The Toastoween I Turned Pretty: Friday, October 31st, 2025

Summary

The Toast – “Toastoween I Turned Pretty”

Date: October 31, 2025
Hosts: Claudia Oshry & Friends (no Jackie – on maternity leave)
Theme: A hilarious, high-energy Halloween special themed around the show The Summer I Turned Pretty, featuring costumes, playful improvisations, pop culture commentary, and the trademark “Fast Five” stories.

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Episode Overview

This Halloween, Claudia and her co-hosts celebrate “Toastoween” by donning costumes of characters from The Summer I Turned Pretty, blending rollicking in-character banter with their signature pop culture takes. Despite Jackie’s absence (on maternity leave), the episode is packed with energy, inside jokes, and the Fast Five—covering the 2025 Word of the Year, celebrity relationships, TV drama, and a wild conversation about organ donation.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Toastoween: In Costume as “The Summer I Turned Pretty”

• The crew dresses and roleplays as characters: Conrad, Jeremiah, Belly, mimicking their personalities and relationships with humorous improvisation.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • [00:28] Claudia: “It’s Conrad Fisher, and I’m here with my brother, who’s a little bitch.”
  • [00:43] Guest as Belly: “My name is Billy Conklin. Hoo. And I’m here with my boyfriend Conrad and Jeremiah, my two brother boyfriends…”
• Costume critiques and comparisons fly (“You look like Ellen with a mole”, “Margo, you look just like Jeremiah”), with witty commentary on wig choices and makeup ([08:04] “It’s Crawford. It’s like very good makeup. Isn’t that great mole?”).
• Ben, unfamiliar with the show, asks for explanations on characters and storylines, leading to playful, often inaccurate synopses ([12:03] “Let’s not introduce Stephen. It’s going to confuse him.”).

2. Inside Jokes and Running Gags

• Jackie’s absence is honored, with recurring references to her as “Laurel” or “Susannah” (the moms from the show) ([01:12] “We must honor our fallen sister. She is not here on her maternity leave.”).
• There are repeated jokes about personalities (“Bearded Belly”, “self-hating Jer”) and quirks of the characters.
• Claudia muses on “weird” book/show details like the nickname “Belly” ([06:05] “Her name is Isabelle, and her nickname is Belly, which is such a crazy part of the book and show like, that people don’t talk about.”).

3. Pop Culture Fast Five

1. 2025 Word of the Year: “67” ([16:46])

• Dictionary.com unveils “67” (from the Skrilla song lyric) as Word of the Year—but no one really knows why or what it means.
  • [16:53] “You’re kidding...I actually don’t know. I’ve been seeing ‘67’ everywhere and it’s the one trend I refuse to figure out.” – Margo
  • [18:02] “So, like, I’m feeling 67.”
  • [19:01] “Dictionary.com is solo brow.” – Claudia
• Hosts mock the ambiguity (“mid”, “ambiguous slang”), frustrated by meaningless viral terms.

2. Megan Thee Stallion & Klay Thompson Buy a House ([22:08])

• Discussion about Megan Thee Stallion and NBA star Klay Thompson’s new house—and who makes more money in sports.
  • Lively debate over which athletes (NBA, soccer, baseball) command the biggest salaries.
  • [24:22] “Back to the story. They bought a house together. Klay Thompson and Megan Thee Stallion. Now I want to know, Ben, who do you think has more money?”
  • [24:53] “No NBA players these days. The contracts are so—” – Ben

3. Dancing With the Stars: Drama Among the Pros ([27:33])

• Recap of recent drama: Max apologizing to Yon, and speculation about cast relationships.
  • [27:47] “Max is giving, like, actual stalker…”
  • [29:00] “There’s a lot more I want to say. I would like an opportunity to do it over coffee or any time you have to spare.”
  • Casting gossip, relationships formed (and broken) on the show, and harsh training.
  • [35:03] “Well, I saw a video of Max’s time on the show when he was training Hope Solo, and he shoved her and made her cry…”

4. Ashley Tisdale & Kenny Ortega High School Musical Reunion ([29:50])

• Surprised to spot Ashley Tisdale and Kenny Ortega at DWTS supporting Dylan Efron.
  • The group finds the reunion “weird” ([32:11] “It is very weird.”).
  • Discussion about cables/streaming problems for watching live TV.

5. Jesse Eisenberg Donates Kidney to a Stranger ([37:29])

• The hosts express awe and skepticism over Jesse Eisenberg’s planned altruistic organ donation.
  • [37:44] “Jesse Eisenberg is donating a kidney to a stranger, and he’s calling it a no-brainer.”
  • [38:36] Ben: “I just refuse to believe that if you donate your kidney, you’re fine afterwards.”
  • Engaging debate about who they’d donate kidneys to—family, best friends, hypothetical character choices ([39:30] “Like Belly, would you give Conrad or Jeremiah a kidney?”).

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Notable Quotes & Exchanges

[00:28] Claudia (as Conrad): “It’s Conrad Fisher, and I’m here with my brother, who’s a little bitch.”
[07:24] Ben: “I just think I’m really a gorgeous woman.”
[08:17] Claudia: “I just like hate moles, my own included. And having to play someone, I’m being taken back to a very dark time.”
[16:53] Margo: “I’ve been seeing 67 everywhere and it’s like the one trend I refuse to like figure out what it is.”
[19:01] Claudia: “Dictionary.com is solo brow.”
[29:00] Max (via Claudia): “There’s a lot more I want to say. I would like an opportunity to do it over coffee or any time you have to spare.”
[38:36] Ben: “I just refuse to believe that if you donate your kidney, you’re fine afterwards.”
[39:30] Claudia (to Ben): “Like, Belly, would you give Conrad or Jeremiah a kidney?”
[40:02] Claudia: “Jeremiah, you are not the father.”

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Funniest or Most Memorable Moments

• Banter About the Nickname “Belly” ([06:12]):
  “It’s the worst nickname you could ever have.” – Margo
  “But it’s the perfect nickname for you.” – Claudia

• In-Character Antics:
  [04:44] “I love you. I love you. No, like, it’s just, like, you know when, like, you don’t have to do anything. You just sit back and, like, it gets taken care of for you.” – Margo

• Debate Over Sports Contracts ([25:23]):
  “I think soccer is number one. I think NBA is number two.” – Ben
  “You guys, you’re sleeping on baseball.” – Claudia

• Jesse Eisenberg’s “No Brainer” Organ Donation ([37:44]):
  “He didn’t come on the Today show to say this. They were like, talking about a blood drive… ‘I’m donating my kidney in six weeks. I really am.’” – Claudia

• Character Choice Hypotheticals:
  [39:30] Claudia: “Like, Belly, would you give Conrad or Jeremiah a kidney?”
  [39:53] Ben: “I’ve decided to give my kidney to… Jeremiah.”
  [40:02] Claudia: “Jeremiah, you are not the father.”

