REVEALED: CONSPIRACY of the GOSSIP to MAGA Pipeline | TMT 162

Summary

Podcast Summary:

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Episode 162: REVEALED: CONSPIRACY of the GOSSIP to MAGA Pipeline
Release Date: February 1, 2026
Hosts: Alex (Pearlmania500) & Mrs. P

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Overview

In this episode, the hosts Alex and Mrs. P take a deep dive into the "gossip to MAGA pipeline": a surprising pathway in which pop culture gossip content, especially from influencer "House Inhabit" (Jessica Reed Krause), transforms into a gateway for right-wing and alt-right ideologies. They trace House Inhabit's journey from self-styled liberal mommy blogger to influential far-right substacker and MAGA propagandist, highlighting the broader pattern of celebrity gossip and influencer culture serving as pipelines into reactionary politics. The episode is rich with anecdotes, media analysis, and biting commentary about the current media landscape, the weaponization of conspiracy, and influencer grifts.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Defining the “Gossip-to-Alt-Right” Pipeline

• Traditional Pipelines Discussed: The hosts note the commonly discussed "crunchy mom," MMA dude, alpha male, and gamer pipelines into right-wing movements.
• Mrs. P's Core Theory: Gossip and pop culture, typically lampooned as “women’s stories,” are weaponized to slide audiences into reactionary content.
  • “She leads people to the alt right pipeline through gossip. And here's the thing, okay? I don't think gossip is bad. I think gossip has a bad rap.” — Mrs. P [02:03]
• Gendered Double Standard:
  • "When women are telling stories to each other... it's gossip and it's bad ... But when men gossip with each other, it's, you know, they're just telling lore." — Mrs. P [02:11]
  • "Yeah, it's lore, it's myth, it can even just be called the news." — Alex [02:54]

2. Case Study: House Inhabit / Jessica Reed Krause

2.1 Early Career: Liberal Mommy Blogger

• Began with the blog "MA Books," branding herself as "not like other mommy bloggers."
  • "She was posting her progressive values and she announced, like, openly that she was a registered Democrat. Okay, this will come into play." — Mrs. P [08:54]
  • Promoted Hillary Clinton in 2016 and encouraged followers to share voting outfits (#ImWithHer).
  • Noted growing "weariness" with "the wokes" by 2018, particularly around the Kavanaugh hearings.
    • "As the mother of four boys, she's worried about them being falsely accused." — Mrs. P [09:36]

2.2 Pandemic Radicalization (2020 Onward)

• COVID restrictions fuel resentment; began attacking liberals and medical expertise for “martial law” over skate park closures.
  • "Specifically, she described it as martial law when she couldn't take her sons to the skate park." — Mrs. P [11:08]
• 2020: Declares for Trump, blames Democrats for pandemic woes.

2.3 Shift to Gossip, Conspiracies, and Substack Stardom

• Launches "House Inhabit" and pivots to “journalism” via Substack.
  • Presents herself as anti-censorship, free speech crusader: “Pop culture deep dives mingle with quality conspiracy theories, lifestyle highlights and trending water cooler gossip.” [16:19]
  • Grows to over 450,000 Substack subscribers.

2.4 Candace Owens as Catalyst

• Describes Candace Owens as “core Gossip Girly” and influence, with her husband’s affinity for Owens precipitating a marriage crisis and her own political shift.
  • "Candace Owens saved her marriage." — Mrs. P [20:00]
  • Multiple, conflicting narratives around this turning point emerge (including accusations of supporting transphobia).

2.5 Pipeline to MAGA and Conspiracism

• Develops obsession with the Ghislaine Maxwell trial, expressing sympathy for Maxwell, blaming victims, and launching harassment campaigns on Instagram.
  • "She starts to develop sympathy for Ghislaine Maxwell ... an unwilling Epstein enabler who is just taking the fall for more powerful abusers." — Mrs. P [23:09]
• Merchandise: Wears and posts “Free Ghislaine” T-shirts and Epstein mugs.
• Attacks on celebrity abuse victims (Amber Heard, Harvey Weinstein’s accusers, Armie Hammer accusers), consistently blaming women/victims.

2.6 Political Surrogacy and RFK Jr. Campaign

• Embedded with RFK Jr’s campaign, leveraging influencer status to promote him, traveling and chronicling the campaign.
  • RFK Jr. serves as transitional figure for "anti-Biden, anti-Trump" influencers before aligning with Trump.
  • "RFK was always going to be that. He was never going to win...and you could always spend the rest of your life going, well, I voted for RFK, so I. I'm not any of these evil people." — Alex [45:33]

2.7 Suing Meta & “Censorship” Grievance

• House Inhabit and RFK Jr. jointly sue Meta for “censorship” after posts are removed; lawsuit fails (posts were flagged/deleted for policy/algorithm reasons, briefly, then restored).
  • Hilariously, her “shadow banning” is attributed to posts threatening to spank her own child over masks, not politics.
  • "She is pipelining herself into psychosis." — Alex [56:00]

2.8 Platforming and Tribal Infighting

• Appears with Tim Pool in the midst of right-wing influencer fractures (vs. Candace Owens); participates in the “Fall of Candace Owens” episode.
• Ongoing paranoia about moderation, “independent journalism,” alternate media, and “the great awakening.”

3. Meta Commentary: Influencer Grifts & Citizen Journalism

• The hosts problematize the notion of citizen journalism, contrasting real reporting with House Inhabit’s aggregation and reframing of content.
  • "At the end of the day, she isn't going and deep diving ... it's aggregation." — Alex [72:21]
• Escalating grifts and data harvesting: Sponsoring ICE “thank you” campaigns, using “sponsored” Instagram stories to collect follower data for right-wing campaigns.
  • "That's literally a data collection scrape." — Alex [86:05]

4. Notable Quotes & Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote/Topic | |-----------|---------|-------------| | 02:11 | Mrs. P | "[Gossip is] storytelling by and to women ... therefore it is hated." | | 16:19 | Mrs. P | Reading House Inhabit’s self-description: “Pop culture deep dives mingle with quality conspiracy theories, lifestyle highlights and trending water cooler gossip.” | | 20:00 | Mrs. P | "Candace Owens saved her marriage." | | 23:09-23:43 | Mrs. P & Alex | Sympathy for Ghislaine Maxwell, “magnetism and an electric presence.”; “She describes the Riz Maxwell as an unwilling Epstein enabler...” | | 28:16 | Alex | “Her favorite shirt is Free Jelane.” | | 30:16 | Mrs. P | "This is when she starts describing herself as an independent reporter. Specifically, an unbiased independent reporter." | | 35:20 | Mrs. P | "Jess actually started such a bullying campaign against [Danny Masterson victim] Chrissy Bixler..." | | 44:50–45:42 | Alex & Mrs. P | On RFK Jr. influencers: "RFK Jr. was always going to be that..." | | 56:01 | Alex | "She is pipelining herself into psychosis." | | 64:53 | Mrs. P | "I want to remain untethered to any party if I'm going to track politics as a career." | | 73:34-74:03 | Mrs. P & Alex | "Do you remember this infamous picture of all these influencers holding binders of Epstein files?" ... “That, that red hat. That's her in the red hat that says like Trump was right about everything.” | | 87:25 | Mrs. P | House Inhabit Instagram story: “I wish there was a way to block pronouns from following me. Lol.” | | 87:41 | Mrs. P | “The meanest people on the Internet are she, hers. Put it on a shirt.” |

5. Ongoing & Current Drama

• House Inhabit currently under fire for silence on Minnesota events/Federal ICE operations, accused of supporting ICE via sponsored posts.
• Claims apolitical detachment (“didn’t vote” for anyone in 2024) while acting as de facto campaign media for RFK Jr./Trump.
• Active Instagram stories railing against "pronouns" and “the meanest people on the Internet are she, hers.”

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Memorable Moments & Running Gags

• "The Board": Reference to true crime-style evidence boards for conspiracy mapping, evoking the way gossip morphs into dangerous conspiracy narrative.
• Apology Wall: Banter about Ashton/Mila apology wall parallels influencer public shaming and accountability rituals.
• Animal Crossing vs. Animal Farm: Running joke about misnaming “Animal Crossing” as “Animal Farm,” linking gaming, fascism, and pandemic coping.
• Structured Hats & Sunflowers: Gags on influencer aesthetics and Nord Cal vs. Utah vibes.
• Saffron Latte Grift: Mrs. P's deep-dive into turmeric/saffron supplement site highlights the broader “wellness to reactionary” pipeline.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Gossip as Stigmatized Storytelling [02:00–03:10]
• The Candace Owens Pivot [14:14–20:29]
• The Maxwell/Depp/Masterson Pipeline [22:09–35:34]
• Substack, Censorship Lawsuit, and Right-Wing Infighting [44:00–57:50]
• Press Passes and The Trumpian Binders [73:12–74:51]
• ICE Data Scraping & Current Instagram Drama [85:09–87:54]

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Takeaways

• Pop culture gossip spaces are not only ripe for pipeline radicalization—they serve as soft gateway drugs for misogyny, conspiracy, and far-right/Trumpist politics, especially when wielded by “independent journalists” like House Inhabit.
• The gendered language around gossip, storytelling, and news both disguises and enables these influencer grifts.
• Modern “citizen journalism” increasingly means recycled, emotionally engaging aggregation, often built on harassment, victim-blaming, or culture war bait.
• The pipeline is no longer a straight line; even those “just asking questions” or trying to be "unbiased" can, and often do, wind up in MAGA-world.
• The grifts multiply—data harvesting, wellness scams, and “free speech” defenses—which ultimately serve a reactionary political machine.

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Conclusion

Alex and Mrs. P close with a refusal to let influencer grifters and "citizen journalists" off the hook for the role they play in this landscape, emphasizing the need for real accountability, transparency, and the recognition that platforms like House Inhabit are not neutral tellers of truth, but deeply embedded propagandists. The episode ends as all Too Many Tabs episodes do: overwhelmed, exhausted, and reminding listeners to smile, despite the abundance of frauds, scams, and open tabs.

