Ice, Sun, and Slaps - The Instagram BALLfluencer | TMT #126 - Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

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Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Episode: "Ice, Sun, and Slaps - The Instagram BALLfluencer | TMT #126"
Release Date: May 4, 2025

Introduction

In the latest episode of Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500, hosts Pearlmania500 explore the quirky and sometimes absurd world of online influencers focusing on unconventional wellness trends. This episode delves into the phenomenon of the "ballfluencer," a niche influencer dedicated to testicular health and masculinity. Throughout the conversation, the duo navigates through humorous debates, societal observations, and satirical takes on modern wellness fads.

The Rise of the Ballfluencer

Christian Van Camp: The Ballfluencer

The episode kicks off with Speaker 1 and Speaker 2 introducing Christian Van Camp, known online as CVC Wellness, who has garnered attention as the "ballfluencer." This term refers to influencers who center their content around testicular health and masculinity.

Speaker 2: "I found this guy and the only way I can describe him is he's a testicle influencer." [00:46]
Speaker 1: "He goes by CVC Wellness. Yeah. And he..." [01:03]

Critical Examination of CVC Wellness's Claims

The hosts scrutinize Christian's Instagram stories, highlighting his unconventional advice on maintaining "ball health." From advocating organic cotton underwear to promoting daily ice application, they take a skeptical and comedic look at his recommendations.

Quote by CVC Wellness (as read by Speaker 2):
"Your balls are electric. Literally. Polyester kills that charge. Synthetic junk traps heat, builds static, and cooks your hormones without you even knowing." [03:10]
Speaker 1:
"What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's using the word gonads as his sale promo code because he's a testicle influencer." [03:58]

Satire on Modern Wellness Trends

Extreme Wellness Practices

The conversation shifts to mocking extreme wellness practices, emphasizing how niche and exaggerated some of these trends have become. The hosts use hyperbole to highlight the absurdity they perceive in advocating for practices like slapping one's balls or using specific gels for testicular health.

Speaker 1:
"Cold showers with a direct hit for 30 seconds. This shocks the system awake. So I don't. I don't want to be shocking back in the cold. This is insane. This is dumb." [18:00]

Pyramid Scheme Allegations

Pearlmania500 suspects that Christian's CVC Wellness is operating as a pyramid scheme, selling classes and retreats centered around male wellness and content creation. They discuss the potential exploitation behind such ventures, blending humor with criticism.

Speaker 1:
"This is a boy pyramid scheme. This is a testicular based boy pyramid scheme to sell classes and crunchy male wellness to other crunchy male wellness guys." [32:24]

The Hundred Men vs. Gorilla Debate

Debating Hypotheticals

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to debating the age-old hypothetical: "Who would win in a fight—a hundred men or one gorilla?" The hosts engage in a comedic yet insightful discussion, exploring the logistics, motivations, and absurdities of such a scenario.

Speaker 1:
"A hundred men versus one gorilla. All right, well, the gorilla went well. Okay, well, a hundred men, that's the other thing, too, is 100 men is crazy." [07:18]
Speaker 2:
"Huh? Yeah. So this is a boy stuff, is what I'm hearing. This is boy stuff." [47:38]

Analyzing the Scenario

They dissect the practicality and morality of pitting multiple men against a single gorilla, highlighting issues like lack of coordination among the men and the inherent advantage of the gorilla's strength and aggression.

Speaker 1:
"The biggest thing has been. They have been. They're in some sort of area where there is a boundary, and that boundary, typically, is a wall. Some people have described it, like, almost like the Coliseum or like an arena." [58:00]
Speaker 2:
"This is a man conversation right now. Right?" [65:02]

Cultural and Societal Observations

Shifting Masculinity

The hosts touch upon the evolving notions of masculinity, critiquing how modern society influences male behavior and wellness trends. They reference broader cultural shifts post-2020, discussing how traditional masculine ideals are being questioned and redefined.

Speaker 1:
"We've seen that. But the Olympics, about the Olympics would be really entertaining and would bring perspective to it if it had normal people out of shape, people in it." [60:43]

Influencer Marketing and Authenticity

Pearlmania500 mocks the superficiality of influencer marketing, especially in the wellness sector. They highlight how influencers like CVC Wellness use exaggerated claims and pseudo-scientific language to sell products and courses.

Speaker 1:
"If step One of your day is taking an ice pack and putting on your nuts. Also, can I tell you, I like..." [09:37]

Conclusion and Reflections

In wrapping up, the hosts reflect on the episode's discussions, emphasizing the importance of discerning genuine wellness advice from exaggerated or misleading trends. They maintain a humorous tone while advocating for realistic and evidence-based approaches to health and masculinity.

Speaker 1:
"Number two, we've learned about the shifting ways of kind of how people, you know, are signaling to each other. And it's changed generationally..." [78:33]
Speaker 2:
"Yeah. I think we learned that ball health is super important..." [79:03]

Final Thoughts

The episode concludes with a lighthearted acknowledgment of the bizarre topics covered, encouraging listeners to approach such wellness trends with a critical mind.

Speaker 1:
"Dick rip, dick rip, dick rip. That's where we need to learn." [79:49]
Speaker 2:
"Fat loads. See you next week. Too many frauds and too many scammers that we wish weren't real." [80:24]

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

Speaker 2:
"I found this guy and the only way I can describe him is he's a testicle influencer." [00:46]
CVC Wellness (as read by Speaker 2):
"Your balls are electric. Literally. Polyester kills that charge..." [03:10]
Speaker 1:
"What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." [03:58]
Speaker 1:
"This is a boy pyramid scheme. This is a testicular based boy pyramid scheme..." [32:24]
Speaker 1:
"A hundred men versus one gorilla. All right, well, the gorilla went well." [07:18]
Speaker 1:
"Dick rip, dick rip, dick rip. That's where we need to learn." [79:49]

Key Takeaways

The rise of niche influencers like the "ballfluencer" exemplifies the sometimes bizarre directions wellness trends can take.
Satirical discussions shed light on the superficiality and potential exploitation within influencer marketing.
Hypothetical debates, such as "Hundred Men vs. Gorilla," serve as humorous yet insightful critiques of societal notions of masculinity and group dynamics.
The episode underscores the importance of critical thinking when navigating wellness advice and marketing ploys.

If you enjoyed this deep dive into unconventional wellness trends and humorous societal critiques, join Pearlmania500 for more engaging conversations every week. Remember to smile and keep your tabs organized!

