Verdict Is: Booger: Wednesday, September 10th, 2025

Summary

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The Toast — "Verdict Is: Booger"

Episode Air Date: September 10, 2025

Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry

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Episode Overview

In this highly entertaining and conversational hump day episode, Jackie and Claudia Oshry banter their way through the “Fast Five” stories you need to know, blending pop culture hot topics with personal anecdotes, pop references, and their signature sisterly chemistry. Main themes this episode include the announcement of Taylor Frankie Paul as the next Bachelorette, Andy Cohen’s GLP-1 weight loss journey confession, viral rumors about Joe Jonas, freshly announced tech from Apple, and book-to-film adaptation updates. The show is packed with witty takes, a few vulnerable moments, playful digs, and the undercurrent of nostalgia and cultural commentary fans love.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Keeping Track of Days & Jackie’s Social Posting Dilemma

[00:57]

• Jackie confesses she's lost track of the days and finds it increasingly hard to keep up with posting outfit-of-the-day updates labeled with the correct weekday.
  • Quote: “I'm just done keeping track of the days of the week... It's getting harder and harder, and I'm getting it wrong more and more.” — Jacquline Foley [00:57]
• Claudia gives Jackie grace, citing her stage of pregnancy and the blending of weekend and weekday feeling.
  • Quote: “At this stage in your life and your pregnancy, like, you have to do what you have to do.” — Jackson Claude [01:30]

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2. Hilary Duff’s Musical Journey & Claudia’s Celebrity Encounter

[04:22]

• The sisters reflect on Hilary Duff's career, with both admiration and cautious skepticism at her returning to music.
  • They discuss the “Raise Your Voice” soundtrack and the cultural significance of her early hits.
  • Quote: “When you do study the discography and specifically the Raise Your Voice soundtrack, it's hard to imagine better music ever being made.” — Jackson Claude [05:13]
  • Jackie points out Hilary's remarkable career transition and reasons that making music now seems more about creative fulfillment than business.
• Claudia shares a funny but awkward memory of meeting Hilary Duff in the Bahamas as a teen, where Duff asked for a photo in exchange for them “stopping staring,” which lingered as a negative memory but was later forgiven.
  • Quote: “She literally came up to us... and she was like, if I take a picture with you guys, will you stop staring?” — Jackson Claude [08:43]
• Discussion on celebrity encounters and how being recognized or approached feels as the “celebrity” now.
  • Jackie reflects on never being rude to fans and playfully contrasts their experiences with Duff’s.

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3. Fast Five Stories

Story 1: Taylor Frankie Paul Named Next Bachelorette

[17:34 - 23:47]

• Taylor Frankie Paul from "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" is set as the new Bachelorette, causing excitement and some concern from the duo.
  • Claudia: “The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives stars are literally putting Hulu, ABC, Disney on their backs.”
  • Jackie feels it's actually positive for the franchise, adding drama and intrigue, and thinks Taylor will make interesting TV — especially considering her complicated romantic history.
• They debate if bringing in outsiders will revive the Bachelor franchise, with both hosts expressing hope it draws their interest back.
  • Quote: “If there's something that can revive it, like, this really would be it.” — Jackson Claude [23:08]

Story 2: The Toasty Lions Synergy Awards

[26:31]

• A running segment: “Toasty Lions” honors the best in synergy and advertising.
  • They review and update the list, which celebrates clever celebrity-brand partnerships.

Story 3: Andy Cohen’s GLP-1 Weight Loss “Microdosing” Confession

[28:56 - 33:44]

• Andy Cohen publicly shares he lost 25 lbs over summer using a low dose of a GLP-1 medication (Ozempic) and felt it would be hypocritical not to openly discuss it.
  • Quote: “It would be hypocritical to ask people about their appearance and be the guy who suddenly lost 25 pounds but isn't mentioning it.” — Jacqueline Foley [28:57]
• Claudia, who’s tried GLP-1s, shares her nuanced take, reflects on how Andy used to corner people about their appearance, and celebrates the positive mental impact of weight loss.
  • Jackie reframes Andy’s on-air probing as possibly coming from genuine curiosity.
  • Quote: “I'm a kind hearted person.” — Jacqueline Foley [32:47]

Story 4: “The Housemaid” Adaptation and Book-to-Screen Gossip

[33:52 - 39:55]

• First photos of Sydney Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried in "The Housemaid" film adaptation—excitement tinged with skepticism about Sweeney's acting.
  • Parallel drawn to “Gone Girl" as an example of a well-done adaptation.
• Brief sidebar about other trending book adaptations, including “It Happened One Summer” and its casting.
  • Both hosts express concern about casting/potential corniness in upcoming book-to-movie offerings.

Story 5: Joe Jonas’s “Booger-gate”

[42:59 - 51:00]

• Viral video circulates of Joe Jonas cleaning his nose backstage; fans speculate if it’s drugs, but Joe claims it’s just a “boogie check.”
• Claudia, initially suspicious, ultimately sides with the “booger” defense, noting timing context (right before his solo in a viral song) and the logic of not snorting drugs right in public.
  • Quote: “If I had my gavel, I would say boogers.” — Jackson Claude [46:44]
• The sisters debate the logistics and agree there’s enough plausible deniability to dismiss cocaine rumors.

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4. Tech News: Apple’s Next-Gen AirPods & iPhone

[51:00 - 54:45]

• Excitement about Apple’s AirPods Pro 3, which will translate live conversations, and the new ultra-thin iPhone "Air."
  • Claudia jokes about “nail salon drama” being a real use case for live translation.
  • They debate the impact on translators/interpreters, suggesting — only half jokingly — that AI is coming for those jobs.
  • Skepticism about the durability and usability of “Air” products: “Do not buy the iPhone Air. Specifically the first one. It’s going to be terrible.” — Jackson Claude [54:16]

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5. Sponsored “Dear Toasters” Segment: “The Girlfriend” / Toxic Mother-in-law Dilemma

[55:48 - 60:38]

• Amazon sponsors the Dear Toasters advice segment to promote their new psychological thriller “The Girlfriend.”
  • The hosts read and dissect a real listener submission about a mother-in-law asking her son (the listener’s boyfriend) to help snap her bra while the dad and girlfriend were present.
  • Both find the situation weird and favor the husband as the first go-to, but laugh about their own bias as “boy moms” always trying to side with the mother.
  • Quote: “I feel like our deep desire to blame you speaks to our toxicity as boy moms.” — Jackson Claude [59:51]
  • Tie-in to "The Girlfriend" theme: the importance of perspective in relationships.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Hilary Duff’s ongoing career renaissance:
  “She has defied all of the odds of, like, child stars, Disney stars...you forget that she's Lizzie McGuire.” — Jacqueline Foley [05:15]

• Celebrity encounter humility:
  “As a celebrity myself, I can honestly say I've never been, like, even remotely rude to anybody. If anybody comes up to me, I, like, lick their butt.” — Jackson Claude [11:34]

• On reality TV franchise fatigue:
  “It's recognizable, but I do think it's all the way gone...I agree, I actually completely agree with what you're saying.” — Jackson Claude [20:15]

• On book-to-movie adaptation anxiety:
  “Considering how much we like the book, the odds that we're going to like the movie are so, so slim. And that's just sad.” — Jackson Claude [38:44]

• On Joe Jonas’s alleged backstage booger incident:
  “Blow or no blow. No blow.” — Jacqueline Foley [47:44]

• On the revolution of real-time translation:
  “It's over for those at the nail salon, I'll tell you that. Okay. Keep calling me fat.” — Jackson Claude [51:43]

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• 00:57 — Jackie discusses losing track of days
• 04:22 — Hilary Duff’s pop culture legacy & Claudia’s Bahamas story
• 17:34 — Taylor Frankie Paul as The Bachelorette
• 26:31 — Toasty Lions Synergy Awards
• 28:56 — Andy Cohen’s GLP-1 use confession
• 33:52 — “The Housemaid” adaptation first photos
• 39:57 — Tech news: Apple AirPods & iPhone Air
• 42:59 — Joe Jonas’s “booger-gate” detailed analysis
• 55:48 — Dear Toasters advice: the bra incident & “The Girlfriend” promo

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Final Thoughts

• The episode is quintessential Toast: lively, layered, and full of pop references, with digressions that offer both entertainment and genuine reflection.
• Both hosts playfully tread the line between snark and support, especially when it comes to celebrity coverage and their admitted biases.
• The addition of “Toasty Lions,” frequent “boy mom” jokes, and their candid advice segment (“Dear Toasters”) are signature touches that make the show endlessly relatable—even when discussing the unique annoyances of influencers, reality TV, or aging pop stars.

