The Flagrant Bullsh*t of Andrew Schulz | TMT #137

Summary

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500 - Episode Summary: "The Flagrant Bullsh*t of Andrew Schulz | TMT #137"

Release Date: July 20, 2025
Host: Pearlmania500
Description: A husband and wife duo delve into their online research, discussing the myriad of browser tabs they've opened to uncover various topics. This episode focuses on Andrew Schulz's podcast and its connections to broader political and conspiracy theories.

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1. Introduction to the Episode

The episode begins with a brief exchange between Mrs. Pearl Mania and Mr. Pearl Mania, setting a humorous tone before diving into the main content. They introduce the focus of the episode: the influence of Donald Trump and the Make America Great Again (MAGA) movement on the podcasting sphere, particularly targeting Andrew Schulz's "Flagrant Podcast."

Notable Quote:
Mr. Pearl Mania [01:04]: "Today's episode...is going to be in general about how the podcast sphere, especially the Joe Rogan sphere, the manosphere, if you will, was used, chewed and spit out by Donald Trump and the MAGA movement to be able to get back to power to do the horrible things."

2. The Epstein Connection and Andrew Schulz's Podcast

Mrs. Pearl Mania and Mr. Pearl Mania discuss Jeffrey Epstein's enduring presence in public discourse and its exploitation by podcasters like Andrew Schulz. They critique how Schulz's podcast has leveraged the Epstein scandal to build its brand, often making unfounded claims about Epstein's connections with high-profile figures like Donald Trump.

Notable Quotes:
Mrs. Pearl Mania [02:50]: "And so all this stuff about how Jeffrey Epstein, apparently not a criminal, didn't die in custody."
Mr. Pearl Mania [05:12]: "Explaining the entire chart in detail and why I believe, in my opinion, allegedly, that Donald Trump possibly is the one who ordered the... murder of Jeffrey Epstein."

3. Critique of Conservative Podcasters and their Tactics

The hosts delve into how conservative podcasters, including Schulz, emulate figures like Alex Jones to propagate conspiracy theories. They argue that these podcasters prioritize sensationalism over factual reporting to maintain and grow their audiences, often at the expense of truth and ethical standards.

Notable Quotes:
Mr. Pearl Mania [19:35]: "All of them have had Alex Jones on."
Mrs. Pearl Mania [27:29]: "And then you start introducing yourself to your audience and they're saying, hey, you know how this idiot... Yeah, we're doing what."

4. Interaction with Andrew Schulz and Subsequent Fallout

The episode recounts a personal interaction between the hosts and Andrew Schulz, highlighting Schulz's defensive stance when confronted about his podcast's handling of the Epstein files. They criticize Schulz's response and his reliance on controversial figures to sustain his podcast's relevance.

Notable Quotes:
Mr. Pearl Mania [49:48]: "Andy Schulz posted this to Twitter... 'Why you acting tough on Twitter again? We've spoken about your video in person at the Cellar.'"
Mrs. Pearl Mania [50:17]: "That's the most bitch energy thing."

5. The Decline of Schulz's Podcast Popularity

The hosts analyze the decline in Schulz's podcast viewership following high-profile episodes featuring Donald Trump. They suggest that the backlash stems from Schulz's alignment with disreputable figures and his inability to maintain credibility with his audience.

Notable Quotes:
Mr. Pearl Mania [55:03]: "His podcast is losing steam. That's what we're noticing."
Mrs. Pearl Mania [60:34]: "And so I'm looking at their newest video...he looks like shit. His hair is not brushed, his mustache is all fucked up."

6. The Role of Social Media and Short-Form Content

Discussion shifts to the impact of social media algorithms on the spread of conspiracy theories. The hosts emphasize how short-form content on platforms like TikTok and Instagram perpetuates misinformation, making it easier for podcasters to manipulate and grow their audiences through sensational clips.

Notable Quotes:
Mr. Pearl Mania [19:54]: "You need to grab these specific stories...the conservatives claim that no one else is talking about this."
Mrs. Pearl Mania [62:27]: "All of these podcast bros have a subreddit...But Flagrant has its own subreddit."

7. Conclusion and Final Thoughts

In wrapping up, Mrs. Pearl Mania and Mr. Pearl Mania express their frustration with the current state of conservative podcasting, particularly targeting figures like Andrew Schulz. They advocate for critical thinking and caution against the manipulative tactics used by podcasters to maintain their influence.

Notable Quotes:
Mrs. Pearl Mania [75:18]: "They've been joking about these victims. They've been building their platforms off of these victims."
Mr. Pearl Mania [77:31]: "He gets...you can't help yourself. There's a reason I kept saying your age there, buddy."

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Notable Quotes Summary

• Mr. Pearl Mania [01:04]: "Today's episode...is going to be in general about how the podcast sphere, especially the Joe Rogan sphere, the manosphere, if you will, was used...by Donald Trump and the MAGA movement..."

• Mrs. Pearl Mania [02:50]: "This whole brand for years has been the Jeffrey Epstein files."

• Mr. Pearl Mania [19:35]: "All of them have had Alex Jones on."

• Mr. Pearl Mania [49:48]: "Andy Schulz posted this to Twitter... 'Why you acting tough on Twitter again?...'"

• Mrs. Pearl Mania [75:18]: "They've been joking about these victims. They've been building their platforms off of these victims."

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Key Takeaways

• Influence of Political Figures: The episode underscores the significant influence Donald Trump and the MAGA movement have on shaping the content and direction of conservative podcasts.

• Exploitation of Scandals: Andrew Schulz's "Flagrant Podcast" is critiqued for leveraging the Jeffrey Epstein scandal to attract and maintain an audience, often spreading unverified and conspiratorial claims.

• Tactics of Conservative Podcasters: Emulation of Alex Jones' sensationalist approach is highlighted as a common strategy among conservative podcasters to gain attention and expand their listener base.

• Impact of Social Media Algorithms: The conversation emphasizes how social media platforms facilitate the spread of misinformation, making it easier for podcasters to manipulate audience perceptions through carefully curated clips.

• Declining Credibility: Andrew Schulz's podcast is noted to be losing traction due to backlash against his associations and the perceived lack of integrity in his content.

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Conclusion:
In this episode of "Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500," the hosts provide a scathing analysis of Andrew Schulz's "Flagrant Podcast" and its entanglement with Donald Trump's political maneuverings and the Jeffrey Epstein scandal. Through engaging dialogue and pointed critiques, they shed light on the broader implications of misinformation spread through conservative podcasting and the dangers of unchecked sensationalism.

Transcript

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[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Do you want to see somebody cope real hard?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay. All right. I'm going to play you a clip of someone reacting to a clip meta. Okay, I know, I know. This is. Oh, oh, it's reactions upon reactions, baby.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

I love it.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? We have Texas. We have this. We have all of the things. And are people talking about this guy?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

This creep?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So we're stupid. Yeah, we're. We're the fucking idiots. Guys, that is. I think what is enraging people right now is it's insulting our intelligence. Like, obviously the intelligence community is trying to cover it up. Obviously the Trump administration is trying to cover up something changed because they ran on this idea of exposing it all.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Why do those three men have leftovers on their head?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Because they are the leftovers that Donald Trump has abandoned in his wake as he got back to power. Because today's episode, Mrs. P. Is going to be in general about how the podcast sphere, especially the Joe Rogan sphere, the manosphere, if you will, was used, chewed and spit out by Donald Trump and the MAGA movement to be able to get back to power to do the horrible things. But more specifically, we want to talk a lot about Andrew Schultz.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. The pot of files, specifically.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. Yes, yes. We are going to talk about the Padophiles and how they platformed a pedophile to become our preso file. Yep, that's. That's it. So let's go ahead and get ready and open. Not one, not two, but two. Remember to smile. That's right, folks, you're watching Too Many Tabs, a podcast where a husband and wife duo sit across from each other in a room and they smile at each other and then they discuss all the fun things that they deep dive into on the Internet. But this week, this week, instead of Mrs. P. Bringing us a fun list.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Like a Christian movie guide. Like our last show, A bunch of Labubus. A bunch of Labubus. The fashions of Jeff Bezos. And this week, this week, we're gonna do. It's gonna be a little bit of. This is a Mr. P episode.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. Somebody let Mr. P get on the Internet again.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. Mr. Pearl Mania has been Let me just.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Here's what happened. He had this Annie Posto video go viral.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It went very viral.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

It went very viral and released an article citing it. Also, MSN Fact checked it, because in that video, you were like, oh, it cost $120 to make this Andy pasta for the Cherry Hill Wegmans.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. Yep, yep.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

And then MSN Dotcom went to Cherry Hill Wegmans and Price checked it, and they were like, he's honestly not too far off.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He's not too far off.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

It was like, 110 bucks.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It's 100. 404. Like, he's pretty close. And I'm like, yeah, but you. You're not adding in how much it costs to drive over the bridge. And I'm sure they also didn't take.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Five bucks to get back.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

You got paid five bucks to cross back over into Philly to leave New Jersey, because you' going to pay to leave New Jersey.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

So whenever you go to Wakeman, you're always going to buy yourself a little sweet treat. That's another $10. Yeah, I know me, I'm going to get a little slice of strawberry.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

There's no way you're getting in and out.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

You got to get a little sweet treat while you're at the grocery store.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

You got to get a little sweet.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Anyway, he has this Annie Posto video. It's going viral. The whole Internet's talking about the antipasto lady.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yep.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

And at the same time, all this stuff about how Jeffrey Epstein, apparently not a criminal, didn't die in custody.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

