Podcast Summary: The Toast – "Toast Herstory: Guaraunty"

Release Date: July 24, 2025
Original Airdate: December 4th, 2020
Host: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Description: Take a bite out of The Toast, weekdays with Jackie & Claudia Oshry.

1. Personal Updates

a. Moving with Roadway Movers ([00:24]–[03:17])

Jackie Oshry shares exciting news about her recent move, describing the experience as both "exciting" and "treacherous." She praises Roadway Movers for making the process smoother, stating, "They really make it as pleasant as human" ([00:56]). Claudia Oshry echoes this sentiment, mentioning her positive experiences with Roadway Movers over the years. Jackie further engages listeners by offering a discount code, "Jackie10," for 5% off long-distance moves or 10% off local moves, encouraging fans to "start moving and grooving" ([00:57]).

b. New Phone Setup ([03:17]–[08:05])

Jackie discusses her transition to a new phone, highlighting the refreshing feeling that comes with new technology. She compares it to the nostalgic experience of setting up a new BlackBerry, though she notes personal differences. Jackie remarks, "I feel like... I'm someone else" ([03:34]), emphasizing the transformative impact of the update. Claudia shares her own experience of revisiting old photos, expressing surprise at the extensive media storage habits, such as her friend Jason having "55,000 photos" on his phone ([04:55]).

c. Instagram Handle Change ([05:39]–[08:54])

In a significant personal update, Jackie reveals that she has changed her Instagram handle from "Jackie O. Problems" to "Jackie Ashrae." She explains the origin of her former handle as a playful take on "white girl problems" from 2011 but expresses a desire to rebrand to better reflect her current persona. Jackie shares her journey to acquire the coveted handle "Jackie O," detailing her unsuccessful attempt to purchase it and the eventual, unanticipated switch to "Jackie Ashrae" by Instagram ([07:04]). Claudia congratulates Jackie, humorously noting the new era with Jackie "wearing all white," symbolizing a fresh start ([08:54]).

2. Fast 5 Stories

a. Cardi B's Shyness in Collaborations ([16:59]–[21:00])

The Oshrys delve into a surprising revelation from Cardi B, who admitted in a Billboard interview that her shyness hinders her from reaching out to male rappers for collaborations. Claudia relates deeply, confessing her own shyness around boys and the fear of coming off as "desperate" ([17:07]). Jackie empathizes, adding, "Cardi B may be known for her brazen lyrics, but... she's actually so shy" ([17:18]). They discuss the dynamics of artist collaborations, with Claudia highlighting the reliance on teams to facilitate such partnerships in Hollywood ([17:44]). The conversation concludes with optimism for Cardi B's future collaborations despite her initial hesitations ([20:01]).

b. Radio Disney Shutting Down ([21:00]–[24:14])

The hosts mourn the closure of Radio Disney and Radio Disney Country, effective early 2021, leading to the layoff of 36 employees ([21:10]). Claudia reminisces about the impact of Disney Channel on her upbringing, labeling it the "golden age of Disney" with classics like "Hannah Montana" and "Even Stevens" ([21:36]). Jackie agrees, lamenting the end of an era and discussing how the shift in music consumption has rendered Radio Disney less relevant ([23:08]). They reflect on personal memories associated with Radio Disney, underscoring its significance in their youth ([24:09]).

c. Mariah Carey Launches Cookie Brand ([28:18]–[32:47])

Jackie introduces the news of Mariah Carey launching her own cookie brand, "Mariah's Cookies," set to release on December 4th. The brand offers a variety of holiday-themed cookies available for delivery through platforms like Grubhub and UberEats ([28:18]). Claudia expresses skepticism about the venture, questioning the innovation behind new cookie flavors like "pumpkin" and "white chocolate cranberry" ([30:43]). The hosts engage in a lighthearted debate about dessert standards, with Claudia advocating for traditional flavors and Jackie defending the novelty offerings ([32:47]). Despite differing opinions, they appreciate the creativity behind celebrity-led food ventures.