Transcript

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

You're going to want to get ready for this episode. It goes in places you can't Even imagine because Mrs. P opened up so many tabs that the board came back, the wall fell down, and every celebrity scandal of the last six years became incredibly important and bleak. Today on Too Many Times, remember to smile. Welcome to Too Many Tabs, a podcast where a husband and wife duo sit next to each other at a table. So what are we talking about this week?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Mrs. We're talking about gossip.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Gossip?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yes. I want to talk about the gossip to alt right pipeline.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, that's a different one.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

We've.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

We've talked a lot in the past of, like, the crunchy mom to alt right pipeline. Right. We've talked a lot in the past of, like, the. The MMA Dude Bro Alpha Male podcast. We've talked a lot about how video games and GamerGate and the YouTube algorithm itself was an alt right pipeline. But you're saying that there's a pipeline for gossip?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yes, and I think that not enough people talk about it, which is why I started deep diving into it.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

So we're going to gossip about how gossip turns you into a white supremacist?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Basically, yes. No, not all gossip.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay? Not all gossip.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Not all gossip.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Hashtag not all gossip.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, no, I don't want to hashtag this early in the episode.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Well, we're going to. We already have.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So listen, the idea, this is where this started. Candace Owens.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, okay, no, hear me out.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

When people think about Candace Owens, they think about her as like a political commentator, right? She's like, was on the Ben Shapiro network. She talked about the politics, all this. But at her core, she's a Gossip Girly. She talks about Blake Lively. She talks about all the different things that are going on in pop culture, and that's how she gets a lot of her listeners and followers. She talks about pop culture. So there's shorts all over social media on the different platforms, and then people, you know, log in to listen to her. And then as she starts talking and she leans away from just pop culture gossip, suddenly she's talking about the president of France's wife and her gender. You know what I mean?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She leads people to the alt right pipeline through gossip. And here's the thing, okay? I don't think gossip is bad. I think gossip has a bad rap.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It does.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I think that gossip historically is. Is storytelling by and to women, right? And so therefore, it is hated. It is. People talk about how it's bad to gossip, and it's a Bad thing. And. But like men, when men are telling stories, number one, they call it storytelling. When men tell stories, You're Dan Patterson filling up a library. Men tell stories about a football game over the radio and they're, you know, they're just announcers. So it's like when women are telling stories to each other about lived experiences and things that are happening and interpersonal relationships. And interpersonal relationships. It's. Oh, that's. It's gossip and it's bad and it's shameful and it's potentially a sin. But when men gossip with each other, it's, you know, they're just telling lore.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, it's lore. It's myth, it's. It can even just be called the news.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, exactly.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I think. And a big part of that is also based on those relationships because it's. It's a communication thing about how men care about intrapersonal relationships versus women care about interpersonal relationships and like the difference in the play and all those different.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Exactly.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. And real quick, one thing about Candace Owens in particular. There is a famous video of Candace Owens and Charlie Kirk, okay. Drawing a chart on a whiteboard for Kanye West.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, no.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And they are explaining to Kanye that politics is downstream of culture.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Culture will always be upstream from politics. Whether it can control culture and control politics.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That's the reason why you'll see so many failed cultural icons. Nicki Minaj suddenly pretend and jump into some of these right wing movements.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Because they're trying to take their cultural clout and turn it political.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And that's what the politicians and especially these right wing figures really want to do. And this is what Candace Owens has been super good about.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. And. But then Nicki Minaj has that bad wig now. See what happens?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

You explained hard wigs to me and now I can't not see them.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I can't. I can't not see.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I am a goth office gossip.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

No, you are. You're right.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Tell you about this Hardwick.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She showed up hand in hand with that. With that dementia dictator. Right? And the first thing I said, I said, that's a hard wig. Oh, my God, that's a lot of tape. Oh, no one likes her anymore. She's broke, bro.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Broke, Broke.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That's Nicki Minaj. But this isn't about Nicki Minaj.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No, this is. It's about gossip. Gossip influencer. Okay, so I found this gossip influencer.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Not Candace Owens.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No, but Candace Owens does show up.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, got it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Don't worry. We're not just not going to talk about Candace.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Listen, I'm putting her in the thumbnail. Candace Owens is going in the thumbnail. At the minimum.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, for sure, for sure. We're using her for a CEO.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

If Tim Pool can. Yeah, SEO. If Tim Pool can put Candace Owens in the thumbnail, I can put Candace Owens in the thumbnail.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Sure.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Because Tim Pool is the boot.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

The bald guy?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, he claims he's the boot now.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, whatever, dude. I have, like, a cheapy boot from Kohl's.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

No, no, no. We'll run the clip real fast, okay? When these people come out, go. Tim's a bootlicker for defending ice. I'm like, no, no, you misunderstand. It's my boots. It' I voted for them. I'm wearing the boot. I'm stomping on the ground. He's not even the boot. He's not even the boot. He is the promo code for the boot. I just want to point that out. Tim. Tim, you are not a big man, okay? This is about gossip, by the way. Goes back to your topic. I keep. I'm already taking us on a wrong spin.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, so I found this lady who's a gossip influencer, okay? And she. I found her online, and then I said, oh, my God, what am I looking at here? What is this? And then I, of course, went back to her history and tried to find out all the things I could.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Got it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And course, I found, like, a whole Reddit page about her, and I found hours and hours of content of people picking her apart and being like, yo, this is crazy. Look at all the things this lady does. And then I did it. And then I got lost in the sauce and the tabs.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, no, you got. You got stuck in your own little tabby locale.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I want to go through this lady, because she pipelined herself first and foremost, I think.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Really?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I think she pipelined herself, and then she brought her followers along.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Got it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So she. And now she flies on planes with RFK Jr. No.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She flies with the river and the canyon for the harvest.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, okay. So listen.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Her handle on the Internet is house inhabit.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, I don't like that.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, House inhabit. Her real name is Jessica Reed Krause, but her name online is both terrible. Yeah, they're not great names.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

House inhabit. Yeah, in.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, in. Like, she's in.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. I keep thinking house and habit.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No, that would make more sense.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It would make more sense. But I guess she, like, inhabits the house.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She inhabits the house. Because she started out as, like, a lifestyle guru, right? So she's doing, like, home decor, stuff like that. She's also very, like, Cal, Northern California lifestyle mommy blogger. A lot of open concept wood.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

A lot is this structured hats and sunflowers.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

It's less that. It's more. More Gwyneth Paltrow goopy.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. You know what I mean? Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. Yeah, yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, so in 2014, I'm gonna just call her Jess, Not House Inhabit, because that is a tongue twist.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

What's her full name again?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Jessica Reed Krause.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It's just gonna throw. If you use all three names. I don't care. You're a dick. I just immediately. I've never. There's never been somebody where like. And their full name is. No, no, no.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Somebody's gonna comment below. Somebody who, like, we all.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, but not you. Yeah, okay. Leave Philip Seymour Hoffman out of this.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

See?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

All right.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

See, well, he's dead, so he can't say anything. Rest in peace. So Jess launched her first blog, which was called the MA Books. I don't know. She just.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She described she want to be a mommy blogger.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yes.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Big time. It was an online haven for women with brains and a budget. And she said she created it out of disgust for an overly curated mommy blog. And she said they want you to all believe that they're more fashionable and cooler than you. And, like, literally, this is what her content is. She's like, I'm not like the other ones. And then she's doing exactly the same thing.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I'm built different. Yeah, I'm built different. She points to a long line of people that look exactly like her.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No, but exactly.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That's fucking crazy.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So then in, like, 2016, Mob Books website posted Hillary Clinton endorsement.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, okay, so in 2016, she was hashtag, I'm with her.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I'm with her.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

To the point where she created her own hashtag for her readers to allow them the flaunt their stylish outfits that they wore to the polls.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Shut up.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, so it was like, put post your outfit you're wearing to vote in for Vote Hillary and then use her hashtag so we could all look at our cute little voting outfits.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And, you know, it was pantsuits, you know, it was.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, pearls.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

You know, it was every single layer of pants suit possible. Yeah, right. That's crazy.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She was posting her progressive values and she announced, like, openly that she was a registered Democrat. Okay, this will come into play.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

This will come into play. And this is 2016.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

2016. Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

10 years ago. Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So hear me out. She starts to get a little weary of the wokes, if you will.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Pretty early in the game. 2018.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

2018. So she's two years into Trump being president.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. And she's like, these wokes are real annoying.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

They're ruining my nap.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Here's where it really set it off.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

The Supreme Court confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

What?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, because she was watching the Supreme Court, the confirmation hearings about him.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

In which Christine Blasley Ford accused him sexually assaulting her. And Jess wrote that on, like, her blog that she had tried to speak to one of her close friends about her discomfort with the whole believe all women thing because she had known girls in high school who had lied about assaults. And Jess said as the mother of four boys, she's worried about them being falsely accused. And why can't it just be listen to all women? What? Yeah. She's like, we don't need to believe them. Let's just listen to them.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

But you think you have. Okay, okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And then she.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She said in her blog that her friend responded poorly in quotes.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And eventually stopped calling her altogether.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, yeah, I see what it is. Okay. Got it, got it, got it, got it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Wokes, they're the problem.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It was. The wokes was the problem.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And then here's what happened, right?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Kavanaugh became a Supreme Court justice and then voted to remove abortion as a right from America. That's what happened.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Well, no, she didn't care about that. There was a pandemic in 2020.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And she was told that she couldn't do things.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It's called a plan, Demic.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. Stop being pipelined. Okay. I can't help words matter.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

All right? But no. Okay, so 2018, she's like, maybe not all women. And then 2020, she was like, my kid go to Applebee's.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No, but literally, she was like. Her whole thing is that she started getting mad at the Democrats because the Democrats were saying that people should listen to medical expertise.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And she's like, this is basically martial law. Specifically, she described it as martial law when she couldn't take her sons to the skate park.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. So here's one thing I will say.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And this is one thing. There's a. There was a thing at the very beginning of the lockdowns.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I'm not going to say the beginning or end of the pandemic because Covid still out there, and there's still. When we have spikes and all this other different shit. But there were so many things we didn't know.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I would say from mid March through probably, it was like, almost like the entire summer. Yeah. Where I remember us walking to a park just to go walk outside, and everyone was trying to keep their distance and walking past a swing set that was taped off with police tape.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

We didn't quite understand how the COVID was transmitted through the air and when it was really areas that didn't have good ventilation, all this different stuff. And the thing is, is we were in a weird area at time where we had to actually test things.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And there was an entire population of people who were okay with that because of initial marketing. Initial marketing and people for. Keep forgetting we need two weeks to lower the curve was what they were saying. But, like, even that marketing was wrong. Everyone knew, like, most people understood that this was going to be a much longer thing, but people like Jess, who were stupid and have the whole Dunning Kruger thing, where they believe they know more than they actually do.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And if you push back at all, they could even matter about it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