There is no list, according, according to Jeffrey Epstein's best friend, the President of the United States.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

And so all that's happening, and I'm like, hey, listen, maybe just take a break from yelling about specifically Epstein. And then what did you do? You got on your laptop and you started giggling because all the podcast bros are having meltdowns, putting tinfoil on their head like dorks.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Be like, I don't know why the.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Liar lied to us.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Well, maybe I'm the fucking idiot. Yeah, yeah, you're the idiot. You're a dummy. So they clocked you. Donald Trump saw you and your audience, and they said, wow, these guys are really easily to manipulate.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. And. And so I did write an episode. I had an episode I was rating. It was about how Sydney Sweeney is launching a new lingerie brand.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Nobody Cares.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Listen. Backed by Jeff Bezos. Nobody cares about Azalea banks posting private DMs from Conor McGregor where he had a weight attached to his dick. This whole thing And I had a funny thing. And then you know what? You said, I need to talk about Andrew Schultz's shitty podcast and his bad haircut. And I said, great. What's the podcast called?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay. So the podcast is about this chart right here.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

We're not doing the chart.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I need to do that. I added to the chart, I added Howard Lutnick, the Secretary of Commerce, for the audience. He was next door neighbors to Jeffrey.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Epstein for the audio listeners. I went to the grocery store. I was gone for about an hour and I came back and he had made a chart. There's thumbtacks or strings. It looks just like the image on our podcast, actually.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

About Jeffrey Epstein. And he posted a TikTok that did not get approved by the executive producer, which is me. And now he's trying to talk about it again. You're not talking about that again. You said you're going to talk about Andrew Schultz podcast and the other podcast bros.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Because they're all in a state right now.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

If people want to know what the charts about.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay. I made a three minute short form video.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Explaining the entire chart in detail and why I believe, in my opinion, allegedly, that Donald Trump possibly is the one who ordered the Assad. The murder of Jeffrey Epstein.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

While he was being held in federal custody while Donald Trump was in his first term.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And then Covid happened and we all forgot about it. Okay, I'm not gonna go into the chart.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

I have a similar chart also from the pandemic era, but it's of the Bone Appetite scandal.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yes.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Do you wanna see that chart?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I don't. I. I've. I lived that chart next to you. You literally, like. And then they found out she wasn't being paid enough.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

And I was like. And Brad did this.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I know. It was. It was a lot. And then. And then I was like, how did it take out my favorite podcast? Reply all. No. Anyway. Anyway, we're not here to talk about.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Those podcasts and the fun things I had on my thing. You want to talk to me about. Let me pull up this note here. A man named Andrew Schultz who has a casting couch in his podcast.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Not a casting couch. It's an employee couch. That's where his employees sit. And he pays them to laugh at his jokes that aren't that very good. Yeah, that's exactly. He doesn't have an audience.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He doesn't do his show in front of a live audience.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He does his show in front of his three quote, friends who sit there.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

That are on payroll.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

That are on payroll. Get health insurance that is Whose entire life is now wrapped up in the life and times.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

I don't know anything about this podcast. Never watched it. I do know one thing about one guy on the couch that's always there, and that's that his wife hates him. Because I saw his wife, okay, post a TikTok. Yeah. About how her dumb ass husband voted for Trump.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So, okay, so when you're talking about Akash Patel, okay, who is funnier than Andrew Scholz?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh, really?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yes. But let me. Okay, so let's, let's. Let's dial back a little bit. All right, so all of these podcast guys, Andrew Scholz, Theo Vaughan, Joe Rogan, Logan Paul, the Nelk boys.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

All these fuckers.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

The Blue Chewers.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

The Blue Chewers of the world.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

They all had Donald Trump or Donald Trump associates on during the run up to the 2024 election.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And they all famously. Very few of them ever mentioned the Epstein list.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

But that's insane. Wanna. Why?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Why?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Because many of them built their podcast and their podcast audiences by talking about the Epstein list like, non stop. Like, they made tons of jokes about it. They were constantly bringing this shit up. It was. It was over and over and over again. That's why Andrew Schultz had to make the video that we opened the show with.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

With him and his buddies with tinfoil hat on their head. Because they have to. They. They're trying to be like, oh, I guess we got tricked.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Well, so you're saying that their whole brand was basically the board you just held up?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Their whole brand was that.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

And making whole brand for years has been the Jeffrey Epstein files.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yes.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

And then they had the guy who's like, notably a friend of Jeffrey Epstein for over a decade on their podcast.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

In Jeffrey Epstein's own words.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Did they ask him about it when he was there?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

No.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay, so they have. No. No testicular fortitude is what I'm hearing.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Well, that's why they have to take Bluetooth.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So they. That's why they have to sell. Sell it hard.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Hard indeed.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, you better. You better pop that gummy.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Not our listeners.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Not our listeners. Our listeners don't need Blue Chew. They need Adam and Eve because they are. They. They don't need help getting hard. No, they want to make the experience even better. They didn't give us a promo code for this one, but it's on previous episodes anyway, so. Mrs. B, I'm listening. Okay. You listening hard?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

You're listening good.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

I am.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Because you don't need Bluechew for that. You. Andrew Scholz has around in 2024. I think it was October or so.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Sure.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He has Donald Trump on.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And now this is what's crazy. Donald Trump was not the first presidential candidate that Jeffrey Epstein had on his podcast.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Not Jeffrey Epstein's podcast.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Sorry. That Andrew Schultz. Let me. Let me listen. I have a chart.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

No.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay, put the chart.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

So Andrew Schultz has on President Trump.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

But President Trump is not the first person to ride on Epstein's plane to be a guest on Andrew Schultz's podcast.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay. Who was.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It was a different presidential candidate.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay. Oh. Oh, the one. The. The guy. The maha. Maha guy.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

RFK Jr yes. Yes. RFK Jr came on when he was still. He was running at first. RFK. If a lot of people forget, RFK Jr initially started his campaign running in the primary against Joe Biden. These guys are always screaming that there was no primary.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

But there was a primary, and RFK Jr. Was on the ballot for the Democratic ticket.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And was getting his shit stomped in so hard that he dropped out early.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yep. Yep.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And then immediately pivoted and called himself an independent candidate.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And then still wasn't getting any trash.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Then went and kissed the ring.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And then went and kissed the ring.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Before RFK went and kissed the ring, he was heavy on all the podcast circuits. Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Because he's. He's very Joe Rogany. Like, he's. He's crunchy, but he still does the testosterone shots or whatever. Steroids.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, no, he's still. He works out in jeans.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Pardon me. Oh, my God.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. But ice. Ice bath methyl blend blue. All this different bullshit that is all gym pseudoscience. Yeah. It's very. It's very like what you would. Could get. It's the type of advice you don't get from a doctor. It's the type of advice to you get from a guy in a gym locker room who's like, sell you pills. Yeah. Who. At the end. At the end of this, you're getting hgh. But he's going to. He. He knows he can't open with HGH. He's got to convince you.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

He's like, listen, red 40s the problem.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, that's the problem.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

We should get that out of our food. But also, have you ever tried this?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He's the type of guy who'd walk up to be like, why do you open it? Why are you starting out with cardio? You got to go right to the heavies, dude. You got to go right to that. You're not going to see any gains doing cardio. I'm like, well, I do cardio first to warm up so then I can stretch your muscles. I want to warm up the muscles and stretch. It's not about burning the calories. It's about making sure that I'm limber enough so I don't hurt myself. Nah, bro, you got to go right to the heavies. You got to go right. You got to write to the squat. Why don't you. You can't. You can skip it leg day, bro.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

You're like, this is a ymca. Sir, sir, calm down. This is a.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

We are surrounded. We are surrounded by 16 year olds and 64 year olds. And that guy has jeans on.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Is that RFK Jr? No. We have a problem.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

I saw one lady on the treadmill and flip flops once and she got yelled at. It was pretty funny.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, exactly. Because YMCA don't fuck around.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. I was like, why are you on the treadmill and flip flops?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Real quick, quick aside about ymca. Because, you know, during Trump's campaign.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

They would play the YMCA song and he had the village guy, the one village person was like, the song's not gay.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. He's like, it's definitely not.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It's not a gay song. You got to do it in chaps. There's a dude in chaps. It's not a gay song.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Leather chaps. Famously.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Anyway. With a big beautiful bill defunded the ymca.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Shut the fuck up.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. There was all these programs that would give money to local community centers like the ymca. And so YMCA is across the country are being defunded by the same campaign.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

That.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Did you know that the ymca, many local YMCA is actually support Dolly Parton's book program? So like the Dolly Parton, there's. Dolly Parton has a nonprofit where if you sign up your child, they get for like three years, every month they'll get a book. It's a literacy program because so many people in the southern states don't have access to books. So yeah, it's free. They send the books out. It's wonderful program. And a lot of local YMCA is actually help fund it locally along with other like nonprofit programs. So by defunding YMCA is you are inherently defunding Dolly Parton.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

The imagination Library.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

An enemy of the state and of this pod. Enemy of the pod.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Immediately. An enemy of the pod. Uh, Dolly Parton, who if she was more unethical, would literally be a billionaire. Which is what's crazy is like she, like, that's one of the weird things where, like, there are no ethical billionaires. I'm like, yeah, I know. Because Dolly Parton keeps giving away money.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Thing is like, Dolly Parton is like a hyper capitalist. She'll fucking put her name on anything. You go to Walmart, Dolly, everywhere. Well, listen, we apparently, apparently we got Walmart in the national divorce because there was a fucking. Everybody's boycotting Target for good reason.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

