Tsk Tsk Tiger: Monday, March 30th, 2026

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Toast

Episode: Tsk Tsk Tiger
Date: March 30, 2026
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry (with guest banter from Jackson Claude)
Podcast: Dear Media

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Overview

This Monday episode of The Toast, titled “Tsk Tsk Tiger,” is a classic catch-up between Jackie and Claudia as they recap their weekends, react to major (and not-so-major) pop culture events, and deliver their signature rundown of the “Fast 5” stories listeners need to know. This week’s big headline is Tiger Woods’ latest car crash and DUI, but the episode is packed with personal anecdotes, witty tangents, and their relatable takes on everything from pageant fails to brand deals.

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Episode Breakdown & Key Insights

1. Weekend Recap: Movies, Books, & Jellyfish ([00:22]–[07:00])

• Wicked Movie Sequel:
  Claudia watched the Wicked film sequel (“Wicked: For Good,” now on Peacock). Despite high CGI quality, she nods off and calls it “definitively worse than the first.”

  • “Two and a half hours, like, is an unreasonable amount of time for a sequel. …You can skip it.” – Co-host ([01:35])

• Book Club Crunch:
  Jackie, sick and under deadline for Redheads Book Club, powers through most of “We Read This Book, Made Me Think of You.”

  • “The fact that I read this whole… in 36 hours, like, feeling sick with three children, like, you guys, admirable.” – Jackson ([02:59])

• TikTok-Inspired Jellyfish Museum:
  Claudia visits a small but “kind of fabulous” jellyfish museum, sparking an ethical debate about animal captivity (and a tangent on octopus intelligence).

  • “Ben was then, like, getting all ethical on me… do you think jellyfish know that they're, like, in captivity? And I was like, can you not be a vibe killer?” – Co-host ([05:15])

• Mahjong Card Woes:
  The hosts admit to printing the new 2026 Mahjong card after failing to order one through the National Mahjong League’s “janky” website.

  • “If the National Mahjong League wants to be so damn slow… people are gonna have to start, you know, printing copyrighted information, which is what we did.” – Co-host ([07:41])

2. Pop Culture & TV FOMO ([09:16]–[15:15])

• Both lament the lack of a major televised event the night before, missing out on their usual post-weekend rituals.

• Bachelorette Drama:
  Discussion of the reigning Bachelorette’s strange piano content on TikTok, which they cheekily describe as “psychosis.”

  • “It’s giving psychosis. Like, what? That’s so crazy.” – Co-host ([10:52])

• Slammu Scandal Update:
  The Taylor Swift-related “slammu” drama is finally petering out, to their relief.

• Merch & Patreon Plugs:
  Announcements about new Toast merch, including previously unreleased colors, and a reminder of their Toasty Lore Patreon episode for inside jokes and backstory ([13:01]–[14:49]).

3. Fast 5 News Stories

Story 1: Tiger Woods’ Third DUI Crash
([20:15]–[27:38])

• Tiger Woods is arrested for DUI after a rollover car crash in Florida. The hosts outline his past incidents, including his infamous mugshot and prior crashes.
  • “I didn’t realize, like, until this moment, like, this is an alcoholic. I don’t know how you’re, like, the best athlete in the world while also being an alcoholic.” – Co-host ([21:15])
  • They question why he won’t hire a driver (“He doesn’t want anyone to watch over him or know what he's doing.” – Jackson [26:02]), and debate how much his personal scandals can mar his untouchable sports legacy.
  • “At what point does the PGA be like, we actually can't have you anymore?” – Co-host ([27:26])

Story 2: Brooks Nader & Taron Egerton Spotted Together
([28:42]–[31:44])

• Discussion of model Brooks Nader being seen with actor Taron Egerton (who played Elton John). The hosts banter about his eligibility, speculate on Brooks’ “weird taste in men,” and ponder the media’s obsession with linking her to anyone she’s seen with.

Story 3: Travis Kelce x Tommy Hilfiger
([32:17]–[35:03])

• NFL star Travis Kelce lands a dual role as Tommy Hilfiger’s global brand ambassador and creative collaborator.
  • “He makes more money doing brand deals than he does football, which I love.” – Co-host ([32:33])
  • Excitement but skepticism about whether Tommy Hilfiger can really rival Ralph Lauren’s status in sports and Americana fashion.

Story 4: $10 Million Art Heist in Italy
([38:19]–[41:00])

• Four masked thieves steal Renoir, Matisse, and Cezanne works from an Italian villa in a three-minute break-in.
  • “I just feel like with art, like, it’s so high security that if you can steal it, like, you almost deserve it.” – Co-host ([39:13])
  • They link it to the recent Louvre heist and recall Ocean’s 8 (calling it “Ocean Sandra Bullock”).

Story 5: Miss Thailand Pageant Contestant’s Teeth Mishap
([45:53]–[49:08])

• Viral video shows a Miss Grand Thailand contestant lose her (fake) teeth on stage, only to recover gracefully.
  • “She sashayed the day away… It was a true example of, like, true pageantry. She deserved that crown.” – Co-host ([47:35])
  • They discuss pageant culture, beauty standards, and segues into personal “almost did it” stories, including Claudia’s near-miss at Miss Teen New York.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On Skipping Movie Sequels:
  “Two and a half hours, like, is an unreasonable amount of time for a sequel… you can skip it.” – Co-host [01:35]

• On Tiger Woods’ Legacy vs. Scandal:
  “At what point does the PGA be like, we actually can’t have you anymore?” – Co-host [27:26]
  “Tiger woods is one of one. And I also think Michael Jordan’s one of one.” – Jackson [25:02]

• On Art Heists:
  “With art, like, it’s so high security that if you can steal it, like, you almost deserve it.” – Co-host [39:13]

• On Pageant Teeth:
  “I think in pageants, I know with little kids… they wear… a set of, like, four fake teeth that you just, like, pop in front. …Or she's like that hardcore. Wearing dentures.” – Co-host [46:36]

• On MahJong Card Piracy:
  “But if we did print it, what we would have done was kind of amazing.” – Co-host (tongue-in-cheek) [08:32]

• On Growing Up and Weekend Parenting:
  “I went to the jellyfish museum. Like, we found it on TikTok ... It was kind of amazing. … for 10 minutes.” – Co-host [04:32]

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Section Timestamps

| Segment | Time | |---------------------------|-------------| | Opening Bants+Weekend Recap| 00:22–07:00 | | TV & Pop Culture FOMO | 09:16–15:15 | | Fast 5 Stories Begin | 20:15 | | Tiger Woods DUI | 20:15–27:38 | | Brooks Nader/Taron Egerton| 28:42–31:44 | | Travis Kelce x Tommy Hilfiger | 32:17–35:03 | | Art Heist in Italy | 38:19–41:00 | | Miss Thailand Pageant Teeth| 45:53–49:08 |

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Tone & Signature Style

• Highly conversational, irreverent, and fast-paced
• Inside jokes and meta-references (“so meaty”; “are you bows”)
• Candid, occasionally snarky opinions on celebrity and societal standards
• Frequent personal asides and banter about family, partners, and (sometimes odd) weekend activities

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Notable Inside References

• Toast Merch: New drops and colorways (13:02)
• Toasty Lore: Patreon episode unpacking show phrases and running gags
• Redheads Book Club: Ongoing literary adventures and pressures

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Perfect For Listeners Who…

• Love witty, rapid-fire recaps of the weekend in celebs, sports, and trends
• Appreciate real-life commentary blended with pop culture
• Want a relatable, sometimes silly, but always current catch-up to start their week

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End Note:
The episode delivers “the best five things you need to know”—from Tiger Woods’ ongoing saga to a viral pageant mishap—wrapped in sibling humor and the Oshry sisters’ signature style.

Transcript

[Jackson Claude]

Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the best five

[Co-host]

things you need to know. We'll start your day off.

[Jackson Claude]

Swirly.

[Co-host]

It's the Toast.

[Jackson Claude]

They sound amazing.

[Co-host]

Welcome back to the Toast and Happy Monday. Hope everybody had an amazing restorative weekend. I kind of had a crazy weekend. Hey, Jacks, how you doing?

[Jackson Claude]

I'm d. Good. My sister had a crazy weekend, though. In what sense?

