The Riff-Off Live: Wednesday, January 28th, 2026

Summary

The Toast: "The Riff-Off Live" – January 28, 2026

Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Episode Theme:
This lively episode of The Toast sees Jackie and Claudia riff through their quintessential blend of personal catch-up, reality TV commentary, pop culture headlines, and expressive sisterly banter. The main segments include a candid discussion on cosmetic procedures, Super Bowl commercial hype (especially Kendall Jenner’s spot), celebrity allowances, toxic mom group drama, and reality TV relationship updates.

---

Episode Overview

The episode opens with playful corrections about the day of the week, swiftly moving into Claudia’s recent cosmetic treatments and the hosts’ light take on injectables and self-image. They dive into viral Super Bowl commercials, explore the financial drama in the Beckham/Peltz family, dissect the latest in “toxic mom groups,” and cover updates from the reality TV world, specifically “Summer House” and “The Valley.” There’s also a recurring riff-off game and lively, meme-ready quips throughout.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Cosmetic Procedures & Self-Image

• Claudia’s Injectables Adventure
  • Claudia recounts her long-overdue return to Botox (technically Dysport) and lip filler.
  • She jokes about Ben (her husband) dramatically calling it “the injections.”
  • Her upper lip is swollen, leading to some lisping and live commentary on appearance changes.
  • She describes the struggle of wanting to maintain expressiveness for her on-camera work while managing cosmetic tweaks.
  • Claudia shares the emotional vulnerability of public self-disclosure:
    • “I don’t want to say it because then like people start pointing it out…something that bothers me about my face.” (05:49)
  • While at the dermatologist, Claudia also gets a surprise full-body check, which leads to a biopsy for an irregular spot. She uses humor to cope with the anxiety about the result:
    • “Tune in next week to find out if it’s melanoma.” (04:49)

2. The Riff-Off, Self-Expression, and Sisterly Banter

• Reflecting on how expressive their faces have been pre-Botox (“Our fireheads moved more than they ever moved”).
• They joke about viral skincare pads and maintaining youth (“I aim to be 12”).
• Discussion of the anxiety and downsides of oversharing personal perceived flaws on the internet.

3. Super Bowl Commercials & The Celebrity Ecosystem

• Kendall Jenner’s Fanatics Sportsbook Ad

  • The hosts rave about Kendall’s self-aware, self-deprecating, and well-executed commercial referencing her NBA exes and the so-called Kardashian curse.
  • Jackie: “She looked gorgeous…this was great for her image and a huge payday.” (21:23)
  • Claudia: “AI could never.” (20:28)
  • Praise for the commercial’s writing and for Jenner being willing to poke fun at her brand.
  • Notes on the Super Bowl’s “celebrity overload” and which personalities manage to stand out.

• Super Bowl Culture and Brand Allegiances

  • Playful back-and-forth about rooting for “Seattle Starbucks” vs. “Boston Dunkin’” with nods to regional rivalries.

4. Celebrity Allowances & Nepo Babies

• Brooklyn Beckham & Nicola Peltz
  • The Daily Mail’s claim that Nicola Peltz receives a $1M monthly allowance from her billionaire father.
  • Hosts discuss contrasts between the Peltz and Beckham family philosophies.
    • Claudia: “Brooklyn, your husband now—a provider, like get a job.” (33:28)
  • Insightful conversation on gender roles, parents supporting adult children, and the difference between financial support for sons vs. daughters.
  • The couple’s luxury LA house is reportedly funded by Nicola’s father, not Brooklyn’s parents.

5. Mom Group Drama: Ashley Tisdale & the Duff Sisters

• Recap of the ongoing “toxic mom group” saga, with Ashley Tisdale and Haylie Duff sharing a playdate photo after alleged falling-outs with Hilary Duff.
• Claudia, on Tisdale and Haylie: “This is big loser energy…posting the picture, she knew what she was doing.” (39:38)

6. Reality TV Updates

• Amanda Batula & Kyle Cook (Summer House)

  • Amanda speaks out on their breakup, emphasizing that they’re co-parenting their dogs and have a ‘weight lifted.’
  • Jackie: “That’s major eye roll…even though dogs are their life.” (42:07)

• Lala Kent and Michelle (The Valley)

  • Speculation about a possible romance between Lala and Michelle, based on cryptic photos and captions (“I could go Brad. I could go Angelina.”—Kyle Richards quote).
  • Claudia quips: “Two girls who are in a relationship. Or like best friends who are hooking up.” (44:54)

• Love Is Blind Ohio Announcement

  • The hosts consider Ohio the ideal “normal” city for a solid season, contrasting it to more “eccentric” cities like those in the Pacific Northwest.

• Miscellaneous Pop Culture Touches

  • RateMyProfessor nostalgia (“If they were hot, they had a chili next to them.” (29:23))
  • Joking about future merch lines: “maternity for eternity,” “paternity,” and “the period collection.”
  • Their own riff-off and plans for Patreon content.

---

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Enjoy these eyebrows. Lots of motion. Not even, you look so great.” (06:42)
• “If I keep saying it's melanoma, like, it won't be, you know?” (05:14)
• “This is not for public consumption. Like it's just not. Sorry.” (06:28)
• “You reach a certain age where showering with your best friend is no longer like a normal or platonic thing.” (43:33)
• “You know, I think it's different for a daughter and a son. I think it's okay...to sort of coddle your daughter…A son who's never working, like ew.” (34:55)
• “We're just circling the drain now.” (14:47)
• “Do you ever have a day where like your brain and your mouth aren’t connected?” (14:52)

---

Important Segment Timestamps

• 00:51 – 04:49: Claudia’s Botox/lip filler story; Ben’s “injections” melodrama; dermatologist visit and biopsy.
• 07:26 – 11:04: Talk of viral skincare pads, Super Bowl plans, weight loss journey, and merch ideas.
• 13:01 – 15:01: Reflecting on January and new beginnings; riff-off banter.
• 18:30 – 20:25: Toasty Lions, Super Bowl marketing, and rooting for brands.
• 20:28 – 22:41: Dissection of the Kendall Jenner Fanatics Sportsbook commercial.
• 32:06 – 36:18: Brooklyn/Beckham financial debate and gendered parental support insights.
• 38:03 – 40:32: Ashley Tisdale/Haylie Duff playdate and toxic mom group drama.
• 41:19 – 42:25: Amanda Batula and Kyle Cook split; dog co-parenting.
• 42:46 – 45:48: The Valley/Lala and Michelle romance speculation.
• 47:01 – 48:06: Love Is Blind Ohio preview, discussion of right cities for casting.

---

Tone & Language

The episode maintains its trademark candid, witty, and self-deprecating sisterly banter. The hosts riff off each other, blend pop culture cynicism with genuine personal insight, and aren’t shy about poking fun at themselves and the celebrities/realities they discuss.

---

For the Uninitiated:

This episode is a showcase of the Oshry sisters’ pop-culture fluency, irreverent tone, and ability to blur the line between personal reality and gossip highlights. With recurring inside jokes (“Toasty Lions,” “riff-off” games), enthusiastic teasing, and fresh angles on celebrity stories, it’s highly accessible even to newer listeners, as long as you appreciate fast-paced, informal, and opinionated conversation.

---

Disclaimer: Ads/promotions were omitted from this summary per instruction.
End of Content.

Transcript

[A]

Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the best five.

[B]

Things you need to know. We'll start your day off.

[A]

Swirly.

[B]

It's the Toast.

[A]

They sound amazing.

[B]

Welcome back to the Toast and happy Tuesday. Ryan Lochte was on season one of Traitors. Thank you.

[A]

Star asterisk. It's Wednesday.