• Unfiltered Costume Commentary ([08:08]):
  “It’s Crawford. It’s like very good makeup. Isn’t that great mole?” – Ben

• Cable & Streaming Struggles ([30:22]):
  “We need cable back. We can’t watch Nick’s games.” – Claudia

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Important Segment Timestamps

• [00:28] – Host introductions, in-character
• [07:24] – Gender swapping and cross-dressing for Toastoween
• [12:03] – Explaining “The Summer I Turned Pretty” to Ben
• [16:46] – Fast Five: Word of the Year “67”
• [22:08] – Fast Five: Megan Thee Stallion & Klay Thompson buy a house
• [29:50] – Fast Five: Ashley Tisdale & Kenny Ortega reunion
• [37:29] – Fast Five: Jesse Eisenberg kidney donation
• [39:30] – Who would you donate a kidney to? (Character and personal hypotheticals)
• [41:01] – Funeral scene reenactment and more character play

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Tone & Language

The episode bursts with unscripted, irreverent, and occasionally chaotic energy. The hosts riff freely—roasting each other, lampooning pop culture, and breaking the fourth wall—while retaining an affectionate tone toward the material and their friend Jackie. They balance silliness with sharp observations, making the Fast Five genuinely informative amid their Halloween mischief.

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Summary

If you missed the episode, you’d have learned:

• The meaninglessness (and meme-worthiness) of “67” as the Word of the Year,
• The economics of superstar athlete couples,
• TV show relationship drama, both fictional (The Summer I Turned Pretty) and real (Dancing With the Stars),
• Some streaming woes in the “cable-cutter” era,
• And a surprisingly deep, silly, and philosophical roundtable about kidney donation—all while the hosts are decked out as Teen Beach drama characters, never breaking stride.

Don’t miss this one-of-a-kind Toastoween: costumes, laughs, and the pop culture run-down you need—delivered with the acerbic wit and camaraderie that defines The Toast.

Transcript

[A]

Today's episode of the Toast is brought to you by by Heart. Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the Facts. Five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the Toast.

[B]

I sound amazing.

[A]

Welcome back to the Toast. It's Conrad Fisher, and I'm here with my brother, who's a little bitch. Jerk.

[B]

You.

[A]

He's so idle. Belly. Who's got her belly out like. Hey, belly, how you doing?

[C]

Oh, I'm doing good.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

My name is Billy Conklin. Hoo. And I'm here with my boyfriend. With my boyfriend Conrad And Jeremiah, my two brother boyfriends from Billy. With my Billy.

[A]

Jamaican Mrs. Duffy.

[C]

With my belly.

[B]

How you doing?

[C]

I'm doing great.

[A]

Oh, it is our first toast of weed without Jackie. We must honor our fallen sister. She is not here on her maternity leave.

[C]

Laurel.

[B]

We miss you, Laurel.

[A]

Oh, by the way, Jackie's so Laurel. We all agree, right? Or Susannah, by the way, has never seen the show. Who's Laurel?

[C]

The mother.

[A]

That's. That's your mom.

[C]

Oh, that's my mom.

[A]

She's really, like, strict.

[B]

Okay. My mother in law. Right, right.

[A]

But. But Jared. But Connie. Jer. Connie had to take care because Connie has to get everything and I can't have anything. You want men, you want women. You want Belly. Please, no.

[B]

Belly was mine.

[A]

Okay, let's talk about how funny we all look. Okay, first of all, I honorable mention to Margo's hair.

[C]

You look amaz. You look amazing.

[B]

Thank you so much.

[C]

I'm trying to figure out who you look like, though.

[B]

You look amazing.

[A]

I mean, I look like Ellen.

[C]

You look like Ellen with a mole. You look like Ellen.

[A]

You look like.

[B]

Is there a reason we didn't get a longer wig for him?

[A]

It's not about the wig. The wig is long. Ben's head is huge, so it, like, makes it look taller.

[C]

Who do you think I look like?

[A]

I don't know. I. I just want to say Ben is wearing. You look like Aina. Yeah. And Margaret look like.

[B]

Like Ned's dec. Classified.

[A]

No, you look like Jeremiah. Like, you look just like him.

[B]

To be like this with my eyes the whole time.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

You kind of look like Annie.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

That's what it is. You look like Annie.

[A]

Yes. Yes.

[C]

Oh, you look like Annie.

[A]

So, Mrs. Doubtfire, Fisher Conklin is joining us here today. Garten. Yeah.

[C]

Thank you for having me.

[A]

You're welcome. And again, so worth mentioning Ben has never seen the show. I know. You know the general premise. Yes.

[C]

By the way, I wanted to see the show just so everybody doesn't think I'm, like, a hater. But this was a show that you just, like, would watch without me. I would come in, I'd pop in, but I'm, like, five episodes. Oh, this is multiple seasons.

[A]

Yes. I read the books, too.

[C]

Got it. Okay.

[A]

And also, you wouldn't like the show. Sorry. Like, it's for girls.

[C]

You don't think so?

[A]

It's so.

[B]

No, he would think it is so lame.

[A]

Yeah. I would be, like, embarrassed to watch it with you. It's one of those shows, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Like, I like those shows.

[A]

You do, but, like, let me tell you, like, you would.

[C]

I watched Sabrina the Teenage Witch, the reboot on cw.

[A]

I didn't even mar. He watched it without me.

[B]

You mean in this day and age?

[C]

The reboot?

[B]

Oh, I didn't know.

[C]

What's her name? What is that?

[A]

What is that girl? Kieran Shipka.

[C]

Kieran. Kieran Shipka.

[A]

Belly is not. Belly is. Margo. What are you doing?

[C]

I think. Didn't I see an episode where Belly was in France?

[A]

Yes. So you're not giving French belly. You're giving American belly with.

[C]

No, this is a French belly.

[A]

Well, the wig is kind of giving Margot. Margaret, why are you doing that? Because Jeremiah does that.

[B]

He's, like, so annoying with his blue eyes.

[A]

Like, by the way, Margaret, you are Jeremiah annoying with your blue eyes.

[B]

Like, seriously, like, you insult my dog on Monday, you call me actual Jeremy Fisher on Friday. Like, seriously, what's next?

[A]

No, I'm sorry. I mean, just that you, like, look a lot like him. And you. And you both have, like, an annoying. I have his attributes, for sure. And you have annoying things. Like, about your blue eyes.

[B]

Both of you.

[C]

This is a tough seat.

[A]

I told you that's a tough seat. Because, like, you're going back and forth seat. You okay?

[C]

I'm okay.

[A]

Well, happy Halloween, everyone. Hope you guys have fun plans the weekend. We will be weaving in and out of the Fisher Conklin clan, but we are here to do a job today, which is the fast five stories. You both. I know you didn't join me this week, Margaret. And, Margaret, let's talk about how, like, you, I was the villain and you were the hero after Monday's episode. Like, and I know you lived for it, and I was ready for, like, the comments to eat you up, not me getting eaten up. What do you. What do you just say, Margaret? It's a podcast. You have to talk.

[B]

I love you. I love you. No, like, it's just, like, you know when, like, you don't have to do anything. You just sit back and, like, it gets taken care of for you.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

That's what happened. And I have to say, it was gorgeous. And thank you is all I really have to say.

[A]

I think you should cut your hair like that. Honestly, like, it looks good.

[C]

It does look good.

[A]

Imagine. Imagine having everything we ever dreamed.

[B]

Don't you want. Is anyone doing anything for Halloween beside us?