And then everybody thought that the Walmart lady donated to the no Kings protest. So then I guess we're Walmart people now. Anyway, I go to the Walmart because I don't know what I needed, like diapers or something. And I'm pissed off because I don't like going to the Walmart parking lot is like taking your life in your hands. And then I, as I'm walking around. Of course you got to walk around. You gotta look at stuff. Yeah, the fuck? The amount of things that got Dolly Parton on them. Pie mix, frosting, cookie jars, there's chairs. I was like this.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

They're board books. Board books for children.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

There's everything. If every aisle there is what? If every aisle, except for the firearm section, there is Dolly. And honestly, if she gets into the firearm in the crossbow section, I get a pink sparkly crossbow. I'm buying it.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, you would, you would.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Pink sparkly.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

But you know what it was, you know what, you know what bait you know, it'd be not only be a big pink and sparkly, it would the. The bow part. No, it wouldn't be guitar shaped. It would be butterfly shape.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh. Oh, my God.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Like a butterfly wings icon. I know, that's what I'm saying. That's what Dolly would do. But we're not here to talk about Dolly Parton. We're here to talk about Angel. We've all been there. You're hungry, but the only thing in the fridge is a half packet of soy sauce. Factor is here to turn things around. That's right. Factor's chef crafted dietitian approved meals already in just two minutes, making eating well a breeze. And it's been such a great breeze for me, Mrs. P. Right. We've been using them so heavily, especially recently. I wasn't feeling good about how I looked and I started trying on my health food journey a little bit. And the thing is, is I'm actually getting really good calorie. Counted meals that taste delicious are easy to make. And I'm going to tell you guys right now, I've lost seven pounds and Guess what? Keep forgetting to go to the gym. Still lost seven pounds. That's. That's me. That's. Honest to God. Because you know what? Factor has options that you can choose from it. Like I choo for calorie, smart, protein plus keto, and more to lock in your goals. Get started@Factor Meals.com Too many 50 off. And use code Too Many 50 off to get 50% off plus free shipping on your first box. That's code too many 50 off at factor meals.com too many 50 off for 50 off plus free shipping. Factor meals.com too many 50 off. We're here to talk about my chart.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

No, we're not.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

No. This is the chart. Now. It starts here with Jeffrey Epstein and Jelaine Maxwell and their connection to Donald Trump and how he is probably the one who killed Jeffrey Epson.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay. Allegedly.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

I mean, but definitely hear me think. I. This is a comedy podcast. So these are just jokes. These are opinions, y'. All. Andy Schultz.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, we. I've started calling him Andy because Andy wants to pretend he's not an old man.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Andy Schultz, he's like, I'm just a little baby. No.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Possibly.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

No. No. He's entering his mid-40s.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And he. That's the whole thing with the rest. With the rest of them and us. No, and them. That's the thing, is all of these dudes like to pretend like. Like Theo Vaughn. Theo Vaughn's, like, 45 years old.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Joe Rogan's in his mid-50s. These dudes want to act like they haven't been alive for the last 30 years watching the rapid decline of everything. And then they pointed all this random shit like, oh, well, I don't know. How did that happen? Like, Joe Rogan's whole thing is that he's a little baby. He's like a baby fawn that just walked out of the forest with his weird nipples one day, right? And he comes walking out, be like, oh, how did pyramids get built? Aliens? And then some guy starts telling him how Winston Churchill was probably the villain of World War II. And you're like, hey, wait a second. That's some weird Holocaust denial. Anyway, back to Andy Schultz. Andy Schultz and Andy Scholz. He has. He spends all these years talking about the Epstein files.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Talking about the Epstein file.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

He built his whole brand off this.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He built his whole brand. He. He did so much because. Let me tell you why. Right? The. The 2019, when the story about Epstein breaks.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Right. It was a major scandal.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And it was starting to rattle Trump. Like, Trump even, like, when Jalene Maxwell got arrested, Donald Trump got in front of reporters, and they're like, do you have anything to say about Jalene Maxwell? And he went, I wish her well.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And everyone's like, that's a weird thing to say to a child sex trafficker.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, it's a weird thing.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

But, like, he knew her. He knew her. They were very close.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

There's a lot of pictures.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

There's a lot. Not only there are pictures, there's a lot of interviews and articles about how much that Donald Trump knew Jeffrey Epstein. At one point, they asked him in The New Yorker. 2002, they asked Donald Trump about Jeffrey Epstein. He goes, oh, he loves beautiful women just like me. Likes him on the younger side, though. Like, that's insane. That's an insane admission to a man who was running Miss Teen USA beauty pageants to say because Donald Trump ran multiple teen girl beauty pageants.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Anyway, that went out of business.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

That went out of business.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

He's so bad at business.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yes. So anyway, all of this is coming together. And so, like, Schultz in 2019. This stuff is everywhere.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Right. And Covid hits.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And it gets memory hold. The Epstein stuff stops being a breaking story. And the thing is, with our media these days, I think a lot of people don't realize this. We're all being driven by the feed.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

We're not being driven by what is important, by what is good. It's either breaking or it's being algorithmically resurfaced by the conservatives.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And what's happening by conservative tech billionaires, specifically through their algorithms. So what's been happening is a story will break. The libs and the normies, they see it like the Epstein file. Right. Epstein story broke 2019. And then, you know what happened? Covid hit.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And that was the story. Covid was the story. The election was a story. January 6th was the story. The January six committees were the story. 2022 elections were the story. The COVID file, the Epstein files actually getting released was like. Oh, I feel like.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

I feel like murder hornets were in there too.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Murder hornets were in there. For me, there's all these different things that pop up that pop up any pasto. Sell it all. These are all things we're talking about.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Big into Sourdough.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Right. But on the back end. So that's what's happening on the main feed.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

On the subtext feeds for guys like Andy Shawls and Joe Rogan, all of these dudes are copying off of one man Who? Alex Jones.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh, the. The guy who sells the pills because the frogs are gay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yes, Alex Jones. They're. The friggin frogs are gay.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

They're turning the frickin frogs gay. And the one who.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

He's a supplement salesman.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

That's. At the end of the day, that's his whole.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

His whole. He built the entire thing to sell pills.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Millions of hundreds of millions of dollars.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

And he made a lot of it. And then he's trying to hide it.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He's trying to hide a lot of it from the parents of the children who were murdered that he claimed weren't real.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Because he lied about it.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Because he lied about it. And for. In Newtown, all of these podcasts have had Alex Jones on.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh, okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

All of them have had Alex Jones on.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Sure.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And they learned quickly from Alex Jones where it's like, oh, cover the topics that aren't being covered other places and then claim they're being suppressed.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Claim that no one else is talking about it because of them. Right. They don't want you to hear about it. There's a mass conspiracy, folks. There's a mass conspiracy of pedophiles out here. And folks, these. These pedophiles. You know, the only person wants to show it. Donald Trump is the only one wants to show you this list, folks. The list Donald Trump is gonna release, the Epstein list that Donald Trump himself is on. That's right, folks. Donald Trump had acted the entire time while Donald Trump was on the Lolita Express. He was actually undercover. He was undercover FBI agent, folks, who was just trying to make sure that we actually would know the truth about Hillary Clinton and how she is actually the. She's a satanic demon who smells a sulfur. Folks, people have been near. People been near Hillary Clinton. They sell. She's just.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

I need to break this spell to break the. Alex Jones.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Oh, sorry, I got too deep.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

You got. You. You're gonna. You're gonna end up really getting into it and suddenly it'll be a woker and then we're gonna get lost.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I do have.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

No, you're not putting the makeup on. I got the makeup.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It's right. No, I can't. Okay. So anyway, all these guys copy Alex Jones. Yeah, every single one of them. And they even include having them on. And they all learn. You need to go grab these specific stories, especially things that are floating in conservative media, because the thing about conservative media is they always claim that no one else is talking about this. Why isn't the mainstream media talking about this? Well, they are yeah. They talk about it for a minute and then another thing happens.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. By the way. Flood.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

By the way, Children murdered in schools.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Hurricane election snap defunded.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. All these different things are also happening, but they'll be like, if you're looking.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

At local news around, you know, Philly, where we are, it's like the zebra got loose from zoo.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yes.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Our news is a bit wilder.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

News is a little bit crazy.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Naked man mounts bus.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. Man who beheaded dad of finally convicted.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yep.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

That was a weird one.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

That was a weird one.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

That was a weird one. But anyway, the. All of these things are happening. So Scholz. And when we're trying to grow the podcast.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Covered a lot of stuff about Epstein and it was. It's also an easy trove to keep going back to. We keep discovering things. Oh, there's another wrinkle here and there. David Copperfield's in this file. All this difference. Like, legit. Like, actually legit. Like David Copperfield. It's like when David Copperfield's greatest magic trick.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Is disappearing from the Epstein files repeatedly.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh, my God.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

But he's repeated. Like, there's. I was. When I was reading up on this stuff at one point, Donald Trump ran a teen girl pageant before he owned Miss Universe. There was a different one.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

No.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

That he owned that involved the boat that sailed around the Statue of Liberty. And had.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

He put the young girls on a boat.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. He put the young girls on a boat with a bunch of rich, powerful men when they had a dinner. And a lot of the girls got really.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

I don't like the implications of that.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

No. David Copperfield was there.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. Nope.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It's mentioned repeatedly in the Garden. You're an article. Anyway. Just like. Also another weird one that was at the island. Did I just throw this out there? Stephen Hawking.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Ah, the guy that. Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

