The Last Mrs. Lopez: Friday, April 18th, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Toast – "The Last Mrs. Lopez" | April 18, 2025

Hosts: Jackie Oshry & Claudia Oshry
Release Date: April 18, 2025
Description: Take a bite out of The Toast, weekdays with Jackie & Claudia Oshry.

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1. Personal Updates and Welcoming Romeo

Claudia Oshry (00:05):
"Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackie & Claudia Oshry, your hosts."

Jackie Oshry (01:08):
"Hey, turd. I'm doing good. Even better because Romeo is in the studio with you and I get to feast my eyes on the Rudy."

Discussion Highlights:

• Claudia brings her dog, Romeo, to the studio for the first time, reminiscing about how her previous dog, Theo, was a staple on the show.

• Claudia prepared extensively for Romeo's visit but notes his calm behavior, opting to let him relax on the floor instead of the provided dog bed.

• Claudia (02:18):
  "Ben does everything for Romeo. Like, I can't really walk him."

• The hosts discuss Claudia's realization of needing to be more present in Romeo's life, acknowledging Ben's primary role in their pet parenting.

2. Claudia’s Pregnancy Update and Relationship Dynamics

Claudia Oshry (03:39):
"I took my ass to the doctor, and, boy, do I feel silly. The baby has not flipped, okay."

Jackie Oshry (04:35):
"Feel like the more Katie speaks, she just doesn't help herself."

Discussion Highlights:

• Claudia shares her concerns about her baby not flipping, leading to an unscheduled doctor's appointment for reassurance.
• Jackie offers empathy, emphasizing that everyone has moments of doubt during pregnancy.
• Claudia reflects on her relationship with Ben, appreciating his support and tough love approach.
• Claudia (07:18):
  "Ben has started using that phrase that you taught him, like, do you want to hear comfort, or do you want to hear solutions?"

3. Easter and Good Friday Celebrations

Claudia Oshry (12:38):
"How do you feel about your family participating in non-Jewish, but sort of cultural events like an Easter egg hunt?"

Jackie Oshry (13:17):
"So, like, people leave their appointments with way bigger issues."

Discussion Highlights:

• The hosts discuss their plans for Easter, including attending an Easter egg hunt and brunch.
• They delve into the cultural significance of Good Friday, acknowledging its spiritual importance.
• Claudia (13:27):
  "Let this be a reminder to anyone who is either participating or not participating, it is not culturally acceptable to make your caption on Sunday. She has risen."

4. Fast Five Stories

a. Wendy’s vs. Katy Perry Social Media Feud

Claudia Oshry (22:36):
"Clueless, like, it's a failed social experiment because it was supposed to be fun, like going back to watch some of our faves."

Jackie Oshry (22:52):
"Wendy's is defending their shady Katy Perry post despite backlash."

Discussion Highlights:

• Wendy’s recently engaged in a social media spat with Katy Perry, making provocative tweets.
• Despite backlash, Wendy’s defended their actions by stating, "we always bring a little spice to our socials."
• Jackie (24:21):
  "Now the predictions are saying that, what are the odds Katy Perry stars in next year's Wendy Super Bowl commercial."

b. Alicia Silverstone and the "Clueless" Sequel

Claudia Oshry (33:42):
"I love Cher. I feel like Alicia Silverstone over the years has not shied away from referencing Cher."

Jackie Oshry (36:32):
"Clueless is over. Party."

Discussion Highlights:

• Announcement of a "Clueless" sequel series with Alicia Silverstone reprising her role as Cher Horowitz.
• Claudia expresses skepticism, fearing the sequel may not honor the original's legacy.
• Claudia (35:04):
  "Let sleeping dogs lie."

c. Jennifer Lopez in Netflix’s "The Last Mrs. Parrish"

Jackie Oshry (37:13):
"Jennifer Lopez will star as the lead role in 'The Last Mrs. Parrish.'"

Claudia Oshry (38:26):
"I have a very bad feeling about this."

Discussion Highlights:

• Jennifer Lopez (JLo) is set to star in Netflix's adaptation of the psychological thriller novel, "The Last Mrs. Parrish."
• The plot centers on a con artist infiltrating a wealthy couple.
• Both hosts express doubt about the project's potential success, considering JLo's recent film history.

d. Haley Joel Osment’s Apology for Anti-Semitic Slur

Jackie Oshry (49:43):
"Haley Joel Osmond has gone off the deep end. He's apologizing for using an anti-Semitic slur during his blackout arrest."

Claudia Oshry (51:42):
"I’m going to forgive him."

Discussion Highlights:

• Haley Joel Osment was arrested for being drunk and disorderly at a ski lodge, during which he used anti-Semitic slurs.
• Osment has publicly apologized, attributing his behavior to a blackout and personal struggles.
• Claudia (55:06):
  "I’m going to forgive him."

5. Queenie and Weenie of the Week

Queenie of the Week: Women of Blue Origin

Claudia Oshry (63:21):
"Queenie of the Week: The women taking up space."

Weenie of the Week: Wendy’s Harassing Katy Perry

Jackie Oshry (67:47):
"My weenie is Wendy’s Winnie."

Discussion Highlights:

• Queenie of the Week: Commending the resilience and strength of the women from Blue Origin amidst online harassment.
• Weenie of the Week: Criticizing Wendy’s for their aggressive and unwarranted social media attacks on Katy Perry.

6. Concluding Remarks

Claudia Oshry (69:16):
"Hope everybody has an amazing weekend. Enjoy the beautiful weather. Happy Easter. Don't forget to let it go."

Jackie Oshry (69:17):
"Love ya. Bye."

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Notable Quotes:

• Claudia Oshry (02:43):
  "Ben does everything for Romeo. Like, I can't really walk him."

• Claudia Oshry (07:18):
  "Ben has started using that phrase that you taught him, like, do you want to hear comfort, or do you want to hear solutions?"

• Claudia Oshry (13:27):
  "Let this be a reminder to anyone who is either participating or not participating, it is not culturally acceptable to make your caption on Sunday. She has risen."

• Jackie Oshry (24:21):
  "Now the predictions are saying that, what are the odds Katy Perry stars in next year's Wendy Super Bowl commercial."

• Claudia Oshry (35:04):
  "Let sleeping dogs lie."

• Claudia Oshry (55:06):
  "I’m going to forgive him."

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Insights and Conclusions:

• Personal Growth and Relationships: Claudia reflects on her role as a pet parent and partner, emphasizing the importance of being present despite the challenges of pregnancy.

• Cultural Celebrations: The hosts navigate celebrating Easter and Good Friday within their cultural and religious contexts, highlighting inclusivity and respect.

• Media and Celebrity Interactions: The discussions reveal tensions between brands and celebrities, underscoring the complexities of public relations in the digital age.

• Social Responsibility: Claudia and Jackie emphasize the significance of meaningful apologies and accountability, particularly concerning sensitive issues like anti-Semitism.

• Entertainment Industry Critique: The hosts critically assess sequel productions and adaptations, stressing the importance of preserving the essence of beloved original works.

• Community Recognition: The Queenie and Weenie segment serves to acknowledge commendable individuals while holding others accountable for negative behaviors.

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This episode of The Toast intertwines personal anecdotes with relevant cultural and entertainment discussions, offering listeners both relatable content and engaging commentary on current events within the celebrity and social media landscape.

Transcript

[Claudia Oshry]

Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the best five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the Toast.

[Jackie Oshry]

They sound amazing.

[Claudia Oshry]

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[Jackie Oshry]

Hey, turd. I'm doing good. Doing even better because Romeo is in studio with you and I get to feast my eyes on the Rudy.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. So kind of a big day. I've never brought Romeo to work. Romeo obviously is following in his big brother's footsteps.

[Jackie Oshry]

Rome.

[Claudia Oshry]

Theo used to come to work with me all the time. He was kind of a core tenant of like the first three years of the show. He would sit with you. He would sit with me. And it's some of my most fond memories and I think partial laziness, me not bringing him. I have to totally own that.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's. It comes with age comes responsibility.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right? So this is the first time. And I came so prepared. I brought a brand new Minky Couture blanket. It's sitting right there. I brought a dog bed from home. I brought a bone and I brought his collar that like vibrates when he barks because he does have a little bit of a barking issue and I didn't want him barking on the show. Meanwhile, I could have brought nothing. He's been a perfect angel. Like, did he lay on the minky? No, he laid right on the floor. And then I tapped. I Said, hey, you want to come and look at him sleeping soundly? If you're not watching on YouTube, you are missing out.

[Jackie Oshry]

You are missing out. I know your guys's pets love when ours join the show. So this is for all the dogs and cats out there and gerbils and.

[Claudia Oshry]

I can't lie, it's definitely for the gerbils.

[Jackie Oshry]

I have to say the German nerlata, too.

[Claudia Oshry]

Ben said something to me the other day that made me kind of sad. Actually said it this morning.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay.

[Claudia Oshry]

I was like, can I take that dog bed from the second bedroom? Like, nobody uses it and I can leave it at the studio. And he was like, yeah, he doesn't really use it. He lays on top of the crate. I'm like, on top of the crate? That's so cute. He's like, yeah, when I'm working in there, he lays on top of the crate. I'm like, oh, that's adorable. Ben's like, yeah, you're kind of like, missing his whole childhood. And I was like, damn, right in the heart. But, like, I am. I've definitely been derelict in my, like, dog parenting duties. Ben does everything for Romeo. Like, I can't really walk him.

[Jackie Oshry]

How is that?

[Claudia Oshry]

I can't get on.

[Jackie Oshry]

We're always home.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, but, like, Romeo just likes Ben more. Like, he's always Ben's. If Brent's working in the second bedroom, Romeo's with Ben in there. Ben takes him to the dog park. They play fetch, like, two times a day. So I've just been like, I've. It kind of hit me like, yeah, I have been missing out on Romeo's childhood. So maybe this could become our, like, special mommy son time.

[Jackie Oshry]

You're saying mornings? Yeah, right.

[Claudia Oshry]

Mornings with mommy.