They just went crazy with it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. I mean, I'm going to say this. She has four sons, and she's trapped in her big, giant Northern California house.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And I mean. Yeah. Okay.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

We just spent three days trapped inside with. During a snowstorm with a toddler after.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Being a week trapped inside before that with.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

With colds and everything. Yeah. And I would say that if somebody had showed up at the end of that and be like, all right, and we're gonna go outside, buddy. We're gonna go to the park. And they're like, the park's closed. I would have been like, give me my liberties. What do you mean?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. So she's going crazy.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She's going crazy.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

But in 2020, she tells all of her, like, followers on the Internet that she's voting for Trump because the Dems are being overbearing.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. Even though Trump was the president.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Who was the one whose White House was pushing a lot of these policies.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

He didn't want to.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

He didn't want to.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

He didn't like it.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. He was being forced. Here's one thing I will say, and to keep in mind, she's living in California, and California is. Is a Democratic state.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Which had Gavin Newsom, governor.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yep.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And then also just by her local, Everything that's happening there. So she's looking and see. She's seeing Democrats in California.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She's the rest of the country.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. She's going to blame Democrats for everything the rest of the country is staring at the president letting PPE rot as his son in law is selling it like it's beachfront property in Gaza.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I forgot that he was sold all that stuff.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. Jared Kushner sold a lot of the personal protective equipment that we needed for our hospitals.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Wow.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And then also himself was speaking out against many of the lockdown things and policies that we should have at the time, which again led to even more further influx. Like. Like Donald Trump is personally responsible for the death of over a million Americans. And we've never actually like, physically dealt process with that.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

There's no time to process it because he's still murdering Americans. Yeah, well, anyway, this isn't about that. This is about celebrity gossip.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That's right. That's right. We're talking about house and habit.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, so Jess. I'm gonna call her Jess.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Jess.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She starts getting into celebrity gossip and who hasn't been there?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I too love celebrity gossip because she's.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She's locked in the house.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She's locked in the house. I guess she's not into sourdough or bread making or anything.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Or playing. What was the. Animal Farm. Right. She's not playing Animal Farm. She gets in the celebrity gossip.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Animal Crossing. Animal Farm is a book about fascism.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Right, right.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Same thing. Honestly.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Honestly. You know what? Fine.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Mrs. Pierce playing animal Farm on my.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

On the. Yeah, I'm using the. The game to play Animal Farm.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

The neighbors. It's dark.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It's a dark, dark.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

You think your Sims dying in a pool alone is dark? Why don't you come to my Animal Crossing game? We're playing.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I will say the one thing. Mrs. P used animal Crossing as her simulator for a working world. That's how she used it during the pandemic, for sure. The only video game I ever saw her lock in.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And her biggest complaint was, I'm never going to fill this museum. You were just constantly, constantly. You're like this fucking aquarium. Yeah. What do you mean? I have to wait till spring to be able to find a trout.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Also, I was screaming at the. What's his name the whole time because he's just a. Basically a landlord.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, the, the.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

The square. A squirrel, raccoon, whatever he was. Bear. He's. He's basically a landlord. And then there's all these turnips that are just like gambling. I don't know. Listen, the stock market in 2021.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She starts a substack.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, no.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

House inhabit. Started a substack yes.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

That's where House and habit is now. House and Abbott is mostly. Mostly a substack.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. And this is where she can share her quote journalism.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And she likes substack because they don't have moderation. And she likes free speech a lot. Got it.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She's big. Hashtag free speech for me, but not for the person.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. Also, I looked at house inhabit substack right now.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And I wanted to read you the bio that's currently up.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. This is the current bio for her substack.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

It says house in habit, where pop culture deep dives mingle with quality conspiracy theories, lifestyle highlights and trending water cooler gossip.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Quality conspiracy theories.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. Not those. Not those. Not quality conspiracy theories.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Can I tell you something? Yeah. We should just lift that entire thing. Yeah. We should take that entire thing and just put that under our YouTube bio. That's us now.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. Too many tabs. Pop culture deep dives mingled with quality conspiracy theories, lifestyle highlights and trending water cooler gossip.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. And occasionally a man in clown makeup screams about the Roman Republic.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. That's how that goes.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She has over 450,000 subscribers to her substack. Now, not all. Not all of them are paid, but that's how many she has.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

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[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

We love our Brooklyn Bedding mattress.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yes, we do.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I think it saved our marriage.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It saved our marriage. It saved us sleep. It saved my back.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

It saved my sanity.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It did. It also made us realize we needed a new bed frame.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Because the bed. I want to let everybody know when you. When you're dealing with the wintertime and you got that cough, you want to make sure that you're not waking up your partner with it. And the Brooklyn Bedding mattress actually reduced so much of the shake for us that if this had been prior years, it would have been terrible. Brooklyn Bedding also offers 120 night comfort trial. If you don't love your mattress swap or return it hassle free. Try it out and see for yourself. Why Brooklyn Bedding is rated best mattress by CNET. Go to BrooklynBedding.com and use our promo code. Too many at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. That's Brooklyn betting.com promo code T O O M A N Y for 30 off site wide. Support the show and let them know. Too many tabs sent you brooklynbetting.com promo code too many. And we're back. Thank you so much. To that sponsor or you didn't hear anything at all if you joined us on Patreon.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Patreon.com Pearlmania500 or Pearlmania500.net where we do not have 450,000 subscribers like this lady.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yet.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yet.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

New goal, Ben. Goal beat. This lady's the new goal.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Like and subscribe YouTube. Come join us on Patreon. I need. I need to have more influence in this woman. And you'll. You'll know why by the end of this episode.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, so here's the thing. I found a substack post that she made in like 2024 ish.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And she shared that around this time during the pandemic, she was scrolling on Instagram and she saw that her husband congratulated Candace Owens on Candace Owens wedding photos that she posted on Instagram.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. So when Candace Owens met her husband and then got married, like three weeks later, very suspiciously, Jess's husband went and wrote, congratulations.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, congratulations.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

On Instagram.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And this, at the time, caused conflict in their marriage because she's still identifying as a liberal, and her husband's, like, appreciation for this conservative influencer felt like a betrayal.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Right, Got it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

However, she would later post and even say on a podcast that Candace Owens saved her marriage. Jess discussed how her husband's perspective on Candace Owens eventually influenced her in her own political shift. And she wrote that Owens was a catalyst for her, quote, online liberation, and that her husband helped her see beyond the liberal mainstream media narrative.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

So this whole lady got pipelined by Candace Owens is what she's saying. Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Or she's trying to save her marriage by liking Candace Owens because her husband likes Candace Owens.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

So she's being a pick me in her own house.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I did find a different article, okay. Where Jess tells a different version of events. Okay, yeah, so there's this. I think it was the New Yorker. I don't remember. But she says that Jess discovered her husband had left four clapping hand emojis on a transphobic post by Candace Owens.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, my God.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And then Jess and her husband get into a heated argument, which ended with her outside in the driveway in her bathrobe, yelling at him like a Mad woman. And she said, quote, when I lose all my jobs, we know who to blame.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Really?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yes.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

So she was. So. She was like, I am liberal on paper, so that way I get money.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. She's like, you're going to hurt the brand because somebody is going to see you leaving clap emojis on Candace Owens post. And they're going to think that I'm not a lib.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And I got lib followers.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's incredible. Yeah, that's incredible. It's so telling. That's so fucking telling of what a bag of shit she is. Yeah. And real fast. Trans rights are human rights. Fuck you if you don't believe it. The. The biggest. Because this is the thing say also, it doesn't even narrow down the posts.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh. On a transphobic Candace Owens post. Which one is it?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

All of them.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Which one is it?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

All of them.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

All right. Was it about Brigitte Macron? Like, come on. Like this.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I don't know.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

This is fucking insane.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So Jess becomes obsessed with. This is around 2021, the Ghislaine Maxwell trial.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, Jelaine, Jelaine. Oh, the board.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No, bring out the board.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

The board is calling me.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No, shh. No board. No talking to him. Now, Jess becomes obsessed with this Maxwell trial, watching it obsessively and writing on her blog all the time about it. Right. And her husband, I believe, because he gets tired of hearing about it, suggests that she just go to New York to see it live. And she does. She books a hotel, she flies to New York and she gets up early so she can be in the courtroom.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Babe, you can join the studio audience.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. Literally, she goes to a case about sex trafficking and she treats it like a studio audience.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Now here's what happens.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She. This is my opinion. Okay. It seems like she starts to develop sympathy for Ghislaine Maxwell.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. She starts describing her as having magnetism and an electric presence.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Isn't she sitting there silent how like it's a court case. She's sitting there silently like this. As they list off the fact that she was trafficking young women and girls. Does not that some of them were of a few of them were overage, but it was mostly underage girls to a series to a cabal of pedophile billionaires.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And she's like, wow, she really. Magnetism magnetic.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She describes the Riz Maxwell as an unwilling Epstein enabler who is just taking the fall for more powerful abusers.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. This is one of those situations where again, she is. That is partially true. Okay. Ghislaine Maxwell is the only person who has been tried.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yep.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Directly having to do with the entire Epstein scandal.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And there we know for a fact that there are hundreds, if not a thousand men out there who should be also tried.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, but they can't. They're busy working in the White House.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yes, that's true.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So this is.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

But. But this isn't. Because that doesn't mean that Jelaine should be the. She's such a tragic figure. What the fuck are you talking about? So what house do you inhabit? The Catholic Church.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She thinks Maxwell is a scapegoat, and she made this post on Instagram. Also, I need to say we're gonna talk about Instagram stories a lot. This. So much of this is either on her blog or on Instagram stories. Those are the only ways she's communicating, really. She does, like, posts on her main grid, but she loves an Instagram story, which is crazy.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, I guess. Here's the thing. It's like, I. I left Instagram for a very long time. I came back in 2023. I have my account now, but I don't like stories. Yep. Some people, like, obsess over Instagram stories. I've just never gotten into them. I'm a main grid girl.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I love Instagram stories. I scroll that all day long.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I don't ever go into it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

You know what's annoying, though? The Instagram, like, algorithm, the way they work the stories now is that the. The, like, let's say the first six people you look at, you're only really ever gonna see those first six people. So you have to kind of like scroll down and then hit the other circle so that they're moving around your feed. Because if not, it's only gonna show you the same, like, six people over and over again. And, like, it's. It's weird because they want to put all the ads in between.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