[B]

So sorry about that. Not accurately predicting who would make a good Traders cast. And lo and behold, the casting team thought so as well.

[A]

Yeah, I'm glad we all agreed. You are aware it's Wednesday.

[B]

You're kidding. Yeah.

[A]

Good news for you.

[B]

Love that for me. Wait, you're kidding.

[A]

Yeah. Wednesday. Yesterday, dear toasters.

[B]

Oh, yesterday, dear toasters.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, so sorry, everyone.

[A]

Happy Wednesday. Already issuing a correction.

[B]

Yeah. As Ben would say, it's probably the injections getting to me. I have to tell you something. So yesterday. Yeah, you guys are probably wondering, why do I look so different? I finally, after two years, got Botox and lip filler. Now my up lip is very swollen.

[A]

So you're talking a little different, too.

[B]

My upper lip, like, it hurts. Like, it's very swollen. Just bear with me. And Ben is when I forgot because I haven't gotten, like, any sort of Botox in so long. Ben is so dramatic. He keeps calling it the injections. Okay. So this morning I was like, oh, my God, I'm so tired. Ruby has a runny nose. So, like, it was not the best night's sleep. Like, I'm just tired. I'm allowed to be tired. I wake up, I'm like, oh, I am so tired. And Ben is like, you think it's the injections? Like, I'm like, no, like, the injections. Calm down. Like, he's being so dramatic. Yesterday. And he was like. And like, what's in these injections? I'm like, I don't know. Who cares? Like, leave me alone. He's being so dramatic.

[A]

Botox because it's toxic.

[B]

I actually got dysport. They were like, do you have a preference? And I was like, honestly, supporter dat port. I'm like, the cheaper port, please. Like, it was an expensive afternoon. Yeah, I don't care. So if I'm looking different, it's the dysport. Yeah.

[A]

Do you want to tell us what you did?

[B]

Sure, I did. Dysport in my forehead.

[A]

That's like Botox.

[B]

But I was. I was having to explain to the doctor. I'm like, yeah, like, I'm kind of like a comedian. Like a personality is A new doctor I've never been to. And so I'm on camera a lot. And so I still like to emote. You know, I don't want to be totally frozen. So she understood. And then I was telling her about, like, my upper lip saga, which she also understood. She gave me what I believe is a kiss.

[A]

Excuse me?

[B]

Well, she didn't kiss me.

[A]

Sorry. Excuse.

[B]

She kept saying to the nurse, like, a kiss. So I think that's just like, when your upper lip, like, needs to be a little. Because she didn't put anything in my lower lip. My lower lip is, like, fine and normal.

[A]

Oh, interesting.

[B]

My upper lip, like, curls up when I smile. So she did a little Botox under my nose. Oh, my God, it was so painful. And I also got a full body check while I was there. What?

[A]

No, nothing.

[B]

What?

[A]

No, nothing.

[B]

Cardboard Koji goes for injections.

[A]

What card for Koji did go for injections? Because you already commented about the price of Dysport versus Botox.

[B]

Okay. I don't know what the difference is. And I'm sure, like, I'm sure I got the more expensive one because I was just like, whatever you recommend.

[A]

Just throwing money at. At the problem.

[B]

Yeah. So Cardboard koji. I spent $3,000. So would card. Sorry, 2,000.

[A]

Would cardboard Koji ever, ever do it?

[B]

No, just 2K on a random afternoon.

[A]

But I was watching our show, the best show on earth. Like, seriously, the greatest show. And it's interesting. Like, our eyebrows, up until today, both of our eyebrows, like, move so much. Like, we're so emotive. You know, the face I pulled an unremarkable student. Like, I don't know that I could have made that face if I had Botox. So, like, enjoy this moment for what it is. The show is very expressive, as am I. But yeah, our fireheads were moving more than they probably ever. Our fireheads more than they ever moved in the show.

[B]

I know. I was thinking that, like, I remember when I was doing standup, I was doing less Botox, cuz, like, it really was so important that I move. And now, like, I seriously don't care, you guys. The show's amazing regardless of whether my eyebrows move and they don't.

[A]

And a lot of you listen as a podcast. Oh, true. So this is irrelevant.

[B]

Yeah. So I'm just, like, filled with. With stuff.

[A]

With toxins and injections and I'm jealous.

[B]

Whatever. Like, she could have seriously put anything.

[A]

The good. Even the crunchy mom's, like, they still do go talk, of course.

[B]

And I also like not to bring.

[A]

Down the mood beyond the pale.

[B]

Not to bring down the mood. But while I was there, like they said, you know, we have also because it was a cosmetic dermatologist, they were like, oh, so you should get a full body check. And like. Sure. Even though there's something so humiliating about a full body check, I'm like, my full body. Like, the whole thing, like, even under my shirt. And so, yeah, I did a whole body check and, yeah, not me having something irregular on my back. It's been biopsied, so stay tuned.

[A]

That's good that you did that, though.

[B]

It's good that I did that. Like, I wasn't expecting, like, full body checks are just sort of supposed to go off without a hitch. And she did my back very last. I was sort of like, scrolling there on my phone and she was like, you know, I see something irregular on your back. I'm going to biopsy it. So I had to get numb. It hurt so bad. She scraped it off. So, yeah. Tune in next week to find out if it's melanoma.

[A]

Like, okay.

[B]

And I just feel like if I make light of it, it won't be melanoma if I keep calling it.

[A]

I also feel like, you know, labs got a lab. I know.

[B]

You know what she was giving Sully? Like, I think she just wanted to scrape my back.

[A]

Yeah. For sure. That's what she's trained to do.

[B]

Like, even though I was like, can I see? And she, like, zoomed in on her, like, little stethoscope and took a picture for me.

[A]

I was irregular.

[B]

It was not regular, for sure, but.

[A]

There'S a million things that irregular. Could be a lot of them. Like, nothing.

[B]

Yeah. So hopefully. But I just feel like if I keep saying it's melanoma, like, it won't be, you know?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This is your time to get your skin check, guys.

[A]

Yeah. And it's nice that, like, you didn't even have to, like, seek it out. Like, it just sort of, like, fell.

[B]

I was never going to go.

[A]

Never going to go.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So that's really good.

[B]

Yeah. So stay tuned, you know, for the results.

[A]

Well, I'm really excited about your new lips. You know, when I. I love. I love work done.

[B]

Yeah. And work was done. And then also we, like, laid out future plans, like, for, you know, my next 10, 15 years. That was fun.

[A]

You had a 10 to 15 year plan. Yeah. Could that office accommodate all of your plans?

[B]

Okay. It's not that many. And.

[A]

Yeah. Like, what sort of plans?

[B]

Well, I was just. I Don't want to say it because then like people start pointing it out. You know, like something that bothers me about my face.

[A]

I. I totally agree.

[B]

Because people like even if they never noticed it, it'll be like in my comments and you guys feel like her blank is getting blank.

[A]

You know, I completely.

[B]

So I'll tell you after.

[A]

Leave your insecurities dormant. Like when Chris Appleton wanted us to say what we hate about ourselves.

[B]

Nothing. And I'm certainly not gonna tell the Internet.

[A]

Like I could understand like why that's a good in self care but like.

[B]

But he's also a man.

[A]

Like no, but also like we're. It's not just the three of us in the room.

[B]

Like thousand percent. I'll tell you off camera. Sit down. How much time do you have?

[A]

1,000%. Yeah, it's not really an activity for the public square.

[B]

No, it's not for public consumption. Like it's just not. Sorry. So if you want to know, you guys guess. No, I'm getting. Don't.

[A]

No, I won't. And that's very exciting. I'm a couple of months behind you. But enjoy these looks while you have them.

[B]

Enjoy these eyebrows. Lots of. Lots of motion. Not even. You look so great.

