Podcast Summary: The Toast – "Tits Out For The Boys: Monday, November 4th, 2024"

Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry

1. Introduction and Personal Updates

[00:01 – 05:10]

Jackie and Claudia Oshry kick off the episode by acknowledging the significance of the week, primarily due to Election Day. Jackie shares her excitement about various personal milestones, including her upcoming birthday. Claudia humorously reveals that she has already prepared a surprise birthday present for Jackie, emphasizing her enthusiasm and the playful dynamic between the sisters.

• Claudia Oshry: “Through no help of my sister, I have slayed the house down fucking boots on a birthday present for you.” [00:33]
• Jackie Oshry: “Wow. I can’t wait. I was not expecting to hear that.” [01:04]

2. Election Day and Cooking Plans

[02:34 – 05:10]

The conversation shifts to Election Day, with Jackie planning to prepare her traditional Election Day chili using a new crock pot. She highlights her method of preparing ingredients in the morning to ensure the chili simmers perfectly by evening, making it an ideal meal for election results night.

• Jackie Oshry: “I’m going to use my new crock pot, that 30 Lou got me, so that it will simmer all day...” [02:36]
• Claudia Oshry: “I love that. It’s the perfect thing for the evening of the election when you’re just, like, watching TV all night.” [03:20]

3. Personal Accomplishments

[03:54 – 05:10]

Jackie shares her recent home improvement achievements, including wallpapering her bathroom and repairing a dent on her car—tasks she had been postponing for over a year. Claudia commends Jackie’s dedication and efficiency in tackling these projects.

• Jackie Oshry: “I wallpapered my bathroom. Big reveal coming on my Instagram today... I got the den fixed on my car.” [03:54]
• Claudia Oshry: “Oh my God. You got the dent fixed on your car. You really are a woman of your word.” [04:10]

4. Diving into the Harry Potter Universe

[07:00 – 13:13]

Claudia discusses her newfound journey into the Harry Potter series, having decided to watch the movies for the first time at the behest of her partner, Ben. She reflects on her initial reactions, noting that while the first movie evoked nostalgia, the subsequent films were less enjoyable until "Goblet of Fire" reignited her interest. They delve into the cultural impact of J.K. Rowling and the financial success stemming from the books and movies.

• Claudia Oshry: “I've been thinking about it. I don’t know, like the things that I actually want, they're not like to be a birthday present... I want a garden.” [06:00]
• Jackie Oshry: “I think that’s a great journey for you.” [13:13]
• Claudia Oshry: “J.K. Rowling... her last updated net worth was $800 million.” [09:29]

5. Balenciaga and Celebrity Influence on Fashion

[17:24 – 21:19]

The sisters critique the resurgence attempts of the luxury brand Balenciaga, highlighting how despite celebrity endorsements, public interest remains lukewarm. They discuss the inaccessibility and misalignment between Balenciaga’s offerings and consumer expectations, questioning the effectiveness of celebrity-driven marketing strategies.

• Claudia Oshry: “It's really interesting how celebrities really do have so much influence and... people are not down to clown with this.” [19:08]
• Jackie Oshry: “I just think that the big names haven’t been confirmed yet... they’ll be people that we know.” [17:24]

6. Jason Kelce Incident and Public Reaction

[31:12 – 38:07]

A significant portion of the episode centers on NFL player Jason Kelce’s altercation at a Penn State football game, where he forcefully reacts to being taunted with a slur linked to his brother Taylor Swift's relationship. Jackie and Claudia analyze the incident, debating Kelce's response and the broader implications for public figures dealing with harassment.

• Claudia Oshry: “I loved the response... like, this kid was such a weasel... I love that Jason Kelce destroyed his personal property.” [32:08]
• Jackie Oshry: “He’ll make it right.” [34:56]
• Claudia Oshry: “I’m assuming he’s going to address it on his podcast... But I personally don’t think that’s necessary.” [34:56]

7. LACMA Art and Film Gala Highlights

[38:27 – 43:02]

The discussion moves to the LA County Museum of Art (LACMA) Gala, where numerous celebrities attended, including Kim Kardashian. Claudia critiques Kardashian's fashion choices, particularly her purchase of a cross necklace from Princess Diana’s estate, expressing disappointment over the lack of originality and perceived insensitivity.