[A]

No. You don't have plans. But you're young.

[B]

I'm going go to Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Dean. Oh, fun.

[A]

Already gave you the time and the place, so don't be shy. What kind of music do you think Jer listens to?

[B]

Like, sad boy.

[A]

Yeah. You know, Belly totally listens to Taylor Swift. Brina. Yeah. And Conrad totally listens, like, Secondhand Serenade.

[B]

He listened to the music. That bad?

[C]

Listen to.

[A]

Yeah. I'm also a doctor.

[C]

Thing about tonight?

[A]

No, but I'm still a doctor.

[B]

You're fired.

[A]

I got fired from my internship in med school.

[B]

Like, you can even last one day, bro.

[A]

I'm still a doctor.

[B]

You couldn't last one day.

[A]

You're so jealous of me, Jeremiah. It's disgusting. I feel sad for you.

[B]

No.

[A]

You have a meaningless life. You're obsessed with me and Belly. You are absolutely obsessed with me and Belly. And like, like, seriously, you need to get over it. And. Sorry, dad doesn't like you, by the way. By the way. I know, I know.

[C]

Eddie, spell Belly.

[A]

B, E, L, L, Y. It's just as it sounds.

[C]

Her name is B, E, L, L, Y.

[A]

Her name is Isabelle, and her nickname is Belly, which is such a crazy part of the book and show like, that people don't talk about.

[C]

People call her Belly.

[B]

It's the worst nickname you could ever have.

[C]

Terrible.

[A]

Yes, but it's the perfect nickname for you.

[C]

100%. But, like, is she fat or she's not fat.

[A]

No, she got it. It's. It's a type of nickname only a thin girl could have.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Oh, my God. If they call me Belly, like, seriously, like, I'm done. Put me on life alert. I'm upset.

[B]

Yeah, I'm life alert.

[A]

Yeah. Wigs.

[B]

Not hard.

[C]

I can't breathe. If I'm talking less, it's because there is literally, like, a web in my throat.

[B]

You're having an episode.

[A]

Ben's having an.

[C]

Having an allergic reaction to the wig. I think it's made of horse hair. I'm not allergic to horse hair. But maybe I am allergic to horse hair.

[A]

Maybe you're allergic to the blush.

[C]

All that I know is something is crawling up and down my throat.

[B]

Blush turn.

[A]

He looks gorgeous.

[C]

Something is crawling up and down my throat also. I. I'm always a woman. Have I ever not been a woman for Halloween?

[A]

You have, but not in many, many years. I think when you joined us and who was the first woman you played? Oh, no, no. The first time you dressed up as a woman is when you and I to Jeffrey and I now. But we gender swapped and I think you really got the bug to dress as a woman. You're like low key cross dresser. I am. And you have the opportunity to dress up a woman. And I like now when we incorporate you into toes to we and like, we're like, well, who's the girl that Ben could play? Just assume that you're going to be the boy.

[C]

I just think I'm really a gorgeous woman.

[A]

I thought this last time when you were being a chessy that when you wear makeup like, you do look really pretty.

[C]

Thank you, darling.

[A]

You have pretty skin.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

Beard. Bearded belly.

[B]

Like, this conversation is insane, by the way.

[A]

Bearded belly. Bearded belly. BB bearded belly. Now we are going to do the fast five. Just want to say, oh, let's talk about my mole. So I was doing my makeup this morning and I was like, I was like, does Conrad have a beard? Like, I forgot what he like facially looked like. So I went on Google. I was like, oh, my God, he has that tiny little m. And of course mine's 10 times the size because this is theater. Yeah. How do I look with the mole? Could I rock it?

[B]

Monroe.

[A]

Marilyn Monroe.

[C]

It's Crawford. It's like very good makeup. Isn't that great mold?

[A]

Oh, you think the shape is good? I kind of did it like in my phone.

[C]

Like, I think the shape is great.

[A]

It's great.

[C]

It's huge. It's an amazing mole.

[A]

Thank you.

[C]

Belly doesn't have any moles.

[B]

We don't know about Conrad's mole enough.

[A]

I know it's unoffensive. Do you know how I feel about moles? So, like, this is like a whole outfit is really triggering for me. Yeah. I just like hate moles, my own included. And having to play someone, I'm like being taken back to a very dark time. Yeah. I need to sit like a man.

[B]

Yeah. I feel like Jeremiah. Jeremiah takes up space. He tried.

[A]

You're a woman.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Not like that.

[B]

Like takes up space because like, he's annoying. It's like.

[A]

Yeah. And I feel like Conrad actually sits, like really good posture. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. This feels right.

[C]

Is this more belly?

[A]

Yes, actually. How do I look?

[C]

Oh, is this more Billy?

[A]

When I told Bennett who he was going to be playing, he literally turned to me and he goes, oh, I'm Billy. Oh, you're not going to be able to do that. That's.

[C]

Sorry.

[A]

That's unacceptable.

[C]

Sorry.

[A]

You should take your allergic reaction elsewhere. You guys want to check about anything else before we dive into the Fast five?

[B]

How was everyone's week? What you guys get up to?

[A]

Just work hard being like a solo host.

[B]

How is it? How's it going?

[A]

I think it's crushing, honestly.

[B]

Episode performed the best.

[A]

Do you really want to know?

[B]

Yeah, I do.

[A]

Well, the thing is, as a present moment, it's not a fair metric. But yours did because yours has been out the longest. That's fine. But I think in terms of like, it'll be Joey.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

He's such a star.

[B]

I can take it.

[C]

He is such a star. It's insane.

[A]

He's not more famous.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He's so funny and he's so quick.

[A]

Yeah, so funny.

[B]

He's so quick.

[A]

And I have a hard time like, keeping up with him. I can only imagine how people who don't talk as fast as we do have like, can even understand anything he said.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Chemasia gyna. Chemastia.

[A]

You know what's so us right now? What time Cast a spell on you.

[C]

But you won't forget me.

[B]

I know I should have known but you remember when. Remember when you caused a scene at my mom's funeral?

[A]

Margot.

[C]

Yes, of course. Oh, yes, of course I do.

[A]

But never watch the show, first of all. So he has no idea.

[C]

No, I do. I'm.

[B]

Do you remember?

[C]

That was fun. Apologize up of me.

[B]

Yeah, well, really apologize to Connie.

[A]

Well, actually, I think we should all apologize for things. Jer. You loki stole my girlfriend.

[B]

And I cheated on her.

[A]

Oh, yeah, she did on me too.

[B]

Yeah, it was Lacey Barone, Lazy Barro.

[A]

We should have had it. Lacey, Veronica. Jackie's lacy baronet.

[B]

We had sex twice.

[A]

Did they?

[B]

Yeah. He even told her that. Like, why would he tell her?

[A]

And like who? Okay. Magnolia is Susanna.

[B]

Oh, okay. Actually, you want her to be dead.

[A]

Theo. Susanna. They both had cancer. But I, I. Theo is Susanna funny? Mine's funny. Theo. Susanna.

[B]

Yeah, it's like late now.

[C]

Susanna.

[A]

My mom and her mom.

[B]

Our mom.

[C]

Okay, so you guys share a mom?

[A]

We're brothers.

