THE AFTER PARTY - TMT 136 - MAGA MOVIE GUIDE

Summary

Podcast Summary: Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Episode: THE AFTER PARTY - TMT 136 - MAGA MOVIE GUIDE
Release Date: August 7, 2025

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500 dives deep into the intricate world of movie ratings influenced by MAGA perspectives in their latest episode, "THE AFTER PARTY." Hosted by the dynamic husband and wife duo, Pearlmania500, this episode not only explores the intersection of politics and cinema but also offers a behind-the-scenes look at their content creation processes through their exclusive After Party segment.

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1. Introduction to the After Party Segment

The After Party is a Patreon-exclusive segment where Pearlmania500 engages directly with their community by reacting to listener comments and feedback. This episode marks the first time they offer a glimpse into this usually paywalled content, aiming to bridge the gap between their creators and listeners.

• Mrs. P: "It's time for the percolator. We let them all come together and then Mrs. P and I go through and we find our favorites." (01:14)
• Mr. Third: "First one's free." (01:43)

2. Navigating Clickbait in YouTube Titles

A significant portion of the discussion revolves around the challenges of creating engaging content on YouTube, specifically the use of clickbait titles to enhance visibility. The hosts debate the balance between maintaining artistic integrity and adapting to platform algorithms that favor sensationalism.

• Mrs. P: "I have yelled, I'm not gonna be some buzzfeed clickbait bullshit artist." (03:03)
• Mr. Third: "The content is good. We work hard on it... But the algorithm specifically on YouTube doesn't give a shit." (03:16)

3. Episode 136: "You Won't Believe How MAGA Rated Our Favorite Movies"

Focusing on their controversial episode titled "You Won't Believe How MAGA Rated Our Favorite Movies," Pearlmania500 critiques the ratings provided by MovieGuide.org, highlighting discrepancies between the site's evaluations and the actual content of the films reviewed.

• Mrs. P: "I think now notice there's no entertainment quality on this. They did not give this a star rating whatsoever because if they did, it would be the first five-star movie on this goddamn website." (31:28)
• Mr. Third: "There's something messed up with the Tremors review." (32:16)

4. Analyzing "Tremors" and MovieGuide.org's Rating System

The hosts dissect the review of "Tremors" by MovieGuide.org, which paradoxically rates the film negatively for family content while neglecting explicit mentions of violence and immorality present in the movie.

• Mr. Third: "With so much obscene, crude and profane language, it is almost impossible to keep count from the first line of dialogue to the last." (34:43)
• Mrs. P: "Yo, fuck movieguide.org Everyone listen to me. I want you to go and stream Tremors." (36:01)

They argue that MovieGuide.org's inconsistent grading undermines the true nature of the film, emphasizing that the site's review fails to accurately reflect the movie's content, particularly its violence and offensive language.

5. Listener Engagement and Comments

Throughout the episode, Pearlmania500 interacts with various listener comments, offering personalized responses and humorous takes on movie critiques. Highlights include discussions on beloved films like "Ever After," "Pretty Woman," and "Cars 2," showcasing the hosts' diverse opinions and in-depth analysis.

• Listener @Savvy034: "I've never known another person whose fave movie is 'Ever After.' It's my fave as well." (10:39)
  • Mrs. P: "Now, I think that’s how I feel about certain things, especially movies, because... I just want to validate Everybody 'Ever After' is a great girly pop movie." (12:38)

6. Shout Outs and Community Highlights

The latter part of the episode is dedicated to shout outs, where the hosts acknowledge and celebrate their listeners. This segment fosters a sense of community and appreciation, highlighting the diverse and creative names of their audience members.

• Mrs. P: "After that, we have Ash Toombs. Ers." (53:28)
• Mr. Third: "Let's go. I, like, fucking love Quack Month." (50:44)

7. Conclusion and Upcoming Content

Wrapping up, Pearlmania500 teases upcoming episodes, including a new Food Idiot segment and further explorations into their After Party discussions. They encourage listeners to engage with their Patreon for more exclusive content and updates on their merchandise.

• Mrs. P: "We're gonna watch it with the baby. I don't give a. I don't care." (36:35)
• Mr. Third: "Enjoy. Tremors today." (58:35)
• Mrs. P: "Check out the T-shirt, please. Like, subscribe." (58:35)

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Key Takeaways:

• Balancing Content and Clickbait: Pearlmania500 grapples with the necessity of clickbait to gain visibility on platforms like YouTube while striving to maintain content integrity.

• Critical Analysis of Movie Ratings: The hosts provide a thorough critique of MovieGuide.org's rating system, particularly highlighting its shortcomings in accurately assessing films' content.

• Community Engagement: Through the After Party and shout out segments, Pearlmania500 fosters a strong connection with their audience, valuing listener input and building a loyal community.

• Upcoming Content: Listeners can look forward to new segments and episodes that continue to blend humor, critique, and personal anecdotes, keeping the content fresh and engaging.

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Notable Quotes:

• "If the thumbnail should look a specific way for people to want to click on them." — Mr. Third (11:28)

• "This is why our Patreon exclusive after party segment is so valuable." — Mrs. P (02:32)

• "I spend more time writing the title and the thumbnail than we do recording the actual episode." — Mrs. P (15:48)

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For those intrigued by the nuanced discussions and candid reactions, Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500 offers a unique blend of humor, critical analysis, and community interaction, making it a must-listen for fans of thoughtful and entertaining podcast content.

Transcript

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[Mrs. P]

Good morning, Vietnam.

[Mr. Third]

What?

[Mrs. P]

That's a movie.

[Mr. Third]

It is a movie.

[Mrs. P]

And this episode is about movies because this is the after party. Our Patreon exclusive parasocial Pearl Maniac podcast reacts to comments. Thing.

[Mr. Third]

Thing. It's a thing.

[Mrs. P]

It's a thing. It's a thing we do where we wait a couple of weeks. We let that. We let the comments.

[Mr. Third]

We let them build up. We let it bubble up.

[Mrs. P]

We let them. We let them percolate. Yeah, it's time for the percolator. We let them all come together and then Mrs. P and I go through and we find our favorites.

[Fun Fact]

Yep.

[Mr. Third]

And.

[Mrs. P]

And then we drag them forward and then we react to them live for you, the listening audience. And typically this is completely paywalled.

[Fun Fact]

Yes.

[Mrs. P]

But today these comments are looking so good. I was like, you know what, Mrs. P? A lot of people don't understand when we explain what the after party is. Maybe we should just put. Give them a little taste on the audio.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

And what do I always say? First one's free.

[Mrs. P]

First one's free. And usually you have to listen to this on. Which is where if you want to join our Patreon today or you're already a member of our Patreon, you're listening to this exclusively on that app.

[Mr. Third]

And you're listening to it at work.

[Mrs. P]

At work.

[Mr. Third]

Doing cool chores around the house.

[Mrs. P]

Or you're driving a long distance.

[Mr. Third]

Walking your dog.

[Mrs. P]

Yes.

[Mr. Third]

Or cat. Some people walk their cats.

[Mrs. P]

Some people. You know, it's been a while since I've seen somebody walk a cat, but that's not what this show is about.

[Mr. Third]

What's the show about?

[Mrs. P]

This show is about us reacting to an episode we recently did. The episode in particular for this was, I believe, episode 136.

[Mr. Third]

It was called you won't believe how MAGA rated our favorite movies.

[Mrs. P]

Okay, so I want to discuss something real quick.

[Mr. Third]

This is about you using credible titles.

[Mrs. P]

The movie guide.org was the episode and we all picked out movies and then including Mr. Third. And then we read the. How the Movie Guide listed them. Yeah, I do. I want to. For a lot of listeners don't. May they. Maybe some of them noticed, but a lot of listeners don't know.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

That this is a. This was a groundbreaking title for us.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Because what happened here, I finally won. You finally won. For a very long time, Mrs. P and I and. And Mr. Third have been in a battle.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

It's been a very crazy battle where I have yelled, I'm not gonna be some buzzfeed clickbait bullshit artist.

[Mr. Third]

And I said, we're making clickbait titles.

[Mrs. P]

Yes.

[Mr. Third]

This is the thing.

[Mrs. P]

You're like, the content's not clickbait.

[Mr. Third]

The content is not clickbait. The content is good. We work hard on it. We put all of our blood, sweat and tears into it to make good content for people's. But the algorithm specifically on YouTube doesn't give a shit.

[Mrs. P]

It really does.

[Mr. Third]

And you need to clickbait. You need to make up a crazy ass title with a silly image of you doing a soy boy yell or whatever it's called.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Soy face.

[Mr. Third]

Soy face.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

And so I've been advocating for many, many, many months that I wanted to start using ClickBait titles in YouTube. And I've gotten some pushback. I got in some pushback because somebody. His art. You can't demean his art. And I said, shut up about your art.

[Mrs. P]

I just wanna, like, we need the clicks. I need everyone to know. I want everyone out there. And this is the reason also why I wanted the episode to go up on the mainstream.