So that explains. Explains why it doesn't show me my one friend who posts 35 stories. And like. And when you open it up and there's just, like, little dashes at the top, I'm like, ah, buddy. Oh, no. But also, I also just when they. Ever since they added the repost button. Yeah, I'm a big. I'm a.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

You're big into repost.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I love a repost on Tick Tock. And on Instagram, I go in there, all right, she died. Rip to the. Rip to the goat.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So speaking of goats, we have a scapegoat.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That's right. Jalene Maxwell.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

This is the image, but to pop it up there, that she posted on her stories. Also, she does blame the victims a lot.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She blames the victims.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, because you don't believe all women. You just listen.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

We're just listening to this.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Is that. Because that was a whole thing. That's the reason why her friendship ended.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Here's one of the stories she.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Because I listened to a woman one. Just one of them, and I believe her.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yep, that's true. I do believe this is one of this. One of the Instagram stories she posted.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

It says the cycle continues. New lawsuits start to expose wider knowledge of the network. Investigations stretch, putting big names at risk right before payoffs stop and silence everything moving forward. At the end of it, victims are still working to cover up for all these powerful men, while Ghislaine Maxwell remains the only face behind bars paying the price for these crimes.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Well, now she's playing. But now she gets to play with puppies. And it's okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

We cannot jump ahead. She doesn't know this. At this.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I know, I know. Well, she know. Listen, there's a. There's a. I'm getting a feeling in this that she's working towards that because there is so much in this that what she just said is such bullshit, because she's taking exactly what you're seeing and she's flipping it on its fucking head. Yeah, she's looking at. It was. It's like going outside and being like, huh, Mostly cloudy. Be like. I think you mean partly sunny.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Fudge you.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

But also the statement at the end of it, victims are still working to cover up for all these powerful men. It's so he's acting like it's not the prosecutors, the government, everybody else that's covering up for these.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

The powerful men themselves.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, they're the ones covering it up. It's not the victims doing the COVID up. Yeah, okay, so, like, she's. That's what I mean. She's blaming the victims. Also, look at this mug.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

What?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She's drinking coffee out of that mug.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

What does that mug say?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Look close.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Is that Epstein?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, she's drinking coffee out of an Epstein mug.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

All right, you know what? If she gets to have a mug, I get to have the board. Okay, the board is back. All right? She's trying to claim that this is the only one. Yeah, this is the only one. So all these other fucking people should be let go.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, that's kind of what she's saying.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, that's what she's implying.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

In my opinion. In my opinion.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, in her opinion.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. So this is a picture of her in her favorite shirt.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Does that say Free Delane?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She actually says that this is her favorite shirt. By the way, that's not me.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Her favorite shirt is Free Jelane. Yeah, free.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And you can't Prolific, because nobody else named that.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

The prolific pedophile trafficker. Yeah, Jelaine.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

The only house this lady should inhabit is a prison house.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Hello? Hello? It's Mrs. P from the future. She's in the files. House in habit is in the Epstein files. More have been released, as I'm sure you know. And Jessica Krause is listed multiple times in so many pages. She's in the files. The victims reached out to the FBI multiple times. Multiple victims begging the FBI to step in and get house inhabitants to stop bullying them. From her friggin blog and transmission, the Maxwell verdict comes in. Baba ba ba ba ba. She needs new content. Okay. Who? What? She's got to write this up. Stack, babe. She got to write.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I get. Okay, so. Okay. I already could already feel this a little bit.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She is doing devil's advocate.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

What?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She's doing devil's advocate because she's looking at the rest of the market and going, the rest of the market is saying that Ghislaine Maxwell is an evil person and that the entire Epstein saga should indict more men and all these other things should be happening. And she's clearly guilty of every single thing that she did. And she was Epstein's girlfriend. And she also was connected to all these rich and powerful people. Here's a picture of her at Chelsea Clinton's wedding. Anyway, all those different things, but she's like actually. Hashtag Freejelane.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. But also, let's talk about Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, let's not.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Well, this is what the next big chunk of her sub stack is going to be about.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, God, this was such a pipeline moment. Yeah, this was. This was. This was a huge.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

This is when she starts describing herself as an independent reporter. Specifically, an unbiased independent reporter.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. And by the way, I know you're going to be so shocked. She was fully Team Depp.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, real fast. Just about Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.

[Jessica Reed Krause (House Inhabit)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I think they were both bad people.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That's kind of where I ended up. By the end of it, I was like, they both kind of suck.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And it was almost to the point where I'm like, I don't know, I feel like this almost cancels itself out.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Well, I also think that when people are victims of abuse, they also abuse. You know what I mean? Like, it happens sometimes. And so, like, whatever Amber was doing, I don't know, she was. It could have been a reaction, it could have been retaliation, it could have been all these things, but at the end of the day, she was still abused.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And so just because you don't like how she responded as a victim or behaved as a victim doesn't mean that what happened or doesn't count, you know? Yeah, but that's really what Depp's PR team spun.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, they really spun everything on about independent reporters.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Like this may be spun.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Big quotes.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, big quotes.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, so Jess shared on her sub stack that she spoke to Johnny Depp personally.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, so she's an unbiased reporter, but she's interviewing one of the subjects directly.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She says that on April 11, which is the same day the trial began, she was introduced to Depp by an old friend in quotes and that she had met this friend on Instagram. I don't know how they're an old friend, but you meet them on Instagram. I don't know how that works. Okay, but this person had seen her Instagram stories about the trial and was like, let me call you. And they, like, set up this phone appointment. Pardon me? So they set up this phone appointment, and while she's talking to this person, she's not going to tell us who it is. While she's talking to this person, another voice comes on the line. A third voice.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Who she describes as needing no introduction because she's saying it was Johnny Depp is on the line. Right. And she goes on to say that Johnny Depp allegedly told her that he trusted her and her writing. Quote, I don't know you, he says, but I know just by the words you use and the aesthetic of your work that I trust you. Jess then reportedly claimed that they Talked for, like, 90 minutes about how Johnny Depp has a tendency to trust the wrong people and that he was lamenting about, quote, the death of journalistic integrity.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Can I. Okay, let's roll back a couple things.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Number one, the aesthetic of your work. Does that mean. Does that mean her. Her Instagram.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

The vibes.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

The vibes of her Instagram.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

North Carolina, Northern California. Northern California vibes.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so he likes that. Structured hats and sunflowers. I told you I called it earlier.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No, structured hats and sunflowers is Utah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

No, it doesn't matter. That's California. Still, it was the same people. People.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

It was the same fucking different energy.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It's the same energy. It's the same. I will fight you on this, and you're going to lose energy. The next thing, he tells her how he does. He trusts all the wrong people. But then he also says how much he trusts her.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

So it's like.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And he also talks about the journalistic integrity.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I'm a terrible judge of character. You're a good person. Yeah, that's what he just said.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Johnny Depp, a terrible judge of character whose best friend is. Wait, let me check. Marilyn Manson. Marilyn Manson. Let's check the notes on what he did. Okay. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. October 2022. Okay, let's do a quick one.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She starts posting about the Danny Masterson trial October 12th.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, so this is after the giant depth one had finally ended.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. And it's. So she needed a new tribe.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She needs new stuff to talk about.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Let me run back real fast. Danny Masterson, that's the guy from that 70s show. He's a scientologist. He salted and did worse women.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And then Ashton Kutcher said some dumb.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And. And Mila Kunis.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yes, yes. In front of that wall.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, no, that was where their apology was.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

They wrote letters saying that Danny Masters a good person, therefore he shouldn't have to be held accountable.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Judge.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And then they. Then they went in front of their apology wall, and that's when everyone's like, wait, do they have an apology wall? Yeah, because they did multiple apologies in front of that wall. That's crazy. We haven't picked one in our house. House yet.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

It's going to be this one.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It'll be this one. This is the apology wall.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

We put a lot of work into putting this wallpaper.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And it's. And the work is falling apart.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, no, no, don't show me.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, no. Gravity second.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, no, the apology wall has fallen.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, no, no.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

The apology is hitting the second.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I don't want to stand up. And then people will know that I'm in gym shorts.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Leave it.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

All right.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. So specifically, she starts calling out the. One of the victims, Chrissy Bixler. And Jess actually started such a bullying campaign against this woman that Chrissy posted on her social medias begging people to report house in habits page. And they did. Like, there was so many reports about this Instagram page that it actually got shut down briefly. And of course then Jess paints herself as a victim.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. So she starts a bullying campaign, she gets shut down for bullying, and then she goes. They're trying to silence me to keep the truth because I'm an independent journalist. Yeah, okay. Never heard that one before. Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So listen, let's take a break, okay.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And I'll fix the wall.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

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[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Well, I'll tell you, I've gotten some really great quarter zips there. And then you got me these really, really nice gloves.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

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[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

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[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

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[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

What?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

You know who Jess doesn't like women. Well, that's really kind of a pattern we're seeing.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

First and foremost. But Governor Gavin Newsom.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She doesn't like Gavin Newsom.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, because remember during the pandemic, he closed down the. The skate parks.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. Yeah. He was the one who was in charge of the lockdown in California. And then people caught him going to dinner.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And then he also performatively read books in a weird way that was really insane.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, I'm not trying to say Gavin Newsom is a good person.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I'm never saying. We're never gonna say.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Never gonna say he's a good person.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And I'm also not gonna yell at you to go ahead and support him now.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Because there's so many. I see this discourse around him already where Gavin Newsom does something stupid. If you're like, Gavin Newsom, that's stupid. I was like, oh, we gotta go, guys. We can't be deal with this. Shut up.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Shut up.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

We're so far away from the primaries right now. We gotta get to the fucking midterms first.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Don't worry about Gavin Newsom right now, guys. Anyway, Gavin Newsom's wife. Okay, okay. She. Her name is Jennifer. She was part of the Weinstein case because Harvey Weinstein allegedly sexually assaulted her. According to Jess. Gavin Newsom's wife. Wife. Okay, okay, sorry. That the way I worded that was crazy.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

No, no, I understand. Gavin Newsom's wife was assaulted by the Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yes. And then that legal case was going on.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yes.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And guess what House and Habit started talking about in her sub sack and Instagram stories.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I'm gonna wildly guess.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I know.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