[C]

Got it. Okay. And I knew that the whole time that we're brothers.

[A]

Oh, wait.

[C]

When I was, like, going back and forth between the two of you. Yeah. No. Grew up together.

[A]

Stayed in the house.

[C]

So you guys are rich.

[A]

Yes. Yes. Oh, and you're poor.

[C]

I'm really poor.

[A]

You're very poor.

[C]

Very poor.

[B]

Very poor.

[A]

But, like, compared to us, actually, I.

[C]

Did see the oh, Billion Friends, and I saw her, like, on the bus, like, being poor. There was like.

[A]

I think she was just on the bus, like, to get from point A to point B.

[C]

Not because she was born. I saw an episode. She was being poor on the bus. Like, she's being poor in the bus. Okay. Like, I saw it.

[A]

Yeah. So we're like. We're, like, really wealthy.

[C]

Got it. And how are we wealthy? Do we know? Is there a back.

[A]

Dad has an investment fund.

[C]

Understood.

[A]

When your brother works for our dad.

[C]

My brother.

[B]

Your brother is a star.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

My brother works for your dad.

[A]

Yeah. Honestly, let's not introduce Stephen.

[B]

Taylor, like.

[A]

Yeah. It's going to confuse him.

[B]

Taylor's your best friend.

[C]

Taylor is who?

[B]

Your best friend.

[C]

And who is it?

[A]

Taylor.

[B]

Taylor.

[C]

Taylor who? What?

[A]

Taylor. Taylor. Taylor.

[C]

Oh, like, there's just a random girl that's not here named Taylor. Who's my friend?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Why do I care?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, Margaret, you're giving him.

[C]

Why do I care? My best friend is. She's not here.

[A]

Trying to paint the picture.

[B]

You want to be like, okay, I.

[C]

Have a friend named Taylor. I have my boyfriends, Conrad and Jeremiah. And their mother name. Their mother. Their mother's name is Suzanne.

[A]

Suzanne. And your mom's name is Belly.

[C]

Lorelei. Lorelei. Lorelei Gilmore. Laurel.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And his name was Steven.

[C]

And we randomly call you Connie.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You look like Connie.

[A]

Thank you. Of Mike and Connie. Ben and I, when we were, like, dating early days, we took a trip to Puerto Rico, and we used to just, like, seriously sit in the casino 24 7. Like, lose so much money. And we made, like, a vacation couple. Friend of this, like, literal trash couple from.

[C]

We loved them, though.

[A]

We had the best time.

[C]

Staten Island.

[A]

Mike started playing. Not playing. We almost started hanging out with them outside of the casino. Like we did at the casino every night.

[C]

We were so ready. Until we realized that they so hated Jews.

[A]

Yeah. They, like, said something on the last day. We were like, what did you just say? And then we never saw them again. But that was fun.

[C]

I loved them. Your sister's ass.

[A]

Every time he would win, he'd be like, oh, yes, sisters.

[C]

Every Time he'd lose.

[A]

Yeah, whatever, whatever.

[C]

Oh, Connie. Okay. Jeremiah.

[A]

But we call him Jerry. Conrad.

[C]

Jer and Connie.

[A]

Jer. Connie Belly. Jer. Connie belly, Jer.

[C]

Connie Belly. Susie. Yeah, right. Susie. My friend Tiffany. Taylor.

[A]

Tiffany. Yeah, Taylor.

[C]

Anything else I need to know?

[A]

No, I think you're pretty much caught up. You've had sex with both of us. Got it.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Even though in the books you only had sex with Connie.

[A]

Right, but we're going show.

[B]

We're going show.

[A]

You had sex with both of us. You engage. Oh, you two are engaged.

[C]

So I'm a. I'm a promiscuous young woman.

[B]

No, like, no.

[A]

She's kind of a conservative.

[B]

Super conservative. It's only for Belly and Connie.

[A]

It's just for this family that she's not obsessed with.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She at certain points in the show, like wants to forsake her own family and join this family for sure. She likes her own self hating Conklin.

[B]

Even though like Laurel's an amazing mother and rocks.

[A]

Oh, no. Your parents are divorced? Yeah.

[C]

What happened?

[B]

You come from a broken home.

[A]

You do.

[C]

Broken, poor home.

[B]

Yeah, sorry. We come from a broken home.

[A]

To be clear, we come from a broken home. Not poor.

[B]

They're not poor.

[C]

You're just really rich.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Like they're fine. Like they're like to college.

[B]

Like they have a lovely house.

[A]

They have a nice house. The mom is a. That a professor and a writer.

[B]

They're glad we don't know.

[A]

Professor.

[B]

Oh, he's a professor. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So I think we should dive in if.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

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[C]

What?

[A]

You're kidding. Marco, can you explain like.

[B]

No, no, because by the way, I actually don't know. I've been seeing 6, 7 everywhere and it's like the one trend I refuse to like figure out what it is.

[A]

Okay, so the website announced on Tuesday that its official word of the year is 6, 7, a word derived from the song 67 by Skrilla.

[C]

What the.

[A]

That features a recurring lyric 6, 7.

[C]

So if, imagine if Merriam Webster could see this now.

[A]

Well, I just want to say Merriam Webster is like always debasing herself like Her. Hers is going to be 69. Like, she's always making stuff.

[C]

And actually, I mean, the mir.

[A]

A Miriam.

[C]

You don't think that there was a Miriam Webster.

[B]

What is 6, 7?

[A]

So this is what they said. If you're the parent of a school age child, you might be feeling a familiar vexation at the sight of these two formerly innocuous numerals. If you're a member of Gen Alpha, however, you're smirking at the thought of adults once again struggling to make sense of your notoriously slippery slang. So according to Dictionary.com, 67 is a viral ambiguous slang term. Thanks.

[C]

And why is it word of the year?

[B]

It doesn't have meaning.

[A]

That is largely nonsensical. The website suggests that some argue it means so. So, like, mid. Or it could mean maybe this, maybe that. What are we speaking English?

[B]

So there's not even a definition.

[C]

So, like, I'm feeling 6, 7.

[A]

Others use 6, 7 as a way to respond to questions as a result of seeing the number 67 in consecutive order in the wild, such as on a math problem or within a phone number. 77.

[C]

76.

[A]

Oh, my God, we are six, seven. For, like, 10 years. 70. Like, one time.

[C]

77, 76.

[A]

One time. Literally one time 10 years ago, we were at the Nick game and they have, like, an announcer who has, like, a funny voice, and the score was 77, 76. And he just, like, said it in a way that was weird. And we just say it all the time.

[B]

77.

[A]

77. 76. But this has nothing to do with 6, 7. I'm still unclear what it means.

[B]

It doesn't seem to have a meaning.

[A]

Okay. So I think we would use it like this. Ask me how I'm feeling.

[B]

How you feeling?

[A]

Six, seven.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, totally, totally.

[A]

Like, mid. I think it's. Yeah.

[C]

Six, seven.

[A]

And what about seven, eight, nine?

[B]

Seven was hungry.

[A]

Real. That's relatable. So that's word of the year. Although I don't think people take dictionary. Dictionary.com is solo brow.

[B]

Solo brow.

[C]

I'm pretty pissed. I don't like this.