[A]

Well, you know I've been using my pads, my viral pads.

[B]

She did mention the pads, the doctor, she said, have you tried these viral pads that I saw My favorite Instagrammer's Instagram. And I said actually that's my sister.

[A]

Yeah, what about the sister?

[B]

Yeah, right. I said that's literally my sister.

[A]

The pads are padding.

[B]

So I could tell you won't even need to go to the doctor.

[A]

No, but like imagine once I go to the doctor, plus I'm using the pads. 12 years old.

[B]

A thousand percent 12 year old. I aim to be 12. Alert, alert. Minor on the loose. Unaccompanied minor. You're going to look so young and when you get on a plane they're going to say where's your chaperone lit Ma'?

[A]

Am. There's a chaperone Ma'.

[B]

Am, where's chaperone Miss.

[A]

Little miss. Little girl.

[B]

Little girl. We did not watch Tummy Lies last night because we were playing mahjong. So sorry about that. Recap will be coming tomorrow.

[A]

Yeah, and also Kim is on Chloe in Wonderland today.

[B]

Apparently she's talking about all the things including what we literally asked her for.

[A]

The Meghan Markle photos and I didn't read about it. I'm going to watch the episode today. We'll about it Tomorrow, I need to hear it from her lips, straight from the context, full of facial expressions as much as they can emote. Even though she tried Botox once and didn't like it.

[B]

Even though. Okay, I'm actually so glad you brought that up, because on my way, I was thinking about how on Chloe and Wonderland, one of the questions on part one was like, what's a plastic surgery or cosmetic thing that you can't live without? And Kim said, probably Botox. And, like, remember when she got Botox on TV and said she was allergic to it? And so we were supposed to be believing this whole time that, like, she wasn't getting Botox because she, like, has psoriasis or whatever?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, okay, there was an era where the Kardashians were so, like, annoying about that. Like, remember when Kim got her butt X rayed? Like, girl.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Like, can we just say it?

[A]

I don't know. It's like, the one thing that you. That she won't say.

[B]

Right? Like, now they've embraced, like, Kim got her. Kim. Chris got her facelift. Kylie's shared her breasts. Like, come on.

[A]

Yeah, Chloe's too.

[B]

Like, Chloe's is kind of crazier than Kim's.

[A]

Yeah. All the girl. Well, no, not Courtney. Not.

[B]

Not Courtney. Not Kendall. Oh, did you see Kendall's commercial?

[A]

Yeah, It's a story.

[B]

Okay, we'll talk about it. Because I thought it was so great.

[A]

Yeah. I did as well. Might have to get out the Toasty Lions list.

[B]

I know. And I never thought we'd be getting out the Toasty Lions list for Kendall Jenner.

[A]

No. Or so soon. Like, I just felt like the bar was too high, I guess with super bowl coming up, you know, the marketers are marketing.

[B]

Right. It's almost that time. You guys be careful. Like, you. For what. What you get targeted with.

[A]

They're vying for placement on Toasty Lions, but we do have to add to Toasty Lions Bruno for Better Wild. He did ads for dental health treats.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Which is just hysterical.

[B]

I feel like we're. You're right now. Like, people release their super bowl commercials. Like, was the fabletic. The fabletics.

[A]

Yeah, because she's. Well, I think it was a pre super bowl commercial because she's on her way to the super bowl in this commercial.

[B]

Oh, right.

[A]

And then I think there'll be a commercial in the super bowl because I hate.

[B]

Like, why can't the super bowl commercials just, like, air during the super bowl and have it be special? Like, no, People have to release it three days in A row. They have to make commercials leading up to the commercials. It's like people are doing too much.

[A]

Yeah. But like, you spend so much on this commercial. I understand wanting to, like, beef it up, but it better be good is all I'll say. And this is good, so this is enjoyable. But, like, when it's Duncan, like, Duncaning. Agreed with more Duncan.

[B]

Well, if you want to know who the Duncans are rooting.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The Dunkins are rooting for it. They've already made that clear.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because there are zero Dunkin donuts in Seattle, Washington, which is crazy. But there's like 3,000 in Boston.

[A]

But didn't Starbucks start in Seattle? So they might have a monopoly on the state.

[B]

Oh, this is kind of like this Seattle Starbucks. Starbucks.

[A]

Starbucks or Dunkin.

[B]

I think I'm ready for Starbucks. I lowkey Starbucks every single morning. I don't go to Starbucks. I like their supermarket products. You guys know I like the medium.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's huge for me. I don't know if Coffee Mate was a team, I would be rooting for them too. But I think I might be rooting for the Seattle Starbucks.

[A]

I might be rooting for the Seattle egg white bites.

[B]

I know. Just something to think about.

[A]

Something to think about. Well, we still have to solidify our game day plans.

[B]

We do have to solidify our game day plans. Who wants to have a messy kitchen? Because wherever we go, Ben's going to cook.

[A]

No.

[B]

So it's like you or Olivia. I'm scared unless we go out. But, like, that's not fun.

[A]

No, I want to have, like, a relaxing, like a real true American Super Bowl.

[B]

Yeah. I need to, like, line up my zip down shot so I'm like, free to eat what I want.

[A]

Please. Yeah.

[B]

I weighed myself this morning.

[A]

What are you down £12.

[B]

And, like, I look exactly the same. What's Saturn?

[A]

And your energy is, like, lighter. You know when you start, like, shedding the weight and you're, like, feeling good? You. You're like. You have a different aura. Like. Aura.

[B]

Yeah. I had taken a couple, like. Like a week off from weighing myself because I got my period, and there's just no use on going on that. On that emotional roller coaster. Oh, my period's over. Did I. Did I not tell you guys?

[A]

I make a period T shirt?

[B]

We manufactured it, so it should make it. Only we should do a line of, like, eternity merch. The period collection.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Write that down.

[A]

We have a lot of big ideas.

[B]

What else?

[A]

Well, we have maternity for eternity, of course.

[B]

Oh, you mean a Lot of merch ideas.

[A]

And our men's collection paternity.

[B]

Yeah, I love that.

[A]

Oh yeah, we have a lot of merch ideas now that we're Eternity merch. Like the possibilities, the rebrands are endless. Yeah. We need redheads merch now that the redheads have a new joie de vivre.

[B]

It feels like kind of an. Maybe it's only because it's the new year, but it feels like a lot of like renewed rebirth energy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Amongst our brands, our branding.

[A]

Yeah, it does. I feel like how has your January. Has your January January as we close out the month soon.

[B]

Did I say that I had a resolution?

[A]

I feel like you did.

[B]

I think it was my zepbound. Right. Like I had already started two weeks early.

[A]

That's not like a resolution. But I feel like you said eating healthy is that. Well, that was. You didn't come on here to say you're going to eat healthy.

[B]

Like I said, I was starting my health journey.

[A]

That's not. No, no. But I do feel like you had a resolution. It's not good that we can't remember.

[B]

It cuz I'm obviously not keeping up on it. If it was my subscriptions, I'm kind of crushing that. Canceling my peacock when I get home resolution. I feel like I didn't.

[A]

But do you feel like you have successfully Januaryed? No, I feel like you have really.

[B]

I like haven't been home so like I haven't been on top of my like.

[A]

But you've been on top of your work. Like to.

[B]

I've been crushing it at work. Yeah.

[A]

Hysterical. You're on your zepbound weight loss journey. You have a new face.

[B]

That's actually true.

[A]

Like you've accomplished a lot from January 1st to January 28th. Like you've done a lot.

[B]

Yeah, I guess. Thanks for hyping me up. So have you.

[A]

Thank you. But I'm not in really a position to January so hard. I know, but I'm meeting my.