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Speaker 1
The biggest ball influencer you've ever seen, followed by the hundred men versus one gorilla. When Mrs. P debates me on it all this week on too many times, remember to smile.
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Speaker 2
I found this guy and the only way I can describe him is he's a testicle influencer.
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Speaker 1
He's a what?
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Speaker 2
A testicle influencer.
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Speaker 1
A ball fluencer.
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Speaker 2
Yes, exactly. So this guy. Do you want me to say his name?
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Speaker 1
Yeah, say his name.
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Speaker 2
Okay. His name is Christian Van Camp.
[01:04]
Speaker 1
Wait, shut up, shut up. His name is what?
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Speaker 2
Christian Van Camp.
[01:08]
Speaker 1
That does not. That sounds.
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Speaker 2
He goes by CVC Wellness. Yeah. And he. Okay, I'm gonna read you his bio. Are you ready?
[01:17]
Speaker 1
CVC Wellness. Sounds like a vitamin store in a strip mall.
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Speaker 2
Okay. Yes.
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Speaker 1
Okay. I want to say that Christian Van Camp is. Okay, yeah. You know what that should. Christian Van Camp should be a drag queen's name.
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Speaker 2
This is a very specific type of drag.
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Speaker 1
It's a very. But I, I, I just feel like coming out and being like very cunty. Right. Coming out and serving a lot. Doing a lot of flips, like on stuff. Like conversion camps.
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Speaker 2
Yep.
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Speaker 1
Maybe like doing that. Wait, I'm not, I can't be a lesbian. I'm a cheerleader. What was that called? Was that movie. But I'm a cheerleader.
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Speaker 2
But I'm a cheerleader.
[01:56]
Speaker 1
Yeah, yeah. Doing that, like having quotes from that, running the whole time. That's what a Christian band camps like comes out is very holy. And then camp.
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Speaker 2
Yeah, right. No, this is a different type of. So here's. You're right, but this is about flip in that there are, there are male, there are female people that pretend to be male. They're called drag kings.
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Speaker 1
Yes, I know. Drag.
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Speaker 2
So, like, this is a drag king situation.
[02:24]
Speaker 1
Right.
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Speaker 2
Like, here's a guy that's trying to be alpha male. Anyway, I'm ready to his bio anyway.
[02:29]
Speaker 1
But real quick, I just want to say that after I Described all that, and then it's just someone who's Dutch.
[02:33]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[02:34]
Speaker 1
Okay. There you go.
[02:35]
Speaker 2
Christian Van Camp, men's lifestyle coach. Nature driven living jungle health nut, Tarzan. Energize your virality, community and creator brand. So what happened was I got fed a real. This guy posted where he talks about his testicles and what he does to keep his testicles healthy. And I don't want to. I don't want to play it for you, but I want to read you something that I saw in his stories, because I think his stories are also pretty crazy because I think you're gonna. You're gonna like this. Okay.
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Speaker 1
Instagram stories.
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Speaker 2
His Instagram stories.
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Speaker 1
Yeah.
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Speaker 2
This is an Instagram story he posted. It says your balls are electric. Literally. Polyester kills that charge. Synthetic junk traps heat, builds static, and cooks your hormones without you even knowing. You're supposed to absorb energy from the earth, not suffocate your test in plastic wrap. Real natural men protect their life force. I switched to the highest quality organic cotton underwear that doubles as shorts, gym wear, and beach wear. Breathable, powerful, built for real vitality. If you haven't made the switch yet, it's not too late. DM me the word gonads, all caps and upgrade. Before you downgrade, I'll send the best.
[03:59]
Speaker 1
What the fuck?
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Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's using the word gonads as his sale promo code because he's a testicle influencer.
[04:09]
Speaker 1
And it's. He's selling underwear in that one and.
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Speaker 2
That one, and that one's selling underwear.
[04:13]
Speaker 1
I love the idea of going through all this DMing the guy and then just finding out it's just Hanes. It's just cotton.
[04:19]
Speaker 2
It's just cotton.
[04:21]
Speaker 1
But what he's describing, though, is. Is like he's going through the whole list, right?
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
And he's like, polyesters bad. So I was like, okay. I'm actually shocked that I haven't seen somebody do this yet. Yeah, right. Because one of the things that was brought up a while ago. Remember when you'll often hear people point to the Bible and say, you know, the Bible says, like, homosexuality is a sin.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
People will respond, be like, yeah, yeah. So is eating shrimp and blended fabric.
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Speaker 2
Yeah. Blended cotton.
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Speaker 1
Blended. Blended fabric in general, as they, like, pointed out. And polyester is blended fabric.
[04:52]
Speaker 2
Yeah. It's plastic.
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Speaker 1
You're not supposed to mix them together. Yeah. But you can have these cotton blends and all this other different stuff. Like that's actually literally in the Bible. It's like no, yeah, Sin. Sin real bad.
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Speaker 2
I know.
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Speaker 1
And so I'm saying, though, is like, I'm surprised we haven't seen anybody go buy down that one and be like, just so you know, I only wear wool and cotton because in the Bible it says that people who wear polyester or what are some other fabrics. Any of these other different ones that you can think of that are like. Nylons.
[05:21]
Speaker 2
Yeah, nylon.
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Speaker 1
Any of these other ones. These are all sins. These were set to us by the devil. And instead. This guy's going a different rate, though. He's. He's like, no, no, no, no. If you're. If you're active and you're wearing polyester.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Underwear.
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Speaker 2
Non breathable. Needs to be cotton made. Organic. Has to be organic. I'm sure.
[05:42]
Speaker 1
I got to say something.
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Speaker 2
I'm trying to find the slide I want.
[05:44]
Speaker 1
There's. There's been so many.
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Speaker 2
Mrs. P. I'm listening.
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Speaker 1
There's been so many ads targeted at me over the last couple years. About. About underwear.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Which is shocking because we haven't had any of the. Any of these people reach out yet. Not yet. That's when we'll know we hit the next level. But we've had so many people reach out, you know, I mean, target me with these ads. And they're all doing the same things, like, oh, you're a male. Underwear now with a special ball pouch. You need the ball pouch for your big nuts.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Or with special cooling. You need cooling underwear so your hot, big balls don't end up stuck to the side of your leg. What happened to liking what if you like having your big balls stick to the side of your leg? There's. I gotta tell you something. There's baby powder also, but hold on. Okay, I'm gonna tell you something. Sometimes it's nice in the middle of a hot July day. No, no, wait. I'm not done.
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Speaker 2
I know.
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Speaker 1
Is your. It's July. You're wearing gym shorts. You're sitting around. What's the matter? What's the matter with having that moment be like, huh? You know what? You stand up and you feel. You feel the. The Velcro.
[06:50]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[06:50]
Speaker 1
Feel the Velcro stick tear.
[06:52]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Huh. Crazy.
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Speaker 2
That's crazy.
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Speaker 1
Kind of different. Once or twice a year. That's fine.
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Speaker 2
Okay.
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Speaker 1
But the fact that. Hold on. The fact that there's marketers now that have to sit in a room and then there's. We have engineers, the engineers getting involved in this. All these are. What's the right way to make sure that their Balls hang in the correct way. It's like, why are you thinking so much about this? Well, this feels like one of those things where we have created a solution and now we need to find a problem.
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Speaker 2
Okay. No. So here's what happened. I'm going to say what happened. This guy who I found like this, that the algorithm. The algorithm put in. And then, of course, I was like, wait, what the fuck is going on? Tell me everything. Internet. This guy's selling stuff. Yeah, obviously. And so that was just one story that he shared about his gonads. That was his promo code.
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Speaker 1
His promo code. Gonads, Which I also. I love guys this stupid because part of me is like, does he think. Does he know gonads is a name for testicles? Or is he like, go nads? Like, two words? Like, yeah, let's go nads.
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Speaker 2
Because I want to read you some of the other things he's posted. Bigger balls, fatter loads. That's my goal. Whoa, we can't say that.
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Speaker 1
No, you can say it.
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Speaker 2
That's what it says.
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Speaker 1
I know, I know. It's. I did not expect you to say that. Okay.
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Speaker 2
That's his goal.
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Speaker 1
Fat loads.
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Speaker 2
Yeah, that's what he says. That's my goal.
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Speaker 1
But also, your balls shouldn't be over a certain size, I think. I don't know.
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Speaker 2
They're not supposed to be too big.
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Speaker 1
I don't. I feel like that's medically bad.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Elephantitis of the nuts is crazy.
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Speaker 2
That's my goal. Because high output is equal to high virility proof your system is running at full power. If your loads are weak, watery, or barely there, it's a serious red flag. Fill the tank with potent power swimmers and achieve peak testicular power. And then there's images of happy balls and sad balls. That's what he posted. And then. Then. Okay, next thing. Said next slide. It's a slide.
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Speaker 1
Yeah. Do a carousel.
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Speaker 2
Okay. I've naturally increased testicular size by 25% and doubled volume over the years. Bigger, not swollen balls aren't just for show. They mean higher testosterone and healthier babies. If you want to build powerful, potent body, it starts below the belt. And here's how. Slide. Cold freeze them. Cold expands sperm and revives production. Most guys are cooking themselves all day. Tight polyester underwear, constantly sitting. That's why icing for 30 minutes daily is a game changer. It boosts testosterone, increases blood flow, and supercharges output.
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Speaker 1
Hold on. All right. Jesus Christ.
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Speaker 2
That's only step one of his plan.
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Speaker 1
Oh, no. If step One of your day is taking an ice pack and putting on your nuts. Also, can I tell you, I like.
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Speaker 2
That you knew it was an ice pack. He's holding it up in the picture.
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Speaker 1
Oh, is he?
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Speaker 2
His ice pack.
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Speaker 1
Great.
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Speaker 2
I look at you, problem solver. You knew right away.
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Speaker 1
So gross. Oh, listen, I think my thing now is that I was thinking, like, some people don't have ice packs.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Some people only have ice trays, meaning you. And this is. This feels like a roommate thing.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Like, this feels like a. I want to say that real quick. This feels like a roommate thing. This feels like something that your roommate gets into. You know what I mean? This is not somebody. Somebody who you're stuck with is. This is a roommate. This is a.