[Mr. Third]

Oh, you wanted witnesses.

[Mrs. P]

I want all of the Pearl Maniacs out there to know that this, again, was not my choice. My artistic credibility has been laid at the altar of Mrs. Pearl Mania's capitalism.

[Mr. Third]

Okay, rule of acquisition number 42.

[Mrs. P]

We're going to listen when we get to the shout outs. Because I looked over the names real fast for the shout outs at the end of this episode, when I looked over them, there are so many titles and names that are directly about you being a Ferengi and the changes that have Been slowly happening to the show. But the part that sucks.

[Mr. Third]

Positive.

[Mrs. P]

Can I tell you the part that sucks is that it works. Yeah, that's the part that sucks.

[Mr. Third]

Hate it when I'm right.

[Mrs. P]

It's. I've been the worst. It's a wedge salad.

[Mr. Third]

It's.

[Mrs. P]

Oh, yeah. Okay, so.

[Mr. Third]

Okay, so. Clickbait titles.

[Mrs. P]

Yes.

[Mr. Third]

Real quick. We also want to shout out the people from the Labubu episode.

[Mrs. P]

Yes.

[Mr. Third]

We've already responded to those comments.

[Mrs. P]

We did that. That was on the prior one on Patreon.

[Mr. Third]

And when we made the episode, we had jokingly said two things. Number one, if you find a fake Lefufu, mail to our P.O. box.

[Listener]

Yes.

[Mr. Third]

And baby, I got the fakest wildest looking lefoufu and I'm so excited about its big forehead and wonky eyes.

[Listener]

Yep.

[Mrs. P]

And here's what's crazy about it, is we just got back from the beach.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Where you and I walked from store to store. Every single one of them selling on the boardwalks. On the boardwalks.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Selling knockoff lefufu's for as far as the eye can see.

[Mr. Third]

Some of them were crazy.

[Mrs. P]

Insane.

[Mr. Third]

They want to be honest, a lot of them just looked like Pete Davidson.

[Mrs. P]

They did. Well, because they had some that were like, listen, a lot of them are in the boxes and they're where you don't know what you're going to get. The surprise boxes. But then they had another section and the surprise boxes, like 20 to $30 each.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

And then they had another section that were like $45 where they're like, listen, this one's in a glass in like a plastic case. You can see what it is. We also put some clothes on it.

[Mr. Third]

Oh my God.

[Mrs. P]

And they were all legitimately. Every single one of them looked like performative boyfriends.

[Mr. Third]

They looked like that SNL skit where Pete Davidson and what's his name are like, yeet.

[Mrs. P]

Yes, 100%. Yes, 100%. Every single one of them looked like they were about Timothy Chalamet. Every single one of the lefoufuu's at the Rehoboth beach boardwalk looked like he was about to say, nah, man. My exes, they're all. My exes are crazy.

[Mr. Third]

And then they rip a vape.

[Mrs. P]

They rip a vape. And then they.

[Mr. Third]

Which you could also get at the boardwalk store.

[Mrs. P]

Yes.

[Mr. Third]

And a lot of henna tattoos are back. Bait.

[Mrs. P]

Henna tattoos are back.

[Mr. Third]

Henna tattoos are so bad.

[Mrs. P]

We have to get to the comments, but real quick.

[Mr. Third]

But also, somebody mailed us pens.

[Mrs. P]

Yes.

[Mr. Third]

Which we were told. We got admonished in the comments about me saying, mail us pens from your employer because it's. It's bad for the post office. Like, it doesn't go through the machines. Well.

[Mrs. P]

And it breaks the machine.

[Mr. Third]

And I apologize for that. I didn't know that.

[Mrs. P]

And. And.

[Mr. Third]

But somebody listened anyway.

[Mrs. P]

Somebody listened and they sent them. They sent them a month ago.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

And it broke the machine. We know it did because the envelope was ripped. And then it was inside of a special post office envelope.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

And that says dear value postal copy. I want to extend my sincere apology as your postmaster for the enclosed document that was inadvertently damaged in the handling of your postal service.

[Mr. Third]

About that.

[Mrs. P]

Now, here's what's funny. Inside the envelope, there was just two pens. Two pens and a note.

[Mr. Third]

Okay, what's.

[Mrs. P]

And sometimes we get really nice letters in our box.

[Mr. Third]

We get lovely letters.

[Mrs. P]

And they say, you know, they'll say their name or they'll say, like, their Patreon handle or screen handle. Stuff like that. This one just said, absolute best call to action. Enjoy these mediocre pens. That's it. And then there's a torn envelope. And you know what the envelope is? It's on official stationary.

[Mr. Third]

Yeah. It's from their workplace.

[Mrs. P]

From their workplace. These are their workplace pens. Can I tell you what's insane about the fact that these. Where these pens came from? They're from Penn State. They're from Penn State. And so I. We were like, send us your stolen workplace pens. And the person at Penn State was like, this is too funny.

[Mr. Third]

Incredible.

[Mrs. P]

And, yeah. So. So we. Thank you guys so much. Our P.O. box is 72151 Thorndale, PA19372. We have an old P.O. box listed on some of the old episodes. We updated that a while ago.

[Mr. Third]

The lady at the male post office isn't mad about it at all.

[Mrs. P]

Yeah. She's not always mad about. But now we're mad about all that. Out of the way.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

We're gonna get into what the people here are for, what they really want to hear.

[Mr. Third]

What?

[Mrs. P]

Hold on.

[Mr. Third]

I'm not done talking about what I was talking about.

[Mrs. P]

Oh, what are you talking about?

[Mr. Third]

Number one, I didn't feel good this week, so I didn't do a food idiot.

[Mrs. P]

Oh, yeah.

[Mr. Third]

Be next week.

[Mrs. P]

It's going to be next week.

[Mr. Third]

I just. I wanted to tell people.

[Mrs. P]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

I've been having some tummy times.

[Mrs. P]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

And I didn't really feel like thinking about cooking.

[Mrs. P]

That's fine.

[Mr. Third]

So we're going to record a food. Eat it next week.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

And last week we did a book club, so we skipped.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

And. And there we're going to try to do an after party for almost every episode. I know we're, like, a little bit behind now, like, already, even though we just started.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

But there might be one, like, Liver King episode that we skip because everybody just comments.

[Mr. Third]

The same comments.

[Mrs. P]

Yeah, it's all the same comment. Oh, my junior high was different than your middle school. Yeah, I know. That's what they.

[Mr. Third]

I love that. The whole episode, there's so many things. But if you look at the comments, it's just people talking about middle school versus high school, K through 12. All different.

[Mrs. P]

Well, no. And everybody really focusing on fifth through ninth grade.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

And how. How it's different. I'm like, yeah, because that is a tragic period of time for everybody. But we're not here to talk about Liver King. We're not here to talk about middle school. We're not here to talk about food, lefufus or pens. We're here to talk about films. Movies. And how, like Nicole Kidman, we come to this place for cinema. And you pulled some pretty incredible.

[Mr. Third]

I did. I did pull a lot of good comments. Okay, so this again, this episode is about the movie guide, which I don't know if we talked about on the episode, but I was cracking up because I went back to. To the movie guide when I was pulling these together. And themovieguide.org is a 5013C non profit. Okay. It is.

[Mrs. P]

They're not paying tax.

[Mr. Third]

They're not paying taxes for what they're doing. They consider it a mission, A mission of God to make that content.

[Mrs. P]

This is a religious mission.

[Mr. Third]

And when I went to their website today, they had the Wikipedia please donate bar all across the top. So every time I clicked on it, it was like, can you. Can you donate $7 to our mission? And I was like, how dare you?

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

Steal the Wikipedia.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

Give a $7 guide.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

If I'm giving anybody $7, it's Pearl Mania500.net where you can become a team leader today for just $5. Or if you don't want to do that, please give to National Public Radio, pbs, Parenthood, Planned Parenthood, your local library. There's a laundry list of things. If you have some extra bucks, you have money.

[Mr. Third]

Okay.

[Mrs. P]

Or give it to yourself.

[Mr. Third]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Give it to yourself.

[Mr. Third]

Buy yourself a sweet treat. Buy yourself a nice coffee.

[Mrs. P]

Go to the boardwalk and get a lefoufu. They break easy.

[Mr. Third]

They break Easy. Okay. So listen, YouTube. I pulled the first couple from YouTube.

[Mrs. P]

Okay.

[Mr. Third]

First comment that I pulled says from @Savvy034. I've never known another person whose fave movie is ever After. It's my fave as well.

[Mrs. P]

Okay.

[Mr. Third]

I'm feeling really validated because.

[Mrs. P]

And there's a reason for that. We mentioned earlier the clickbait title. We also had to got a really, you know, get YouTube. Thumbnails have to look a specific way for people to want to click on them. And we went back and forth for a bit here.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

About what the thumbnail should look like. And we tried. We had, we did two.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

We had a B testing. One of them had me and Donald Trump.

[Fun Fact]

Yep.