[B]

She'll be January in. In April. So come back like April 1st. Yeah.

[A]

Actually April 7th. If we're going to be like you get the month. Yeah, all the way. Well, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see. Look, I guess let's get into the stories. There's a lot to discuss and I feel like we keep waiting.

[B]

We also got $100,000 haircuts. Like in January.

[A]

I got $50,000. I only got half a haircut.

[B]

But you got like the front which is the important half.

[A]

Yeah, but I. I'm a 50,000. I'm walking around with this hair. 50,000, this hair.

[B]

100 thou.

[A]

It's something though.

[B]

I was almost insane that we going to have a good time hands up to this guy.

[A]

We going to get toasty tonight. I feel like we're going to. We are going to get toasty tonight.

[B]

You have plans tonight?

[A]

I actually do have plans tonight.

[B]

So do I.

[A]

But I also think I'll be getting toasty.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you feel?

[B]

Yeah, I got plans tonight. Do you got plans tonight?

[A]

Tonight?

[B]

No, you got, you got plans tonight? I'm a couple hundred miles from Japan tonight. Yeah, I have plans tonight.

[A]

Do you want to share them? No, she's private.

[B]

Yeah, we just got big plans.

[A]

Big, big plans. Yeah, yeah, you know, I got some big, big plans, but a little house.

[B]

Adam, we could go on forever with this game.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that would be a fun.

[B]

Game, Patreon, where we play the. The game where you like say a word and then you have to go.

[A]

Back and forth, literally. Pitch perfect. The riff.

[B]

The Riff off.

[A]

We are the Riff off podcast.

[B]

The Riff off live. No, we just have to do it.

[A]

Like the riff off the fast five.

[B]

We're just sort of like circling the drain now.

[A]

No, I had like one more thought on our riff offs, but do you.

[B]

Ever have a day where like your brain and your mouth aren't connected?

[A]

Well, you have a different mouth, so that would make sense.

[B]

Oh, therein lies the issue as better it's the injection.

[A]

Your brain is not connected to your new mouth.

[B]

I'm just feeling like kind of like crazy, you know, like my eyes, my brain and my mouth, like are three different organs.

[A]

Well, you're holding it together really well. Oh really?

[B]

And I'm not giving like crazy person. Yeah. No. Oh, okay, good. Here we go. Well, without further this crazy ass podcast.

[A]

Here are the fast five stories that you to do need to know.

[B]

Speaking of January, are you starting off 2026 transitioning off of a GLP1? We've all been there. It is one of the hardest things in the world.

[A]

January hard enough last year.

[B]

Well, highly recommend checking out Prolon's five day fasting mimicking diet, which offers a drug free way to keep results while supporting long term metabolic health. So in just five days, it activates at fasting pathways to trigger fat, focused weight loss, protect muscle and rejuvenate your cells, all while still eating real food. So I feel like for years people have been talking about the benefits of fasting, you know, the cleanses. It's really hard. It's borderline impossible. Yeah, there are so many benefits but like you can't eat. So for some of us that's just truly not an option. Prolon is a great alternative because it's a plant based nutrition program which has soups, snacks and beverages that are designed to nourish your body while keeping it in a state of fasting so you can activate that cellular rejuvenation, the renewal get all the benefits while not actually having to fast. So it's based on more than two decades of research developed with USC's longevity institute and it's backed by the top US medical centers. Prolon has been shown to support fat focused weight loss, biological age reduction, metabolic health, skin appearance and more. Up to 40 of the weight loss from GLP1s can come from lean muscles. So this will slow metabolism making it easier to put the pounds back on while creating a cycle of dependency. So having a partner like Prolon is really helpful after that journey. Prolon is clinically proven to protect muscle mass and promote fat loss, helping you sustain your weight loss. Just visit prolonlife.com toast for our offer because they are offering a limited time 15 off site wide plus a bonus gift. When you subscribe to their 5 day program. You go to prolonlife.com toast that's P R O L-O-N-L I F E.com toast to claim that 15% discount plus the bonus gift at prolonlife.com T O A-S-T Today's episode is also brought to you by Little Spoon. You know that moment when it's 6pm Kids are screaming and you're staring into the fridge holding a snack pouch. We've all been there more times than we'd like to admit because parenthood does not come with a meal plan. And if you've always thought like making yourself dinner before you had kids, being like, wow, I have to make dinner like every day for the rest of my life, coming up with fun and exciting ways. And then you have kids, you're like, oh, I'm not just, I'm not just in this for myself. Well, Little Spoon will help you stop stressing over last minute meals. So start using Little Spoon. Today's sponsor. They deliver real food for babies, toddlers, big kids, all straight to your door. Mealtime will actually feel easy. So their recipes are made with pediatricians, they're packed with hidden vegetables, and they somehow will still have your kids asking for seconds because everything is made with real ingredients, which means no artificial flavors, sweeteners or dyes. It is that very rare combination of convenient and healthy. And I think as parents, we often find ourselves trading off one for the other. Like, all right, tonight's dinner was convenient, but it wasn't the best in terms of ingredients. And then sometimes it was healthy and it was so not convenient. You have a sink full of dishes, like nobody wanted to eat anything, and you're just like, sort of crying. Well, Little Spoon is the first baby and toddler food company to set strict public standards for heavy metals, pesticides, and more in their food for peace of mind. So whatever age your kids are, you can get snack pouches, you can get puffs, you can get snacks, you can get meals. Even for big kids. Little Spoon is a mealtime hack that parents can't stop talking about. So try their no. Prep nutrient packed meals and snacks for babies, toddlers and big kids. And get 30% off your first online order at littlespoon.com toast 30 with code. Toast 30 at checkout. That's L I T T L E S P-O-O-N.com toast 30. And don't forget to use our show's code for 30% off your first order. Thank you.

[A]

Your first turt.

[B]

I remember my first hurt.

[A]

Our first story, the aforementioned Kendall Jenner Fanatic Sports Book commercial. So yesterday, Kendall premiered her new commercial for the Super Bowl. She is trolling her athlete exes and poking fun at her family's alleged dating curse in a new super bowl commercial. In the ad for Fanatic Sports Book, the supermodel, who has previously dated several NBA players, jokes that any basketball player who dates her hits, quote, a rough patch and that she's been betting on it all these years. And that's how she makes all of her money. What did you think she made it from modeling?

[B]

Hysterical. Like, the whole commercial, the concept, like 10 out of 10, the execution 10 out of 10. She looked gorgeous. Whatever filter they had, like, it was so, like, south of France. It was so gorgina vegeta. The styling, I loved everything about it. And you just know who's rolling over in her grave is that Ben Simmons sister. Remember when Ben Simmons sister was, like, coming for Kendall like that? She, like, wanted to eat a cookie or something?

[A]

Like, it was them cookies, like from Slice and Bake and.

[B]

And she, like, cut them weird.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Okay, well, who's laughing now? Ben Simmons sister?

[A]

Wow, you really are disgusting.

[B]

Wow, you really are disgusting. This was so good. And you know what? Shout out. I didn't even know fanatics had a sport book. You know, I Know.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I thought they made merch and they, like, throw parties. I don't really know what they do, but now I know they're also a.

[A]

Sports fanatics is merch. Yeah, I found myself there now as a boy mama. Oh, they have nice cowboys merch.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

And now they have fanatic sports books, so you can bet on the Super Bowl. That's the message. Honestly, like, the message got through. That's also part of a toasty line, is like, did I successfully understand the mission?

[B]

Right. And, like, what your brand does.

[A]

Yeah. The funniest part of the commercial was at the end, like, she's joking the whole time about how, like, she's, you know, cursed and her siblings are cursed and everyone that they date, like, stinks at their game. Whatever she bets on and makes money. And then she's like, oh, the Kardashian curse. And she's like, that's not even my last name.