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Transcript

[Jacqueline Foley]

Good morning, girlies. It's the toast. It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host.

[Jackson Claude]

It's your favorite show.

[Jacqueline Foley]

The Fast 5 things you need to know.

[Jackson Claude]

We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.

[Jacqueline Foley]

They sound amazing.

[Jackson Claude]

Welcome back to the Toes and happy hump day. Don't forget to hum someone you love. And speaking of girlies that I personally love, and of course I can hurt task would always love an opportunity to hump. It's Jacqueline Foley, the editor of Runway France.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I would crush it. Just let it know if I were the editor in chief. Oh, crush swirly vibes all the time.

[Jackson Claude]

Chloe Malley, step aside.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, she could use a little split sprinkle of swirl.

[Jackson Claude]

Hey, Jax. Happy Thursday. Wednesday.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I can't say that hadn't registered to me. I thought yesterday was Wednesday, and then yesterday was such a long day, and I. I'm just done keeping track of the days of the week. I actually usually post my outfit on Instagram and, like, write the day that it is.

[Jackson Claude]

Happy Thursday.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It's just like something I've been doing since the dawn of time, and it's getting harder and harder, and I'm getting it wrong more and more.

[Jackson Claude]

Wow. Okay, so she's. You heard here first. This is what Jack is doing. She's wiping her hands clean of days of the week, even though it's literally our entire personality.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I know, but it's just, like, there. It's just getting hard to keep up with.

[Jackson Claude]

Okay, listen, you. At this stage in your life and your pregnancy, like, you have to do what you have to do.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. Like, Saturday is Sunday. Sunday is Saturday. And the other days are all the same.

[Jackson Claude]

Correct.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Happy Sunday.

[Jackson Claude]

Happy Tuesday.

[Jacqueline Foley]

But I guess Happy Wednesday. That's cool that it's Wednesday. Latter half.

[Jackson Claude]

Happy mares to everyone who celebrations.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Miraculous. But okay.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, for sure. Miraculous. I. I'm sorry. I speak a myriad of languages. Spanish, of course, being one of them. And I just. It's hard, you know, sometimes you get your. Your. Your language is confused.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yes, of course.

[Jackson Claude]

It actually does happen a lot. Like, whenever I find myself speaking a lot of one language. Like, if I ever. Like when we were on vacation in Israel and, like, you speak more Hebrew, I started to, like, throw some Spanish in there because they're literally the same. They're.

[Jacqueline Foley]

The Hebrew and Spanish are the same. Can.

[Jackson Claude]

That's what I'm saying.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Can confirm.

[Jackson Claude]

Non tiendo, por favor. Shalom.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Shalom.

[Jackson Claude]

Well, today is kind of a highly anticipated day here at the Toast because we teased this yesterday. We Have a fabulous show today. And then we also have an additional Dear Toasters at the end of today's episode. Now, I don't want to spoil it, but we have a major sponsor coming in saying, I just know there was a girl who worked, like, at the agency who represented this brand, being like, I want my Dear Toasters, so I'm just going to pay for it.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Oh, interesting. I was just going to say, like, a. A toaster in tune with what's necessary, what the market wants, what the market needs want. And that is sponsored dt.

[Jackson Claude]

And the people came in so clutch yesterday, figuring out what she doesn't even know is about now. A lot of people were like, yeah, Jackie's right. It's from Euro Trip. It's Scotty doesn't know. No, no, it's not.

[Jacqueline Foley]

No, no, no, it's not. I said it feels like something like that. Even though it wound up not. It wounded up being so swirly. Of course. Best from the iconic ever.

[Jackson Claude]

Raise your voice. And. Yeah, they're like, at a. Like, some guy's, like, mixing, like, a thing, and he's trying to get the.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Attention of that girl. His showcase. Right?

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, right. He takes. He's like a dj. He's like, she doesn't even know. And he sends it into the microphone and then, like, records it and makes, like, a. With it.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Iconic.

[Jackson Claude]

Iconic. I can't believe I wasn't able to place that on my own. I'm disappointed in myself.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It was like, so we were never gonna get it, but it felt so good when it clicked.

[Jackson Claude]

And there are a lot of films that we quote a lot that literally raised us. I feel like, you know, you could guess them. Mean girls, Legally Blonde, Confessions of a Shopaholic, like, and raise your voice is definitely one of them. And I don't even, like, consider it.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It's not, like, quotable, you know?

[Jackson Claude]

Yes, Jackie. No.

[Jacqueline Foley]

But as far as, like, daily jargon, like, she wasn't really, like, slaying in a major way.

[Jackson Claude]

She was going through a lot.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, Brother.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, my. The brother.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It's like kind of a dark film. It's not something that you just, like, pop off with.

[Jackson Claude]

You're so right.

[Jacqueline Foley]

But it doesn't mean that it's not significant.

[Jackson Claude]

I mean, one more mile to Jericho the walls will tumble. The walls will top like, someone's watching over me and that. I'm sure it's, like, not a story, but it made waves yesterday. The Hillary Duff kind of record deal.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It got at the last minute. What did it get replaced? I oh, it got replaced by Joe Jonas's nose. It did.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh. What we need to talk about.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Sorry. And maybe don't even talk about it, because I was thinking maybe tomorrow. Like, let's see what happens.

[Jackson Claude]

We're literally talking about Hillary Dust music right now. We have to talk about it just really briefly, while I'm not one of those people who's, like, sitting around twiddling her thumbs waiting for Hilary Duff to rejoin the music scene. Like, it was a moment in time. It is what it is, and it was what it was. And I'm okay with letting sleeping dogs lie. Having said that, when you do study the discography and specifically the raise your voice soundtrack, it's hard to imagine better music ever being made.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, it's tough. I feel like Hilary Duff has defied all of the odds of, like, child stars, Disney stars, and I feel like it's because she's, like, plunged into acting and taken on, like, really good projects. And, like, I just. I couldn't ever have predicted this level of success for her, like, in such a traditional sense that you forget that she's Lizzie McGuire.

[Jackson Claude]

Right.

[Jacqueline Foley]

So she's.

[Jackson Claude]

Real longevity.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I feel like her doing music is, like, taking steps backwards. And, like, I'm not. I'm not, like, thinking it's the best idea. However, I could have never predicted this career for her up until this point. And don't forget, she's married to Matthew Coma, like, producer to the stars. Like, right. She's got, like. She's got a song in her heart, and she's gonna sing it. So I think it's less, like, you know, of a business thing versus just, like, creatively. I feel like putting out music, which is just so scary. But, yeah, I'm gonna trust her because she's made it, like, this far. She's crushing it. She doesn't flop these days. Like, I'm gonna trust her, even though I wouldn't have made that call.

[Jackson Claude]

I know. It is really hard to follow up, though. Like, coming clean, like, she really had and you said, shifted the cultural landscape.

[Jacqueline Foley]

You just know the people who wrote those songs. Like, that's not who she's working with.

[Jackson Claude]

Not only that. Like, that's. The people who wrote those songs, like, aren't making contemporary hits, like, they were popular at that time, and we did.

[Jacqueline Foley]

A deep dive, like, years ago. Like, who wrote Han Montana soundtrack? Like, camp rock soundtrack? Like, who are those people? Those songs are amazing.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. The Kenny Ortegas, like, of the world.

[Jacqueline Foley]

There are. There was, like, a duo that was, like, writing all of them. I don't know what they're doing now, but. But I just know, like, Hillary's not working with the people who brought us. Someone's watching over me. And so.

[Jackson Claude]

I don't know.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

In certain scenarios, I'm more of a fan of, like, letting sleeping dogs lie. But if Hillary wants to do it, then Hillary's going to do it. And who the hell am I? Just some fat slob.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Like, I'm trusting Hillary is what I'm saying. Cuz, like, she has done well.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. For herself. You're right. She. It sounds like you're trusting your faves, even though she's not your fave. But I know what you're saying.

[Jacqueline Foley]

She's not my fav. But, like, she's not not my fave.

[Jackson Claude]

Right. Right. Is it funny how that works?

[Jacqueline Foley]

I don't have beef.

[Jackson Claude]

You don't. Oh, I had.

[Jacqueline Foley]

You do have beef. But she seems just like a Sound of Mine celebrity. I'm trusting a Sound of Mine celebrity.

