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Chris Parnell
Hey there, Grinch fans. We want to send a big thank you to everyone who listened to this season. And hey, guess what? If you and the family enjoyed the show, I have the perfect recommendation for you. It's a podcast called the Cinnamon A Holiday Adventure. The magical Cinnamon Bear, played by the one and only Alan Cumming, helps little Jimmy and Judy on a quest to find their stolen tree topping star. Along the way, they'll encounter some bizarre characters, including Mr. Presto the magician voiced by John Goodman, and Santa Claus himself played by Ryan Reynolds. A little bit of humor mixed with a star studded cast. Did we mention Helen Hunt? Hunt. And Rachel Dratch too. And you've got a deliciously rich and rewarding holiday experience for kids and parents. Listen to the Cinnamon Bear A Holiday Adventure right now only on audible.
The Cinnamon Bear
And here's the cinnamon bear.
Chris Parnell
The Cinnamon Bear, starring Milo Manheim as Jimmy, Sarah Vowell as Judy, and Alan Cumming as the Cinnamon Bear. Tonight's special guest, Marcia Gay Harden as mom Rocky Carroll is our narrator. I'm Chris Parnell.
Narrator
Hello. This is your narrator speaking. As you can tell, I'm excellent at narrating. So what do we have here? Welcome to the Story of the Cinnamon Bear. A terrific story that, from what I'm reading here, seems to be sort of about Christmas and something that you will like a lot. It's also about a sister and a brother, Judy and Jimmy something or other, and their adventures with a tiny teddy bear of a fellow called the Cinnamon Bear, which is also the title of the show. What are the odds? In the next few weeks, this little bear is going to introduce you and Judy and Jimmy something or other to a wild assortment of fantastic creatures and characters you're supposed to love. I mean, you will love. I hear they're wonderful. But before we meet the Cinnamon Bear, let's catch up with 10 year old Judy and 8 year old Jimmy something or other. At the moment, they are at their kitchen table finishing up their letters to Santa Claus.
Judy
Dear Santa, you are the best exclamation point. Every year I try to stay up to meet you, but my mom says it doesn't work that way. And so I'm like, okay, well how does it work? And she's like, if you don't go to bed right now, Santa won't come at all is how it works. But of course I know you'll come because you're you, period.
Jimmy
Hey, buddy, you might be overthinking it. Just tell him you want a bike or a dog or something and then give that Letter to mom. She gives it to Santa, you go to sleep. That's how it works.
Judy
Have you finished your letter?
Jimmy
Uh, I think I'm gonna skip it this year. It seems like a waste of paper and, you know, time.
Judy
But it's Santa. He's waiting for your letter.
Jimmy
Is he? Is he waiting for my one particular from duty letter to be tossed into the from duty barrel with all the other from duty letters?
Judy
That's pretty bleak. Don't you believe in getting tons and tons of presents for free?
Jimmy
I don't know. Yes, maybe. No, I don't know. Stop grilling me. I'm at a weird time in my life. Hey, kids.
Mom
Look what I have. The decorations.
Judy
Our ornaments.
Jimmy
Nice. How many do you think broke into smithereens this year? Always.
Mom
So, glass half empty, Judy. Or is it glass half full? And is it even a glass? Huh. Anyway, here, let me put this box down. Move that thing. No, the other thing. No, the. Oh, this is getting heavy.
The Cinnamon Bear
Move.
Jimmy
Yes, that's it.
Mom
That thing. Thank you. So guess what? You two are in charge of the decorating this year.
Judy
Yay.
Jimmy
Yay. Really? Yay. Here are the lights.
Mom
Most of the ornaments are wrapped in newspaper. Oh, there's the glass Santa. The wooden reindeer. Well, none of the balls seem to be broken. Judy, I think you're good to go.
Jimmy
Hold it. Where's the star?
Judy
Yeah, where. Where is usually is right here.
Mom
I. I don't know. That's strange.
Jimmy
Seriously, where is it? The thought of Christmas without the sober star on top of the tree is just. Well, it wouldn't be Christmas.
The Cinnamon Bear
Oh, you gotta be kidding.
Mom
Your great grandfather manages to get it here on a boat from Sweden. It gets handed down for three generations, and we just lose it like a set of car keys.
Jimmy
Mom, focus. We have to find it. That star is just so simple and perfect and, I don't know, beautiful.
Mom
Aw, Judy, that's sweet.
Judy
Yeah, sweet and weird. When was the last time you were sweet?
Jimmy
I can be sweet. Jerk.
Judy
Sure, I guess.
Jimmy
I'm feeling strangely sweet. No, I'm done with that. It's just a strange, icky feeling that I want Christmas to be nice, like it always was. And the star seems related to that. We gotta find it.