[Co-host]

I did something crazy on Saturday night.

[Jackson Claude]

Crack.

[Co-host]

Crazier.

[Jackson Claude]

Meth cra.

[Co-host]

Actually crazier than doing crystal meth. I watched Wicked for good.

[Jackson Claude]

That is crazy.

[Co-host]

Where it kind of felt like everyone was doing crystal meth. Like, it was so crazy. I did fall asleep. I would say I missed the last third of it. Two and a half hours, like, is an unreasonable amount of time for a sequel. So I can't really decide if I liked it or not. I was really tired. It was more so a reflection on me that I fell asleep. Not so in the movie. It was just definitively worse than the first.

[Jackson Claude]

Was it good? The first was amazing. So was this at least decent?

[Co-host]

So there's really a lack of hits musically in the second act. I didn't know any of the songs, and then as I was sleeping, I heard them singing for good, and I was like, should I wake up? Because this is my favorite song. I don't really remember how the movie ends. I remember, like, nessa. I didn't even remember. You know what? I won't spoil it because I know you didn't see it yet, but also to say, like, you can skip it.

[Jackson Claude]

Okay, I. I hadn't realized. I hadn't seen it. Like, it's not even on my list of things.

[Co-host]

It's on Peacock. So it was free. And I was like, you know what? Whatever.

[Jackson Claude]

They can give it away.

[Co-host]

Literally.

[Jackson Claude]

I guess I could see myself, like, one day, if Zach and I are looking for a movie, and that came on, like, sure, sure, I'll watch it. Even if you're telling me it's, like, not amazing. Most things aren't.

[Co-host]

The weird.

[Jackson Claude]

No.

[Co-host]

Compared to, like, all the crap they put out, it's like. It's actually beautifully done. Like cgi. It's insane. But the weird thing about Wicked, the movie, and specifically the focus film, it's like, it's a lot about, like, the wizards plan for the animals. Like, they're moving their voices and, like, I know it's a metaphor for something, but, like, something bad. Yeah, but, like, just seeing these Animals, like, really cgi, like monkeys with wings.

[Jackson Claude]

It's a lot.

[Co-host]

Yeah. It's like, it's hard to take it seriously. So there was a lack of severity. But, yeah, I saw Wicked for good. Like, I'm crazy.

[Jackson Claude]

You are crazy. I'm crazy because I was sick all weekend. So not restorative for me. Was hoping to feel better today, but we have redheads recording today. So I literally was just like, I can't read. Like, sorry, I'm sick.

[Co-host]

I'm blind. Like, read.

[Jackson Claude]

And then I was like, Saturday night, I'm like, okay, like, I'll read this book. Because if we don't record it today, I don't know when the girls can record in. Like, we. This will break the redheads. If I don't read the book this weekend. And, like, I read the book.

[Co-host]

It's crazy that nobody's ever not read the book.

[Jackson Claude]

Like, I know. I think sometimes you think some people,

[Co-host]

like, didn't finish and they just, like, are quiet. Margot.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, I do. But now it's actually kind of amazing because the person who chose the book has to lead the episode. So I could have gotten away. And I. I have 10% left, and I'm going to finish it. But, like, the fact that I read this whole. In 36 hours, like, feeling sick with three children, like, you guys, admirable. I'm in shock.

[Co-host]

Would you ever get into audiobooks?

[Jackson Claude]

So sometimes when the redheads. If I'm. If it's tight, I'll listen in my car. Like, I listened in the car this morning, but. But it's not that desperate.

[Co-host]

I also think it does take longer.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. And then I have to, like, skip ahead in my Kindle for what I did in the audiobook, and I have to find the audio. Like, it's kind of a pain in the arson. I'd rather just enjoy my 10 minutes.

[Co-host]

Sometimes you get to a certain point in a book, either you're on a time crunch or you're just not enjoying it, where you do, like, just skip whole paragraphs. And you can't do that in an audiobook.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, it's a really desperate. Like, if I have to cook dinner and I have to.

[Co-host]

Right, right.

[Jackson Claude]

But I think I can carve out, like, 30 minutes today to just read the rest before we record this afternoon. But the book was really cute. It's Margo's choice, so it's, like, super fun. We read this book. Made me think of you. That's the name of the book.

[Co-host]

Oh, my God. I thought you were thinking of Me. I'm like, that is so sweet.

[Jackson Claude]

It didn't make me think of you,

[Co-host]

hopefully, because it was bad.

[Jackson Claude]

No, just, I think you would like it, actually.

[Co-host]

Everyone in it is disgusting and ugly, and that's why it didn't make you think of me.

[Jackson Claude]

No, no. They're just, like, so unfabulous and unfair.

[Co-host]

Oh, okay. Yeah. I agree. It's so not me.

[Jackson Claude]

I think you would like it, though. I do. It's. I think everybody would like it, so. And Margot's choices are usually pretty likable.

[Co-host]

Okay. Palatable. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Adjustable.

[Co-host]

That's a relatable redhead.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, for damn sure.

[Co-host]

What else did I do? I went to the jellyfish museum. Like, we found it on Tick Tock. And Ben was like, let's go to this place. And it was, like, 40 minutes away, and it was kind of amazing.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, good.

[Co-host]

Like, for 10 minutes.

[Jackson Claude]

You know what I mean?

[Co-host]

It was, like, kind of small.

[Jackson Claude]

Well, that's sort of like a thing with you.

[Co-host]

Well, what do you mean with me? Like, how long can you spend at the jellyfish museum? And it wasn't that huge. And, like, Ruby can't run around or anything. So we showed him the jellyfish. We looked around the gift shop, and,

[Jackson Claude]

like, that was that, like, we.

[Co-host]

Okay. We parked our car, and there was, like, a woman waiting by her car with her daughter. I don't know what she was waiting for. By the time we got out of the jellyfish museum, she was still waiting there. I clocked her. I was like, oh, wow. We really must have not been in there for a while.

[Jackson Claude]

But it was small.

[Co-host]

It was small. Yeah. There was like. And then, of course.

[Jackson Claude]

Did you recommend it?

[Co-host]

I would actually. It was kind of fabulous. Ben was then, like, getting all ethical on me, being like, do you think jellyfish know that they're, like, in captivity? And I was like, can you not be a vibe killer? Like, we're not going to SeaWorld. Obviously, I'm an ethical consumer. Humor as well, but I'm also a mother. And it's like, we had to do. It was raining, like, sorry. We had to go to the jellyfish museum. And then Ben started looking up the life of a jellyfish, and it was just like, he was being such a bummer.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

Because he's reading. Oh. And because he's reading that book.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh.

[Co-host]

So you Remarkably Bright Creatures, which is told from the POV of an octopus in an aquarium.

[Jackson Claude]

Bigger, thus, and very bigger brain.

[Co-host]

Octopuses are actually extremely intellectual. So he was wondering, do jellyfish have the same sort of Spatial awareness.

[Jackson Claude]

Have brains and it's gonna be no.

[Co-host]

You know, and it's just easier to say no.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. How. What is the lifespan of a jellyfish?

[Co-host]

Six years. Yeah, I don't know if that's in captivity or out of captivity.

[Jackson Claude]

I feel like it might be longer in captivity because, like, they're not preyed upon.

[Co-host]

And then when we were walking in, the guy was like, okay, so for the open tanks that you could put your hand in, just be careful. I'm like, sir, I'm gonna stop you right there. We're not doing that. And he kept talking. I'm like, seriously, stop wasting your breath. Like, I'm not. That's like. He's like, it could be telling you the special. Yeah, it's like when someone tells me the special at the restaurant. Save your breath. I'm not ordering it. Like, I've never heard a special that I'm remotely interested in. But he was like, it can be a little mucus. He was like, sir, seriously, stop. Like, just stop. Talk to the people behind me. I'm just here. Like, do you think Ruby's putting his hand. He's like, he can't even walk. Like, so it was just kind of crazy. No, like, we were just like, we're not those people. We're not those people.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

Like, we barely want to be here. But just next time you see something on Tik Tok, like, it was kind of a good wreck from Tik Tok. My bar was really low because, like, a TikTok wreck.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

And when we pulled up, it was this sort of like, forlorn looking facility with, like, nothing around that seems to

[Jackson Claude]

be a theme with, like, kids things that you find on the Willy Wonka Experience. And also when we went to the balloon museum, I forgot about that. I've sort of erased it from my.