[Jackie Oshry]

So cute. But, like, I. That's so rude that he said that.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, you're going through a lot, obviously, and it was definitely hurtful, but it was kind of the kick in the ass I needed to, like, give my boy a little bit more love. Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

With Rudy especially because, like, before it's too late. About to get shafted.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, big time.

[Jackie Oshry]

Rudy's about to become the dog.

[Claudia Oshry]

I know because he's very much like the firstborn. Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

But when you have children, your dogs become your pets.

[Claudia Oshry]

Now, speaking of babies, I did promise yesterday I'd have a big announcement on the show today.

[Jackie Oshry]

Cuz you got checked.

[Claudia Oshry]

I took my ass to the doctor, and, boy, do I feel silly. The baby has not flipped, okay. And. Yeah, the baby has not flipped, okay? And I made this, like, appointment. It Wasn't even, like, on the schedule. It was just like, hey, can I come in? I have a feeling. She was like, sure.

[Jackie Oshry]

Listen, forgive yourself. We've all been there. We've all needed to get on the monitor one thing or another, but I.

[Claudia Oshry]

Feel like you get one in your pregnancy, and, like, that was mine.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't even think that you were so crazy and being so emergent, and, like, you paid for your time, like, 1000%.

[Claudia Oshry]

No free rides here.

[Jackie Oshry]

But what's the strat going forward?

[Claudia Oshry]

Because I'm glad that I went. Because the ultrasound technician, she was actually a pregnant swirly, too. And she was like, at this point, like, your baby's like, a baby. Like, you will feel the flip. Like, you won't be. You won't come and be coming in here unsure. And I said, okay, that makes me feel better. Like, for real. And I just. I was. I was really bummed. Like, I really wasn't, like, shout out to Ben. He, like, wouldn't let me be bummed. We, like, went to the park. We went for a walk. It was so beautiful out. We got ice cream. No, of course, without Romeo. We got ice cream because the office is right by the park. So he's like, let's just go. Let's just go.

[Jackie Oshry]

I was just trying to, like, disprove his point, but instead, I made his point.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, because mommy comes first. But we were gonna go home, get the dog, and then go to the park. Like, we were just right by the park. It was perfect. And we got ice cream. And, like, it made me feel better. And I'm. I'm just bummed for myself, which, like, is selfish. That's not the. The point of this whole thing. So I'll get over it. I just really need to start coming to terms, and I start highlighting the positives of having a scheduled C section. Like, okay, I can get my hair done.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's big, right?

[Claudia Oshry]

I know, like, that morning that, like, I'm going to have a baby. It's not gonna be, like, a big surprise, right?

[Jackie Oshry]

Not a lot of, like, uncertainty.

[Claudia Oshry]

Also, they do say, you know, they don't want it to be so close to your due date, like, your natural due date, because you didn't want to risk you going into labor. It's supposed to be, like, totally separate. So you do kind of, like, shave off a week, which is huge. I can't lie. That's huge.

[Jackie Oshry]

Baby's birthday.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes. I didn't even realize that Jackie was like, so when are you gonna pick the birthday? I'm like, who's.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Claudia was like, basing around the bris, and I was like. But that also just, like, means that that's your baby's birthday. Just.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. And I have to think, like, you know, this is kind of the time between school and camp. Like, I'm gonna have to be a little strategic. I have to think more about it. I haven't chosen a date yet.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay, well, whatever you choose will be the right decision. And I think. Yeah, now, like, a little let go and let God energy, you know?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to acupuncture today, but now, selfishly, like, I just want to feel. Yeah. Like that good.

[Jackie Oshry]

I think that's still, like, a healthy thing for you to do, regardless of flippage.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. So I just. I keep saying this. Like, I really need to let it go.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, well, you first. You have to, like, fake letting it go before you can let. You know what I mean. Like, it's a process. You don't just, like, wake up and.

[Claudia Oshry]

Moved on and let it go.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. But, like, we're gonna manifest letting it go.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Like. And Ben was, like, really putting into perspective. He's like, people leave their appointments with, like, way bigger issues. Stop. And I was like, okay, okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

It sounds like he's, like, being really cruel these days.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, cool. I thought. I thought you were gonna say he's being, like, the opposite. I'm usually like, tough love. And he's, like, needs a little bit more coddling. Maybe he knows that, like, that's what I need because he' he's letting me feel my feels, but he's just delivering straight facts.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. That is my favorite strategy of personhood. But. And sometimes, like, you just need to tell a person what they want to hear, especially when they're dealing with a lot.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right, right. And Ben has started using that phrase that you taught him, like, when we're having. When I'm having any sort of issue, not pregnancy, just, like, if I'm mad about something, he says, well, do you want to hear, like, comfort, or do you want to hear solutions?

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, I taught him that.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, I love that. For me.

[Claudia Oshry]

And at first, I really liked it.

[Jackie Oshry]

That statement. I should use that in my own life.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Because sometimes, like, you just want to be upset and, like, someone coming in being like, well, if we carry the one, like, shut up.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Yeah. You just want to commiserate. Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

So him saying, like, okay, by the way, do you want me to just, like, be with you, or do you want to like, come up with a solution. And at first I was really appreciative of him, like, understanding what I needed and when and asking. But now I find the question a little derogatory. Like, it's starting to bother me.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Yeah. That is really funny. I'm sorry for that. I didn't even know that I did that. But I actually, I need to, like, take my own advice and practice out of my own life.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's a really good, like, question to ask. It's mostly like, from a man to a woman, because, like, sometimes a woman just wants to.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, it's to be mad. It's from the harsh to the sensitive.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. And sometimes you just want to be mad.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

But also sometimes then, like, finding a solve really does make you feel better. Sometimes it doesn't.

[Jackie Oshry]

Sometimes, yes, it sounds like a lot of work, but I'm a solution oriented person. That typically is what's going to make me feel better. Like, plan.

[Claudia Oshry]

So is Ben. I find it annoying when I'm just trying to, like, be mad.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's so funny. I didn't realize Ben and I were so similar. And then I guess, like, you're so similar to my husband.

[Claudia Oshry]

Maybe you should get married to Ben.

[Jackie Oshry]

But opposites attract. They each need us. You know what I mean?

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, it's, by the way, understatement of the century. They both need us.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. I always think, like, opposites really attract when two people are so similar. I'm like, you must be having fun. But it's not gonna. It's not going to go well long term, Jesse. And, like, I don't even think you're.

[Claudia Oshry]

Going to have fun. Like, it's in the beginning.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's like we both, like, like, want to do the same things, but eventually you need that yin and yang.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. To complement one another. Okay, is this a dating and relationships podcast?

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't know. And then sometimes I'm like, well, wouldn't it just be easier if we were the same?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, of course. Because then it gets, like, so frustrating when a person, like, doesn't see something your way.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. If we had the same love languages. If we had the same. Same response. Yeah, But I don't know, then we maybe just would, like, sit in it and then had.

[Claudia Oshry]

What is your love language? Let me guess. What are the love languages? Like gifts. Oh, definitely gifts. But no, I feel like acts of service. Yeah, so is mine. And when I say love language, that means, like, how I receive love. Right?

[Jackie Oshry]

My favorite way to receive love.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes, yes, yes. And I would say Ben's is like all of them. He's kind of annoying like that. Like, he wants physical touch, he wants words of affirmation, he wants gifts, he wants acts of service. But he knows better than to ask for acts of service.

[Jackie Oshry]

Man who's love language is acts of service. Like, unless it's cooking.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, that's fair. Like domesticity.

[Jackie Oshry]

But you don't want me to go grab you something, do you?

[Claudia Oshry]

You want me to get up?

[Jackie Oshry]

No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not right.

[Claudia Oshry]

Couldn't be.

[Jackie Oshry]

That shouldn't be an option for them.

[Claudia Oshry]

No.

[Jackie Oshry]

My husband is like, words of affirmation and physical touch, those are hard to give.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, it's just. Do you know what I mean? Some are, like, easier to do in.

[Jackie Oshry]

Some, like, when it. It doesn't come naturally to a person and you have to, like, remember.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's why I feel like when I do give words of affirmation, like, that's how, you know, I. It's like that.

[Claudia Oshry]

You mean it.

[Jackie Oshry]

It means more than the person who's always giving it.

[Claudia Oshry]

Who's. Right. Like the. The person who's, like, founded a party, having a glass of wine and a heart to heart in the corner.

[Jackie Oshry]

Right. So I don't know if he, like, takes solace in that, but he should.

[Claudia Oshry]

You should ask him.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, he doesn't.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, he doesn't. Okay, cool. It's Friday, which is such a cause to celebrate. It's a beautiful day. It's gonna be a gorgeous weekend in New York. We're going to the golf course. Like, you know, Ben's there now. Like, I can't, but it's really so gorgeous.

[Jackie Oshry]

So I will go with him.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right, right. Jackie keeps texting me, like, questions to ask Ben about golf, like, from full.

[Jackie Oshry]

Swing, about certain players, because, like, all of them, really, you get, like, a really quick good sense of their personality. And, like, there's a couple weenies, of course, couple like, like just neutrals. And I think you have to have that energy in golf. But there are a couple of, like, big personalities that are like, okay, these are the big swinging dicks. Yeah, of course. Par.

[Claudia Oshry]

Par.

[Jackie Oshry]

Par.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Is that a person?

[Jackie Oshry]

Four.

[Claudia Oshry]

Par four. Yeah. Okay. Totally.

[Jackie Oshry]

Right?

[Claudia Oshry]

Like 4,000%.

[Jackie Oshry]

And I haven't even met everyone yet, but every episode I meet more people, and it's good. And I've also, like, heard of a lot of these people, like, from the gram and stuff, because a lot of them are obviously.

[Claudia Oshry]

Of course.

[Jackie Oshry]

Of course, some people I've never heard of. So that just, you know, you should work a little harder.

[Claudia Oshry]

1,000%. You don't have enough followers, but it's.

[Jackie Oshry]

Definitely an interesting world.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's a whole new world.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, I've entered a new world.

[Claudia Oshry]

A whole new world. I'm so happy for you. And speaking of weenies, it is Friday. Have you prepared a queenie and weenie for everyone?