• Claudia Oshry: “I didn’t give a fudge... maybe I’m in a little bit of a hater era, but it’s like, do something different.” [39:23]
• Jackie Oshry: “Blake Lively was there. She looking great.” [41:59]
• Claudia Oshry: “It’s like no one is singing at the event. It just feels off.” [43:02]

8. Celebrity Divorce Announcement: Teddy Mellencamp

[45:00 – 51:17]

Jackie and Claudia react to Teddy Mellencamp's unexpected announcement of filing for divorce after 13 years of marriage. They express surprise given 지난 머티와 Edwin Mellencamp's previously strong public image and discuss the potential impact on her standing within the Bravo community.

• Claudia Oshry: “I was genuinely surprised... they had a really strong marriage.” [45:29]
• Jackie Oshry: “They were at a charity gala... from that to filed for divorce. It’s giving like something happened.” [45:22]
• Claudia Oshry: “Divorce is really good for a podcast. So I’m happy... very small silver lining for her.” [47:18]

9. Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Lineup

[56:19 – 63:37]

The hosts share their excitement and personal connections to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, discussing the upcoming lineup and favorite moments from past parades. Claudia mentions purchasing tickets to see "Wicked," expressing her anticipation despite concerns about potential disruptions caused by enthusiastic audiences.

• Claudia Oshry: “I have such a crazy love for this parade... It’s a real-world event that I can connect with.” [56:19]
• Jackie Oshry: “I am having a renaissance with the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. And so this lineup means a lot to me.” [56:19]
• Claudia Oshry: “I bought tickets to see Wicked on Thanksgiving Day weekend... I’m going to be a little bit of a singing police.” [57:31]

10. Martha Stewart and Ryan Reynolds Exchange

[63:50 – 68:10]

In the final discussion segment, Jackie and Claudia delve into an exchange between Martha Stewart and Ryan Reynolds. Martha publicly criticized Reynolds for not being funny in real life, prompting humorous and sarcastic responses from Reynolds and fellow actor Hugh Jackman. The hosts reflect on the dynamics of celebrity friendships and public persona management.

• Martha Stewart (as cited by Jackie): “You want to know something? He’s not so funny in real life.” [63:50]
• Claudia Oshry: “Ryan Reynolds said, ‘I disagree with her, but I tried that once... I couldn’t tell you what this means.’” [64:35]
• Hugh Jackman: “Finally someone says it about Ryan not being funny.” [65:09]
• Claudia Oshry: “He’s either proving Martha’s point or trying to be funny himself. I don’t know, I don’t get it.” [65:10]
• Jackie Oshry: “Let’s redefine what it means to rise above... it's been handled.” [36:56]

11. Conclusion

[68:11 – End]

As the episode wraps up, Jackie reminds listeners to vote and shares a final tip about preparing Election Day chili. Claudia encourages subscribers to stay engaged with the content and expresses gratitude towards their audience.

• Claudia Oshry: “Tomorrow. Don’t forget to do that. Swirlies. We’ll see you tomorrow.” [68:31]
• Jackie Oshry: “And if you’re making an election day chili in the crock pot, don’t forget to start it early because you’re going to need a lot of hours to simmer.” [68:37]

Key Themes and Insights

• Personal Growth and Accomplishments: Both hosts share their recent personal achievements, highlighting the importance of following through on commitments and improving their living spaces.

• Cultural Critique: Jackie and Claudia provide critical perspectives on celebrity actions and fashion choices, notably regarding brands like Balenciaga and figures like Kim Kardashian.

• Community and Public Figures: The discussion around Jason Kelce underscores the challenges public figures face when dealing with harassment and the public's expectations of their responses.

• Entertainment and Nostalgia: Claudia’s exploration of the Harry Potter series reveals a deep dive into nostalgia and its impact on personal interests and cultural phenomena.

• Celebrity Interactions and Public Persona: The exchange between Martha Stewart and Ryan Reynolds illustrates the complexities of celebrity relationships and the fine line between public persona and personal opinions.

Notable Quotes

• Claudia Oshry: “It is a huge Monday. Like arguably one of the biggest of the year.” [00:14]

• Jackie Oshry: “I want to cast iron skillet. That’s just like not a birthday present.” [01:11]

• Claudia Oshry: “I kept waiting for you to send me like your wish lists and things. Nothing.” [01:08]

• Claudia Oshry: “I have such a crazy love for this parade. Like they could never make me hate it.” [56:19]

• Claudia Oshry: “I really love the response. Like, this kid was such a weasel.” [32:08]

• Claudia Oshry: “He's like, I'm out.” [21:53]

This episode of The Toast delivers a blend of personal anecdotes, cultural critiques, and lively discussions on current events and celebrity news. Jackie and Claudia Oshry adeptly balance humor with insightful commentary, providing listeners with both entertainment and thoughtful perspectives on the issues at hand.