d. Queen Elizabeth's Dog, Vulcan, Dies ([34:41]–[36:42])

In a poignant segment, the Oshrys report the passing of Queen Elizabeth's dorgy, Vulcan, marking the end of her long-standing relationship with her beloved pets ([34:41]). They discuss the importance of dogs in the British monarchy, referencing "The Crown" series and highlighting Queen Elizabeth's enduring love for corgis and, more recently, dorgies ([35:49]). Claudia humorously struggles with the pronunciation and spelling of "dachshund," adding a layer of lightness to the somber news ([37:00]).

e. Petgo Files to Go Public & Chewy Discussion ([39:46]–[42:51])

Jackie shares the news that Petgo, a pet-related business, has filed to go public, capitalizing on the surge in pet adoptions during the pandemic ([39:46]). The conversation shifts to comparing Petgo with Chewy, an online pet retailer that has seen significant growth, hitting a market value of $30.3 billion ([42:15]). Claudia praises Chewy's convenience and efficiency, contrasting it with traditional pet stores like Petco, which they view skeptically regarding animal treatment ([40:05]). They discuss investment opportunities, with Claudia mentioning Robinhood and Jackie's remarks on Chewy's ticker symbol, "CHWI" ([41:48]–[42:51]). The segment emphasizes the booming pet industry and the rise of digital pet services.

3. Kelly's Mindless News

Kelly Ripa's Beach Photo with Mark Consuelos ([43:04]–[45:22])

In the "Kelly's Mindless News" segment, Claudia highlights a recent Instagram story posted by Kelly Ripa featuring a throwback beach photo with her husband, Mark Consuelos. Described humorously as "couple goals," the hosts critique the overhyped coverage of such mundane content, emphasizing the triviality of reporting on a simple, loving selfie ([43:19]). Jackie jokes about the simplicity of the photo, suggesting it doesn't warrant extensive media attention ([44:20]). Claudia agrees, lamenting the state of modern-day journalism focused on trivial updates ([44:43]). The segment serves as a satirical take on the sensationalism in celebrity news.

4. Weekend Plans

Jackie's Organizing and Claudia's Relaxation ([45:22]–[46:25])

As the episode wraps up, Jackie shares her plans to continue organizing her new apartment, expressing enthusiasm about finalizing the setup and enjoying her new space ([45:24]). Claudia contrasts her proactive approach with her friendlier, more relaxed weekend plans, hinting at a dinner outing and expressing excitement about exploring new restaurants ([45:52]). The hosts encourage listeners to embrace their own weekend activities, whether productive or leisurely.

Notable Quotes

• Jackie Oshry ([00:56]): "They really make it as pleasant as human."
• Claudia Oshry ([03:34]): "I feel like I'm someone else."
• Jackie Oshry ([05:39]): "I have changed my Instagram handle from Jackie O. Problems to Jackie Ashrae."
• Cardi B Quote ([17:18]): "The thing is, I'm shy and really shy to reach out to male artists..."
• Jackie Oshry ([23:08]): "It's really an end of an era, for sure."
• Mariah Carey Cookie Launch ([28:18]): "Mariah's Cookies is set to Launch on Friday, December 4th."
• Claudia Oshry ([37:19]): "Dachshund. D-A-C-H-S-H-U-N."
• Chewy Discussion ([42:47]): "Chewy's ticker is CHWI. Less cute than W-I or Y-CH-W-I."

Conclusion

In this episode of "The Toast," Jackie and Claudia Oshry blend personal narratives with engaging news stories, offering listeners a mix of heartfelt updates and entertaining commentary. From significant life changes like moving and rebranding their social media presence to dissecting current events in the music, entertainment, and pet industries, the hosts maintain a relatable and humorous tone throughout. The inclusion of memorable quotes and clear sectional divisions provides a comprehensive overview, making the content accessible and enjoyable for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.