Two Pregnant Swirlies: Friday, May 9th, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Toast | Episode: Two Pregnant Swirlies | Released: May 9, 2025

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Introduction

In this lively episode of "The Toast," hosts Jackie and Claudia Oshry kick off with exciting personal news: both are expecting! The revelation marks a significant moment for the duo as they navigate the transition from keeping such big news under wraps to sharing it with their audience openly.

Claudia Oshry (00:57): "It's so great to have our big secret out in the open. And I say our. Yes. This is about me, too."

Jackie Oshry (01:10): "I can finally share and, like, just be real, you know, My pants are unzipped, so if you see a little something. If you see something, say nothing."

The hosts delve into the emotions and logistical aspects of announcing their pregnancies, discussing the support they've received and how their personal lives intertwine with their professional endeavors.

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Main Stories

1. Election of Pope Leo XIV: The First American Pope

The episode highlights the historic election of Pope Leo XIV, the first American to ascend to this esteemed position. Jackie and Claudia express their excitement and reflect on the significance of an American Pope in the global religious landscape.

Claudia Oshry (24:30): "We're proud to be represented in the Vatican as an American."

Jackie Oshry (25:06): "Cardinal Robert Prevost announces Pope Leo XIV. He will make history, not herstory. Let's just be clear, as the first American Pope."

The hosts discuss the swift conclave process, the new Pope's potential impact, and even tease the possibility of celebrity sightings at the Vatican, humorously speculating whether Harry Styles might have been present.

Jackie Oshry (25:49): "I feel like anyone could look like that. Like, of all the global citizens of the world."

2. Hoda Kattan as Potential Successor to Kelly Clarkson's Talk Show

Rumors are swirling that Hoda Kattan may take over Kelly Clarkson's talk show following Clarkson's departure from the "Today" show. Jackie and Claudia explore the implications of this potential transition, debating Hoda's fit and the future of daytime television.

Claudia Oshry (31:02): "I don't like that we're having these types of conversations, like, about Kelly. Like, it's about even cold yet."

Jackie Oshry (32:28): "Maybe it's the right direction, but if Hoda wants to do it, because we don't really know why she left today's show."

They consider Hoda's strengths, such as her connection with motherhood and her ability to batch episodes, making her a suitable candidate for the role despite uncertainties about Kelly Clarkson's future plans.

3. Lea Michele Opens Up About Fractured Relationships Post-Corey Monteith's Death

In a poignant segment, Lea Michele shares her deeply personal experience following the tragic death of her fiancé, Corey Monteith. She discusses the challenges she faced in maintaining relationships with her "Glee" castmates and the pressures of continuing work amidst grief.

Jackie Oshry (34:04): "She admitted that Corey Monteith's death in 2013 led to her having a fractured relationship with her fellow cast members."

Claudia Oshry (36:20): "It's clear she's misunderstood. That's a good way of putting it."

The conversation delves into Lea's feelings of isolation, her dedication to work as a coping mechanism, and the misconceptions surrounding her behavior during that difficult time.

4. Courtney's Lemmy Ad Featuring Kourtney Kardashian and Julia Fox

Jackie and Claudia discuss a new, intriguing advertisement from Courtney's Lemmy brand, which stars Kourtney Kardashian and Julia Fox. The ad features Julia in a sultry bathtub scene, promoting a mysterious new product that has piqued the hosts' curiosity.

Jackie Oshry (40:43): "Julia Fox slipped into a bubble bath for a sultry new ad to promote a mysterious new product from Courtney's Lemmy brand."

Claudia Oshry (42:07): "It's like a promotion for one of their businesses and talking about innocuous drama. It's the perfect thing they would talk about on the show."

The hosts speculate about the nature of the product, suggesting it might relate to sexual wellness, and ponder the strategic marketing moves behind pairing prominent figures like Kourtney and Julia.

5. Yellowstone Spin-Off with Luke Grimes as Casey Dutton

The episode covers the greenlighting of a new "Yellowstone" spin-off centered on the character Casey Dutton, portrayed by Luke Grimes. Jackie voices her skepticism about focusing on this particular character, while Claudia shares her disdain for Casey's persona.

Claudia Oshry (50:54): "Like, pick a worse family to follow. I hate him and his wife. And that kid is annoying as hell."

Jackie Oshry (51:19): "I'm always open to a Yellowstone spin-off because the original show was so popular. But Casey is so goddamn annoying."

The conversation touches on the challenges of expanding a beloved series and the potential audience reception of focusing on less favored characters.

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Final Segments

Queenie and Weenie of the Week

In their signature lighthearted segment, Jackie and Claudia award the titles of "Queenie of the Week" and "Weenie of the Week" based on behaviors they observed over the past week. This playful feature allows them to engage with their audience by highlighting noteworthy actions within their community.

Claudia Oshry (54:20): "My Weenie of the week is gonna be Zach from the battle."

Jackie Oshry (55:37): "My Weenie of the week is Benji on the stick."

The hosts humorously critique Zach's actions during a show episode, emphasizing their ongoing commitment to candid and entertaining commentary.

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Conclusion

As the episode wraps up, Jackie and Claudia share updates on upcoming events, including Claudia's impending maternity leave and the introduction of in-person recordings with guest Jax. They encourage listeners to subscribe, leave reviews, and engage with their Patreon for exclusive content during their absence.

Claudia Oshry (57:44): "The week after that is the official start of my maternity leave. There will be no toast that week."

Jackie Oshry (58:18): "Thank you guys so much for listening to the chosen Monday morning show where we deliver the fast, fast stories you need to have every Monday through Friday and YouTube."

The hosts maintain their upbeat and engaging tone, ensuring their audience remains connected and informed about their personal and professional journeys.

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Notable Quotes

• Claudia Oshry (01:11): "We are pregnant at the same time, which I think has been a dream of ours for so long."

• Jackie Oshry (02:25): "Head to patreon.com/toast until it slips out one day."

• Claudia Oshry (24:30): "We're proud to be represented in the Vatican as an American."

• Jackie Oshry (34:04): "She admitted that Corey Monteith's death in 2013 led to her having a fractured relationship with her fellow cast members."

• Claudia Oshry (50:54): "I hate him and his wife. And that kid is annoying as hell."

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For those who haven't listened to this episode, "The Toast" delivers a blend of personal anecdotes, engaging discussions on current events, and entertaining segments that offer both humor and depth. Whether celebrating personal milestones or dissecting the latest news, Jackie and Claudia Oshry ensure their listeners are both informed and entertained.

Transcript

[Claudia Oshry]

Good morning, girlies. It's the toast. It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the best five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.

[Jackie Oshry]

I sound amazing.

[Claudia Oshry]

Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy Friday.

[Jackie Oshry]

Happy Fridays, Coach Della.

[Claudia Oshry]

What a day. I mean, first of all, let's just dive right in. Jackie O. With the drop of the century yesterday. Hey, excuse me. Jackie, you dropped this.

[Jackie Oshry]

Thank you. Yes. I announced that I'm pregnant yesterday. It's such a crazy feeling to go from something being, like, the biggest secret in your life to then, like, the next day, shouting it from the rooftops.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, it still feels wrong.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's just such a weird. Like, a. A weird transition. I'm like, why is everyone talking about this stuff? Like, Adam, we're not it. But no, it's actually been really nice that everyone is, like, so excited, and it's getting me even more excited, and I'm happy that I can finally share and, like, just be real, you know, My pants are unzipped, so if you see a little something. If you see something, say nothing.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, if you see something, say nothing.

[Jackie Oshry]

How about that?

[Claudia Oshry]

It's so great to have our big secret out in the open. And I say our. Yes. This is about me, too. Not only as an extremely involved and dedicated auntie, but also as a fellow. Fellow. Fellow pregnant. Fellow pregnant sister. Like, marketing sister. We are pregnant at the same time, which I think has been a dream of ours for so long. Right. Like, obviously, I missed the boat the first couple of times, but I. When I say, like, I could not have planned the timing of this pregnancy better. Like. And then you got pregnant. Like, yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, it's very exciting. And we were like, we've just been so excited to, like, we have one week to be pregnant on the show together.

[Claudia Oshry]

I know.

[Jackie Oshry]

Which. We're gonna have so much fun next week.

[Claudia Oshry]

Next week is gonna be so, like.

