Podcast Summary: The Toast
Episode: Two Tampons, One Girl
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Release Date: January 10, 2025
Introduction and Weekly Overview
Claudia:
“It was a meaty one, a chewy one, and we made it through. And that's fantastic.” [01:09]
Jackie:
“It's probably the weakest, meatiest week of the year.” [00:36]
Claudia and Jackie kick off the episode by reflecting on the tumultuous first full week of 2025, particularly highlighting significant events and their impacts. They discuss the heady mix of cultural, personal, and global happenings that made the week both challenging and eventful.
California Wildfires and Celebrity Impact
Claudia:
“The difference a week makes... everyone's concerned with the fires.” [01:28]
The hosts delve into the devastating California wildfires that have not only wreaked havoc on the general population but have also significantly affected celebrities. They discuss how celebrities like Spencer Pratt and Kelly Ripa are sharing their experiences on social media, highlighting the destruction and personal losses they've endured.
Jackie:
“Sending the utmost love and just everything to everybody who is either evacuated, hunkering down, has already, you know, experienced loss.” [02:57]
Claudia and Jackie express deep empathy for those affected, emphasizing the emotional and physical toll of the fires. They touch upon the rise in arson-related incidents and looting, portraying a grim picture of societal breakdown amidst the natural disaster.
Personal Anecdote: Wearing Contacts
Jackie:
“My husband Ben... was like, seeing, like, blurry. He had literally forgotten to take out a whole pair and then woke up and put in a second pair.” [04:46]
Jackie shares a humorous yet concerning story about her husband Ben’s struggles with contact lenses, highlighting the challenges of adopting new habits later in life. Their banter underscores the importance of responsibility and proper maintenance when using contact lenses.
Personal Anecdote: Two Tampons, One Girl
Jackie:
“Let me tell you about the time I took out two tampons of my vagina.” [10:03]
In a candid and lighthearted segment, Jackie recounts an embarrassing moment involving the accidental insertion of two tampons. This story serves as a segue into a broader discussion about menstrual health and the misconceptions surrounding tampon usage.
Claudia:
“It's so unsafe and that people aren't doing it intentionally.” [10:58]
Claudia emphasizes the dangers of such mistakes, advocating for better education and awareness regarding menstrual products to prevent similar incidents.
Celebrity News: Zach Bryan's Instagram Rant
Jackie:
“So, he posted on his Instagram, and he's since gone private because I went to go look at it. I was like, am I blocked?” [28:37]
Claudia and Jackie discuss Zach Bryan's recent explosive Instagram rant following his split, where he lashes out at internet trolls and addresses rumors surrounding his personal life. They analyze his response as uncharacteristic for someone of his celebrity status, pondering its impact on his public image.
Claudia:
“People are using that sound to just like show random animals in people's front yards.” [27:59]
They also touch upon the broader online reactions and the viral nature of such personal outbursts, debating whether Zach’s actions are a sign of vulnerability or a misstep in handling public relations.
Southern Charm Recap
Claudia:
“Madison Lacroix revealed that her husband Brett found a tumor on his kidney after having thyroid cancer.” [52:22]
The hosts provide a heartfelt recap of the latest developments in "Southern Charm," focusing on Madison Lacroix's emotional revelation about her husband's health struggles. They commend her resilience and grace in sharing such personal news with the audience.
Jackie:
“She is such a queen. She's literally one of the greatest people on reality TV.” [55:14]
Claudia and Jackie reflect on Madison's journey, highlighting the challenges faced by reality TV stars in balancing public life with private hardships. They express solidarity and support for her ongoing battle with her husband's health issues.
Queenie and Weenie of the Week
Claudia:
“My Queenie of the Week... was Nikki Glaser crushing it at the Golden Globes.” [57:31]
In their signature segment, Claudia awards Nikki Glaser as the "Queenie of the Week" for her outstanding presence and performance at the Golden Globes. Conversely, Jackie nominates Allison Holker as the "Weenie of the Week" for actions they deem questionable, adding a playful yet critical layer to their weekly roundup.
Jackie:
“I forgot that that was this week... but the way she made me feel like that is valuable.” [63:37]
This segment underscores their unique take on weekly events, blending humor with commentary to engage listeners in a lighthearted evaluation of public figures’ actions.
Conclusion
Claudia:
“We deliver the Fast5 stories you need to know every Monday through Friday.” [63:37]
Jackie and Claudia wrap up the episode by encouraging listeners to subscribe and leave reviews, reinforcing their commitment to providing timely and entertaining content. They express gratitude towards their audience and tease upcoming segments, keeping the door open for future engagement.
Notable Quotes
- Claudia: “It's just like humanity at its worst, at its absolute worst.” [27:28]
- Jackie: “She's just like a queen. Like, everyone who knows her, like, loves her.” [51:59]
- Claudia: “So if it wasn't, oh, you wouldn't catch me here.” [34:06]
Final Thoughts
In this episode of The Toast, Jackie and Claudia Oshry navigate through a spectrum of topics ranging from personal anecdotes to pressing celebrity news. Their candid discussions about the California wildfires' impact on both the general populace and celebrities provide a poignant backdrop to lighter, more humorous segments like the tampon story. The episode also delves into the complexities of managing public relations in the age of social media, exemplified by Zach Bryan's Instagram rant. Through their blend of empathy, humor, and critical commentary, Jackie and Claudia offer listeners a comprehensive and engaging overview of the week's significant events.