[Co-host]

And where'd you find it on Instagram?

[Jackson Claude]

I think Zach found. Yeah, it was a Zach initiative. And I think after that he took

[Co-host]

a major L. Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

He wasn't allowed to, like, recommend stuff for a while because also, the Shapiro's,

[Co-host]

like, we made it a whole affair. Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

We all, like, went there.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

And it was positively demonic. Oh, it was like Balenciaga. It was so close. It was really weird. Don't go.

[Co-host]

So Jellyfish Museum. We're one for one with Tick Tock Rex.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, good. Yeah, goody.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

What else? We had a little BBQ this weekend. We paid a little maj. We did play a little. We got some illegal dealings. We did.

[Co-host]

Well, you know what if the National Mahjong League wants to be so damn slow and make it so hard to get the new card. Like people are gonna have to start, you know, printing copyrighted information, which is what we did. Somebody sent us a pict. We don't have our cards yet. And their website is so janky. It took me a week to realize I didn't even place the order. So now I'm even more. I don't have my cards yet.

[Jackson Claude]

You can't buy them on Amazon every day.

[Co-host]

And there are people who like sell it like their own versions on like Etsy or whatever. But they, they get shut down by nmjl. They send them like cease and desist. They make it so hard. Which is fine, I'll pay the NMJL. But like your website might. I recommend squarespace.com toast like such a bad website. So yeah, somebody sent us a picture and we printed at Olivia's house and we were all using like really janky photo printed and. Sorry. Like we did what we had to do.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. But it literally is so illegal. They might. It's so.

[Co-host]

You know.

[Jackson Claude]

But you can prove that we did it.

[Co-host]

Yeah. Because this is art. And we just.

[Jackson Claude]

And we could be like just making shit up for content. Like just one attention because we're like really thirsty.

[Co-host]

But if we did print it, what we would have done was kind of amazing.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, it wasn't amazing, but it got the job done.

[Co-host]

We were, we were able to play.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, we were able to play 2026.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Because also, like we couldn't play 2025 now that we've played 2020.

[Co-host]

Wasting your time.

[Jackson Claude]

Waste of your time. And it actually might pollute. You are not your Maj knowledge.

[Co-host]

In case you guys aren't familiar with Majang, they basically like change the rules every year they release.

[Jackson Claude]

It's a new game. They release a new card in like the game of last year. Irrelevant. Even if you knew every line by heart, you know nothing.

[Co-host]

So towards the end of the year, you kind of get really, really good at the game. Just in time for them to change the card. Change card.

[Jackson Claude]

But as relative novices to the 2025 card, I'm happy to be on an even playing field with everyone else.

[Co-host]

Yeah. So it's like very much level playing field.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

What are the stories today? Like, what happened?

[Jackson Claude]

You know what? Like not major major for a Monday, but we can get into them.

[Co-host]

And there was no like major televised event last night. No, I've gotten really like, used to having like something to watch. I think last Sunday it was I Heart Radio Awards. Was that Sunday?

[Jackson Claude]

Did you watch them?

[Co-host]

I did.

[Jackson Claude]

No. And they were on a weekday.

[Co-host]

Whatever. Like, I. I'm just in, like, at an age where I kind of need a major televised event every Sunday, even if it's, like, a big football game. Like, something that we could all watch. The other.

[Jackson Claude]

I could, like, ufo.

[Co-host]

Right, Right.

[Jackson Claude]

You don't want to watch the Dallas Renegades?

[Co-host]

I don't. Like. I. Obviously, for the toast. It makes it, like, fun for a Monday morning. But just even Ben was like, what's on? And I was like, nothing.

[Jackson Claude]

You know what would have been on the Bachelorette? There's a gaping hole. Did you see that she posted?

[Co-host]

She's acting insane.

[Jackson Claude]

I need to confirm that that was posted in the last week. Maybe it could have been, like, something my old.

[Co-host]

Well, she's very active media. She's leaving comments and reposting stuff on Tik Tok that are sort of like Team Taylor, like, defending her side. What did she post a picture?

[Jackson Claude]

It's a video of her learning piano. I just.

[Co-host]

That's keeping. Listening and learning.

[Jackson Claude]

I was just playing around and found I kind of like this. Is this A Thousand Red Balloons?

[Co-host]

No, it's like a Tik Tok song.

[Jackson Claude]

I mean, it's pretty good. If this is her first time playing.

[Co-host]

I mean, she's wearing a gray hoodie, and it's from the back. It literally could be anyone.

[Jackson Claude]

She said, I learned this today for no reason. I think I have a real future in piano.

[Co-host]

It's giving psychosis. Like, what? That's so crazy.

[Jackson Claude]

That is really crazy. Do you think it's giving? Like, I'm coming back. I'm back, y'.

[Co-host]

All. She never left.

[Jackson Claude]

You don't understand.

[Co-host]

She's so active on Tick Tock right now. Nobody.

[Jackson Claude]

So there's a difference between, like, lurking and leaving comments and posting content?

[Co-host]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

As if, like, nothing happened.

[Co-host]

I mean, there are a lot of ways to handle scandal. Playing piano is one of them. Like, sure, try it. You know, maybe it'll work.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. I really wonder if that's her first time playing, like, in the.

[Co-host]

Oh, you're now wondering about, like, the

[Jackson Claude]

validity or she grew up playing and now she wanted to learn A Thousand Red Balloons.

[Co-host]

That wasn't A Thousand Red Balloons.

[Jackson Claude]

No, but you know which one.

[Co-host]

It's a Tick Tock song. You know, it's like.

[Jackson Claude]

It's not like My Chemical Romance.

[Co-host]

Oh, it is. No, it's Black Parade.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, that's A Thousand rare balloons.

[Co-host]

Me.

[Jackson Claude]

Like, that's how.

[Co-host]

Okay, sure. Yeah. Yeah, No, I feel that. It's like it's red and black.

[Jackson Claude]

Do you know what it starts about? A balloon?

[Co-host]

No, it starts about the parade. Okay. When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. Ben would be so proud. He said, son, when get older, get older of the savior. The secret of the band. Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. Okay. So that's what she's up to.

[Co-host]

Cool.

[Jackson Claude]

Cool. Actually, today was otherwise going to be our first day without slammu's story. Like, nothing.

[Co-host]

The slamo haters.

[Jackson Claude]

Sorry. So it's like petering out a little bit. So I guess that's why she.

[Co-host]

It is petering out.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, I know. As it should peter out.

[Co-host]

Yeah. They all need to break. Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

And then we'll pick back up.

[Co-host]

Okay. Okay.

[Jackson Claude]

Let's get into the story, shall we? Absolutely.

[Co-host]

Pos elutely.

[Jackson Claude]

Without further ado. Da doo da do it is time for the Fast 5 stories that you do that do need to know. Oh, also, if you're wondering why we say that.

[Co-host]

Oh, my God. Wait. We've got to tell everyone we're launching merch. Oh, my.

[Jackson Claude]

Andy, you're not seeing double. You're seeing new merch.

[Co-host]

You're not seeing double. You're seeing a surprise merch drop collection. Just restocking some of our faves. This is our classic set. It comes with pants. Jackie and I are both wearing it.

[Jackson Claude]

Yes. It's the low key classic set. We've never released this color before. The color of the season, you guys. It's not just cerulean blue.

[Co-host]

And as a bright spring and a soft autumn, this is kind of in both of our palettes. So. Yeah, some of our T shirts are iconic T shirts that you guys love. We released some old ones, some new ones. Baby stuff.

[Jackson Claude]

Baby stuff. Hat, phone case. So if you're looking to get a little merch or a gift, I know people love, like, gifting those baby onesies.

[Co-host]

10am Eastern Time, shoptoastmerch.com is that a red website?

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, it will be live as you're listening to this.

[Co-host]

Yeah, forgot to mention, I'm wearing. I wear a size extra large. I'm. I'm a large person, but I also like everything to be a little bit oversized.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, I'm wearing a large right now. And for today, I wish it was an extra large.