I don't want to think about that.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

No. You know what's also funny? Stephen Hawking's wife divorced him for cheating on him.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Really?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. And it came out that Stephen Hawking's wife abandoned him in the backyard and unplugged the battery when she found out.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yes. Queen.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yes.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I mean, yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

She found out. She said bet.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

But find your way back in bit.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

But enough about queens. Let's talk about. Guys are into princesses. So the. This. This whole thing with this list. Right. It's everywhere and the information is everywhere. But the big thing on the conservative circles is they always want to talk about the list because they could tie it to The Clintons. Yeah, because Bill Clinton, like. Okay, here's a really. There's a really freaky image of Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein. They're sitting in front of a computer.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay, okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And Bill Clinton is, like, looking down, but Jeffrey Epstein's, like, looking over his shoulder at the camera, and it feels. Feels sinister.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

No, I don't like that.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It is a crazy image. That's the picture right there. They're both looking, and it feels very much. You know what it feels like? It feels like the scene in the Shining where the dog. The guy dresses the dog looks through the door. You know what I'm talking about? It feels like that. But also Epstein spurg. So this is like one of the many images.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

So really you could Photoshop this image to make it look like there's just a picture of Trump on that computer screen. And that'd be funny.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

That would be funny. You could do that. But also, you don't need to do that because there's so many images of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

There's so many. Because.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Because in Jeffrey Epstein's. Yeah, in Jeffrey Epstein's own words.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He was Donald Trump's closest friend for over a decade.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. Anyway, I need to know what this has to do with Andy Schultz.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay, cool. So. So Andy knows all this. Yeah, Andy knows all this. He grows his podcast over the years. His podcast is growing and growing. And a big thing with Andy is when Andy first started out, he was kind of like an edgy library.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He would do this show that he stole. It was basically. He did this, like, little net show for a while where it was like Stephen Colbert's the Word. Remember the word on the Colbert Report?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

No.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Stephen Colbert in character would do a monologue as a fake conservative where he would talk and he'd do this monologue, and then on the next to him, different jokes would run.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Andy Schultz did the same thing, except instead of there being words like an opposite word or a secondary punchline.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It was images that were another joke. Photoshopped images. Right. And it was pretty good. It was a pretty good thing. I liked it when I first saw it. He tried to do that as a Netflix show. It didn't work. So then eventually he pivoted to the podcast space. And the thing is, is these dudes all made millions and millions and millions of dollars inside this podcast space. So once they make all this fucking money, they now have to protect it.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And they have to stay up. They got to keep their numbers up. And when you Go. And you look at Andrew Schultz's podcast.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Flagrant. All right. Because the podcast is called the Flagrant podcast.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Flagrant. Why is it name that? That's a weird name.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Mr. Third, why is it named the Flagrant Podcast? It's a basketball penalty term. It's the worst penalty you can have.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh, okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Get it. Because they're flagrant fouls.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh, they're foul. Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Because they're being edgy.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Got it.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

What's up, everybody? The whole thing. Sorry, I didn't mean to read that play. I wanted to go here to Popular.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Because I wanted to take a look at here.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Joe Rogan, Donald Trump.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. Okay, so here's. Here's his top three, Mr.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Beast.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Mr. Beast was his number two episode ever. Number four, Shane Gillis. Number five's Logan Paul. But as you go down them, I want you to notice something.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Huh?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

What? These are all over a year old.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, these are all.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So the pod he hasn't is losing steam. Yeah, that's what we're noticing.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

The God.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And so when you look at this.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

This is just a list of people I don't like.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Well, exactly. He platforms them and that. But this is. He's aura farming all these people low cowling. No, no, this is different. He's aura farm.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Wait, what's the difference between aura farming and low counting?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay, similar aura farming, okay. Is being like, oh, you love this guy. Well, he likes me.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So you should like the both of us because we're all friends. Yeah, low cowling sure is a thing. That is disgusting.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Huh?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Because you've been saying that you do it to the Chrisleys now. Because, y', all, I want you to know we did an episode. We did an episode a while ago before Mr. Third came on about LOL cows.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And about LOL cowling.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

And all this had to be explained to me what local was.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, it's people who milk people from the Internet for the lulz.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. For the lol.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And then you were talking about the Chrisleys.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, I'm saying how I follow all the Chrisleys now because I need to check in all the time because I make content about them and so I have to follow them. And then I was like, are they my locales?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And then I was like, I guess they are. And they go, oh, I'm gonna milk them. And you started doing this hand gesture like you're milking on utter, but you just did it one handed. And I'm gonna milk my low cow. But what Andrew Schultz is doing is aura farming. So he has all these people on, so that way their fans.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Watch his stuff.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Great. So he's trying to absorb other people's fans.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. And this way he gets a view.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And then he can then go to advertisers and then he can say, hey, look, we not only do we have these advertisers, but we also have. We can then show you to our sponsors.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Hey, in the comments, right below in the comments, type down the podcast that you want, Alex, to our form.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. Name a podcast I should. Aura Farm. Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Type below. Tell us what podcast we should be. Aura Farming.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Who do you like that? We should get Alex to go try to absorb some fans.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Yeah, yeah. Let me suck off their fans. Wait, that's not how I should say it.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh, yeah, yeah. All right.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, yeah. Have me on your show and I'll suck off your face. No, no, I' ma suck them all. I'm gonna suck your fans off.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

See, they're gonna clip that. They're gonna clip that.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

No, this is the Donald Trump dance, right? This is what they all have to pretend they like to do to the YMCA as he's defunding everything.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Ymca.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It's not even the fucking right dance. There's a YMCA dance. And he's doing this the whole time.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

He can't do it because then the makeup will wipe off his hands.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Oh, and then people will notice that he has had thick ankles.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Thick.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Thick.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

He looks like me after a C section. Bitch got thick ankles. He is retaining water. Baby, you better walk around. You're going to get a blood clot.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay, let's hope we retain some fan. Let's hope we retain some listeners and some viewers. We take this quick break. Mrs. P. We've talked a lot about Dadwear during this episode, but this sponsor is not just for dads. This is for anybody out there who's trying to find good swim trunks and shorts. Because it's time for the lined swim collection from Chubbies. Look at these bad boys over here. Look at these beauties. I got these sent directly to me from by Chubby's. They are a clothing company that have completely online and they not only make swim trunks, they also make shorts. And these trunks have it all. Quick, dry, stretch fabric, a built in liner, and tons of options, colors and patterns to pick from. And I love these shorts. And not only do I love these swim trunks right here, I've worn them multiple times to multiple pools. Yep, I've gotten compliments from Everybody about them. And then you also point out, you're like, I'm showing a little bit extra thigh meat.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

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[Mr. Pearl Mania]

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[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

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[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

That's right.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Which is where we've been taking your comments from both YouTube and Patreon and responding to them. Yeah, we've been reacting to them in a brand new paywall.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

It's nicer to say react than respond.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, I like react. No, it is react. Because we're reactionaries now. Like all of these podcasts.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, that's the thing.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I think that's. That's what's turning the nation more conservative in general is people aren't like processing information. They see it and immediately have to give their take. Yeah, and that's how you become a reactionary, because you're just reacting the world. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. That's how everybody's acting. And instead it's like, no, no, no, no, no, don't react. Just be a little clown.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

No, don't be a clown. Take a minute. Take a deep breath. What's. What's Ms. Rachel say? Take a breath. Take the right step afterwards, guys. Too many boomers in this world.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. Well, that's the thing that gets me about Andy Schulz. Because again, we mentioned it before, he's.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

42 years old old, just like me.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He's the same. He likes him. We're the same age. Yeah, about. You know, and like he also has a kid.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And it's one of those things where it's like. What drives me nuts is he's acting so much younger and he's pretending. And the thing is, is like, he's not good at acting or pretending.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Well, he. Didn't he just get cast in that movie? Yeah, he better be good at acting.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

No, he doesn't have to be. He got cast as Dan in Street Fighter. Okay. Exactly. Dan is not Ryu. He's not Ken. Okay, okay. Dan is like the. Like he. It's. Don't make me get into Laura Street Fighter.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Well, I need to know, who did he get cast as? Dan.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Dan.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

But what's Dan do? Is he a fighter?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He's like. I mean, like in like the storyline, he's like a trainer, but. Okay. Do you know what Street Fighter is?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, it's the video game that's at the pizza shop.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay, good. You understand that. So you understand that in Street Fighter there is a guy who wears like a red karate uniform.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yep.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And there's a guy who has a white karate uniform.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Sure.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Dan wears a pink one.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Because he's like a shittier combo of the red uniform who's Ken, and the white uniform who's. Right.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

To tell you something, whenever I see a pink karate uniform, I think about how when I was in high school, I did karate and I washed my karate uniform with a red shirt and then I had a pink karate uniform. So to me, this just means he's bad at laundry.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay. So to me, when you said that, I started to think about how that's how I discovered that my parents, where I grew up, that we had hard water.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So our water didn't need blue chew.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Because slowly over time, when you have hard water, it turns your white slightly yellow.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And so like my. That's not a problem.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Unless you are wearing a white karate uniform that is slowly turned yellow in a line of people who are wearing brand new bright white karate uniform. So I'm walking around piss yellow.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Like the same color as this fucking curtain next to people that look like Roman Reigns teeth. Okay. It's fudgeing crazy. Anyway, enough about Street Fighter. Let me get back here on task, okay. Because Andy Schultz, he's got so many.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Different ways famous mustache owner.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And the mustache is to distract from the ears.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh. Because he got big ears.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He has big, Obama like ears. And he wants to distract from that, so he grows this mustache, which I believe is stolen valor.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Because that's a mall security guard mustache. And as a former mall security guard, you didn't do a tour of duty.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