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Speaker 2
You met on Craigslist.
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Speaker 1
Yeah. This is a co worker thing. This is not a. This is not a friend or family thing.
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Speaker 2
Do you want to hear the next step?
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Speaker 1
No, hold on. Let me. I'm stuck on the icing the balls for 30 minutes.
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Speaker 2
30 minutes daily, baby.
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Speaker 1
What he's doing is real fast. The tight polyester and all those different things. There is a thing to this, because I had my health teacher all the way back in the 90s and early 2000s would be like, yeah, tight pants. Like, if you really care about these things, like, you want to wear looser clothes. You want to wear looser clothes. All these other things. Because constriction. Because of blood flow. Because of just flow in general.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Which is true.
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Speaker 2
Sure.
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Speaker 1
But he's taking it to such an extreme.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Like an extreme extreme. And. But then the ice pack. I just keep thinking, though, if you're stuck in a situation where you come home, hard, day of work, and you're like, I want a cool drink, you go to the fridge, pull out the ice tray, and you make yourself a nice glass of ice.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
And then you put a soda in it.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
And then you go sit down, you drink, and then the next morning, your roommate kicks your door and go, did you touch my ball tray? You didn't refill the ball tray after you used it all. And you're like. You're what? And then you. That's when you find out.
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Speaker 2
Huh?
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Speaker 1
That's when you find out that your roommate has been using just the blue ice tray for his nuts.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
And never told you. Or maybe he did when you were drunk and you don't remember it and you thought it was weird and you thought he could have been serious.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
And the reason why I say this is because I have lived with multiple Roommates who I've seen got into fist fights when one found out the other one was using their beard trimmer to shave their nuts. Where they had bar be like, oh, it's a trimmer. It's fine. I just wanted to trim it up a little bit before a date. And the guys. I fucking use that on my face.
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Speaker 2
Well, our sponsor is the beard. The ball trimmer.
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Speaker 1
Right.
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Speaker 2
No, I'm just kidding. Manscaped skinny.
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Speaker 1
This stuff that's targeted to men is so fucking. It's just so dumb. Dude wipes.
[12:22]
Speaker 2
Dude. That's just a big wipe.
[12:23]
Speaker 1
It's just baby wipes.
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Speaker 2
That's just baby wipe. It's just baby wipes, though.
[12:26]
Speaker 1
They don't want to call them baby wipes.
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Speaker 2
Flushable guys don't flush those septic dude wipes.
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Speaker 1
You just put it in a black bag and you added $4.
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Speaker 2
Do you. Do you want to hear the next step for your. For your ball?
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Speaker 1
I just mentioned. Can I tell you something?
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
I don't want to bring a child. I don't want to bring a child in this world.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
If I need to ice my balls for 30 minutes every single day, maybe.
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Speaker 2
At the top of the day, I think it's while you're drinking your morning coffee, maybe you're also.
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Speaker 1
Who's shooting a rope? Mean, like weak. That's what I want to say. Oh, look at that. Weep.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Week.
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Speaker 2
I could do better.
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Speaker 1
Wiping their tummy off. Gone. Oh, Used to be bigger.
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Speaker 2
Oh, no. Ew.
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Speaker 1
What?
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Speaker 2
Okay, ready? Solar charged. That's the title of his next slide. Solar charge pair. Pair it as in the freezing with 5 to 10 minutes of daily sun exposure. Work up to an hour or 10. 15 minutes of red light therapy. The sun stimulates Leydig cells, your natural testosterone factory, increasing size, density, and function. Ancient warriors knew this. Modern men need to catch up. And then there's a picture of an ancient man sunning his balls. You want to take that?
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Speaker 1
What the fuck?
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
What the fuck?
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Speaker 2
So after you get done icing them, you need to go out into your.
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Speaker 1
Yard or get them real cold. Then get them kind of hot. That's just fucking. Hold on. Real fast.
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Speaker 2
Okay.
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Speaker 1
Why the fuck if I went outside and my neighbor.
[14:07]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[14:07]
Speaker 1
Was taint up to the sky, I'd move.
[14:12]
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Speaker 1
What the fuck are we talking about here?
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Speaker 2
The fuck are we talking about?
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Speaker 1
Also, where do you live? Oh oh. You look out, you walk out onto your apartment building balcony, look down to the common area and there's your 42 year old next door neighbor. Air is sun in his balls holding.
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Speaker 2
The heels of his feet for a good stretch.
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Speaker 1
Yeah, just up into the air doing yoga poses right at your window.
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Speaker 2
Perfect.
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Speaker 1
What the fuck are we talking about?
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Speaker 2
You got to sun it out babes. I'm trying to tell you what I learned in my deep dive.
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Speaker 1
This is fucking. No, he's deep diving himself right now. First thing. But second thing, this is fucking cr. This has 3,000 likes. Yeah, there's 324 comments. What the fuck? Modern men need to. Ancient warriors knew this. You know, ancient warriors also knew that they just sometimes fight a gorilla. But also ancient warriors also knew like they, they didn't do war all the time. Yeah, they did war every now and then.
[16:56]
Speaker 2
Yeah. So in between war you gotta.
[16:57]
Speaker 1
But they also knew that. That people but they also knew that just people just died sometimes.
[17:01]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[17:02]
Speaker 1
And they didn't know why. Yeah, people just died. Sometimes we have medicine and we live a life that ancient warriors could only dream of.
[17:10]
Speaker 2
Yeah, they're like. You live to 35. That's crazy.
[17:14]
Speaker 1
Nuts.
[17:14]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[17:14]
Speaker 1
How many of your kids survived childbirth?
[17:16]
Speaker 2
All of them. What?
[17:18]
Speaker 1
Okay. Okay, but not okay. But only, like, two made it past five, right?
[17:23]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[17:23]
Speaker 1
You have one, and it made it past 5?
[17:26]
Speaker 2
40.
[17:28]
Speaker 1
Wait, you're just having. What? You're just having one?
[17:30]
Speaker 2
Yeah. You're just having.
[17:31]
Speaker 1
You're just having one?
[17:33]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[17:34]
Speaker 1
Why not 17?
[17:36]
Speaker 2
Because the numbers game.
[17:37]
Speaker 1
What number wife are you on? Just the first one.
[17:41]
Speaker 2
Yeah. She didn't die.
[17:42]
Speaker 1
She didn't die. Wow. She didn't die. Okay, but your village is. Is randomly ransacked like, once or twice a generation. And then all of the women are stolen, right?
[17:52]
Speaker 2
No.
[17:53]
Speaker 1
No. Oh, wow.
[17:55]
Speaker 2
Come on. I got to get to tell you what the next step is.
[17:57]
Speaker 1
I don't want to know because we froze. So we froze it.
[18:00]
Speaker 2
We sund it. Okay, next. Massage and slap therapy.
[18:05]
Speaker 1
No.
[18:06]
Speaker 2
Yeah. Ready? Your. Your factory needs circulation and movement to work at maximum efficiency. If you're stagnant, your system is weaker than it should be. And here's how to wake it up.
[18:20]
Speaker 1
Slapping it will wake it up without oil. Like, it's your face without oil.
[18:25]
Speaker 2
He says without oil. Now, mostly this image is describing massage. He's the. The image is describing massage, which actually we would all recommend because it's a good way to check.
[18:38]
Speaker 1
Oh, for testosterone.
[18:39]
Speaker 2
Yeah, it's a good way to check.
[18:40]
Speaker 1
You're looking for lumps.
[18:41]
Speaker 2
Looking for lumps. That's good. But in his videos, he does talk about how he just slaps his balls.
[18:48]
Speaker 1
Like. Like a.
[18:49]
Speaker 2
Like a. Maybe like a faster, like, lighter, Like. Yeah, that. That's how he wakes him up.
[18:55]
Speaker 1
That's how he wakes up his balls.
[18:56]
Speaker 2
So he.
[18:56]
Speaker 1
That's also how you wake up somebody who fainted after they fought a gorilla.
[18:59]
Speaker 2
Cold sun slap. Okay. Massage daily to boost testosterone and sperm production. Slap lightly for one to two minutes to stimulate blood flow. And your key. Cold showers with a direct hit for 30 seconds. This shocks the system awake. So I don't. I don't want to be shocking back in the cold.
[19:22]
Speaker 1
No, I don't like this shocking stuff. This is insane. This is. This is dumb. What happened to 72 degrees? What happened? It just be. Just. Just about. Why can't you just be one temp?
[19:33]
Speaker 2
Tau masters have done this for centuries to increase size and potency. It's the lifting weights for your endocrine system. And orbs. I'm not gonna elaborate on those. Nope.
[19:46]
Speaker 1
Okay, Next guy's going to the cum Gym.
[19:48]
Speaker 2
We're not. Oh, we're not even done.
[19:50]
Speaker 1
We're not even done. Why are there so many?
[19:52]
Speaker 2
Okay, so we. We froze.
[19:53]
Speaker 1
I have a question. You don't need to scroll up. He has over 10,000 followers.
[19:58]
Speaker 2
I do not know. Okay, I can tell you in a minute, but I'm not leaving this because we're not done this.
[20:02]
Speaker 1
No, keep. Keep going.
[20:03]
Speaker 2
Yes. We got to focus on our diet. Okay.
[20:05]
Speaker 1
Okay.
[20:06]
Speaker 2
Eat for fat loads. That's what he titled this slide.
[20:09]
Speaker 1
Okay. Yeah. Did he read Cosmo? This feels like this. This part feels like it was stolen from Cosmopolitan.
[20:15]
Speaker 2
Your body builds what you feed it. If your diet is processed soy lace junk, don't expect strong production. If you want thicker, denser loads and peak fertility, fuel up with. And then there's pictures of me on a cutting board and a green juice, Raw fats, butter, olive oil, egg yolks, minerals, things I can't pronounce, but also taurine. Raw milk, which is critical for sperm formation. He says pine pollen and honey. No seed oils, no soy, no junk. Stop eating what makes you weak. I got great news about soy, guys. We're about to jump into soy.
[21:00]
Speaker 1
I had to look.
[21:01]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[21:01]
Speaker 1
He has over 200,000 followers on Instagram.
[21:04]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[21:04]
Speaker 1
Which means that, you know that he's being paid right now for us to look at these slideshows.
[21:11]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[21:11]
Speaker 1
Through the.
[21:12]
Speaker 2
I've looked at it more than once.
[21:14]
Speaker 1
I know. Through the Instagram creator fund. Because right now, the Instagram creator fund is not paying for reels.
[21:19]
Speaker 2
No. It only does slideshows.
[21:20]
Speaker 1
They are only paying for slideshows because they realized that they were losing the TikTok war, and they were like, well, we got to remind people that Instagram is for pictures.
[21:27]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[21:28]
Speaker 1
So we wanted people to do more carousels.
[21:29]
Speaker 2
So the More people had to sign up for Canva.
[21:31]
Speaker 1
Yes.
[21:31]
Speaker 2
So they can make these.
[21:32]
Speaker 1
But also, more importantly, more of. In his case, what he's doing is. He is. What's actually very funny that he's doing is. He is doing. He is going on Twitter. He is writing Twitter threads.
[21:43]
Speaker 2
Yep.
[21:43]
Speaker 1
And that is how he is creating these into slides. Then he's screenshotting the Twitter threads.
[21:48]
Speaker 2
Yes.
[21:49]
Speaker 1
And then he's re uploading.
[21:50]
Speaker 2
Because he doesn't want to pay for Canva Premium.
[21:52]
Speaker 1