[Co-host]

Right, right.

[Jackson Claude]

But like, for a month from now, large will suffice.

[Co-host]

The shirts are one size. And I know what you're gonna say, like one size. Trust. Like, it's literally the sort of the traveling shirt. It's the best shirt ever. I can't have it. I keep releasing new designs, like, for turds. Sell.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

So I have new shirts.

[Jackson Claude]

Live in those. You like live in those?

[Co-host]

Yeah. Shoptoastmerch.com bows.

[Jackson Claude]

You like live in those?

[Co-host]

What? Oh, no, you're. What?

[Jackson Claude]

You're bows.

[Co-host]

Bows. I didn't know what you said. I think you're talking about Bose headphones. Like be like. Or Bose Bozoma St. John. Your Bose. Yeah. You like living those. Yeah, I know, I know. Iconic toast reference. We should have put that in our Toasty Lingo episode.

[Jackson Claude]

But what I was saying before you let everyone know that merch dropped is that we actually recorded a Patreon last week that is live now and it's all about toasty lore. So we put a submission box for you guys to like ask, like, why do you guys say Gargy or pargy

[Co-host]

or whatever, the story behind this?

[Jackson Claude]

And we literally.

[Co-host]

So, dude, we're cracking up. We're seriously historical. It's one of our best episodes. We try and do it every couple of years because we get new people listening and we also have new jokes, like new words.

[Jackson Claude]

So, like, if you missed it one time, you're probably scared to ask, like, what's P Jump?

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

So we released that on Friday. It's hysterically funny. And if you want to know why we say without further ado, that's in

[Co-host]

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[Jackson Claude]

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So I gave them the gluten free Baked by Melissa cupcakes and they just thought it was so thoughtful. And it was. Right now, Baked by Melissa is offering our listeners 20 off your [e-mail] toast that's bakedbymelissa.com toast for 20 off your order baked by melissa.com toast give the perfect gift every time with Baked by Melissa. Our first story. Tiger woods was involved in a rollover car crash.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Weekend.

[Co-host]

Yeah, let's talk about that.

[Jackson Claude]

So Tiger woods was involved in a rollover car crash in Jupiter Island, Florida. Law enforcement confirmed to People magazine AB News ABC News first reported that the pro golfer crashed on the afternoon of Friday, March 27. So during a press conference on Friday, the Sheriff's office said that he did exemplify signs of impairment and was placed under arrest and taken to Martin County. Did you see the car after the crash? Yeah. Yeah. And then he was, like, standing next to the car on his phone.

[Co-host]

Yeah. Somebody, like, took turn pictures of him, like, in the moment of and of the vehicle. And then, like, he's also there, like, just looking drunk, like.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. They also said the golfer was charged with DUI with property damage and refused to submit to a gear analysis test at the jail.

[Co-host]

So obviously, this is bad, but for Tiger woods, it's, like, even more bad because I believe this is his second dui.

[Jackson Claude]

Is it not his third crash? Yeah. But now it makes the second one look like one.

[Co-host]

I remember the second one. Everyone was telling me when I was thinking about what car I wanted to get for my mom car. They highly recommended the Genesis because that's what Tiger woods was driving when he, like, drove it off a cliff and, you know, walked out without a scratch. Now, in hindsight, he was obviously drunk on that one, too. And then there's, like, the iconic one, like, with the mailbox and with the mug shot that everybody wears on T shirts, like, to his golf outings. And he, like, thinks it's funny. I didn't realize, like, until this moment, like, this is a alcoholic. I don't know how you're, like, the best athlete in the world while also being an alcoholic. Like, that's insane. Think of how good he would be if he wasn't an alcoholic.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, I guess he's been doing it for a while because that first crush was a while ago. And he still plays because I see him on full swing, so. But, you know, he is sort of past his prime. Anyway.

[Co-host]

Yeah, this is definitely tough for Ben's offer, who's, like, actual, like, role model in this life is Tiger Woods. So I'm thinking of my husband today,

[Jackson Claude]

but I just feel like, as the DUI police, that you are the policewoman that you are, like, he should be top of your list. You should hate him the most.

[Co-host]

I do. The thing is, the amount of hate that I have for people is, like, equivalent to what I felt for them before. Like. Like, I literally don't give a about Tiger Woods. Like, he genuinely means nothing to me except, like, my husband literally only wears his clothes. Ben's obsessed with his company, Sunday Red. It's, like, the best clothes ever. Ben has, like, this fancy. Like, he's promoting him. No, I know. And Ben's on the PR list for it, and it's like, it means so much to him. But, like, for me, like, I literally don't give a. Like, I don't know who this person. Like, if I met Tiger with Sephora, I'd be like, oh, that's cool. But, like, I wouldn't feel much like my heart rate if you were monitoring it. So it's always like, Sam Hunt. Like, I was a big fan. Bella Hadid. I hate her. So, like, I'm always going to talk about the fact that she was 14 and got a DUI, which in hindsight is crazy. Who else? Justin Timberlake, obviously, I felt really strongly about before. Negatively, I'm saying either a Carrie. Huger. Like, that was a huge loss.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

So with Tiger woods, it's hard. Like, I'm ambivalent.

[Jackson Claude]

Okay. But, like, just. Just think about the crimes themselves now, like, three in.

[Co-host]

No. It's awful.

[Jackson Claude]

And that's just the times he's crashed. How many times has he drove drunk?

[Co-host]

Right.

[Jackson Claude]

I guess he's, like, at a place where, like, he's just legacy. Like, he's the goat of golf.

[Co-host]

I know.

[Jackson Claude]

No matter what he does in his personal life, like, that's just a fact.

[Co-host]

It's just unfortunate because, like, he really does have a very sordid personal life. Like, remember Elan?

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

Who could forget? Like, when Tiger woods stepped out on his wife, which is obviously crazy, but it was such a big story. It was, like, kind of a pop culture moment that defined our childhood. Like, I was like, who was Elon? It was on the COVID of every tablet at the grocery store. And he was like, like, you know, whatever you want to do in your personal life, like, is your choice. It's not a crime to cheat on your wife. So, like, I think everybody kind of moved past it, but it took a really long time.

[Jackson Claude]

And then he crashed his car.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

While he was getting divorced.

[Co-host]

It was, like, around that time, but it was after.

[Jackson Claude]

And was there a lady in the car? Elyn, perhaps his wife.

[Co-host]

Elon's not the wife.

[Jackson Claude]

Elon's the wife.

[Co-host]

Oh, Elam was the wife.

[Jackson Claude]

Huh.

[Co-host]

Got it. And who was the.

[Jackson Claude]

Like, I feel like it was a lookalike. Yeah.

[Co-host]

Yeah. Blondini.

[Jackson Claude]

It was giving look alike.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

That's also scandalous. Yeah.

[Co-host]

And when someone's at the top of their game like that, like, I think. I think he's an equivalent to, like, Tom Brady or, like, LeBron James.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. Big Michael Jordan.

[Co-host]

Michael Jordan.

[Jackson Claude]

Michael Jordan of golf.

[Co-host]

I guess, like, Michael Jordan did have, like, drama in his personal life, but not enough that, like, defined him.

[Jackson Claude]

That could really supersede the legacy.

[Co-host]

Same with Tom Brady. Like, obviously, we're all talking about, like, Giselle and stuff, but it's not bigger or greater than what he accomplished as a football player.

[Jackson Claude]

Yes, but there are a lot of football players that are goaded, you know?

[Co-host]

Really?

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

Like who? You say like Peyton Manning?

[Jackson Claude]

No, but that's a great.

[Co-host]

Because he's a goat. But he's not on Tom Brady's level. I don't think there's anybody right now.

[Jackson Claude]

Maybe Montana.

[Co-host]

Okay, that's 100 years ago. Yeah. Of this era. Like, maybe. Maybe when he retires.

[Jackson Claude]

Patrick Mahomes, for sure.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Of this.

[Co-host]

No, but there's a lot of really good, like, legendary football players, like, even in the last 10 years. But they're not on Tom Brady. Who's that?

[Jackson Claude]

John Madden.

[Co-host]

The.

[Jackson Claude]

The video game who's a Man.