[Mrs. P]

And it was Donald Trump wearing 3D glasses, eating from popcorn.

[Fun Fact]

Yep.

[Mrs. P]

In front of the Superman symbol and a big thing that said woke.

[Fun Fact]

Yep.

[Mrs. P]

And that did not do as well.

[Mr. Third]

As the one I suggested.

[Mrs. P]

As the one you suggested because we wanted to target two different audiences. I said, one, we're going to aim for men, which is the Superman movie just came out.

[Mr. Third]

And.

[Mrs. P]

And the other one, we're going to aim for women.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

And then you and I, I was like, I want to put two, like famous women movies.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

On this thing. And you immediately were like, ever after. And I'm like, that movie. Nobody cares about that movie.

[Mr. Third]

And I was like, how dare you, sir?

[Mrs. P]

And you're like, how dare you? And then you pulled this comment.

[Mr. Third]

There was comments similar to this. That's why I pulled it.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

A lot of people felt very seen and validated about their ever after love. And I think it has something to do with the, the girly pops. And when I use the terminology girly pops, I mean everybody, the, the girly pops, the people that love ever after are, I think a certain demographic of people that are like a little introverted who, who, who love something but don't need to scream it from the rooftops that maybe they don't share all their favorite things out loud with everybody. It's just like a little like, this is my favorite thing. It's for me. I don't need to talk about it. I don't want to hear anybody's opinions or judgment on the things I like. Because that's what I do a lot of times is like if I like something, sometimes I don't even talk about it. Something I don't want to hear anybody's opinion. It's like when we were thinking of the name for the baby.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

And we didn't tell anybody because I was like, I don't want to hear any feedback.

[Listener]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mrs. P]

I don't want. We don't want to feedback before the baby was here. And that way, when the baby was born, we're like, here's the baby. This is his name. And everyone's like, oh, okay.

[Mr. Third]

Yeah, you can't argue.

[Mrs. P]

You can't argue. It's all right. We already signed the doc.

[Mr. Third]

And so I think that that's how I felt. I feel about certain things, especially movies, because again, I'm like, I don't want to hear your opinion about my favorite movie ever after and how maybe Drew Barrymore's accent changes throughout the entire film in every scene. She cannot carry the accent through, and it's incredible. It's camp. I love it. So I just want to validate Everybody Ever after is a great girly pop movie. Also, my thumbnail was more popular because I was like, put the Barbie movie on there.

[Mrs. P]

Yeah, well, what I ended up doing was I ended up.

[Mr. Third]

And then you made everybody mad by using Pretty Woman.

[Mrs. P]

Well, okay, so here's what I did. We didn't even talk about the Barbie movie on there either. But a lot of people kept looking to see what they wanted to know what the movie guy thought about. Pretty Woman.

[Listener]

Woman.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

But again, this is. Again, this is the Mrs. P's world. Click. She's a clickbait. I don't give a shit. As long as they click. And they'll.

[Listener]

They'll.

[Mrs. P]

Yeah, they'll get a few minutes into it and they'll love us anyway.

[Mr. Third]

Yeah, they'll forget. I forget. I. I will be so honest with you. I click on YouTube videos, and if somebody told me that in the image I saw Pretty Woman by 10 minutes in that video, I would not remember that I was waiting to see Pretty Woman.

[Mrs. P]

The reason I picked Pretty Woman is I Finally googled top 10 women movies of all time. That's what. That's. That's why Pretty Woman got chosen gender white. I don't give a shit. No, I don't care. This is. Listen, there's a game on fucking YouTube. This is why I hate it so much. And this is why, artistically, I'm dying inside.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

And why. And I. And I need. I need the aft. No, I need the after party where I'm allowed to be free. I'm allowed to roam free and not have to worry about fucking CPM or algorithms or algorithms or any of this different shit where I can just sit here with our. With our fans and I can just admit to Them the truth, which is for YouTube in particular, you have to just aim for the greatest common denom. Not the lowest, the greatest. It's a game of numbers. The Mr. Beastification of it all that is hurt everyone's fucking brain. And so I pulled up the top 10 women movies of all time. I knew I was gonna do Barbie. I knew I was gonna do Barbie on there. And I knew I was gonna call Barbie demonic.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Because that's just the Ben Shapiro of it all.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

I then was like, what am I going to call godly? And I was going through the posters and of the other women movies that were up there, they weren't as iconic to me as the Pretty Woman because my grandma had Pretty Woman on cassette. And I remember always thinking that was crazy. She had it on VHS and I. And my mom had the soundtrack.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

And I remembered that poster everywhere.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

I remember going to the video store and the Pretty Woman post because it's. They're doing the very classic rom com lean on each other's back.

[Mr. Third]

Then she's got those thigh high hooker.

[Mrs. P]

Boots on and the big pink Pretty Woman. And so I looked, I searched and searched and searched for it. And once I found it, I was like, yes, this is iconic that you can spot when it's small as well.

[Mr. Third]

Yeah, exactly.

[Mrs. P]

And so that was like the debate. I had to be. It had to look smaller. It had to look like a VHS cassette or a movie poster. It had to not take up the entire fucking thing. I needed to have a scale to show that we're rating them. There's all these different things that went into it.

[Mr. Third]

So anyway, we're not overthinking stuff.

[Listener]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mrs. P]

I spend more time writing the title and the thumbnail than we do recording the actual episode. I don't know. Mr. Third spends days editing it and I. But meanwhile, like the actual recording, we sit down and we're just like, let's fucking go record. Stop, get out of here. Go at it. And then I. Then it's me for three days being like, okay, all right, so what if. What if I'm. Instead of me going, ooh, in my face, I go, ah. And legit. Like, I can't.

[Mr. Third]

What if I photoshop Mr. Beast teeth onto you? Would that be funny or bad? Yeah, because I think it's his teeth that make everybody click.

[Mrs. P]

It's his dead eyes.

[Mr. Third]

Because his dead eyes are so dead. There's no way you'd want to click on them. Anyway, let's go to the next comment. Speaking of dead eyes, At Dwarven Underscore, dad said Harry Potter grew up to be a cop because he peaked in high school.

[Listener]

Yep.

[Mr. Third]

Valid.

[Mrs. P]

Valid.

[Fun Fact]

Yep.

[Mrs. P]

That's it. There's really nothing. There's nothing else in there.

[Mr. Third]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

He. And. And he always brings up. He always brings up that his. His friend in high school growing up was half muggle.

[Mr. Third]

Whoa.

[Mrs. P]

And they're like, dude, you can't say mo is my friend. My friend growing up. I have a half mogul friend.

[Mr. Third]

Whoa.

[Mrs. P]

And I treat her like a normal person. That's a definitely what cop Harry Potter says.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

At the Ministry of Magic. And that's. That's every single day. Then he'll. Then he turns to a character that is named so racistly.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

That nobody could believe it.

[Mr. Third]

Okay, so the next comments from at Gbagrim says.

[Mrs. P]

Real quick, real quick. Sorry. I just want jinx monsoon calling J.K. rowling Jake a Rowling is the. Like, Jake is the funniest goddamn thing.

[Mr. Third]

That Zway interview.

[Listener]

Yes.

[Mr. Third]

But as she was doing the voice of. What's her name? Judy Garland.

[Listener]

Oh, yeah.

[Mrs. P]

As Judy Garland.

[Mr. Third]

Drunk Judy garland calling out J.K. rowling.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

For being trans.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

And utilizing male pronouns so that she is perceived properly.

[Mrs. P]

And she nailed it. Because I've had that same thought for so long.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

About J.K. rowling in particular. Because, like, I know, like, Contrapoints would always call J.K. rowling Joanne because her real first name is Joanne.

[Fun Fact]

And.

[Mrs. P]

And to the point where J.K. rowling gets mad about it.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

It's like, almost like you're dead. Naming her.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

But it's true. Across fantasy, there's a bunch of female author authors who have to. They do the initial thing, like J, R, R Tolkien, because they're worried, especially their editors.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Are worried that they'll write that men won't buy their books because they're like, oh, it's written by a woman. I won't like this. Or they'll immediately think that it's like, very smut or something like that. There was that one book that you. You turned me on to a while ago where I noticed that after I read it, I then flipped to the back and I was like, oh, I didn't realize that this. Like, a woman wrote this because I just saw initials and just started reading and I was like, I'm a dumb man.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

That time I got to the end, I was like, I'm a dumb man.

[Mr. Third]

I read a book a couple years ago called Manhunt, and every time I think about J.K. rowling, every time she pops up and somebody says something about her, I think about this book. Manhunt is a book. We're not going to do an episode on it on book club cuz it's so long ago that I read it. But if you want to read a book about a post apocalyptic world where if I remember correctly, all the men die and it's just women that are living except for trans women because they had been using hormones to transition. But there was a, there's a turf war because the women are afraid of the trans women becoming men because men are the part of the zombie apocalypse situation. So it's like this whole thing about turfs, about how they're weaponizing what they believe is femininity. And there's this very funny part of the book where they, they, they attack J.K. rowling. I don't want to give it away in case people read it, but it's so bad and funny that I think, if I remember correctly, J.K. rowling actually came out and said that like this book was hate speech against.