[Jackie Oshry]

I just need to remember what I was thinking this week. I remember I said someone was my. Actually, I totally have it. I just need. I totally have it. Totally.

[Claudia Oshry]

I have mine, too.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay, cool. And that's it for the fried dairies.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. You have any big plans this weekend?

[Jackie Oshry]

We're gonna have some fun.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, that's good. What kind?

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, a little shopping, a little going up and down the coast. A little Easter fun.

[Claudia Oshry]

I think she's heading to the coast.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, like, we live, like, by the coast, so a little north, a little south, little east.

[Claudia Oshry]

What about east and west?

[Jackie Oshry]

No, no, not east. West. We're not getting on Alligator Alley. A little brunch.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. How do you feel about your, like, family participating in non Jewish, but, like, sort of culture? Like, an Easter egg hunt is so fun. Like, why should the kids be left out?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. So, like, I wouldn't seek one out if there wasn't one, like, near me. But, like, we're going to brunch on Sunday and they're gonna have, like, eggs hunt and stuff. And so, of course, yeah, go run and find eggs.

[Claudia Oshry]

Don't ask.

[Jackie Oshry]

And it's just candy questions.

[Claudia Oshry]

Not like scripture. Yeah, you're fine.

[Jackie Oshry]

But sure, grab the eggs and. Yeah, learn about a different culture. That's nice.

[Claudia Oshry]

And Easter's the day that Jesus rose, is that correct? After dying on Christmas. Oh, no.

[Jackie Oshry]

He was born on Christmas, I think. And today's Good Friday. Good Friday, millennials. To all who celebrate.

[Claudia Oshry]

It is.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

I feel like Good Friday was last Friday.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, it's. I know for sure it's today. Don't even question it is.

[Claudia Oshry]

It is. She's right. She's right.

[Jackie Oshry]

So that's a really good Friday. I always. I often forget the significance of Good Friday, but it's a very big day spiritually. So Happy Good Friday to all who celebrate.

[Claudia Oshry]

And let this be a reminder to anyone who is either participating or not participating, it is not culturally acceptable to make your caption on Sunday. She has risen. Take it from me. I had to learn the hard way. I had this, like, really cute picture of myself at an Easter party, and I happened to be, like, sitting up on, like, this thing. So I was like, oh, she has risen. And I got my ass handed to me and I never did it again.

[Jackie Oshry]

Some lessons need to be learned the hard way, Christian. You could do it because what are they going to tell you? Especially, like, if you're observe, like, observant. What could they say?

[Claudia Oshry]

So I guess. I guess the issue was that. No, I think the issue was, like, no matter who does it, it's like, well, you didn't rise. Jesus did. So, like, off.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, but if it's a joke, like, I. I think if it's in your own realm, like, you can make jokes, but I can't say whether it's funny or not because, like, I'm not some part of it.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, no, and I'm definitely sorry about that time five years ago that I made it. The caption like, this wasn't me.

[Jackie Oshry]

Bringing that back will make it their caption. And I think it's. It's like, fine, but I think it's.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like a classic social media trope people fall into.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's not for me to judge whether it's fine or not.

[Claudia Oshry]

Only God can judge us, Jax.

[Jackie Oshry]

And like your fellow man, forget the.

[Claudia Oshry]

Haters, because somebody loves you.

[Jackie Oshry]

What are your plans for the weekend? Sounded like you had big plans.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, they're huge. Oh, my God.

[Jackie Oshry]

It sounded like you had big plans. You were, like, revving up with the weather. No, like, so I could kick it back to you.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, no. It's gonna be nice out. So I plan to hopefully, like, go.

[Jackie Oshry]

For a walk or two with Romeo.

[Claudia Oshry]

We'll see. And that's pretty much it for me on the plans. Frontier.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay. Anything for Easter?

[Claudia Oshry]

No, but I have been sort of calculating with Ben, like, our last. I've been, like, doing a countdown. I'm like, it's only X minute amount of weekends together, just us. Like, you should make them special. Oh, my God, totally. Only a four good summers left, which is so true, by the way.

[Jackie Oshry]

You only have, like, four. Four quiet weekends left.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, I know. So I was saying to Ben, like, we need to make them really special. Meanwhile, he has, like, plans without me.

[Jackie Oshry]

So he's golfing.

[Claudia Oshry]

He's golfing?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Where is he? Well, don't tell me where he's golfing. S. I know everyone will just show up.

[Claudia Oshry]

I couldn't tell you. I couldn't tell you.

[Jackie Oshry]

People will show up.

[Claudia Oshry]

I couldn't tell you if I tried. It's not at our club.

[Jackie Oshry]

Golfing somewhere with a spa.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. He always invites me, by the way, which is very nice. He's like, come you could ride in the cart. You can go have lunch. You can go. If it's in the summer, he's like, you can lay by the pool. And it's very sweet, but, like, I would feel like a huge loser.

[Jackie Oshry]

What if you want a friend? What about Sachi?

[Claudia Oshry]

But, like, Ben. So when he golf said our club, like, yeah, I can come. And, like, I don't need Ben for that. I can go whenever I want. If he's golfing at someone else's club and it's like a group of four guys, like, what am I doing there?

[Jackie Oshry]

We'll bring a friend and then have lunch. And then, you know.

[Claudia Oshry]

So then Ben is bringing two guests when he's a guest at someone else's club. Like, that's just not done.

[Jackie Oshry]

I just feel like, because you're famous.

[Claudia Oshry]

I can get away with, like, being a schnura. For sure.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. People. But I don't want, like, a. It's a value add. Like, oh, he's bringing the famous girl.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right? Like, this club would be lucky to have me.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, you're not, like, a drain on the resources.

[Claudia Oshry]

Well, thank you for calling me famous. That's always a great way to start the weekend.

[Jackie Oshry]

I feel like it's. Sometimes you have to think of yourself that way, you know, it's not just like, a regular sometimes. Well, sometimes you're not. Like, it just depends on the situation.

[Claudia Oshry]

You know, Just to be clear, like, I'm deeply aware of my own fame now. Obviously, it's not traditional fame. Everybody's gonna make. You're calling yourself famous. Yeah, bitch. Like, I get stopped in the street, like, ten times a day. Like, please. I know. Like, I know what I am. I literally went to a diner yesterday. I literally couldn't eat. I couldn't eat, like, ever. Like, please. I know. So I'm deeply aware of it, you know, that's why, like, I leave the house. Like, I try and look somewhat nice if I can. People who pretend like, they don't know that they're famous. A bitch.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, but when you know about, like, Ben, like, for a guest of a guest, like. But do you think about your fame?

[Claudia Oshry]

Actually, I didn't think of it. So maybe I don't always think of it because. No, I didn't.

[Jackie Oshry]

They would be so excited to have a famous person.

[Claudia Oshry]

Actually, maybe I do. Maybe I did think about it, because I'm thinking, like, I don't want to be, like, that obnoxious famous person who thinks she could just, like, steamroll into this club.

[Jackie Oshry]

But what is fame? For if not that.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's so true.

[Jackie Oshry]

And everyone be so excited. Excited to have you. And I'm sure. Is it like a Jewish club? Because then, like, they would be.

[Claudia Oshry]

I know my demo. I could do a set. You could.

[Jackie Oshry]

You could work.

[Claudia Oshry]

I could literally sing for my supper. And, you know, these clubs have, like, big Jewish contingencies. The ones, like, on Long island in Jersey.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Well, some don't.

[Claudia Oshry]

Well, of course we're not going to those types of clubs.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, I. I don't think it's the same. You're not famous. You are not famous there.

[Claudia Oshry]

I would urge any Jew not to look too deep into the history of your particular country club because there's, you know, a likelihood you weren't allowed for a while.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, for sure. But let's.

[Claudia Oshry]

But now we're taking our power back.

[Jackie Oshry]

Let's focus on the positive.

[Claudia Oshry]

How good is this club sandwich? Yes.

[Jackie Oshry]

We're taking up space.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay. We are taking up space also. I recorded the Good Guys yesterday. That's what I did.

[Jackie Oshry]

You're a good wife.

[Claudia Oshry]

I am. It was a fun episode because Paige joined, too, so it was like a pregnancy, like, thing. And literally, Ben and Josh didn't even talk. So that was fun. And so, like, obviously, I'm feeling a little. I'm feeling some type of way about it.

[Jackie Oshry]

What do you mean?

[Claudia Oshry]

That I went on the Good guys, like. And now I'm coming back here like.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, you're feeling like a trader.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay.

[Claudia Oshry]

So I wanted to. I wanted to say it before, like, the episode is released.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay, well, we forgive you. You promoted the toast.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm sure I actually didn't.

[Jackie Oshry]

Great.

[Claudia Oshry]

Because at the end, Ben was like, rate, review, subscribe. He was like, turdy, do you wanna promote anything? I was like, no. Everybody here knows who I am. Like, I breathe. I was like, no, you guys know? Like, follow me. Like, do you know?

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay. Okay, cool. We'll get them next time.

[Claudia Oshry]

God, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

We'll get him next time. Well, I think everyone here deserves a dose of Narlado. What do you say?

[Claudia Oshry]

1,000%.

[Jackie Oshry]

So, without further ado, da do da do, here are the fast five stories that you need to know.

[Claudia Oshry]

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[Jackie Oshry]

I do.

[Claudia Oshry]

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[Jackie Oshry]

Thank you. Tertis to you.

[Claudia Oshry]

You're welcome.

[Jackie Oshry]

First story of the day. Wrapping up the first story of the week, Wendy's v. Katy Perry.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, my God.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, the girls are fighting.

[Claudia Oshry]

So wait, did you see the story I sent you this morning? Did you think it was, like, good for the Fast Five?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, I'll. I'm including it. Cool.

[Claudia Oshry]

Cool. I thought it was, like, a good Friday, like, human interest story.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

And so sorry to have cut you off.