[Jackie Oshry]

What we've always dreamed of, literally. So it is a fun energy. But, like, I was talking to Shannon recently, as one does, and we were saying, like, I don't feel like. And people, like, it's so special. You're pregnant with Claudia. I'm like, I don't feel like I'm pregnant with Claudia. Like, we are on just such different pages right now.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Like, the stages that we're in could not be more different, but it counts. It's got it. We got it in.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yes. We Are. But I'm just saying it really doesn't feel like what you would think.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, no, we, like, so many people.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, friends have texted me that. I'm like, yeah, it's so nice. Like, it's just. It's not. It doesn't feel.

[Claudia Oshry]

Except every time we talk, we are both, like, in bed, no matter what time. Makeup off, pajamas on, 2pm like, we are both. We're having calls, we're taking our merch calls. We are both in the bed.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Yeah, that's true. So on that we're on the same page. But I do look forward to. To getting out of the bed soon and hopefully feeling better soon. That would be nice. Yeah. Like, having energy.

[Claudia Oshry]

Have you, like, bounced back from the first trimester? You're still kind of like, it's. It's not people, they make it seem like just one day, it's over. It's such a slowly slow phase out of the first trimester that, like, you don't even realize you feel better because, like, you don't.

[Jackie Oshry]

No. Weirdly, a few days this week, I felt worse than I ever have. Like, like racks of saltines. Like, I barely busted out the saltines. I, like, forget that that's a good option, but, like, so unwell. So I don't know if it's like one last big hurrah before the. Before it starts to get better, but no, it hasn't happened yet. But, you know, every day, okay, wake up. Like, hopefully today's. Today's the day, but we'll see. I mean, the good news is, is that I feel my best in the mornings. That's when the world needs me the most. So I'm here for the terse. And. But there were times, like, in the beginning when, after we did the toast, like, I seriously could have fallen asleep on this chair.

[Claudia Oshry]

You're telling me. I. I hear you.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't feel entirely that way anymore, which is great. And just looking forward to, like, new and different feelings, you know? Cause it's always. It's constantly evolving and it gets better in some ways, but then harder in other ways.

[Claudia Oshry]

And we've really been plugging our Patreon because, you know, in the next couple of months, while the toast is in a bit of, like, a flex mode, the Patreon will be buoying so many of you. And if there was ever a reason to join, maybe a little early before maternity leave, join now. Jackie Dropp a bomb ass vlog which featured, you know, not like me when I was announcing my pregnancy. I'M like, okay, I'll do one video for the announce and then one video for the gender reveal and one video for this and Jackie put it all in one video. You want sisters reactions? Check you on gender reveal. Check. Like, it's all in one. You want update? Like, what. What about circles? What about Jackie? Cervical incompetence.

[Jackie Oshry]

Right.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's all there. She didn't make you wait like I did.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, I like putting it all together. That's also because I like how. That's how I like to receive stuff. So, yes, the genders there. I'm three for three on that. Like, I'm always just like, I'm pregnant. Here's the gender. Even people were texting me, like, what's the gender? Could you tell me? I'm like, yeah, here. There you go.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Right.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, and will I say right now?

[Claudia Oshry]

Say right now? No. No.

[Jackie Oshry]

Head to patreon.com toast patreon.com toast until it slips out one day.

[Claudia Oshry]

So it's a really good time to support women in media. Of course, the Patreon's always popping off today specifically, and then in the next couple of weeks, we've been batching some really great content. We're. We're gonna be doing our regular daily. Not daily, weekly show during my maternity leave in July and August on Patreon. So it's never a bad time to spend $7.99. Highly recommend you signing up for Patreon on a computer. If you sign up on your phone in the Patreon app, Apple will charge you an extra three, four. That. Seriously? We don't say. So, yeah, head to patreon.com on a computer.

[Jackie Oshry]

Also, we recorded a super fun Patreon episode yesterday that's gonna go live in a few weeks. We have, like, some May dates where there's no Toast episodes, but there will be Patreon episodes. So just now's the time. I feel like you might have been on the fence. You might say, what is this, Patreon? Never heard, Right.

[Claudia Oshry]

I've never been to this website.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's just patreon.com shows you literally just, like, click sign up and you enter a login, and that's it. You have access to literally 300 episodes that we've done over the last seven years. I feel like it sounds more intimidating than it is like a secret club. It's really not. It's just a website.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. And then you also get access to our Facebook group, which is just like, an extra. Some people. Some people spend the 7.9. 9amonth just to get into the Facebook group.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, that's also.

[Claudia Oshry]

Which I respect. I don't want to, like, switch gears to tell you the thing that happened to me this morning unless you're, like, fully done.

[Jackie Oshry]

You know, I. I can be done because I left it all in the vlog. I look forward to.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, it's like, it's your. It's your pre Fast Five banter today.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, I know. But it's okay. I look forward to updating you guys as I have updates. So, like, if you want to talk about something else, like, I could always bring it back to me if I feel the need.

[Claudia Oshry]

Way to have an idea.

[Jackie Oshry]

Talk about the thing that happened to you. I'll give you the floor.

[Claudia Oshry]

You're going to. You're going to be interested in the thing that happened to me this morning. But before I do, I just had an idea.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay.

[Claudia Oshry]

When you come to New York, we have one week together being pregnant on the toast.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay.

[Claudia Oshry]

I think we have to do a dual maternity shoot.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, my God.

[Claudia Oshry]

Because I'm kind of against it because I hate my body. But if we did dual, we honestly probably would end up looking like a lesbian couple who are both carrying babies. But I'm down. I'm seriously down.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's true. I actually, as much as I want you to do maternity photo photos and I would.

[Claudia Oshry]

Not that bad.

[Jackie Oshry]

Not that bad.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, I'm not interested.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

But I will send you on a mystery. What's it called?

[Claudia Oshry]

We used to do those at camp. It was like the evening activities of mystery bus ride. And, like, it was usually the same three places, like the movies, bowling, or whatever. But I love the concept of a mystery bus ride. I did one for my, like, 28th birthday. I took everybody to Chelsea Pierce. They loved it.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm gonna send you on a mystery bus ride to a maternity shoot.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay. But you have to be. The only way I'll do it is if you're also modeling.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, maybe I'll jump into a photo like Annie in the Parent Trap, but.

[Claudia Oshry]

Maybe we could just ask AI to make it for us.

[Jackie Oshry]

That, like, sounds frightening. I like when it comes to photos. AI doesn't have the eye. They don't have the AI.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay, so permission to just quickly tell you about what happened to me this morning.

[Jackie Oshry]

I gotta be good. I thought you said last night.

[Claudia Oshry]

It is. Okay, so Ben and I woke up super early this morning, and it's, like, kind of a gross day outside. So we were just, like, making plans. Yeah, exactly. We were like, Planning dinner. And he was like, do you have time, like, to get breakfast before the toast? I'm like, yeah, it's always, like, a nice little treat, you know, especially. I'm really trying to get in all my meals because once Bebe is here, like, I'm not gonna be eating the way that I've been eating. So I treated myself to pancakes. Yeah, right.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, seriously, you're gonna be hungrier than ever. And you more deserving than ever.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, diet doesn't start the day you give birth. I just hope you know that.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, no, no, no, no. But I will be making better and more different choices. Not like a hundred percent back to the way I was, but, like, it's not gonna be as.

[Jackie Oshry]

I just. I think you should just, like, let go of that expectation. Like, oh, really? Yeah. Give yourself time. Like, stop. You're so toxic.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay, fine, Fine. So we go to, like, the most random diner. Like, seriously, I don't know why we ate at this place. Like, it was honestly terrible. Like, so random. We're in the middle of the most random. We sit down. I'm in the seat that's, like, facing the restaurant, so I can see everything. Ben's looking at, like, the bathroom. And I actually filmed Ben's reaction. I'm like, ben, I'm about to tell you the craziest thing. I have to just film you while I tell you. I said, ben, what if I told you that one of the Brunson boys is right behind you?

[Jackie Oshry]

His friend or Jalen Brunson.

[Claudia Oshry]

His. One of. One of the members of the Brunson boys chat.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay.

[Claudia Oshry]

He was like. He was like, well, I wouldn't believe you. I'm like, well, turn around. Jack was right there. A fellow Brunson boy.

[Jackie Oshry]

It was actually unmasked.