The Harvey Weinstein case.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. Specifically about how Jessica was, in her opinion, maybe not telling the truth. And that, like, she would talk about like, like, like she would describe her as like eye rolling. She'd be like, oh, she's crying again on the stand. Eye roll emoji. You know what I mean? Like, she was giving very that. And so she just mocked and disparaged Jennifer at every turn during the sexual assault case against Harvey Weinstein.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

So she doesn't even listen to women.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No, that's the thing.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She's not even. She's gone beyond believe all women to listen. All women to just like, eye roll it. Oh, is this bitch talking? That's her view. Boo. God.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

It.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Also, she went after the victim of Armie Hammer. Do you remember that?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Wait, Armie Hammer, the cannibal?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She came.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She was pro cannibal.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No, no. But before that, there was a woman who came out against Armie Hammer, saying that he had sexually assaulted her.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I believe this woman dropped the charges because of like all kinds of stuff that happened. I didn't really follow that story at all.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. But then later came out the Army Hammer was like. Like he wanted to eat people, I guess.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So I.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Whenever I found out about this is that Army Hammer is named that because his family is Arm and Hammer.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yes.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Wait, what?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, look it up. I'm dead serious. You gotta look it up.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No, just take.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Open this tab right now, okay? Say Army Hammer. Arm and Hammer. Just type that in.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Arm and Hammer. I thought it was a coincidence. It says, okay, Armie Hammer. Is not the heir to the Arm and Hammer baking soda brand. The actor is the great grandson of oil tycoon Aramand Hammer. Oh, sorry, sorry, you're wrong.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I. I thought. Ah, I was so close. What do you mean? That there's a man named Armand Hammer, but not. But there's also an Arm and Hammer.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I don't know.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Damn it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I'm sorry.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I should have opened that tab before I got that cocky.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Leave Mr. Third. Leave this in. Show people that I can be wrong. Wrong. And that I can accept when I'm wrong. That he's just a. He's just the grandson of a different rich man. Yeah. With a very similar name.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I don't know what's going on with the branding of Arm and Hammer.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

So anyway, she defended. No, she, she.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She started attacking and mocking this woman, Effie, who had come out against Armie Hammer. And it got to the point where Effie was going on the social medias, on social. Her own social media, complaining that she was feeling suicidal because she was getting harassed so much by Jess.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Got it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And Jess shared that woman's post to her own Instagram stories and then like mocked the story more.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That's an evil woman.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

That's what I'm saying. She's not a good person.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She's evil.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

In 2023, Jess makes friends with. She makes a new lady friend.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She makes a new lady friend.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Olivia Nuzzy.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Olivia Nuzzy.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Jess becomes friends with Olivia Nuzzy.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

They're friends now.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Olivia Nuzzy.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. So anyway, that. I just wanted to point it out that she makes friends with her. Right around this time, December 2023, she starts calling out Substack for. For deleting what was dubbed, quote, extremist content.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Uh huh.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Now these are Nazi substack accounts that were calling for violence.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

There is only six accounts, I think, that actually got deleted and banned from Substack. There is a lot more Nazi content on Substack.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, I know. I just real, Just a real quick. This is a real. One of the reasons we're not on Substack.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

We started by having a Patreon and then Substack actually approached us.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And was like, please join Substack. Everyone's coming to Substack. Oh my God, here's a lot of money. Please come to Substack. And we were like, no, delete the Nazi accounts.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And they went, no. And I said, then you. Yeah, that's where. That's. That's why we're at Pearl Mania 500 net on Patreon.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Because I know a lot of people on Substack if you want to use it. Great. Whatever that's been. I. I literally put my foot on the ground and yelled, no.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And then they said, how about a lot, A lot of money? And I was like, fuck, yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Fuck yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I got morals.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

But don't worry, we're gonna start doing online gambling ads.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, yeah. This is brought to you by state. No.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Anyway, she's all upset about this because she's against the removal, saying that she didn't believe in policing content online because we need to let adults read and think like adults.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. Yeah, got it, got it. So the pipeline lady is worried that if the moderation begins.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That she'll be moderated for starting online hate and harassment campaigns against victims while they're in the middle of their court battles.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Look at this merch.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. Okay, so she's a MAGA lunatic.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So here's a thing.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Thing.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She has a conversation with Courtney Love, and she says that Courtney Love told her that RFK Jr. Was going to run for president.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. All right. Just give me a second. I need a second. I need to. I need to. I just need a second. I just. That's too much. That's too. That's. Oh, you've. You're now just listening. You're like. Oh, just so you know, all the worst people, you know, got together.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. So she decides at this point, with her insider information, that she's going to pivot to politics using the same type of pop culture storytelling that she's doing on her sub sack.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. So she hears RFK Jr. Yeah. And she thinks of the Cheryl Hines of it all, and then she goes, oh, my God, this is perfect.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Exactly. Pivot time.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Pivot, pivot, pivot.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So she reaches out to RFK Jr. And invites him over to her house so they can hang out and, like, do a photo shoot of them just hanging out together.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And this is the thing to remember, too. At this time, RFK Jr. Was running as a Democratic candidate.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yes.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It's before he dropped out of the Democratic primary, when it was very clear to him that he could not win.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

He would not defeat Joe Biden in the primary. And then before the primary even started, he dropped out and became an independent.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Before he eventually dropped out completely.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Now she's following all of that on her sub stack. She actually gets invited a lot to travel with him and to show up at a lot of events. And she's writing substacks the whole time and doing The Instagram stories, talking about all these major events and chronicling it all. And this is where her sub stack starts to get really, really popular.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Because again, there was a symbiotic relationship between the niche of the RFK campaign. Independent journalists.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And these podcasters. A lot of people forget that. A lot of the ones that didn't want to be, they hated Biden, but they didn't want to be pro Trump. They went rfk.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yep.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And so if they hated Biden but didn't want to be, they knew their audience wasn't ready to be pro Trump. They would go down rfk because RFK was the perfect candidate for them. It's the backup quarterback. The backup quarterback is the, Is the, the. The most loved carry player on any team because they can't fail you. They never snap a ball, they'll never throw an interception. They sit on the fucking bench. So their stats are perfect.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

RFK Jr. Was always going to be that. He was never going to win. He was never going to become president, and you could always spend the rest of your life going, well, I voted for rfk, so I. I'm not any of these evil people.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And then what happened?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Well, also the, the Joe Rogans of them all did that.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That's what I said.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

The podcast, the podcast boys were all up. They were all had RFK junior on doing push ups or pull ups in.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Their shirt, but it was also a way for them politics without actually having.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Then as soon as he dropped out, they had to Pivot and then RFK Jr. As we know, joined under Trump. It's a whole thing. Anyway, we'll get there.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

But. Okay, we're going to take a break and when we get back, they're going to sue Mark Zuckerberg, who's going to Sue Jess and RFK Jr.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Now, Mrs. P, where we last just left off right before we cut to the break. Break, you said that she and she. I mean Jess and rfk, sued Mark Zuckerberg.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

For what? For, I'm guessing. Let me guess. Censorship. Am I right? Is it going to be censorship?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, listen.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

What?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Listen. Okay. Jess joined a lawsuit with RFK Jr against Meta Platforms. All of them. All of them filed in the Northern District of California.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

The lawsuit suit alleges censorship after Meta removed her post and suspended her account, claiming the company targeted her content.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Got it. Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. She felt targeted.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. Can we sue TikTok? I'm just wondering. All right.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No, maybe if we get 450,000 subscribers.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

We would have enough money. Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

That we can. So here's the thing.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I went and I found the legal documents. We're not going to go through all of them. There's no time for that. But I did want to go through the motion to deny.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

They denied it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

They denied it.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. So, I mean, they were just like, this lawsuit's bullshit.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

They're like, come on now, guys.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, go on, get.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Go on now. Get. But in the motion to deny, there's a couple paragraphs that I thought would make you giggle a little.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And so these are my interpretation of this. I'm not going to read the legalese because it can be confusing sometimes.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It can be a little thick. And you're not. And you're not revved for the rebrand.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I'm not. Not what? No.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

God. We wish.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I wish. Give me some upside down glasses.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So this is. This is from the docket, in my words, my interpretation. Again, we're being specific about the way we talk about things. Former presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Boo. And individual Jessica Reed Kraus filed action against Meta, Facebook, Instagram, and Mark Zuckerberg alleging violations of their first rights under their. Under. Sorry. Violations of their rights under the First Amendment, the Voting Rights act, and the Ku Klux Klan Act.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

You know what's crazy?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

What?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

You didn't really hear about the Ku Klux Klan act being brought up until very recently when the Klan started using it against everyone.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Not all the. They're like, hey, we got an act, I guess.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, it's. It's. It's. What? They tried using the Ku Klux Klan act against Don Lemon on Martin Luther King Day, and it also got thrown out. The court was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Get out of here.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Go on, get.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

In brief, the plaintiffs alleged that the defendants had conspired with the federal government to remove and block the defendant's social media platforms, the content, and the users that expressly support Kennedy's campaign. Because the plaintiffs failed to establish a likelihood of success on the merits of. Of any of their claims for the following reasons. The motion is denied. Okay, so I'm going to go over just a few. A couple of the following reasons. The motion is denied.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Got it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, so this starts out. Kennedy was a presidential candidate during the 2024 election cycle, ending his campaign shortly before this motion was heard, but remaining on the ballot in non swing states. Reed Krause is an independent journalist now. They wrote that in quotes. Who is. They did. That was in quotes. They're like, the lawyer who's typing it up is like independent journalist, okay. Who has, quote, invested significant time and resources following both former President Donald Trump and Mr. Kennedy on the campaign trail. They have an account on Facebook and on Instagram. In May 2024, the Kennedy team released a 30 minute documentary film about Kennedy titled who is Bobby Kennedy? That invited voters to make up their own minds about Mr. Kennedy rather than accepting falsehoods about him that were being repeatedly asserted on major news outlets and social media platforms. The plaintiffs alleged that they post posted links to the video on Facebook and Instagram which were blocked or removed within 10 minutes so that users couldn't watch or share or post the video links themselves. The plaintiffs alleged that users who tried to watch or. No, I'm sorry, the users who tried to share the video received a variety of messages from the defendants about why the video was banned, including for violating community standards, being spam, promoting crime or hate groups, or soliciting sexual services and firearms, or that they had contained banned COVID 19 misinformation content. They say that the censorship prevented millions of people from seeing the film. Like the 100 million views the video received on X, formerly known as Twitter.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, let's. Let's pause here for a second because I can already tell exactly what happened.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Happened.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, which is they loaded this video, their lunatics and the botnets that they were allied with, then tried to seed it all across Instagram and Facebook. Instagram, Facebook said, looked their network looked at it and went, oh, fuck. This random link to some website has just suddenly shown up and is being spammed and thrown into everyone's inboxes like a lunatic. So it threw a red flag on.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