[B]

Oh, my God. I didn't even see that part of the commercial.

[A]

It's the last line of the commercial when she's sitting on the plane.

[B]

That's hilarious.

[A]

Expertly written.

[B]

AI could never.

[A]

I need to give Kendall a lot of credit for agreeing to this concept. Not only like, to make fun of herself and her exes, but I felt like there were things in there that I would have assumed that she would not ever speak. No, like, make fun of herself for, like. I feel like she takes a lot of pride in her driving, like, vintage cars. And the fact that she made a joke like she can't drive and then she drove backwards is really funny and self deprecating. And I. I do sometimes she comes off as, like, a little bit humorless and like, all of this sort of dispelled that.

[B]

No, it's a. This is such. She should have done it. I'm sure she got paid. I don't want to talk about how much she got paid. I'm sure she got paid a lot. This is something she should have done for free because everyone's talking about. It's so positive for her. I think. Yes, she does often come off as, like, humorless and also takes herself really seriously with, like, her horses and her hobbies. And it's just like, okay, you're a nerd. So this was great for her image and a huge payday. I would love to know how much she got paid. She did post the commercial on her Instagram, right? That's how I saw it.

[A]

Oh, I don't know. Chris also posted it.

[B]

Yeah. So, like, the social, deliverables she probably gets at least a million dollars for just like an Instagram and then like her day. Right. Her name and likeness. I want to say this is like a 5,6 million dollar payday for her. And I think it also just went a long way, not only financially, but just boosting morale for Kendall because she does sort of fall flat a lot on the show. Her personality.

[A]

Yeah. Also I think this is part of a larger commercial package just because of the story that they're telling. Like, she's on her way to the super bowl to go mess with some players and she's obviously going to be.

[B]

In San Francisco, like with the game with fanatics.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

In the fanatic suite or wearing a fanatic shirt. Yes. It's a larger partnership.

[A]

And I think there will be another commercial that airs during the game. That's a really good call about her time, who she's betting on for the game. Because, you know, maybe the joke is she's dating someone on one of the teams. So they will lose.

[B]

I can't remember because I feel like we've sort of gotten to a place with super bowl, like super bowl fatigue. The commercials. It's like, how many celebrities can we put? And like, it's not funny anymore. It's very hard to stand out. Unless you're gonna like, make me cry. Like, remember that, like, farmer's dog one that like made us cry? It's hard to stand out just because everybody's like, literally uses all their budget for their super bowl commercial and it's just not funny anymore. And it's hard to stand out. And so I can't remember a time in recent history where I've loved a commercial so much and so shout out to fanatics for like, bringing joy back.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I feel like the last two, three years we've come on and we just like, roast everyone. Because it's like, no. And it's like, how many celebrities can we get?

[A]

Like. And unless it's like the perfect season, synergetic partnership between celebrity. You know, like, this can only be done by this celebrity. Otherwise it's like, why'd you pay all this money? Throw a celebrity at the thing? Like, people don't even. Like, some of these people, like, yeah.

[B]

It's so unmemorable.

[A]

Yeah. They're not like, actually influential in terms of like, buying power. No.

[B]

But it is really interesting to see, like, who from the Internet who from reality TV gets plucked first super bowl because it's sort of like a. What's the word I'm looking For help me.

[A]

Not like a rite of Pat. It's.

[B]

No, not. That's what I was gonna say. But it's not a rite of passage. It's like a marker to, like, take you from the next level if you get picked from, like, the slums of the Internet and reality TV into this, like, prestigious. And it happens every now and then. And I am really curious to see, like, who from Tick Tock is going to make it this year. Like, well, Alex Earl.

[A]

Well, she was in Poppy. Poppy, and she's in Carl's Jr. Was.

[B]

That a Super bowl commercial?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

We might be in a Super bowl commercial.

[B]

Spoiler alert.

[A]

But I just feel like drumming up.

[B]

Like, oh, rumor about ourselves.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. People are like, do you hear they're in the Super Bowl?

[B]

I mean, I wasn't gonna watch the super bowl, but I hear two fabulous podcasters might be starring in a commercial.

[A]

Yeah. That way people, like, just. Why don't we just put it out there? No one's watching.

[B]

So true. Did you hear a Super bowl commercial?

[A]

We are going to be in a Super bowl commercial. It's not really a big deal. We got asked to be in a lot, but we chose one because it was really near and dear to us.

[B]

And, like, a longtime partner of ours and we wanted to support them. Being on TV is, like, not a big deal for us, you know, it's.

[A]

Like an everyday occurrence, quite literally. So, yeah, stay tuned. Now this is making me excited when, like, Kim went, I think, with fanatics to the super bowl in Vegas. So, yeah, I think that just the girls are gonna be girling, and especially because, like, Taylor's not there, I feel like they can really, like, let their.

[B]

By the way, that is so true. Let it be a Kardashian Super Bowl.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because, you know, they had the last two years off.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They went. But, like, hung their heads in shame.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Because it was Taylor's event.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, I didn't even think about that. That's huge. And who are the teams again?

[A]

The Seahawks and the Patriots.

[B]

And, like, any celebrity ties? Like, no, there's no spouses.

[A]

Patriots. Stefan Diggs. Is Cardi B. A baby with Cardi B.

[B]

Yes. Okay. So I don't know how late in her pregnancy she has. Maybe she won't be there.

[A]

Yeah, that's the only one. And aside from, you know, like, the homegrown, like, and Michael May.

[B]

And Michael May.

[A]

And I'm sure there's an Anne Michael May of the Seahawks.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But that's kind of it.

[B]

It's not celebrity heavy, which actually is.

[A]

Okay, let's focus on the game.

[B]

But the footballers, you know, football.

[A]

Yeah. And the celebs will be there.

[B]

So I'm just kind of giving like kind of vintage Super Bowl. Just like boys playing football. Not like Taylor Travis, like Hailee Steinfeld. Not like celebrity, not Hollywood. It's just like, it's very. It's giving like rugged, you know, like they're just raw dogging it. Like we're coming to San Francisco to play football.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Not like, I'm sure there'll be like a lot of parties and stuff, but.

[A]

Maybe that's why the NFL scripted it that way.

[B]

Back to basics in a garden.

[A]

Back to basics. And also, I feel like when we were growing up, like 10 years ago, it was Patriots, Seahawks, like every Super Bowl. Like, Patriots were always in the super bowl with Tom Brady and there was a couple of Seahawks.

[B]

You're right. So that feels familiar to me.

[A]

It's giving throwback.

[B]

I'm telling you, the theme is like vintage back to basics. Like, I think maybe they scripted a little too close to the sun and they're pulling it back.

[A]

And they.

[B]

Some of their.

[A]

And they wrote. No, the scripting so hard was good. Like they roped us all in. Like, look how invested we are.

[B]

And now they want us to like them for them.

[A]

Yeah. So we'll see how it goes.

[B]

No, actually, I'm excited.

[A]

What are we gonna eat?

[B]

When is it?

[A]

Not this Sunday. The following Sunday. Okay.

[B]

That's like, I have so much to do.

[A]

I have like, nobody needs to get better.

[B]

Is no nose is running. Like, I have a million things to do.

[A]

But we do need to like, menu plan.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Cuz I actually. Everyone, maybe we should just do a chili. Make it easy.

[B]

I have something controversial to say. I love chili.

[A]

Of course.

[B]

And it is like 50 degrees here. So we could make one today if you wanted.

[A]

Oh, I think we should make one today.

[B]

Maybe tomorrow. I'm planning on coming over to your house. Chili. Yeah, totally. I still want to say about chili.

[A]

And then I'll say something too.

