Transcript
Announcer (0:00)
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Mark Hamill (0:09)
Wondery.
The Grinch (James Austin Johnson) (0:13)
Now, listen, it's very important that no one interrupt me while I place this last miniature chair in my evil lair diorama. Okay? Total silence. What did I just say? Welcome to Grinch's Sad, Mad, but always rad Pad. How can I not help you?
Mark Hamill (0:35)
Hello, Mr. Grinch, it's Mark Hamill. I'm here for your podcast.
The Grinch (James Austin Johnson) (0:39)
Ugh. You're right on time. Come on up. It's not like I was doing anything. Oh, careful on the hike. Mount Crumpet is filled with all kinds of weird and wacky wildlife. Don't worry. Only about 85% of them could seriously injure you.
Mark Hamill (0:52)
Oh, that's disconcerting, but I'll do my best.
The Grinch (James Austin Johnson) (0:55)
Okay. Beware of the Mount Crumpet monkeys. Yeah, they're cute, but don't get too close. They give wedgies so intense you can feel it in your throat.
Mark Hamill (1:02)
Ooh. Oh, no. They look friendly, but I guess they're not wedgie oriented, are they?
The Grinch (James Austin Johnson) (1:09)
Yeah, if you run into the Stanks. A newlywed skunk couple. Yeah, avoid them, all right.
Mark Hamill (1:14)
Ooh.
The Grinch (James Austin Johnson) (1:15)
Okay. Really toxic relationship, if you ask me. Anyway, lastly, if you happen to cross paths with a walrus, do not make eye contact. Okay? He's a real dick about that. Really?
Mark Hamill (1:25)
Okay, I'll take your word for it.
The Grinch (James Austin Johnson) (1:27)
Oh, and speaking of that, don't make eye contact with me either. Okay? I'll see you up here soon.
Mark Hamill (1:33)
Okay. This is gonna be fun.
Narrator/Announcer (Anthony Atamanick) (1:44)
From Wondry and Dr. Seuss, broadcasting from Mount Crumpet Studios, where the weather is cold, but the inhabitants are colder. It's Tis the Grinch Holiday Podcast, as the Grinch is joined by his trusty producer who has the skills to pay the bills. Except for the 28k in overseas prank calls made from the studio, it's Cindy Lou who?