[Jackson Claude]

I had temporary beef with Hillary Duff, but I have let it go ever since she went on the Good Guys podcast. And Ben said she was just an absolute queen delight. Like, couldn't have been more generous with her time. So I let my personal beef go. But if, you know, it's like an old story. When I was on vacation, it was like sp Spring break, junior year, we went to the Atlantis in the Bahamas. And it was actually there was a time period where the Atlantis in the Bahamas was the hottest place to be. And on that particular trip, we saw Andy Cohen, who we took a picture with, and he actually couldn't have been nicer. And obviously, I love Bravo. And it all stems from, like, when I was in high school, me and my friends were obsessed with Bravo. So to have met Andy, he was, like, obviously drunk and, like, so excited to be recognized. He was actually an amazing celebrity encounter. And then later on in the trip, we saw Hilary Duff at the casino, and we were excited, obviously. And she could not have been more rude. She literally came up to us. We were like, oh, she thinks we're cool. She wants to hang. She likes our outfits. And she. To be clear, we were 16, and how much older is Hillary Duff than me? She.

[Jacqueline Foley]

What was 20 casino?

[Jackson Claude]

Well, that's why we went to the Atlantis, because, you know, everything there is 18. So we were 16. We didn't look so crazy. And you could walk through the casino's in the middle of the hotel.

[Jacqueline Foley]

You do have to walk through it to get to other parts from, like, the pooling at a table.

[Jackson Claude]

We were just constantly, like, moving through the hotel, moving through the casino just to, like, be in the casino. And there's also restaurants in the casino. There were ways to be in the casino, and they weren't, like, that strict. So we were just moving through the casino, moving in silence, and Hillary Duff literally came up to us, and, like, we all clenched our cheeks here, like, oh, she's literally, like, going to want to hang out with us. And she was like, if I take a picture with you guys, will you stop staring? And we were like, yeah, for sure. Like, let's take a picture. We have a picture. I'll find it somewhere. Yeah. So it was actually many years that I harbored a lot of resentment towards Hillary Duff. But now, in hindsight, like, I do understand Hillary. She was on vacation. We were being, like, definitely so lame and annoying. Like, we probably thought we were being subtle, and we were not. And so, like, could she have been nicer or just ignored us? Yes. Did she have to go out of her way to, like, literally bully us? No, she did.

[Jacqueline Foley]

She did.

[Jackson Claude]

But that was also, like, a crazy time for her. It was right after Lizzie McGuire. She was. It was the coming clean era. She was her pop star era when she had brown hair. So, like, whatever. It's fine. I've. Obviously, I'm over it. Like, it's fine.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I think she deserves, like, clean slate, tabular.

[Jackson Claude]

Agreed.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It's really not that bad.

[Jackson Claude]

No, it's not.

[Jacqueline Foley]

But it's about how you felt in that moment. Like, it let me feel really the.

[Jackson Claude]

Biggest loser on the planet. That's on you. It's actually not on me. I couldn't have been, like, as a group of me and my friends, we talk about, literally, if the horse is dead, we're going to beat it. Me and my friends, when we get together, all we do is talk about this Hillary Duff moment.

[Jacqueline Foley]

That's all we do on this show.

[Jackson Claude]

Right, Right. We, me and my high school friends have, like, a couple of celebrity encounters that, like, defined our adolescence. One was Brooke Hogan.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Okay.

[Jackson Claude]

We met her at this crazy restaurant in Miami that, like, used to serve cocktails. Like, like, every cocktail, every dish was like a circus show. It was so stupid. Of course. Hillary Duff. And then when we were in high school, maybe we'd get, like, free periods and we could leave the building. They were always filming Gossip Girl on the Upper east side. Like, during the day, you would see the trailers, like, parked out of, like, random buildings. So when we had a free period, I don't know. How people would find out, but you'd say, like, oh, my friends saw the trailer on 74th and park, and we would just, like, walk around and seriously wait outside for them to come. And every now and then, we got a pick.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, people always got pictures.

[Jackson Claude]

They were actually very generous with, like, especially their fellow, like, New York City high school students, their inspirations. I don't know if the yeshiva was their inspiration.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It was.

[Jackson Claude]

But, yeah, we liked. Like, we thought we were living Gossip Girl.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, we thought.

[Jackson Claude]

Sorry. We knew we were living Gossip Girl.

[Jacqueline Foley]

All to say, Hillary is heading to the studio.

[Jackson Claude]

Tabular ass.

[Jacqueline Foley]

All to say tabular assa. For sure. For sure. Being on the other side of it. As a celebrity yourself.

[Jackson Claude]

As a celebrity myself, I can honestly say I've never been, like, even remotely rude to anybody. If anybody comes up to me, I, like, lick their butt. I'm like, oh, man, you love me.

[Jacqueline Foley]

You didn't go up to her. So if someone's staring at you, that's how that happens.

[Jackson Claude]

I see toasters in the wild who definitely, like, are, like, nervous and shy, and I don't, like, slap them like she did. I'm like. I always give, like, a nice smile. I'm like, oh, my God, now. Love you.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. But then, yeah, it's also, like, a little presumptuous that you're staring because you know who I am. Like, maybe I have something in my teeth.

[Jackson Claude]

This is a wholly unrelatable conversation that, like, people might not understand, but there is a delicate balance, like, of seeing someone, like, smiling at you, and I'm like, oh, they're a toaster. Especially if they're, like, a young.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, like, the elk of a toasty girl.

[Jackson Claude]

So I never want to assume, but, like, it's pretty safe to assume. A lot of the times I haven't had an experience where I assumed that the person was like, oh, actually, you just have some shit in your teeth. But I'm sure that's in my future.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I don't assume. I just wait. Like.

[Jackson Claude]

And she's so shy.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. No, no, I couldn't assume. That was just, like. That's not gonna end well for me.

[Jackson Claude]

No.

[Jacqueline Foley]

So come say hi and congrats to Hillary. Yeah. Yeah. We're trusting our sound of mind. Celebrities who made it through the storm of child stardom.

[Jackson Claude]

I feel like we actually have a lot to discuss today in addition to the bonus dtq. So if you're set, I'm set.

[Jacqueline Foley]

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[Jackson Claude]

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[Jacqueline Foley]

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[Jackson Claude]

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[Jacqueline Foley]

Thank you, Everyday Turd.

[Jackson Claude]

You're welcome every day, Jared.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Our first story, some big exciting news. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul is the next Bachelorette. So lots shaking up at the Bachelor. This next season of the Bachelor was supposed to be the Bachelor. They just finished the Bachelorette and instead they're skipping over to the Bachelorette and they're tapping Taylor frankly Paul from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives who was on Hulu of the Bachelors on abc. She's part of the family. This is the first time they always say, like, Amy Schumer should be the Bachelorette, Chloe Kardashian should be the Bachelor.

[Jackson Claude]

Right, Right.

[Jacqueline Foley]

This is the first time they've actually done it and taken someone outside of the franchise. Well, except for Matt James. But he did go on Claire's season.

[Jackson Claude]

Did he?

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, he just like, got out early.

[Jackson Claude]

He did.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I don't think he did supposed to. And then.

[Jackson Claude]

No, he was just friends with Tyler Cameron.

[Jacqueline Foley]

No, I think he was going on Claire season and they, they pulled him.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, maybe he was about to.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, yeah. But he had never been on TV yet.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yes, but he was like part of the Bachelor family. But yes, this is most akin to that. But this is like really, it's happening. A single celebrity who's known for being single, who we all want to find.

[Jackson Claude]

Love and we all, like, enjoy watching.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Whose amazing television is going on the Bachelorette.

[Jackson Claude]

So everyone's loving this and I do like it. We're going to get more into it. I just have a little bit of a concern that the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives stars are literally putting Hulu, abc, Disney on their backs. Right. They're now all over Dancing with the Stars. Everyone's talking about it. They're literally carrying Hulu. It's the biggest and best show on the planet. And now abc and I fear that we're taking them away from the core project. Right. And even if they're not filming right now, which I don't think that they are, because the new Season is about to come out. We're kind of, like, spreading them thin, you know, and I need all of their crazy energy for the original show. I. I'm hoping I'm just being, like, you know, extra cautious, but I don't know. It's, like, a lot.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I actually don't have that concern. One, there's so many of them. Everyone can take a piece of the pie and carry it.

[Jackson Claude]

There's so many of them. But, like, a few of them are, like, what we need, you know, And.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yes, but these sorts of things, like, add different dynamics to their friend group, the mom group, and, like, it's all about the business. And so, like, this just, you know, even she got to present an award at the CMAs. And it was a major storyline, and that was like, nothing compared to being the Bachelorette, which is literally, like, the biggest gig you can get in reality tv. So I think it adds, like, a layer of drama. I do. And I agree with that.