On it. Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

But even the number there, they quote the band 100 million views on Twitter. 100 million views on Twitter every. If you scroll past a video on Twitter and it autoplays that is a view. There's different. Websites have different. We've never had an actual regulation around what should count as a view. Yeah, there are industry standards, but Twitter especially does not have one. If you scroll past it, if you repost it, any of those different things counts as a view. So if it's just being thrust into your feed by, let's say, I don't know, a ketamine addicted, racist South African who has been playing and tweaking the algorithm and will turn up the heat on certain videos about, I don't know, let's say, like Somali immigrants living in Minnesota to be able to distract everyone from the fact that the President of United States is involved in the Epstein files and he himself is the one who pointed out that that President is in the Epstein files while he was on a ketamine induced bender, while he was feeling as a scorned lover hiding out in Austin, Texas, then this is that same moment he can turn up the heat. And so you can't take 100 million views on Twitter and say it definitely would have gotten something close to that on Facebook or over on Instagram. It would never would happen because you don't have a lunatic who is actually heightening it, putting it into everybody's feet feeds at the same exact time. The same exact thing is claimed for everything. We're on all forms of social media. There are times where I'll post a video on one site and go, oh, it's being suppressed. But then I go, look on my YouTube shorts, my Instagram, my TikTok, my Facebook, on Blue sky, my Tumblr, all these different places I go, oh, it did everywhere. Is that because it's being suppressed or is it because I actually made a bad video? And these are the type of people who refuse to believe that they could ever fail. Because Bobby Kennedy himself has never done anything beyond the. Anything fucking intelligent. He's been held up his entire life. He's a former fudgeing junkie. We did a whole episode about it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And then this lady just claims that everybody has to love her because you should listen to women. Right? Right, Jess.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So then the defendants, Meta. Okay, okay. Submitted their declarations from Meta employees who work in content moderation. One employee explained that Meta did prevent the video from being Posted posted on May 4th because of a quote, mistaken determination that it violated Meta's policies. The employee said this happens when the automated content moderation system flags something as a phishing attempt to use deceptive links or to collect users information.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So like you were saying, they use too many accounts with the link.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It's just what happens. Like it happens all. Like anybody who's ever worked in market knows, like there's a certain layer that you can't do it at.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And if it goes off, like even if something goes too viral too quickly, they'll sometimes flag it because they're like, hey, there's something suspicious here.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

That's just too funny.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And then somebody comes in and goes, oh fuck. It got caught in the. It got caught in the net on. On hook.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Access was restored within 30 minutes of meta being alerted to the problem.

[Jessica Reed Krause (House Inhabit)]

I.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, that was a guess. That was a Guess they were down for 30 minutes. Yeah, they were down for 30 minutes. 30 minutes. You have 30 minutes.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

The post actually can still be found on their Facebook page.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It's still up.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, it's still up.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It's still up. Oh, my God.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

The plaintiffs also assert that Reed Kraus content about Kennedy has been widely censored and demoted, though her content about Donald Trump has not.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

When she wrote a pro Kennedy post post on October 2023, she lost 40,000 followers overnight and said there is no explanation for this unprecedented phenomenon other than the defendants surreptitious demoting or deboosting of her Instagram account.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

40,000 people can't suddenly hate me for seemingly changing my mind about everything I've ever believed in.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. I wanted to talk about how I didn't really like Amber heard. And now you're doing this. Yeah, I'm unfollowing.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Literally.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

That couldn't have been it.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That couldn't have been it. You couldn't take a look. Oh, my God. There were consequences to my actions. Obviously. That was a plot. No, that had to have been a secret plot.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Jesus Christ. This is. She is pipelining herself into psychosis.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Like, this is like, oh, my. Her and Candace are like the same fucking person.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

The following month, she says that fewer people viewed her Instagram stories, which she attributes to the defendants shadow banning her content. After posting the who is Bobby Kennedy video, she was locked out of her Instagram and her account was precluded from being shown to new followers. Instagram allegedly also blocked a poll she posted about Kennedy. The defendants Meta, they put. They have a declaration about this.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

They have a response.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

There is a response.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

There. It says no enforcement actions were taken against any of Reed Kraus posts about Kennedy or rfk. The Meta employees state that Reed Krause's suspension was due to violation of Meta's policies about physical harm. A post was removed and Reed Krause was suspended for less than 13 minutes because she wrote, quote, if I show up on campus and see my kid in a face mask spray painting the school, I broke my back to send him to demanding vegan food and denouncing bagels. I'm spanking him in front of the whole student body, telling him to stop being an idiot. End quote.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, all right. That's just where I'm at. Just like, okay, yeah, yeah, okay. You got suspended for this other thing and then tried claiming it was political. Political silence.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, for sure.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

100.

[Jessica Reed Krause (House Inhabit)]

You.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

You banned my account and they're like, well, it's actually because you post this thing about beating up your kid, and they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't talk about that. In September 2024, Olivia Nuzzy has a scandal break.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, I need a minute. I need a minute.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Nope, there's no minutes. No people are listening to this content to have a good time.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

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[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

You didn't take Zquil because we're recording, right?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

No, I did not take Zequil. Okay, I'm deep in the tussin game right now because you're about to Nuzzy me. Yeah, Olivia Nuzzy me. So I know too much about her. To the fact that there's a new wrinkle that's being added is disgusting. Disgusting. Go ahead.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, so the scandal breaks. The Olivia Nuzzy scandal. Who do you saw? Whose side do you think Jess is going to take?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Whose side do I think Jess? Listen, but don't believe all woman.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

House inhabit is going to take.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

In the scandal of alysia Nuzzy and RFK Juniors FaceTime jerk off sessions.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. Who do you think? Okay. Anyway, she wrote a sub stack about it.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Let's hear. I can't. Wait, wait, let me. Tell me what house inhabits. 450,000 subscribers heard about Jess's thoughts about Olivia Nuzzy. Having a digital affair with RFK Jr.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, well, it's titled the Talented Ms. Nuzzy.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, like the Talented Mr. Ripley.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, got it. Got it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So I pulled.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She's going to call Olivia Nuzzy a con artist.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I pulled just a few quotes. I don't want to read the whole thing, too obviously.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

No, we don't. That would be copyrighted, and I'm.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

We are. This is commentary.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

This is commissary. This is a comedy podcast.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

This is a comedy history commentary, and opinion op ed podcast.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, so here's some quotes.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Some quotes.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

As this scandal unfolds, I find myself questioning the very instincts that led me to trust her as a friend in the first place. In hindsight, it's clear our connection was anchored solely in her interest in RFK junior Senior. By befriending and infiltrating my inner circle, she could easily keep tabs on him as we traveled across the country. Something I initially mistook for simple journalistic curiosity. I, too, am a deeply curious person. I figured perhaps all reporters are wired this way. I saw no harm in sharing petty gossip about my experiences.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Mm.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. So you're an independent reporter who is submitting that you're dry snitching to another journalist about every single thing that the RFK Jr campaign was doing. What about every single thing?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

My husband was the first to voice concerns.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, her husband, who loved Candace Owens.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, from the beginning, he was. Was skeptical of her motives.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Quote, she's DC hot. No, just kidding. Kidding.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Worried she was using me to gather gossip and leverage my access for her own benefit.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, got it. Got it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

As I reflect.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Didn't. Wait real fast. Can I just.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Real fun.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Back on the timeline, didn't she meet Nuzzy in 2022?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I think it was 2023.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, it was 23. Okay, so they did meet around the time that she was already friends with R. Yes. Okay. I had the. I had the timeline a little off there. Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

As I reflect, my overall take is that I was a pawn. Olivia would ask me almost intimate questions about him and his relationship with the staff and his wife after each campaign stop. Who he was seen talking to, what his mood was like, and whether he showed any signs of flirtation. There was an undercurrent of fascination that went beyond journalistic intrigue, bordering on obsession. Her constant desire for updates, coupled with the tone of her inquiries made it clear she wasn't merely reporting. She was weaving some kind of fantasy.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

A fantasy? You know what every fantasy Story needs a thick harvest. A thick river filled harvest in the canyon.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Nope.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That's what every story needs. No.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Take some ivermectin. For my brain worm.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

The 2024 election. I'm gonna. Not even.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

You're not even gonna acknowledge.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I'm not gonna acknowledge what happened.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

You're not gonna acknowledge it?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No. Acknowledge my harvest the same way that Jess didn't acknowledge there was an election in 2024. Can I.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Can I just. Real fast. Yeah, real fast. I just. That hurts so much.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

You got hurt so much.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. And you wanted to be the woker.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I was sick for so long.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Get out of here.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I know. You're right. Right? You're right. You're right.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So in the 2024 election, which again, she is on the campaign trail with RFK Jr. She's writing, she's sharing stories. She's talking about this election this whole time. Right.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

At this point. Now, RFK Jr. Is part of the Trump campaign.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And he is. He is traveling as a Trump surrogate. So she keeps traveling with him as a Trump surrogate.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, exactly.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And she's not the only one who did this. There were so many.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Especially of the Maha influencers, many of which are now actually deleting their posts about it and. And. And hiding their Maha red hats.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yep.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That. Now that. Now that they're looking at their hair.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I think the Maha hats were green.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

No, the Maha rats were. No, originally they were green.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

They were.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

They. But they. They made them red.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

They turned to make America healthy again. Those Maha hats. Like, there's a. Quite a few of them.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

All right. There's quite a few of them. And they're all scumbags. And I. I keep tabs on every single. The tabs Mrs. P has open. I have my eyes on every single one of them.