You didn't have to protect Abercrombie and Fitch from Juggalos. You didn't have to be the man to walk. To basically, perp walk the Easter Bunny into the hands of the police because he was being arrested because they didn't do a good enough background check on him.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Like, you didn't. He might live this life. You didn't live this. No. The Bunny. That's the Bunny. Goods got Epstein charges. It was the craziest day of my life.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

So the. The Easter Bunny at the mall.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

The Easter Bunny at the mall.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Just justice than the President, who is on the Epstein list.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yes.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

We. We perp walked the Easter. It was the craziest thing because the cops showed up, and they were like, do you know this guy? And I was like, that's the Easter Bunny. They showed me his picture and had his name like, oh, that's the Easter Bunny. And they're like, oh. The local cops were like, we can't arrest the Easter Bunny.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, we.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

We can't arrest the Easter Bunny. And I was like, all right, well, this is what we're going to do, because they. They talked to the mall management at the place I was working. Right?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And so what they did is we went. We're like, hey, Easter Bunny, they want to do a photo op with you with mall management inside the thing.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh, you tricked him.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So we walked him, like, Chris Hansen into the mall management office. Right. And then we walked him in. We're like, yeah, yeah. Like, you're hot. You want water. He, like, took the thing off, and the cops went, that's him. And then they threw him in fucking cuffs.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh, my God.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And they made him. And he was like. But here's the thing is they desperately wanted him to take the. The uniform, the mall, the bunny suit off.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

But he wasn't like. The bunny suit got hot, so he was just wearing boxers underneath.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

No, that's bad.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So they're bad.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

And I don't like that.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So then they're like, oh, we have to walk him in the bunny suit. But now they're like, we can't break kayfabe. You can't take the head off the bunny.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

And they're like, scare the kids.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So they put the bunny hat back on and then walked him out the back. And I was like, there has to be a. Like I personally witnessed three different children coming into the mall to see the bunny watching the bunny. And like the parents didn't see it.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Like I was like. And I just remember the manager, the, the. Our shift manager.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

They desperately at the mall wanted me to be a shift manager because they were like I was the only one. So every. The mall security guards were made up of old dudes who were solely working this job so their wives could get health insurance. Like they were. They were in that weird hole between like they had retired from their main job but they didn't have Social Security yet. Right. Like they weren't 65 or whatever it was. So they're like, oh, I can work here for part time. And that would literally just cover insurance for my wife.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So there was a bunch of those dudes and then that was all the guys older than me and then all the good dudes younger than me. All of them were in police academy and so they needed to do cop like roles to, to then like help them in academy and to help them like you do their resume to become cops somewhere.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Right. And then there was me.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

A guy who was drinking a lot. I was drinking a lot. I was trying to get over a bad breakup and I was just like, well, I just needed. I didn't make just enough money so I don't have to live in my parents house.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And that was the whole goal was like I need to be able to keep drinking heavily.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So I don't have to face my own issues.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And I don't want to live in my parents house anymore.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

No.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And they were like, you're great.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

You're gonna be the best mall security.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I know. That was the thing is the actual guy who was in charge of the contract, he thought I was such an amazing mall security gu. Like first thing, you don't run. That's a big problem with the younger guys. And I would explain it to you.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

They want to be cops.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

They want to be cops. And so like some guy steals a dildo from Spencer's and there goes fucking God. God damn this guy. His name was Goodwill.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Goodwill is. I'm dead serious. Goodwill is chasing a fucking emo kid who is brandishing a dildo into the JC Penneys. And I'm like, don't run.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Our insurance doesn't cover running.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Also doesn't the most of them. The insurance doesn't cover you guys like actually getting Anything back?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

No, no, no. The insurance does. This is what's crazy about it. So. So if an item is stolen, this would happen at Spencer's all the time.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And Spencer's. The thing is, is we didn't need to chase people from Spencer's because the Spencer's guy was the best guy.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

The manager at Spencer's at this mall, it was, it was, it was incredible. He was. It's like reverse Andy Schultz. Like he. He looked like a child, but he was old.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Right, so it's like he was like, is mid-30s, but he looks 17. And he was like all in the emo shit and everything. And so he. Everyone who came in the store never thought he was the manager. They all thought he was a customer.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And so he would just be like looking at the stupid, you know, dick beads or whatever they have or like looking at the I farted T shirts. Right. And then meanwhile there'd be some fucking juggler would come in the back and like, I'm going to steal this dildo and put it in my fucking backpack. They always stole dildos because they were too embarrassed to buy them. Because we live in a conservative society.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

That's true.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay. Capitalism allows you to buy dildos, but our society doesn't allow you to feel comfortable buying one. Which is why you should go to Adam and Eve and use our promo code from prior episodes. I should have the promo code up anyway.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Very bad.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I am very bad at this. But Anyway, hold on, Mrs. B.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Look at me. I'm listening.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay, listen to me. So he would catch them. He would catch these guys because the whole thing is once they cross the boundary of the store.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Big bang. Boom. Gotcha. And then he'd make them sit on a little stool until the police showed up. So our job was to come in and to. And to stand next to the guy until the actual cops got there, right?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And the whole thing was. This was how they double charged for the dildos.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

What do you. Wait, they double.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

The insurance covers the loss.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yes.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Of shrink. Okay. That's if the package is disturbed. Okay, but these guys then go to court where they have to pay restitution to the store for stealing the dildo. So let's say you have a $35 dildo. It's a real special one, all right?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh, that's plugs into the wall.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It plugs into the wall. It's 2009, 2010. $35 dildo. Okay? You steal this thing, you get out of the store, they catch you all Right. It's still in the packaging. It's not damaged.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Cops write you up, you go to jail, you're going to go then to court and you're going to pay $35 plus court fees.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Plus whatever other fine you're going to get for the dildo. Okay?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Spencer's is going to put that dildo back on the rack.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Shut up. So they're going to sell it again.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

They're going to sell it again. Now if you damage the packaging and they can't sell it again, Spencer's is going to claim the insurance on the shrink. So either way, the best case scenario is to catch somebody shoplifting because you can get a double sale, a full price double sale out of it.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

That's incredible. So they're actually in a sort of way, hoping on the shoplifters.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

They're trying to make things so shopliftable.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yes.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

They make more profit off of that than actually selling anything.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

No, but they also don't. They don't want to be known as that because if you had too many people coming in a shoplifting, you're not going to get. There's. So there's a delicate balance to be hit.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. But that manager, he was like a John Wanamaker. Do you know about the John Wanamaker thing?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

No.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

John Wanamaker from the famous department store Wanda Makers, which turned into Strawberries and Clothier, which was Clovers, and then the whole thing. But I believe. Listen, I don't. I don't know if this is absolutely true, but I feel like it is because I remember reading this. I think John Wanamaker used to hire women to work in department stores.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

And he would hire just like women that looked like they'd be shopping. And their whole job was to just kind of go around the store, like at the glove section or the perfume section, the makeup section, and they would just always look like they were shopping and that they were just customers. But they were actually monitoring the floor to watch for shoplifters. And it was kind of the first way that women got their foot in the door of police work. Because then the Philadelphia police were like, oh, these women can be used similarly to do detective stuff. So, like, they would hire the women to go into like these spaces to be kind of spies because they would just play customers or just play because, again, women are invisible. Back then, women didn't really exist.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So this is actually very similar to our episode about the Pinkerton.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yes, I think we talked about it.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

In our episode about the people we may have. We may have.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Which we will link at the end of this episode.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

We'll link down the show notes. We'll link down in the show notes to that one. I think that one is before we started YouTube. I think this is a pre YouTubey. We keep running into those.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay, wait, we have to get back to Andy Schultz.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. Okay, so Andy Scholz. Where was I?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

He sucks. He's upset that Trump lied to him even though he was a liar.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So. So here's the thing, is that Andy doesn't care about being a good comedian. No. He doesn't want to be a clown.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Does he want to be a good podcaster?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He does want to be, but in all of this is he views all. And a lot of these guys, their big issue is that people told them they're cool and these are people who have never been cool. Okay. I mean, and this is, this is the problem. Look at how Andy dresses. Yeah. Okay. Andy's a 42 year old man with a. With a child the same age as us.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And he is having stylists go pick the thick collared T shirt, the street wear. He's trying to do all this cool stuff, you know, all these different things.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Things.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Andy, we're like virtually the same age.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay, let me go and describe you what I wore the other day to.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Costco with Mrs. P. Yes, please tell the people. Yeah, about. I was sitting down doing work.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

You were. Well, you were. You had a day. You had a day off from work. So you were doing stuff around the house.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And then I was like, hey, we need to get something. We're out of paper towels. A few other things. We need to go to Costco and we hate going to Costco on the weekends because everybody's there.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And I was like. And I don't want to go by myself. No, it's more fun to shop with you.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And I was like, hey, it's 1pm on a Wednesday.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Let's go.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Can you come with me? Come with me to the Costco.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay, now describe what you wore to the Costco.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

So as a 40 something year old dad, this is how.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

This is how a 40 year old man should dress. Okay. First thing, it's the middle of July. Cargo shorts. There's no problem with cargo shorts. All right, I'm wearing cargo. I'm wearing them right now. I got cargo shirts on right now.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Are actually from Costco.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