[Listener]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mr. Third]

And I was like, incredible. I was. I remember reading on the beach and it's like on the COVID of the book it has like a picture of like two plums in a net bag.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

The grocery store looks like balls. So funny. Anyway, that's just something I thought about.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Anyway, Harry Potter's a cop because he peaked in high school. Amazing comment, Dwarven Dad.

[Mr. Third]

Thank you so much. Next comment and last comment from YouTube. It says @ fresh underscore as underscore underscore. Maisie. I just got past the cars 2 portion of this episode, hopped on the tick tock for a sec and was immediately offered a techno song about how the in universe existence of car Queen Elizabeth. Elizabeth means there is a car Princess Diana and that the car Pope means that they've endured the car troubles.

[Mrs. P]

It's incredible. It's in the fact that I have been talking so much now about. I just went to Phoenix, Arizona. Yeah, I was in Phoenix, Arizona.

[Mr. Third]

Too hot.

[Mrs. P]

It was too hot. I flew out there to do an event with moveon.org and I met Jasmine Crockett. And then after the event, I was in the hotel bar with some people from Move On.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

And somebody asked like, what movie have you seen? More than anything else? And I literally looked up, I was like, cars two. And they all laughed. And I was like, it's not funny. And then I immediately, I was like, have you ever seen Cars 2? Like I saw Cars 1 when I was a Kid. I'm like, so you've never seen Cars 2? And then someone else was like, I watched Cars 3 with my niece. And I'm like, so none of you. I literally was like, so none of you know. And I immediately turned into the old man from Jaws because I'm like, Cars 1 is a race movie. Cars 3 is a movie about becoming too old and having to retire from racing. Cars 2 is a spy thriller. And they're like, what the fuck? And I just proceeded to just layer out. And then that's when one of the. A random person at the bar looked up and went, oh, shit, you're the guy from Instagram who was talking about how Car Jesus exists because of the car Pope. And I went, oh, the deep lore. But yeah, there's so many things Car.

[Mr. Third]

This is also the episode that you did the full monologue for from the Lighthouse.

[Mrs. P]

Yes, I did. And almost blew out my voice.

[Mr. Third]

Your gravelly voice just reminded me.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

At the. And. And it got a content struck. Yeah, it got content struck on YouTube because they were like, it's too close. That's just Willem Dafoe. No, the. The. The car to. I love.

[Mr. Third]

So crazy.

[Mrs. P]

But I love the extrapolation. I love this because people do it with like. I think it's the Muppets, one of the. The Muppets movie. And I think Spider man is another one where there's all these different ones where if the Twin Towers are there prior in the universe and then they're not, that means 911 happened.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

There's a lot of people commented because the TSA exist, but I was like, that's actually not true. Because when he gets. When Tomato Larry the Cable Guy has to go gets grabbed by Finn McMissile. They're in Japan. That's not the TSA. Yeah, but they are making them remove shoes.

[Mr. Third]

That's what I was saying is they wheels. They have to take their wheels off and then tiptoe through the metal detector.

[Mrs. P]

Yes.

[Mr. Third]

And I was like, that's post 9 11.

[Mrs. P]

But here's what's crazy about that. You know what? No, that's actually post shoe bomber.

[Mr. Third]

Okay.

[Mrs. P]

But here's what's insane about that. Like, three weeks ago, they got rid of the shoe rule.

[Fun Fact]

Yep.

[Mrs. P]

It's like. And I almost. I almost did a. Like, listen, I want to call a ball and a strike. When you do a good thing, you do a good thing. But I couldn't. And I couldn't be like, kristi Noem did the right thing. You got rid of the shoe rule.

[Mr. Third]

You can't.

[Mrs. P]

But. But yeah, I was. It was wild.

[Mr. Third]

Mostly because I tired of looking at other people's feet.

[Mrs. P]

Well, when I also. It slowed down the line. It slowed down the line.

[Mr. Third]

No, I. Listen, there were years where I flew every month. And I gotta tell you, it's like everyone knows it's been a decade or more, right? Everyone knows you gotta take off your fucking shoes when you get there. Why the fuck are you wearing lace up booties? That lace. Like, this is not the time for Doc Martens. This is not the time for anything with a lot of fucking laces. Slip ons, a Velcro if you need.

[Mrs. P]

There's a world of Crocs waiting for you.

[Mr. Third]

Crocs?

[Mrs. P]

Crocs and sweatpants.

[Mr. Third]

No. Why? I saw one time I got stuck behind this woman who was wearing a lace up high heel. Like they looked like, like a Grecian sandal situation. I was like, bitch, we're getting on a flight. Like, what are you talking. You want to sit in those for three hours and now you're holding up the whole line. You knew you were coming to the airport.

[Mrs. P]

You knew.

[Mr. Third]

Let's go to the next one.

[Mrs. P]

Okay, well, real fast though. I just want to. The entire thing with Cars has tickled me at a level. And the puns that came in, especially in the comics about being Karth lic. But I rewatched Cars too. And Tow Mater actually says, is the Pope mobile Catholic? So very funny pun. But in universe, all of you are wrong. All right? It's Catholicism. It's confirmed inside the cars universe. Also, somebody pointed out, if you watch in Cars one behind Judge Doc Hudson's head, there are images up there, one of which it appears, is actually car heaven, which is a giant factory that is just pumping out all the same cars. There's so much. The deeper you get into it, the more disturbing it gets.

[Mr. Third]

It's insane.

[Mrs. P]

And. And I.

[Mr. Third]

And we're deep.

[Mrs. P]

We are very deep. But I also do worry that this is the type of thing that, like, I don't know how I feel like it adds into fascism somehow.

[Mr. Third]

Okay.

[Mrs. P]

Like, where you have to just like keep being like, if that's true, then this is true. And you're like, okay, okay, into the Patreon.

[Mr. Third]

Into the Patreon. Comments? So Jesse put love the name, said, I rewatched the menu and the funny parts jumped out at me. This time the best part was when the actor was trying to figure out why he had. He was there. And the chef tells him it's because his movie was shit and ruined his day off. Then he asked the assistant where she went to school, and she says, brown. And he asks if she has any debt, and she says, no. And he says, yeah, you'll be dying. Listen, it's John Leguizamo is the actor. And he looks at him and he's like, I get one day off a week. Yeah, one fucking day. It's always a Monday. When you work in the restaurant industry, it's a Monday. And I went to the movies. I wanted to enjoy my one day off. And I go to see this movie and you sucked. I paid $20, I bought a soda and a popcorn, and it ruined my day off. And I'm gonna kill you. Laugh out loud. Funny. And then his assistant is like, no, I don't have any college debt. We all know the implication. And he's like, you're gonna die. Incredible. Also, the thing that tickled me the most is the first sentence in this comment is, I rewatched the menu, and this time I really saw the funny parts because that's the best thing. I think I saw quite a few people being like, I didn't realize the menu was funny. Because the first time they watch it, they're in horror of what's going on.

[Listener]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mr. Third]

But if you watch it again through the lens of dark comedy, it's fun.

[Mrs. P]

It's so funny. And. And to me, that reading that. It reminded me very much of the way I watched True Lies.

[Mr. Third]

Okay.

[Mrs. P]

Do you ever see that movie True Lies? It was Arnold Schwarzenegger movie with who's the lady? The actress I mentioned last night whose name I couldn't remember.

[Mr. Third]

Oh, if I know.

[Mrs. P]

No, the one from Freaky Friday.

[Mr. Third]

Lindsay Lohan. Jamie Lee Curtis.

[Mrs. P]

Jamie Lee Curtis. It's Jamie Lee Curtis and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Mr. Third]

When I watched said best boobs in the game.

[Mrs. P]

OG get what means she. She does like a striptease in that movie.

[Mr. Third]

I know she has the best boobs in the game.

[Mrs. P]

Okay. Anyway, Jamie Lee Curtis, who's also been transvestigated.

[Mr. Third]

She's.

[Fun Fact]

Well, yeah.

[Mrs. P]

In the past.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

But anyway, the Jamie Lee Curtis boobs in the game. Best boobs in the game. Jamie Lee Curtis and Arnold Schwarzenegger. I remember watching that movie. I think I was like 10 when it first came out. And like, even there's like a couple like risque parts in it, it was still. I remember watching it thinking, like, oh, this action. That in Last Action Hero. I was like, this action movie is not good.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

I watched it as an Action movie. And then it was like, years later, I think it was in my 20s, and my buddy was like, yeah, I'm going to put on, like, True Lies. I'm like, I hate that movie. It's a terrible action movie. Like, yeah, because it's a fucking comedy. Yeah, you moron. You dumb, man. Like, he just sat there, he's like, you're so fucking stupid. And I remember looking at him, and he was a guy used to just smoke weed with, and he was just like, how are you this fucking dumb that you can't see? You can't tell a comedy from looking at it. And I was like, he did Got you. Smoked me so fudgeing hard and then smoked me up and was like, it's all right, man. We all make mistakes. And I was like, lesson was learned that he really. He really nailed me. But I think that's. I think that's very similar with the Menu. The Menu is a dark comedy.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Very similar to the movie Suicide Kings and others.