Because he doesn't want to pay for Canva.
[21:53]
Speaker 2
Okay. So I just. The soy lace stuff is so funny because we're about to be deep into the soil.
[21:59]
Speaker 1
Yeah. But because soy boys.
[22:01]
Speaker 2
Soy boys.
[22:01]
Speaker 1
There's been a thing with the men. So he Say he's saying ignore soy.
[22:05]
Speaker 2
No, you said no seed oils, no soy, no junk.
[22:08]
Speaker 1
Yeah.
[22:09]
Speaker 2
And then on the front page, he said, stop eating a diet with soy. Lace junk.
[22:14]
Speaker 1
Yes. Which is you and I talked about actually last night.
[22:16]
Speaker 2
Yeah, we were talking about last night.
[22:18]
Speaker 1
Because the tariff war with China.
[22:20]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[22:20]
Speaker 1
Has made such a funny fucking thing.
[22:22]
Speaker 2
Which is that China said they're not taking our soybeans anymore. And we're a huge provider of soybeans. We have huge farms in the south that grow soybeans specifically for China.
[22:32]
Speaker 1
Yeah.
[22:32]
Speaker 2
And they're not taking them anymore as part of the tariff war.
[22:34]
Speaker 1
Yeah.
[22:35]
Speaker 2
Which means there's going to be a rebrand.
[22:37]
Speaker 1
Yes.
[22:37]
Speaker 2
Which is. Which is like, Americans need to eat more soy. And so I see that this guy's going to get paid in six months to be like, nah, soy's actually really good for.
[22:46]
Speaker 1
Well, it's not going to be him. So this guy, I can. I guarantee you right now that he's not going to be paid. But what they'll do, because we saw this happen with Bud Light, Remember all those guys attacked Bud Light. And then suddenly, suddenly, some of the bros, the big name bros getting paid by Bud Light, suddenly Bud Light starts paying for all this manosphere shit.
[23:05]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[23:05]
Speaker 1
They start sponsoring, you know, certain guys and making sure Bud Light is everyone. Everybody's holding Bud Light on camera. And look at us. We're Bud Light. Everybody loves Bud Light. Now. That same exact thing. It's going to be got milk is going to be got soy.
[23:18]
Speaker 2
It's good. Yeah. It's edamame for everybody.
[23:20]
Speaker 1
Tofu. Tofu. Yeah. We're going to talk about tofu. We're going to talk about all these different things. But I'm saying is that is all going to get a push back and you are suddenly going to start seeing, especially across the south, there's going to be a push for soy as they're trying to offload the massive amounts of soybeans. Soybeans. And the warehouse soy. Because they're not going to throw it out. They're not going to burn it.
[23:44]
Speaker 2
No.
[23:44]
Speaker 1
They're going to be eat it. I know you're going to eat it.
[23:46]
Speaker 2
I love it.
[23:47]
Speaker 1
But again, they were selling how many millions of pounds of this stuff so much to China.
[23:52]
Speaker 2
So much.
[23:52]
Speaker 1
And China, actually one of the things that happened the first term with soybeans, I. I found out recently, 2018, when we had the tariff, we had a small tariff. Tiffany.
[24:01]
Speaker 2
Then a tiff tariff.
[24:03]
Speaker 1
TIFF tariff.
[24:03]
Speaker 2
It's a light fight.
[24:05]
Speaker 1
Soybean farmers were. America was the number one soybean seller to China. Yeah. Brazil stepped in, was like, yeah, we'll grow soybeans. And China was like, cool. Are you insane? They're like, not as insane. And then before you knew it, it was, now we are competitive competing with Brazil for the China market. And now we did it again. And it's like, Brazil is just like, I guess we're going to be the soy capital.
[24:29]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[24:29]
Speaker 1
And it's like, oh, okay, Brazil.
[24:31]
Speaker 2
Brazil's got two cool things. Number one, soybeans. Number two, butts.
[24:35]
Speaker 1
Number three, Brazilian jiu jitsu, which is the baseline of ufc. So you mean to tell me these ufc, bjj, BJ boys are gonna be all soyed up soybeans? That's what I'm saying. It's just very funny. It's very funny. And I'm gonna watch every single one of these six. I mean, not six months from now, it's going to be. I'll go ahead and put Perlman stamp on it.
[25:01]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[25:02]
Speaker 1
Within one to two years.
[25:03]
Speaker 2
Yeah. One, two years.
[25:04]
Speaker 1
Soy. They're going to. They're going to rebrand it. They're going to rename it. They're going to figure out a way. They're going to hide it in a process.
[25:10]
Speaker 2
Yeah, they're going to. But it's going to be caffeine drink.
[25:12]
Speaker 1
Yeah. Or you're going to have it. You're going to have a few of them. Come on.
[25:15]
Speaker 2
It's going to be like a protein bar, but it's made of soy and they're not going to talk about it.
[25:19]
Speaker 1
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[25:19]
Speaker 2
But it's like mainly protein bar called the Bear Bar.
[25:22]
Speaker 1
No, no, but it's, It's. They're going to do that, but they're going to also have guys go on Rogan. They'll have them go on these other different podcasts.
[25:28]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[25:28]
Speaker 1
And these other different shows and be like, actually, you know, the science is soybeans was out and now it's back in. They'll have RFK be like, actually, soy is good for you. Unlike the MMR vaccine, soy is actually great. You know, if my ex wife had eaten soy, I wouldn't have killed her.
[25:44]
Speaker 2
Whoa. Was that an allegedly button? There we go. Thought so.
[25:48]
Speaker 1
My second ex wife, though, just so you know, it's my second ex wife who I cheated on 37 times and was found and hung herself in the middle of a barn. I believe it was a barn. And then I. It was before I was with Cheryl Hines, before my second Ex wife was dead. And then I got with Cheryl Hines, and we said, you should do the right thing. And then they found her.
[26:10]
Speaker 2
Allegedly.
[26:12]
Speaker 1
Jesus.
[26:15]
Speaker 2
I don't know how to go back to what I was talking about from there. You know, there is another slide. See, because. Okay, so we did cold, we did food, and now we got to talk about retention and regeneration, which is if you're spilling daily, your body is constantly in depletion mode.
[26:34]
Speaker 1
Oh, he's doing.
[26:35]
Speaker 2
Retention is about holding. It's about building. Holding for one to three weeks increases volume and overall energy. And then, look, he's got a fun graph he made. I don't think that's scientific.
[26:49]
Speaker 1
That is not a graph.
[26:51]
Speaker 2
It's like a graph of aura colors.
[26:53]
Speaker 1
We're gonna have Mr. Third.
[26:56]
Speaker 2
I'll send you all the images.
[26:57]
Speaker 1
Yeah, these are gonna have to get thrown up on the screen. I'm sorry, but for. In this case, yes, there is the semen retention timeline. Day one, the person is gray.
[27:08]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[27:08]
Speaker 1
Day two, the person is red and blue.
[27:11]
Speaker 2
Yep.
[27:11]
Speaker 1
A little red, little blue. Day three, completely blue. Day four, yellow.
[27:16]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[27:16]
Speaker 1
Day five, orange. Day six, red.
[27:19]
Speaker 2
Again, no explanation is what color means.
[27:21]
Speaker 1
No, there's nothing. And they look. They all look like in. It's all the heat map from Predator. Yeah, that's all this is. It's just the. It's the Predator heat map view. But real fast, that goes into the. No nut. That's no nut.
[27:31]
Speaker 2
I don't know what that is.
[27:32]
Speaker 1
No nut. November.
[27:34]
Speaker 2
I don't know what that is.
[27:35]
Speaker 1
All right, so there's a thing that happened a long time ago on the Internet, which is porn. And it inundated everything. It got everywhere, Right? It got. It did get a little bit of everywhere.
[27:46]
Speaker 2
Well, because the loads were so big.
[27:48]
Speaker 1
Yes. And so it was everywhere. And there are people who have a problem with pornography. And that is a problem. And some people are like, hey, I think I have a problem with porn. I can't stop. And then some people, like, hey, much like with alcohol, with, like, doing a dry January, some people came up with no nut November.
[28:05]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[28:05]
Speaker 1
And that was just like, hey, for the month of November, don't jerk off. You jerk off so much. Let's see if you can go a month without jerking off. Okay, look, there's these monks. Allegedly, they don't jerk off at all.
[28:15]
Speaker 2
Sure.
[28:16]
Speaker 1
I mean, yeah. These altar boys around, that's a different story.
[28:18]
Speaker 2
Whoa.
[28:19]
Speaker 1
But you have all of these. These guys. And so they come. This. No, nothing. But then some fascists stepped in, and they made it their whole deal, which is I don't jerk off. The porn. I don't watch porn. I don't come at all. Look at me. I'm so much more virile.
[28:34]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[28:35]
Speaker 1
Because I haven't been to the wank shack in a while.
[28:39]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[28:39]
Speaker 1
And so it becomes this thing and this is part of what he's leaning into. He's coming on this one. He's using this a little bit differently though. He's saying retention. Yeah, he's saying you're doing it every day, but you're trying to see your test results. Right? You're trying to see are those loads fat? So you can't be not coming all the time.
[28:59]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[28:59]
Speaker 1
So he's probably saying what, once a week?
[29:01]
Speaker 2
But listen. No, he said holding for one to three weeks. But then he also says sexual kung fu. Circulate the energy instead of wasting it. No porn pixels. Destroy your dopamine and drive. Sleep eight hours. Testosterone builds at night, so don't rob yourself.
[29:21]
Speaker 1
Yeah, he's, he's, he's doing a Jordan Peterson. That's just Jordan Peterson. Look at your phone less. Go to sleep.
[29:27]
Speaker 2
Make your bed.
[29:28]
Speaker 1
Make your bed. Eat, jerk off a little less.
[29:31]
Speaker 2
All right, I got two more. You ready?
[29:33]
Speaker 1
No, I'm not ready.
[29:35]
Speaker 2
How men were meant to be powerful, fertile, thriving. Ditch the hormone disruptors. Embrace the feral natural life. You staying in the raisin gang? Snag my free guide here and become more viral. Viral man@cvcwellness.com and then the final slide is what next level production. Try these. And it's castor oil, massage, structured water, and also this special gel ointment he's selling because all of this was to sell this.
[30:11]
Speaker 1
All of this is an ad. Wait times to see a doctor right now are incredibly long. Unless you're bleeding out, you're going to have a tough time and. And you're gonna have to tough it out for about three months. If you wanna easily snag an appointment within 24 to 72 hours of booking, you need to check out Zocdoc. Zocdoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment. You can filter for doctors by specialty accepted insurance plans, location or by rating. It's basically like Tinder, but for your health.
[30:45]
Speaker 2
Can I step in here real quick?
[30:46]
Speaker 1
Yeah.
[30:46]
Speaker 2
Zocdoc has made navigating finding a specialist incredibly simple. Busy mom. I need every second I can get and I don't want to waste time on hold so I can get right onto Zocdoc.com it's important to be sure you're getting medical care you can trust. Let Zocdoc help.
[31:03]
Speaker 1
Stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to Zocdoc.com tabs to find and instantly book a top rated Doctor today. That's z o c-o c.com tabs zocdoc.com tabs. Well, it's a two part ad.
[31:22]
Speaker 2
Yeah. Well, yeah, because it's for this, this cream.
[31:24]
Speaker 1
Yeah.
[31:25]
Speaker 2
This, this ointment goo. I don't know. But also for his website for the guide. And this is what happened. So I got brought in. Remember I originally got brought in by a reel where this man was talking about sunning his testicles and I seen them and how important that was and I said, I'm sorry, what sir? I was, I was scrolling about strawberry jam and sourdough breads. That's what my Instagram reels are about. So I don't know how you got here. Yeah, but I am listening. And then I started looking through his thing and I of course went to that and I was like, what is this? He is a creator and he owns a program called Vital Camp where you can learn to be a better creator of a spot of a health coach. Right. So.
[32:14]
Speaker 1
So he's selling, he's selling classes. So he is, he is, he is selling classes to teach people how to rub different oils on their nuts sort of kindness.
[32:25]
Speaker 2
So let me read you from their page. It says for those passionate about natural wellness, spirituality and fitness and a spot who aspire to build an online coaching and content creation business and live financially free and a purposeful human existence. Welcome to our Vital Camp community. And then it has teachings about health centric social media entrepreneurs and coaches, nutrition and fitness philosophy advocates and enthusiasts, purpose driven networkers and leaders. What do you get when you join Vital Camp? And you get all these things and the. There's. Okay, so what's the first thing I'm going to get a comprehensive course library with hundreds of in depth coursework, vital videos from everything to cover fitness, nutrition and mindfulness. Number two, interactive weekly support and 247 calls. Right. With leadership expert led strategies to help you access seasoned specialists, also customized tools. And let me just real quick, I, I think I got the pricing here. Step into a life where you control your health, your money and your future. Start your journey with Vital Camp and navigate your health health hike to success with confidence for under $88 a month. $88 a month to join the upline. Because this is a boy pyramid scheme. This is a testicular based boy pyramid scheme to sell classes and crunchy male wellness to other crunchy male wellness guys.
[34:08]
Speaker 1
And it's $88 because 8, 8 is H for HH. And he's a Nazi. Is he a Nazi too?
[34:15]
Speaker 2