These are from a grocery store of some sort.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

That's right, because you're buying your Costco, Costco, BJ's.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

These are grocery stores. Walmart, Target. Those are grocery stores. Okay. Yes. Okay. If you're. Yeah, those are. That's a little much. But I am buying clothes at grocery stores. I'm not above it. Okay. So I got that on card shorts. Now, my T shirt.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. Right now you're wearing a rubber ducky shirt.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I'm wearing my rubber ducky shirt, which is very cute.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

The baby loves it.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Baby loves this. But I also had. At that time, I was also wearing another shirt that the baby loves on my Lightning McQueen shirt. Because again, baby loves cars.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Cars movie.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Baby loves the cars movie. So I was like. I put it like, baby CB goes cars. And I'm like, that's me. So I had that on Disney T shirt. And then you agreed to go with me. And then immediately I was like, well, I don't think this is in. Like, this isn't like a formal thing.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

No.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So Crocs. So grab my green Crocs. I threw them on. Okay. Pop some Crocs on. And then I was like, oh, where's my wallet and my keys? Like, oh, right. And then I reached and grabbed my bright green fanny pack and I clicked it on.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yep.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Which also has a Lightning McQueen in it.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yes.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I have an emergency child toy. There's an emergency child toy in there. And there's also an emergency granola bar.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

In every room of this house. In our car, in all of the purses in the direct, there's an emergency car.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Because if he's losing his shit, you hand him a little car. Oh, car. Like, that's it. Okay, cool. So I had that. And then. And then what's the last thing I put on?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

A visor. Yeah, a very specific visor.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So recently, Mrs. P and I have been talking about, you know, you got to care about your skin. Right. And you should wear a hat when very bright day for your skin, especially.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

If you're as pale as you are.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I reached for a very advisor that I was like, oh, this is what we should have. So you guys know how there's the cooling rags that you can like. There's like a cooling sweatband you can put across your head. They get wet. It feels almost like menthol in your forehead. I was like, you know, they should make a visor out of that. And I found one.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And I bought it. It's baby blue. I thought it looked cute. The same color as this shirt.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So I had all this stuff on.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

So visor with a. Cool. A cooling ring.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Cooling rag. Visor.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

A ponytail.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

A ponytail. I had it in a high ponytail.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

High ponytail.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Lightning McQueen T shirt.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yep.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

A bright neon green fanny pad.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yep.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Cargo shorts and Crocs.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And Crocs, yeah. Like a dad.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Save some for the rest of us, babe.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

That's the whole thing. I don't need to care what people look at. Like, people look at me like, oh, I don't want to that guy. Good. The point is I don't want you to me. I don't want it. When we have conversations, we're two people talking. I don't need to look cool. I don't need to look cool for. Listen, listeners, I love you. I don't dress for you. I dress for me.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

He dresses for the baby.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I, I'm the miss. I'm just for the baby. I try to. How can I get eyes on the baby?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Most fashion is like, I wonder if the baby will like this.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It is. That's kind of how it's going these days.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

But like Andy Schultz is also a dad of our age group with a child like of our age. Why is he pretending that he's like cool and hip and because. And Gen Z.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Because he's desperate to be seen as cool because that is where his self worth is being into. That's why. When, when Andy Schultz had Donald Trump on the podcast, a comedian on his podcast, John Marco, he called him out for it on his podcast called the Downside. Yeah, John Marco Cerazy. I, I think this guy's very, he's incredibly funny. Yeah, he's an incredibly funny guy. And, and John Marco actually on his podcast, they said, they said this. We're telling me that all these comedian pod who make Epstein jokes. I make Epstein jokes. And you were sitting across the guy who's been in multiple pictures at different times of his life with Epstein and you didn't even mention it. So that is.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, that like, that's similar to what we've been saying.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. We've been saying the entire time. And it was insane. So when the clip we opened with with them wearing the tinfoil on their head.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

When that clip hit, John Marco actually went. And he retweeted it.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

This video.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He retweeted the flagrant video because they posted it. Oh, so we're idiots. Which, because again, the whole thing with these guys is they, they live off of clips.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Flagrant podcasts. All these different dudes, they go and they clip it and they throw them at short, short form media. And the short form media, like on TikTok and Instagram that then gets turned around and hopefully then becomes views of the podcast. But more than anything thing, it's to show people I have a podcast.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And that I should be listened to because more people see the clips than they do the actual pod.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It's the weird funnel to how all these different things work. So when flagrant wrote. So we're idiots, Right. John Marco retweeted it.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And wrote.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

With that exact clip. And then we got this insane, insane reply from Andy Scholz.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh, Andy Scholz. Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Andy Scholz.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

I love. This is juicy.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Andy Scholz posted this to Twitter. This is a reply to Jean Marcos.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Why you acting tough on Twitter again? We've spoken about your video in person at the Cellar. That's the Comedy Cellar. And you were a good little boy. You apologized to me. Don't be so desperate for views. I'll see you again soon. I expect this same energy when I do.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Wow, what a little bitch.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

That's the most bitch energy thing.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Now, can I tell you the funniest thing?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He wrote that while on vacation.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

See, that's how I know you're a big man. Where was he on vacation?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He was at the beach somewhere with his wife and kids.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Like, this is. This is crazy behavior.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

If you were unaffected, if you were actually too cool for school and being like, like, oh, you're gonna change your. Your tune. You wouldn't have to write this because you'd be enjoying your family and child on the beach wherever you are on vacation. When you're on vacation that you've worked so hard to earn all this money to go on vacation, and then you're gonna waste the mind space because somebody called you out for being a twat, which is what he's being.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yep.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

By putting a little baked potato on his head and being like, oh, I'm the idiot. Yes. Yes, you're the idiot.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

You got. You got clocked by a grifter who was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

But also, you're an idiot because you voted for him because you thought he was going to release the list. But you're also a vile piece of human trash because you like all the other horrible stuff he's doing.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yes. Which he said in this clip. Isn't that right, Andy? People that, like, they'll DM me be like, you see what. You see what your boy is doing? You voted for this. I'm like, I voted for none of this. He's doing the exact opposite of everything I voted for. I want him to stop the wars. He's funding them. I want him to shrink spending, reduce the budget. He's increasing it. It's like everything that he said he's going to do. Except sending immigrants back.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, so. Except for the Nazi shit.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Except for the Nazi shit.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Everything else. Oh, I want a smaller budget. Well, congratulations, Andy. They're cutting fucking school lunches and they're defunding Elmo, you bag of shit. Yeah, yeah, Enjoy that, I'm sure. Don't worry, though, you have millions of dollars, so I'm sure you can pay Sesame street actors to act directly in front of your children in your fucking living room on your Upper east side fucking penthouse, you bag of shit. I'm just fucking like all these guys, once they get a comma in their savings, everything they claim to believe goes out the fucking window. Yeah, and that's the thing. What I was saying earlier when we were talking about his fucking podcast, when you look at the numbers, the biggest pop he had was having Donald Trump on. When he had Donald Trump on his podcast, it got was this 9.6 million views on YouTube, right? And here's the thing I know about Andy, that number is very fucking important. Line goes up is very fucking important because he has to keep making that money. Because if you go to flagrant Media Group co and you go click on sponsors, right, and you take a look at what his company says to their advertisers, he has this giant emblazoned item hanging out up there with all the lists of their sponsors, like bluechew and Manscaped and all these fucking things. And it says, quote, advertise with us, podcast, YouTube, socials. Quote. Our audience trusts us and loves our thought provoking and many times controversial content conveyed through humor. If you're one of those brands, get ready to embrace the flagrant. And then they have all these different places like Keeps and Bluechew shouted out there at the bottom. My other favorite thing, though, is how when you get all the way to the bottom of the page, all the way at the very bottom, they make a big deal. We have 40 million views, slash listeners monthly. We have 7 million subscribers on YouTube. Oh, look at this. We have 20 million followers across Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Tik Tok. And guess what? Those aren't to flagrant. Those are the Andy Scholes himself, those links.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

20 million.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

No, when you add across all of these different social platforms.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay, so. But he's using the guys on the couch as their things too.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yes, so he says when you combine all five of us, plus the flagrant podcast and what these other podcasts I have. Right. Like, Brilliant idiots with Charlemagne and all these other ones. I know. All these different guys. When you add up all these together, we have 20 million-plus followers. But if you click on the button.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay, Click the button.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It just goes to Andrew Schultz.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh, okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Because again, this is one of those ones where we're in this together until it talks about him. His numbers.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Then there's his numbers. And that's where we're getting stuck with on these. And the thing is going, I'm gonna.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Do that from now on. On all of our socials, we're like.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

The hyperlink at the bottom is just.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

A hyperlink to my Instagram only. So people will be like, oh, Pearl Mania 500. And then like, wait, why? Why am I Mrs. Pearl Mania 500's Instagram about book, books and stuff.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. I came here to hear about the list. He has a chart. It's on his Instagram now. We start here at the very top. There was 10k videos in 4k.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Put the chart down. Put the chart down.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

All right, Anyway, back to what Andrew Schultz just said in there.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

When he was like, I voted for none of this. You voted 100% for this, Andy.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And you not only did, did you vote for it, you platformed it, you endorsed it, and you read fucking bluechew ads during it. Because the entire time. What? Donald Trump coming on your podcast, the maga movement, using all these podcasts. These weren't sold to you ideologically, Right? When I was doing shit during the campaign, when I did a video with Tim Walls, when I went to the dnc, when I did all those different things, I was doing those ideologically, I felt, and I still feel to this day, that Donald Trump is one of the gravest mistakes and dangers to the American public.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yes.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