[Jackie Oshry]

So that we shall discuss. We'll leave you on the cliffhanger. Um, but no Wendy's v. Katy Perry. We spoke about this week, how Wendy's was tweeting, and we said. We only cited one tweet of them saying, like, can we send her back? But they had been, like, in the tweets all week just, like, railing on Katy Perry. On Katie specifically on Katy specifically. Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's weird.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, it is weird. And now they're. Katie has spoken out about it, and Wendy's is responding and my computer is down. So do you know, that's really great. No, here. Okay. Wendy's is defending their shady Katy Perry post despite backlash. And they've gotten a little bit of backlash, but definitely not enough to, like, actually harm sales or warrant they could.

[Claudia Oshry]

Have gotten away with.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, but they say that they always bring a little spice, so they said we always bring a little spice to our socials. They insisted that they have a ton of respect for Katy Perry and her out of this world talent. And that was that.

[Claudia Oshry]

And then. Okay, so it was a kind of a big deal that they responded. Like, again, there wasn't that much backlash or they could have gotten away with not. But they are a brand account, and anytime a brand gets backlash, they like their pants. So they had to release a statement. Now, Katie then responded again.

[Jackie Oshry]

What did she say?

[Claudia Oshry]

And just, like, key, like, continuing to harp on the point.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

And it was like, okay, let it go.

[Jackie Oshry]

I just feel like the more Katie speaks, like, she just doesn't help herself. So, like, it was nice that, like, other people like us were taking up for her being like, no, this is wrong and Right. But whenever, like, she gets involved, she just kind of puts her foot in her mouth. And so it's not the most effective way. And then people, like, don't really want to have her back anymore, but I will continue to have her back and say that Wendy's was wrong for this. This is weird. People were saying that, like, their whole thing is that they have, like, they've got beef, right? So, like, they. They make up beef with people because Wendy's has beef. And so that's why they're doing this with Katy, because they love having beef.

[Claudia Oshry]

Now the predictions are saying that, you know, what are the odds Katy Perry stars in next year's Wendy super bowl commercial. Right. Like, there's going to be some sort of big endorsement, which I think is, like, one of very few ways to make this right.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. I don't think that's going to happen.

[Claudia Oshry]

You don't because you think Katie's too mad.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And I also think, like, they don't like her. Like, they capitalized on, like, a movie. I don't clearly, I don't think she's good for sales. I think they said what they said because they know that nobody cares and nobody's not shopping at Wendy's because they hurt carries Perry's feelings. Like, I think she has a low Q score, so why would she be in a commercial?

[Claudia Oshry]

I guess I think just she could.

[Jackie Oshry]

Be in, like, a Jack in the box commercial. Burger King competitor number still clear. Score low. But like, a competitor that wants to, like, ride the coat. Have a moment and have a moment. Katy Perry.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's a good idea.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

I like that. You. You would love it.

[Jackie Oshry]

You will love it. Also, Jessica Chastain is chiming in, like, taking. Taking shots at the ladies. She read the ladies at the ladies of the blue origin flight. She retweeted an article from the Guardian opinion piece that said that was called the Blue Origin Flight, showcased the utter defeat of American feminism, in which case you will love it.

[Claudia Oshry]

The thing is, is, like, I have been saying, you know, for many years, we need to have some sort of referendum on how we got here with American feminism. With modern American feminism. It is, like, the most toxic. And so I just hate that, like, we're having the conversation on the backs of this particular event, because while it was cringe and weenie, like, it was in good spirit. Like, I. I don't know. Why are we having this conversation now? Like, no. And it's like, to me, there have been many more egregious things.

[Jackie Oshry]

There are so many things that are, like, akin to this. I can't really think of examples, but, like, you know, just nonsense disguised as feminism. Right?

[Claudia Oshry]

So many things.

[Jackie Oshry]

And everyone champions those things. Like, oh, my God, this is amazing. And I'm sure these girls are like, wait, why now? Why this nonsense act disguised as feminism? Like, why are we taking the.

[Claudia Oshry]

But I think what did we do differently?

[Jackie Oshry]

They thought they were acting in line with what the women wanted.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

I think they're shocked by this reaction, but I think it's. It's a culmination of nonsense, and we're not gonna take it anymore. Okay.

[Claudia Oshry]

But I actually feel bad for them. I just feel like there have been so many more instances of, like, feminism that have actually been, like, harmful to women. Like, this wasn't harmful. It was just, like, silly and, like, not. Not deep. Right? Then being like, I'm gonna wear my lipstick in space. Like, it's just a corny and whatever. But I hate that we're having this referendum around this particular event, because I think there have been far worse and more damaging. I'm trying to think of, like, a. I mean, I know you guys, like, don't want to hear it, but Blake Lively. I think a lot of what's going on with Blake Lively, like, has. Has a lot to do with, like, toxic modern feminism.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't think that's a strong example.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay, fine. It's not the right example, but you know what I'm saying? Like, why now? Why this origin?

[Jackie Oshry]

I agree. I think they're shocked. I think they thought they were, like, oh, they were in line with the culture and that everyone would love this.

[Claudia Oshry]

Especially I don't think Katy Perry shocked. I think she's used to waking up every day and, like, getting for everything she does. But I don't think Gayle King thought she would ever, you know, find Herself at the center of, like, a big flop like this.

[Jackie Oshry]

But it's also, like, not fair. The amount of hate that Katie is getting, and it's not evenly spread out amongst the women. Like, if she is taking on.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, I'm mad at the activist, I'm mad at the astronaut. I'm mad at Gayle King, like, take some of the brunt.

[Claudia Oshry]

But she is the most famous one. And that's sort of.

[Jackie Oshry]

I guess it's just not fair.

[Claudia Oshry]

The price you pay.

[Jackie Oshry]

The hate should be split equally in sixths.

[Claudia Oshry]

Agreed. So you're saying more hate to the civil rights activists.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's what I'm saying.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, it's. It's not equally distributed by any means. That's. That's, that's unfair to Katie.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, she is really the one. Stuff, like, her reputation is suffering. Whatever Gayle King does next, like, this will not follow her. This will follow Katy Perry forever. And, like, why they did the same.

[Claudia Oshry]

Thing, I don't know. I feel like Gayle King maybe is having a harder time, like, emotionally right now because she's not used to this whirlwind. Right. Everything. Gayle King is a media darling. She's Oprah's best friend.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And I don't want to dox anyone, but we still don't. We still don't know who said, oh, my goddess.

[Claudia Oshry]

We don't.

[Jackie Oshry]

We don't know that with certainty.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's almost like they're protecting the identity of the person who said it.

[Jackie Oshry]

And I want to know who it is, like, for my own life. But I don't want to dox anyone, you know, and put, like, docs isn't.

[Claudia Oshry]

The right word, because unless you're going to. Unless you're going to say their address.

[Jackie Oshry]

On the toes, like that target on them. And I don't want to ask them.

[Claudia Oshry]

You know, I mean, it wasn't Gail and it wasn't any of the famous people. Right. Because we know their voices.

[Jackie Oshry]

There's a chance it was Katie. In which case, how. How could she get more hate than she's already getting?

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. Sound off in the comments. Who do you think said, oh, my goddess? It definitely wasn't Lauren Sanchez. I'll tell you it wasn't, because she.

[Jackie Oshry]

Was the one who said, the moon. The moon.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, you're right.

[Jackie Oshry]

And then a voice coming from elsewhere was, oh, my goddess.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. I hope this saga never ends. I'll be like, we've had a story about it every single day, and I'm not mad in the slightest.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. I Agree. I want more space travel, but maybe.

[Claudia Oshry]

I want more women in space.

[Jackie Oshry]

Maybe going to space for eight minutes gives you the sort of perspective that you need to weather. Like this.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Romeo, don't go in there.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Robbie's being kind of a bad boy.

[Jackie Oshry]

I might just be disruptive to the flow.

[Claudia Oshry]

I might just need to let him. Let him go. Do you know what I mean? Like, let him go.

[Jackie Oshry]

Chew on something. Some cables somewhere. Okay.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. So I just know something's gonna be broken when I get up out of here. This hasn't gone the way that I thought it would. If you're watching on YouTube, you probably saw me, like, last time. Minutes just sort of scrambling. And if you've listened as an audio episode and be like, what was up with Claudia these last five minutes? I was extremely flustered trying to get Romeo to, like, I think we have.

[Jackie Oshry]

To practice letting it go. Let him go.

[Claudia Oshry]

So he's on the. I can't even see him. He's on the other side of the curtain. Like, I wonder what he's doing.

[Jackie Oshry]

You. You have to trust in your sweeping nature that, like, things have been sweaty.

[Claudia Oshry]

Let me just make sure there's no, like, food on the floor.

[Jackie Oshry]

You've never left food on the floor.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, but, like, maybe if I had groceries. No, there's, like. There's stacks of, like, Pellegrino on the floor.

[Jackie Oshry]

He can eat that sparkling water.

[Claudia Oshry]

Hopefully. He's just sitting there, like, chewing on my slipper. You know, I have a pair of slippers over there.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's exactly what he's doing.

[Claudia Oshry]

Not like a big cord.

[Jackie Oshry]

Are you ready for our next story?

[Claudia Oshry]

I am, and I'm gonna be more present, like Romeo, you know?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, that dog.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

A clueless sequel series with Alicia Silverstone is returning in development at Peacock. So yesterday was announced that Alicia Silverstone is attached to the reprise. To reprise the role of Cher Horowitz in a clueless sequel series at Peacock. Variety has learned the show is currently in development. Exact plot details are being kept under wraps. From the fact that the show will serve as a follow up to the cult classic film.

[Claudia Oshry]

Now, nobody loves Clueless more than me. Literally. It's probably in my top three favorite movies. I love Cher. I feel like Alicia Silverstone over the years has not shied away from referencing to reference or not reference. Cherry. And every time she does it, like, just, like, doesn't hit for me. Do you know what I mean?

[Jackie Oshry]

Because Alicia Silverstone, like, in her personal life is not share.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, no, she does that. What's that feeding. She like chews her kids foods. Like, you know the how birds. Birds will eat their chew food and then like feed it to their babies so they don't chew it themselves. It's like pre chewed food. Okay, and she does that, right? Cher would never.

[Jackie Oshry]

She's a hippie.

[Claudia Oshry]

She's very hippie. Yes.

[Jackie Oshry]

And Cher is a material girl.