[Jessica Reed Krause (House Inhabit)]

Them.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

You can't cancel that many clothing companies.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Will hits in 20 minutes. He's going to forget them all.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I will.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So. Okay, she didn't vote in the election.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She didn't vote. That's what she says. According to her. She says she didn't vote. This is a quote. This time around, I chose not to vote at all. I want to remain untethered to any party if I'm going to track politics as a career.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Untethered. You literally worked as a campaign surrogate. Yeah. Your website was basically free advertising for them.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Them.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

But I'm. But, oh, look at me. I'm independent.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I'm independent.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

This is the reason why, like, I'd like To tell people, like, listen, I. I am a partisan. Like, I am a Democrat. Yeah, I. There's. There's ops. There's aspects of the Democratic Party I hate. I hate Chuck the Cuck Schumer. I hate Hakeem Jeffries, John Fetterman, and the horse he ate and rode in on that ogre piece of. Especially after what he posted about ice. After what his wife's statement was. John Fetterman's wife, just so everybody knows, was undocumented for 10 fucking years. If this was the time before she met John Fetterman, she would be hiding from ICE in an attic just like fucking Anne Frank. All right, motherfucker. And you want to come out here and talk about how you're never gonna shut down the government and actually, we should be praising these fucking dudes. Fuck you, you piece of shit. Ochre. But going back to her house, inhabit all these motherfuckers. So many of them, from Joe Rogan on down, every single one of them want to pretend that they didn't have a fucking hand in this. I've seen Andrew Schultz. I've seen his bitch ass sit out here every single goddamn day and pretend. Oh, no, this is different. I didn't like the fact that they killed pretty. I don't like the fact they killed good. This was always gonna happen after you fucking pipeline these motherfuckers. You fucking platformed them. You built the fucking stage they stood on as they held up the sign saying mass deportation. Now, what the fuck did you think that meant, huh? Every single one of you fucking RFK bitches. Every single one of you. Rfk. Every single one of you. This is your guy. Those mass out there in the streets, those are your dudes. Every single one of y'. All. Just keep that goddamn energy. Oh, that hurt.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, that hurts so much.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Why don't you just take a sip of water and then I'll just. I'll just tell you some information while you calm your vocal cords. Okay?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. Okay. So she doesn't vote because she needs to remain apolitical, not because she lives.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

In California and the Electoral college would fucking matter. Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So. But when Trump won the election, she did post on social media this post, which is the terrifying picture of Donald Trump that just says, we did it. Yeah. According to voter registration rules, she's still a registered Democrat.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Of course she is. She's doing the temple. The left left me.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Me. Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She's doing the Tim Pool. There's so many of these people. Like, that's the thing. Listen, y' All. It's. It's. That's never gonna happen on this end. Yeah, if it does. If it does, then I'm guilty. That's what you need to know. If I ever do. If Pearl Mania 500 ever posts. This is me. I'm poison pilling it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I'm not doing a Russell Brand. Drop it on my knees and pretending I need. Jesus.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Stop yelling. You have to save your voice.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

All right?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay, now listen him. While I was doing research. Okay, Okay. I was doing research. I had all these tabs open. I kept trying to find interviews with her, and I did find this one interview from December 2024 from this website called the Fullest. And I was like, what the hell is the Fullest? It turns out it was, like, an interview on a blog that's a supplement website. And the supplements they sell are these turmeric capsules and turmeric lattes that have, like, saffron in them. And so then I just fell down this hole about these weird lattes, and they're like. Saffron has been proven in studies to be just as effective as Prozac for treating moderate depression and anxiety.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No side effects. Saffron doesn't come with the usual side effects of SSRIs.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Doesn't it come with, like. Like indentured servitude and, like, alleged slavery in some regions of the world?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Because it's. To get saffron.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It's incredibly labor intensive.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Which is also why it's so expensive.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. Speaking of expensive, I looked up, you know, the little packets that I put in my water to, like, make drinks.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So to buy a hundred of those size packets of the turmeric saffron latte, guess how many. How much those packets are.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

How many do you get?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

100. 100 day supply.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

100. Okay. How much is 100 packages at? I don't know. It should be 150 bucks.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

$358.20. $358 and 20 cents.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That's $3 50. That's. That's like 359 a day.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, I think that's cheaper. I mean, that's. I think SSRIs are cheaper.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. SSRIs, by the way, just so everybody knows, with insurance.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. I don't know. Insurance.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I don't know what you doing the math and everything.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I'm gonna. Give me yourself a saffron latte. We start talking about.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I know, but the thing is. Well, the thing is, is rfk Is one of those guys who wants to get rid of ssri.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

They want to get rid of antidepressants. They want to get rid of the medication that has kept people from fudgeing offing themselves. Yeah, they want to. He said repeatedly that he wants to start basically work camps where if you need take ADHD medication, he wants to put you in the middle of a fucking field.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And have you go, maybe pick Saffron.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, well, maybe so. Anyway, there's a Q and A on that one website, the Saffron pill website. See, she's not red pilling them. She's Saffron.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Saffron pilling them.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

That's what we're doing here.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Jesus Christ.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And I found one answer that I think you're really gonna like. Okay, the question how do you see the future of digital media unfolding? And what role will citizen journalism play in the future of media as a whole? Okay, answer. If things keep going the way they are, citizen journalism will supersede mainstream networks and news outlets. For someone in my position, it feels exciting. Like exciting times are ahead. There's a craving for alternative news sources driven by a jaded distrust in mainstream media, propagating lies for decades to keep us dumb and divided. I feel like all of that is about to change. We're on the precipice of a great awakening. Hopefully with that will come a boom in creativity activity.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

A great awakening. Yeah. Like woke, huh? Here's the thing is she's not wrong. And again, this is the part that's very frustrating about these people. This is what really gets me about many of these people that are especially involved from the RFK side that came in. Yeah. They're like 80 to 90% correct. And there is. Right now, there is a need for citizen journalism. You're seeing it in the streets of Minnesota.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

You're seeing it all across America right now. We're seeing it as things like CBS News get bought up. We're seeing it as the same people who bought CBS News bought TikTok. We're seeing it as those same people who bought those are also trying to buy CNN and also trying to buy HBO and all the other different things involved with that. We're seeing as all these different corporations are coming together in mass censorship and other things that are beginning to happen. That is true.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

True.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It's just not true that Jess is actually the correct side of it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

What it is, is she's noticing. Oh, I can keep playing. I see so many people like, you can't trust the media. You can't trust the media. And then they straight up quote the Washington Post, the New York Times, they quote all these other different things. There's a difference between citizen journalism, which is getting hyper fixated and going and putting together a report about one specific thing and being an aggregator. Well, what Jess actually truly is, she is a aggregator of the news. She's taking things from other different places and reframing it. And I'm saying that as somebody who has also done news aggregation through commentary.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yep.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Like again, you have to be able to say what these people are. At the end of the day, she isn't going and deep diving and going through reams of paper. Maybe she is, I don't know. But it seems like for the most part, I don't know. In my opinion, from what I understand of her is you notice long words. Yeah. But we're going through these things. Things. It's aggregation and that's what many of these things are. If you go all the way back to the beginning of where they. The independent journalist on the Internet type of stuff. Look, you look at a guy like Matt Drudge in the Drudge Report. The Drudge Report is basically just another news aggregator. We then had a copy of it on the left, the Huffington Post. The Huffington Post becomes that over time, where people went to that website in particular. Then those things all got switched up because they lost to Facebook and then Facebook gets lost to Instagram, Instagram to TikTok and YouTube. And then slowly you start to see people recreate those sites on those platforms.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Anyway, she gets a press pass.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

The press pass?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. She's gonna be at the White House and she's gonna make it her whole personality. She's online, being like, I'm part of the press pool and blah, blah, blah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And it's really only a one day thing at that time. And I think it was like Vanity Fair magazine actually kind of makes fun of her and is like, it's. She's not in the press pool. She had a press pass.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Got it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

But here's the thing. Do you remember this infamous picture of all these influencers holding binders of Epstein files?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Do I remember the phase one Epstein file rollout? Yes, yes, I do. And I remember that. That is libs of TikTok and DC Drano right there in that fucking.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And that's her. That, that, that red hat. That's her in the red hat that says like Trump was right about everything. That her, she got one of the binders.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That. Those are basic. Those are Binders that had no new information in them.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

So the Free Ghislaine Maxwell lady went to the White House.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yes.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Sat in a meeting with all of the other MAGA influence because it was wall to wall Jack pose, a Bayak posobi, that fucking Pollock, all those other people, they all sat together in that fucking room, were handed these binders, then they all marched out and held them up like, look where the truth is coming. And listen to phase one, like, it was a Marvel movie.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

We've never gotten phase two, mind you.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

We've never gotten the rest of the Epstein files.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

We've never answered what else is on the board. I really. It's never been completed.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

We're gonna bring out the board.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

You didn't think we were gonna bring out the board. It's the Free Jelane Maxwell T shirt lady.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

That's. I. You know, that's my failure in not thinking about the fact that you were gonna bring up the board.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. That is definitely one of your failures.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Thought I locked it away. I thought I locked it or where you do? Did you find it?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I thought it was right over there. It was just out of eyeline.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Also, I need you to know that she, like, starts fighting with Candace Owens.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She start fighting with Candace Owens?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yes.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She gets into an online fight with.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Candace, who isn't fighting with Candace Owens.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

But, like, specifically, she gets into a fight with Candace Owens, and she's like, candace needs to stop talking about pop culture. That's not her lane. Right. And I'm like, listen, I don't. Don't make me defend Candace. But she's always talked about pop culture.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Clip earlier, about how she knew that culture is downstream of the politics. Downstream of culture.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Well, wait, you see this other clip I want to play you.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Where Candace Owens calls out house inhabit about this.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, don't make me choose sides.