[B]

Oh, can you go first?

[A]

Yeah. I love chili. Of course. So obvious. But something has changed for me in that I won't have sour cream in my chili anymore just because I'm not like mixing meat and milk as much. And that just like, I don't know that that one just feels wrong to me. And maybe it's like, I like sour cream, not chili. No, I like chili. But like, it really needs the Sour cream. I'm sort of struggling. It's not as exciting to me without sour cream.

[B]

So I echo those sentiments completely because obviously I'm on a health journey and usually when I'm like raw dogging it, going nuts with chili, like it's basically just like a thing for me to put chips in and rice. And when you pull that back, you're all that's left with is your chili. And of course like, like chili is good, but maybe I don't need to be having it as frequently if I'm not like having chips and rice and like a lot of like, like fun carby snacks like Fritos, you know, I.

[A]

Will say this conversation is making me really want a chili. I feel like we've just been sleeping on chili.

[B]

But we have to test this theory, of course. So we have to make a chili.

[A]

But yeah, when I have my chili, I'm just like, oh darn, I wish I was having sour cream and cheese. Yeah. But did you see? We didn't even talk about this. I don't know that In Israel they developed dairy free milk, like real milk in a lab. Like it's from a cow. Like it's actually. No, not from a cow. So it's not dairy.

[B]

It's beyond dairy.

[A]

It is, but it's like it tastes like milk. It's like you could have all dairy products but they're dairy free. And it's not like a fake, like lactose free. Like they've literally created milk. No dairy.

[B]

I mean the yeshiva community wouldn't recover from. No people are substantial, scientific.

[A]

People are saying like the kosher games are over. Kosher food game. Like it's changed.

[B]

It sounds like we need to get a heck sure and open up a kosher restaurant and we can serve like meat and fairy.

[A]

Fairy.

[B]

That's the name of our restaurant. I love fairy tale.

[A]

It was literally made by a fairy because first they just developed it. So now a brand needs to make it into sour cream and butter and everything. But it's going to change the space.

[B]

And some non dairy girl. He's not even the, the kosher girl, of course.

[A]

But so like this maybe year long period is going to be hard for me where I can't have sour cream on my chili. But I do think that there is.

[B]

Light at the end of the tunnel.

[A]

Yeah. Where I'm gonna be getting.

[B]

I'm glad we're both going through like just a sort of revelatory, a chili.

[A]

Evolution, a chevolution in the way that we consume chili.

[B]

We have to be mindful consumers.

[A]

But I do really want a chili now.

[B]

I think I'm just hungry. I think I would eat anything if you put it in front of me right now, you know, chili or otherwise.

[A]

But I also think, like, chili is good for breastfeeding because it's, like, warm and nourishing.

[B]

Don't you wonder why they call it chili?

[A]

I think because it's. It's spiced with chili. Oh, seasonings from the chile. Duh.

[B]

I was thinking, like, because it's chili outside. Well, that's just a double entendre.

[A]

Yeah, but it's like the chili pepper.

[B]

Yeah, for sure.

[A]

Like chilies.

[B]

Oh, my God. Do you remember ratemyprofessor.com yeah. And then, like, all the professors, if they were hot, they had a chili next to them. Do you remember that?

[A]

I forget the chili.

[B]

So, like, when you would, like, get a new professor, it was only for college, right? When you would, like, sign up for your classes and then you found out who your professors were, you would, like, look them up. My rap professor. And it was like, are they dicks? Are they, you know, easy?

[A]

It was like, yelp for professors.

[B]

Yeah, that was.

[A]

Is that still a website? Probably.

[B]

It was such a good website. I wonder if that person, like, who created it. Oh, my God. It doesn't. I wonder if they still have the chili.

[A]

I feel like they wouldn't have that in this day and age.

[B]

It's, like, not appropriate.

[A]

It's not appropriate.

[B]

Okay, let's look at my school, nyu, and let me, like, think of a professor who was good looking. Like, do you think I can name one of my professors? Like, not one.

[A]

Just look up a professor. I actually don't remember. Like, I remember. I remember my professors, but not their names. Okay.

[B]

Adam Pincus. He has a 4.1 based on 7 ratings. No.

[A]

No chili.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Well, he sounds like an amazing professor, this guy. I just want to say he's so chill, according to this person. And he actually cares.

[A]

Oh, please.

[B]

Yeah. Brown noser.

[A]

Spare me. Are you ready for our next story? I think you're gonna find wildly interesting if you haven't heard this yet, but Daily Mail is reporting that Nicola Peltz gets a million dollars a month allowance from her father, Nelson Peltz, as Brooklyn's billionaire in laws take him under their wing. So Daily Mail has put out this article talking a little bit about the money drama between the Peltz's and the Beckhams. That might explain how people with, like, infinite money are actually beef little bit. So. Nicola Peltz reportedly receives a $1 million a month allowance from her billionaire father. The staggering allowances in stark contrast to the financial support Brooklyn is thought to receive from his parents, David and Victoria. So her dad is worth 1.6 billion. Apparently the Beckham's are worth around 680 billion sources.

[B]

Billion.

[A]

Million. Sorry. A source says, from what I hear, I think the Beckhams give Brooklyn a lot of money, but not insane money. And they have this dream to some degree that he will stand on his own two feet and become independent. Right. Maybe Nelson Peltz would deny this, but I hear that he said to them that I give my daughter a million dollar a month allowance. The one thing the Beckhams didn't think their children would be doing would be the one signing the prenuptial. They thought it would be the other way around. So I think the prenup disagreements amongst the families is that, like, they put one for Brooklyn to sign. Then maybe in that. Then the Beckhams came back and were like, okay, the name thing. And I think he did sign their prenup. They live in an $11 million house in Hollywood. Who does?

[B]

You say they?

[A]

Brooklyn and Nicola.

[B]

And you think they did sign?

[A]

I think they did sign. I think her dad paid for their house. I think Victoria and David are like, you know, they. We saw in their documentary, they came from, like, working class families and, like, they didn't just, like, give over millions for their house.

[B]

No, I think what they ideally were trying to do with, like, all of his failed career paths was like, use their platform, their privilege to like, get him in a position where he can, you know, be a provider for his family. And yes, you know, on the necks. On the shoulders of his parents as a chef or whatever he was trying to do. And none of that panned out. So I. I don't know how Brooklyn Beckham pays bills if not from his wife or his mom.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But I think that they. I know there was like, they tried to also make him into a soccer player for many years. He was like, by the time he was 18, it was just clear that, like, he didn't have it.

[A]

The other ones play. One of the little ones plays. Yeah.

[B]

But, like, this was their firstborn. I think they thought he was gonna be like a little David. And it was probably like, this is your dream dad, not mine. And he didn't have the skill. So that sort of flopped. Then the photography and then the chefing. And I think the goal was like, yeah, they funded a lot of These absurd projects but in the hopes that it would lead to a career and he wouldn't be, you know, a Nepo baby literally spending his parents credit cards every month. That's not a sustainable. It is more sustainable for a girl. Sorry. Their rules are rules. But like Brooklyn, your husband now a provider, like get a job.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So that gives me the ick a little bit.

[A]

Yeah. Because we were talking last week, I don't think on the show but like how does he go to the grocery store? And Brooklyn, I mean David and Victoria are definitely not giving him any. If they were giving him money before an allowance, there's no way they're giving him money now after he did what he did. That would be like just incredibly foolish. So he's kind of got to play by Nicola's rules. She's.

[B]

She has the power now. She's had the power for a while. But yeah, being completely financially cut off from the Beckhams is definitely a point in the Peltz's columns.

[A]

Yeah. And apparently reports last year claim that David and Victoria fear their son is trapped by the couple's prenup as well as his living in situation in LA because they live in this 11 million dollar home. But it has been reported that she is the primary.