Probably. Oh, wait. I feel like I did find some things that were pretty adjacent to that and I didn't feel like I wanted.
[34:22]
Speaker 1
Because 88 is such a specific number. Yeah, 88 is such a specific number. And the things that he is leaning into and the things that he is going on about are very. Yeah, yeah.
[34:37]
Speaker 2
I do believe he's a flat earther. Or wait, that might be some other guy. I know he's an anti masker, obviously. Yeah, I, I feel like when I was going through, I found some very questionable belief systems.
[34:51]
Speaker 1
His mustache is terrible. I hate his mustache so much.
[34:54]
Speaker 2
He's all into raw meat as well. He wants to eat a lot of raw meat. The whole thing is though, as you go through is like, he lives allegedly. Because I don't know if it's true or for just what he's put on social media is like, he has a place in Mexico where he does this retreat and he's a digital nomad there and he teaches other content creators. How did number one, be content creators and be digital nomads? And he sells this idea that, like, you need to stop working in the office and go live on the beach and live off the land. And like, that's not how everything works. Like, not everybody can go live as a digital nomad in Mexico for three months. Yeah, that's not realistic.
[35:33]
Speaker 1
What's funny is I'm scrolling through him right now and it's, it's, it's very funny because his reels are not doing well, bro.
[35:39]
Speaker 2
People don't want to watch his balls reels.
[35:42]
Speaker 1
All his reels only have like a hundred or so. But like, his, his slides are doing really well.
[35:47]
Speaker 2
Well, that's because they're crazy.
[35:49]
Speaker 1
But yeah, he's just, he's so off putting. He's so off putting.
[35:54]
Speaker 2
But yeah, so then I started looking at the crew that engages with him.
[35:58]
Speaker 1
So I saw his community and creator brand with Vital Camp. So I think he's also being scammed.
[36:04]
Speaker 2
No, he's one of the top of the pyramid of vital kids.
[36:07]
Speaker 1
Is he?
[36:08]
Speaker 2
Yeah, I believe so.
[36:09]
Speaker 1
Okay, gotcha. And the biocultural retreats, that's where he just like rents someplace and then has people come down.
[36:14]
Speaker 2
Yeah, I think he rents a Place in Mexico. And then he has everybody come out there and he has lots of videos of them. You go there and you make content with other creators about wellness, but you pay him free spear.
[36:25]
Speaker 1
Pay him to be a free speaker.
[36:26]
Speaker 2
And for the classes you take while you're there.
[36:28]
Speaker 1
Gotcha.
[36:29]
Speaker 2
To be better at making content about wellness. Okay, so we're gonna learn how to make these really cool slides, probably. And talk about sunning our balls. I don't really know. I. Should we go?
[36:44]
Speaker 1
I don't want to go.
[36:45]
Speaker 2
Are you sure?
[36:46]
Speaker 1
I don't want to go. Because this is. This not only sounds terrifying, this also sounds like the worst thing I've ever seen. I'm starting to realize what's happening here as I'm scrolling through. Yeah, so this is not great. Which is. So as I'm scrolling through and seeing, he's doing a lot of collab posts, and I think that some of these people are his students. Yeah. I can't tell. But so he's. He's like, oh, collab with me. And then thinking like, oh, then you'll get seen by my 200,000 followers.
[37:20]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[37:20]
Speaker 1
But then they're still only getting 100 likes, and it's just like, it feels so bad.
[37:24]
Speaker 2
It's a pyramid scheme for boys.
[37:26]
Speaker 1
It is. It is a pyramid scheme for boys, but also, I think. And for girls, too.
[37:29]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[37:29]
Speaker 1
It's really both. He's really, really, really targeting the men because of how much he's carrying. So much about masculinity and testicular stuff.
[37:36]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[37:37]
Speaker 1
But at the same exact time, he is also clearly pulling in women because he's. There's also stuff in there about the sacred womb, and I just scroll through.
[37:46]
Speaker 2
Feminine.
[37:46]
Speaker 1
Yeah. All this different stuff. But he's one of his big things are men are becoming too feminine. Women are becoming too masculine.
[37:51]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[37:52]
Speaker 1
And this is the break with nature and being feral. And it's. It's so funny. It's just so funny because this sucks so much. It just sucks so much. I first heard about the sun in your balls thing because of Tucker Carlson.
[38:06]
Speaker 2
Shut up. Really?
[38:08]
Speaker 1
Yeah. So a few years ago, before Tucker got fired from Fox.
[38:12]
Speaker 2
The bow tie guy.
[38:13]
Speaker 1
Yeah, the bow tie. Tucker Carlson when he was still on Fox. Fox has a streaming service called Fox Nation.
[38:20]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[38:21]
Speaker 1
And they have been desperate. It was like their answer to Netflix. It was their HBO Max. It's. How do we get old people to pay us 10 bucks a month or whatever it is? And then they get exclusive content.
[38:32]
Speaker 2
Sure.
[38:32]
Speaker 1
And, like, the. All the content over there was Dog shit.
[38:35]
Speaker 2
Not cool. Like our exclusive content at Pearl Mania.
[38:39]
Speaker 1
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Speaker 2
That's for cops and feds only. You gotta tell us you're a cop.
[39:05]
Speaker 1
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[39:29]
Speaker 2
One time I made taught him how to make mashed potatoes.
[39:31]
Speaker 1
That's right. And it was confusing for me because she puts ranch powder in there. Because ranch powder makes you healthy. Because what is health but just being happy? That's how you do a promo.
[39:43]
Speaker 2
I apologize for not putting my whole ball sack into it.
[39:46]
Speaker 1
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[40:06]
Speaker 2
News Nation.
[40:07]
Speaker 1
No, Fox Nation.
[40:08]
Speaker 2
Fox Nation.
[40:08]
Speaker 1
News Nation is where Chris Cuomo went. Fox Nation. They had this whole open streaming service, okay? And they were like, we're desperate for content. And they let Tucker Carlson just go crazy.
[40:20]
Speaker 2
Love that for them. And they let go wrong.
[40:22]
Speaker 1
They let him and his producers. Because that's the one thing that people always forget is like, yes, Tucker Carlson is crazy, but Tucker Carlson also attracts other people who are more crazy.
[40:31]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[40:32]
Speaker 1
And it's a pyramid scream that it's pyramid scheme that gets crazier as you go down.
[40:35]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[40:36]
Speaker 1
And so Tucker was brought into the hyper, masculine, crunchy guys like this.
[40:42]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[40:42]
Speaker 1
And they were looking at like, how do we. Okay, post Covid. How do we bring in all of the RFK Maha nuts?
[40:51]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[40:52]
Speaker 1
How do we get these Make America Healthy again people before they had the term Make America healthy? How do we get the anti vaxxers, the raw milkers, and the weird Southern California people who aren't Democrats. They're definitely not Democrats.
[41:05]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[41:05]
Speaker 1
But they aren't Republicans Right now. How do we get them in? Yeah, and part of it was we bring in these guys and we do it through the eye of masculinity. And so what they did is they had this whole segment and I'll never forget there's a. Somewhere out there is the trailer for it. And it's just all of these guys literally knees up, you know, knees to their chest.
[41:26]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[41:26]
Speaker 1
Laying down, signing their balls. And then another guy be like, well, if, you know, you don't have a place to do that where it's like, you know, safe to do it. We have a UV light and it was like guys figured out like how they could market. It's like we figured out to drop ship these UV lights from China and then you can aim them at your nuts. And that's when you.
[41:42]
Speaker 2
The UV lights that when you live in like in Russia and you need like to have a UV light today.
[41:49]
Speaker 1
Yeah, yeah. When you're in Alaska and there, there is no like you need the light box.
[41:52]
Speaker 2
You have to sit in front of the light box a couple hours.
[41:54]
Speaker 1
It was a light box for your nuts.
[41:55]
Speaker 2
Oh, incredible.
[41:56]
Speaker 1
And then. But all of it too was started to get tied into. There's problems with our balls and that's the reason why we're having less babies. And it pulls into the Elon Musk idea of the pronatalism shit. All of this starts to come in and so there's all of these that used. You could see it early on of all. It's this, this mush of like we have over here of like there's the, the anti vaxxers are like, well, there's something happening. There's something happening to our kids. Why they're. They're being autistic and non binary and you're like, that's just two people are. And then over here they're selling hyper masculinity. They're making us woke. And then over here there's something else. And all of it how it starts to come together into this big tent.
[42:35]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[42:35]
Speaker 1
And. And they had. Now they have a fatter load. Sorry. No, but I. What an episode.
[42:52]
Speaker 2
The manosphere is really weird.
[42:54]
Speaker 1
It's really weird. No, I think the thing, the thing. There's been so much confusion over the last bunches of years. I think post, post 2020 there's a lot of confusion looking around because none of our lines for our generation.
[43:07]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[43:08]
Speaker 1
None of the lines make sense. Okay. Like, this guy. This guy should not be into the masculine. He should. This is the type of guy, he has the aesthetics of selling you, that he's actually into Mother Earth, that he's into the feminine. And instead, he has long hair. He likes surfing, he likes being at the beach and nature and all of these different, you know, like. Like the. The aesthetics of nature. Having the hemp.
[43:33]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[43:34]
Speaker 1
Used to be, oh, no, I'm safe, man. I love women. Women are great. And all this different stuff. And like, oh, no, don't. You know, don't harsh my mellow and be chill and peace and all this different. And instead, now he's like, no, the masculine warrior. And you got to be back. The center of the medieval. You know what I mean?
[43:49]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[43:49]
Speaker 1
The ancient times. And like, all this stuff, like, is coming in. And so it's like he. He. He wants to. He really likes a puka shell necklace.
[43:57]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[43:57]
Speaker 1
It's a guy who, like, the vaccine didn't make him like puka shells.
[44:02]
Speaker 2
No, he liked them.
[44:03]
Speaker 1
He's always just like, the puka shell since day one. He likes not wearing a shirt. He likes tanning.
[44:07]
Speaker 2
Okay, sure.
[44:08]
Speaker 1
But to pay for that.
[44:10]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[44:11]
Speaker 1
And the things that have slowly infiltrated into his space have come in, have become the. We also need to hate people who are different.
[44:20]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[44:20]
Speaker 1
We also need to be afraid of all these different things. And so for him to pay for that lifestyle, these other things have come in and have offered him money and have offered him the outlet.
[44:29]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[44:30]
Speaker 1
And he can see that on that side. But there's been a shift that we've had now because, like, I look at the anti Trump forces. Right. And if you look around and you can see the fights in the right and the left of, like, what the left is and what the coalitions are, because there's a right and there's a left in this country, but there's also a Democrat and a Republican Party. And who's left. Each coalition is now confusing each other because you have people that are in the MAGA coalition who will tell you that they're not on the right.
[44:59]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[44:59]
Speaker 1
And you have people that are in the Democratic coalition, the anti Trump coalition that will tell you that they are not a hippie, they are not on the left, they are not a socialist, they're not a communist. And so, like, there's moments where I see people like Bill Kristol, who famously is a very big conservative, who was very pro the Iraq war and very pro George W. Bush and him coming for him and tweeting maybe. Maybe the left was right that ice should be abolished. Like, yeah, that's a moment. You're like, well, no, I still hate you, dude. Like, people I know, people who died because of your actions and the things you supported. But now you're apparently allegedly. We're on like the same side of this ideological fight because we're on both sides. One side of the room there is a giant orange back gorilla, and on the other side there are 100 people. I don't want to say men, because not everybody on our side of enterprises men anymore. So it's like you're saying, so it's a mix. And so, like, trying to find that has been very weird.
[46:01]
Speaker 2
Yeah, absolutely.
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[47:08]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[47:09]
Speaker 1
People could be discussing all sorts of different stuff. They could be discussing the tariffs. Right. They could be discussing how we're kidnapping people off the street.
[47:16]
Speaker 2
Sure.
[47:17]
Speaker 1
They could be discussing, like, how the destruction of the health system. They could be discussing all these different things.
[47:22]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[47:22]
Speaker 1
Instead, they're discussing, there's one thing.
[47:24]
Speaker 2
What is it?
[47:25]
Speaker 1
It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a difficult debate.
[47:27]