[Claudia Oshry]

It was actually the weirdest thing, like, to see someone, you know, like, what diner was it?

[Jackie Oshry]

Like?

[Claudia Oshry]

Just a rant. Like, sir, if I told you, you wouldn't even know it. Like, it was such a random hole in the wall, and she was a.

[Jackie Oshry]

Hole in the wall.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. I'm not like, I'm so chill. I mean, we just grab. We just grab a slice and we go to the wall. Let me tell you, Ben. Ben was regretting ever asking me to be a chill, grab a size girl. It was one of the most disgusting meals we'd ever had. But to see a Brunson boy out in the wild, it truly feels actually like the world revolves. Do you feel like everybody's talking about the Brunson boys?

[Jackie Oshry]

I do, but did he say anything about the publication of the Brunson boys? Does he know? How did the Brunson boys feel about their newfound fame?

[Claudia Oshry]

Of course they found out because we posted a clip about it. God forbid any of them ever, like, you know, listen to my child, support me.

[Jackie Oshry]

But I. I'm sure, like, there's a wife that does. A girlfriend maybe.

[Claudia Oshry]

But that's not how they found out. They found out from the clip that we posted on the toast. They posted it in the chat and they were, like, giggling about it. They love it. Like, they're famous even.

[Jackie Oshry]

I call them weenies.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. But I don't think that part made the clip. So this part. That one. Oh, did.

[Jackie Oshry]

It did. But maybe they didn't watch the whole thing.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. They just were like, whoa, Brunson boys. Global. Global stage. And then we ran into a Brunson boy this morning. The Brunson boy doesn't even live near us. Like, it was so crazy. The world revolves around the Brunson boys.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's for sure. Yeah, that's for damn sure.

[Claudia Oshry]

And actually, I feel like everybody's talking about, like, more so the Knicks, because they're headed home tomorrow. And if they win this game, which they very well could, the next game, I think, would be on Monday, and it would be their chance to beat the Celtics completely. And it's also the same night that the Yankees and the Mets are playing each other at Yankee Stadium. But it's the first time, I guess one of these huge Yankees player, Juan Soto, he last. This is a couple of months ago. He, before the season started, got traded to the Mets. So this is like his big homecoming. Like, they say they're going to call. Need to call in the National Guard for what's going to happen potentially in New York on Monday.

[Jackie Oshry]

Interesting. Yeah, we'll watch this space.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, you better, like, seriously, hide your kids, hide your wife, lock your doors.

[Jackie Oshry]

I feel like we should go to one of the games. Maybe not you, but maybe me.

[Claudia Oshry]

Why?

[Jackie Oshry]

Because I literally said last two days ago, you don't want to go to anything. You don't.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, but if you're going, sweet.

[Jackie Oshry]

Even if someone said they wouldn't talk to you, but they would give you a free ticket.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, but you're going. So, like, I have to go. Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, if it's and potentially final game at msg, like, and I'm in town, I should go with you and the brothers.

[Claudia Oshry]

Thousand percent. Even though Ben said, like, the worst seats in the house are $2,000.

[Jackie Oshry]

Interesting. Well, that makes sense. But also we should get a suite like for the Brunson boys. Like, sponsor.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh my God. That's actually so crazy that you said that. Because this morning I was thinking about how much we've monetized the Brunson boys, sponsored by.

[Jackie Oshry]

Honestly, W should sponsor the Brunson.

[Claudia Oshry]

Paul should sponsor a suite for us to bring the Brunson boys and give them like the night of their lives. Like, kind of like make a wish, literally W Jake Paul's brand. Get in touch.

[Jackie Oshry]

We have plans or manscapes. Let's think of like the male brands that we work with that you know, like tour work with us.

[Claudia Oshry]

We'll like pick them up in a limo. Like, we'll make it like a street bus, right? Yes. Oh, my God. Like, we'll make it like a really special night for the B. The. The B squared.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Love that.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh my God, that would be so cute. If any brand, does it have to be male centric?

[Claudia Oshry]

Of course not. It could be free partnership idea.

[Jackie Oshry]

Could be Quince.

[Claudia Oshry]

I really want. I really want it to be W. Honestly.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. But if you want to have amazingly viral moment, really get your brand out there.

[Claudia Oshry]

Maybe Jake Paul's betting app. He has like a sports betting app. Better.

[Jackie Oshry]

Maybe prime takes us.

[Claudia Oshry]

Sure.

[Jackie Oshry]

You know, I have the prime hookup.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm non denominational. Like, I'll go with any brand.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. I also have the Feastables hookup.

[Claudia Oshry]

And then tick tock would love us. Because anytime there's like a brand trip, people are like, you should bring real people. Like nurses. Okay. Like these guys. Like, one of them, one of them's a lawyer. Like, they're regular people. Like, let's see if anybody cares about trip of civilians. We're doing it.

[Jackie Oshry]

That is so funny.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm so tired of that rhetoric. Like, I'm so tired of brands gifting influencers free products. Like, give it to the. The regular girl. Okay. And who does that help besides the regular girl? Like, yeah, it doesn't help the brand. Like, I'm just so over. That's just not how the world works. Like, yeah, it would be nice if all of the. It would be nice if hunger was solved. Like, but it's not.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And I'm sure brands do donate a lot of product just because, like, they would otherwise throw it away. Like, I think they just like happen to also donate stuff. And I feel like every time they these days, every time they do gift, they also do like a donation component, you know, just to like offset.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. Their carbon footprint.

[Jackie Oshry]

But it's Just never enough.

[Claudia Oshry]

So sorry for. Like, quickly, let's put the trick, the tracks back to you. Like, that's my story. I saw a Bronson boy in the wild this morning. Back to you. How are you feeling?

[Jackie Oshry]

Back to me. I'm. I'm good. I'm excited. I've got a lot coming up. We have a very busy month together. Like, very exciting things. Work, things personal. So it's just. It's a busy time, you know?

[Claudia Oshry]

It is. It's a great time to be a toaster. Like, so much happening in the toasty world. We have so many fabulous guests. I guess co host booked for maternity leave.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, literally we're booked up and the.

[Claudia Oshry]

The.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's still coming.

[Claudia Oshry]

People want to get in and like. So I'm like, we can't accommodate.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm trying to move things around, but like, seats taken.

[Claudia Oshry]

Seats taken. Oh, my God. There is a bar by one of our doctor's office.

[Jackie Oshry]

Taken.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, but the way you said it reminded me. It's called Shaken not Stirred. That's just the name of the bar. No, but the logo. The A in Shaken is a martini glass, which looks more like a Y than an A. Me and Ben walk past it, we're like, shaken.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, I can't with you.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's such a bad logo. Like, I like the concept of using the martini as a Y. So. So you. You needed a different name for your bar. Something that had a Y, you know, An A is Shaken. It pisses me off. No, every time we, like, drive up, we're like, shaken.

[Jackie Oshry]

But a martini glass does look like a Y. Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

And they're having it be an A.

[Jackie Oshry]

Sorry, sorry. I just proved your point.

[Claudia Oshry]

Thank you. Yeah, no, it's a cute concept. If your bar was called, like, Barry's. I don't know. Don't ask me why that came to mind. But like, with a little Martini at the end.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, yeah. Or like friends and boys with the martini love. We need to get them to meet Jalen Brunson.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay, so you know Jalen Brunson is like kind of Jewish. His wife is like a big Jew.

[Jackie Oshry]

Is she a toaster?

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm pretty sure Ben, like, knows her.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm sorry. She's been listening to all of this.

[Claudia Oshry]

And she hasn't reached out, so maybe she has. I haven't. I. I like Ben.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, right. No, we don't.

[Claudia Oshry]

We don't know. We never check our messages. And I'm sure she's like, super busy. It's like a very, like, high stress time for Her. Right. You know, but you would think, like.

[Jackie Oshry]

That'S when she would want a reprieve. Like, yeah, let me just call up my girls.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, let me just call up the.

[Jackie Oshry]

Swirlies for a little bit of lulls.

[Claudia Oshry]

So there is like a yeshivish connection to Brunson as well, which is nice.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, okay. We'll definitely explore this further.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And feel free brands just to reach out directly. We'll check our messages. We promise we will. Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

But if you're like a high level brand, like you know how to reach.

[Claudia Oshry]

Us, get in touch.

[Jackie Oshry]

Look, we work every day.