[B]

Obviously.

[A]

Yeah. Her dad bought it and I guess like David and Victoria did not want that for him.

[B]

Well, I understand. Nelson Peltier, like my wife married this like.

[A]

No, but so I think David and Victoria wouldn't have had them move into a home like that. Like that they couldn't afford by them like.

[B]

Right. Or guy, you know, I'm not like, you know, Nicola. She's accustomed to a certain way of life and if her husband can't give it to her and her husband's parents can't give it to her, dad will give it to her. I don't fault Nicola here and I don't fault. It's nice to have generous parents. Like, that's lovely. I just. And I know this is like setting, you know, women back a lot. I just think it's different for a daughter and a son. I think it's okay if you have come from very wealthy parents to like sort of coddle your daughter and. Yeah, sorry, I don't have to work. That's fine. A son who's never working, like ew.

[A]

You know what I mean? I agree.

[B]

I just think it's different. So I could see them having different philosophies on financially supporting their kids because I just think it's different and I don't think that the Beckhams, like, if the. If the Peltzes were doing this, I would call them cheap. But I think the Beckham's doing it is like you're trying to raise a man, a father, a provider. And yes, these people come from different circumstances, but some of these old age, old gender stereotypes are there for a reason. Sorry.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

A man needs a job.

[A]

Yeah, girl. I guess he'll be cooking and cleaning and.

[B]

Oh, yes, of course. And then there's, you know. Yeah, but he's not cooking and cleaning because they have, like, maids and chefs.

[A]

But he's a chef, too.

[B]

Yeah, if you can call it that.

[A]

But I'm just saying that's his trade. I don't know. It's all backwards. But I could see how, like, this could get very tangled and how he could feel mo money, mo problems. Yeah. And now he really feels like beholden to the Peltzes because they're paying his bills.

[B]

He's in a bad spot.

[A]

He's in a bad spot.

[B]

He has completely isolated his family. Even though, you know your parents should and will love you always no matter what. But he's really isolated himself from his parents. And I just really hope that. And I think. I think that they really love each other, Brooklyn and Nicola. And I think that's really important here because if you have love, you don't need anything else in your 11 million dollar house. So I hope that they feel really happy together. I think that's, like, the one thing that needs to sort of. I hope this isn't taking a toll on their marriage or anything, because that would be bad.

[A]

And Carrie and Megan, right?

[B]

They're stuck together forever.

[A]

Yeah, they are. And he just shouldn't have posted that thing. They could have all these issues, but everything that we're talking about are, like, things that you can, like, get over. Oh, there's too much money. They're giving two. Oh, no.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Posting what he posted is really not something you can come back from.

[B]

Let's go back to the million dollars a month figure.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Your house is bought and paid for. Do you think that million dollars that covers the mortgage?

[A]

No. I feel like that's not fair. Like.

[B]

Right. Allowance is not like.

[A]

Well, it is for utilities and stuff.

[B]

But I just think the household is, like, run on its own, like, as a separate entity.

[A]

I agree.

[B]

Maybe they put it in, like, some sort of, like, inherited trust or whatever, and it, like, gets paid out from there.

[A]

Yeah. And it's like, do they even have a mortgage?

[B]

I think the million Is like for trips to the Cape and like grocery groceries and maybe like if Brooklyn needs to buy a tripod or something or.

[A]

If she needs a hundred thousand dollar haircut. Right. Which I feel it does seem like they travel a lot.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But, yeah, that's quite a staggering number. It is.

[B]

It's just like somebody who makes $12 million a year, but, like, is an allowance taxed?

[A]

I think so. Above a certain amount, of course. Unless you'd like, you know, trusts and.

[B]

Things of that nature.

[A]

Very interesting.

[B]

Yeah, I think I could live off a million dollar allowance. Yeah, I'd have to, obviously.

[A]

Like, that feels right. You'd have to cut back.

[B]

Yeah, of course. I think I could do it, but I'm braver than a lot of you guys, so that's why.

[A]

Very interesting.

[B]

That is really interesting.

[A]

Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? A little mom toxic mom group drama. It's been a few days, but what's.

[B]

Going on with them?

[A]

Ashley Tisdale and Haley Duff have shared a moment from a playdate together after the toxic mom group drama.

[B]

This is just giving two losers.

[A]

These two are hanging out. So Haley Duff shared a photo of her daughter playing under a table with Ashley's daughter, captioned under table shenanigans. Then Tisdale reposted. Caption Tisdale reposted to her Instagram stories. I mean, this seems like, you know, just nonsense, but this is major.

[B]

Obviously, it's a nonsense.

[A]

Tizdale endeavored to take down one Ms. Hillary Duff. She's now congregating with her sister, colluding, commiserating.

[B]

Tisdale conniving, like, okay, I. This is big loser energy on Haley Duff's part. Like, Ashy Tisdale is just like doing what she can to survive. I don't fault her really, but this is big time loser energy from one Ms. Haley Duff. And when I tell you, like, Hillary's thriving, I don't know if you're seeing all the things from her tour. She looks gorgeous. They're like gangbusters. Sold out. She displaying tiny venues, but sold out. The clips are going viral. Someone's watching over me. She recreated her viral.

[A]

Her viral.

[B]

Like, she's being funny. She loves looks gorgeous. He's making good tiktoks. You know, the reception has been overwhelmingly positive. So it's like, okay, enjoy your playdate.

[A]

Yeah, but that's sad for the sister. Like, it's, you know, Brooklyn and Nicola.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What are you doing?

[B]

Yeah, the public and like, if you're gonna, like, if you have a problem with your sister and you go and find refuge with someone else who has a problem with your sister. Like, fine, whatever. Do what you need to do to survive. But, like, posting the picture, like, she knew what she was doing. And, like, this is just gonna be, like, not never gonna win. Be a winner for me.

[A]

I just. What could have come between Hillary and Haley?

[B]

They say politics.

[A]

I don't think that's true. I mean, what do I know? But, like, the Hillary did so much for Haley big time. And so what? It's just, like, a disagreement?

[B]

I have to imagine it's deeper than that. I have no idea. But that's just what, like, the Internet has decided.

[A]

Oh, okay. That's so Internet. That's what they said about Tn Tamara, too, but.

[B]

Yeah, but I think that was true. But then also, now that I'm thinking about it, they also said that Ashley Tisdale was MAGA and that Haley was maga. So, like, maybe they got together to.

[A]

Chat about maga and, yeah, they said, Ashley says. But then she said she's not right.

[B]

And that she's a registered Democrat and that it wasn't about this mom group.

[A]

Right.

[B]

I forgot, like, how big of an L Ashley Tisdale took. This is not helping. She needs to, like, she needs to go dark for a couple of months so we can all forget about this. Pretend it never happened.

[A]

Yeah, I. Has it been good for her? We're talking about her almost every day.

[B]

The name on everybody's lips is Tisdale.

[A]

And she's gonna sell her article to be a movie or show that everyone's gonna be obsessed with.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And what was she doing before she did all this?

[B]

I believe she was like, an organic.

[A]

Rivers were running quiet.

[B]

They were running dry for sure.

[A]

Perhaps it wasn't so bad.

[B]

No, perhaps.

[A]

Are you ready for our fourth story? Amanda Batula is breaking her silence on her Kyle Cook split. She says, quote, it's easier to get along. So she was on Sirius XM's front row, and she said, yeah, we're good. And that's it. It's easier to get along, but we're good. We talk all the time. We're both traveling. So I'm watching the dogs. He's watching the dogs. We're co parenting the dogs.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

Together. Still call him if I have questions. But she feels like a weight has been lifted since they announced the breakup. She said, every step we've taken, there's a little bit of, like, a weight has been lifted. And ironically, I feel like last week, having kind of pressed post together, it felt like we were a little more light hearted. I mean, look, she said, more than anything, I want. Oh, he said, I want her to be happy and I want us to both be happy. Oh, he said that in that video? Yeah. That they are more light hearted now.