[Claudia Oshry]

Correct. So, yeah, in the past, like, I. I love when people reference like their big famous role. I hate when they ignore it. Like, so I like that she does it, but I don't know. It doesn't like excite me at all. And so for this, I don't know, I just know they're gonna like, wokeify Clueless. Like, Clueless is perfect. Like, please leave it alone.

[Jackie Oshry]

Please leave it alone. Because even if they say that now, like, yes, once they wokeify it, like, it's over. Game over.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's over.

[Jackie Oshry]

Say like they kept it like just standard and Cher's grown up and so she has a daughter who's in high school getting her.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's what it is.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's what it is. Like, please Lord, no. Okay, agreed. Please Lord, know this has never been done.

[Claudia Oshry]

Well, she's right, you guys. Listen to her.

[Jackie Oshry]

This is our favorite movie. Protect the sanctity. You ruined Mean Girls, right? You had to go into it.

[Claudia Oshry]

Mean Girls.

[Jackie Oshry]

We're gonna all forget about it, right? You root. This has never been done, right. I think maybe Fuller House was a success.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes.

[Jackie Oshry]

I didn't watch it, so I couldn't.

[Claudia Oshry]

Say, but it was widely. It was enjoyed.

[Jackie Oshry]

It was enjoyed. Please, Lord, no.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. This movie is like really too important to too many people. It. There's a generation of young women that were raised on Clueless. Like so much of. I could say confidently my personality, I feel, comes from the movie Clueless. Like, we quote it all the time. Like, just leave the alone. Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

If they had a track record of doing these sorts of things successfully, I would get excited. Like, you know, the first time we heard news such as this, we were excited.

[Claudia Oshry]

They tried to do with Gossip Girl. They've tried to do it with Pretty Little Liars. Like, stop.

[Jackie Oshry]

They're bringing it back. They're bringing it back. Stop.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, really don't. Like, we are. Okay. And why don't you just like do something original?

[Jackie Oshry]

And this is coming from two of the biggest fans of the movie. So if the fans aren't even excited about this, who is this for?

[Claudia Oshry]

And that's why, like, as much as we joke that they, you know, announced the Legally blonde sequel like, 10 years ago and never wrote it. And Mindy Kaling's attached to it and how exciting. Like, it's probably best that it hasn't come out yet, because that's another. I put that. I put Legally Blonde in the bucket of movies that also raised me, like, with Clueless Mean Girls. Like, those are important films, and they need to be protected. Their legacy.

[Jackie Oshry]

And the day that it comes out, like, we will have to contend with what we've seen.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, we'll have to live with ourselves.

[Jackie Oshry]

And I don't want to have to deal with that, you know, because even if it's not an abomination, it's not.

[Claudia Oshry]

Gonna be what it was, not gonna.

[Jackie Oshry]

Be what Legally Blonde was. So just write a different movie, for.

[Claudia Oshry]

Christ's sakes, and see when Reese Witherspoon's also a great example of a celebrity who is constantly referencing her big role. Right. Obviously, she's done a million things. She's a billionaire now. But, like, we all know her and we love her from Elle woods, and she's always leaning in, which I appreciate. And I do feel like her personality as, like, a swirly isn't that far off from Elle. She's very, like, cutesy and girly and. And you can see the connection. And so when she does it, actually always. It always brings me joy. Always, always. Always brings me joy. And that just hasn't been the case with the Cher.

[Jackie Oshry]

Right.

[Claudia Oshry]

Historically.

[Jackie Oshry]

Right.

[Claudia Oshry]

Now, Remember the Cher tv. Excuse me. The Clueless TV show.

[Jackie Oshry]

Loved.

[Claudia Oshry]

But Alicia Silverstone wasn't Cher.

[Jackie Oshry]

No.

[Claudia Oshry]

And it was before. Excuse me. It was after the movie. Yeah. And it was good.

[Jackie Oshry]

It was good.

[Claudia Oshry]

But they had the same character who played Amber. Right?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And I think Murray was the same.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. So I don't know what the connection from that, the Clueless TV show and the Clueless movie was, but it was a very good TV show, and it was at the same era, so it was really, like, 90s. It was really. It was cool.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, it was really. I mean, the people were still young enough to play their same characters, so it wasn't too far off. It was well done. But those executives are long dead, and the people who are writing this did not write that.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, no. The vibes are, it's over.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's over. Clueless is over. Party.

[Claudia Oshry]

And that's okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

Right?

[Claudia Oshry]

Let sleeping dogs lie.

[Jackie Oshry]

Don't mess with action.

[Claudia Oshry]

Don't mess with perfection. I completely agree.

[Jackie Oshry]

So I know you thought we would be excited about this, but we're not.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. I feel like I Got tagged in this a lot. People said he'd be like, oh, look. I'm like, ugh. Vomiting.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Our next story is some more new TV show development news. Really excited to get your thoughts because Jennifer Lopez is set to star in Netflix's the Last Mrs. Parrish. So the Last Mrs. Parish is a super popular thriller novel, like one of the ones that everyone reads now. I didn't read it because I read the book called the Wife Between Us, which then I heard was a carbon copy of the last Mrs. Parish. So I know the premise, so I can.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

So Jennifer Lopez will star as the lead role in the last Mrs. Parish, written by Liv Constantine. A bestselling book that came out in 2021. The psychological thriller centers on a twisted con artist who targets a wealthy couple, the Parishes, as her next victim. She infiltrates the pair by befriending the wife and seducing the husband with the master.

[Claudia Oshry]

So is JLO the wife or the con woman?

[Jackie Oshry]

I feel like she's the wife because the con woman is young.

[Claudia Oshry]

He's younger.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. With the master plan of becoming the next Mrs. Parrish, only to discover that the wife's life is far more complicated than she could have imagined. Additional casting has not yet been announced, but we can imagine that the other person, the other woman who will play the con woman will look like JLo.

[Claudia Oshry]

A little bit like a younger JLo. Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

I mean, not. They're not meant to be, like, interchangeable, but like, it's kind of like housemade, where it's like, obviously this man has a certain. Likes a certain type of woman, and the woman is trying to endear herself to the husband.

[Claudia Oshry]

So you also just reminded me that I saw. Oh, yeah. Colleen Hoover posted on Instagram new casting news. Rudy Pankow from JJ Outer Banks. Yeah. Is going to be in reminders of him. So I'm imagining he plays like the. There's like a throwback. The young version of the guy.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

I think. But back to JLo.

[Jackie Oshry]

Reminders of him. I didn't read that one.

[Claudia Oshry]

You didn't read that one? It's not a super popular one. And it was the last Colleen Hoover book that I read. Meaning it was like it sent you out the door kind of. You weren't wanting more.

[Jackie Oshry]

More.

[Claudia Oshry]

I can't tell you I didn't not enjoy it. It was just like I thought to myself, could I be using my time in a better manner? And it turns out that I could have. Back to this. I think this is enormously disappointing for a multitude of reasons. And I'm not blaming it all on JLo. Okay, I'll say this. The Last Mrs. Parrish is like one of the top 10 most popular books of the last five years.

[Jackie Oshry]

Thrillers, specifically.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes. People. I loved it. People love this book.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's like Gone Girl.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes, it is so popular. Like, the movie adaptation could be huge. Now we talked about this earlier in the week. Netflix does not have a good track record of turning books into movies. And I feel like already being like a little unsure because Netflix, like, I don't know. And I feel like the last Mrs. Parish, like, this should have been a blockbuster. This should be at the end. Yes, exactly. Gone Girl is the perfect comparison. We should have had like a bigger moment. And I actually, I'm like done clowning on JLo. I feel like she's like, had a hard year. But I do want to say, like, there is something fraudulent about everything she does when it comes to movies. Like every movie, it just gives straight to DVD energy. It's so. Yes, except for Hustlers, but it's so corny. Like all the movies that she does.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, she's always doing these global vibes.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, she's always doing these like global press junkets. And I'm like, I've never even heard of this movie Atlas. Like, she's always just making shit up. So I have a very bad feeling about this. Although if done well, like let's say we're so wrong, it turns out to be amazing. This could be huge for the JLO comeback tour because she desperately needs favorable things and people loved this book. And if she crushes it and the movie crushes it actually could be a good strategy.

[Jackie Oshry]

I agree. But this casting just does not bode well for the movie.

[Claudia Oshry]

She's really. And it's crazy because like her early work, she could even made in Manhattan.

[Jackie Oshry]

The best job at her job in this. Like, say I don't think she's the best actress, but like, say she like nails the acting. If the rest of the movie is like getting this low brow treatment, it's not gonna be.

[Claudia Oshry]

But what is it like, what has changed? Because there was a period of time where like JLO movies were instant successes. Made in Manhattan, the Wedding Planner, Selena. Like, how do you go from that to like actually being like a community theater actress?

[Jackie Oshry]

I feel like maybe she has a production company that's like involved in a lot of her projects now. And so they like pick the worst sets and like the best locations. And that's a good call.

[Claudia Oshry]

Something like that, you know? She loves, like, fun things herself.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, she used to probably just be in front of the camera, but the more success you have, you get to be behind the scenes, and maybe that's.

[Claudia Oshry]

How you get more power.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

And you think that maybe that was like, the nail in the coffin for her.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's just harming her projects because maybe they have involved in casting and she's has, you know, just a bad eye for that.

[Claudia Oshry]

So I hate to be, like, negative from the get, but I don't have a good feeling about this.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, this was something again. When I saw this, I was like, rats.

[Claudia Oshry]

This book was so similar to a book that you told me to read.

[Jackie Oshry]

The Wife Between Us.

[Claudia Oshry]

Was that it?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Do you read it? Yeah, it's the same.

[Claudia Oshry]

I read the same book twice, and it was like, young girl attacks like wealthy couple by, like, befriending and then seducing. And it's like, who's crazy? The wife or the.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

And they literally were the same book.

[Jackie Oshry]

No ending. The Wife Between Us.

[Claudia Oshry]

What was the one where the character was named Nina?

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, no, no, that was Ar. Tori. She was like.