[Jackson Claude]

Although I don't think it's the biggest job you can get on reality TV anymore.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I would say it's amongst the biggest.

[Jackson Claude]

Like, for becoming the Bachelor lead.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. Well, I mean, like, these.

[Jackson Claude]

Name the last three.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It's not what it was, but, like, it still has that recognizable. It's not all the way gone.

[Jackson Claude]

It's recognizable, but I do think it's all the way gone. I don't. I agree. I. I actually completely agree with what you're saying. Like, I do think it adds, like, these. Because it's like a hierarchy.

[Jacqueline Foley]

There's gonna be, like, jealousy.

[Jackson Claude]

Thousand percent. You're right about that.

[Jacqueline Foley]

With the Stars, who knows what's going on? Even between, like, Whitney and Jen on.

[Jackson Claude]

Dancing with the Stars, with Dancing with.

[Jacqueline Foley]

The Stars, to me, feeling that they're on Dance with the Stars and she's not, I think it adds so much, like, fodder for the show. And yeah, maybe eventually, like, burnout would be a concern, but I think right now, like, we're in peak.

[Jackson Claude]

Are you gonna watch this?

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yes. I love Taylor Frankie Paul. That was my takeaway from the last season. The first season. She had such a rough first season, of course, and, like, her choices were so bad, and she.

[Jackson Claude]

And it was a lot to take on.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, it was just, like, really a lot. And she went. She was pregnant, so, like, she wasn't really all the way in the mix. And, like, we didn't get to know who she is, like, on a regular day. Season two. I just, like, loved her so much, and I want what's best for her, and I feel like this is a really good way to find love. However, I do feel like, romantically, like, she kind of makes poor choices.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Interesting to watch them play out, like, to, like, I hope she makes good choices, but we'll be able to see, like, those patterns of behavior that have, like, landed her in the spot that she's in.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. And I feel like on this most recent season, we kind of just barely scratch the surface at a lot of her, like, intimacy issues and where that comes from and then, like, her parents and. And all of that. So I think that it will make for interesting tv, and I also think it'll just get her further away from the loser that is her ex, Dakota. Like, anything that gets her further away from being in a relationship with the biggest loser of all time. I personally am a huge fan of.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I just want to say I could.

[Jackson Claude]

Like, see this Bachelorette happening them closer together.

[Jacqueline Foley]

No. Like, she ends up with someone. Like, it doesn't work out, and she ends up with Dakota.

[Jackson Claude]

No.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I know.

[Jackson Claude]

They're, like, so, like, they can't quit each other, and they have to.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. I feel like the kind of guy that she's looking for is typically the kind of guy that goes on the Bachelor. Like, I feel like the.

[Jackson Claude]

Really?

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, it's just, like, kind of, like a regular guy. She's not looking for a celebrity. No. Literally, I think a lot of them, like, they need to be able to live in Utah. She said. She said they don't have to be Mormon, but belief in God would be preferred, though. She said she's open. She said it's hard to raise kids.

[Jackson Claude]

And I'm sure they've casted a couple Mormons.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. Yeah. But also, they have to be able to move to Utah. But I feel like, like, a lot of people in the, like, if you think who's come off the Bachelor, like, they don't. They're not. Not moving.

[Jackson Claude]

They're the elk of Utah.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. Yeah. It's not like they all want to move to ll, some of them, but I don't know. I feel like there's chance for, like, real love here. I hope that they cast well and, you know, she gets some really good guys.

[Jackson Claude]

Agreed.

[Jacqueline Foley]

And it's also good because, like, Khloe Kardashian, Amy Schumer would have never gone out with, like, a guy from the Bachelor actually.

[Jackson Claude]

Right.

[Jacqueline Foley]

But, like, she could have met a guy from the Bachelor at the CMA Awards. Like, she swims in the. Like, that's the pond. It's Perfect.

[Jackson Claude]

It'll also be interesting because I feel like we're always talking about, like, the Bachelor franchise at a glance. Like, how crazy of a downfall they've had. And if there's something that can revive it, like, this really would be it.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I'm surprised. Hail Mary.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. I'm surprised that they were. Whoever's in charge there, like, really had the foresight to just, like, stop the hamster. We're like, you don't have to choose someone from the last season. Like, you can switch it up. I'm surprised that they had the foresight because they've really, like, dropped the ball so profoundly here. And it will be interesting to see if this is enough to revive the franchise. It might have a great season and then flop again. It might be, like, big buzzy news and people don't tune in. I will be really curious to see.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It might have a great season. Like, I will be watching and then I might really start to, like, person who becomes the next Bachelor. And now I'm back in the cycle.

[Jackson Claude]

The thing is part of the reason why I gave up on the Bachelor and something I'm actually nervous about when I go into my Dancing with the Stars journey this year is ABC and cable in general, but specifically abc. Like, they really take advantage of your time. Like, it's a two hour show so much with commercial breaks every 10 seconds. And then even when you're watching, like, it doesn't need to be two hours. It's literally 30 minutes of substantial content. So I find myself getting so bored. So, like, stuck to my phone. And the Bachelor is really bad with that. So hopefully they take a lesson, a page out of Hulu. Like, Hulu gives us just parginess. Like, so much content. So much. Let's take a page out. It doesn't need to be filler half the episode. And it's okay. The episode can be one hour. It's fine.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I think it's only going to be worse because now they have our interest. Now the advertisers are back. Like, they're going to go hard in the paint and we have to.

[Jackson Claude]

But that's where the streamers, like, really put cable on their ass. Like, they just did it better. And I. I don't know if anyone from, like, Hulu is listening, but, like, that's why I stopped watching. Like, because you guys took advantage of my time. It was two episodes a week, two hours each. Literally, it was for 15 minutes. Like, that's really what we were looking for. The 15 minutes of core, good content and Then, like, bonus episode after the final rose, like, it's. It's just too much.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. Are you gonna watch?

[Jackson Claude]

You know me, I like to get on board when, like, everybody's like, I'm gonna let people watch the first episode, and if, like, everyone's talking about it, then, yeah, I'. But I've got. We've kind of got it all covered. I'm the Dancing with the Stars correspondent, and if it's amazing, I'm gonna make you watch it.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Okay.

[Jackson Claude]

And you are the Bachelorette correspondent. If it's amazing, you'll make me watch it.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Okay. I mean, it's gonna be a while. I don't think she's filmed yet. They just announced her. They're gonna definitely get people who are interested in dating her and also interested in dating someone with kids. Like, she does have three kids.

[Jackson Claude]

Right.

[Jacqueline Foley]

So that will play into it.

[Jackson Claude]

So very Emily Maynard of her.

[Jacqueline Foley]

She's the second one with kids since Emily Maynard. And then she'll have to film it, and then they have to release it. So probably usually actually they drop episodes in January. I feel like that's actually a decent kid. Like, a good guess for when this is coming out.

[Jackson Claude]

And I'm sure it'll be on the balls of Mormon wives, like, using that. Everybody watched the season, loved Mormon wives. They want more. Well, you can get more of Taylor, Frankie Paul on the new season of the Bachelorette.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It would be good if in this season that's coming out in November, like, Taylor is in talks to be the Bachelorette.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, for sure. By the way.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Talking about it.

[Jackson Claude]

For sure.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. It's. It's excess, I think. A job well done.

[Jackson Claude]

Yes, totally. Idea. I was gonna say Toasty lines giving Toasty Lions. What was the thing, like, a week or two ago, maybe more, that we.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Said in the Hamptons, but I didn't write it down because my phone was recording.

[Jackson Claude]

Right. That we wanted to add to Toasty.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Lions, and we said if it was really that good, we would remember.

[Jackson Claude]

We would remember it. Write it in the comments, you guys, if you know what I'm talking about, and then we'll discuss tomorrow if it was good enough for Toasty Lions. But I agree. This deserves a Toasty Lions award. Can you, for anyone new here, explain the Toasty Lions list and then tell me who's on it so far?

[Jacqueline Foley]

Okay, so the Toasty Lions is our version of Cannes Lions, where Cannes Lions is a award for best in advertising. And so Toasty Lions is awards for best in advertising and synergy as we see it. So here are.

[Jackson Claude]

Let me see if I can guess all of them.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It's actually longer than I thought.

[Jackson Claude]

The actor from Smart House did a partnership with like, Samsung Smart Home.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, right.

[Jackson Claude]

Like they have make like doorbell cameras. Whatever. Genius. Love it, love it, love it.

[Jacqueline Foley]

That's top of the list.