[Co-host]

Okay, sure. I've never heard of him, so. Whatever.

[Jackson Claude]

Just saying, like, Tiger woods is one of one. And I also think Michael Jordan's one of one.

[Co-host]

You're saying in golf is just sort

[Jackson Claude]

of like one in a million. Like.

[Co-host]

No, I know what you're saying. People watch golf because of Tiger Woods. Like, I don't know who they were talking about before.

[Jackson Claude]

No, they changed the sport.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

And who was the next Tiger Woods? There's.

[Co-host]

Look at us. Just, like, hyping him up. Hyping him up after driving drunk for a third time.

[Jackson Claude]

No, I'm sorry. Crashing for a third time. He probably drives drunk all the time.

[Co-host]

And seriously, I don't believe there's an athlete worth more money than Tiger Woods. And he wasn't stranded. Like, you're. Where was he, in Florida? Yeah, like, girl, call an Uber.

[Jackson Claude]

He wasn't stranded, so there's no excuse.

[Co-host]

And the crazy thing is, like, I just. If I'm at that level.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

Who wants to drive? Like, it's such a burden. Like, I could be in the backseat, like, jamming out, having a cocktail, scrolling on my phone. Like, why? Who doesn't have a chauffeur in this day and age?

[Jackson Claude]

Well, I saw this People magazine article that says why Tiger woods won't hire a driver.

[Co-host]

Oh.

[Jackson Claude]

From an exclusive source that is current news.

[Co-host]

Or, like, was this just a random old article?

[Jackson Claude]

An insider says that he doesn't want anyone to watch over him or know what he's doing.

[Co-host]

So what the is he doing?

[Jackson Claude]

Desire for privacy.

[Co-host]

Okay, but have you seen how Taylor drives around? Because, you know, her and Travis are, like, definitely, like, boating in the backseat. Have you ever seen how she drives no, she has these huge cars, you know, her armored vehicles. But behind the driver in the passenger seat, it's completely black, curtained off. That's where the paparazzi. So, you know, like the iconic Paris Britney show, like, they can't get that because she's behind the curtain.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, that's like the limousine back in the day had a private screen.

[Co-host]

Yeah, there are ways.

[Jackson Claude]

There are ways. So maybe he's on calls, like, talking about who?

[Co-host]

Like Phil Mickelson.

[Jackson Claude]

He's a private guy, so he has to drink and drive first.

[Co-host]

Oh, oh, oh. I didn't know he was private. Okay. It's fine.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. No, because for his privacy.

[Co-host]

This is so bad.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, it's really bad. Like, and if you're a judge in this case, like, you have to, like, you know, now he has two against him.

[Co-host]

Karen Huger. It was, like, her fourth dui. Now, I understand being addicted to alcohol. Like, obviously it's a vice, but being addicted to, like, alcohol and cars together, like, that's not a disease.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

So I do place blame lots of it. Just, like, seriously, like, take a taxi, take a subway.

[Jackson Claude]

For the man who's goaded one of one never to be love so much who changed the sport There'll never be another like him.

[Co-host]

And, like, at what point, like, he hasn't ever been, like, canceled because he's where he is based on his own merit and skill. He's, like, the greatest golf player of all time. So at what point does the PGA be like, we actually can't have you anymore?

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, that's a good question.

[Co-host]

Is there a. An ethics committee?

[Jackson Claude]

I'm not sure as of today if he's still on the pga. Like, he was, like, a year ago.

[Co-host]

Yeah, I don't know if he still

[Jackson Claude]

is, but that's a really good point.

[Co-host]

He might have been injured, but, like, with golf, you don't have to retire. Have you ever seen that guy, that golf player who's, like, Ben loves? Yeah. He has, like, white long hair. He looks like Benjamin Franklin. He's, like, a little chubby. No, no, he looks like Benjamin Franklin.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, so he's got, like, a white bob. The one with, like, the Diet Coke and with the cigarettes? Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host]

What's his name? John. I feel like it's John. Yeah. You don't have to stop. Yes. You don't have to stop playing golf, like, because of your age or your.

[Jackson Claude]

You have to qualify for the PGA.

[Co-host]

Right. So it's not like, you know, 40. He's got, like, most athletes, basketball, baseball, by the time you approach 40, you're, like, approaching retirement.

[Jackson Claude]

No, but you would retire, like, if you're losing and, like, you just want to, like, focus on your personal.

[Co-host]

Stop being embarrassing.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host]

I truly wish you well, and I hope you get the help you need because. Tisk. Tisk.

[Jackson Claude]

Tiger. Are you ready for our next story? Brooks Nader spotted with Taryn Egerton.

[Co-host]

Okay, I saw this. Isn't he gay?

[Jackson Claude]

What? No. He just played Elton John.

[Co-host]

Are you sure?

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

When I think about, like, young eligibles in, like, the hetero scene, I never think of Tarantin.

[Jackson Claude]

I just don't think of him.

[Co-host]

I love him. Like, he was amazing in Kingsman and

[Jackson Claude]

Kingsman 2 and Kingsman 3.

[Co-host]

Like, he was so good as Elton John. He's in Sing, like, the kid's favorite. He's the gorilla.

[Jackson Claude]

Right.

[Co-host]

I'm still standing better than it. Like, when we think about people who stuff.

[Jackson Claude]

That's why. Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host]

But, like. Yeah, I guess it's, like, very Hugh Jackman.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

But not just crazy for somebody.

[Jackson Claude]

Jackman's on another level. He just.

[Co-host]

Hugh Jackman is on another level in terms of his, like, interests and hobbies not aligning with his sexuality. Now, I know you guys are, like, turning. That's so. So, like, immature of you. I got a lot of. When I said that, like, I'm like, that. I'm shocked that any of the male gymnasts at the Olympics were straight. But apparently it's, like, a very straight thing to do. And people were like, clutter. You're so binary. Like, ah, fine. I get accused of a lot of things. Fine. I am binary. Like, I think that when you're singing and dancing for a living, like, I just think it's crazy when you're straight.

[Jackson Claude]

It's not crazy. It's unexpected.

[Co-host]

Yeah. Yeah. It's just unexpected. Exactly.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

I. So. I didn't know that, like, I could ship Brooks Nader. Like, I didn't know this was an option. So now that I do. Obsessed.

[Jackson Claude]

Really?

[Co-host]

Yeah. I feel like she goes a lot for, like, the obvious choices. Like, Tom Brady. I'm sorry. Like, I know. I'm like, I don't have the. Like, it's not even an option for me for a million reasons. Like, I would never date Tom Brady. It's just, like, so uninspiring, the choice.

[Jackson Claude]

Okay. Taryn Edgerton, it's more inspiring for. And I'll keep him in mind now, but for someone else, Like, I still don't love him. For Brooksie, I feel like she could eat him for breakfast a thousand percent. And like, she just needs like, like more.

[Co-host]

Yeah, but she has weird taste in men. Gleb.

[Jackson Claude]

It's true.

[Co-host]

It's like, do you know who you are? Brooks. Like Gleb.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. But also that was like then, you know. And I do feel like things changed in the span of a year for her.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

And she's just having fun.

[Co-host]

But anyways, I liked her with Kevin Costner. The thing is, she's just so va va voom. Whoever she's standing next to, she's automatically linked with. I don't think she was ever like flirt, like in a real way. Seeing Kevin Costner. No, I don't think she's seeing Taron Edgerton.

[Jackson Claude]

Well, they went to see a movie together.

[Co-host]

Like, okay, like a lot of people want to see movies with Brooks.

[Jackson Claude]

No, that's coupley. And that's not first 80.

[Co-host]

What movie?

[Jackson Claude]

Project Hail Mary.

[Co-host]

Oh, maybe this is like sponsored by.

[Jackson Claude]

Why?

[Co-host]

By Project Hail Mary. Like that would be crazy.

[Jackson Claude]

That would be a good thing for a movie to do.

[Co-host]

I heard that the lines for Project Hail Mary, like it's bringing cinema back.

[Jackson Claude]

I've heard the movie is amazing. We have to see it. Which makes sense because the book was amazing. Yeah. Yeah, I do want to see that. Don't tell Zach, like I'll be at the movies tonight. Like so this is like something to be excited about. Like, obviously not what I had like thought for her, but I'll definitely keep him in mind for like other girls.