[Claudia Oshry]

Have your people call our people every day. Call Michael Bostic.

[Jackie Oshry]

Bruno.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh.

[Jackie Oshry]

If anything was going to give away the fact that I was pregnant.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, it's Bruno's energy.

[Jackie Oshry]

The fact that Bruno has not left my side on the show for the last few weeks, whereas he used to never come on the show.

[Claudia Oshry]

So, like, because I've seen people being like, I knew Jackie didn't go on any rides at Disneyland. Like, she doesn't go on rides at Disneyland even before she got pregnant. So that was not like a tell.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, no.

[Claudia Oshry]

I haven't seen anyone say anything about Bruno.

[Jackie Oshry]

So many people sent me their text with their friends from like the day I went to Disney or whatever. Like, Screech, I think Jackie's pregnant. Like, she didn't go on the rides and she's not eating the food. I, I will never. I'm not a rides person, you guys.

[Claudia Oshry]

Jackie won't even scroll on her phone in the car. That's how.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's like a ride.

[Claudia Oshry]

If you're looking for Jackie and she's in a long car ride, she. You cannot find her.

[Jackie Oshry]

No. And I was like, so early. Like, nothing that happened at Disney, like, happened because I was pregnant. Like, I'm sorry to tell you, like, you didn't crack the case. But then there were like other things. I forget what people said that was like a giveaway. But I also felt like I wasn't. I was too tired to try and hide it.

[Claudia Oshry]

Being in your first trimester so hard because you so desperately want to hide it, but you also cannot care.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, the fact that you got up that day is a miracle.

[Jackie Oshry]

Right. So just was doing my best. But yeah, that one was not a tell. It would have been the exact same. Same.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Pregnant or not pregnant.

[Jackie Oshry]

Pregnant or not pregnant. But Bruno has been the old Mattel. And nobody even said that. Nobody said. I knew it. When Bruno would not leave your side.

[Claudia Oshry]

Nobody said that either.

[Jackie Oshry]

Brussel, Dwarf. But you know that he's a doula.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Brula. Brula the doula.

[Jackie Oshry]

Brula the doula. So, yes, that's how, you know, look at him.

[Claudia Oshry]

You know, it's Friday, which means queenie and weenie, which I'm really excited about. I've had mine for a couple of days. They haven't changed, which is exciting. So if it's okay with you, I'm. I'm fine, too. To dive in.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, I'm fine. We've got a lot to do. Like, today, at a glance, not even on the show, like, just in general, so might as well hop to it. Without further ado, it is time for the best five stories that you do need to know.

[Claudia Oshry]

And the Fast 5 stories that you do need to know is brought to you by Hulu and the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. So the wait for more episodes of our absolute favorite show of last year. Jackie and I actually both ranked it when we did our year recap. Was it both our number one shows of the year last year? Remember, we did our end of year two.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. The wait is almost over. It's coming back to Hula with an all new season on May 15th. That's actually really soon. That's literally Wednesday. So we'll finally get to find out what's going on with our favorite saints and sinners. Are Taylor and Dakota still together? Hopefully not. Are Jen and Zach still dealing with the aftermath of their trip to Vegas? I think so. Will Whitney be let back into the group after her actions last season? I'm also hoping not. Plus, Demi and Jesse are finding out all three things. Well, I'm just saying I'm hoping Demi and Jesse are finding themselves in quite a bit of drama. Layla has a shocking discovery, and Miranda's arrival to the group to clear up the swinging scandal finally is happening. Yeah, she's new and she's like a part of if you were there, like, on Mom Talk at the time. She's a major player. Okay, so this is kind of. This is not to sound, you know, corny, but I don't know if mom talk can survive this.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Once again, so find out if mom talk so much is gonna survive this on May 15th. So don't miss the new season of the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives coming to Hulu on May 15th. I cannot wait. That's such a good show to have, like, in my back pocket while I'm just, like, waiting around. Maybe. Maybe I'll watch it in the hospital. Cannot wait. That's May 15th. Today's episode is also brought to you by True Fru. So very excited that Jackie and I are working with True Fruit. I actually was just watching an Instagram story set of ours where we were laying in your bed trying to get our husbands to answer their phones because we wanted them to bring us true fruit. Do you remember that? And they like wouldn't answer. We were like screaming from your bed.

[Jackie Oshry]

That is so funny. No, but that sounds about right.

[Claudia Oshry]

We are True Fruit loyalists. Jackie put them on to me. Added to the list and starting on May 4, Target now has all the true fruit flavors in their freezer aisle. So the girlies in the true fruit office are all toasters. They knew how toasty, you know, we are when it comes to true fruit and how all the swirlies are shopping at Target these days. And so make sure to stock up on your True fru. So starting this month, all the flavors will be available in the freezer aisle at Target. I think a lot of times people like can't find the flavors that they want at certain stores and now that Target has all of them, it's just kind of huge if you don't know what Trufur is. They take perfectly ripe fruit, they coat it in insanely good dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and then flash freeze it to lock in all the good goodness. It's different because it has no artificial flavors and no weird stuff. It's just real fruit chocolate and ma magic. It's my. It's kind of one of the go to snacks that I have when I'm being good on my diet and when I'm being bad because like it fits in both categories. It's so delicious. I eat it like really 24 7, 365. You can find all the flavors of true fruit in the Target freezer aisle. It's a perfect post. Dinner treat, midday pick me up. It's really, it's the sweet treat before bed. Like to me, that's when true fruit I like to take like a big handful and put it in like a cup and then just sort of like.

[Jackie Oshry]

You can't let that melt in your hand, right?

[Claudia Oshry]

Spend the night doing that. So once you try true Fruit, you will wonder how fruit ever existed without chocolate. Grab your friends or anyone you love, head to Target freezer aisle to try all the flavors of true fruit. Or are your online grocery shoppers can buy True [e-mail] Today's episode is also brought to you by Vivrel, the first of its kind luxury accessories members only club providing members access to borrowed Designer handbags, jewelry, watches and diamonds. So a lot of you guys have, you know, monthly memberships. You borrow clothes. Vivrel is out here doing the smartest thing ever, where you can literally shop their accessories closet. So they have designer jewelry, designer bags, backpacks, fanny packs, like, literally totes. Any bag you want, you. Their membership start at 45amonth, and then literally, you can get a Chanel bag. Like, it's insane. They carry real designers. This is not like a scam. Like, they have legit designer bags there. I've borrowed Chanel bags, Prada bags, Hermes bags, like Botaeger, Dior, Van Cleef jewelry. Like, it's serious stuff, you guys. Members can treat the Vivrel closet like their own. They can borrow anything within their tier. They have no return dates at Vivrell, so you can swap items once per month. You can keep an item for as long as you'd like. Membership start at 45amonth. And we have a code toast to get you to the top of the vivre waitlist and 30% off your first four months of membership. Not anyone can just join Vivrel, which is nice because sometimes if you want a bag and somebody else has it, like, if there's so many members, you'll never get the bag that you want. But for the most part, like, they always have the bags that you want available because they're really picky with their members. So if you want to become a member, go to vivrel.com apply for membership today using code toast. You'll also get 30 off four months of membership. The code will allow you to skip the waitlist as well, so go to v I V-R-E-L l e.com code toast for 30 off 4 months of membership. It's also a great Mother's Day gift to get, like, your mom, like, a year of Vivrel membership.

[Jackie Oshry]

Super thoughtful.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, that's me.

[Jackie Oshry]

Our first story. They have elected a new Pope.

[Claudia Oshry]

He's American. I feel like we literally manifested this when we were talking about the Pope who passed, and then we were talking about, like, you know, the process of the conclave. We were wondering, had there ever been an American? There hadn't. And we were like. I just feel like we put this out into the universe. I didn't even know it was a possibility until we talked about it.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. But maybe it's also just, like, America's time, you know, because what, we have been a country for 250 years. Is that where we're at right now?

[Claudia Oshry]

I think we're considered young, Right.

[Jackie Oshry]

Compared to, like, young and like, the. For the Pope has been happening for, like, a thousand years. So, like. Right, yeah. That's why three quarters of it. They're not going to take from this rando new country, but I think now.

[Claudia Oshry]

We'Re pretty established and we're like, kind of a major superpower, I would say.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. So it was bound to happen. Cardinal Robert Prevost announces of Pope Leo xiv. He will make history, not herstory. Let's just be clear, as the first American Pope.