[Jackson Claude]

Lindsay Hubbard did a partnership with, like, Kleinfeld and an organization, it's called Kleinfeld's.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Again, where they do resale dresses. It's not an organ. It was just right.

[Jackson Claude]

She never used her wedding dress. So she donated it then.

[Jacqueline Foley]

This is really good one. The Flip off. Sponsoring the toast.

[Jackson Claude]

Yes. Christina Hack, El Moussa and Target El Moussa's HGTV show using us to launch their new spin off called the Flip Off. That was brilliant marketing.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Alex earl for Carl's Jr.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, okay.

[Jacqueline Foley]

So, like, obvious.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, I guess we were giving it to them because, like, good job on being obvious.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Like, good job and doing your job.

[Jackson Claude]

And I love Alex Earl. I don't want to take her off the list, but this is actually not at all.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I agree. But I'm going to leave it.

[Jackson Claude]

Just put at the bottom. We were honestly being like playing fast and loose with the Toasty Lions.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Agreed.

[Jackson Claude]

Like, Alex Earl is this generation's Paris Hilton. Like, yeah, duh. Yeah.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Kristen Cavallari's E Show podcast tour. Podcast tour show on E. No, I'm gonna put it with Alex Earl.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, they both can go.

[Jacqueline Foley]

They're not holding up.

[Jackson Claude]

They're not holding.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Space astronomer Gwyneth Paltrow video.

[Jackson Claude]

Yes, that goes at the top. That was a great Toasty Lions moment.

[Jacqueline Foley]

And then Taylor, Frankie Paul for the Bachelor.

[Jackson Claude]

I think that will withstand, but we'll see if in a couple of months we go back to the list and we think it's stupid.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Congratulations to all the winners.

[Jackson Claude]

Huge.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Are you ready for our next story? Andy Cohen says that he lost £25 by microdosing a GLP1 all summer.

[Jackson Claude]

So much to say about this.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Andy Cohen has come forward to share that he was taking a GLP one all summer. Like low dose microdosing, as the kids say. And he said it would be hypocritical to ask people about their appearance and be the guy who suddenly lost 25 pounds but isn't mentioning it. So he shared that on his show.

[Jackson Claude]

His radio show.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

So I have so many thoughts because when I was on my GOP one journey, it really bothered me how, like, Andy, every time somebody looked a little bit different would be like, are you on his epic? It's such a personal thing. And I obviously had like such a fabulous but very personal experience with it and I spoke about it like on my own terms and he was just like putting people in the hot seat and it really, really bothered me how he did it. And always, like in a condescending way. And it's just so funny, you know, it's so funny how now, like, Andy's taking it, obviously, because GLP1s are the most amazing thing to ever happen on the planet and everyone should take it, not even people who are morbidly obese, but anyone who wants to lose 15 to 20 pounds. It can really increase your overall health and I'm so glad Andy is seeing that now. I find his verbiage very, you know, funny. Like a micro. You're taking Ozempic, like, just saying you're.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, like you're at a low dose because you're not obese.

[Jackson Claude]

But. But I was on a low dose too and I was obese. Like, because it works really well. You don't need that much, especially in the beginning, like micro dosing. And actually Ben had Terry Dubro on his podcast. And you know, I think when we think about like Ben's idols, like we always talk about, like Jack Black, Stanley Tucci, Ina really, Ben loves Terry Dubrow. He thinks he's so smart, so funny. Like, he thinks his business is amazing. And I think he's been on Good Guys now twice. He loves, loves, loves Terry Dubrow. And the last time they did a whole conversation about Ozempic and GLP ones because Terry has been a very vocal doctor. So many people, like doctors specifically, love to like, come out and say it's like, you know, for lazy fat people. But Terry said that micro dosing GLP1s is the best longevity hack in like the last 100 years of medical breakthroughs. Like, it is the most amazing. And so obviously Andy got the microdosing thing from Terry Dubrow, but you're just taking those epic. And Andy looks amazing. And by the way, I've read Andy's books and it's crazy how his weight defines his horrible whole life. His books are basically diary entries of like a two year period where he writes every day, like what he did that day. And he starts every day with his weight. Like, he is obsessed. He's like, you.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I weighed myself today and it was kind of exactly what I had.

[Jackson Claude]

That's good. Imagine expected.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I was like, oh, yeah, I'm probably like this number. If I had been like more than that, I would have been like, yikes. I. I didn't expect to be less than that.

[Jackson Claude]

Of course.

[Jacqueline Foley]

So, yeah, like, no surprises. And now I'm like, I wish I weighed myself throughout a little bit at least, like right when I got pregnant. But that was like after months of trying to get pregnant and packing on the pounds. So I wasn't doing myself, you know, just to like, know where I was at. But I guess I could always ask my doctor because they were weighing me.

[Jackson Claude]

It's fine.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. No, no, no, it's fine. It's just interesting. I like the data. I wish there was a way to weigh yourself and record it and not know until you need the data.

[Jackson Claude]

Free idea.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Free idea for a scale company. There are plenty of smart tanks.

[Jackson Claude]

Shark tank. Yeah, Shark Tank. All that to say I'm surprised it took Andy so long to do this because he is weight obsessed. He's also on TV and famous and that makes you obviously, like, really neurotic about how you look. But he's obsessed with his weight. And so for someone who is, I'm surprised it took him this long.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. But I'm sure that's also why he was asking everyone, like, are you on a sympathetic. I think like, part. Probably a part of him was like, oh, somebody curious. Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. Maybe that's why. That's how his curiosity manifested itself in being a pain.

[Jacqueline Foley]

And like. And maybe it came off as like aggressive and insensitive, but it was really him just like being excited about the drug and seeing, like I said. Right.

[Jackson Claude]

Like, that's really a beautiful take.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I like that because I feel like that's how I feel about it. Someone obsessed with Wade who's like, never been on it yet. How's it going?

[Jackson Claude]

Right. Yeah. But whenever you ask, I don't feel like it comes from a place of judgment.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I'm a kind hearted person.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jacqueline Foley]

How do you just remember, like, when.

[Jackson Claude]

Margaret Joseph's was on, like, he was just like, Dolores. Yeah, yeah. Like, leave these women alone. First of all. Okay.

[Jacqueline Foley]

What if it's different man to woman?

[Jackson Claude]

Of course it is.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It's different man to woman. Or man as mad. A woman's weight.

[Jackson Claude]

MTW and W2W is so different.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Jail.

[Jackson Claude]

Jail. Agreed.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Did you notice that Andy lost weight? Were you thinking that?

[Jackson Claude]

No, I wasn't. But I haven't tuned in to watch Evans live in a minute. Yeah, definitely since before the summer because we barely watch TV over the summer, so. And he said he lost the weight over the summer, so I haven't seen him yet.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Got it, got it.

[Jackson Claude]

But I'm happy for him. Like, losing weight. I'm sorry. I'm gonna sound so toxic in the world. It's the best feeling in the world and like, loving yourself, like, really truly loving your. Like, it. I think the episodes of Watch happens I are going to be so different, honestly.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Maybe that's because we're always talking about his mood.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I think we're onto something.

[Jackson Claude]

We'll say. I'll have to tune in.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. Are you ready for our next story?

[Jackson Claude]

Whatever.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Three.

[Jackson Claude]

Yes.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It's a little book news because the house made first photos have dropped. Sydney Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried are the stars of the Housemaid, the sexy thriller that we all love by Frida McFadden. And the first images have come out. Have you seen them?

[Jackson Claude]

I have.

[Jacqueline Foley]

They're a sleigh.

[Jackson Claude]

They are a sleigh. Of course. I have the same concern that I had when we announced the casting. We. Which is that, like, could Sydney Sweeney ruin this because she, like, lowkey is a bad actress. That still is a concern because she's. I know it's just a photo, but she looks like she's acting poorly in the photo. Like, it's just. That's just how I felt. But having said that, I read the book. I loved the book. Visually, it works.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. It's exactly like what you imagine.

[Jackson Claude]

Be like a younger, new version of the old wife. So it's all good.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It's exactly what you imagine. Even Brandon Skinnar as the husband, even though he's a little more handsome than I would have said the husband is.

[Jackson Claude]

Agreed, by the way.

[Jacqueline Foley]

But Michelle Marone as the guy.

[Jackson Claude]

Michelle. Oh, Enzo. Yeah.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Perfection. Just like, by the way, per, anytime you need like a hottie, a brooding hottie, from her book to movie adaptation, you should go with this guy.

[Jackson Claude]

Yes. But also, he is foreign too. In the. In the book.