[Mr. Third]

Drop Dead Gorgeous.

[Mrs. P]

Drop Dead Gorgeous, where you come into it one way and then you're like, oh, wait. And if somebody doesn't clue you in. I feel like I've had this happen before when I used to do comedy at some type of. Of open mics, where. Especially if it's a mixed open mic, right? You have poets, you have musicians, and you get up and do comedy. And it's like the per. The first guy gets up and sings you this folk ballad that's about, like, dying in a war. The next person gets up and tells you a poem about their trauma. And then I get up and I'm like, my penis. And I'm like, nobody's laughing about my penis. And then you're like, oh, wait, hey, guys, I'm gonna do. I actually learned that I either had the host, or if the host wouldn't do it, I had to say, I'm doing a comedy act. Feel free to laugh. And then people are like, oh. And they would switch their little switch. So I think if you don't know what the menu is going into it.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

It's very easy to be like. Because it has suspenseful music.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

But it's done ironically. Like, it's just one of those type of things.

[Mr. Third]

I want to watch it again. Yeah, okay. Also, there was a lot of comments on both YouTube and Patreon about miscellaneous immorality.

[Listener]

Yes.

[Mr. Third]

And how there's a call to action for me to make merch that says miscellaneous immorality on it. And I've heard You. I might be working on it. I'm not going to confirm or deny, but I will say that I did spend months creating merch for Quack Month and it is currently live. And we will put a link in the bio. I made beautiful merch for Quack Month and I'm very excited about it and very proud of it.

[Mrs. P]

And when you go to the page, it goes to our Bonfire account. And when you go there, there's two options. Yeah, there is a small one with the quack month because Mrs. P likes the small one.

[Mr. Third]

I prefer a small. A small logo up on like the heart area.

[Mrs. P]

Yes. And then if you scroll down, there's also the big. And there are multiple colors. So if you first open it up, it looks like all of them are only coming black.

[Mr. Third]

No.

[Mrs. P]

But there are actually a ton of different colors that we pick through. There's comfort colors, there's others, there's premium. There's all those different things. We will have the link up everywhere, including down in the description of this show.

[Mr. Third]

Notes. And Alex isn't gonna make one TikTok for the rest of the month without that shirt on.

[Mrs. P]

I will start wearing it. Every single one. Even though I only have two of them. So I'm have to watch them every single fucking day. Because sometimes when I make tiktoks I get sweaty.

[Mr. Third]

Because of the yelling.

[Mrs. P]

Because of the yelling.

[Mr. Third]

So here's the last comment. And that's from cyanide.

[Listener]

Yep.

[Mrs. P]

Amazingly incredible.

[Mr. Third]

Psy U N I D E Cyanide. And it says, I want to know how the entire Tremor series does on this website. Is it negative for the violence or positive for being pro 2A also fudge the Reagan's. And to that I say exactly. Fuck the ray.

[Mrs. P]

And real quick, for those who don't know, 2Ameans pro Second Amendment.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Because there is a huge part with Reba McIntyre in that movie where they're like, there's worms coming. This is the reason why the government should never have taken our guns. And they immediately start pulling out the biggest guns possible in the middle of nowhere.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

And so I've pulled up, I have it here because I think in, in the spirit of fuck Ronald Reagan, we need to know about what Tremors is in the movie guide. So immediately we got a negative 3 for family content. But wildly it's all ranked really low in the other grid. It says none for bad language, none for violence, none for sex, non for nudity. Which just isn't true because it also says excessive sex, violence, immorality.

[Mrs. P]

Well, so here's what I think. I think they, they knew to give it a minus three because I think tremors is either PG13 or rated R. Yeah. And so I think they knew to give it a minus three. I think from looking and remembering how I. When I scrolled through this website.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

I think when you do A minus three, it auto gets excessive sex, violence, immorality and our worldview problem. I think now notice there's no entertainment quality on this. They did not give this a star rating whatsoever because if they fucking did, it would be the first five star movie on this goddamn website. But going down it like language, violence, sex duty. I'm like, I feel like they don't know because the content underneath says several obscenities, vulgarities and profanities, extremely graphic violence. But they say there's no violence up top including mutilations and decapitation and partial female nudity.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

So there's something messed up with the Tremors review. There's something here with Tremors one. Yeah, we're just gonna do Tremors because.

[Mrs. P]

There'S like nine tremors.

[Mr. Third]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Including one with Jamie Kennedy.

[Mr. Third]

That would be the whole episode if we just did all the Tremors.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

Okay, so I'm just gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna click to the end here of their summary of the the movie and. Okay. When the graboids cause a landslide blocking the only road out of the valley, the townspeople are stranded. The rest of the film shows the town populace by this time 9 attempting to survive and kill their antagonist. Towards the end, a glancing social commentary is provided on the town's social stratum. The upper class, represented by a survivalist couple, eagerly employ their expensive arsenal against anything that moves. The middle class, four of them naturally, are vastly, variously unaware, unconcerned and unprepared for the emergency. And the lower class, Val and Earl, aided by Rhonda, are the ones who prove themselves to be resourceful, practical and unflappable.

[Mrs. P]

I, I guess they like that part of it.

[Mr. Third]

They, they like that the middle class is con. Considered unprepared for emergencies.

[Listener]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Mr. Third]

Okay.

[Mrs. P]

Because if you're rich or if you're poor, you understand what's going on.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

That's what they're, that's their takeaway from Tremors.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

Well, the rich people know to have an expensive arsenal of firearms.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

The poor people have the, the wit, the, the wits and the bootstrappiness to survive.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

They got the street middle class idiots.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

I mean, okay. I mean, having lived in the suburbs for a few years. There are times. And having just been in multiple airports, there are times where I'm looking around and I'm like, that's a crazy choice.

[Mr. Third]

I think you've been in a cul de sac too long. You don't have any street smarts.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

However, the film done in the genre. Genre of the 1950s monster movies has no redeeming values whatsoever.

[Mrs. P]

Oh, fuck you. Absolutely not. No, fuck you. That is bullshit. All right, whoever. You know what? You know what? How deep. Oh, no, we're not paywalling this one, okay? If this was paywalled, this would be right where I'd throw the hottest take ever.

[Mr. Third]

With so much obscene, crude and profane language, it is almost impossible to keep count from the first line of dialogue to the last. There were 152 instances of offensive language. So you could. Kept count. You did.

[Mrs. P]

But at the top it says there's none. If you go to the top, the chart says that there's no.

[Mr. Third]

The chart is so messed up.

[Mrs. P]

The chart is broken on this one.

[Mr. Third]

The violence was also extreme angry.

[Mrs. P]

Yes, that's the point.

[Mr. Third]

With the camera lingering over limbs and decapitations that the crack creature did not devour. In every way, it is a disturbing film and hard to understand why these actors who have had rather respectable careers, would stoop to such a level. How dare you.

[Mrs. P]

Okay, hold on.

[Mr. Third]

Reba McIntyre.

[Mrs. P]

Okay. All right. You got movie guide made. Mrs. P so mad she just turned into me. Okay? Reba McIntyre did not sing. Fancy to have the fucking Movie Guide show up here. She's a single mom who works two jobs. She loves her kids and never stops. She also loves guns.

[Mr. Third]

She also built a makeup brand and only has one lip. It's a fun joke.

[Mrs. P]

Fucking. Listen, I. This is so crazy.

[Mr. Third]

Can I read you their final statement?

[Mrs. P]

You know what? I don't know if I'm prepared.

[Mr. Third]

For the sake of your stomach and your soul, do not say see the film nor let anyone whom you have influence over see it either. Even if it becomes a cult classic, as indicated by some of the secular reviews.

[Mrs. P]

Yo, fuck movieguide.org Everyone listen to me. Listen. I don't give a shit what you're into. I want you to go and stream Tremors. Let's I fuck that. Every app that you use, social media, anything you go on, it be like, I just watched Tremors. It's an incredible movie. Everyone should watch just the first one. Listen, I think Tremors too was all right.

[Mr. Third]

Tomorrow's Thursday, right? This will be going live On Thursday.

[Mrs. P]

It's going live on a Thursday.

[Mr. Third]

Tremors Thursday, everybody. Everybody watch Tremors on Thursday.

[Mrs. P]

Yeah, everybody go home and watch Tremors for the. Honestly, for the love of Kevin Bacon. He got ripped off. Kevin Bacon retired from acting, but Bernie Madoff ruined his. Stole his money.

[Fun Fact]

Yep.

[Mrs. P]

So Kevin Bacon had to come back after making such amazing movies. And Tremors is one of those movies that people go to when it comes to the six degrees of Kevin Bacon.