[Claudia Oshry]

That was another. That was another book. Literally followed the same blueprint.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, but we loved that book. But it was different.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. No, and at the end, like, the spoiler alert, like, the con woman loses and you're, like, supposed to feel bad for her. The lesson is like, revenge isn't worth it.

[Jackie Oshry]

But she, like, her whole life, it was, like, kind of ambiguous. That was a little different. Ar Tori. Every little secret. Something like that, maybe. No, the wife between us is literally the same thing. And also the big twist in the life between us. Skip ahead 10 seconds if you don't want to hear, but I don't think anyone cares. Is that you think you're reading the point of view of the crazy person the whole time, and then it, like, turned out to be the wife in past tense or something like that. Yes.

[Claudia Oshry]

That when the book splits in half and then you're reading from the second pov, you're like, what the.

[Jackie Oshry]

What the did I just read? Because it's not what I thought I was reading.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, it was really good.

[Jackie Oshry]

Really good. Cool, cool, cool.

[Claudia Oshry]

Sorry to spoil, like, four books for you. So I am like, obviously I'm cautiously pessimistic, but I'm hoping to be. I would love to be wrong because I think it would be huge for JLo, like, a book that is successfully turned into a movie. Like, people love.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

And she desperately needs the love of the people.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. I just even if the movie's, like, good, whatever, Netflix, things, like, happen in, like, a 48 hours blink of an eye, that it's not gonna move the needle that much, even if it's really so true.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's why she needs, like, a big blockbuster rollout. Like, they need theaters or, like, maybe.

[Jackie Oshry]

Go to Broadway or something. Show everyone how talented you are again, go back to the talent.

[Claudia Oshry]

Well, well, that's sort of the issue at hand, right? People saying she's never saying live and she's not real. And it's the voice of Ashanti. They say it's Ashanti singing. Like, that's what the blinds. Alleged. Alleged.

[Jackie Oshry]

Say, yeah. There are conspiracy theory rumors about JLO that, like, she does not sing. She's never sung. She's always had lip synchers.

[Claudia Oshry]

And if you ever need a little bit of, like, just a taste of why you think that this conspiracy theory might be true, you have to listen to the song Ain't yout Mama by JLO and Meghan Trainor, because Meghan Trainor sings on it the entire time. And there are parts where they're trying to make it seem like it's JLo, but it's clearly Meghan Trainor.

[Jackie Oshry]

I just want to say, for a long time, I just believed this theory. Like, I didn't question it. I was like, yeah, she doesn't sing. Like, who cares? Whatever happens. And then we saw her perform live.

[Claudia Oshry]

Where?

[Jackie Oshry]

At Robin Hood.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh. Oh, I don't remember that. I thought you were talking about women. We saw her at a Super bowl party, too, but it was like this big arena. You can fake it.

[Jackie Oshry]

We saw her at the Robin Hood Gala.

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't remember her performance.

[Jackie Oshry]

And she was singing. No.

[Claudia Oshry]

The thing is, she has performed so much for so long. There would be way more compelling live video evidence if this whole thing was, in fact, fraudulent. And I don't think you would agree to perform at the super bowl, literally the world's largest stage, if you had.

[Jackie Oshry]

The sinking stage, if you had this.

[Claudia Oshry]

Big secret to hide.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't know. If I was a lip sync girl, I'd love to do the Super Bowl. It's encouraging.

[Claudia Oshry]

And, like, that's why she's leaned so much into dance, is like, she can take these two minute dance breaks and not sing because she's dancing.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. I have, like, moved on from that theory. I just want to say.

[Claudia Oshry]

I wouldn't say I've moved on. I just would say I'm open to it being not true.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm now in the theory that JLO'S like, owned and operated companies are ruining her projects. That's what I think.

[Claudia Oshry]

I think that's not even so much a theory, more as just, like, a high likelihood.

[Jackie Oshry]

Are you ready for our next story?

[Claudia Oshry]

Is it number three?

[Jackie Oshry]

It's number four.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, I guess I'm not right.

[Jackie Oshry]

I guess you're not.

[Claudia Oshry]

Is it our fourth story? That's brought to you by Baby List. And I'm so excited because I feel like we've been talking about Baby List for a while, and I've been talking about it, like, about how I use it for organization, and I have. But actually this week I started, like, registering for stuff.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, you sent me yours. It's so cute. I actually use Baby List also this week to get a gift for a friend. It was so.

[Claudia Oshry]

So did I.

[Jackie Oshry]

It was easy as pie.

[Claudia Oshry]

So easy. So, well, Shannon texted me, and she was like, by the way, I'm not gonna buy you anything. Like, I know how you are, but, like, when the time comes, can you send me your registry? And I was, like, embarrassed because it was empty. It was just, like, literally one thing on it. So I've started to get it together, and I've having so much fun. Like, I actually, when I was shopping on Baby List for a gift for our friend, who we both bought a gift for this week, I ended up seeing something that I liked and added it to my registry as well.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's another great part about Amy List. Like, go look at people's registries and get ideas.

[Claudia Oshry]

What's really great about it is, like, it's very intimidating, especially the first time. Like, okay, I need a stroller. You think you'll just buy a stroller? No, you can't just buy a stroller. Like, there's so many different factors about where you live. Do you have other kids? Like, how short are you? Like, there are so many things. So when you're doing research on different, different strollers, car seats. I'm not. Car seats. You think about pricing. You're thinking about how much they weigh. You're thinking about so many different things. And Babylist provides expert and real parent guidance guidance to help you navigate all these decisions. So it'll help you feel less overwhelmed by all the opinions out there. Because, honestly, at first I was, like, watching all these TikToks, I'm like, oh, this is so great. And then it was so overwhelming. I'm like, who are you? Like, you don't know anything. You're not an expert. It was so, like, I actually had to stop engaging with those videos because I didn't want to receive that sort of content anymore. So whatever type of baby gear you're having a hard time deciding on, whether it's price, whether it's like style. Some people just prefer the look of one or over the other. You can really get great advice from the, from the Baby List app. And they also recently launched a new open to secondhand feature that allows you to mark items on your registry to let your friends and family know that you're open to receiving them secondhand. I saw that when I was registering for stuff, which is so smart because let's say I'm like registering for a crib and your friend like literally has one that she doesn't use anywhere. Like give it to me. Yeah, give it to me. So some of, a lot of the stuff that I registered for was clothing because like it's so easy to get away like carried away and like I'm not, I don't believe in like buying expensive clothing. Shocking for the baby. But like you can buy, you can.

[Jackie Oshry]

Get a gift and there are certain things that you need for the baby that aren't gifts. Like I don't want burp cloths as a gift. That's just a utility.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right?

[Jackie Oshry]

But I want like pargy little things as gifts.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, I, I did register for like pargy little trinkets. I went to like Tiffany's and they have a universal registry so you can, you can add it from any website. So I was like, all right.

[Jackie Oshry]

From Neiman Marcus.

[Claudia Oshry]

I did.

[Jackie Oshry]

From Chanel.

[Claudia Oshry]

You. I did not.

[Jackie Oshry]

From Shop Toast Merch you can.

[Claudia Oshry]

I went to Tiffany's. I just wanted to see what they had. Oh my. The cutest little like things I would never buy but like a little porcelain. I don't know what it's meant for, but I was thinking like to hold baby teeth. Like so cute. This like little trinket, like I, it's too cute. So it's really perfect for obviously like the hardcore gear cuz that stuff is really expensive. But then also like fun little chachki knickknacks. Designer items you would never buy for.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yourself but that you would love to have.

[Claudia Oshry]

That you would love to have. And then when you buy from Baby List directly, like most of my furniture is from Baby List. Oh my God, it's so easy. Like seriously, the buying, it's, it could not be easier. The shipping. So visit Babylist to start your registry for free or to find your friends registries and give the best baby gifts. Create your registry this [e-mail] the toast. And you'll automatically be entered to win a 500 Babyliss gift card through the end of April. Full giveaway terms can be [e-mail] the toast/rules. So whether you're building your own registry or helping a friend get the best stuff, baby list is a game changer.

[Jackie Oshry]

Thank you, Claudia.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm so worried about Romeo.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, do you want to go check on him? No. Okay. Are you ready for our next story?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Just know, like, while I'm physically here, my mind is elsewhere.

[Jackie Oshry]

I understand. I'm waiting on a package. So my.

[Claudia Oshry]

You know, it's the plights of motherhood.

[Jackie Oshry]

My mind is elsewhere, too. I'm waiting on a package. Our next story is actually really crazy because Haley Joel Osmond has gone off the deep end.

[Claudia Oshry]

I am devastated. Like, as a person who was deeply impacted by the film Secondhand Lions, I'm devastated to hear this.

[Jackie Oshry]

He's apologizing for using an anti Semitic slur during his blackout arrest.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, by the way, I'm sorry I missed the anti Semitic somatic part of this. I just saw his. Well, I saw mug shot. I was like, he was probably drunk.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, yeah. No, he was drunk and disorderly at a ski lodge, blocking people from getting on the ski lift. And then.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, yeah, I heard he. I read that he put his helmet on backwards and got on the ski lift. Wasted without skis. I didn't hear anything about an anti Semitic slur.

[Jackie Oshry]

So he was acting belligerent. He was arrested and he started, like, hurling slurs at the officers. I kept seeing anti Semitic slur, and it slurped, and nobody would tell me what he said.

[Claudia Oshry]

And the K word.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't want to watch the video because I don't, like, care enough. But, like, what are you talking about? And variety. Thank you. Let me know. Okay, first of all, he called the officer driving him to jail a fucking Nazi. And then the K word, which are kind of conflicting.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay, but how did he know that the officer was Jewish? Because it's really not a popular job for a Jew.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't. Was the officer even Jewish? These are maybe all things I could find out if I watch the video, but I don't want to. Anyways, he was in a blackout, so he now is saying he had no idea that he said those things and that he would have apologized sooner. And this is what. This is his apology. But. And let me just also say. So he's acting belligerent at a California ski lodge, blocking people from getting on the ski lift, according to body cam footage and other videos obtained by tmz. So they arrested him. Then he started slinging slurs.

[Claudia Oshry]

But so such a crazy, like, word to have in your back pocket. It's not a popular slur. No, no.