[Jacqueline Foley]

True.

[Jackson Claude]

He, like, he's Italian. He left his family in Italy. He has like a whole crazy backstory.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Speaking of book news, we didn't get to talk about it because it was like at the tail end of our summer break, but it happened one summer is like it got. It had gotten the rights purchased, like years ago, and then it just sat on the floor of some studio. But they have made some casting news and I'm not crazy about it.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I'm listening.

[Jackson Claude]

One thing about me, like, I'm just a hater. Like, whenever something gets announced, I just hate it, even if it's good. So that doesn't mean anything.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I feel like I'm against it. And you're for it. I don't feel like you're always against.

[Jackson Claude]

Okay, maybe I'm just feeling like negative. So the film is now in pre production and the person who directed it directed the Hating Game, which is that book turned movie with starring Lucy Hale.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I don't think I watched it or read it.

[Jackson Claude]

So I read it and watched it and it was very corny movie. And I feel like based on the castings, like, this is going to give the same sort of hallmark, but like a little sexy vibe.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Okay, I'm listening.

[Jackson Claude]

So the main girl who's like the best character is Nina Dobrev. Yeah, I know. It's not how I pictured it.

[Jacqueline Foley]

No, keep going.

[Jackson Claude]

And then that's really, like, all you're gonna know. The rest are unknowns.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Should I. What's the name of the actor who's playing the fisherman?

[Jackson Claude]

So Piper is Nina Dobrev. And then did they cast or just the her and the sister?

[Jacqueline Foley]

Well, who cares about the sister with her record?

[Jackson Claude]

I know, right? And then the sister gets a spin off book hook, line and sinker. No, where she also starts dating a fisherman.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Okay. It happens. One summer movie. I would love to know who's playing the fisherman. Like, that's really important because he agreed.

[Jackson Claude]

The.

[Jacqueline Foley]

The movie, like, hinges on him selling sexy fishermen.

[Jackson Claude]

Agreed. But he's also short, which in the book he was short. And that's why, like, she started making all these jokes, like, and she's really funny, Piper. So it has to be somebody, like, really short and hot, which is hard.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Tyler Hoechlin. Are you seeing that?

[Jackson Claude]

Hold on, hold on. Let me just pull it up. Let me pull it up.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Tessa Belly's dream cast.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, her dream casting. No offense.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, that's different. And Tyler Cameron's in that obsessed, by the way.

[Jackson Claude]

That's perfect casting. Except he's not short.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Okay, big preliminary cast said it's Nina Dobrev, Tyler Hoechlin and Virginia Gardner. Were you seeing Virginia Gardner as the sister blonde girl? Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Okay, so it looks cute. So Tyler Hoechlin.

[Jackson Claude]

Virginia Gardner is perfect like the sister, inconsequential Tyler Hoagland. Spell it. I found it.

[Jacqueline Foley]

He could do it. He could do it.

[Jackson Claude]

Really? Are we looking at the same person?

[Jacqueline Foley]

No, no, I know that it's not.

[Jackson Claude]

Like, it looks like he's playing Piper's dad.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Go to Google images. Nobody's weathered. He's sailed the stormy seas.

[Jackson Claude]

Okay, so there's like, lots of different photos. Jackie, this is terrible. I'm sorry. This is not it, like, at all.

[Jacqueline Foley]

The one where he's like this.

[Jackson Claude]

Okay, so that's obviously like his IMDb headshot but like can you look at more recent photos?

[Jacqueline Foley]

He just looks smiles and he has a generous face.

[Jackson Claude]

So he just played Superman. I believe that's where some of you guys might recognize him from.

[Jacqueline Foley]

That's good, Clyde. It's not God awful. It's not.

[Jackson Claude]

Okay.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Just like you say. So just leave it. Okay.

[Jackson Claude]

Okay.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Anyways, the housemate doesn't look God awful. However, considering how much we like the book, the odds that we're going to like the movie are so, so slim. And that's just sad.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. Even though I think it was you who said a parallel. Sometimes there are like so many good things said on the show. I just don't know like who.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Who was maybe parallel being Gone Girl.

[Jackson Claude]

Yes. And that's. I forget because it was such a popular good movie, I forget that it was based on a book and it's the same type of psychological thriller and they need to get whoever. I feel like book adaptations these days are so popular and common that like they're coming kind of pedestrian. It's not like Ben Affleck, you know.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Bring Ben Affleck into a book adaptation. They're just kind of giving like low brow.

[Jacqueline Foley]

But they're doing like Anne Hathaway Verity.

[Jackson Claude]

Well, so that's a good, that's a good. Oh, I think you said God and girl comparison for Verity.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Okay.

[Jackson Claude]

Because all these castings, it's like a.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Little Sydney Sweeney are top of the.

[Jackson Claude]

Sorry. I was talking about it happened one Summer.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Okay. Yeah. I could see that being corny, but the book actually is corny. We happen to like it more than amazing book but like it is does fall into that genre. It doesn't need that Oscar treatment.

[Jackson Claude]

No. But I think that it can be done. Like you said Gone girl.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Are you ready for our fourth story?

[Jackson Claude]

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[Jacqueline Foley]

Thank you, Turdy.

[Jackson Claude]

You're welcome, Jody.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Our next story, Joe Jonas's nose. Joe Jonas is shutting down theories about a viral backstage video where he is cleaning his nose. So first a video went viral saying, like Joe's quick boogie check before going on stage. And he's like, off. He's on side stage so people like on the opposite side of the crowd can see him. See he's in the mirror with his fingers and his washcloth, like nose, cleaning up his nose. And you know, at first people are like, oh yeah, boogers. And then other, you know, eagle eyed viewers were like, oh, he's cleaning up his coke nose. And then he responded on tick tock saying, lol, you never had a booger. So he's going with the booger theory. And I'd love to know what you think is happening here.

[Jackson Claude]

So obviously I'm a hater. Like, I'm a negative person. I saw the video, I'm like, okay, blowing lines. Listen, it's a long show, you know, rock star life, rockstar life. Having been having been there, having said that, it's important to contextualize the video. So he is doing this little touch up, if you will, right before his solo part of a song called Celebrate, which I only recently learned about the song, I didn't know about it. It's like a random song, not their most popular, but it has gone so viral for Joe's part. So having said that, do I think he was doing cocaine now? No, actually, even though, like, it's a long show, like maybe he's a rock star. Sure, you could, you could say all that given the fact that it was right before this. Every time he sings it now, like, the video goes viral. We made it through all of the years, and, like, I didn't even know the song five minutes ago, but I know it because it's so viral. So I think he knows that, like, whatever he does in the next 10 seconds is about to be, like, a video that's viewed millions and millions of times. I think he wanted to look his best. I really do. And a lot of the videos that I've seen, like, they come from a low angle, and if you do have, like, a booger bat in the cave, like, they are going to see it. So contextually, I think it's really important to know what part of the concert was coming up. And that leads me to believe he actually wasn't doing cocaine.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. So when I see this video, like, yes, this could equal cocaine. That's how you would probably, like, be cleaning your nose. Even though he would have had done the lines, like, much earlier. And what's there to clean up? But when I watch it, I'm like, that's how I would, like, clear my nose, clean, wipe up, you know, really try and just, like, get anything out short of, like, sticking a finger up your nose.

[Jackson Claude]

Well, we need to talk about the fact that he did also stick his finger up his nose. And obviously this is not the point of the video, but, like, I officially have the ick.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Like, yeah, no, but, like, he put.

[Jackson Claude]

His finger up his own.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It's. Sometimes it can be frustrating, like, the way that he was cleaning his nose, Like, I. I feel like I've been there. And not to say that I don't know what his habits are. He might do what he does, but in this moment, I really think he was getting his boogers out. I really do.

[Jackson Claude]

I just want to watch it one more time before I say what I was just about to say here. Vibing backstage, he's wiping with a towel. The only other weird thing that he does is this, like, with his jaw, which there is a connection between, like, you know, cocaine and jaw movements. But I stand by what I said. I don't think he was doing it.

[Jacqueline Foley]

And, like, how far into the show is the.

[Jackson Claude]

That I don't know.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Is this because, like, when would he have done the line that is now plaguing him?

[Jackson Claude]

It's just such a crazy thing to do. Like, not in a totally protected area of the stage. Do you know what I mean?

[Jacqueline Foley]

So why. That's why I think it's also boogers. You know, when. If you had Something to hide. You would hide it better.

[Jackson Claude]

My official. If I had my gavel, I would say boogers.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt here. There is, like, plausible deniability. There is. And it's just like, it's not without a shadow of a doubt. So I have to let him go.