The things that he is currently doing. He is currently. He is operating a concentration camp in a swamp. He is destroying our fucking schools. He is making us more unhealthy every single day.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

He's selling the national parks.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He's selling the national parks. He is collecting the DNA of children through ice.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Hundreds of thousands of children are having their DNA collected. Now, if this was. If this was Andrew Schultz or Joe Rogan or any of those other fucking dudes in 2021 and Joe Biden was doing this. But it's probably to collect the adrenochrome there, brothers. It's probably for the adrenochrome because they want the kids. Because they're all on the Escape Epstein list. But when Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein's best friend, does it, you get real fucking quiet, don't you, Andy? Don't you? You start inviting Democrats onto your podcast. Oh, and then you start mentioning the entire time, Andy, like, well, Kamala never wanted to come on our show. Is that true, Andy? Is it because Kamala Harris tried to go on the Joe Rogan podcast and it turned out that entire thing was just a psychological operation to keep dragging her along. Because they have notes now from the Kamala Harris campaign and from other people about them reaching out to all these different podcasts. Yeah, all these different things. Because they knew that long form video was the secret to how to reach voters where they are. Because so many voters are listening to podcasts or watching YouTube when they're on their break at work or listening to a podcast as they do their job, as they fold their laundry, all the different ways that y' all can get in the comments and tell us how you're viewing us right now. Now please let us know if you, if you're not listening to us on, watching us on YouTube, then tell us on Apple podcast reviews or tell us on our [e-mail] but when all of these different cases, the Kamala Harris campaign knew that and the Donald Trump campaign knew that too, and you were offered basically brand deals from both. I'm not saying that you were paid directly by Donald Trump, but what I'm saying is they told you that you could pop a big fucking rating if you have Donald Trump on there. And you did pop a rating, didn't you? Because you stunt casted that shit. And there it is, third largest video on the flagrant YouTube channel. 9.6 million views. And everyone since then has been down, hasn't it, Andy? Because then slowly your audience has realized, especially the young Gen Z men, that you've been the 18 to 25 year olds that you guys love to advertise to. Because those people trust you. Right, Andy? And your words, those guys have realized that you sold them a bag of shit. The same way you keep telling men who are 18 to 25 that they should sign up to get a bluechew gummy, that they should just keep staying alone. Hey, maybe pretty before you know it, I, I guarantee you on all these fucking podcasts, these same podcasts will be telling all these guys as they have these billionaire tech lords on, to go check out Grok's new AI girlfriend. Yeah, hey, folks, you gotta go check out, you gotta Check out the new AI Girlfriends on Grok, everybody. You know, I know that we've been making sure that you young men are basically undateable. You're unfuckable weirdos who will hop on Tinder. And three messages in ask a woman if they're into analysis. I know. I know that we've groomed you in a way that has made you not be able to communicate with a person of the opposite sex. And we've told you that even viewing the feminine in any sort of way makes you trans and therefore a danger. But now that you can't talk to women, we want to sell you on Grok. AI Grok, also known as Mecca Hitler. She'll listen to all the things you need and she'll tell you, you know, tell her your deepest. Tell Mecca Hitler your deepest big tittied mommy milker Mecca Hitler. Tell her your deepest, darkest secrets as she slowly pipelines you into a future where you have absolutely no control and you've given up democracy and you live inside of a technocratic hellscape that's overseen by a series of South African billionaires. Folks, this is what we're trying to get you into right now. It's not a conspiracy, folks. It's a. It's actually an economic plan. We have it listed on all of our financial documents. Spirit for Q3, 20, 26.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Can I say something? Number one, I do want you to stop before you end up.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I'm sorry, it does hurt my vote. I.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

But also, I want to say something. Alex Bones a little bitchy. I have a little bitchy thought.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay. So I did pull up the Flagrant YouTube channel because you were like, look at the numbers.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

And so I'm looking at their newest video, which posted two hours ago, where it's like Epstein explained. And if you could look. If you look at all of his pictures, if you click on his thing right now, he looks like shit. His hair is not brushed, his mustache is all fucked up. He's wearing a shirt with like this weird, like open collar that's ill fitting. Like he actually looks bad. Like he is not handling this dress well.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

For a man who just got home from vacation, he looks like he stressed the fuck out because he knows that he is spiraling into the garbage can.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Like he looks bad.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

So. And here's the thing. When you look at his numbers right now, like.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay, real quick. I just want to get back on it. If I look at the last 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 videos, he is smiling Laughing, smiling, laughing, smiling, laughing. But this one, very serious.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Very serious.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

He has to be upsetting. He's not laughing. This is no laughing matter.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, well, because this is whole thing is what he's trying to point to now. He's like, look, the full evidence that Epstein was a spy.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay. Because all of these guys need this to be somebody else.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

They now all desperately need to decouple Donald Trump from the Epstein list because they sold Donald Trump to their audience.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yes.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And if Donald Trump has anything to do with the COVID up, then their brains break. But here's the thing. I don't want to stay too long on Andy Scholz. I know.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

What do you mean? This episode.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He's not the only one.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh, okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He's not the only one. I do want to quickly, I can.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

I just real quick and read. I open the comments.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Go ahead.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

One of the comments says Andrew always dresses as if he is the CEO of Epstein Island.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Well, I will say before, before we, before we jump away real quick and come right back. The, the one that got me was because the episode that he posted a couple of days ago, Reddit. I hate what's happened to Reddit. Yeah, Reddit has. They changed their app and everything else and they got rid of all the old apps, were great. And now they have this fucking algorithmic app that says tries to sell me on subreddits. I don't want to see.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And right now they're very much trying to pipeline me into all these podcast bros. Because every one of these podcast pros has a subreddit.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

At one point somebody did make a Pearl Mania 500 subreddit. I was like, oh, that's cool. I don't care. I'm not. I don't want to be involved with that whatsoever. Which thank you for doing it, whoever did it. But, you know, whatever. But Flagrant has its own subreddit.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And when they posted, they recently posted a new podcast where they had the guys from Pod Save America. Because one thing Andy's trying to do because he's. Since he lives in New York. Is he. He's trying to not get spit on when he goes to random restaurants and when he's hanging out with his lib friends. Because he even said in that one clip, right? He's like, my friends, you know, people are texting me. Yeah, look what your boy did. He's like, it's not my boy. Because everyone that he knows in his regular life is a New York liberal.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Like they live in New York City. Like, they are not. These aren't fucking Trump supporters. If you want to be surrounded by Trump supporters all day, go move to Austin, Texas. Like, it's right there, buddy. For the love of God, move to Austin, Texas. But no, Andy wants to have it both ways. Andy wants to be the guy who got Donald Trump elected. Who praised himself for saying that his podcast on his own show. He said that his podcast had an outsized influence on the election.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yep.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He then went and did a victory tour with the New York Times and other fucking podcasts where he made this big deal about the power of flagrant and the power of the podcast universe speaking up. Because he is one of the more eloquent and more intelligent of the fucking podcast bro shows.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

But now he's seeing the rats escape the sinking ship. And now he's starting to notice that people aren't scared of Andy Scholes anymore. When I made my video, I just wait real quick.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

It's funny because you're like, the rats are running from the sinking ship. So everybody's like freaking out, right? Except for in New York, we're used to rats. The east coast, we see rats on the streets sometimes in Philly, it doesn't matter. So a scurrying rat means nothing.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

So like he, he is not in Austin, Texas. He is in a city where people see scurrying rats on the reg and nowhere to hide.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And they also know they. You know what they know. They know a rat personality, okay? And they can see that ratatouille face, you bag of shit. Okay? And the thing is, is, is, is what Andy is doing is he's freaking out because he's spent so long. He's the Andy Schultz, basically, babe. Yeah, he's the Andy Schultz.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

All right. He's not a stand up comedian. He's a philosopher. All right? He's a polite. They, at one point, the New York Times, they called him like the, like sound like the most profound political reporter. Like, all this different shit. And so now he's been desperate. He had Pete Buttigieg on. He's doing all these different things because he's trying to pivot.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And he's trying to be like, no, no, no, no, Libs, libs, use me to dig yourself out of the hole. And it's like, buddy, why the the would we use. Why the would we put a scorpion on our back to cross this river? Yeah, why the would we do that, bud? And all the pods, Andy, all the people that are coming on, all the libs, the pod Save America, guys. All these dudes, you know what they're doing, Andy? They're aura farming you. They're coming on buddy, and they're milking. They're introducing themselves to your audience and they're saying, hey, you know how this idiot with a mustache sitting next to us said that none of this bad would happen? Well, we said this bad would happen our podcast the entire time. Why don't you come over here to our podcast where we tell you the truth. We don't lie to you like Andy. Shs. That's the subtext that's happening to you, Andy. And Andy, here's the thing. I know for a fact that when I made my video that got 2 million views on Tick Tock and a half million views on Instagram and quite a few views over on YouTube Shorts. Not a lot, because YouTube Shorts is weird cancer garbage. It's like pipelining people in weird directions. But enough about that. I can tell that video got to you, Andy. You know how I can tell? Because you started dressing a little different. You start acting a little different.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

He's dressed like.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I noticed.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

