The Toast: Episode Summary – "Toast Herstory: I Want My Dinner Now"

Release Date: August 7, 2025
Original Airdate: June 8, 2022
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Description: Take a bite out of The Toast, weekdays with Jackie & Claudia Oshry.

Introduction

In this episode of The Toast, hosts Jackie and Claudia Oshry navigate through a variety of engaging topics ranging from legal scandals and entertainment news to unique wedding choices and the latest in technology. Their dynamic conversation, filled with humor and insightful commentary, offers listeners a comprehensive overview of current events and personal anecdotes. Additionally, the episode features their popular advice segment, Dear Toasters, where they provide thoughtful responses to listener-submitted queries.

1. Legal News: Todd and Julie Chrisley Found Guilty

Timestamp: 13:31 – 16:31

The episode kicks off with a deep dive into the recent legal developments surrounding reality stars Todd and Julie Chrisley. The couple has been found guilty of bank fraud and tax evasion, alongside their accountant Peter Tatino, who was convicted of aiding and abetting false tax returns.

• Jackie highlights the ambiguity surrounding the Chrisleys' claimed real estate endeavors:

  "It leaves a lot open for interpretation." (14:51)

• Claudia expresses skepticism about their professional roles, citing inconsistencies in their portrayed lifestyles:

  "They were always like, living this extravagant life and it wasn't clear what they did for a living." (15:20)

The hosts discuss the implications of the verdict, noting the lack of surprise given the Chrisleys' previously obscure financial activities. They also touch upon the potential sentencing and the recent allegations of Todd Chrisley's affair, adding layers to the ongoing legal saga.

2. Casting News: Julia Garner to Play Madonna

Timestamp: 16:31 – 21:02

Moving on to entertainment news, the hosts discuss the exciting prospects of Julia Garner being offered the role of Madonna in an upcoming Universal biopic.

• Claudia draws parallels between Julia Garner's casting and past casting choices, mentioning Austin Butler for Elvis:

  "It's pretty good." (19:21)

• Jackie expresses mixed feelings about the casting, particularly concerning Garner's singing abilities:

  "I don't know why I've never read one of her books." (06:04)

Despite some reservations, both hosts acknowledge Garner's talent and her potential to bring depth to the iconic pop star's portrayal. They also speculate on other actresses who might have been considered, such as Liz Gillies and Lily James, emphasizing the challenges of capturing Madonna's essence on screen.

3. Internet's Reaction: Minnie and Mickey at a Wedding

Timestamp: 21:02 – 33:34

The third story delves into a viral internet controversy where a couple opted to feature Minnie and Mickey Mouse at their wedding instead of allocating their budget towards catering.

• Jackie critiques the decision, labeling it as "delusional" while acknowledging the couple's autonomy in their choices:

  "But you are an unwell human being." (29:39)

• Claudia empathizes with the couple's creative vision but critiques the aunt's public disapproval:

  "It's definitely weird and definitely worth gossiping about behind the bride's back." (28:11)

The discussion highlights the balance between personal desires and social expectations, with both hosts debating the merits and pitfalls of prioritizing themed experiences over traditional wedding elements like food. They also reference the TV show Four Weddings, comparing the scenario to competitive wedding judging.

4. Entertainment Update: Samantha Jones Returns to Sex and the City Spin-Off

Timestamp: 33:34 – 51:32

Jackie and Claudia shift focus to the highly anticipated return of Samantha Jones in the Sex and the City spin-off series. They discuss the implications of Kim Cattrall's absence and the show's plans to incorporate Samantha's character virtually.

• Claudia voices skepticism about the recasting or virtual inclusion of Samantha:

  "It's like literally the worst idea of all time." (23:56)

• Jackie speculates on potential narrative strategies, such as using a voiceover or an impersonator:

  "Maybe Carrie's on a Zoom with Samantha, but we don't see Samantha." (23:47)

The hosts critique the show's handling of Samantha's character, expressing concern over losing the original chemistry that made the character beloved. They also share personal anecdotes, including a humorous recount of their friend's negative reactions to the show's developments.

5. Tech News: iOS 16 Introduces Message Editing and Unsending

Timestamp: 51:32 – 40:28

In the realm of technology, Jackie and Claudia discuss Apple's announcement at WWDC 2022, introducing new features for iOS 16, including the ability to edit and unsend text messages.

• Jackie highlights the practicality of these features for day-to-day communication:

  "This is what I need. Because usually I said what I said and I meant it..." (35:59)

• Claudia critiques Apple's approach to showcasing simple updates at major events:

  "Like, you don't need to make like a whole conference about it. It's so simple." (37:13)

The conversation covers user expectations, potential misuse of the new features, and the importance of clear communication settings. They also joke about the complexities these updates introduce into their personal texting habits.

Dear Toasters: Advice Segment

Timestamp: 04:12 – 51:32

The episode concludes with the beloved Dear Toasters segment, where Jackie and Claudia offer advice to listeners facing personal dilemmas.

A. Forgotten Bridesmaid

Timestamp: 43:46 – 44:50

Submission: A listener expresses feelings of exclusion after not being asked to be a bridesmaid for her close friend’s wedding.

• Jackie advises maintaining the friendship despite the hurt:

  "I don't think you should throw away all the friendships." (43:28)

• Claudia suggests attending the wedding to preserve relationships but acknowledges the emotional impact:

  "You should go and have a good time." (43:11)

B. A Slightly Disturbed Toaster

Timestamp: 44:50 – 47:55

Submission: A listener recounts an uncomfortable encounter where her boyfriend's friend left a condom in the medicine cabinet, leading her to question their friendship.

• Claudia strongly advises cutting ties with the individual:

  "You really should never speak to this person again." (46:16)

• Jackie emphasizes the inappropriateness of the action and recommends avoiding the person:

  "Run, run, run." (46:07)

C. Peculiar Pickle with Boyfriend’s Friend

Timestamp: 47:55 – 51:32

Submission: A listener grapples with how to address a boyfriend’s friend who won’t contribute financially during outings, despite the friend’s recent breakup.

• Jackie suggests setting clear financial boundaries and addressing the issue directly:

  "You are not a charity and this behavior needs to stop." (49:13)

• Claudia advocates for practical solutions like leaving the check for the friend to cover, promoting accountability:

  "If he makes you pay, you then Venmo him." (49:13)

Both hosts reinforce the importance of self-respect and maintaining healthy boundaries within friendships.

Conclusion

Throughout the episode, Jackie and Claudia provide a blend of humor, candid conversation, and thoughtful analysis. Their ability to navigate diverse topics—from high-profile legal cases and entertainment casting to personal advice—makes The Toast a versatile and engaging listen. Whether discussing the latest celebrity news or offering guidance on personal relationships, the hosts maintain a relatable and insightful tone, ensuring that listeners are both entertained and informed.

Notable Quotes:

• "We are harping LARP and harping. LARP and harping." – Jackie (05:22)
• "It's like, first of all, I think it will say edited if it's been edited." – Claudia (37:38)
• "Run, run, run like you run from it all." – Jackie (47:28)

Join Jackie & Claudia every weekday on The Toast for more insightful discussions, current events, and personal stories. Whether you're navigating the middle of the week or just looking for some engaging conversation, The Toast has got you covered.