[Jackson Claude]

And because you're not on Tick Tock, like, you don't know how this, like, one part of the show has, like, stolen. It's made its way. I'm not even on, like, Joe Bro Talk, but it's made its way to me. So much so that I saved the song, Like, I listened to it the other day. It's an amazing song.

[Jacqueline Foley]

And I do think, like, if he was, like, coking out for shows, like, that's when he would have done a line. Like, right before this. Ah, I'm gonna go crazy. And he's. He was, what, cleaning up an old line from a few hours ago, like, right before his big moment. Like, it's giving, like, waning. That's not. When the energy comes.

[Jackson Claude]

There would be other videos now coming forward of either, like, him rubbing his nose multiple times, having weird jaw things, maybe something on his nostril. Like, there would be more than. It's just one video. So I actually think it's really safe to say we have to let him.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Know, you guys, we can't hold him to this.

[Jackson Claude]

Blow or no blow. No blow.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. Like, if we are on a jury, I have to say not guilty. It's not beyond Without a shot of a doubt.

[Jackson Claude]

Agreed.

[Jacqueline Foley]

So, Joe Jonas, hope you're feeling better soon.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Jacqueline Foley]

This does also mean he was, like, sick at some point.

[Jackson Claude]

Why? You could just, like, have a booger.

[Jacqueline Foley]

No, that's just, like, a pick. Like, I feel like he was a little. Like, he got a lot of stuff up there.

[Jackson Claude]

No, it was just giving, like, booger.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Oh, I feel like that when I'm doing that. If I'm him, it's, like, at the tail end of sickness.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, but you're, like, the last person on earth to pick your nose. Some of us just, like, have a booger. So we put. We pick it.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, I guess that's true.

[Jackson Claude]

I will, though, like, as a Joe Girly, like, I will have a hard time forgetting, like, the visual of him picking his nose and it was, like, genuinely unattractive. Sorry. And I think he's seriously the hottest man on the planet.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I feel like you've been off for a while, though.

[Jackson Claude]

I have, but, like, this tour, like, I'm telling you, this video, Jackie, do you want me to send it to you? The video that I'm talking about of.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Him singing the song viral?

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, like, that's what started this whole thing.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Finished wiping his boogers. He came out like. Like, you know.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, but I'm gonna show you the video that, like, started this whole thing.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Go ahead.

[Jackson Claude]

I'll have to download it for you. No, that's not the one. This is it. Okay. And by the way, you know me. I'm always going to talk about, like, the Joe versus Nick dynamic.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Are you going to talk about it right now?

[Jackson Claude]

Of course. Because you could see Nick being, like, so jealous. Okay, I just sent it to you. Look, okay, it's really, like, this is what started it.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Okay. I'm gonna watch it, if that's okay. Okay.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. Like, tell me that's not the hottest man you've ever seen in your life.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I have a lot of thoughts.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, I. I'm so glad you watched it. Okay, what are your thoughts?

[Jacqueline Foley]

He needs to find the person who shot that video. And, like, seriously, Higher.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Give them a kiss on the mouth and take care of them for life. Like, free groceries for life. Cuz, like, that's just, like, par. Deliciousness. He looks great. He sounds great. Why is this energy, like, so different from the rest of the show? Does he not, like, do that in every song of just like?

[Jackson Claude]

No, he totally does. But, like, this one video just went viral, and so now every time he does that part, his verse in the show, everyone films it. So that's why I think he wanted to look his best. Honestly.

[Jacqueline Foley]

This man is. Ms. Wyndham, you are free to go.

[Jackson Claude]

Ms. Wyndham, YOU are free to go.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, let him go. Let the mouse go.

[Jackson Claude]

What's that from? Oh, don't tell me. I know, I know, I know. It's from Housewives. Let the mouse go. I'm feeling like a drill. House is in New York, but, like, maybe not. What is it?

[Jacqueline Foley]

Sutton's track.

[Jackson Claude]

Let the mouse go. Yes. No. One thing about me, like, I'm not letting the mouse go, but no.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Joe Jonas, you are free to go. Yeah. Okay.

[Jackson Claude]

I'm so glad you saw the video.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Time correct. Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is some tech news?

[Jackson Claude]

Okay. Oh. The new thin iPhone.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Apple is making headlines for their new iPhone 17, the first ever iPhone Air and AirPods Pro 3 that can translate conversations live in your ear. So, yeah, the new AirPods. If someone's talking to you in a foreign language, the AirPod will translate it into your Ear. And then also on your phone, they will write a response in that language to the person. But if both parties are using AirPods Pro 3, then the. The AirPods just act as translators to each other in your ear.

[Jackson Claude]

I mean, that's future living, right? We're living in the beautiful thing for years. Like, one day we'll be able. And, like, we are. It's over for those at the nail salon, I'll tell you that. Okay.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Keep calling me fat. Keep calling me fat. Well, this is one time. Well, one time. Jackie's. She actually recommended that I go to this nail tech.

[Jacqueline Foley]

She's fab. I kept going.

[Jackson Claude]

She's a. She called me Cordita. She thinks I don't speak Spanish. She doesn't know I am la tostada. Okay.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah.

[Jackson Claude]

Tango Gato.

[Jacqueline Foley]

And then Claudia. But I literally lost weight so that she could go back in there and, like, who's gordita now?

[Jackson Claude]

Flora. Okay.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I love her.

[Jackson Claude]

And the fact that you didn't stop going to her after that, like, it's. Will never not be hurtful to me.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It's hard to get a good manicure.

[Jackson Claude]

It's really not. Having said that, I had no shot in hell of ever knowing what a nail salon manicurist was saying about me if it wasn't in Spanish. And they speak a myriad of languages. And I'm buying these AirPods. Actually, you know what?

[Jacqueline Foley]

I don't want to know.

[Jackson Claude]

I don't want to know. I don't.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I don't see. Look how much that ruined your. Like, seriously, you're still talking about. It was four years ago. Like, yeah, you would have to hold on to all these things, all these insults on my business.

[Jackson Claude]

Agreed.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I don't want to know. But, like, I think. I think it actually might be, like, major for diplomats and stuff. You know, there's always an interpreter at the table.

[Jackson Claude]

The tough thing is, like, if I went to college and studied, like, foreign affairs with a minor in a specific language just to become, like, a.

[Jacqueline Foley]

No, like, diplomat. People are out of a job thanks to technology. Like, people talk about it yet?

[Jackson Claude]

Not yet. But now that the technology's out there, like, it's almost over. Like, find a new job. Find a new passion.

[Jacqueline Foley]

And people are always saying, like, you will be replaced by technology. And it's like, sure, grandma, let's get you back to bed.

[Jackson Claude]

Right?

[Jacqueline Foley]

But, like, seriously, interpreters, like, your job is threatened today.

[Jackson Claude]

Like, go back to school while you still can.

[Jacqueline Foley]

But what if interpreters. Do you ever. I guess some people are there would Speak both languages.

[Jackson Claude]

The nefarious interpreters.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, like, interpreters are not interpreting like 100 unbiasedly. Because even like it's like a game of telephone. Like you could have said the sky is blue. And then the interpreter says, well, she said the sky is not green. And it's like it just changes the, the context.

[Jackson Claude]

Not only that, whenever I've seen like an interpreter in action, it's like, I'll ask a question that's not me. Sorry. Someone will ask a question that's like 25 seconds long and you translate it for three seconds. There's no way you got all the nuance it's giving.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Lost in translation. Agreed. And AirPods Pro 3 are here to solve that. So I, I think it's exciting for the future.

[Jackson Claude]

It is. Although I do want to talk about that thin iPhone, the iPhone air that everybody's talking about. Every air purchase that I've made in my life from Apple has been the worst purchase of my life. Like MacBook Airs. Seriously, I could crack them in half. They have no storage. They get so hot. They get like flustered. Do not buy the iPhone air. Specifically the first one. It's going to be terrible.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, they don't have enough manpower to do.

[Jackson Claude]

Oh, you think you have trouble now, like deleting old photos just so you could download an app? Just wait till you get the iPhone air.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, but the iPhone 17 looks cute, right?

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, I'm sure that has like new features or whatever. I'm ready for a new iPhone and I will be purchasing.

[Jacqueline Foley]

My camera's fogging up.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, well, that's how I had a feeling that they were releasing a new iPhone because my current iPhone just started to crap out. You know, that's always how it works.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, they push a button. Like we're. Of course we always get the new phone because our jobs are rely on, you know, the latest technology.