Mom
I'll check the attic, and you two go look in the attic. No, wait, that's the same place. You two go in the attic, and I'll go look in the. What's the exact opposite of attic?
Jimmy
The basement.
Mom
Yes, I'll go look in the basement.
Judy
On it. Let's roll. Let's do this.
Jimmy
Why don't we pace ourselves? Christmas is still, like, a month away.
Mom
Uncle Rob put some stuff up there after last Christmas.
Jimmy
Check the big green trunk, by the way.
Judy
Got it.
The Cinnamon Bear
Mom.
Jimmy
Would you slow down? I'm not as young as I used to be.
Judy
You're 10.
Jimmy
Yeah, well, I'm not who I was at 9.
Mom
Okay?
Judy
Wow. It's dusty up here.
Jimmy
And cobwebby. And creepy. Let's find the star and get out of here.
Judy
There's the green trunk by the window. Open it up.
Jimmy
Got it. It's kind of heavy. Wanna grab the other side?
Chris Parnell
Yeah.
Judy
Okay.
Jimmy
So that's what mothballs smell like.
Judy
It's just some old clothes, some picture frames, another box of ornaments.
Jimmy
Oh, broken. I knew this family had broken ornaments somewhere. We just hide our shame up here in the attic. Oh, wow. Look at this little mirror. I think it's an antique. And it fits in my pocket. Maybe I can get something for it.
Judy
Here's one that's not broken. This cool gold glass airplane thingy. Let's take it downstairs with the rest. I'll set it down on the dresser.
Jimmy
Check out this crazy quilt. It's like a hundred old scraps of fabric all sewn together every which way. It's huge.
Judy
Let's take that down, too and see if mom wants it. Wait, what about the star? Is it in there?
Jimmy
Nope, just a little teddy bear with some gross plaid ribbon around his neck.
Judy
Aw, he's cute. It could be good for a dog toy. Let's take it down and see if Max wants it.
Jimmy
Okay.
Judy
Whoa. Check out that telescope. And it pulls out to, like, three feet. Look, you can see all the way across the street. Right into the Swensons house.
Jimmy
Yeah, maybe you shouldn't do that.
Judy
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Jimmy
Let's just look at things in the room here. Can I have the telescope? I want to look at that tiny teddy bear with the yuck scarf.
Judy
Here you go.
Jimmy
Thanks. Whoa. That's cool. He looks enormous through this thing. Wow.
Judy
Let me see. Yeah, he looks as big as we are. That is amazing. And. And Judy, I think he moved.
Jimmy
I'm sorry, what now?
Judy
I think I. I saw his head move.
Jimmy
That's a mothball fume stalking.
Judy
No, no, no, no, no, for real. Check it out.
Jimmy
Give me the thing. No, he's just sitting there, and his ribbon's all nasty, like. Whoa.
Judy
What?
Jimmy
He did move, which is impossible. But he moved his head and now his arm. How did. Did you wind him up or something? Are you trying to mess with me?
Judy
No, he's just moving by himself.
Jimmy
Let's get out of here, Garra.
Judy
He made a noise. He made a noise. He made a noise.
The Cinnamon Bear
Garoo.
Jimmy
He made another one. He made another one. He made another one.
The Cinnamon Bear
I'm growling at you, Garrah. Go ahead, be scared.
Jimmy
I am scared, but because I'm talking to a teddy bear, not because of that pathetic growl. Are you kidding with that?
The Cinnamon Bear
That's me being ferocious. Here I go again, Garoo. Um.
Jimmy
Ah.
Judy
That is so, so ferocious. I don't know. Just go along with it, okay?
Jimmy
Eek. Now can we get back to that part about you having the ability to talk?
The Cinnamon Bear
Ah, thank you for being scared and. Sure I can talk. Of course I can talk. In fact, let's take it one step further. Further. And I'll sing you my theme song.
Jimmy
You have a theme song?
The Cinnamon Bear
Of course I have a theme song. Doesn't everyone?
Jimmy
I don't. My brother does it. No one I know does.
The Cinnamon Bear
I'm the cinnamon bear with the shoe button eyes and I'm looking for someone to take by surprise I go prowling and growling each night after dark.
Judy
But.
The Cinnamon Bear
The folks say my growl's just a cinnamon bark Though I growl and I growl My victims only say, oh, who's afraid of you?
Jimmy
Yeah, it's not scary in the least.
The Cinnamon Bear
I'm a cinnamon bear with the shoe button eyes and I'm huffy and puffy and tough for my size I devour lots of honey and cinnamon buns Just to make me ferocious but nobody runs Now I growl, Garrah. And I'll growl Garoo, if you lacked.