Speaker 2
All right.
[47:28]
Speaker 1
And I think that it's really racking a lot of people's brains.
[47:30]
Speaker 2
Sure.
[47:31]
Speaker 1
Okay.
[47:32]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[47:32]
Speaker 1
And I just don't know. I don't. Okay. I'm gonna say.
[47:36]
Speaker 2
Go ahead.
[47:37]
Speaker 1
Who would win in a fight?
[47:38]
Speaker 2
Oh, right.
[47:40]
Speaker 1
A hundred men.
[47:41]
Speaker 2
Huh?
[47:41]
Speaker 1
A hundred average American men.
[47:43]
Speaker 2
All right.
[47:44]
Speaker 1
Or one gorilla.
[47:46]
Speaker 2
Immediately gorilla. Why is this a question?
[47:49]
Speaker 1
It's a hundred men versus one gorilla.
[47:51]
Speaker 2
Who would win okay, this is. This is boy stuff, is what I'm hearing. This is boy stuff.
[47:56]
Speaker 1
It's not. I mean, it's Mostly men are having this conversation. It's mostly men having. The.
[48:01]
Speaker 2
Women don't have this conversation.
[48:03]
Speaker 1
What do you mean?
[48:04]
Speaker 2
Okay, number one, you don't.
[48:05]
Speaker 1
You don't. You know, like, oh, who would want to fight my dad or Hulk Hogan?
[48:08]
Speaker 2
No. Never once.
[48:10]
Speaker 1
Why?
[48:10]
Speaker 2
We're very busy.
[48:12]
Speaker 1
Busy what?
[48:13]
Speaker 2
Avoiding a hundred men. What are you talking about?
[48:20]
Speaker 1
What do you mean?
[48:21]
Speaker 2
Why would I ever sit with my girlfriends.
[48:25]
Speaker 1
Yeah.
[48:25]
Speaker 2
And be like, who? Who do you think would win in a fight? 100 women or a gorilla? The answer B is we need to get this gorilla into a place where it's safe. Why is it in the school gymnasium? Why did 100 men go to the zoo and pay a $30 ticket fee to harass a gorilla? Get them out of here. What is happening? What are you talking about? When did this come to fruition, this concept?
[48:47]
Speaker 1
Well, I mean, the question's been out there for a while, actually. Okay, we looked it up. It was four years ago. Somebody posed this question.
[48:55]
Speaker 2
Okay? We still don't have an answer four years later.
[48:57]
Speaker 1
Four years. Well, it's because this is a discussion. We're never gonna have an answer unless. Unless Mr. Beast does what we all expect him to do. Mister? Hold on.
[49:06]
Speaker 2
Okay, Mr.
[49:07]
Speaker 1
Beast. With your dead shark eyes. Jimmy, get the helicopter.
[49:14]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[49:15]
Speaker 1
Go. Use your scoop.
[49:16]
Speaker 2
Don't do this.
[49:17]
Speaker 1
Use your poor people scoop that you use to grab poor people.
[49:20]
Speaker 2
This is a bad idea.
[49:21]
Speaker 1
And grab a gorilla.
[49:22]
Speaker 2
No.
[49:23]
Speaker 1
Pluck the gorilla from obscurity.
[49:25]
Speaker 2
Leave them alone.
[49:26]
Speaker 1
Drop it inside of an arena.
[49:28]
Speaker 2
The gorilla did nothing wrong.
[49:29]
Speaker 1
Then get a hundred men.
[49:31]
Speaker 2
No.
[49:31]
Speaker 1
That you reach out to by saying, I have $500,000 for whoever can subdue a gorilla. And I guess because you can't kill a gorilla on YouTube.
[49:42]
Speaker 2
I don't think so.
[49:43]
Speaker 1
This is to the death, by the way.
[49:44]
Speaker 2
No. Why? Why are we trying to kill a.
[49:46]
Speaker 1
Gorilla who would win in a fight? And the fight is to the death. The fight is always. The fight is never. When he's a girl. When can the gorilla tap? Can a gorilla tap out?
[49:54]
Speaker 2
No. Can a gorilla say, men are not going to win? Why do you think they would win if they were? Because there's a hundred they would have won by now.
[50:01]
Speaker 1
There's 100 of them. Yeah. Okay.
[50:04]
Speaker 2
None of them are.
[50:05]
Speaker 1
Gorilla only has a finite amount of energy.
[50:07]
Speaker 2
More energy than 100 random dudes.
[50:09]
Speaker 1
Not more energy than all hundred of them combined is the argument. I'M not saying that this is good. I'm just saying that this exists.
[50:17]
Speaker 2
I'm saying this is a conversation insane that. Okay, this speaks to so many levels of. Okay, I don't want to go on a rant, but the male ego. Why do men just assume they would win? Why would you assume you would win against a gorilla?
[50:30]
Speaker 1
No, no. This isn't a man assuming that a man would win against a gorilla.
[50:34]
Speaker 2
They're assuming 100 would.
[50:35]
Speaker 1
A hundred.
[50:36]
Speaker 2
We know 100. I know that you know. I know that you know that some of those men wouldn't survive. The first. The first couple that go at that gorilla, they're done.
[50:45]
Speaker 1
No one is arguing that the first wave of anywhere between five to 17 men aren't being murdered.
[50:53]
Speaker 2
Yeah, but, but that inherently leaves. Inherently believe that you're going to be the survivor.
[51:00]
Speaker 1
I didn't. Never said I was a part of the hundred men.
[51:02]
Speaker 2
No, that's what I'm saying is that if there's. If there's an argument about 100 men versus a gorilla, there is this thing in the male mind that's like, oh, 90 guys are going to die, but I'm going to be. Of the 10 that survive. You are not. You're all getting out. It's. You're not making it the number one. What is the Achilles heel of the gorilla? What takes the gorilla out? Do we know?
[51:25]
Speaker 1
I would.
[51:26]
Speaker 2
How are we planning this?
[51:27]
Speaker 1
I would assume 100 men, okay, attempting to punch a gorilla in the head till it's dead.
[51:33]
Speaker 2
They're not going to do that. 100 regular schmegular guys, because again, they aren't UFC fighters, real quick are going to get winded four punches in. They haven't been to a kickboxing class.
[51:43]
Speaker 1
And the thing is, is they are all unarmed. That's the thing. Is that supposed to be even? But it was like eight. I think it was eight men took down woolly mammoths. What. Back in the day.
[51:54]
Speaker 2
And what did they use?
[51:56]
Speaker 1
They use spears.
[51:56]
Speaker 2
That's right.
[51:57]
Speaker 1
Okay.
[51:58]
Speaker 2
They're unarmed, but they also have the out of shape.
[52:01]
Speaker 1
But they have the one weapon a gorilla doesn't have.
[52:03]
Speaker 2
What's that?
[52:03]
Speaker 1
Communication.
[52:05]
Speaker 2
Do men communicate well? Is that something they're known for? Are men known well, for communicating?
[52:09]
Speaker 1
They can. During war. They can communicate during war and they're going to war against a gorilla.
[52:15]
Speaker 2
Okay, okay, okay. All right.
[52:18]
Speaker 1
They have tactics. They can tactics. They can say, you three go that way, you three go that way.
[52:24]
Speaker 2
So you think that a hundred men can take on a gorilla? These hundred Men that can't even take on the dishes, they can't even take on household tasks, that can't find their keys or their shoes, are somehow going to find a way to communicate properly with each other. The hundred men who can't. 100 men versus therapy. Never. We can't possibly overcome it. Oh, it's too scary. There's. They're scared of their own emotions, but they're not scared of the gorilla.
[52:54]
Speaker 1
I'm telling you, in this case, we have a hundred men. I don't know the men's motivations.
[53:00]
Speaker 2
Okay. Have you ever met a man?
[53:02]
Speaker 1
I have.
[53:03]
Speaker 2
What are their motivations?
[53:05]
Speaker 1
I'm hungry. Mm. I'm sleepy and horny. I'd like a little come.
[53:10]
Speaker 2
That's it. That's the three things.
[53:11]
Speaker 1
Yeah. I would like to do.
[53:13]
Speaker 2
All other things are those three things. Money is those three things. Housing is those three things. So when those are your three motivating factors, how are you using them to get the gorilla?
[53:22]
Speaker 1
If you don't kill the gorilla, you will never have those three things.
[53:26]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[53:26]
Speaker 1
Done. Motivated.
[53:27]
Speaker 2
Sure.
[53:28]
Speaker 1
Where. This is a. To the death. Okay. This is Saw. This is the movie Saw. Okay? So don't. What are their motivations? Oh, I don't know. Mr. Beast has a series of guys. Like the. Like. Not the Hunger Games. What was the fucking. What's that? What's the Netflix show? The Korean Netflix show. What is it? Squid Game. This is Squid Games. Okay.
[53:48]
Speaker 2
Squid Games is an allegory about poverty and billionaires weaponizing money against the poor.
[53:55]
Speaker 1
Also, and this is an opportunity as a whole.
[53:57]
Speaker 2
Can't even take on one billionaire, let alone a gorilla.
[54:01]
Speaker 1
But this is the chance for.
[54:03]
Speaker 2
They can't even boycott Amazon. And you think they can take it?
[54:06]
Speaker 1
Stop. This is the moment for the person who is thinking about the fight and having the discussion to picture themselves as the billionaire. In this moment. They get to picture themselves as the Mr. Beast. They get to picture themselves as the guy who runs the PlayStation. Face guys from Squid Games. Okay? Look at me. I've set up this crazy, crazy little game. And in this crazy little game, a hundred men in gym shirt, gym shorts and no shirts.
[54:33]
Speaker 2
No shirts.
[54:34]
Speaker 1
I decided because the shirts can be used as a weapon.
[54:36]
Speaker 2
Oh, my God.
[54:37]
Speaker 1
They get the gym shorts on solely so that way the gorilla doesn't see their dick because the gorilla just start ripping dicks off.
[54:43]
Speaker 2
Yeah, for sure.
[54:44]
Speaker 1
For sure. Can I tell you something? I've seen a lot of different things. Of all the different injuries and how the gorilla would kill people in different ways.
[54:49]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[54:50]
Speaker 1
One of the first things, if they were all naked. Dick rip.
[54:53]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[54:53]
Speaker 1
Just dick rip. Dick rip. Yeah. And they're done.
[54:55]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[54:56]
Speaker 1
And people are like, oh, the girl has to pick up a 180 pound man and heave him at a wall. No, Dick rip.
[55:01]
Speaker 2
Yeah, dick rip. They know to just go for the throat. They'll just pull your throat out.
[55:05]
Speaker 1
Yeah. That's where you're.
[55:06]
Speaker 2
They'll just punch you in the eyes.
[55:07]
Speaker 1
She did that.
[55:08]
Speaker 2
Yeah. Like, they'll poke your eyes out. You know what I mean?
[55:10]
Speaker 1
Punch you in the eyes.
[55:10]
Speaker 2
That's what I meant.
[55:12]
Speaker 1
Poke you in the eyes. I think gorilla would just. Just slap until you're dead.
[55:16]
Speaker 2
Slap you until you're dead.
[55:17]
Speaker 1
That would be great. But dick rip. I think. I think. Okay. I have a question for you.
[55:24]
Speaker 2
Yeah, I'm listening.
[55:25]
Speaker 1
So when you were younger, did you not ever. Were you when you were bored?
[55:30]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[55:30]
Speaker 1
You never had a conversation of, like, who would win in a fight?
[55:34]
Speaker 2
No.
[55:35]
Speaker 1
Like, why would I do that? Hulk Hogan versus Superman?
[55:38]
Speaker 2
No.
[55:38]
Speaker 1
Batman versus Spider Man?
[55:40]
Speaker 2
No.
[55:41]
Speaker 1
Who would win in a fight? Your dad versus my dad?
[55:45]
Speaker 2
No. Do you think that this is what girls talk about?
[55:48]
Speaker 1
I don't know what girls talk about.
[55:50]
Speaker 2
That's not.
[55:50]
Speaker 1
I was not a girl.
[55:52]
Speaker 2
Never at no point in my childhood experience or my young adult experience was I sitting around in a room full of girls and we started talking about a hundred girls trying to beat up a gorilla. That would never.
[56:06]
Speaker 1
This is an advanced one. Hundred men versus one gorilla is advanced. I'm going back down to the most basic.
[56:11]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[56:11]
Speaker 1
Of who would win in a fight. Your dad or my dad?
[56:14]
Speaker 2
No.
[56:15]
Speaker 1
And like that is. That is one of those things.
[56:18]
Speaker 2
Young women are fighting an internal battle against themselves and their mothers that they don't have time to fight theoreticals or even pit theoreticals against each other. Because likely there's some. I went to an all girls Catholic high school. Do you know what I was up against every day?
[56:36]
Speaker 1
No. There were.
[56:38]
Speaker 2
It was a battle zone all the time. Just against the girly pops. We didn't have to come up with outsiders to fight. There was an internal battle, an external battle, and that was it.
[56:47]
Speaker 1
But in this case, it's. The men can create an external to fight, so then they can bond.
[56:55]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[56:56]
Speaker 1
And see the women. I guess you guys are just fighting each other. What are you talking about?
[57:00]
Speaker 2
Well, okay. Women in my experience. Young, young. Because again, because you're talking about childhood. Like young boys being like, oh, Hulk Hogan beat the Rock. Who's gonna win?
[57:11]
Speaker 1
I didn't have an excuse that's not a hypothetical. The Rock won that one.
[57:14]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[57:15]
Speaker 1
It was WrestleMania 18. It was a really good match. I hate both of them. I hate both of them. But, like, that was a really, really good match.
[57:21]
Speaker 2
So what I'm saying is that young women are fighting a lot of battles daily. A lot of battles daily. And there's no time. There's no. It would be a waste of imagination, emotional, and spiritual labor to think about more battles and more fights. Like you're trying to find fun things and light conversations and joy in life. Why would we.
[57:48]
Speaker 1
Yeah, but picturing a gorilla smashing a man against a high school gymnasium wall is funny.
[57:54]
Speaker 2
You think that's funny?
[57:55]
Speaker 1
It's funny because it's not something you picture happening. Like, it's. It's insane that in these settings. Right.
[58:03]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[58:03]
Speaker 1
One of the things that can happen is during these debates is that one of you can be like, hey, where is this set? And they're like, okay, like, I picked a high school gymnasium.
[58:13]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[58:13]
Speaker 1
Like, that's. That's where I think it would be the most sense. Would just be.
[58:18]
Speaker 2