[Jackie Oshry]

He said, I'm absolutely horrified by my behavior. Had I known I used this. This disgraceful language in the throes of a blackout, I would have spoken up sooner. The past few months of loss and displacement. He lost his home in the fires. Have broken me down to a very low emotional place. But that's no excuse for using this disgusting word. From the bottom of my heart, I apologize to absolutely everyone that this hurts. What came out of my mouth was nonsensical garbage. I've let the Jewish community down, and it devastates hates me.

[Claudia Oshry]

Wait, can I say that? Like, I actually believe him?

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, I forgive him?

[Claudia Oshry]

No, like, my only, like, reservation is that it's such an uncommon word that if you have it in your back pocket, I imagine you say it quite a bit. That's my only reservation. Because other than that, like, it's so random. It wasn't hurled at a Jew, not me. Like, making so many excuses for Haley Joel Osman. But also, like, I don't know. This is actually a really good apology.

[Jackie Oshry]

And that's the point of an apology, right? I hate that we've gotten to a place where someone apologize and. And it means nothing and saying nothing and nobody's forgiving them, and it doesn't move the needle. Like, I am someone who is open to apologies and forgiveness, and I want to keep that about myself. And as best as he could have apologizes for this, he did. I've let the Jewish community down, and it devastates me like that. Seriously makes me want to cry. He said, I don't ask for anyone's forgiveness, but I promise to atone for my terrible mistake.

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't know. I am, like, really willing to forgive. And I don't know if that's because it was a well written apology or because, like, I do have a. Like, a deep connection to this man. Like, his sister was Lily. Like, this family means a lot to me. I love Haley Joel Osment. Like, that movie Secondhand Lions was so. Like, how many times did we watch that movie growing up? We loved that movie.

[Jackie Oshry]

We did. Emily Osmond. Of course.

[Claudia Oshry]

I said that already.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Thanks for listening. No, but I'm also just thinking, I know we're supposed to be, like, really mad at this, right? And, like, anti Semitism is on the Rise. And it's really. It's really, like, scary and terrible, but it's like people are more mad about this than they are about a synagogue being burned down or Jewish people being beat up in the streets or the governor whose family they tried to burn alive.

[Claudia Oshry]

My God. I know.

[Jackie Oshry]

And I'm more mad about those things than I. And he's a.

[Claudia Oshry]

So I feel that those things are more threatening to the, like, existentially, to the Jewish people than Haley Joel Osman calling probably a nice gentile copy the K word.

[Jackie Oshry]

But I just. I. Even if the cop was Jewish or non Jewish, like, it doesn't like, affect or change what he did, right?

[Claudia Oshry]

No, it does. Because if. First of all, it's difficult to know. I doubt this was like, a Hasidic cop who had pay us. You would know that he was visibly Jewish. So either his. I'm gonna argue that he wasn't. And like, you just, like, when you're drunk and angry, like, you say stuff. I feel like most people opt for, like, the f slur. Like, men are always calling each other that word. Like, the keg one is so random. Which is my only hesitation in being, like, completely forgiving. Because, like, that might be a word you just, like, use a lot, you know, so it slipped out. But you do, you know, you never know what comes out of the recesses of your brain when you're blacked out. So I don't know if anybody has any personal, like, experience with Haley Joel, like, being an anti Semite. Feel free to chime in. But this person doesn't have, like, a long history. I'm inclined to think he was just, like, slinging words as a drunk.

[Jackie Oshry]

And his apology, like, seems really heartfelt. He seems really upset with himself. And, like, I'm a forgiving person. I don't know. I. Like, at first when I saw this, I'm like, oh, my God. Crazy. And another one, another one, literally. But this apology seems meaningful as far as anti Semitic threats that we need to worry about. Like, the list is so, so long. So by the time I get down to caring about Haley Joel, I'm too tired.

[Claudia Oshry]

Can I go to sleep?

[Jackie Oshry]

Right?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't feel threatened by Haley Joel.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't know. I just feel like he really feels bad and that he's not a Jew hater. I do that.

[Claudia Oshry]

Really? That came through in his apology. Like, I feel like he really feels bad.

[Jackie Oshry]

And I feel like if we can.

[Claudia Oshry]

And now, like, I feel bad. I'm like, it's fine.

[Jackie Oshry]

If we can forgive him, that's, like, major for him, you know?

[Claudia Oshry]

For him. Yeah. So she. I think, fully once. Shame on me.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's true.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's the first I'm hearing of this. I am going to forgive him.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm gonna forgive him, too. And it's funny. I feel like the people who will be maddest about this are, like, the people who don't give a about anti Semitism. I mean, that's classic, right?

[Claudia Oshry]

I also feel like maybe. Maybe our bar for anti Semitism is just, like, higher these days. So I'm. Okay. I'm letting. I'm. I'm letting this go. It's kind of the theme of today. We're letting things go.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Okay. Haley Joel, crazy turn of events for you.

[Claudia Oshry]

Look, I just. I loved you in Entourage, the movie.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, me too. I always think about him.

[Claudia Oshry]

Where's my story? Are you done with the story?

[Jackie Oshry]

No, your story's on my phone.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, you clicked off your iPad. I was like, oh, okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

My iPad was, like, freezing, and I wanted to look up Haley Joel.

[Claudia Oshry]

Got it. What did you want to look up about him?

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, his movies?

[Claudia Oshry]

Because, well, people know him and love him from the Sixth Sense, which we never saw, but that was, like, his big acting debut as a child star. He was very handsome young kid. And then he started Secondhand Lions, which we loved, but that's not what people know him from, Right?

[Jackie Oshry]

And Pay It Forward.

[Claudia Oshry]

And then Entourage, the movie. Pay It Forward. Oh, my. That movie always makes me cry. Wait, remind me. Helen Hunt. This is his mom, right?

[Jackie Oshry]

Helen Hunt. Kevin Spacey.

[Claudia Oshry]

Wait, and remind me what Pay It Forward is about.

[Jackie Oshry]

The story of a social studies teacher who gives an assignment to his junior high school class to think of an idea to change the world for the better, then put it into action. When one young student creates a plan for paying forward favors, he not only affects the life of his struggling single mother, but he sets in motion an unprecedented wave of human kindness which, unbeknownst to him, has blossomed into a profound national phenomenon.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay, I don't remember it, but I just remember, like, being really impacted by that movie as a young girl.

[Jackie Oshry]

Me too.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, my God. Chills. I forgot about that movie. Toast Movie of the Week.

[Jackie Oshry]

Toast Movie of the Week. Next time we do one. One. Watch. See that? It's bad, actually.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right? An anti Semitic.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, no, that was, like, everything we did for Toast Movie of the Week. Like the invention of lying. Remember? We were.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, everything. Toast Movie of the Week was like a failed social experiment because it Was supposed to be fun, like going back to watch some of our faves and being like, oh, man, you guys have never seen this movie. Let's all watch it together. Meanwhile, we just ended up looking stupid and embarrassed because every movie we chose sucked. Because you just remember. You just remember things differently, like childhood films. Except Sleepover.

[Jackie Oshry]

It was the only one that held up.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes. Julie. Julie Gorky, are you ready for our.

[Jackie Oshry]

Fifth and final story?

[Claudia Oshry]

I am because I found it and I'm excited about it.

[Jackie Oshry]

So the most popular MLB player walk up songs of the season have been released.

[Claudia Oshry]

Now. Are you familiar with walk up songs? Explaining it to me.

[Jackie Oshry]

Song that plays on the sound system when the player is walking up to bat.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes. And it becomes like a real big part of like the culture of the team. The particular player, I thought that they didn't really change theirs. And Ben was explaining that their Juan Soto for the Mets is like the best player. And his song is I think it might be my girl by the temptations or why do you build me up like one of those? And the stadium loves it. Like, it's great for team morale. And I thought you had the same one every time, but this list just came out and so many of them are contemporary songs. So I guess people are changing theirs.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yes.

[Claudia Oshry]

And the number one most popular, like, I never would have guessed.

[Jackie Oshry]

The number one most popular walk up song in the MLB is white horse by Chris Stapleton, which is like a.

[Claudia Oshry]

One year old song. Okay. So then this morning, then I saw that this morning and it inspired me to listen to Chris Stapleton while I got ready. It's honestly a great song. It's like, it's really.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, that's like the vibe I'm seeing of all these songs. Like, it's. I'm surprised God's country's not on here. Like, it's very like.

[Claudia Oshry]

It is.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, yes, it is.

[Claudia Oshry]

Wow.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, it's. It's very like hard country.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, it's like where country meets rock and roll. Oklahoma.

[Jackie Oshry]

The number five song is 8 and 11, Oklahoma, which encapsulates this, like angry country.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's country that like converges on rock and roll.

[Jackie Oshry]

So number one, white horse. Number two, God's gonna cut you down by Johnny Cash.

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't even know that song.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, I guess it's not like Johnny's biggest.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, it's not.

[Jackie Oshry]

Number three, the stroke by Billy Squire. That's a good song because the stroke.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

And they're stroking very literal. Number four, God's Country.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's a great walk up song.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Number five, eight and 11 Oklahoma. That would be mine.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Well, that is what I wanted to ask you. Like what. What would be your walk up song? And that's like, it wouldn't be 8 in 11 Oklahoma because like we're not baseball players. But like if we were walking up like, kind of like walking on stage, what would your song be? Walking on stage.

[Jackie Oshry]

We're like, I'm a baseball player. Can I be a baseball player?

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay, let's say you're a baseball player.

[Jackie Oshry]

My song. Looking at my Spotify quickly.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, it's hard. Like, what's a song that really encapsulates. I know what yours would be.

[Jackie Oshry]

What?

[Claudia Oshry]

Perfect Day by Hoku.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, but that's not me as a baseball player.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, but not as a baseball player. That's what. That's my question is a song. You as you. Well, let's say you happen to be playing baseball.

[Jackie Oshry]

Me as me. Oh, well then like, yeah, I'd have to go something swirly. But I like this exercise better. Something hard.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay, fine. Like something. I mean, mine would be Brokenhearted by Carmen, obviously.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh my gosh. I want something hard.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, Like, I like that, that genre. Oklahoma is a great song. I gotta go to more baseball games. Seems like I'd really like the music.