[Claudia Oshry]

So.

[Jackie Oshry]

So Pope Leo comes out of Chicago.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. That's his chosen name, his sort of his stage name, if you will.

[Jackie Oshry]

I would love to know why, you.

[Claudia Oshry]

Know, but Leo must be, like, one of his favorite saints or, like a story, you know, like.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, no, I'm sure the story behind, especially if he's the 14th one, that means there were 13 prior that he obviously, which was popular. Pope Rob would have been cute.

[Claudia Oshry]

And I don't know if it's just because he's American and it feels familiar, but, like, his face, like, I feel like I know this guy, you know, like.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, but it's just. I will say, over the course of the conclave and this process, since Pro Francis past rip, I've kind of like, fallen for a couple different popes or cardinals along the way.

[Claudia Oshry]

The one from Jerusalem.

[Jackie Oshry]

The one from Jerusalem. Pizza. Pizza.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

I was a thousand percent. We were all rooting for you.

[Claudia Oshry]

I was. I was rooting for him, too. And he was actually, like, he wasn't a rando. Like, he has lots of fans.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's a strong choice.

[Claudia Oshry]

He was a legit contender.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. So I'm kind of, like, bummed for the people I was rooting for. There were a couple that I met along the way that I was like, you seem like you've got what it takes, the elk of a Pope. Instead, we got Pope Robert, which I didn't know him before, but I'm, of course, a proud American and 1000%. You're happy to see one of your countrymen up there in the highest honor.

[Claudia Oshry]

Doing a Stang for the papacy.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. So I think it's very exciting. I also feel like the entire process, start to finish, was quite swift.

[Claudia Oshry]

So this was a short one. Usually, like, I don't know how many times in the past, but every day or I don't know how frequently they vote, and if they don't reach a consensus, they send out black smoke. So usually there's like, a couple of black smokes. There was just One. And then the second one was white smoke, meaning they've elected a new pop.

[Jackie Oshry]

Who do you think?

[Claudia Oshry]

Did you see Harry Styles at the back?

[Jackie Oshry]

That was what I was going to say next. But who do you think was, like, the second one? Who. Like, there was black smoke that day because it was between the two.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, I don't know. Runner up.

[Jackie Oshry]

And what does he do now? Like, that was his chance.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

And, yeah, this Pope is 69 years young.

[Claudia Oshry]

Young.

[Jackie Oshry]

So I think there's. It could be a big future for him.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm glad. No, this is really a huge day for America. I don't know, like, the real intricacies politically. Like, I. I've seen discourse being like, oh, he's too progressive, he's too conservative. Which, honestly, people are saying both. Sounds like he's pretty, like, standard right down the middle.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

So I'm not going to claim to know, like, what the whole vibe is, but happy to be represented in the Vatican as an American. What was Harry Styles doing there?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. So there's a picture going viral of what appears to be Harry Styles, like, in the crowd at.

[Claudia Oshry]

As a nobody. Like, not with security. He's just, like, wearing a baseball hat.

[Jackie Oshry]

So I don't think it's him.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh. Because also, people forget Harry Styles is Jewish.

[Jackie Oshry]

He's, like, part Jewish, but maybe he was, like, in Rome for work or whatever. And this is a major historical moment. So you wade over to the Vatican to see what happens.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, but you're not going, like, to. You're not fleeing your country to go to Rome during a conclave unless you're Catholic. But if you're already there, I just.

[Jackie Oshry]

It does sort of look like a random Roman man.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, you don't think. Let me study the photo. Hold on.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm looking at this page six article. The only thing that is that he's wearing a coat that looks very similar to a coat he wore out and about in London last month. So that's actually, like, pretty Jackie.

[Claudia Oshry]

It is 100, Harry. Like, I don't even know what you're talking about.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't know. I feel like anyone could look like that. Like, of all the global citizens of the world.

[Claudia Oshry]

Wait, why is nobody talking about the hat?

[Jackie Oshry]

Techno is my boyfriend.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. That's kind of a Taylor Swift reference.

[Jackie Oshry]

Is it?

[Claudia Oshry]

Karma's my. Karma is my boyfriend.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, no. That's like an. No, Everything is my boyfriend. Techno.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay, Okay. I mean, it's. How did this. How is there only one photo?

[Jackie Oshry]

I think he really blended.

[Claudia Oshry]

The papacy.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. I Don't know. I need more.

[Claudia Oshry]

I think it's him.

[Jackie Oshry]

I need, like, sunglass confirmation or, like, confirmation that he has that hat or.

[Claudia Oshry]

That he's currently rocking a big old mustache or.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Or mustache. Or that he's in Roma or that.

[Claudia Oshry]

He'S particularly interested in the Babazi.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, I think that he could be and be interested in just history. I'd walk over there if I were in Rome, 1000%.

[Claudia Oshry]

Even though I was in Rome and, like, everybody was doing a tour of the Vatican and I was like, you know what, guys?

[Jackie Oshry]

Not on the day they elected new Pope.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, no. Oh. But if I was in Rome the day they elected.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's what I'm saying.

[Claudia Oshry]

You would not be able to stop me. They've elected a new Pope, right?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. If I were in Rome, I don't know if I would visit the Vatican. Depend on the schedule. On the day they elect a new pope. You get your ass there.

[Claudia Oshry]

I feel like I need to rewatch Eurovision now that I know so much about the papacy and Conclave, because I feel like the. The whole scene where they accidentally light this chimney on fire, like, would probably hit harder.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, you should.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Re. Watch it.

[Claudia Oshry]

Weekend project.

[Jackie Oshry]

Don't work too hard, Claude. Don't work too hard.

[Claudia Oshry]

I seriously work way too hard.

[Jackie Oshry]

Are you ready for our next story? Someone else is working hard. Hoda Copy is on the list to take over Kelly Clarkson's talk show after her Today show exit.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay, I just want to say, like, this is a hard story for me because I'm holding space for my two queens. But. But I don't like that we're having these types of conversations, like, about Kelly. Like, it's, like, it's about even cold yet. She's. She hasn't announced, like, anything. We don't know that she's not, in fact, coming back. We don't know. And, like, why are we saying stories like this? Like, calm down.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, maybe it's because it's real.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, I'm just saying, like, I don't like it.

[Jackie Oshry]

I kind of like it. I don't know why. Like, Kelly, like, the show has been amazing for Kelly. If she did it forever, I would be cheering her on. But I'm also, like, ready for what's next for her. She. You can't, like, keep her in a box. You can't keep her down. And, like, I. I don't know.

[Claudia Oshry]

It holds her back as a pop star.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. I could see her having, like, a cooking show one day or, like, a whole, like, I Don't know. I just feel like maybe she's ready for. And, you know, I, like, change. So I just feel like maybe she's ready for what's next.

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't disagree that it puts her in a box. And I think when it comes to like, even. It's just. It's such a big national platform. But, like, I think that, you know, she didn't tour chemistry the album, and I think maybe the album suffered a little bit because, like, her priority is this daily show. I just think, like, before we start filling her shoes, like, let's give her the courtesy of announcing first.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Well, they're saying Hoda's being considered as a potential candidate to replace Kelly amid rumors that the singer is exiting her show.

[Claudia Oshry]

Well, I love it. Like, Hoda is perfect.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And we also said, like, what's Hoda gonna do next? This would be, like, a major step up for Hoda to have her own show.

[Claudia Oshry]

Although it does give the Meredith Vieira Show. They just remind me of, like, America Sweethearts. I think she was also the Today show, Meredith, and that was kind of a flop. So it's like, daytime. Such a tough thing to crack because this is, like, obviously Hoda is going to be successful. It's going to be the biggest show. But I could also see it, like, not working because you never know what's going to work in daytime.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, it's true. And I could see. I could see. I don't know. I think Kelly Clarkson's, like, celebrity aspect was also. But Hoda has a lot of celebrity friends, but I don't know, like, Kelly Yoki, she just had, like, a little bit more than the average.