[Jackson Claude]

Actually, no, I have a 15. I don't even have a 16.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I don't have a 15 either. I think the 16 like was came and went.

[Jackson Claude]

But you know that there's a new launch coming because they push a button where everybody's phones like start to just like.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It's been like kind of fine. Except that my lenses gets like foggy.

[Jackson Claude]

Of course they fog up the lens like, oh, the camera on the new one is so great.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I guess it's also summer. Yeah. But still I'm like always like this.

[Jackson Claude]

Of course I'm always.

[Jacqueline Foley]

But meanwhile you're translating in my ear and you can't just have A.

[Jackson Claude]

Right.

[Jacqueline Foley]

This all the time.

[Jackson Claude]

Okay, the highly anticipated moment you've all been waiting for is officially here. Grand reveal of who has sponsored an additional Dear Toaster submission for today. Well, it is the one, the only Amazon, because not a lot of people can afford us. But Amazon can. Specifically, they want us to talk about their new show, the Girlfriend. So it's based on the book, which is kind of the theme of today's show. The Girlfriend is a sexy psychological thriller that follows Laura, played by Robin Wright, a woman who seemingly has it all. Glittering career loving husband and her precious son, Daniel. Well, we've all been there. Her perfect life begins to unravel when Daniel brings home a girl, Cherry, played by Olivia Cook. She's a girlfriend who changes everything. After a tense introduction, Laura becomes convinced that Cherry is hiding something. Is she a manipulative social climber or is Laura just paranoid? The truth is a matter of perspective, as all good psychological thrillers are. So in that spirit. And by the way, I've said this, you know, since I've come back from maternity leave, like I used to be a Cherry and now, now I'm a Laura.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Agree.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah. So I feel as though in our submission, which is of course about a toxic mother in law, I might be taking the mother in law side.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, let's.

[Jackson Claude]

But is the mother in law toxic? Is. But. But I feel like we talk a lot about toxic mother in laws. We don't talk a lot about toxic daughter in laws, you know, for sure.

[Jacqueline Foley]

And these are real Dear Toasters submissions that we chose to highlight the Girlfriend.

[Jackson Claude]

The show premieres September 10th on Prime Video. It's shot from two perspectives. So in that spirit, let's help out. A swirly in need. Ready? Hello, swirlies. I have a crazy mother in law story for you. Or maybe someone else's perspective could say you have a crazy daughter in law perspective. Since you guys are both boy moms, Please tell me if this is crazy. So it's actually my P. John boyfriend's mom. We've been dating for over two years and she's really always trying to assert her dominance by making little comments, putting me down. Recently, she had gotten a procedure done on her hand so she needed help with things around the house. She stuck her head out of the bathroom door with no top on and called my boyfriend in to strap her bra. I felt like that was really too far. Like I get that she can't do it, but I was there and so was her husband. Please tell me how I approach this.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Well, you snapping the bra Isn't any better.

[Jackson Claude]

I don't know. I don't think it's that crazy girlfriend. That's two years.

[Jacqueline Foley]

No, I don't want.

[Jackson Claude]

Okay, but. Sorry.

[Jacqueline Foley]

The husband snapping my bra. The husband.

[Jackson Claude]

But the husband.

[Jacqueline Foley]

The husband. Of course.

[Jackson Claude]

This is a tough submission because I'm looking for an angle where I can blame you because as a boy mom, myself, obviously, that's my nature. Now, having said that, like, no, it's weird. It's weird.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. That's a weird ask. But her hand was incapacitated. However, you've described, like a pattern of behavior. Pride.

[Jackson Claude]

Right.

[Jacqueline Foley]

You know, if this was just like a darling mother in law who needed a hand, like, imagine how embarrassed she feels having to ask her son to snap her bra.

[Jackson Claude]

No. Because she could have asked her husband. Let me ask you in the order of.

[Jacqueline Foley]

In the basement.

[Jackson Claude]

You know, the order of how she should have asked. Obviously. Husband. Yeah, I'm gonna say girlfriend. Son. You're gonna say son. Girlfriend.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. I don't want to ask Cherry to snap my bra. No.

[Jackson Claude]

Especially because it seems like they don't have a good relationship.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Like, she could have opened the door with a robe on and said, hey, I need a hand with something to open the door. Like, top. Like, it's not.

[Jackson Claude]

It kind of sounds like the start of like a different movie, you know, like a weird looking.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Could have been legitimate. But there was.

[Jackson Claude]

I believe she couldn't snap her own bra.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah, but there are different weight. And also, what's this hand injury? Like, I need to know more, you know, did she lose a hand at that case? Like, why are we nitpicking her needs?

[Jackson Claude]

Right. No. Is this like a woman dealing with like, deep, deep medical issues? Like, and you're over here criticizing her?

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. Or, you know, did she just, like.

[Jackson Claude]

I feel like she like, jammed her finger playing basketball. Like, that's the vibe I'm getting. She sounds like a drama queen, honestly. Like, maybe she has two fingers taped together.

[Jacqueline Foley]

But I just feel like, like your lack of contextualizing this for us in a greater like, speaks to your toxicity.

[Jackson Claude]

And I feel like our deep desire to blame you speaks to our toxicity as boy moms.

[Jacqueline Foley]

1,000%. Also, I just. You didn't give us any examples of, like, the things that she says or does that, like.

[Jackson Claude]

Yes, she just said she. You just said she puts you down. And maybe that's your perspective.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Like Hillary Duff putting down Claudia.

[Jackson Claude]

Like, correct. That's the thing. And that's what I feel like the girlfriend's really all about. Perspective. No, and that's actually also what Dear Toasters is all about. Perspective.

[Jacqueline Foley]

See it from one person's side and you're like, the other person's a monster. And then you see it from the other person's side and it's like, oh, you did. You left out all of this stuff that's germane to our evaluation.

[Jackson Claude]

Yeah, that's like my favorite kind of show. Agreed.

[Jacqueline Foley]

And book.

[Jackson Claude]

Agreed. But like, when you turn the page and it says, like, Nora, you know, like someone else's perspective entirely. Laura. Yeah. Well, The Girlfriend premieres September 10th on Prime Video. That is literally today. Check it out and make sure to, you know, leave them a five star review for sponsoring Dear Toasters because we got more Dear Toasters today.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Did we put this for Toasty Lions? It should be okay.

[Jackson Claude]

The Girlfriend X DT DT.

[Jacqueline Foley]

X Deer Toasters. Love it. Oh, you know what else should be here? Dear Farmer.

[Jackson Claude]

No, everybody wants to sponsor Deer Toasters. It's insane. Yeah.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I don't blame.

[Jackson Claude]

But only the biggest and baddest brands can afford to do it.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Yeah. Thanks, Amazon.

[Jackson Claude]

I love your dt.

[Jacqueline Foley]

I love your dt. Amazon.

[Jackson Claude]

Thanks, Spritz. I love your cake, Spritz. I said it to Ben the other day. He was like, thanks. I knew he wasn't listening to me. I'm like, do you know what I'm talking about? He was like, yeah. I'm like, what am I talking about? I'm so annoying. Yeah. No, I'm like, what is it? I'm like, what is this exact thing referencing?

[Jacqueline Foley]

Right? And what he say?

[Jackson Claude]

He obviously didn't know.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Oh, okay. And did you show him the video?

[Jackson Claude]

I said, remember when we did the video, we had the cake and Sweet Harry's eating it? And he was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He obviously, like, wasn't impacted. I like, we were imagine. Imagine having no taste. Oh, just quick update. No bread.

[Jacqueline Foley]

No bread. He said, Thursday is Thursday. Yeah, but every day is bread day. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

[Jackson Claude]

I love that. Monday, Tuesday, breadsday.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Now we're like, taylor.

[Jackson Claude]

That'S our show. As far as I know.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Things could change.

[Jackson Claude]

Could be, you know, something I don't.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Know could become someone else's show, though.

[Jackson Claude]

It could.

[Jacqueline Foley]

It really. You could never.

[Jackson Claude]

It literally couldn't. AI could never.

[Jacqueline Foley]

No. And that's good. And chat is slip bin. Not thank you on the up.

[Jackson Claude]

Thank you so much. Listening to the Trust, the Monday morning show where we deliver the fast, fast stories. You need to every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcast can be found so it's Spotify, itunes, Stitcher Public Radio I read a cast box all the places web listen to podcast by us. The Toast Leave a five star review about a beautiful, stunning and wickedly talented we are.

[Jacqueline Foley]

Love ya. Bye. Leave a comment Love ya.

[Jackson Claude]

Bye. Leave a message.