[Jessica Reed Krause (House Inhabit)]

I just assumed maybe she was having a few too many drinks somewhere. And, like, she just wasn't seeing clear last night. And it could have all been forgiven in the morning, but then she did accuse me of pivoting my brand, like, in the dm. She was like, you're. You're pivoting your brand. Everyone can see it. So she thinks that me covering Blake Lively is me stepping on her territory, which is so strange, because I promise you, I have been covering culture my entire career. And also, we are way too old. Like, I think she's in her mid-40s. I'm 35 years old. We are way too old to be arguing like Middle schoolers of like, you copied me. You covered Blake? I covered Blake. Why are you covering Blake? I used to cover Blake. I'm friends with Trump. I just. The whole thing to me was just not something that was serious or anything that was hurting me. I'm just not insecure enough to care about any of these things that she was saying.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

This is the thing is, is this is. What's that old saying is like, don't.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Come for the queen.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

No. Don't fight with pigs because you'll end up in the mud.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

It's that same sort of feeling, though. No. With all of them.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

But also, Candace saved your marriage. She did say, how did you. How are you going to come after the woman that saved your marriage?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. Her best friend was a time traveler. So, you know, she said, charlie Kirk's a time traveler now.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

But.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

No, but she just released that video of Erica Kirk talking about how many T shirts they sold.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. And the same day, she also was complaining that this snowstorm was different than all the other ones because the ice wasn't melting at 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Yeah. She does not. She doesn't know what the melting point of ice is. Dave Chappelle famously called Candace Owens. What was it? The most confident idiot he's ever seen.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Wow. Don't make these people be right about things.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

No, but that's the thing is, again, again, you can be right. The things that all of these people are wrong about are some of the most critical things in the country right now. Yeah. They can also be correct about being like, oh, the sun came out today. Like, that's. Oh, I can't believe I'm agreeing with Candace Owens. No, Candace Owens is trying to pipeline you.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. She's trying to get you.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That's. She's. She's trying to say one reasonable thing.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So that you'll crazy things, and then suddenly you're gonna be on track to the pipeline. The gossip. Okay. Also, I. This is a real, real weird segue.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Jess started posting on Instagram that she wanted to help Joe Exotic and that he was a victim and that he was just trying to help animals. Like, we all didn't see him feeding those cats trash baloney and young men meth. But there is still a post on her social media now about the tiger king.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, the tiger Tiger king.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. She's like, no, he's a victim. You know, he was trying to help the cat.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That had to either be. That had to be a trial balloon or that had to have been a trial Balloon to see. Cause I guarantee you right now, she's. She's shuffling everywhere trying to figure out. Because they all are.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, they're all.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Every single one of them are all shuffling right now. Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Hello? Hello? This is Alex from the future. I'm. I don't usually do this. I'm inserting myself. Because we've had major updates about many of the things that we've talked about on this episode. And I know what many of you are thinking, oh, this is about the Epstein files and Freddy Fazbear from Five Nights at Freddy's being listed in the Epstein files. Files. No, this is not about that at all. This is about my Instagram DMS. I just opened my Instagram DMS here. It's Sunday. Excuse me. It's Saturday, January 31st. It's around 1pm I opened up my Instagram DMS. I checked my request folder, and there was a request that I was not expecting from one man named Joseph A. Maldonado, also known as. Known as Joe Exotic. That's right. Joe Exotic is in my DMS. Mr. Third's gonna put the big version of it on the screen. He said, quote, please interview me. No, we're not going to do that. But I think it's very important that you guys need to know that Joe Exotic is in my DMS. Will now return you back to the episode we recorded a few days ago before Don Lemon was arrested and released.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Well, in December 2025, Jess joined the person you described as the baldest man alive, Tim Pool.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

In an episode of his show called the Fall of Candace Owens.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, I know about this episode.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I didn't know that Jess was on this one.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Because I knew about Tim Pool and Candace Owens fighting. And Candace Owens even said, and I quote, quote, tim Pool. The only reason you're talking about me is to put my picture in the thumbnail so you can pop a rating.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. And we're gonna use her picture in this thumbnail.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, we are. Of course. Oh, yeah, no, we're gonna have all the hits in this one. We're gonna have Candace Owens. Tim Pool.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Lady who you do.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Honestly, we're not even gonna put Jess's face in the thumbnail. Can I tell you, that's what's gonna be so crazy about this. Jess is not even. Because Jess does not even pop a radio. Because when this. This fight started happening, it was very clear that Tim Pool, who famously takes money from everyone, including the Russians, was clearly being groomed at some level. To start fighting with Candace Owens. Because Candace Owens was hurting Turning Point usa. She was hurting the entire MAGA brand because of the things that she was saying about the murder of Charlie Kirk. She was questioning the everything too much. Now do I think Candace Owens is right about anything? Absolutely. The fuck not.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Not.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

She's not. She's a lunatic. But at the same exact time, she has been kind of a useful idiot in that way to be able to keep things offline. But Tim Pool is also a useful idiot in his own way. Because once Tim Pool started attacking her, then suddenly you started seeing all of the other influencers on the right start to come out. Because he was the first trial balloon. He'll go out and take the first round of volley shots and then the rest of them could come and back him up. And this all happened right before the Somali split story broke. Because all of this kind of went away. And that Somali Nick Shirley Somali Minnesota story, Elon came in and turned that thing up because they needed a new shiny distraction to jingle in front of everybody's face.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Because Charlie Kirk didn't last.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Because nobody gave nobody give a shit. That's why they Kirkified everything.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So wait, that guy, the one that went to the daycares and didn't understand why a stranger wouldn't be let into a daycare? Yeah, he, I think I was reading, he recently went to la, like AA or NA meetings. Yeah, he's looking for drugs.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

He was trying to go to NA meetings in Baltimore. He tried to walk into a church basement in Baltimore.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Babes.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That guy, that guy is just like Tim Pool and just like all these other ones. That guy is a combination of SEO chaser and also I bet you if we were able to dig far enough back that there is money pointing him in certain areas. You don't travel to Israel to claim that there's no genocide happening for free. Free. You don't go to Ukraine to pretend the Russians aren't attacking that entire country and committing a genocide there for free. You don't go and do the things he does without the backing of somebody somewhere, okay? Because whether it be Peter Thiel, whether it be Elon Musk, whether it be any of these other fucking key jingling billionaires, there's somebody in the back end there moving those fucking. Because that kid doesn't even know what the fuck benevolence means, I so I.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Did skim through this episode of this Tim Pool and listen, I did it for the good of the pod and I it's because I love our listeners yeah. And I love this podcast so much that I was willing to do it.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And you were able to do it because they support us by going to perlmania500.net and joining the Patreon.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Thank you. Because I need to be able to afford the SSRIs, because I cannot afford the turmeric pills.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

No.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

But I did the funniest thing I noticed. Noticed the interview sucked. They're all terrible. They're all trying to, like, over talk each other. They're not having a conversation. They're just trying to, like, make, like, little blurbs that they can be put on.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Like, they're trying to make clips.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. But the thing I noticed is, all during the episode, there kept being ads on the screen for my pillow guy. And it was like, Tim Pool would be trying to make a point. That was important. And then all of a sudden, sudden, a picture of, like, the worst towels, pillows, and slippers you've ever seen in the world. And be like, promo code tim for mypillow.com and I was just like, this is the most sad, pathetic thing I've ever seen. Because this dude used to make bank from Russia, and now he has to sell the worst towels we've ever had.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yep. Your grandfather gave us my pillow, the brand towels, and they hurt my skin.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

We couldn't even use them on the dog.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

When we washed the dog, the dog literally was like, the dog ran away from the towel towels. The dog doesn't even like being wet. Yeah. Would rather stay way around wet than have these things. They felt waxy.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Also, I screamed at Mike Lindell at the 2024 DNC.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, you did scream.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Right in his ear. Until his camera guy was like, you're gonna make him go deaf. And I'm like, why? He was already high on crack. And then. And then Mike Lindell, also just another little, little pivot here in the Minnesota thing. Mike Lindell has announced that he's going to run for governor of Minnesota.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Just to tie it off, just to listen. I don't need a board for that one. Okay. But if you tie it all together, it all starts with Mike Lindell.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. That's alleged. And listen, let's take a break, and when we come back, we're gonna close out this episode.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Thank God.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah. And we're gonna talk about kind of like what she's doing now, what she's doing today, and then maybe just like, your thoughts, your thesis on the whole thing, you know?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

All right, Mrs. P. What is she up to today?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Well, right now she's fighting in the Instagram stories, as she does, because, like I said, everything is Instagram stories with this lady.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Because people have been like, hey, you're being really silent about what's going on in Minnesota right now.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, she's being as silent as so many of those podcasting comics that platformed us directly into this moment. She's just pretending and hoping the news will pass.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

And every day, the news gets pretty good.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

So then people went back and found some of her other posts that she had shared on Instagram stories. Of course, one of them I have here saying thank you to ice. Okay.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

What?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

The left is doxing, vilifying, and assaulting those who keep America safe. Sign the letter to thank ICE agents on the front lines standing strong despite these attacks. And then there's a link that says, says sign here. And then in the very top, hidden, where her name is sponsored.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, because you know what that is right there?

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

What?

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That is a way to collect people's data.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That's literally, like. That's literally a data collection scrape.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Because they want you to go and they want you to sign the letter by typing in your name, putting your email, clicking the notify box, doing a bunch of other different things so then they can sell your information to a future Republican campaign or to a data broker or to fucking anything that is just a data scrape.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Well, the thing is, is that many people don't know.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

That many people don't know, but they're.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Like, did you get sponsored by ice? Right, because that's what it looks like. And so now she's on social on her Instagram stories all day yesterday. Being like, I'm not talking about this right now. I need time to consider my thoughts. And. And you're not going to bully me into talking about things I'm not ready to speak on.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. I'm not ready to make nice. Just so you know, just since the last episode, Mrs. P has made me listen to a lot of the chicks. Oh, I read your comments. I read. Yeah, this is pre after party for the last episode. We read your comments.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

He watched Goodbye.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

I watched Goodbye, Earl. And I've been listening to not ready to make Nice as I've been seeing people be like, well, maybe we bring the temperature down. No, I'm not ready to make nice.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Well, can I tell you. But when we. When we started recording this episode.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Yeah, about like a couple hours ago. We've recorded for about two hours now.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

She posted on Instagram stories, and I want to read them to you.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Oh, okay.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

Okay. The first one says, I wish there was a way to block pronouns from following me. Lol.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Now, that's very funny, because me itself is a pronoun. Yeah, but she means people that have pronouns in their bio type of thing. Yeah, okay, got it.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

And then the next story says, the meanest people on the Internet are she, hers. Put it on a shirt.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Put it on a shirt.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

The meanest person on the Internet, She, Her.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Is. Are she hers? Well, you know what? I think that's a great place to end the episode, Mrs. Yeah, I think so too. You know what? I want to just close out by saying, my name is Alex, perhaps also known as Pearlmania 500. My pronouns are he, him.

[Mrs. P (Mrs. Pearlmania 500)]

I'm Mrs. Pearlmania 500. She, her.

[Alex (Pearlmania 500)]

Too many frauds and too many scammers that we wish weren't real. Too many cons and too many spammers, and we're starting to feel like we've got too many tabs. Open it. Too many tabs. Remember to smile.