[A]

Okay. Belly.

[C]

I don't like this at all.

[A]

What would Billy's word of the year be? Annoying.

[B]

You know, like yearning?

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Actually, this is a fun game, Jer. I like how you're sitting. I don't know how to sit like a man.

[B]

It's honestly really nice. I know.

[A]

It's, like, freeing.

[B]

It's freeing.

[A]

Okay, let me spread them.

[B]

Yeah. Like, men just do this all the time. It's nice. Is that how you say it?

[C]

Yeah, I think.

[A]

No. Ben always sits with his heel up on his heel.

[C]

Oh, no, I sit like this.

[B]

Yeah, you do.

[A]

But how you were sitting before was good. Belly.

[C]

This is exclusively a fat man's cross.

[A]

Why do you say that?

[C]

Because you have to create room for your thighs. This is a skinny man's cross.

[A]

That's how girls said. I'm sorry. Any guy who sits like that is girly.

[C]

Or like a TV news host or anchor.

[A]

They said they don't say, like they cross their aces.

[C]

Very. What's his name? Larry King? Was that his name?

[B]

What is the thing?

[C]

Like, I was gonna say Stephen King. Larry King.

[A]

You know, I don't know what either of you are talking about. You're both like, I don't know if you know, we're like on a podcast.

[C]

Like, no, Larry King. Yeah, he's out like this.

[A]

Cool. Okay, everyone, word of the year.

[C]

I'm sure I'm too low.

[A]

Jeremiah's word of the year is like, serious Peter.

[B]

Loser, cheater, lame.

[A]

O. Like you're a self hating jer.

[B]

I'm a self hating jer. I hate myself.

[C]

Ben, how do my tits look like? They feel really? Like.

[A]

You look like you've got a Kamasia.

[C]

It feels that way.

[A]

You think you have Joey Gynecomastia. Are you okay?

[C]

Yeah, I'm hot. I'm fine. No, we're good. Oh, I'm good.

[A]

Nobody talks about how hard it is to wear a wig.

[B]

No, it's brutal.

[C]

Terrible.

[A]

Yeah, I'm sweating.

[C]

But fun and, like, right?

[A]

I wonder. Ben's obsessed fun.

[B]

I just like hair.

[A]

I would love to know, like, what I look like. Do you know what I mean? I could see you guys.

[B]

I know. Same. I look like, like, you look like, how? Like, how you think?

[A]

Like, I don't think I look like Connie. Like, you, Margo. You actually look so much like Jeremiah. Ben looks like. He's like, obviously in a costume. Like, you look silly.

[C]

Margo, do I look warm? Do I look as warm as I can?

[A]

A lot of blush. Yeah, warm. Why are you flipping your hair like that?

[C]

Because I can't look at both of you and it's a really hard seat. Okay.

[A]

Oh, my God. I know who you look like. I know who you look like. She has black hair now. You actually look like Lena Dunham. And like, your. Your attitude is giving Hannah for girls.

[C]

Totally.

[A]

You're. And you're like, I can't talk about the view.

[C]

I hate you. What else did she say in that? Like, bad, good, Show.

[A]

Ben was obsessed with girls.

[B]

It was never a girls person.

[A]

It's kind of like some of you guys.

[C]

This is very Lena Dunn.

[A]

Like, I think she actually wore that in.

[C]

She did. Yeah, she did.

[A]

And now her hair is black. You really. That's who you look like. Okay, so word of the year according to Dictionary.com. and by the way, nobody listens to Dictionary.com. they're low brow. Like, Merriam Webster is like the fancy one. Like, okay, good luck.

[C]

Can barely, like, put her hair like.

[A]

What about this? No.

[B]

Sometimes has a pony.

[A]

Okay, now you look like Joaquim. No. And by the way, I have a basketball story. I chose it for you, Ben.

[C]

Oh, great.

[A]

Megan Thee, stallion and NBA star Clay Thompson have hit a major relationship move.

[C]

Oh, I didn't know that they were seeing each other.

[A]

I know. Isn't that a good couple? Is so Megan Thee, stallion.

[C]

And she was the one who was in Love island.

[A]

And her NBA star boyfriend, Clay Thompson was not her enormous.

[C]

You mean Meg the Stallion? Love Island.

[A]

She did like a small role. Like, she like hosted one challenge and.

[B]

That'S how you know her. Like, you don't know her from like. Like, I'm a savage.

[C]

No, I do, but, like, I didn't appreciate her until I saw her on Love Island.

[B]

She's funny.

[C]

And realized that she was really funny.

[A]

Love island has a coast.

[C]

And I was like, oh, you know, Ariana Maddox really sucks at her job. Yeah, like, you should really be.

[A]

I agree. I wouldn't be surprised.

[C]

Did you agree that she sucks at her job?

[B]

Guys, I don't know how, like, I've said this before. How does anyone have the time to watch a show every single night?

[A]

So I was only eight at night.

[B]

If it was once a week.

[A]

I was only able to watch it because I was on maternity leave. Totally 24 hours.

[B]

That's fair.

[A]

I haven't actually ever watched a while. Also living a full life. And I don't know how people do. I don't know. It's amazing.

[B]

It takes over their life. They're like, I have to go home to watch Levan.

[A]

That sucks. But no, it's so fun to watch. Like, I get it.

[C]

It's a great show.

[A]

We had the time of our lives.

[B]

I've watched like the first episode and they play really good music. Yes, they play amazing.

[A]

Not me. Discovering the song. Oh, it's so good. By Jackie's friend, Mimi Web.

[B]

What song? Ghost Ghost of you.

[A]

Yeah, sing it.

[B]

Or House on Fire Ghost.

[C]

I like that we're bopping. But we don't know the song.

[A]

Ghost.

[B]

Hold on. I love.

[A]

Don't play it.

[B]

I know, I know, I know. I'm just looking at it.

[C]

What's that new artist that I like?

[B]

Olivia Dean.

[C]

Do you know Knox?

[B]

Like kn.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No.

[C]

Cool.

[B]

Ghost. Oh, ghost of you. Yeah.

[A]

Wait, so you sing it.

[B]

Hold on. I'm just gonna play like really low.

[A]

Come on. They were playing when they were getting do. We said you wanted drinks and games.

[B]

You don't won.

[A]

No. Wonder if you feel the same when the lights go out.

[C]

Oh yeah. I remember that song very good.

[A]

Yeah, you're right.

[C]

One Direction 5 Saucy.

[A]

Yes. They play the best music on Love Island.

[C]

You.

[A]

That's really why you would like it, Satchel.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But back to the story. They bought a house together. Clay Thompson and Megan Thee Stallion. And now I want to know, Ben, who do you think has more money?

[C]

Does he have a lot of Thompson? Yeah, he's had like a. He's had like a couple hundred million dollar contract.

[B]

Oh, bag.

[C]

No NBA players these days.

[A]

The contracts are so what sport gets the biggest contracts? I feel like baseball.

[C]

No, no. The NBA?

[B]

NFL?

[C]

No, I feel like not, not even close. Mark.

[A]

You guys, you guys, you guys. Definitely not hockey.

[C]

You literally have bad players now on like 40 million dollar a year contracts.

[B]

In the NBA.