[Jackie Oshry]

But I also feel like some of them could be doing like, like variety show, you know, little theater in there.

[Claudia Oshry]

I also thought that I would have just assumed that like you can't have the same song as someone else, even though there's so many teams. Like, what's stopping it? But it should be like, everybody has to choose a unique one.

[Jackie Oshry]

The next one is Fine by Travis Scott featuring Playboi Cardi.

[Claudia Oshry]

What do you think is Shohei Otani's walk up song? I'm gonna look it up.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, I could probably like find his picture in this as well.

[Claudia Oshry]

What if he's.

[Jackie Oshry]

Unless he's not in the popular songs.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's the bleachers. Don't take the money. I'm not sure. So us and Shohei don't have like, similar. What's Pete Alonzo's.

[Jackie Oshry]

All the other songs. Oh, and who's the one? The Game of Thrones guy. And he does Game of Thrones.

[Claudia Oshry]

Noah Cinderrd. Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

I think he walks up to Game of Thrones because he looks like Jackie.

[Claudia Oshry]

He hasn't played on the mats. Like, seriously.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, I went to a Met game once and they play Game of Thrones because he looks like he's, you know, a wildling.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay. So I don't know what Pete says. It's Leila by Derek and the Dominoes.

[Jackie Oshry]

And the only other song on this list that I've heard of is Cowgirls by Morgan Wallen. Which of all the Morgan Wallen songs.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm surprised it's not a good one. Someone, someone for the Mets has Rolling in the Deep, which is kind of, oh, I guess like you want your, your ball to go deep, but it's not the vibe.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's not the vibe.

[Claudia Oshry]

Somebody has fight for your right. That's like a classic. A lot of them. Because I think a lot of baseball players come from like, you know, Latin countries. They have a lot of like Spanish music.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Nice. Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

I think I would stick with Brokenhearted by Carmen. Sound off in the comments. What would your walk up song be?

[Jackie Oshry]

Thanks for that, Claudia. Was it everything you like for and more?

[Claudia Oshry]

It was. Did you feel like there was like a good like, like fun, human interest, sporty Friday story?

[Jackie Oshry]

You know, I love diversifying the stories and I'm never gonna like it.

[Claudia Oshry]

And it, I thought it would give us a little bit more of an opportunity to sing. It didn't flesh out like that, but it's fine. Let's dive into our final segment of the week, Queenie and Weenie of the Week. Jackie and I like to end every Friday with a little segment we call Queenie and Weenie of the Week where we give out two awards. Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. They're pretty self explanatory. It's not that big of a deal. Don't be sad if you find yourself one day being Weenie of the Week. It's a seven day title. The next week you could be Queenie of the Week. It's yet to happen, but it's entirely possible. Now, Jacqueline, would you like to start us off with your Queenie of the week?

[Jackie Oshry]

My Queenie of the Week? Despite all the odds, my Queenies of the Week are the ladies of blue origin. Not because of what they did and whatever accomplishment they think they accomplished.

[Claudia Oshry]

They think.

[Jackie Oshry]

But because of the hate that they are withstanding.

[Claudia Oshry]

My Queenie, literally on my list it says the women taking up space.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And being unabashedly unshamefully cringy. No.

[Claudia Oshry]

And like, even despite all the hate, like, did you see Gail, like talking to a media interviewer about the hate? Like she. They're, they're not taking this lying down.

[Jackie Oshry]

No. And even if they're crying themselves to sleep at night like that, they are Putting on a strong face, I think is queenie, like, behavior.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes.

[Jackie Oshry]

No one's gotten this amount of hate, like, in a long time, so.

[Claudia Oshry]

And I feel as though it's blown out of proportion. And I was the first person to start hating. Like, I can't stress that enough.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, but we were just, like, saying that the mission, they are not doing what they think that they're doing. Okay.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Like, it just. Everyone's taking it too far, especially, oh, my God.

[Jackie Oshry]

And then you bring the eggs into it, and it's just a lot like, okay. Munn said it, like, okay. She said, like. But now, like, just make.

[Claudia Oshry]

She said it before it was popular, so, like, it was something people were thinking. And then she said it, which is what made it okay. But then, like, Olivia Wilde, Emily Ratajkowski, Jessica Chastain, like, you know what you're supposed to be? You're, like, branding yourselves always feminist. Femin benefit. And so for you to jump on, like, a woman hate train for something harmless, like, you're the problem.

[Jackie Oshry]

No. As if the price of eggs is their fault. And if they could even change the fact that all those birds got bird flu, like, these apples and oranges.

[Claudia Oshry]

I feel like if you're at a place where you're, like, just constantly bringing up the price of eggs in your argument, like, you could always.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, you could always bring up the price of eggs. It's a converse. It's an argument ender.

[Claudia Oshry]

It is. It's so true, Kim. There's people that are dying. Like, that's.

[Jackie Oshry]

There's always people that are dying. Like, and we could always talk about that, but, like, if you put out a movie, and I'm not saying, like, oh, the price of eggs, I don't want to come see your movie.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, Correct. Very true.

[Jackie Oshry]

You know, I can say that about anything. So it's just a. Yeah. Point.

[Claudia Oshry]

Agreed. Now, Weenie of the week. I have a weenie, but I do.

[Jackie Oshry]

Not like the actual economy, you know?

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, of course. No, no. If we're. If we are talking about the price of stuff.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yes, of course.

[Claudia Oshry]

The price of eggs.

[Jackie Oshry]

To complain about eggs.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's an important conversation piece of access to eggs.

[Jackie Oshry]

I saw white eggs in my kitchen. Oh, they gave me the lilies. Because we only buy brown eggs. Because, like, white eggs are so unnatural.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, yeah. No, I never have white eggs.

[Jackie Oshry]

So, you know, there was, like, a serious dearth at the store.

[Claudia Oshry]

I. I would seem sympathetic to, like, the egg epidemic, but I just want to say I hate eggs. So, like, it really hasn't affected me a lot. So many eggs, if they ever, like, raised the price and there was like a whole epidemic of, like, chicken fingers, I would be in trouble.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Or like, baked ruffles.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, my God, my house would be in shambles.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

But until that day comes, like, I'm.

[Jackie Oshry]

Chilling, you know, affected by the eggs. And so I. I'm ready.

[Claudia Oshry]

Of course you make your egg bites omelets. Like, it's just not a problem for me.

[Jackie Oshry]

Egg wash. And now I'm like, using. I'm wasting an egg to make egg wash. And it doesn't feel.

[Claudia Oshry]

And you know, my husband loves omelets, but he lowy loves to use Bob Evans. Like, the eggs in a.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's like him and his garlic from China.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes, exactly. There's a lot of really, like, low brow, tacky things about us, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Now. Weenie of the week. I. I'm gonna say mine, but I do want to give an honorable mention. I almost chose Jeff Bezos. Like, him jumping to the pod and falling is actually the definition of weenie.

[Jackie Oshry]

Didn't even talk about the fact that the door opened and then they shut it so that, like, he could pretend.

[Claudia Oshry]

They could have a media moment.

[Jackie Oshry]

They could have a media moment. And people are even saying so much is like, that the whole thing was fake because of that. No, I think he just, like, wanted to be the one to open the door and they staged it. But, like, did he not realize there were cameras on them and we could all see, like, that was so weenie.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. And then he failed right before that. So, like, the whole five minute thing, I need to give an honorable mention. But.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, I know, but let the door not open until he opens it.

[Claudia Oshry]

When I think of the definition of weenie, it's like twisting your ankle and falling in the ditch. Like, honorable mention. But my weenie and I had her on my mind this entire week and nobody out weaned her. Like, it really was Garcelle. And then as of this morning, she's, like, still making news. She's unfollowed everyone except for Jennifer Tilly and Kathy Hilton, who are both like, you know, Sutton, she unfollowed Sutton. And the only thing I actually agree with Garcellon is a gripe she potentially has with Sutton. I think towards the other women, she's being unreasonable. Right. Like, you've never had a real friendship with them. Like, why would they give you any grace? And. But Sutton, like, jumping ship. Like, she's so valid for being mad but her whole behavior at the reunion, like, walking off and. And saying, I'm really upset right now. Like, nobody cared. Like, weenie.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, Understood. My weenie is Wendy's Winnie.

[Claudia Oshry]

When he Wendy's, like, I don't want.

[Jackie Oshry]

To kill Katy Perry. And I think it's gone too far.

[Claudia Oshry]

I agree. And I think that, like, that was definitely a shift for us. That. That tweet.

[Jackie Oshry]

And then also, yeah, for sure. Like, they took it too far. And then them being like, we love her and her out of this world. Music like, like, either killer or love her, say something. You know what I mean?

[Claudia Oshry]

Stand for something.

[Jackie Oshry]

But if someone who, like, said they wanted to kill me, then was like, and I love you, I hate you even more.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's Real Housewives behavior. Like, I love you, I hate you.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Agreed. Wow.

[Jackie Oshry]

I love my grandma. I hate my grandma.

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't know what our week would have been if it not had been for the Blue Origin thing.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, I just.

[Claudia Oshry]

So grateful.

[Jackie Oshry]

Warm thank you to everyone. And I guess that means, Jeff, a.

[Claudia Oshry]

Warm thank you and a welcome back.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, welcome home. There's no place like home. And thank you to Jeff for spearheading things such as this. Everyone else is, like, busy with, like, space exploration and saving the astronauts.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, important things.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And advancing civilization. But someone has to be doing the stupid stuff. And for that, we love you and we thank you.

[Claudia Oshry]

Hope everybody has an amazing weekend. Enjoy the beautiful weather. Happy Easter. Don't forget to let it go. You know, thank you so much for listening to the dress of my morning show. We deliver the fastest stories. You need to remind the friend on YouTube. If you're watching YouTube, please don't forget to subscribe because get a thumbs up. Brosa Bells podcast podcasts we found. So that's better. Imagine siture public video. Beautiful sounding and wickedly talented. We are.

[Jackie Oshry]

Love ya.

[Claudia Oshry]

Bye.