[B]

Okay. Like, they're both giving, like, weird, random interviews, like in sort of an informal way.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I never heard of the show, but, like, pop off.

[A]

But they're doing press. Summer House comes out next week.

[B]

Right. And it seems like they're getting themselves into a position where, like, they might be able to continue to be on the show together because the show is, like, really important to both of them. Them.

[A]

Yeah, I think. I think so. I can't believe they're co parenting the dogs. Yeah.

[B]

That's like major iroll. Even though, like, dogs are their life.

[A]

But I feel like they're her life more obviously. And they're definitely, like, he loves them a lot, but, like, I think they're more for, like, someone has to win and it's a.

[B]

It has to be her, obviously.

[A]

And then he'll get lover boy.

[B]

It seems like a fair trade, honestly.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But Summer House. I'm so behind on so many things, but, like, I'm gonna endeavor to catch up.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, because I really, I need to catch up on something. Charm Beverly Hills. And then Summer House. Oh. And leads into our fifth and final story, which is some Valley tea. Did you see that? Lala Kent teases a potential romance with Michelle Sinai.

[B]

Wait, what?

[A]

You know Michelle from the Valley Divorce. Jesse. Michelle and Jesse. So she posted like, a bunch of like, like photos. I need to get the caption verbatim. They were like, kind of like, you know, like a little girl's gotten wildy, like, cute friends. But then the caption was. Hold on, I could go Brad. I could go Angelina.

[B]

Let me see the pictures.

[A]

Okay. This is one you wouldn't think much.

[B]

I don't know, like, Michelle's arm.

[A]

Just wait. Naked in the shower.

[B]

What?

[A]

The two of them, like, on a Get back.

[B]

I need to go.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Picture. Okay. First picture, like, is giving, like, couple.

[A]

Okay. But also, like, it could also be giving, like, best friends.

[B]

I do think you reach a certain age where showering with your best friend, like, is no longer like a normal or platonic thing. Then they're at the beach.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Then they're cuddled up on a boat. Okay. Yeah. And we know, like, Lala is open to different romantic partners in terms of gender because the whole Ariana thing.

[A]

And it's in the caption.

[B]

Oh, yeah. And she told us.

[A]

And that's like Kyle Richards quote from when she was, like, finally admitting that.

[B]

Oh, is it?

[A]

Yes. She said that on the season of Beverly Hills when, like, the women asked her about her sexuality, that's what she said.

[B]

Okay, so they're a couple. A couple of lesbians. Like, and then yesterday Michelle posted they're on a girls trip in Cabo with Britney and Janet with Lala too. So, so interesting. I mean, I can't think of two, like, less compatible people. Michelle is so, like, quiet, reserved, like, low key, boring. And Lala's this, like, like busting with personality. And also, I do think Lala's at a period in her life where, like, she definitely, like, needs and does like, sort of clickbaity type of thing. So, like, this also could be nothing, but it's definitely giving. Just two girls who are in a relationship.

[A]

We're like best friends who are hooking up.

[B]

Okay, that's like, not a thing.

[A]

Like, and what happened to the honey guy?

[B]

Aaron?

[A]

Let me check Michelle's page. Was he there?

[B]

No, it's a girls trip. It said no.

[A]

But, like, Michelle, is she still with Honeyman?

[B]

I feel like obviously not. She's taking naked showers with her lover.

[A]

Yeah, I don't see him in her.

[B]

And I'm just also getting the vibe that this is being filmed because they're on a trip with, like, Cabo with Brittany and Janet is so, like a.

[A]

Valley trip for sure. And Lala's like, full on the Valley. And I think, oh, she's like, I.

[B]

Thought you were gonna say tease. Is a relationship with Tom Schwartz.

[A]

Well, that, like, what a letdown.

[B]

Like, Michelle, you know, it does hurt.

[A]

That it's not Tom Schwartz yet. But I do think in time, I need. Maybe I just won't catch up on last season because it was like, not the Valley. Yeah, it was.

[B]

You can miss it. It was good. But it was not like, you know.

[A]

And it was like, all about Jack.

[B]

Yeah. And he's not even on anymore, so.

[A]

And was Lala on that season? Really?

[B]

She showed up a couple of times, which is not a cast.

[A]

I think I'll pick back up on the new season that she's in. That's the good thing about the Valley.

[B]

Lala on tv, it's can miss tv, you know, Like, I didn't watch the first season, but I watched the second and third and, like, I'm fine.

[A]

Yeah, it's so true.

[B]

It's can miss television.

[A]

And it's also, like, transient in terms of the feuds. Like, Nothing's that. That deep. Like, you don't have to know the herstory, and I know the players, and now I actually do know the history, so I feel fine if I didn't see, like, what happened with Jax by day after he left.

[B]

It was crazy. And he was so nasty.

[A]

Like, and where's he doing now?

[B]

I believe he's, like, off the show.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And so it, like, doesn't even matter now because he's not on the show anymore.

[A]

Irrelevant.

[B]

And Britney's, like, doing better than she ever was. You know, he put them in financial ruin, left everything in her name, didn't pay the mortgage for six months, took out, like, out. She took a second house just to get away from him, and he said he wanted to stay. She took Cruise to the other house, and he ended up not even paying the mortgage, and so not even staying in that house. It was just terrible.

[A]

I saw financial ruin. I saw all of that. Oh, great. So I'm caught up and now I'll have to be watching for this.

[B]

For lovers. Star Crossed Lovers.

[A]

I also saw Love is Blind next season. Like, cast announced they're doing it in Ohio and it's coming out. And imminently, I feel like there are.

[B]

Certain cities that are more ripe for, like, a good Love is Blind season. And Ohio, it's like, you need to be in, like, a very unremarkable. This is going to sound me, but it's not meant to. A very, like, normal, unremarkable city. Like, the people from Charlotte, like, that was a good season. They were very normal. You know, when you did Pacific Northwest, you're just getting a quirky, eccentric personalities, and sometimes that's just not. The show is good when it's just regular people, like, not these characters. So I actually think Ohio is a great place for that.

[A]

Yeah, I'm excited.

[B]

And if any of our Ohio listeners are single and wanting to apply, like, let this be your sign.

[A]

No, no, no, no. It's coming out, like, any day.

[B]

If anyone is in Ohio, you've missed.

[A]

Your chance, so move to a different city where you know that they might.

[B]

Where they haven't done it yet.

[A]

Yeah. But then if you do fall in love, you're gonna be like, well, I'm actually from Ohio, and so we have.

[B]

To kind of move back. And that'll be a thing on the show.

[A]

Yeah. And then, like, it will come up that you.

[B]

You moved for the show, which is never good.

[A]

Which is such a red flag.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They should dump you.

[B]

Divorce. Okay. Is that it?

[A]

That is it.

[B]

Kind of feels like a nasafi.

[A]

A NASA?

[B]

Benjamin. NASA.

[A]

The nasafi stadium.

[B]

Oh, this? No, mine's better.

[A]

Benjamin Nassauer.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

The ad is silent. Yeah, silent.

[B]

I like that. Okay, well, me and my injections have to go settle. We'll see you tomorrow. You guys, thank you so much for listening to the Justin Monday morning show. Read the love of the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So watching is on YouTube. Please feel free to subscribe and give us a video, a thumbs up. We're also available as podcast and where podcasts we found. So that's about Serbia.

[A]

Love ya. Bye.