[C]

In the NBA. Actually, number one is soccer. Like, like Messi.

[A]

Okay, we don't have soccer.

[C]

We do. Messi plays for Inter Miami.

[B]

Yeah, we have.

[A]

They play again.

[B]

We have major soccer teams union in Philly.

[C]

Okay. I don't.

[A]

Know that through work. Kevin Sullivan.

[C]

There's also like lafc, you know, like, like they're all like investors in that. That guy.

[A]

And they make a lot of money.

[C]

Yes, tons of.

[B]

But I don't know number. I don't think it's number one.

[C]

I think soccer is number one. I think NBA is number two.

[A]

You guys, you're sleeping on baseball. Baseball.

[C]

But the thing is, baseball's contracts are so long. So you see something like.

[A]

No, not only that. I think like if you did it per game, football's winning. They play like three games a year and they make $100 million for sure. Baseball players, they never go home.

[C]

Sure, for sure.

[A]

So they're getting paid the most, but they're working the hardest. I don't think I would want that. I would want less money. I always say, like if I was married to a pro athlete, I would want them to be in football because yeah, they'd come home with like a concussion, but at least they're coming Home.

[C]

They're liter. Brain dead.

[A]

Yeah, they're literally brain dead. Oh, oh, oh. K Weekly.

[B]

Sal.

[A]

Oh, oh. Killen and Boppy. Oh, for Ral. I know Ral. I watched the Beckham documentary. He's approximately $600,000. Oh, 31 million per week. Oh, so it's $30 million a year. 600. 600 grand per week. This is significant decrease. Oh, damn. From Paris Saint Germain.

[C]

No, they're not. Lots of money.

[A]

Yeah, I'm totally. I know nothing about football, but I'm.

[C]

Sure that Klay Thompson.

[B]

So Chicago football, I think. Yeah.

[A]

Did you watch Beckham? Yeah, I did the second one.

[B]

Victoria.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, not yet. Was good.

[A]

It was okay.

[B]

Soccer.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I think a cheek.

[C]

I. Oh, that's who you look like. She's the man. Amanda Bynes.

[B]

You said that on Facebook.

[A]

I said it on FaceTime. Because that shirt.

[B]

Welcome to Illyria. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.

[A]

Welcome to Illyria.

[C]

Oh, welcome.

[A]

So they bought a house together. Ben, what team does he play for?

[C]

He plays for the Dallas Mavericks now.

[A]

Oh, I wonder where they bought a house.

[B]

Probably bought a house in Dallas if I had to assume.

[C]

Oh, also, he's now making so much money because there's no income tax in where? Texas.

[A]

There never has been. It's not.

[B]

It's not.

[C]

No. I'm saying in comparison to Golden State, you know how much money was losing in San Francisco with those crooks?

[A]

It doesn't say where the house is.

[B]

Is.

[A]

It's cute. It's not cute.

[C]

It's. That's a good thing.

[A]

Really nice.

[B]

So they're showing you the house, but they are not showing you where they wear.

[A]

No, they did hard hands in front with their keys. Like, so cute. I just want to say I ship these two so hard. I never, like, see them or think about them. And then they come across my desk and I'm like, oh, they're perfect for each other.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm glad they're still together a little. I have two dancing with the star stories. The one is that.

[B]

Yes. Well, via online.

[A]

She watches the clips, but.

[B]

But, like, you really see everything.

[A]

So did you see Val's brother Max going on the podcast about yawn y. Then did you see his apology today?

[B]

I didn't see he apologized.

[A]

So Max okay with the ads? I can't.

[B]

And Yan was like, Max Kovitzki has.

[A]

Apologized to Yan Rovick after his turned podcast and has invited Yan to meet and quote, bury the hatchet. So I just want to say, like, Max is giving like, actual stalker.

[B]

No. And it's also like, did you see Val, what he said?

[A]

Yeah, he was like, listen, my brother has a lot of opinions. Like, I don't agree with them. He's very passionate. But, like, no, I don't agree. Yeah, I'm very diplomatic because I used to work with Yacht.

[B]

Totally. And he doesn't want to cause drums for Alex.

[A]

So then Max made like, an Instagram play tagging at Yan. It was basically like, first and foremost, I want to apologize to Yan for the way my words had made you feel for hurting your feelings, even though Jan said it didn't hurt his feelings. John was asked about it, like, after the episodes, they all stand around the ballroom and, like, do interviews. And he was like, yeah, I saw it. Like, it didn't hurt my feelings. Like, he was just like, I don't care. He said he's trying to be relevant. Honestly, was a slave from Yawn.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Everything I see of Yawn post Dancing with the Stars. I didn't like him when he was on, but now I'm kind of obsessed with him. So this is what Max said. There's a lot more I want to say. I would like an opportunity to do it over coffee or any time you have to spare. I would love to meet. I would love to talk about this and bury the housefully.

[B]

No one cares what you have to say.

[A]

Respectfully, actually, leave y' all alone.

[C]

Who's Max? I'm saying, like, he was. He was on the show. He's a former dancer.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

His brother's.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

And he's married to another as well.

[C]

It sounds to me like Max is just trying to stay relevant.

[A]

Stay relevant a thousand percent. And, like, not only did yon, like, not respond to him, now he's writing again. I'd love to meet. I have to meet you now. I'm so your problem.

[B]

Like, I don't want to talk to you.

[A]

I'm team Yawn.

[C]

Tim Yawn.

[A]

And then the second Dancing with the Star story was that. Do you want to flip your hair and say it again? 2.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Ben was having issues. Ben was having issues. Prior to recording that the horse hair.

[C]

Was getting in his eyes contacts.

[A]

Are you okay?

[C]

I'm fine.

[A]

Fine.

[C]

I'm fine.

[B]

You're wearing contacts.

[A]

I didn't realize you're not wearing glasses. Well, Belly doesn't wear glasses. Of course.

[B]

No, I know, but, like, that's crazy.

[A]

Well, everyone's talking about this photo of making the rounds. People might not have noticed, but in the background of the filming, On Monday, Ashley Tisdale was there with Kenny Ortega.

[B]

I saw that.

[A]

A little High School Musical reunion. And they were both there as guests of Dylan Efron. Now, I know everyone's sick of being talking about this. That's weird because they say I'm just, like, looking into the hell no Zac Efron. But Kenny Ortega and Ashley Tisdale. Oh, they even. Wait, I got an email today. YouTube TV and Disney haven't reached an agreement. We can't watch ABC on YouTube TV anymore. How am I supposed to watch Dancing with the Stars? Espn.

[C]

We need cable back. We can't watch Nick's games.

[A]

Yeah, we can't watch next games. What do you mean? Unless they're on my channel.

[C]

Like, there's no MSG on YouTube TV.

[B]

You can only watch a Nick game on MSG if it's, like, a party game.

[A]

If it's like, a great game.

[C]

Broadcast every single Nick. Him.

[B]

They don't.

[A]

No, because, mar, that's something I learned about sports, too. Like, your fave team, like, might not be on TV most.

[B]

Like, if I was like, okay, but.

[A]

What if I'm like, Utah Jazz fan.

[B]

Bar to watch a game, would they have it?

[C]

They. Well, they would have cable.