Chris Parnell
Afraid.
The Cinnamon Bear
I'm much obliged to you.
Judy
Well, cinnamon bear, I'm gonna say that your ferocious growl most definitely scares some people somewhere. Right, Judy?
Jimmy
Sure, let's go with that. But.
The Cinnamon Bear
Well, thank you.
Jimmy
But you're also only 4 inches high. And you're made of fluffy, fluffy cotton. That might be working against you.
The Cinnamon Bear
This matter of height is why I started to talk to you in the first place. I overheard that you are looking for your silver star. Is that right?
Judy
Do you know where it is?
The Cinnamon Bear
Well, I don't know exactly where it is, but I know who took it. Sure as the twinkle in my eye.
Jimmy
It is quite the twinkle.
Judy
Who? Who took it?
The Cinnamon Bear
The Crazy quilt Dragon.
Jimmy
The who now?
The Cinnamon Bear
The Crazy quilt Dragon. He's always had a thing for shiny bright objects. Every day for the past couple of weeks, he's been opening that green crate to look at it. He can't help himself, you see. I suppose he finally made off with it.
Jimmy
That's weird. I just saw a crazy old quilt. I put it right there.
Judy
Wait a second. Where'd it go? It really was right there.
The Cinnamon Bear
He's the first one. That dragon.
Jimmy
He was a quilt. It. It was a quilt.
Judy
So you're saying a quilt dragon stole our great grandfather's star and we're just out of luck?
The Cinnamon Bear
On the contrary, you should go after him. Chase him. I'll help you.
Jimmy
Quick question. How. How are we going to go with you to find a quilted dragon? Do we put you in our pocket.
The Cinnamon Bear
Or just the opposite? That's the sizing issue I was talking about. I'm going to help you to de grow. Then we can track Crazy Quilt into the Looking Glass mountains of Maybeland. We'll take that golden playing Christmas ornament you put on the dresser.
Jimmy
See? None of those words make any sense. At least not in that order.
Judy
Yeah. Can you go a little slower? That was a lot to take in.
The Cinnamon Bear
All right, the way I see it, the Crazy Quilt dragon took your silver star and hightailed it through that little hole in the wall right over there.
Judy
See it?
The Cinnamon Bear
That very hole takes you to Maybeland.
Jimmy
Right. Maybeland.
The Cinnamon Bear
And look.
Narrator
A clue.
The Cinnamon Bear
Right next to the hole to maybe Land. There's a torn swatch of loose quilt snagged on that splinter. Let's follow that dragon.
Judy
But we are too big. We can't fit through that hole.
Jimmy
I bet he has an answer for that.
Chris Parnell
I do.
The Cinnamon Bear
I'm going to help you degrow.
Jimmy
Sure. Let's just de grow. You first. Jimmy.
Judy
No.
The Cinnamon Bear
The both of you together. Are you ready?
Judy
We are.
Jimmy
He is.
Judy
Okay, then.
The Cinnamon Bear
Now take another look at me through the small end of the telescope. How do I look?
Jimmy
Okay. Right? You look gigantic. That's what telescopes do.
The Cinnamon Bear
But if you turn the telescope the other way around and look at me through the big end.
Jimmy
You look tiny. We've been through this.
The Cinnamon Bear
Well, we're only as big as we see.
Judy
We are?
The Cinnamon Bear
Both of you keep looking.
Judy
You're so teeny tiny small.
Chris Parnell
I am.
The Cinnamon Bear
Now all you have to do is join me at this end of the telescope and you'll be teeny tiny small as well. Now keep looking and focus on my right eye. Just my right eye. Can you see it?
Judy
The one above your green bow?
Jimmy
His other right eye.
Judy
Ah. Got it.
The Cinnamon Bear
Now stare directly at it and watch my eye twinkle.
Judy
I feel funny.
The Cinnamon Bear
Whoa.
Jimmy
What's happening?
The Cinnamon Bear
Don't take your eyes off my twinkle.
Judy
We're getting sucked into the telescope.
Jimmy
We are?
Judy
What the.
Jimmy
Jimmy, hold my hand.
The Cinnamon Bear
And welcome to the other end of the telescope.
Jimmy
What?
Judy
Wow. We. We are at the other end of the telescope. It worked. We are really small. Like crazy small.
Jimmy
How did you do that? We're just tiny teddy bear sized. Haha.
The Cinnamon Bear
How do you like being 4 inches tall?
Jimmy
I am uncomfortable. I'm definitely uncomfortable.
The Cinnamon Bear
There's no time to waste. We have to hightail it after Crazy Quilt pronto. He's got a pretty good head start.