I love that you think it makes sense to somehow get a gorilla, put it in a truck, has Wranglers, I'm assuming, with ropes and chains. Walk it into a high school gymnasium with a marching band and shit.
[58:29]
Speaker 1
No, you wouldn't do a marching man. That would make. That. Would. That. You don't want to rattle them.
[58:33]
Speaker 2
You don't want to rattle him before you try to beat him up.
[58:36]
Speaker 1
Not beat him up. Beat him to death.
[58:38]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[58:39]
Speaker 1
This is the part. I didn't make the rules. I didn't make the rules. I'm just saying is that the biggest thing has been. They have been. They're in some sort of area where there is a boundary, and that boundary, typically, is a wall. Some people have described it, like, almost like the Coliseum or like an arena. Like that type of like a fight pit. I think fight pit is crazy.
[58:59]
Speaker 2
I think also we're. We're immediately learning that maybe people don't understand history in the context of the Coliseum because there weren't a lot of survivors against those lions.
[59:07]
Speaker 1
Yeah, but you know what happened in the Coliseum?
[59:09]
Speaker 2
What?
[59:10]
Speaker 1
They had men fight gorillas and lions and tigers and what happened to. All sorts of other stuff. What happened to what men?
[59:15]
Speaker 2
Those men. What happened to them?
[59:16]
Speaker 1
Well, many of them. Many of them actually lived because it actually. Crazy thing about Roman gladiatorial combat.
[59:23]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[59:24]
Speaker 1
With. A lot of people don't understand the context. It was closer to pro wrestling than everything else. Yes, they did kill a lot of animals. In fact, I think they actually wiped out. They made a couple go extinct.
[59:34]
Speaker 2
They killed a entire type of lion.
[59:36]
Speaker 1
Yeah. They made it go extinct. They made it go extinct because they loved watching it.
[59:40]
Speaker 2
But they didn't do a bare knuckle.
[59:41]
Speaker 1
They did not do a bare knuckle. They had weaponry.
[59:43]
Speaker 2
Exactly.
[59:44]
Speaker 1
Yeah. That's why this is different. That's why this is different, though, because you have no weapons. You have 100 average guys.
[59:52]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[59:52]
Speaker 1
And the thing is, is average guys going up against, like, pro athletes is funny. Right. If I saw Usain Bolt. Right. If I saw Usain Bolt running and next to him, it lines up.
[60:05]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[60:06]
Speaker 1
Right. I don't know what those things are called. This. The. The.
[60:08]
Speaker 2
The track.
[60:09]
Speaker 1
At the track. What are the things they put their feet in?
[60:11]
Speaker 2
Oh, yeah. I don't know.
[60:12]
Speaker 1
They're called the foot rest things. So it's like Usain Bolt gets down and then he looks to his right.
[60:17]
Speaker 2
And Jim from accounting is there.
[60:18]
Speaker 1
Jim from accounting is there, and he looks to his left, and there's Marty the truck driver.
[60:23]
Speaker 2
Yeah. Like, no, we've been saying this for a long time, but we've seen that. But the Olympics, about the Olympics would be really entertaining and would bring perspective to it if it had normal people out of shape, people in it.
[60:35]
Speaker 1
That's why I've been saying that the Olympics does bring perspective to it.
[60:37]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[60:38]
Speaker 1
Because the Olympics has the fastest man from Slovakia go up against Usain Bolt.
[60:43]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[60:44]
Speaker 1
And Usain Bolt is such a freakish athlete. He's such a God when it comes to his speed. And then when you find some of these people who are the best in literally the entire world, when you have a world that allows you to pick from them and actually has a meritocracy, unless people get up to the top and we go, look, this is the best one ever.
[61:01]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[61:02]
Speaker 1
Then that's crazy.
[61:04]
Speaker 2
But also because still, this thing where men. These. These average men having this conversation about 100 men versus a gorilla.
[61:11]
Speaker 1
Yeah.
[61:11]
Speaker 2
Inherently believe they're gonna win. And it's crazy because, like. Like, you're saying Serena Williams is the best tennis player in the world. Right. They did a survey, and one in eight men think that they could beat Serena Williams at tennis.
[61:26]
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[61:57]
Speaker 1
I want to tell you something. One in eight men.
[61:59]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[62:00]
Speaker 1
Are fucking stupid.
[62:01]
Speaker 2
And how do we know we're not going to get all.
[62:03]
Speaker 1
But also, but also I want to hear that. I've heard this study before where how many women did they ask?
[62:10]
Speaker 2
Women wouldn't answer this question. I bet you was 100% women said, I'm not going to. I would never be Williams.
[62:16]
Speaker 1
I don't know.
[62:16]
Speaker 2
Women are more realistic.
[62:17]
Speaker 1
I don't know. I don't telling you women are. Women are more realistic. Let's go look at the polls from November. Let's go look at the polls from November. We're talking about women. What about white women? What about white women? Want to talk about the polls from this November? All right. Because every time I hear this one get brought up all the time.
[62:32]
Speaker 2
Use white women as the.
[62:33]
Speaker 1
I hear this, I hear this. Get brought up all the time. I hear this. Get brought up all the time, though. About men believe this. Men believe that in the 100 guys versus one gorilla. Can I tell you the reason? The biggest reason the gorilla would win.
[62:44]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[62:45]
Speaker 1
Is because everyone knows whoever the first person to approach the gorilla is dead. Is dead.
[62:49]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[62:49]
Speaker 1
That first person is dead. You have to have somebody who has either ideation or such over insane confidence that they believe that this is going to be the one time it doesn't happen. Because every single person knows that charging and trying to punch a gorilla in the face.
[63:09]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[63:09]
Speaker 1
Dick rip off. Dick rip off. Dick rip off. Like this is gonna happen. Like that's what's gonna happen.
[63:14]
Speaker 2
Okay, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna tell the gorilla that underneath all the gym shorts is a dick. So he knows to aim to grab it anyway.
[63:21]
Speaker 1
Tell him in sign language.
[63:22]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[63:22]
Speaker 1
You know who wouldn't fight the gorilla?
[63:24]
Speaker 2
Who?
[63:24]
Speaker 1
Robin Williams.
[63:25]
Speaker 2
No, never.
[63:26]
Speaker 1
Because there's literally images now going. Because remember there's a gorilla that did the sign language.
[63:30]
Speaker 2
It was sad.
[63:31]
Speaker 1
Yeah. It was sad.
[63:32]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[63:32]
Speaker 1
But that gorilla, there's like the images of like that gorilla and meeting Robin Williams and then like hugging.
[63:38]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[63:39]
Speaker 1
And being like very sweet and loving.
[63:40]
Speaker 2
To each other and making them giggle.
[63:42]
Speaker 1
Yeah. Dick rip. Like that's no. What I just have to bring you back.
[63:46]
Speaker 2
I just also think that, like, ah. If I had. If 100 women were in this gymnasium, you've set up, and then a group of people brought in a gorilla in chains and said, you gotta beat up this gorilla, there'd be questions. It'd be like, what? Why are we doing this? Are we getting brunch after who? What. What did this gorilla do to deserve it? Is there a place we could take this gorilla for safety? This. It would never happen for women because again, we would not assume. We wouldn't be like, oh, the first woman's gonna die.
[64:17]
Speaker 1
Yeah. And then. And then Mr. Beast says shoot one.
[64:20]
Speaker 2
No, no.
[64:21]
Speaker 1
That's what he would say. He would. The Mr. Beast. Because Mr. Beast is running this.
[64:25]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[64:25]
Speaker 1
All right. This is a Mr. Beast Games. He has bezos. Amazon money now.
[64:28]
Speaker 2
Okay. Okay, perfect.
[64:30]
Speaker 1
All right. He's at the top eating the chocolate.
[64:32]
Speaker 2
Bars in the audience.
[64:33]
Speaker 1
He's at the top of the high.
[64:35]
Speaker 2
School gluten free cookies.
[64:37]
Speaker 1
This is one of those rich high school gymnasiums where they have a track at the top.
[64:41]
Speaker 2
Oh, my God.
[64:41]
Speaker 1
You know the ones.
[64:42]
Speaker 2
I don't.
[64:43]
Speaker 1
Yes, you do. We went to one.
[64:44]
Speaker 2
I know.
[64:45]
Speaker 1
I saw a long time ago. You got so mad.
[64:47]
Speaker 2
So mad.
[64:47]
Speaker 1
You were so mad. You're like, this is how they live.
[64:49]
Speaker 2
Out in the birds field day. Have I been so mad?
[64:52]
Speaker 1
But so there's a. There's a. There's an indoor running track along the top and it's Mr. Beast.
[64:57]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[64:58]
Speaker 1
This is how men. By the way, this is a man conversation.
[65:00]
Speaker 2
I'm having a man conversation.
[65:01]
Speaker 1
This is a man conversation right now. Right?
[65:03]
Speaker 2
This is a white guy podcast right now. Two guys having a man conversation with microphones.
[65:08]
Speaker 1
Yeah. Brought to you by therapy. Honestly, it's crazy, the fact that this episode. But hold on, I'm listening. Let me tell you right now.
[65:15]
Speaker 2
Yeah. Okay, look me, I'm looking in the eye right now.
[65:19]
Speaker 1
This is how men pass the time for centuries, millennia even.
[65:23]
Speaker 2
They could just go to therapy.
[65:24]
Speaker 1
No, therapy is new. You keep saying that. I'm talking about. This is the type of conversation that guys have had to pass times while they're waiting for the general to come down to tell them where they're going to die. As they're getting ready. We're on our ditch digging break. We're on a ditch digging break. Guys in prison, when they don't have. When they haven't snuck a phone in to go on TikTok, they're my favorite guys.
[65:48]
Speaker 2
I love the prison guys on TikTok.
[65:50]
Speaker 1
I know you do. They're the best, Especially the ones who dance. You're. If you're in jail and you're doing TikTok dances, you're the scariest man there is.
[65:59]
Speaker 2
There is this one guy hoping. Doing them little tick tock dances, and I'm like, that guy. Everyone's scared of that guy.
[66:04]
Speaker 1
Yeah.
[66:04]
Speaker 2
But the guy that also makes the little lighters out of everything he finds.
[66:07]
Speaker 1
I love that guy too, but also, it's so. So it's one of those things where this is like we have nothing else.
[66:13]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[66:14]
Speaker 1
This is how we pass time. What do you want to talk about? I want to talk about my wife and family back home. Oh, you're gonna make us all forlorn here in the foxhole.
[66:21]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[66:22]
Speaker 1
100 men versus one gorilla. All right, well, the gorilla went well. Okay, well, a hundred men, that's the other thing, too, is 100 men is crazy.
[66:28]
Speaker 2
100 men is crazy.
[66:29]
Speaker 1
100. And it's an arbitrary crazy number to the point where eventually.
[66:34]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[66:34]
Speaker 1
You think the gorilla has to be worn down. The other thing I think a lot of people are thinking of is that, like, there has. There must be a time meter on this.
[66:42]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[66:42]
Speaker 1
Do a hundred men have ten minutes to cat?
[66:45]
Speaker 2
I'm picturing it now. Okay. I want to. I want to take what you're saying. I'm going to embrace it. Okay. I'm embracing it as a newly found white guy with a podcast.
[66:54]
Speaker 1
Yes.
[66:54]
Speaker 2
Having a conversation like a guy.
[66:56]
Speaker 1
Have some big dick energy right now.
[66:57]
Speaker 2
I don't want to get ripped off. So don't tell the gorilla. Okay. I'm embracing this idea. And I want to leave the school gymnasium, and I want to plan this as a UFC fight. I want a UFC fight.
[67:10]
Speaker 1
So you want. You want the octagon.
[67:11]
Speaker 2
I want the octagon.
[67:12]
Speaker 1
Okay.
[67:12]
Speaker 2
We're 100 normal guys.
[67:14]
Speaker 1
Real quick.
[67:15]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[67:15]
Speaker 1
Larger octagon. 100 men can't fit inside an octagon.
[67:17]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[67:18]
Speaker 1
So we're going to make a lot. So almost like a gladiator arena pit button, but in the middle of a.
[67:24]
Speaker 2
I want Dana White in charge of this.
[67:25]
Speaker 1
You want Data White, who sits on the board of Metta.
[67:28]
Speaker 2
Yes, exactly.
[67:29]
Speaker 1
Who actually is in charge of. Of what. Who gets. Gets a say on what. Gets to be posted on Instagram and Facebook.
[67:35]
Speaker 2
Yes. And here's why.
[67:35]
Speaker 1
Dana White, who endorsed President Trump.
[67:38]
Speaker 2
Yes.
[67:38]
Speaker 1
Dana White, who is part of tko, which also oversees wwe.
[67:42]
Speaker 2
Yep.
[67:42]
Speaker 1
That Dana White.
[67:43]
Speaker 2
Yes.
[67:43]
Speaker 1
You want him in charge of this? In charge of promoting, booking.
[67:47]
Speaker 2
Okay, so here's what I'm thinking.
[67:48]
Speaker 1
Okay.
[67:49]
Speaker 2
We're using the octagon. The bit. This new big octagon that Dana White split team is going to pay for and produce and send out the quadruple con. Yeah, sure.
[67:57]
Speaker 1
I want it to be four times the size.
[67:59]
Speaker 2
I want it to be Royal Rumble style, though. They gotta climb in. They gotta climb in.
[68:03]
Speaker 1
Who does climb?
[68:04]
Speaker 2
The hundred men?
[68:05]
Speaker 1
Okay.
[68:06]
Speaker 2
One at a time. Or they can all come running in down from the. The rafters or whatever. They're gonna come running in. They gotta climb in.
[68:13]
Speaker 1