[A]

But, mar, if you were like, make.

[C]

Sure to have it because they're a bar.

[A]

If you were a big Utah Jazz fan, like, in this very moment, you would never be able to see their games. That's so crazy.

[B]

I know. What about, like, Red Zone stuff, then?

[A]

You could see it in, like, a tiny box. When I became a big San Francisco 49ers fan, when I found out everyone was listening to our podcast in the locker room. Yeah, I couldn't watch it. I was, like, literally downloading a vpn.

[B]

That is so wild.

[A]

No, I know. What was the story?

[C]

No clue.

[A]

Oh, YouTube TV. We're not gonna be able to watch. What do we do?

[B]

There's not. There has to be another. Like, can you stream on Peacock?

[A]

You can watch on Hulu. Or what about Disney plus next day?

[B]

Not Disney plus.

[A]

Yeah, next day.

[B]

Really? But Disney and ABC next day. That's crazy. So what is everyone else gonna do?

[A]

There's no ABC. There's no Disney. There's no ESPN on YouTube TV anymore.

[C]

How do these people get to a boiling point and just drop?

[B]

I streamed on Hulu the night of.

[A]

Oh, you did? Yes. Oh, okay.

[B]

When I. Yeah. You positive? Absolutely.

[A]

Okay. Well, Ashley Tizziel and Kenny Ortega have reunited at Dancing with the Stars after the High School Musical actress and the film director reunited on Dancing with the Stars Ballroom to walk Zac Efron's younger brother Dylan Efron bopped to the top for the show's Halloween night. Ashley embraced her Disney channel roots, sharing a fabulous selfie with Kenny in the audience. She said I love at Kenny Ortega. So much. So much fun. Cheering on Dylan Efron together. I'm sorry, it's weird.

[C]

It is very weird.

[A]

And I've been trying to convince everyone that there's something she married Ashley's now. Yeah. She has two kids.

[C]

Got it. Okay. So she couldn't be dating him.

[B]

No, no. And he has a girlfriend. Long time. Like high school girlfriend. Does feel an Efron.

[A]

Oh really?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you think that he is like secretly with his partner? I do. Oh. But she's married.

[B]

Married another partner.

[A]

By the way. It happens a lot.

[C]

This feels like a show of cheaters.

[A]

You know Robert Herjavec.

[B]

It is like everyone like you know.

[C]

Robert Herjavec from Shark Tank.

[A]

Yeah. He was on Dancing with the Stars and then left his wife and married his partner. They have twins.

[C]

Yeah. I mean you're Dan. You're like so close.

[A]

That's why you're never allowed to go on.

[C]

Understood.

[B]

The Bella twins.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

She like married him and then they.

[A]

Got divorced because he was very turned behavior. We saw them in la. Did you At Erewhon.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. No, but so it happens all the time. They're.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[C]

You think Andy's gonna run away with his woman?

[A]

I hope so. Sasha Farber.

[B]

And remember Gen Tran, Bachelorette last. Yeah.

[A]

They still dating?

[B]

No, they broke up. No.

[A]

There's a lot of. I actually just saved a tick tock because it was somebody going through like.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The pros who have literally gotten married and divorced and then dating it. So Emma's partner and.

[C]

Yes, yes, yes.

[A]

Emma.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Was married. Married to Sasha far. Now they're divorced. She's dating Alan. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, on the show.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Is she dating Alan?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Who's Elaine Hendricks is.

[B]

Pisses me off. Who? Alan.

[A]

Well, he watches the show. I just heard out. I found out. So.

[B]

I love you, Alan.

[A]

And he's Jewish. You know, like almost all the guys are Jewish. Max and Val are Jewish.

[B]

Well, they're probably Russian Jews.

[A]

The Eastern Europeans on the show. And ballroom dance is big in Eastern Europe, so it kind of makes sense.

[C]

Fun fact. I have played basketball with Val.

[A]

Yes. Ben has been joined the basketball league.

[C]

Probably like three, three years ago. There's like a la pickup game and Val was there.

[A]

Somebody invited Ben.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Like, this is Val.

[B]

I'm Like, I'm sure you had no idea at the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

But he's. He's fast, he's aggressive, only. Only afterwards.

[A]

Got it. Yeah, he's in amazing shape.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's like a hustler. Rebounds, defense, like, one of those.

[A]

Ben.

[C]

I'm not gonna do any of those things. He's the opposite of me.

[A]

I go to Ben's like, no, not him.

[B]

Go.

[A]

You don't really play so much anymore, but Ben used to be in, like, a couple of leagues, and you're an amazing shooter. Like, Ben will stand from halfway down the. And. But when I tell you he does not move, he does not run, he doesn't do defense. He just waits by the basket for somebody to give him the ball, and his teammates don't give it to him because it's, like, annoying.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, you sound so fun to play with. Wait, by the way, also on Dancing with the Stars, I just want. Want to call one thing out. You know what I've really been enjoying is, like, how they've kind of been showing, which I feel like they used to do back when not everything had to be, like, so politically correct when, like, you know, the pros would, like, make their, like, partner cry.

[A]

Because I saw that video of Max, too, with Hope Solo.

[B]

Oh, but not even that. But I. There was a video of, like, Alex crying, and because she was, like. Because she said to Bell, she's like, I want you to be hard on me. Like, I want you to, like, you know, yell at me, tell me what I have to do, whatever. At the end of it, she's, like, crying, and she's like, this is exactly, like, what I asked for.

[A]

Well, I saw a video of Max's time on the show when he was training Hope Solo, and he shoved her and made her cry, and, like, was actually not funny. Yeah, it was, like, bad. Oh, Max is giving big loser energy. I just want to say.

[B]

No, I. Yeah, I. I don't really.

[A]

I can't take you seriously.

[B]

Panic like that.

[A]

Like, it's kind of, like, a perfect shade for Ben. Look at Ben's lips.

[B]

I actually kind of disagree. It's, like, a little peachy, but, like.

[A]

Yeah, for you. But it matches Ben's skin tone really well.

[B]

I can't.

[A]

Jeremiah, I just want to say I'm loving your glossy bomb wearing lip gloss.

[B]

No, I did, like. I just, like, wasn't thinking this morning. And so I always put on my, like, lip stain before I start doing my makeup. And then once after I put it On. I was like, wait. And you can take off a lip stain.

[A]

So it happens a lot with toasted wing. Like, I'm not going to be on here with no makeup. So. Yes. Like, Conrad's wearing Natasha Denona Foundation. Okay, Rich.

[B]

I feel like I'm doing that money.

[A]

Margot. It's an amazing, amazing foundation.

[B]

I need it.

[A]

I highly recommend. I need it, but I'm not gonna be here. Makeup list.

[B]

No.

[A]

Every time I play a male character, he's wearing, like, abyssal foundation. I have.

[B]

You have, like, a full face. Like, but Jeremiah would. Because, like, you know, he's. He's like that.

[A]

Does anyone have a theory on Dylan and Zach and I will let this go at some point, but I just want to say, like, I was right.

[B]

I just think the whole thing, like, when something could so easily be solved by, like, an Instagram story and it doesn't get done, then there has to be an issue.

[A]

It begs the question.