Judy
So where do we head to?
The Cinnamon Bear
Right through that hole in the wall.
Jimmy
Um, that looks like a huge tunnel now.
The Cinnamon Bear
That's exactly what it is. And it leads to Maybeland.
Judy
What's a Maybeland?
The Cinnamon Bear
It's exactly what it sounds like. Maybe it's hither. Maybe it's yawn. Maybe it's frightening, Maybe it's not. Maybe it's friendly. Maybe. Etc. Etc. But it's definitely where the Looking Glass Mountains are. And I suspect where Crazy Quilt is.
Jimmy
Okay, bear, one thing. We are on top of a dresser. How do we get off of this without making our short lives as short people even shorter?
The Cinnamon Bear
I told you. We'll take that airplane over on the other side of the dresser.
Judy
But that's just a Christmas tree ornament.
The Cinnamon Bear
And that's where you're very mistaken, Jimmy. That's my own extra private airplane. And it flies beautifully. I once made a trans root beer oceanic flight in it.
Judy
Mm.
The Cinnamon Bear
Come on, hop in.
Jimmy
Um, we're going to do what now?
Narrator
Well, how about them apples? Will that airplane ornament really fly our heroes into this Maybeland place? Will Judy and Jimmy find the crazy quilled dragon in the Looking Glass Mountains? Will they get their Silver Star back in time for Christmas? And can you imagine what the budget would be for the show if we had to add, like, visuals? For the answers to these and other questions, tune in next time to the Cinnamon Bear.
Chris Parnell
The Cinnamon Bear is written by Eric Gilliland and Mark McAdam and directed by David Cromer. The music is by James Fernley with Mark McAdam. Executive producers are Eric Gilliland and Danielle von Zernick and Adam Pincus for Best Case Studios. Kate Navin is the executive producer for Audible and Chris Parnell. Listen to the Cinnamon Bear a holiday adventure only on Audible. And Grinch listeners can get Audible for only 99 cents a month for the first three months. For a limited time, save over 90% on the best selection of audiobooks plus podcasts like the Cinnamon Bear. Just visit the Audible website and look for the limited time offer banner Happy Holidays.
Podcast: 'Tis The Grinch Holiday Podcast
Episode: What To Listen To Next: The Cinnamon Bear a Holiday Adventure
Host: Chris Parnell (Wondery)
Date: December 23, 2025
In this special recommendation episode, Chris Parnell from 'Tis The Grinch Holiday Podcast introduces listeners to a new family-friendly holiday audio adventure: The Cinnamon Bear: A Holiday Adventure. Crafted as a whimsical, star-studded series meant for kids and parents alike, the episode spotlights the first segment of this new podcast, highlighting its comedic charm, magical storytelling, and heartwarming holiday spirit. Listeners are taken through the initial setup of the Cinnamon Bear adventure, meeting the characters and being drawn into their quest to save a cherished family Christmas tradition.
Notable quote:
“A little bit of humor mixed with a star-studded cast… and you’ve got a deliciously rich and rewarding holiday experience for kids and parents.”
— Chris Parnell [00:35]
Notable moment:
Jimmy’s funny existential musing about growing up—“I’m at a weird time in my life.” [03:32]
Notable quote:
“Your great grandfather manages to get it here on a boat from Sweden. It gets handed down for three generations, and we just lose it like a set of car keys.”
— Mom [04:51]
The kids go hunting for the missing star in the attic, finding quirky, magical objects—a telescope, an antique mirror, an odd teddy bear with a “gross plaid ribbon” (Cinnamon Bear), and a crazy quilt [06:12–07:14].
Judy playfully suggests the teddy bear could be a dog toy, and the sibling rapport is lively and real [07:18].
Notable quote:
Cinnamon Bear: “That’s me being ferocious. Here I go again, Garoo. Um.” [08:52]
Jimmy: “I am scared, but because I'm talking to a teddy bear, not because of that pathetic growl. Are you kidding with that?” [08:45]
Notable quote:
Cinnamon Bear: “We’re only as big as we see.” [13:26]
The excerpt delivers a whimsical, humorous, and slightly self-aware take on the classic holiday adventure. The dialogue is quick-witted, fondly irreverent (much like the Grinch podcast itself), and packed with charm—the perfect family listen for the holiday season. Characters banter with authentic sibling rivalry, the magical Cinnamon Bear brings festive fun, and the setup teases adventures with madcap magical creatures in a world where “maybe” anything can happen.
Listeners are left eager for the next installment, perfectly setting up The Cinnamon Bear: A Holiday Adventure as a worthy, immersive follow-up for families looking to stay in the holiday spirit.