[Mr. Third]

Exactly.

[Mrs. P]

You know, this is a 6 degree of Kevin Bacon movie. It's also. It also just is a very fun movie.

[Mr. Third]

I know. I can't wait to watch it tomorrow.

[Mrs. P]

We're gonna watch it. We're gonna watch. You know what? We'll watch it with the baby. I don't give a. I don't care. And anyone. By the way, if you ever says.

[Mr. Third]

Here that we should not let anyone whom we have influence over say, see it.

[Mrs. P]

Oh, hey, as an influencer, I want everyone that I've ever influenced. I don't give it. Listen, I don't.

[Mr. Third]

People call you an influencer.

[Mrs. P]

I love it. I love. Well, that's the reason why in the one title initially, I. I've been calling all the conservatives influencers.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

They hate being called influencers.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

That's why I. I don't love it. But then there's sometimes where I'm like, no, on this one, I think I am trying to, like, influence a message in some way. So, like, it depends on. For me, it's. It's piece to piece.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

I usually go to content creator, which I also hate. However, my absolute favorite description I've ever gotten.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

From the Philadelphia Inquirer. Shock. Comedian shock. The second I heard that, I was like, baby, listen, I have a soundboard. It's quack month. We got honks and quacks and drum rolls and we got air horns.

[Mr. Third]

Guys, thank you so much for listening to the after party. We're gonna take a second and we're gonna do the shout out.

[Mrs. P]

We're gonna take a second to the shout outs. We'll be right back with our shout outs after. Not an ad. Okay, time for our weekly stand up comedy wrap up.

[Alex]

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[Mrs. P]

Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline.

[Alex]

Well, my old phone bill with AT&T was a joke, so I'm doing a whole new bit with T Mobile. They paid off my family's four phones up to three, $3200 and gave us four new phones on the house.

[Mrs. P]

I gotta work this into my routine.

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[Mrs. P]

500.Net and it's time for our shout outs. You are right now all of our listeners who.

[Mr. Third]

For all the new members.

[Listener]

Yes.

[Mr. Third]

Of the downline. Of this culty pyramid scheme.

[Listener]

Yep.

[Mrs. P]

Of just our legal defense fund. All of those fun things. All right, let's start off we have Nancy Woodworth. After that we have rolling underscore in underscore potatoes.

[Mr. Third]

Oh, did you just pick a bunch of potatoes that season? This is right now is when all the potatoes are like done. Yeah, in the gardens.

[Mrs. P]

And yours have been done for a while.

[Mr. Third]

Mine died. I had to redo another set.

[Mrs. P]

We got over rained.

[Mr. Third]

They got too much.

[Mrs. P]

They got drowned. I didn't know you could drown a potato.

[Mr. Third]

Listen, it was a whole thing. I'm very upset about it.

[Listener]

I know.

[Mr. Third]

I planted a whole new crop of potatoes. We'll get them by the fall.

[Mrs. P]

Rolling of potatoes feels like an Adele song, like Rolling in the deep. But it's potatoes.

[Mr. Third]

Honestly, hear me out. That'd be an incredible music video.

[Mrs. P]

Yeah, well, you know, what's her name? You're the. The comedian you loved who died.

[Mr. Third]

Comedian. Joan Rivers.

[Mrs. P]

Joan Rivers. She got in trouble one time for making an Adele joke.

[Mr. Third]

Oh.

[Mrs. P]

Because she said rolling in the deep fried chicken. And everyone's like, why, Joan? Why?

[Mr. Third]

That's not even that good.

[Mrs. P]

And then she was like, all right, you're right. I should die now.

[Mr. Third]

That's not what happened.

[Mrs. P]

That's literally what happened? She was like, I should die.

[Mr. Third]

Now I've eversmirched the name of my.

[Mrs. P]

Favorite person, Joan Rivers after rolling underscore in underscore potatoes. We have quirks and stuff.

[Mr. Third]

Quarks and stuff. That's the name of my store. Quarks and stuff.

[Listener]

Yep.

[Mrs. P]

And I love, I love that we are on sale. We are huge Deep Space Nine fans over here. And everybody knows because I love to have my brand new Deep Space Nine picture up here that I got from Jenny Johnson Art.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

On Instagram. Yeah. It's a painted print that I put up because my old one was getting too much glare.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

It was a poster in a poster.

[Mrs. P]

It was a poster. And this is like very classy.

[Mr. Third]

We're classy people.

[Mrs. P]

And you know what? Maybe I'll link to her Instagram down below. Just so that way if you want to get some cool Star Trek art or other art, she has like Lord of the Rings and other things in there, but Quark's Bar in that is amazing. And when I played Deep Space Nine for Mrs. P, she was like, yeah, I like the science stuff, but talk to me more about this bartender. This is literally how. This is how she got pulled in. She was like, talk to me more about this bartender.

[Mr. Third]

He seems to know what he's talking about.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

What do you mean? What do you mean?

[Mr. Third]

Cut of this jib?

[Mrs. P]

What do you mean? In his world, the holodecker for porn. It's not for scientific mission.

[Mr. Third]

He's supposed to be trying to trick people. Yeah, yeah, I like it.

[Mrs. P]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. After quirks and stuff, we have Dorn underscore cog.

[Mr. Third]

Oh, it's like corn dog but backwards. Yeah, I love it.

[Mrs. P]

I like that.

[Mr. Third]

Love a corn dog. There's a place in Philly if for the people that come to Philly called Fox and Sons. It's reading Trouble Market. It's a completely gluten free food stand and they sell gluten free corn dogs and funnel cakes. Bet. And once in a while they do a breakfast corn dog. I don't even know if you even know about this. It's a breakfast sausage dipped in the funnel cake batter and then they dip it in syrup.

[Mrs. P]

And the thing is that somebody would be like, oh, gluten free corn dogs. Corn dogs are supposed to be gluten free. They put the gluten is being put in as a binding agent for a lot of different stuff to make it cheaper. Jerks like their soups and stuff like that. They put little Pinches of gluten and things like that. Certain types of soy sauces. My God. Don't actually have soy. It's actually wheat. Anyway, thank you, Dorn Underscore cog. After that, we have mom underscore who underscore watches underscore more underscore Bluey underscore than underscore her underscore. Kids.

[Mr. Third]

Oh, shout out. We're not at the bluey stage yet.

[Mrs. P]

Our kid is not, as you can tell by how much I've been talking about cars.

[Mr. Third]

But I'm excited to watch Bluey. I enjoy.

[Mrs. P]

I think. I think we're just a few months away from cartoons in general. He really latched on to puppets. Our kid really latched on to the Muppets and Sesame street and those things. And obviously Ms. Rachel. This is a Ms. Rachel household. We stan her forever and her mission. But also in general, like, cartoons don't grab him as much yet. I think we're almost there, though, because he started close. Yeah. He's starting to get into the understanding what's on the screen is a thing after mom who watches more Bluey than her kids. And we completely understand that. We have fun Kylo at M. Kylo.

[Mr. Third]

Hey, Fun Kylo. Is that, like, Kylo Ren's not fun. So they're the fun Kylo.

[Mrs. P]

No, it's a different spelling for kylo. So I just. Fun kylo. Fun Kylo or kilo. Maybe it's kilo. K I l o. Mrs. P has some stories about that from back in the day. Hey, after fun kilo, we have speedy like a fox.

[Mr. Third]

Yeah, speedy like a fox.

[Mrs. P]

I like that because that saying it like that. Speedy like a fox feels like mustard on the beat.

[Mr. Third]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Mustard.

[Mrs. P]

DJ Mustard.

[Mr. Third]

DJ Mustard has a collab with Heinz, and he makes mustard bottles now.

[Mrs. P]

Yeah, it just says mustard.

[Mr. Third]

I can't. I have been. Listen, I've been screaming mustard since Rack City came out. Yeah, right. Like, that's. I am very excited to get a bottle of mustard.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Also, it's just very fun that it's. It's all coming from.

[Mr. Third]

It's all coming from the fact that Kendrick Lamar made a song about how Drake is an alleged pedo.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

And now there's a mustard bottle that says mustard.

[Mrs. P]

And he's up for a. An Emmy for it.

[Mr. Third]

Incredible.

[Mrs. P]

You know about that? Yes, from the super bowl halftime special. Got nominated for an Emmy.

[Listener]

He.

[Mrs. P]

He might almost egot this, and he.

[Mr. Third]

No one deserves it more. And can I tell you, because Kendrick Lamar Is talented.

[Mrs. P]

It's incredible talent. But I Apparently I can't allege that the President is a pedo.

[Mr. Third]

No.

[Mrs. P]

On YouTube. No, that's my own TikTok. YouTube and Instagram don't seem to have a problem.

[Mr. Third]

They don't give a fuck. They don't give us your ID. Shut up.