[Claudia Oshry]

She's very dynamic. Yeah. She's not just a talker. She's a singer. And so it added. I actually think, like, the Kelly Yoki and the singing elements is. Is what brought a lot of people to the show. Not Kelly's, you know, keen interviewing skills.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. So we shall see. But I think this, like, is a good. They're trending in the right direction, and it would have to be, like, if Hoda wants to do it, because we don't really know why she left today's show.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, there were rumors that they just, like, weren't paying her, like, in her contract negotiations, like, what she wanted and enough for her to stay.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

But you don't just give up, like, a beloved talent like that unless it's her decision.

[Jackie Oshry]

I think it was her decision. That's what Page Six is saying that, like, NBC never wanted Hoda to leave. The question is, will she want to do it?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Well, Hoda also talks a lot about how she became a mom later in life. And like, these years are really important to her.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. But the hour that Kelly Clarkson show films, like maybe they're in school.

[Claudia Oshry]

No. It's much more mother friendly. And I also think you can batch episodes.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's when you're like a live correspondent, you're at the helm of.

[Jackie Oshry]

I know. And in the morning, like, you're out of the house before they leave and you're.

[Claudia Oshry]

Before they wake up.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. You don't even see them in the morning. Like, that's really tough.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, I agree.

[Jackie Oshry]

Are you ready for our next story?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Leah Michelle is making news. She went on therapist as we talked about yesterday, and she admits to a fractured relationship with her Glee cast after Corey Monteith's death.

[Claudia Oshry]

So I feel like this was the first interview I've ever seen. Lea Michelle, like, actually let her guard down in, you know, like, she just seemed very. She always seems very, very Rachel Berry. Right. Like putting on a front and very concerned about her image. And not that she's lying or anything, but just that, you know, you're being really careful. And this just felt very relaxed. I felt like for the first time she was like, talking about things, like, in an honest, actual way.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. But there's no point on going on a podcast.

[Claudia Oshry]

Agreed.

[Jackie Oshry]

You could give an interview to, like something random or a magazine and like, keep your walls up and ask these specific questions. But if you're gonna go on a podcast, like, there's no point in doing it if you're not going to like, open up. And especially if you could choose wherever you go. And so she chose to do Jake Shane. Like, she obviously felt safe and is like, right, I'm gonna talk about things that I haven't talked about. And I think she must feel incredibly misunderstood because she's just like gotten such a bad rap at this point.

[Claudia Oshry]

I do feel like she's misunderstood. That's a good way of putting it.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. So it's like, you know what? I'm gonna give it a shot to like, let you guys know who I am.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. See if it works.

[Jackie Oshry]

See if it works. I think so far it is. So this is what she had to say. She admitted that Corey Monteith's death in 2013 led to her having a fractured relationship with her fellow cast members. She. He had asked whether the co stars banded together in a tight knit way after the tragedy, and she quickly replied no. She said, I Think in some ways it did for certain people. But I think that for me, it was so hard. I just completely broke. I was really in a one track mind of just doing my job. It was way too much to process at a young age. But I'm very grateful for everyone there, whether or not they know it. I personally felt a lot of support from everybody in the building helping me to get through. She expressed gratitude to the crew members for helping her get through too. But she also said she was having such a hard time because she felt like she wasn't allowed to stop and had to keep going because, like, if she. She said if we didn't show up for work, then people wouldn't have work to go to. That was a lot of pressure for me. I had to put my stuff aside and show up so that everybody could just continue to work.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, I don't know if I would have assumed that after Cory Monteith's death, like, everybody got super close. Like, the cast was already, like, kind of dramatic and fractured. And that's just like in an ideal world, like, yes, we all lean on each other, we love in peace, and let's sing a song. But that's like, not how people deal with stuff. And I think a lot of times people just like sort of close in on themselves and want to be alone. And that's clearly how Lea Michelle dealt with it and just like went to work. And also when work is so triggering, like, some people throw themselves into work. Right. But work is where you were with.

[Jackie Oshry]

Your fiance Corey on the show, do a whole episode, like, singing about him. That's really hard. And she said a lot of like, the OGs weren't there anymore because they had like graduated by that. So it wasn't like the, the room.

[Claudia Oshry]

The people who grew up with Corey.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, it was a little bit more splintered. And that just must have been a really hard time. And so she doesn't address, like on their face, like the mean girl accusation rumors. But I can imagine how someone who's like going through this and feeling very like, isolated and stressed could come off as like a mean.

[Claudia Oshry]

No. But also if she was mean before that, which I'm sure she was like divalicious energy. And then she goes through this big.

[Jackie Oshry]

Thing and she's right.

[Claudia Oshry]

And everybody's like getting together to like, you know, lean on each other and she's not getting involved. It's like, well, she's such a mean girl, you know?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

So it didn't help.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

But I'm sure she was Mean, before that, like, oh, for sure.

[Jackie Oshry]

I mean, she's, like, so talented. I do think she was, like, very Rachel Berry. I'm sure she's very different now, and she's, like, been through a lot of different stuff.

[Claudia Oshry]

Getting canceled really humbles you. Becoming a mom really, like, humanizes away. She's definitely not even close to, like, the monster that she was, but you have to, like, think she was, like, kind of plucked from obscurity. I know she had success on Broadway, but, like, nobody knew her on in a global sense. And she just became this star. And she was young and she knew how talented she was, and she became a monster 1,000%.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, literally, Rachel Berry, like, very motivated, very driven, very sure of herself because she's one track mind, incredibly talented. Yeah. And she's young.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, she was definitely, like, 1000% like, a nasty. I could see it.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. But even a Nasty deserves a second chance, coach, don't you think?

[Claudia Oshry]

1,000%. 1,000%.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. So I think this will be good for her. Let me know how. How the streets, what the streets are saying.

[Claudia Oshry]

The streets are just like, no one's talking about this moment. They're talking about her. Talking about the. The reading rumors about her literacy. Yes. Which, you know, better late than never. Her finally, like, getting in on the joke. And this is just something, like, whenever the Internet talks about it, like, you're guaranteed to make waves and have people care. I'm over it. Like, we've. I've just. I've been knowing about the conspiracy theory since, like, the day it started. I've been following it since the beginning, and I'm just like, I don't think it's so funny anymore.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, I'm over that. Maybe she waited so long to talk about it so that, like, she could learn how to read over the last.

[Claudia Oshry]

Few years, and then she wouldn't be lying.

[Jackie Oshry]

And then she came out and she read public, and it's like, of course I know how to read. How silly are all of you? But the truth was that four years ago, she didn't know how. And that's why she didn't do it. That's why she writes a live reading.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. So she's not technically lying now by saying she knows how to read, but she's not saying that she didn't know how to read back then.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm just saying it. Like, it kind of took a long time for her to come forward with this, and in that time, she could have learned how to read.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes. I think it took her so Long because she's, like, so stubborn and, like, thought it was so stupid and be beneath her to even address. But that's a good theory, too. I like yours.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, not saying that that's the case. I'm just saying she's leaving a little bit of space for the conspiracy theorists to still be. Right. Because it's like, no, when we said it, you couldn't read.

[Claudia Oshry]

Do you feel like it? Learning to read as an adult is, like, ow. Oh, my God. Big kick. Sorry. Do you feel like learning to read as an adult is, like, a really hard thing to do?

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't know. Because it's like, kids do it, so wouldn't that mean that we can do it, like, one day?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, but, like, we do it as our brains are developing so it becomes a part.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, I. I don't know.

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't know what it's like to learn how to read later in life, but I actually feel like it would be kind of challenging.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, but is it easier, like, than when you're a child? But it's also about, like, learning new languages. They say it's easier to learn a new language when you're younger versus when you're older. However, I don't know something about it, it's like, well, your brain's bigger now. Can she do it?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Right. I. But it's also harder to learn, like. Like, I feel like if I had to learn how to swim now, I wouldn't do it.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, that's also like, I wouldn't be.

[Claudia Oshry]

Able to fear the fear.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Like. Yeah, when you're fearless, it's easier to learn how to do stuff like driving.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. And then it becomes just, like, innate to you.

[Jackie Oshry]

And then by the time you realize, like, the thing you're doing, you're like, oh, I can do this in my sleep.

[Claudia Oshry]

I would love to know what it's like to learn how to read today.

[Jackie Oshry]

Ask Leah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Hello.

[Jackie Oshry]

Hello. Are you ready for our next story? Our fourth story?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Interesting new Lemme ad starring Kourtney Kardashian and Julia Fox. Julia strips down in a bathtub for a tantalizing new Kardashian ad. So Julia Fox slipped into a bubble bath for a sultry new ad to promote a mysterious new product from Courtney's Lemmy brand. The video was released yesterday. Julia's examining a purple bottle as she is soaking in the tub. She's then on the phone with Courtney saying, court, are you seducing me?