[Co-host]

Yeah. I didn't know Taran Edgerton was like on our list.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. Yeah. Cute.

[Co-host]

Yeah, very cute.

[Jackson Claude]

Are you ready for our next story?

[Co-host]

No, but I am ready for season two of Love Thy Nator.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, I. I saw something recently like, makes me feel like it's coming.

[Co-host]

She posted on her story, like coming sooner than you know. But it's like, okay, when?

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. Cuz they haven't even like dropped a trailer. Cuz once they got the trailer, it's like three months from that I was

[Co-host]

living in my old apartment. Like that's crazy. That's when I watched Love Thy Nator.

[Jackson Claude]

When did I watch it? When? This like October, right? Yeah.

[Co-host]

And you were in your old apartment.

[Jackson Claude]

Crazy last day.

[Co-host]

Yeah, it was. Yeah. I'm being drama. I moved out like the next day, but still.

[Jackson Claude]

So are you ready for our third story?

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Travis Kelce signs with Tommy Hilfiger as their global brand ambassador and creative collaborator.

[Co-host]

Wait, I didn't see this. And I know that he likes puts his name on A lot of, like, garbage. So Six Flags. Like, he's just, like, sort of like a brand whore.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

He's, like, very brand safe. General Mills. Like, he makes more money doing brand deals than he does football, which I love. But for some reason, I want to assume that this is, like, a bigger deal, not just, like, name slapping, because I think it's quite brilliant.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. Because he's the global brand ambassador and creative collaborator. That's, like two, you know, mouthy titles.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

He'll participate in a series of ad campaigns and a design collaboration with the Hilfiger brand.

[Co-host]

So. Because when it comes to, like, American designers, I feel like Tommy Hilfiger is always losing out to Ralph Lauren. Like, they're very, very similar. And in sports, like, the US Open is all Ralph Lauren. The Olympics is all Ralph Lauren. They get, like, all the good sports contracts, I guess. Like, like, designers haven't infiltrated football yet. And, like, maybe that's Tommy Hilfiger's angle, and Travis is just the person to do it, because Travis is, like, very all American Midwest guy.

[Jackson Claude]

It will be really great. Like, already in the picture of him and Tommy, he's, like, wearing Tommy.

[Co-host]

And I just know, like, Tommy himself has a voodoo doll of Ralph Lauren. Like, and he just hates Ralph Lauren so much.

[Jackson Claude]

And Calvin Klein, like.

[Co-host]

Yes, But Calvin Klein went in, like, a totally different direction. When I think. I think Tommy Hilfiger and they do

[Jackson Claude]

a very similar thing.

[Co-host]

It's, like, very equestrian Americana.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

But Ralph Lauren just does it.

[Jackson Claude]

Better space for both of us. Yeah.

[Co-host]

But I do feel like they're just like, I'm sorry. I see Tommy Hilfiger, like, all the time at Nordstrom Rack. You know what I mean?

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, no, I've. I've actually been, like, shopped there a couple times recently.

[Co-host]

Really?

[Jackson Claude]

I got, like, targeted ads.

[Co-host]

They need to just be doing more. They. They made waves, like, a. A long time ago. I feel like that's the last time we spoke about them when they had Patrick Schwarzenegger and his model fiance slash wife, Life as the new Faces. And it was, like, a really big deal, and it, like, went nowhere, like.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, but they also did Zendaya and they did Gigi. Remember Tommy xg. That was everywhere.

[Co-host]

Oh, yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

So I feel like this is kind of like a new iteration of that, but I think it's, like, makes a lot of sense, and it's very exciting.

[Co-host]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

The campaign will break in late August, September, so spring, summer. Joggers look forward to it. It'll be shooting at the end of April. Why do we have all this information?

[Co-host]

Yeah, it's a lot of people.

[Jackson Claude]

Also feature an ensemble cast of men and women.

[Co-host]

Okay.

[Jackson Claude]

The story will continue into the Spring 2027 campaign, along with the design collaboration that reimagines elevated Tommy icons.

[Co-host]

It sounds, like, very promising.

[Jackson Claude]

I just want to say it does,

[Co-host]

because I do things like, Tommy needs to step his up.

[Jackson Claude]

Like, could be. We'll wait to see the product. Could be Toasty Lions.

[Co-host]

Could be Toasty Lions. I'm. I'm not hopeful, but it could. Of course.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

I just feel like I'm only ever talking about Tommy Hilfiger in regards to Christiana because, like, she always goes to the Met gala with them because they're, like, best friends, and he needs a guest and she needs a table.

[Jackson Claude]

You know, like, the next time he has a dinner party, like, Travis will be invited. Invited, and Chris will be invited. And then she could say, what if you just called Taylor up?

[Co-host]

Because Chris is just a businesswoman. Right. Like, she understands. And Travis is very business savvy. I actually could see the two of them getting along.

[Jackson Claude]

And Travis is friends with Corey.

[Co-host]

Yeah. There are a couple, like, but it's never gonna happen. Oh, did you say.

[Jackson Claude]

I can actually see, like, Taylor being spotted with Chris.

[Co-host]

Right.

[Jackson Claude]

But never forgiving Kim.

[Co-host]

So the entire, like, a list community went to the Paul McCartney concert. Did you see?

[Jackson Claude]

No. I knew. Oh, my God.

[Co-host]

Like, one photographer knew it was happening, and he had a really blurry camera from really far away, and he got all these blurry ass pictures of the back door. Everyone was there. Role model and Dakota Johnson together. Taylor was there. Olivia Rodrigo was there.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, I saw that. They.

[Co-host]

So there's this very blurry picture of, like, a group of people standing outside the back door, like, waiting for their cars. And it looks like they're in the same group of people, but I actually think it's, like, depth perception. And she's talking to someone. And she's talking to someone. I don't think that they interacted at all, because that's the one picture we have of Taylor and Olivia. And we know there's two pictures hate each other. Like, I'm telling you, they didn't talk. Tate McCray was there with Jake Shane. And a lot of people were like, mystery man. I'm like, it's Jake Shane. Like you, I would recognize that physique anywhere. John Mayer was there solo. It was, like, literally the most everyone went. I didn't know. Like, we were like, I guess he is a beetle. Like, and it's a really big deal, especially if you're like, into music.

[Jackson Claude]

He's like the Tiger woods of music, I guess.

[Co-host]

Yeah. I think the best song he ever did was four or five seconds with Rihanna. Like, I think it kind of shits on anything the Beatles ever released. Hot take. So I would have went to hear that. But I don't think he performed it.

[Jackson Claude]

No, I don't think.

[Co-host]

And like, I just know that that one photographer who knew that this event was happening is seriously going to feed his family for three years because he must have sold those pictures for so much money and nobody else, you know, he had no competition.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

I would suggest he takes his earnings and buys a new camera.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, maybe we'll make a long lens.

[Co-host]

Yeah, he will.

[Jackson Claude]

Maybe next year you'll get better picks.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Are you ready for our fourth story?

[Co-host]

I feel like we're just like zooming through.

[Jackson Claude]

We are. I mean, the stories aren't like that meaty, but we are so meaty.

[Co-host]

I don't think that Joel McHale, like, knew, like, understands actually the impact of that sound bite. I feel like he does chat stew. What does that even mean? And he would show like a big pot, like a soup.

[Jackson Claude]

The show, it was called the soup Soup.

[Co-host]

So. Right. Okay. So he was making a stew of like all the. It was about like late night hosts. Right. Chat stew.

[Jackson Claude]

Okay.

[Co-host]

So meaty, like that's up there with like Andy Cohen's Watch Happens Live theme song.

[Jackson Claude]

Like 1000% so meaty.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Good stuff.

[Co-host]

I feel like that show was underappreciated.

[Jackson Claude]

I think so too. But then it became appreciated and they tried to bring it back and they just. Yeah, it's over.

[Co-host]

Yeah, but that was like the go the good years for e amongst Chelsea lately. Like, they had shows that people watched.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, but that there was like two different good years because there was like that one and then there was Fashion Police. Kardashians.