[Mrs. P]

Yeah, TikTok, say whatever you want. Like, sir, we didn't take this down for misinformation. I'm like, but the President of the United States. Anyway, after speeding like a fox, we have. Speaking of which, here, underscore two. Underscore. Avoid, underscore. Doom scroll.

[Mr. Third]

Fail, Fail on Alex's part.

[Listener]

We.

[Mr. Third]

I try, listen. I try to keep it so that we're not doom scrolling.

[Mrs. P]

We do this, we do this podcast. So I don't doom scroll for two hours.

[Mr. Third]

Exactly.

[Mrs. P]

How many times have we recorded the podcast and then opened my phone and been like, I missed what? Yeah, like they did. What happened?

[Mr. Third]

Oh my God.

[Mrs. P]

After here, to avoid doom scrolling, we have Winter Lee Scriven.

[Mr. Third]

Hey, Winter Lee Scriven.

[Mrs. P]

Hey, hon, this next one is directly for you. You ready? I underscore love underscore. The underscore knife. Underscore bush. Underscore at underscore Camden Underscore Waterfront.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Yep.

[Mr. Third]

Knife bush.

[Mrs. P]

Yeah, the knife bush, which I was talking about when I was on my trip, didn't believe me and I was explaining to them the knife bush in front of the Wells Fargo center in South Philadelphia and in front of. This is bank park where the.

[Mr. Third]

There is a bush. In front of a place where there is live music or sports or specifically.

[Mrs. P]

Where there is security.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

If there is metal detector security, there's.

[Mr. Third]

Going to be a knife bush.

[Mrs. P]

There's going to be knives in there in Philadelphia. I don't know. Up and it's a take a penny, leave a penny.

[Mr. Third]

I've gotten some cool knives.

[Mrs. P]

You, you have to. You reach in, you throw a knife in there, you go to the event, and when you come back, you take out a knife of equal or lesser value. Yeah, don't take a knife better than your knife.

[Mr. Third]

That's right. Put it back, put it back.

[Mrs. P]

Put that one back.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

All right. Nice jeweled handle. Leave it at. If it has a jeweled handle, that's probably a knife.

[Mr. Third]

Listen, the only thing I've ever done is just open it. Because again, they're always like switchblades.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

Open it and you just make sure it's not bigger than the palm of your hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.

[Mrs. P]

That's illegal.

[Mr. Third]

That's the law in quotes. I'm not a lawyer. Don't take legal advice from me. But if the. If the blade isn't bigger than your palm, it's easier to say that you weren't going to cause crimes to the cops if the cops get you on that one.

[Mrs. P]

After Knife Bush at Camden Waterfront, we have Tim Durning.

[Mr. Third]

Hey, hon.

[Mrs. P]

Tim, I've. I'm sorry that you got wedged between two incredible names, because Tim just came in like, hey, I'm Tim Durning.

[Mr. Third]

We're like, tim, do you want to. Let's talk more about knives, Tim.

[Mrs. P]

Yeah, Tim. Because now I got yelled at by.

[Mr. Third]

A cop for carrying a shiv, and I said, I'm not worried about it. Oh, no, it wasn't a shift. It was a Taser. Because I bought a Taser in Florida and mailed it home. I'm admitting to crimes right now. So I. I bought a Taser, which is illegal here, and I mailed it home so I could have a Taser walking home from my bar shift.

[Mrs. P]

This was 18 years ago.

[Mr. Third]

This is 18 years ago.

[Mrs. P]

We were gonna say that right now there.

[Mr. Third]

Anymore.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

She don't even have the Taser.

[Mr. Third]

I don't even have it anymore. No more.

[Mrs. P]

She gave it to a kid.

[Mr. Third]

But. But. So this cop is yelling at me about it, and he's like, you, this is a crime. You're gonna get trouble. I was like, technically, if I was gonna get trouble, you do it right now. But he wasn't. Yeah, he was just yelling at me, and I was like, here's the deal. I would rather be judged by 12 than carried by six on any day. On any day. And he said, facts, and he let.

[Fun Fact]

Me go.

[Mrs. P]

Because apparently my wife is dmx.

[Mr. Third]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

All right, Tim Durning. You see what you did?

[Mr. Third]

Thanks, Tim.

[Mrs. P]

After Tim Durning, we have. This is a long one. This is. I think this might be the longest underscored name in the history of this podcast.

[Mr. Third]

Okay.

[Mrs. P]

That actually fit it inside the title. We've had other ones that have been longer. Yeah, but they had to message us. Yeah, because, like, it got cut off. And I was like that. Why are you a monster? See, this one is binged. Underscore. TMT underscore@_ Work Underscore Now Underscore. I Underscore. Need Underscore those Underscore Good. Underscore Good. Underscore patreon_ episodes._ 2._. Get_ through Underscore the Underscore work underscore. They don't tell my boss.

[Mr. Third]

Oh, I would never tell your boss. Hey, hon. Happy to be a part of your workday.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Happy to get you a little bit.

[Mr. Third]

Of labor from your boss. Love that.

[Mrs. P]

Yeah. Steal some pens.

[Mr. Third]

Keep them, don't mail them.

[Mrs. P]

Don't mail them.

[Mr. Third]

We don't want to break any machines.

[Mrs. P]

Steal some pen, Steal some stationary. Can I tell you what's crazy is that as we've been going through and like, we built out our studio here, we moved offices around, all those different things. The amount of things where I'm like, oh, we didn't pay for this. I'm just, like, thinking of, like, I know the exact, exact. I know the exact closet, and I still know the code to get into that closet.

[Mr. Third]

You should have never let us work from home.

[Mrs. P]

I was the trustworthy one in that building after Binge TMT at work. And now I need those good, good Patreon episodes to get through the workday. Don't tell my boss. We have Jen Jay.

[Mr. Third]

Hey, Jen Jay. Hey, Hun.

[Mrs. P]

Then we have Dan.

[Mr. Third]

Dan. Hey, Dan.

[Mrs. P]

Then we have Lady V Land.

[Mr. Third]

Lady V Land.

[Mrs. P]

All one word.

[Mr. Third]

I love that.

[Mrs. P]

I do. I like it too. Too, Lady V. After that, we have. I think this is just Tim 2.

[Mr. Third]

I say Tim the second.

[Mrs. P]

You say Tim the second. It's I. It's either I, I or it's Il.

[Mr. Third]

Because again, the sound of Tim 2, though.

[Mrs. P]

I like Tim 2.

[Mr. Third]

Tim 2 sounds good.

[Mrs. P]

After Tim 2, we have Dr. J. Dr. J.

[Mr. Third]

What's good?

[Mrs. P]

Hey, doctor.

[Mr. Third]

You better be a real doctor, not a quack.

[Mrs. P]

You better be a goose. You know what, Dr. J, you want to prove it? Get one of our honks not quack shirts. Right now down below after that we have Sean Ring.

[Mr. Third]

Hey, Sean Ring.

[Mrs. P]

Then we have Eva.

[Mr. Third]

S. Hey, Eva.

[Mrs. P]

Now we have Kanza.

[Mr. Third]

Kanza.

[Mrs. P]

Maybe Kanza.

[Mr. Third]

I like it. I. I think it's Kanza because that's how the bonza pasta noodles spell it. Bunza pasta.

[Mrs. P]

Okay, I'm gonna go made of chickpeas. I want to go with Kanza because it also feels more exotic.

[Mr. Third]

Yeah, I like that.

[Mrs. P]

Hello, I'm Kanza. Actually, you know what? I want to say it like that. I want to. I want to put some. I want to put a little cunt on it. You know what I mean? Hi, I'm Kanza.

[Mr. Third]

Oh, yeah.

[Mrs. P]

That's why. You know what? Kanza. We Stan. We Stan a Kanza. Up next, it says, I'm here for the knowledge fight.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Which is Incredible. And I wanted to say shout out to you, my friend, because these shout outs are directly stolen from that podcast. They. If you go back and listen to the early episodes, I think through season one, we used to do our shout outs at the beginning of the show.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

That was specifically taken from the podcast Knowledge Fight. Who. What they do is they take Infowars.

[Mr. Third]

Okay.

[Mrs. P]

And they listen to Alex Jones, Infowars and all those different things and they kind of do a decoding of every episode. The episodes are pretty long. I really do. I did. When I. When I started off a job, I would listen to them regularly. It was a great way for me to get through the day. But I really loved their shout outs at the beginning and like them talking about the names, all those different things. So I will always admit. And most content creators are ripping off somebody else.

[Fun Fact]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

These shout outs were directly stolen from them. They've just been moved around from the beginning of the show to the end of the show. And then Patreon paywall and then pushed into a secondary area. All of these different things have been happened. But it all started because I listened to Knowledge Fight. So big sad, those guys. And I hope someday Alex Jones paid for his crimes. After that, we have Haley Melton.

[Mr. Third]

Hey, Haley. Hey, hon.

[Mrs. P]

Then we have Ali Mary T. Hey, Ali, Mary T. Then we have Harold.

[Mr. Third]

Carrar Jr. Harold Carrar Jr.