[Claudia Oshry]

And then Courts say, what, like, the launches?

[Jackie Oshry]

She said, no, you. You will Love it. It's our new cut.

[Claudia Oshry]

Blank.

[Jackie Oshry]

But like. Okay. Curious what the launch is. I'm sure it's like something to do with like sexual wellness. More interested in the fact that the family's bringing in Julia Fox.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, it's not that crazy given, like what they've done historically. Right. Like the Blac Chyna of it all, you know, this is like an ancestral type of family and they. They like are. It's not like this is Bianca sensory. Right. Like they're technically on the same side. Like they're both just like X's of this freak.

[Jackie Oshry]

No. I don't know. I feel like they. I mean, I don't know what this means, but if I would have thought, if you asked me about this yesterday, I would think that the family really wouldn't like her because she literally only got famous because of him. And it's just like.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, but I feel like they don't. I feel like they would respect that. Like that's kind of their formula.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't know.

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't know if they would be bothered by that. Julia, like, to me is like very non threatening and kind of harmless to the Kardashians. Maybe there was a time where she wasn't, but she's definitely been.

[Jackie Oshry]

She is, but I just feel like they would, like, I don't know, just not be about it.

[Claudia Oshry]

But I'm down.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Like at the ick. But I. Obviously I'm wrong because they're working together, but I'm just like, I'm shocked by this.

[Claudia Oshry]

Or maybe they do feel that way, but like, marketing is marketing. Look, we're talking about a new. Let me drop. Have we ever done that?

[Jackie Oshry]

All the time.

[Claudia Oshry]

We have.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, I guess. I don't know.

[Claudia Oshry]

But I'm saying it's effective.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like a shock marketer. Like, like, I. I still don't think they would bring in someone who they hate. They hate a lot of people. They would know.

[Claudia Oshry]

By the way, this is 100% like Simon Huck's idea. You're right. Courtney doesn't think like this.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. So maybe Courtney doesn't even know who she is.

[Claudia Oshry]

No. They obviously filmed it separately because they're in two different sets. So they said, courtney, here's your script. We got a model on the other end.

[Jackie Oshry]

Literally. I do feel like I need to know more. I could see this being a storyline on Kardashians because it's just like a promotion for one of their businesses and talking about like innocuous drama. Like it's kind of the perfect thing that they would talk about on the show.

[Claudia Oshry]

And you know what? It's kind of following the Skims model, where skims obviously does all these different, like, model partnerships. And a lot of times we're, like, always talking about, like, the celebrity dynamics of it all. Like when Lana Del Rey or Brittany Holmes or Sabrina Carpenter, like, we're always talking about, like, what does this mean for, like, the behind the scenes? And so maybe this is just Lemmy's take on that, because it is a really smart way. We're always talking about it. Like, why would we be talking about some random company's new drop?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, Yeah. I don't know. It's just so out of the box. To me.

[Claudia Oshry]

It is. But, like, that's what the Kardashians do. Like, they care most about their bottom line. Not really. Courtney.

[Jackie Oshry]

No. But also, like, when you say Sabrina or Lana Del. Right. Like, those are all big figures and. Yeah, that's makes sense. You want to get a big name for your brand, like, to go into the drama pool and take someone out.

[Claudia Oshry]

Your own drama pool.

[Jackie Oshry]

Your own drama pool. That's different.

[Claudia Oshry]

I know. It's just so much has happened since then. Like, I don't even remember, like, it.

[Jackie Oshry]

Would be like him, like, having. Doing a campaign with black China at this point.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Which is within the realm of things the Kardashians would do or like, Amber.

[Jackie Oshry]

Rose.

[Claudia Oshry]

In the realm of things the Kardashians would do.

[Jackie Oshry]

But there's the realm of things Kim would do and the realm of things.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes. This is definitely. I feel like Kim and Courtney are maybe getting close because this feels like Kim rubbing up on Courtney where they're.

[Jackie Oshry]

Fighting and she's getting back at her by putting Julia Fox.

[Claudia Oshry]

No way. She had Kim's approval.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm just saying.

[Claudia Oshry]

I just. I don't think Kim thinks of or loses sleep or thinks anything of Julia Fox. Honestly. Maybe there was a time.

[Jackie Oshry]

Me neither. I just need more information. And then I also want to know what the product is. What the product is, because she has, like, a sexual wellness one already.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, she already has, like, a vagina one.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

She's like 2. So maybe it'll make more sense to us when we know what the product is.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Maybe it's like Fox tablets.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

You know, there's like, lion's mane. That's like, a thing Fox Main. Unless it's Fox Main. I have so many more questions, but if it's Fox Main, I would say. Oh, that makes sense. Julia Fox.

[Claudia Oshry]

Well, hopefully all will be Revealed.

[Jackie Oshry]

I need to know more. Just saying. Or like, we need to get the tea Text Simon.

[Claudia Oshry]

Honestly, yeah, I'm like, can I just spoil the launch for Julie Fox?

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, for you and I, I just, like, I'm very curious.

[Claudia Oshry]

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[Jackie Oshry]

Yay. Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Today's episode before Jack Jackie, I know you have something to say briefly, but I'll. Let me just say today's episode is also brought to you by Rocket Money. Like a brand that could not represent me or the era that I'm in. More so you might know Rocket Money because we've been talking about them a lot recently. A couple of months ago, I decided to take control of my life and, like, do Rocket Money. To find out how many subscriptions I pay for, I just knew I was paying for ones that I didn't use. I thought maybe there would be some duplicates, like different credit cards, different accounts you could pay through Prime. Like all these different things. Let me tell you guys, it was so much worse than I ever. It's hard to imagine how terrible things would soon become. So when it comes to spending, sometimes it's out of sight, out of mind. But streaming subscriptions add up fast without ever literally anyone noticing. And Rocket Money helps you spot those patterns so you can do something about them and keep more money in your pocket. So Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps you find and cancel unwanted subscriptions. It monitors your spending and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. You can see all of your subscriptions in one place. You can know exactly where your money is going. And for ones you don't want anymore, they're also going to help you cancel them. Because it's one thing to point it out for you, but then it's like, I got all this paperwork. I'm sorry, I'm not doing it well. They're going to help you tackle the cancellation as well, which is sometimes the hardest part. Their dashboard will give you a clear view of your expenses across all of your accounts. They have over 5 million users. They have saved a total of $500 million in canceled subscriptions. They save members up to $740 a year when they use all of the apps premium features. I can't even tell you how many, like, different streaming services I was paying for. Kindle Unlimited, like two different times. It made me so mad. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions. Reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com toast today. That's RocketMoney.com toast RocketMoney.com toast Today's episode is also brought to you by Resort Pass. And Jax is going to tell us a little bit about that.

[Jackie Oshry]

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[Claudia Oshry]

We do a little.

[Jackie Oshry]

A little lunch, a little towel, you know, they got the chairs. We don't gotta lug everything. So we'll hit them with Resort Pass. We try out local resorts in our area. We just have seriously the best time. And anytime we have a free day or a weekend and we're like, what should we do today? We want to do something special or fun. Maybe mom could hit the spa. I don't know. Like, God forbid mom gets a massage.

[Claudia Oshry]

A moment to herself.

[Jackie Oshry]

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[Claudia Oshry]

What are you waiting for? So you want to change the world that's such a classic. Like early 2000s. Pivotal scene in a moment in a movie. Pivotal moment. Stroke, wait. Pivotal scene in a movie moment. Thank you.

[Jackie Oshry]

There we go.

[Claudia Oshry]

We got there.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm glad you got that off your chest.

[Claudia Oshry]

Thanks. Barely.

[Jackie Oshry]

Our fifth and final story, a Yellowstone spin off with Luke Grimes, AKA Casey.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, please. Like, I seriously have had enough.