[Co-host]

Oh, that. Yeah. So the soup. Chelsea Handler, like very early ran. So that. Yeah, Kardashians. Fashion Police. It was the golden years of a. Yeah. Rich kids.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? Four masked men stole over $10 million worth of art.

[Co-host]

I thought this was masked singer. Was Queen Corey there?

[Jackson Claude]

No. So Renoir, Matisse and Cezanne paintings wor over $10 million were stolen in a three minute heist in Italy.

[Co-host]

Another art heist where? Which museum? Like, was.

[Jackson Claude]

Was at the Magnani Roca foundation villa located in Parma.

[Co-host]

And they also. There was recently a heist at the Louvre, Right?

[Jackson Claude]

Yes. Well, that was the big one.

[Co-host]

Do we think that these are connected?

[Jackson Claude]

I don't know, but hope if they are and they are able to get intel on this one that, like, could lead them back. Because whatever happened with the loop, they found, like, some people, but they never found what was right. I don't know.

[Co-host]

Well, like sending love to the Saan family.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. It happened in three minutes.

[Co-host]

You know what? That's pretty impressive. Like, I just feel like with art, like, it's so high security that if you can steal it, like, you almost deserve it. Like, do you know what I mean? Even though, like, the Lou was like, when they found out how the guys got in, it was like the least high secure play. Like, that's where the Mona Lisa is housed in, like, like some morons or the Ladder.

[Jackson Claude]

So much history of people, like, stealing

[Co-host]

the art, like, do better security.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

But, like, that's how I felt when I was watching Oceans Sandra Bullock.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

Like, they really put their whole.

[Jackson Claude]

But I actually felt like they had a lot of security at Ocean Sandra Bullock.

[Co-host]

That's what I mean. So if you're able to successfully steal that necklace, like, you worked for it, you. You deserve it.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. Well, hopefully they find the pieces. Such a shame.

[Co-host]

Did they ever find what they stole from the Louvre?

[Jackson Claude]

No, I don't think so.

[Co-host]

That was such a crazy story. I feel everyone's talking about the lou for like, 48 hours.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. And like, everyone was on the side of the thieves.

[Co-host]

Were they?

[Jackson Claude]

I felt like. Yeah.

[Co-host]

No, I don't feel that.

[Jackson Claude]

Really?

[Co-host]

No. Yeah. I don't.

[Jackson Claude]

No. People were like.

[Co-host]

Well, yeah, that's like Luigi Mangione.

[Jackson Claude]

Well, that's on a different level.

[Co-host]

On a different level. Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Human life. Yeah.

[Co-host]

But I don't remember, like, the vibes being.

[Jackson Claude]

I feel like the vibes were, like, very jokey. It was like the modern Suz.

[Co-host]

Well, yes, jokey for sure. But I think ultimately, like, we all sort of agreed.

[Jackson Claude]

Maybe, like, we all agree, but I do think people out there were like, go get that. That. Go get that. Josephine. Tiara.

[Co-host]

I'm just like a preservationist, you know, of history. Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

And herstory.

[Co-host]

I cuss a little. I'm a preservation of her, for sure.

[Jackson Claude]

As am I. But not everyone wants to preserve history and herstory, what can we say?

[Co-host]

Makes me sick. Makes me sick.

[Jackson Claude]

I agree.

[Co-host]

Sickening.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

It's actually. It makes me emotional, for sure. Let me also just.

[Jackson Claude]

Should we take, like a blow break?

[Co-host]

Because this is how, you know, it's time for me to go home. I bought this box of Tissues When I first like got to the studio because I'm like my nose only runs during the toast. I have about 3 left.

[Jackson Claude]

Sad. I think we should take a blow break. Will you mute us so we can blow?

[Co-host]

We can just cut this out.

[Jackson Claude]

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[Co-host]

What's new with you?

[Jackson Claude]

Well, I've been sick and I can't really suss out if it's allergies or also sickness. I think it's both because my, like, usually in the morning when I wake up, my allergies aren't so bad. I haven't been outside in 12 hours. But I feel my worst in the mornings. And I've been like, taking Zortex sparingly because it'll drain my supply. But, like, mama's gotta get up and mama's gotta work. So I took a Zyrtec this morning.

[Co-host]

Yeah, okay. We're talking about Zyrtec. I'm ready for the fifth. You know, Zyrtec is a trigger word for.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. And so if I.

[Co-host]

And over the weekend, Ben was, like, hounding you about your Zyrtec consumption.

[Jackson Claude]

He's so after, like, making me take a Zyrtec and then telling me, like, my.

[Co-host]

It's so bad for you. Yeah. He's like, how do you feel? Like, yeah, I can't stand him.

[Jackson Claude]

So, yeah, if I have brain fog today, like, that's why blame the zier tech.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Our fifth and final story is a crazy story. Did you see this?

[Co-host]

The teeth.

[Jackson Claude]

Miss Thailand contestant Justin's teeth falling out during the pageant.

[Co-host]

So. So this a couple of days ago. And then yesterday, I'm laying in bed and Ben is on his phone. He goes. And I was like, oh, my God. What? Like, it was a really bad gas. I was like, okay, so somebody died. Breaking news that I haven't seen yet. Like, you know, assassination, you know, like something crazy. Did you see Miss Venezuela or whatever it was. Her teeth fell out. Not only are you so drama for no reason, but, yes, I saw that three days ago. Like, off.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

It's viral video.

[Jackson Claude]

So a Miss Grand Thailand contestant is giving you meaning. Sorry, Crowns. That's funny. So she stunned spectators when her veneers fell out. Mids feature in the pageant's preliminary round on March 25th.

[Co-host]

It wasn't veneers. Right.

[Jackson Claude]

It looks like dentures can fall out.

[Co-host]

Well, they can. One at a time.

[Jackson Claude]

Not like a whole set, not a rack.

[Co-host]

So I think in pageants, I know with little kids, like JonBenet types of pageants they wear. I think they're called, like, fishers, fishlets. And it's like a. A set of, like, four fake teeth that you just, like, pop in front. It's very common in pageantry. Or she's like that hardcore. Wearing dentures.

[Jackson Claude]

I think she's wearing dentures, like, for the pageant. Like. Like a little kid, but she's 18, so it wasn't like that. But like, yeah, don't get your teeth done. Like.

[Co-host]

I agree.

[Jackson Claude]

And when she. When they fell out, she had a full set of teeth. Like, it wasn't like she actually had nubs like dentures, but she was wearing fake teeth for the pageant. Great.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Like, you don't have to, like, go and get veneers for this.

[Co-host]

It's actually, the timing is insane. Like, the moment she's crowned, like, she's no longer in the competition. The competition is over. Her teeth give out. Like, what are the odds?

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

Because if it had given out 10 minutes before during the swimsuit, like, she would have lost.

[Jackson Claude]

But also then she, like, sashayed the day away. Like, she. With her teeth a beat back in. She turned. Pop them back in.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Started shredding.

[Co-host]

It was a true example of, like, true pageantry.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. She deserved that crown.

[Co-host]

And now we're speaking about her on a global level.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, yeah. Like her.

[Co-host]

What was the pat. What was the competition?

[Jackson Claude]

Miss Grand Thailand.

[Co-host]

So she'll compete in, like, Miss Universe?

[Jackson Claude]

I guess so that she would be Miss Thailand. But, you know, there's a million pageants.

[Co-host]

I wish that, like, the big pageants.

[Jackson Claude]

Shots of, like, the moment.

[Co-host]

Let me sell out. Like, seriously, leave her alone. I wish when I talk about, like, big televised events, like, I wish pageants like Miss Universe or Miss America were, like, more. It's very niche pageants. I don't even know if they're televised and if they are, it's not like a major. But I feel like it would be so fun because remember, Kelly Clarkson launched that, like, singing competition, like, Eurovision state. Yeah. Eurovision for America. Like, that should have taken off.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

We need more, like, national competitions on a global scale.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh. So the grand finale will take place. It took place yesterday with the winner moving on to represent the country in Miss Grand International Pageant in India this October. So I don't know if she won that.

[Co-host]

Maybe it was the table teeth.

[Jackson Claude]

No, but I think, like, like, it's her superpower now. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Co-host]

And they all have causes. Maybe hers can be, like, there are a lot of organizations that do, like, mouth, like, cleft lip palettes in third world countries or, like, tea dental work for underprivileged.