[Mrs. P]

Wait.

[Mr. Third]

HKJ. Love that.

[Mrs. P]

HKJ. I like that too. After this, this is. It looks like this is a shout out to another podcast, the None Taken podcast.

[Mr. Third]

What's the Non Taken podcast?

[Mrs. P]

I'd have not looked it up because I'm just reading this right now.

[Mr. Third]

Oh, my God.

[Mrs. P]

What? What do you mean? What if it's bad?

[Mr. Third]

Yeah, what if. What if they're. They're cross promoting? But they do. It's a husband and wife duo that's does research and then explains it to each other.

[Mrs. P]

Oh, you know what? I think I'm going on this podcast.

[Mr. Third]

Oh, son of a bitch.

[Mrs. P]

Yeah, I think I'm going on this podcast very soon. So. Yeah, there you go. None Taken Podcast. Or maybe that's a different podcast. What? I just pulled up the thumbnail and it says, Jerry Sandusky is innocent.

[Mr. Third]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Mrs. P]

I don't know. I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

[Mr. Third]

Wait, what?

[Mrs. P]

Maybe they're just hitting us with a thing then. Maybe it's just a crazy.

[Mr. Third]

Maybe this is a way for us to look into the crazy.

[Mrs. P]

I don't know. Well, no, they have good reviews. Okay, so they have good reviews.

[Mr. Third]

Maybe the Sandusky title is just a joke.

[Mrs. P]

Maybe it is a. You know, it might be clickbait. I don't know. None Taken podcast. There we go.

[Mr. Third]

Let us know in the comments.

[Mrs. P]

After that, we have Ash Toombs. Ers.

[Mr. Third]

Hey, Ash.

[Mrs. P]

After that, we have. Michigan is a very nice place. Please don't send scammers here.

[Mr. Third]

Okay, Michigan, we're really sorry that we besmirched the name of Michigan number one. I hear you have lakes, and I love to go to lakes.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mr. Third]

And I hear that I could have a pontoon boat. Michigan. So I'm always gonna keep it open.

[Mrs. P]

I also heard that I pronounced Mackinac wrong.

[Mr. Third]

Baby, we should have talked about that.

[Mrs. P]

That's in a future episode that's coming up soon.

[Mr. Third]

But anyway. Hey, hon.

[Mrs. P]

Hey, hon.

[Mr. Third]

We love Michigan. And people from Michigan. I don't remember what we said that was bad against Michigan, but love y'. All. Shout out.

[Mrs. P]

I don't know who he said was bad. I think it was me pronouncing Mackinaw wrong.

[Mr. Third]

Oh, okay.

[Mrs. P]

It's 100. That, and then us being like, we've never. I've never had a problem. Michigan, we love a big Gretch.

[Mr. Third]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

I love Detroit. I actually. I root for the Detroit Tigers when the Phillies aren't. Aren't doing nothing.

[Mr. Third]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

For me, it's like the Tigers and the Orioles are like my backup teams.

[Mr. Third]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

And I love. We have a very close personal friend who's originally from Michigan, and he really turned me on to a lot of different stuff in Detroit particular. And I know I've met a bunch of fans of ours from Ann Arbor, because when I did a show in Indianapolis, people from Ann Arbor, Michigan, drove to there.

[Mr. Third]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

And I was like, why?

[Mr. Third]

Because if we were actually going to talk, we'd talk about Indiana.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Because I. I got stranded in Indianapolis on this trip. Anyway, it doesn't matter. After that, Michigan is a very nice place to use on some of the scammers. Here we have Morgan Steagall.

[Mr. Third]

Hey, Morgan.

[Mrs. P]

And then we have Paige Rearing.

[Mr. Third]

Hi, Paige. Hey, hon.

[Mrs. P]

Then we have Detective Diploma.

[Mr. Third]

Detective Dips. That sounds like the name of a Corgi.

[Mrs. P]

It does sound. The name. That's. Oh, my God. This is my cat, Chairman Meow. And this is Detective Dips.

[Mr. Third]

Right. That makes sense. That makes sense.

[Mrs. P]

After that, we have Lori Ledke.

[Mr. Third]

Hey, Lori.

[Mrs. P]

And I wanna just thank you, Lori, for putting how to pronounce that perfectly.

[Mr. Third]

Yeah, he was gonna get that.

[Mrs. P]

You actually I. Yeah, I was gonna. I was gonna hit you with a haymaker that you haven't heard since you were in middle school and you had a. A substitute teacher come in. Do I have a Lori Ledecky here? It's pronounced Lead Key Ludici.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

Oh, my God. And as somebody whose last name is Perlman, but people have pronounced it Perelman. I understand, girl. After that, we have only underscore joined. Underscore four. Underscore Mrs. Peas. Underscore quack. Underscore month. Underscore content.

[Mr. Third]

Let's go. I, like, fucking love Quack Month. And we're. We're working hard. We're writing things. I've been up all night while sick, still doing research.

[Mrs. P]

The one she's about boomy with for this week is going to be incredible.

[Mr. Third]

I have not told him anything except for. And I sent him an image he's allowed to use in the thumbnail, but I have not explained it further.

[Mrs. P]

And I don't know. I don't know how to use it because she's like, here's an image for the thumbnail. I'm like, but I don't know what the episode's about still. And you're like, here's an image for the thumbnail.

[Mr. Third]

I said, jesus Christ, shut up.

[Mrs. P]

You're gonna learn. But, yeah, we're very happy and excited for climax.

[Mr. Third]

I'm sorry the Liver King is so gross, because a lot of people are just like, this is such a gross episode. And you're right, it was a gross episode because he's a gross guy.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[Mrs. P]

After Mrs. P's Quack Month content, we have Ninja Crobat.

[Mr. Third]

Hey, Ninja Crobat.

[Mrs. P]

Great name.

[Mr. Third]

Love that.

[Mrs. P]

After that, we have Biebsaroni and Cheese.

[Mr. Third]

Biebs a Roni and Cheese.

[Mrs. P]

I love that.

[Mr. Third]

Thank you.

[Mrs. P]

Then we have Kathryn Simard.

[Mr. Third]

Hey, Kathy.

[Mrs. P]

And then finally, finally closing out the episode, we have Sinster Finster. It's a great name.

[Mr. Third]

I love that. Hey, hon.

[Mrs. P]

And what a giant episode of Shout Outs we had on this episode.

[Listener]

How long was this?

[Mr. Third]

Oh, my God. This is like an hour. We've already been 15.

[Mrs. P]

It was like 15 plus minutes of shout Outs.

[Mr. Third]

That's incredible, because we also.

[Mrs. P]

We also went into it and we had to actually search another podcast to make sure. Just to make sure that we're very confused about that. That they may, may or may not be doing shout outs to Jerry Sandusky.

[Mr. Third]

It says, journalist and documentarian John Ziegler joins us to review his efforts to prove the world that Jerry Sandusky is innocent. What?

[Mrs. P]

I don't know. We're gonna find out. We're gonna find out.

[Mr. Third]

Hey, I just want to point out we don't know anything about that podcast, and we are not associating with that podcast until further research.

[Mrs. P]

I think, though, hold on. I'm actually relatively sure I'm going on that. I'm going on a podcast soon, and I just need it. Yes. This is the podcast I'm going on. I'm going on this podcast at the end of the month for, like, one of their big anniversary episodes. So check them out.

[Mr. Third]

What the fuck is going on?

[Mrs. P]

I don't know. I just. Listen, we're going on pods. So they sent me a message. I said, all right, sure. This sounds great. Whatever. And so, I don't know, maybe they push back on him.

[Mr. Third]

This one says, none taken. Lost in the Sauce with Jeff Epstein.

[Mrs. P]

Okay. I think that's why I said yes.

[Mr. Third]

200 gallons of pee. There is no I and Maga. Okay, Wait, I don't. They got a lot of stars. These odds are a lot of fun. Five stars. Great interview.

[Mrs. P]

I think they're like us, though. I think that they're like us where they cover a bunch of crazy shit.

[Mr. Third]

Chaos.

[Mrs. P]

And I. I think it's a chaos podcast. I think we just happen to open it up to Jerry Sandusky is innocent. Which for anyone who is crazy because.

[Mr. Third]

We just got Penn State pen.

[Mrs. P]

I know.

[Mr. Third]

That's so wild.

[Mrs. P]

Oh, my God. Anyone who made it the end of this episode, you have no idea the chaos. We love you.

[Mr. Third]

We have a great week.

[Mrs. P]

Have a great week. Enjoy yourselves.

[Mr. Third]

Enjoy. Tremors today.

[Mrs. P]

We'll have a new food idiot next week along with the new after party next week. We're working on so many different things. Check out the T shirt, please. Like subscribe. Find us on itunes. Give us those five stars. This is. This is an audio Forward edition of everything and you are listening to this. If you are a subscriber or if you want to join our Patreon, you can join us on 500.net also. Alex is a nerd. Still links there.

[Alex]

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[Mrs. P]

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