Okay.
[68:13]
Speaker 2
And then once they get in, they have to fight the gorilla, right? They're gonna get thrown out. Royal Rumble style as well. They're out. You know what I mean?
[68:20]
Speaker 1
Throwing out. No, they're gonna get killed. It's to the death.
[68:23]
Speaker 2
Yes.
[68:23]
Speaker 1
You're not changing that part.
[68:25]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[68:25]
Speaker 1
You can't change that part.
[68:26]
Speaker 2
Okay.
[68:27]
Speaker 1
To the death.
[68:28]
Speaker 2
So I think that in this scenario, the. The. The big fight and we get to pick instead of normal guys, we got to pick people that think they're gonna win. We gotta. We gotta pick the kind of guys that would want to promote this fight on their tiktoks, on their Instagram, on their YouTube channels, and that think they're going to win. I want to make a show. If we're going to have bread and circuses, let's build a circus.
[68:55]
Speaker 1
Okay. Okay.
[68:56]
Speaker 2
I want the Paul brothers, first and foremost.
[68:58]
Speaker 1
Oh, okay. You want Logan and Jake.
[69:00]
Speaker 2
Yeah. Both of them in there and.
[69:01]
Speaker 1
Yeah, and that way they could cut. They could do.
[69:03]
Speaker 2
Because one wwe, one's a boxer, allegedly. Listen, this is their. Their promo, okay? Promo. Yeah, they're going to be there. Who else is going to be there?
[69:12]
Speaker 1
We should put. We should put the Tape brothers in there.
[69:14]
Speaker 2
Absolutely. Tape brothers are working out all the time.
[69:16]
Speaker 1
Yeah, they're. And Andrew Tate's a kickboxer, so bing, bang, boom. Yeah. Okay. We'll get them in there. Okay. Who else we got in there? Joe Rogan.
[69:25]
Speaker 2
Oh, yeah. He's super strong. He says all the time he's super strong.
[69:28]
Speaker 1
We can put Joe Rogan, I think. You know, let's start Burke Kreischer in there. I just don't like him. I just don't like him. Put Bert Kreischer in there.
[69:36]
Speaker 2
Oh, I don't think Bert Kreischer's gonna make it.
[69:38]
Speaker 1
I don't think he's. That's why I want him in there.
[69:40]
Speaker 2
Oh, no. Okay. Oh, no.
[69:42]
Speaker 1
All right, let's put Bridge Kreischer in there. Who else can we Put in there.
[69:45]
Speaker 2
I don't know. I'm just thinking a lot of manosphere guys, because again, I. If you're pitching this to me like you did, is that there's a hundred guys that think they can beat this gorilla, then we.
[69:56]
Speaker 1
Liver King.
[69:57]
Speaker 2
Oh, Liver King for sure.
[69:59]
Speaker 1
Put Liver King in there. Put Dan Blazerian in there. Put. I'm trying to think of other guys. I. If. Listen, if we could do it. Oh, Russell Brand said. Russell Brand in there? Yeah, Russell Brand will go in there. He'll probably try to fuck the gorilla.
[70:11]
Speaker 2
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Bleep that.
[70:15]
Speaker 1
Leave it in.
[70:18]
Speaker 2
No. So I. I think that if we. We make this a show again. Circuses.
[70:22]
Speaker 1
Mm.
[70:23]
Speaker 2
We get people that think they're gonna win and they're gonna give it their all, and then we hope they lose.
[70:28]
Speaker 1
Yeah.
[70:29]
Speaker 2
And then I want to ask you who's in the audience?
[70:32]
Speaker 1
Who's in the audience? Well, it's gonna be like all of the different UFC fights right now. Right. Kid Rock will be there.
[70:38]
Speaker 2
Mm.
[70:40]
Speaker 1
Joe Rogan would. Would either be announcing or he'd be in the thing. I think the.
[70:46]
Speaker 2
There'd be some political people in the audience I'm not gonna name.
[70:49]
Speaker 1
Yeah, there would be some very high end political people, because UFC rallies are now basically their rallies.
[70:55]
Speaker 2
Yep.
[70:56]
Speaker 1
So we could get all those. Yeah, all those could be happening, sure.
[70:58]
Speaker 2
Yeah. So now we have an angry gorilla in the middle of a UFC cage who's won. Then he's gonna get loose. See, I'm going with this.
[71:09]
Speaker 1
I see where you're going with this.
[71:10]
Speaker 2
This is a show I'd watch.
[71:12]
Speaker 1
Gotcha. This is at the end, is it? So, so what you're saying is at the end of this, the gorilla just gets. And it turns into a King Kong moment. It's King Kong ripping off the shackles and then being free in the middle of.
[71:23]
Speaker 2
Man, he was shackled the whole time.
[71:25]
Speaker 1
And still killed everybody in King Kong.
[71:27]
Speaker 2
Oh, I meant.
[71:28]
Speaker 1
No, I'm using. No, no, I'm using from the imagery of King Kong.
[71:32]
Speaker 2
That's the whole thing.
[71:34]
Speaker 1
The cage itself is that.
[71:35]
Speaker 2
Yeah, No, I think actually it'd be way funnier if we. If somebody, I don't know who just walks up and unlocks the cage and lets him walk out. Yeah, I think that would be great. I don't know who that person's gonna be. Yeah, you gotta be pretty brave.
[71:48]
Speaker 1
Yeah, be pretty. But you gotta be braver than the guys running up on the gorilla to.
[71:52]
Speaker 2
Just be like, oh, like all the dead bodies scattered in the cage. Yeah, he walks up.
[71:56]
Speaker 1
Well, eventually. Eventually the gorilla is standing on top a mound of bodies.
[72:01]
Speaker 2
Yes.
[72:01]
Speaker 1
And just punching as people are running towards it. And you get that imagery that you see in, like, war movies. Warhammer does this a lot where there's like the lone space marine standing a pop a pile of tyranids as these crazy space bugs are coming at them. He has a chain sword and he's this massive guy and he's like. That is Warhammer, by the way, is who would win in a fight.
[72:26]
Speaker 2
Warhammer would win in a fight.
[72:28]
Speaker 1
No, no, Warhammer is who would win in a fight. Like, that is the. The concept, like, war gaming in general.
[72:33]
Speaker 2
Oh, okay. So who would win in a fight is like a game in all kinds of ways.
[72:39]
Speaker 1
In many different ways.
[72:40]
Speaker 2
Got it.
[72:41]
Speaker 1
Like, who would win in a fight? It's just I'm like, unlocking stuff. So, like, war gaming was created as a way for. To be like, hey, would a army of dragoons.
[72:51]
Speaker 2
Mm.
[72:52]
Speaker 1
Be able to be cannons? Yeah, right. And then the guys would be like, oh, you know, they had this conversation. Finally one guy was like, well, what if I wrote dice rules for this? And we got rulers out and we did these things. Like Dungeons and Dragons is who would win in a fight. It just eventually we created tieflings and the bisexuals took over. Like, that is like, at the end of the day, like Dungeons and Dragons is who would win in a fight? Some wizard or a dragon. And where are they? They're in a dungeon. Well, why are they fighting? There's gold. Like, that is all of this is who would win in a fight?
[73:26]
Speaker 2
I think maybe. Maybe female feminine culture. I don't know. The way to put it is like, maybe we do have this, but it's not. It's like, who would win is more.
[73:40]
Speaker 1
Like, who would bake a better cake?
[73:42]
Speaker 2
No. Oh, God. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Misogyny.
[73:45]
Speaker 1
No, I'm just asking, like, I'm trying to think of, like, it's more of a contest instead of teams.
[73:48]
Speaker 2
No, I was thinking more of like Paris Hilton. Lindsay Lohan in the early aughts is like, they hate each other. They're talking. We're all watching it online on the new Internet and we're like, oh, who's going to be the next. Who's going to say the next mean thing? Who's going to do the next mean thing?
[74:04]
Speaker 1
Yeah, but that's looking at punch for punch, not who is going to eventually be the victor. And I think that's the whole part. It's like, who would be who would be the. The end all. What's the end? Yeah, I think we're looking more to what's the end and like 100 men versus one gorilla. The one thing I want to come back on with this is I've seen very few. I see a lot of people who said the gorilla instantly because they think and they view of how vicious the, the, the, the first bunch of deaths are gonna be.
[74:31]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[74:32]
Speaker 1
But eventually like a hundred men is a lot.
[74:35]
Speaker 2
I think that the girl. I think I understand what you're saying.
[74:37]
Speaker 1
Yeah.
[74:38]
Speaker 2
I think a hunt. The reason I say girl immediately is not because I think that the girl is eventually gonna get tired. He is right. Or they are. I think that 100 men are not going to be organized enough to figure it out.
[74:53]
Speaker 1
That comes up a lot. And the scattering because of like the fear and everything else. But again, I have to keep bringing it back to. We have to turn in many of these, these arguments. The men themselves become robots. They become NPCs from a video game. In the conversations and in this. You have to have a Mr. Beast style murderer character. Who is overseeing this? Who is the game master?
[75:18]
Speaker 2
Yes.
[75:19]
Speaker 1
Who if you try to flee from the gorilla, you are also then killed.
[75:23]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[75:23]
Speaker 1
And then the gorilla gets the point. Like that's the thing that I think people keep leaving out is like, I like you adding in the guys who go on. Going on Instagram live be like, yeah, that's right. Tomorrow night I'm a fuck up that gorilla. And it's been brought to you by Gamer Sub. I used my game used Gamer Sub Fart Dream. That's how I've been training for this every single day. Use my promo code, Andrew Tate. You know what I mean? Like whatever. Like these are. That's, that's a. That's a cool part.
[75:53]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[75:54]
Speaker 1
And that will kill 20 men. Yes, instantly.
[75:56]
Speaker 2
That's the first 20 men that maybe we don't like so much.
[76:00]
Speaker 1
That's the first 20, though.
[76:01]
Speaker 2
If I take out the Tate brothers with a gorilla before Romania does.
[76:06]
Speaker 1
I do like the idea of using 100 men versus gorilla. As if we're gonna bring back the death penalty, which apparently we are big time in a big way. It was announced yesterday. I. Terrifying. But this is hard for you guys to hear this, but on April 30th, that was the Attorney General brought up. Yeah, we're gonna bring it. We're gonna do a lot of that.
[76:24]
Speaker 2
Great, Cool.
[76:26]
Speaker 1
That part of it then. Yeah, let's. Let's make it entertaining. Let's, let's Go ahead. If I have to live in a horror show, Right. If I have to live in neo fascist new Rome.
[76:35]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[76:36]
Speaker 1
Then let's at least have some good time. Let's market it a little bit better. Right? Put a jersey on the gorilla.
[76:44]
Speaker 2
No, I like where my ideas go.
[76:48]
Speaker 1
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't turn your back on it now. Don't be like the creators of Mother's Day and turn your back.
[76:53]
Speaker 2
I'm going to be like the creator of the curry and be like, I think I made a mistake.
[76:57]
Speaker 1
I think I've ruined the world.
[76:58]
Speaker 2
I think I've ruined the world.
[76:59]
Speaker 1
No, no. What I'm saying is this is brought to you by gorilla Glue.
[77:03]
Speaker 2
I wish. Love some gorilla glue.
[77:06]
Speaker 1
I'm telling you right now. I think that if you go into this, I think. I think go even more crass capitalist to the point where it's like rollerball.
[77:15]
Speaker 2
Yeah.
[77:15]
Speaker 1
Like, it goes to this whole other level. The decapitation of the day brought to you by Diet Pepsi.
[77:24]
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[78:27]
Speaker 1
You know, I think we learned a lot this week.
[78:28]
Speaker 2
What did we learn?
[78:30]
Speaker 1
Number one, that a hundred men could beat a gorilla.
[78:33]
Speaker 2
That's not true.
[78:34]
Speaker 1
I think 100 men could beat a gorilla. But number two, we've learned about the shifting ways of kind of how people, you know, are signaling to each other.
[78:44]
Speaker 2
Yeah. By the way they dress and the way they act.
[78:47]
Speaker 1
Yeah. And like their interests and things like that. And how they're. How they're cutting across and how it's changed generationally and I think a big part of that is going to be looked at in a post 2020 landscape.
[78:56]
Speaker 2
Yeah. You know what else I think we learned? I think we learned that ball health is super important, especially if the gorilla is going to rip it off.
[79:03]
Speaker 1
Dick rip, dick rip, dick rip. That's where we need to learn. I think that's what we need to learn. But we don't. Say thank you to all of our sponsors this week and also especially all of our patreons who joined us over at pearlmania500.net thank you guys so much for joining us for another fun week. We have a Deep Dive episode next week.
[79:22]
Speaker 2
Next week. We're a classic.
[79:23]
Speaker 1
It's a classic.
[79:24]
Speaker 2
Classic deep dive.
[79:26]
Speaker 1
And it's gonna be a good time and you guys are gonna really, really enjoy it. It's gonna bring a little bit of merriment to your life.
[79:31]
Speaker 2
Yeah, we're doing somebody nice tonight. Very good vibes.
[79:35]
Speaker 1
Good, good vibes only. And I feel like this podcast actually had some good vibes this week. I think it did.
[79:41]
Speaker 2
Yeah. It's some weird vibes for sure.
[79:43]
Speaker 1
It definitely.
[79:44]
Speaker 2
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[79:46]
Speaker 1
You never. You said, was it large, big loads?
[79:48]
Speaker 2
Big, thick loads? I don't know.
[79:49]
Speaker 1
Fat loads.
[79:50]
Speaker 2
Fat loads.
[79:51]
Speaker 1
Fat loads.
[79:52]
Speaker 2
Clips.
[79:53]
Speaker 1
Well, if you guys made it all the way to the end of this episode and when you get down the comments and write Pearl Mania, thank you for your fat loads.
[80:00]
Speaker 2
No, absolutely.
[80:01]
Speaker 1
You don't want that.
[80:02]
Speaker 2
No.
[80:03]
Speaker 1
Say Mrs. Pearl Mania. No, no, no. Write in the comments. Fat loads. See you next week. Too many frauds and too many scammers that we wish weren't real. Too many cons and too many spammers and we're starting to feel like we've got too many tabs.
[80:25]
Speaker 2
Open it.
[80:27]
Speaker 1
Too many tabs. Remember to smile.
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