[Jackie Oshry]

He's ordered at cbs. The new Yellowstone series, centered on Casey Dutton, has been greenlit at cbs. Variety has learned. The project was first reported to be in the works at the network in March. CBS has given the show a 13 episode order with plans to begin shooting this summer to launch at mid season 2026 on Sunday nights. Okay, like, seriously, Added to the list of countdowns, the news was.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, no, I just feel like being a hater. Like, this is a good idea. I just feel like being a hater.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm always like open to a Yellowstone spin off because the original show was so party. But like, Casey is so goddamn annoying.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, pick a worse family to follow. I hate him and his wife. And that kid is annoying as hell. Like Casey himself. Like, seriously, like weedy, I don't care. And it's like we're following someone. We're following someone from the original show and it's not Beth and Rip. Get the out of here.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, until There's a Beth and Rip. Rip spin off. Like, we don't want other spin offs. If you give us Beth and Rip spin off, we might be open to your other spin offs. But while that's just sort of hanging in the balance is the thing that we actually want. I don't want this.

[Claudia Oshry]

There are also so many things hanging in the balance when it comes to Yellowstones.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like triple sixes.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right? Triple 6. Matthew McConaughey, remember, like, all these different things, like, off. Like, seriously, leave us alone. They're starting to annoy me. It's giving Game of Thrones like, this big, amazing show. They had all these big ideas for spin offs and prequels and schmequals and equals. And I like, I don't care anymore.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, I agree. But you know, it's like the Game of Thrones universe. Like, they're not just gonna, like, let this big chunky thing go. Profitable nugget that so has so many fans go. So we're gonna try and make it work. And they've done some good stuff with like 1923 people. Really like that.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay, yeah, but like, CBS.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, that's crazy because the show was on Paramount and like, CBS is like the.

[Claudia Oshry]

The big kahoot parent company of parenthow Viacom. Yeah, but like, name one show that, like, gets watched on cbs. Okay, I think like Big Brother or.

[Jackie Oshry]

Whatever, but like CBS News.

[Claudia Oshry]

You know what I mean? It's so random.

[Jackie Oshry]

CBS Today.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, where. Okay, let's say you want to stream something that was on cbs. Like, where do you go? Plus Got it. Okay, so like, just stick with Paramount.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, Paramount.

[Claudia Oshry]

Just stick with Paramount.

[Jackie Oshry]

Nickelodeon.

[Claudia Oshry]

Viacom.

[Jackie Oshry]

They're a weird family.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, they are. Like, it's kind of like this, like, misfit toys.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, you'll never be Disney. Hulu, espn and abc. Bravo. You'll never peacock.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, no, like, the different conglomerates, like, have different energy. Like, NBC has a lot of swirly energy. Right? They have no.

[Jackie Oshry]

I mean, Bravo, the one to beat.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, but then, like, Hulu, Disney, abc, abc. Hulu, Disney, abc, espn. They're like a very cool.

[Jackie Oshry]

They're like the two cool kids that are in competition. And then you have, like, Paramount. It's just like, weird with the glasses.

[Claudia Oshry]

Nickelodeon, Paramount, cbs. Like, okay, good luck. Those are the fast five, which is sad that they're over. Smile because it happened. But I'm smiling because that means it's time for Queenie and Weenie of the Week. Our final segment of the week where Jackie and I like to give out some Awards. Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. Just take a look back at the week at a glance. Who was doing weedy like things? Who was doing Queenie like things? Nominate them and just. It's not that serious, you guys. It's a seven week title. If you ever find yourself being Queenie or Weenie, don't get too comfortable, okay? Because you could find yourself Queenie one week, we need the next.

[Jackie Oshry]

It hasn't happened, but sure.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay. Queenie.

[Jackie Oshry]

My Queenie is Kylie at the Davids. My girl. Moving on up. They said she'd never be at the David's on Timothy's arm. And then they did say that there she was just down the street from the new Pope. She's my Popess.

[Claudia Oshry]

I love that.

[Jackie Oshry]

I wonder if they went to the Vatican and like baseball caps because they were in Rome.

[Claudia Oshry]

Are the. The Kardashians are Christian, not Catholic, right?

[Jackie Oshry]

No. Yeah. But like, I think anyone just like, it's still cool. Just like I said I would meander down.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's still interesting and historic.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. So Kylie at the Davidson Major. Queenie.

[Claudia Oshry]

My. My Queenie actually goes to somebody whose name I don't know, but whoever, you know, whoever. I had the idea to bring back shots of sunset. You are my Queenie of the Week. Like, brilliant. Completely unique. Not ever been done before. Like, I've been begging for this. Good on you. For knowing what the culture wants, what the culture needs. And I thank you for your service. Unnamed man or woman.

[Jackie Oshry]

For my weaning. I am betwixt two wheelies.

[Claudia Oshry]

I feel like we might have the same one.

[Jackie Oshry]

I have one, but it's like not. Because I feel like I have two amazing choices. I have like two weak. Like, you don't have to convince me.

[Claudia Oshry]

Do both.

[Jackie Oshry]

Why don't you tell me who yours is? And if that is one of mine, then that will go. The crown will go to them.

[Claudia Oshry]

My Weenie of the week is gonna be Zach from the battle.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's one of mine. So there you go.

[Claudia Oshry]

It was such a bad episode for him. Mostly because of Benji on a stick. Like, it was seriously the lamest thing.

[Jackie Oshry]

My Weenie on the week is Benji on the stick?

[Claudia Oshry]

No, but Benji himself, like, hasn't done.

[Jackie Oshry]

Anything I need to.

[Claudia Oshry]

They just can't voice Benji.

[Jackie Oshry]

So I never forget this.

[Claudia Oshry]

Zach is Weenie of the Week. Like, I just feel like I. I'm getting to know him because I'm new to the Valley and I'm not liking what I'm seeing.

[Jackie Oshry]

I completely agree. It's incredibly weenie like behavior. My other person, I was struggling to. To crown them because it wasn't feeling weenie like, it was who? No, please say it.

[Claudia Oshry]

Please.

[Jackie Oshry]

Dochi.

[Claudia Oshry]

She was up for me too. But it's not. It wasn't weenie behavior. It was diva behavior.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's bad behavior.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. It was giving diva of the week.

[Jackie Oshry]

But when the person who assembled Benji on the stick had a weenie in their heart.

[Claudia Oshry]

Did who actually put the glue on the stick and, like, printed out the picture? Was it Zachary?

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't. We need an investigation. Whoever.

[Claudia Oshry]

It was so horrible. It was so horrible. It was so horrible. Horrible.

[Jackie Oshry]

I can't believe. Like, they do hours and days upon footage. I cannot believe they left that in that they included. I blame everyone. I'm glad that they did start at the top. I blame Alex Baskin. Zach and I don't know, like, who had a printer does.

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't.

[Jackie Oshry]

I feel like Zach doesn't have a printer.

[Claudia Oshry]

They had to go to FedEx. Like, I know, like, a lot of work went into this.

[Jackie Oshry]

Who bought the popsicle stick? Like, every single one of them. Like, we're gonna just sum it up as Zach. Because without. Right Zach, there would be no Benji, Honestly.

[Claudia Oshry]

But it takes a village.

[Jackie Oshry]

But a lot of people were involved. Accomplices.

[Claudia Oshry]

That was your final episode for this week. What's so fab is that next week, Jax is coming to town. We're recording in person for the entire week. The week after that is the official start of my maternity leave. There will be no toast that week.

[Jackie Oshry]

There will be Patreon.

[Claudia Oshry]

There will be episodes released almost every day, though, on Patreon. So staying tuned for that. And then the week after that, once we're after Memorial Day, Jackson, official Jackie.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, and friends, watch out, Jenna.

[Claudia Oshry]

Both New York, Florida. She's doing it all. So it's going to be fabulous up.

[Jackie Oshry]

And down the coast.

[Claudia Oshry]

But we'll see you on Monday. Just, like, two swirlies.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, just Mondays. Regular.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, big city swirlies.

[Jackie Oshry]

Don't. Don't do anything. Like, Monday's the same, so you don't have to.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, we're good. Seriously, don't move.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, except sign up for Patreon if you haven't.

[Claudia Oshry]

Thank you guys so much for listening to the chosen Monday morning show where we deliver the fast, fast stories you need to have every Monday through Friday and YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give us video a thumbs up. We're also available as podcast and we're podcasts. We found that Spotify itunes Stitcher public video I ever read a castbox all the places wherever you listen to podcasts Vanessa Toast Leave a five star review about how beautiful, stunning and wickedly talented we are.

[Jackie Oshry]

Love ya. Bye.