[B]

Yeah, I like that.

[A]

Margot.

[C]

H. I don't know.

[A]

Belly.

[C]

I don't know. Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

[A]

Get the. Away from my girl. Chair. Chair. Chair. Get out of here.

[B]

Chair.

[C]

Oh, ladies, there's more than enough to go around. Oh, men. Oh, boys. Oh, boys.

[A]

Jer, what are you doing right now? Mar, can you talk into the mic, please?

[B]

This is my engagement ring.

[A]

That's actually garbage from Starbucks, so.

[C]

Oh, thank you. What? Doesn't fit? Like, she. She got, like, a shitty ring.

[A]

A ring like that?

[C]

Like this? No, like, imagine if this was for a woman.

[B]

No, but smaller.

[C]

It means smaller. You know, There was no ring. There was no diamond.

[A]

No, no, it was likely a dot. It was probably the size of a sesame seed.

[B]

Yeah, but he's rich, right?

[A]

Right.

[B]

That's why everyone.

[A]

But he, like, refused to take money from his dad because his dad is toxic and, like, won't give him a job. So he, like, scratched together his lifeguarding money and bought her, like, a plastic rings. Did you see Amazon prime on Twitter making fun of that girl's wedding?

[B]

Yeah, that was. Yeah, it was Amazon Prime. Like India, uk.

[A]

Yeah, same thing. Ready for everything. Final story. Oh, Jesse Eisenberg. Do you know that is Ben this. After, of course, social network announced, like, randomly that he's, like, low key donating his kidney to a total stranger.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

I didn't know where you were going with that.

[A]

What did you think?

[B]

All of his money, though? No, that's.

[A]

You okay. Jesse Eisenberg is donating a kidney to a stranger, and he's calling in a no brainer. He shared the news while he was recalling his participation in the Today show sponsored blood drive. He was just like, literally. He didn't come on the Today show to say this. They were like, talking about how a couple years ago he was on the Today show, they did, like, a blood drive, and he'd like, donated blood. And he's like, I just have so much blood in me, I feel like I should spill it all. I really like doing it. I don't know why I'm actually donating my kidney in six weeks. I really am.

[C]

Holy crap.

[A]

I thought he was joking. They were laughing. They were like, wait, really?

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

Yeah. He was like, I got bitten by the blood donation bug. I love it. And then the host was like, well, that's a big jump, like, to donate your kidney. He's like, I'm doing an altruistic donation in mid December. Which is like, when you don't know the person, right. You just, like, save a lot in the registry. You find out you're a match and you give it.

[C]

I just refuse to believe that if you donate your kidney, you're. You're fine afterwards.

[A]

Well, you, like, are. Unless the other kidney craps out. Having two kidneys is just sort of having like a backup hard drive.

[B]

Right.

[C]

I'm pretty sure that we're born with two kidneys for a reason. It's a very lovely to back up thing. I'm just saying, like.

[A]

Like, if you do crazy, what happens when his.

[C]

His second kidney goes away?

[A]

He needed a kidney. Like, I wouldn't even think about it. For total stranger.

[C]

That's really nice.

[A]

So nice. I could never.

[B]

That's crazy. Yeah.

[A]

Wow. For him, like, where do you draw the line? Like, okay, obviously my immediate family. Anyone needs a kidney, like, I'll do it. But like, second cousin, like, no, but.

[B]

Like, immediate family, like, best friends. Like, I think you would for your best friends.

[A]

I would.

[C]

Best friend over a second cousin.

[B]

Yeah, me too.

[A]

Oh, you would? Okay.

[C]

Yeah, for sure.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[A]

Who. What's a second cousin?

[B]

Do we have any?

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

Like, I feel like I have a million of them.

[A]

You might, Ben. You do?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So I'd probably do it for a second cousin. Hmm. Where do I draw the line?

[A]

Like, if I.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Like Belly, would you give Conrad or Jeremiah a kidney?

[C]

Of course you would give that.

[A]

No. Which one?

[B]

The anything.

[C]

Oh, if I could only pick one.

[B]

We both needed a kidney, and you.

[A]

Only have one to give. And I know you don't know this, but I just want to remind you, like, you and I are engaged, like, now, and we're otp. Like, we're getting married. We're in love. There.

[B]

You guys haven't gotten engaged yet. Relax.

[A]

Oh, right. Oh, right. No. But we get married. No.

[C]

I've decided.

[A]

Why don't you ruin it?

[C]

I've decided to give my kidney to.

[A]

Kill you both.

[C]

To Jeremiah.

[A]

Jeremiah, you are not the father.

[B]

Oh, my God. So you're gonna kill Connie?

[A]

That.

[C]

That's Connie. I was like, who is that?

[B]

Wait, what?

[C]

Conrad. Connie is a woman's name.

[A]

It is Conrad.

[C]

No, Connie is like a Karen in Walmart.

[A]

Like, her name is £100. Look, Connie B.

[B]

That is a hundred.

[A]

We have to have Ben do that. Tick tock.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay. That is 100 your. Look, Connie baby.

[B]

Oh, God. Maybe belly. Actually, Connie, you can have her time.

[A]

Cast a spell on you.

[C]

Is that in the show?

[A]

It's like a pivotal moment.

[C]

Is that Sarah McLachlan?

[A]

Mac.

[C]

Got it.

[B]

God.

[C]

Pretty similar.

[A]

Do you have, like, a mental breakdown? Because I'm not being, like, a good boyfriend at my own mother's funeral. I think they were working. And then, like, you storm out of the funeral, and then that song starts.

[B]

Playing, and, you know, you actually yell at me, and you yell at Connie at, like, what they call a Shiva. What? What's.

[A]

Whatever that.

[B]

Like, a memorial is at the house. You yell at Connie in front of everyone at his mom's weight.

[C]

That's pretty up.

[B]

It was so awkward. Oh, and then you fall.

[A]

Then you fall.

[B]

She fell.

[A]

Oh, she fell.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Time cast a spell on you that.

[C]

You won't forget Me, me.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Here we go. Ready? Was it just a bu. I followed you down to the sound of my voice Give me just a chance I can't stop looking at your belly button. You have the biggest belly button I've ever seen in my life. It is a vast, dark.

[C]

It is. I mean, if you guys want to zoom in.

[B]

I miss Lacy.

[C]

It goes really deep.

[A]

Oh, she Mrs. Lacy.

[B]

Ms. Lacey.

[A]

Did you hear that belly?

[C]

Who. Who the is Lacy? Is she friends with Taylor? No. Oh, Lacey's the mom.

[A]

No, plural.

[B]

I cheated on you with Lacy.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That the hooker in that place?

[A]

Cuba? No, Gabo. Cuba. Yeah, right. I'm sweating, so I'm rapping.

[B]

Oh, go for it.

[A]

It's been an absolute pleasure hanging out with you guys. I hope you enjoyed another party toast to. In the books. I was really worried about not doing toast with Jackie, but, like, honestly, we crushed. We crushed.

[C]

Missed her though.

[A]

Of course. Laurel and thank you guys so much for listening to the toes Monday morning show where we deal with the Fast Five stories you need to every Monday Friday on YouTube. So you're watching us on YouTube.

[B]

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[A]

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