[Jackson Claude]

No.

[Co-host]

Hopeless. Not toothless.

[Jackson Claude]

Homeless. No. But I was thinking more like how Alex Earl, if you told her growing up, like, her act.

[Co-host]

Right.

[Jackson Claude]

Was going to be the thing that saves her heart and was going to launch her to superstardom. You would have never guessed. And same with this girl's teeth. She's probably been insecure about them, hence the veneers. And now it's like the thing that everyone's talking about you for and commending you for your grace. Grace under pressure.

[Co-host]

Do you think that she should, moving forward, like, be a pageant girl with buck teeth, like, not conform to society's beauty standards for women?

[Jackson Claude]

So while I think that, like, we all who consume this secondhand, like, appreciated the authenticity, I feel like the judges, the pageant that she was in, like, they're like, oh, hell no.

[Co-host]

Right. You're out.

[Jackson Claude]

There's the reason and she felt the need to wear them.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

They are not craving, like, authenticity and vulnerability.

[Co-host]

Yeah. Yeah. Did I ever tell you about the time, like, I almost did Miss, like, Teen New York?

[Jackson Claude]

I mean, I was there with you as your sister.

[Co-host]

Yeah. I don't know if I've told the story, but, like, actually, a friend of mine did a Miss Teen. Maybe it wasn't New York something. We all went to the competition. It was in Connecticut. It. She didn't really make it really far, but, like, it was fun, whatever. And then I was like, you know what? Yeah, let's do it. I had this amazing phone interview. I remember I was, like, standing on the street. I must have been in, like, 11th grade. And I gave, like, probably one of the most dazzling phone interview performances like that anybody's ever done. And I was like, I know I'll be getting a call. And I did. And then I was, like, sort of setting in that I would have to do swimsuit competition. And so the idea, like, I was never serious about doing it, you know?

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

But my life could have been totally different. A lot of people get their starts in pageantry, Shannon, for.

[Jackson Claude]

I don't think your life would have been different, actually. Like, you would have.

[Co-host]

This would have been, like, another funny

[Jackson Claude]

influencer podcaster who has to start in pageantry. Like all other.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Influencer podcast.

[Co-host]

It may have. May have just been, like, one of my funny stories, you know, Like.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. How I almost try to kind of

[Co-host]

a theme of, like, my young adult life is, like, almost doing things. I almost tried out for X Factor. I almost got in the police car during the bank robbery. I almost became Miss Teen New York.

[Jackson Claude]

I wonder, like, you almost wasn't that singer.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

At least you did that one.

[Co-host]

One sort of.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, and the other one you almost did. Can I say what you almost did?

[Co-host]

What? I never almost did it. I've told that story. I was literally asked to do special Special Forces, and I said no. Like, I was pregnant, too. But, like, even if I wasn't, I was never doing that.

[Jackson Claude]

I feel like you said recently, like, if you weren't pregnant, like, you would have done Special Forces.

[Co-host]

I probably would have felt like I had to. Similar, like, when you get asked, like, with Mass Singer, like, I felt like I had to.

[Jackson Claude]

But I understand why you feel like you had to do Mass Singer. You have an amazing voice. And let's go.

[Co-host]

And I was not pregnant anymore. And I was like, I'm back with Special Forces. Pregnant or not pregnant, I do believe. Like, I was like, I'm Just limited.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

So I said no because I was pregnant. And honestly, thank God, Like, I would have been like, Britney Cartwright. I would have sent myself home the first day.

[Jackson Claude]

You would have hated it.

[Co-host]

Hated. Even though when they asked me, like,

[Jackson Claude]

maybe, like, I think 5K, like, before

[Co-host]

I got pregnant, I was working out every day. Like, I was kind of crushing. It's different.

[Jackson Claude]

The physical is on another level, of course, but you're actually, like. I was pretty prepared for a physical. You, like, sleep, intense, emotional. And there's one toilet and there's, like, torture. And, like, you are, like, in, like.

[Co-host]

And you, like, open up about stuff. Girl, get out. Like, I saw clips of Brianna Chicken Fried talking about her, like, abusive relationship. I would have to talk about, like, my trauma. Seriously. That's nobody's business.

[Jackson Claude]

For what? For television.

[Co-host]

For a show nobody watches, by the way. Mind you.

[Jackson Claude]

No, people watch it, but it's like, they don't. Okay. You just, like, let it all out there. Like.

[Co-host]

Like, for Traders, like, it's. I think a lot of it is really embarrassing. Like, the physical challenges, the doing your own makeup, the looking like a rat for 24 hours. Like, but it's her Traders. Like, there's a huge payoff.

[Jackson Claude]

No, you don't have to open up for traders.

[Co-host]

No, you don't. I think it helps if you do.

[Jackson Claude]

Maybe you could get, like, one more round. Timothy Vote. But, like, are you so desperate you'll tell the whole world your life story to stay on the TV show for one more day?

[Co-host]

No, that's what I'm. No, but it may be. If it's like, a really big TV

[Jackson Claude]

show, I get it for one more day. One more week.

[Co-host]

Week.

[Jackson Claude]

One more day for you. Week for viewer kind.

[Co-host]

Yes. One more. You get paid per episode, so, like, maybe you just really need the money.

[Jackson Claude]

So you'll tell your whole life story.

[Co-host]

Yeah. And if you want to hear my life story, I literally wrote a book.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, you know what?

[Co-host]

The Crazy Beautiful Life of an Instagram Thirst Monster. It was a New York Times bestseller. A lot of people don't know that. I read it, wrote it, because it was, like, kind of a long time ago. Now, perhaps time for a sequel. People say it's amazing and it's nice and short. It was, like, 240 pages.

[Jackson Claude]

Speaking of, people thought there was camper and counselor erasure here because they hadn't seen it on the shelf, but it's just higher up.

[Co-host]

Never. There's never been Count Camera Counciloration.

[Jackson Claude]

No.

[Co-host]

The best book ever written. It's up there. With, like, giraffes can't dance and Brown

[Jackson Claude]

Bear and, like, Cat in the Hat.

[Co-host]

Like, seriously, I need Ruby to, like, expand his, like, literary interest because I can't read that Brown Bear anymore.

[Jackson Claude]

It'll go. And then you'll be like, oh, my gosh, how did we ever stop reading that?

[Co-host]

Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you.

[Jackson Claude]

And I get?

[Co-host]

I go like, crazy reading it because it's repetitive. And so you have to, like. I don't know what's exciting about it for him. Like, I don't understand. So obviously I've been adding. Do you want to hear my current rendition of Brown Bear? I've added it's. I'm actually really. Again, we add the sounds in Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see? I see a red bird looking at me. Red bird, red bird, what do you see? I see it. And you're getting, like, the vibe. Like, I've been adding in the sounds. Oh.

[Jackson Claude]

When they're asked the question, that's how they respond. And then you translate.

[Co-host]

And then when they say, teacher, teacher, what does the teacher say? Say, this is what I say. I say, reuben G. Safer, you go to the principal's office right now for being the cutest darn kid in this entire school. He loves that part. Children, children, what do you see? And then instead of repeating back like, what animals? I say we see aar, kaka, quack.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, wow. So they really have the association.

[Co-host]

And then I got go r. You are the cutest. This entire d school system. Go to the prison's office right now. Looking at us, I go, I've gone crazy.

[Jackson Claude]

You have to expand it. Otherwise you're reading the same thing over and over again. Like, you have to add.

[Co-host]

Maybe the problem is I'm making it so interesting.

[Jackson Claude]

You have to make it so meaty.

[Co-host]

Correct.

[Jackson Claude]

We'll leave you with that brown bear stew. So meaty.

[Co-host]

That's our show. A nasafi. And you know what? It's fine.

[Jackson Claude]

A nasafi. Like a sick one for you. A nice sick one for you.

[Co-host]

Hope you guys have an amazing day. We'll see you tomorrow. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast and Lenny Morning show. We deal with the fastest stories. Any tune. Every Monday, Friday, YouTube. Please feel free to subscribe. Thumbs up. We're also available podcast. Podcast. Spotify sending in wickedly talented. We are. Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Love you by.

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