I noticed Charlie Sheen in that show used to do.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I noticed on your Pod Saves flagrant episode, you're wearing a hat. Out of nowhere, suddenly you're starting to dress a little bit like a dad trying to dad it up. Cause I read the comments, and I know you read the comments too, Andy. You can't fucking help yourself. There's a reason I kept saying your age there, buddy. Cause it bothers you to be 42. It does. It bothers you a lot. Hurts your soul a little bit, doesn't it? You're a young guy. You got a whole life in front of you. No buddy. No buddy hurts his knees. We got the same amount of time left. That's not a lot. It's not a lot. And you got even less in the spotlight. And it's. It's gonna be a grand old time as we watch you wither. And I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy it because you tried to be cool when you're a fucking clown. And that's the whole thing. You wanna know how Conan stayed in for so long? Want to know how Dave Letterman stayed in for so long? Want to know how all the comedy greats that are remembered stayed in for so long? They knew that they were the fucking joke and they leaned into it. But you couldn't be Don Rickles. You had to insult people, not have fun with them. You had to fucking make people and your audience feel that they were better than others, not the same. And that's why now you're sitting back, the Andy Schulls, looking around you, watching the rats scurry, wondering why they haven't invited you to the rat Club. But Mrs. P, he's not the only one. And when we come right back after this, we're gonna talk about all the conservative influencers and how they're scurrying too. Right, Charlie Kirk.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

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[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Now, Mrs. P. I don't want to spend too much on the conservative influencers that are breaking everywhere, but I do want to explain the funniest ones.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay. Because the biggest conservative influencer that's breaking as of the recording of this pod is Donald Trump himself. Oh, yeah, because Donald Trump is a massive conservative influencer. And we've also talked about how Elon Musk is a huge MAGA influencer. At least he was until the girls were fighting, which we talked about in an episode a while ago.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah, the girls did fight.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

But the big one that really gets me it and that a lot of people were really losing their minds over was this line that Donald Trump posted a true social the other night. Okay. Quote, what's going on with my boys and in some cases gals. And that sucking.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

You didn't need to write anything after that.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It's such. It's so fucking crazy. Because the thing is, is Donald Trump has become. What's the word I want to look at? I want to. I want to say with this, he's like disconnected from the universe that he has created.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Right. So like he, he's trying to pivot in all these different ways where he's trying to pin it on a lackey.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And his fans want to. His pants want to pin it on Pam Bondi or Dan Bongino or Cash Patel, the FBI director. They want to pin it on all these different people. And like so many of them are pleading with Trump to like, to, to pivot. Alex Jones himself was like, Mr. President, you gotta do this different. Like all these different guys. And even in with Andy Scholz, like, some of the things he's saying, they think they're sending subliminal messages, like, to Trump to try to, like, lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. And the thing is, with. With swollen ankles, Donald Trump, he's not drinking enough water. He's also not being led anywhere. He only drinks Diet Cokes. So with this, it reminds me very much of an issue that they used to have in Russia.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Which is a. It's a thing called Good Czar, Bad Boyers.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

What?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And this is why we're breaking through the Epstein shit, is breaking through maga.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Good Czar, Bad Boyers is a concept that. The czar. Right. The czar is the emperor of Russia. Yes, the emperor. He's not a bad guy.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

No.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It's the nobles that are bad. Mm. These other people in the hierarchy, in the pyramid, they're a bag of shit. It's the same thing you see in MLMs all the time. Oh, the guy running the MLM, he's not a bad guy. He's trying to sell me a good product. It's the person who. It's my friend who sold me on it. It's this other person over here. So in the case of Donald Trump, he will always immediately turn and say, oh, no, this is actually Jeff Sessions. This was Alex Acosta.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

This was Bill Barr. This was Mike Pence.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

This was David Copperfield with a bunny rabbit.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

At the mole. This is pulling it out of a hat.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

This is all of these magicians. Magicians. All of these different things so he can point to all these different people. Right?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

But in this case, with the Epstein files, it's becoming clearer and clear. This direction is coming directly from Donald Trump. And so his people are like, oh, no, our czar is an evil psychopath.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. Which he's been saying the whole time.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. Yes, 100%. But again, most of these guys have had their shit washed through podcasts, like Andy Scholz, like Alex Jones, like Joe Rogan. So this stuff has literally been hidden from them because if something bad would happen about Donald Trump, they go, folks, we got a new wrinkle in the Epstein list tonight. We got new Zoo things coming up. So that's why it led us to the other on Monday.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Charlie Kirk dropping probably the most insane statement.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

That I've ever heard.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

This clip. You played this clip.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I know, I know. And I play for the people. I'm gonna play for the people. Here we go. Honestly, I'm done talking about Epstein. For the time being, I'm gonna trust my friends, the administration I'm gonna trust my friends in the government. That's insane.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

God.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

A conservative saying, I'm gonna trust my friends in the government.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

We're trusting the government, Charlie. I can.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

What are we doing here, Charlie? And it's in that moment, this is after, mind you, an entire weekend of Turning Point usa. Turning Point USA is run by Charlie Kirk. It is a giant MLM style meetings that they have. He's taken over for cpac, which is a conservative political action action committee. He's taken over all these different things and he. This is how he markets to young people. He has these conferences that are very much like a Comic Con or an anime convention. It's an anime convention for conservatives without any cool cosplay. No, the. Well, I mean, they'll dress up as a brick wall. They dress up like Donald Trump. They dress up like their favorite maga influencers.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

The worst.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

The worst. And they have these different people come up and one of the. They had people after people. Tucker Carlson spoke at it. Charlie Kirk spoke at it. The fans at this place kept screaming about the Epstein files, which led Laura Ingraham to ask that many of you are satisfied. You can, you can clap. Satisfied with the results of the Epstein investigation. Clap.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh, she's getting booed.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Okay. I told you to clap. Do you hear that? I told you to clap. But that's very.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

I don't think she understood what the response was there.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

But that's also Jeb energy. That's Jeb bush. Please clap. Mr. Third, put that clip in right here. Real quick. Please clap. There we go. That's Jeb Bush. Please clap. Incredible. That's the same energy, though. That's when you're at the failing point.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

But all of these guys are coming out. And now what's really happening again, we'll be talking about with Andy Schultz, the rat scurrying.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Right now we're seeing the plays being made for each other's audience. The backstabbings begun.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Okay. Yes. All right.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yes. Tim Drama. Famously bald Tim Pool.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Yeah. The man that wears a knit cap in summertime.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yes. Famously at the skate park he bought.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Because he has no friends.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yes. Famously bald Tim Pool tweeted. After speaking with my friends in the government and also private private equity holdings, I have decided that no one cares about Epstein anyway. Like, I mean, who's Epstein? Am I right?

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Didn't simple famously get paid by Russia?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Yes.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

So why is he talking shit?

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Because he's hoping people forget that.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh, well, I'm not going to forget it. I'LL bring it up.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

I know you're not going to forget it. But also, Tim Pool has also been trying to offer cover of why the Epstein list hasn't been released. He's trying a whole different thing.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

What's his.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He's trying to claim that the only reason Democrats want to see the Epstein list is because they want to get a hold of all of that. That child material that is being held in the files.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Oh, okay.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

He said, and I quote, absolutely insane that Democrats actually voted to have the US Government publish child. What WTF is even going on anymore. And he keeps saying over and over again that the Democrats who are currently going into Congress and voting repeatedly to force the DOJ and others to release whatever information that they have, obviously that would redact things about victims. Yeah, obviously. Tim Pool is claiming. No, no, actually they just want to get a hold. The Democrats are such groomers that they want to get all a hold of all the Epstein stuff so then they can learn from it. And like, you're a fucking psychopath.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

What? Okay. I just. There's so many layers to how much all of this is so gross and annoying. It's like everyone you've named Andy, Joe, Tim, all of them, they've built these platforms off of the backs of victims of sexual abuse. Right? So, like, there are people that were abused by Epstein and the people on the Epstein list. Right. I'm not going to say names because allegedly. But like, they've been joking about these victims. They've been building their platforms off of these victims. And so when it's brought to light that, like, these victims will never see justice, they fundamentally don't care. It's not about justice for them. It's just about a gotcha because they want to get the Clintons or something. Right. And like, the whole thing is, is we don't. I mean, we do, but like, we don't need a list. There are women who were the young children that this happened to who've come out and said, this happened to me.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

Me.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

If you just believe the victims, you don't need a list because the victims have already said who it was and what happened. But they don't want to listen to women 100.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It's infuriating because also they don't actually want to get to the bottom of anything. No, they want to talk about this in a loop forever. So that way people will keep tuning in every single week and their numbers will keep going up and they will be able to. To keep adding more advertising spots to it. That's what this all really comes down to. And that's what drives me so crazy, because at one point when Andy Scholz was being interviewed, he talked about the difference between podcasts and the news. And he said the nightly news, the job of the nightly news is to sell antidepressant medication. He said the job of the nightly news is to push big Pharma on people, okay, because they run those ad spots. But, Andy, you sell medication. It Bluechew is a prescription medication that is developed originally by Pfizer. It's chewable Viagra. What are we doing here, buddy? Like, this is. This is what we're talking about. Like you're. You're a hypocrite and a clown. Well, guys, that's our show. And God, what a Doozy it was.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

Mrs. P. It really took a lot of turns.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

It took a lot of twists and turns. And there's even more on the chart.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

No, we don't want the chart, okay? I did a lot of research about worms and this is what we ended up with.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And we've never even covered the berries part of it. But if you enjoyed this show, always check out our Patreon promania500.net where you can hear us react to your comments.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

And the after party people are loving it.

[Mr. Pearl Mania]

And any comments from this episode will be heard in probably about two weeks or so. I don't know when we get around to it, but. Yeah, but thank you GU so much. And keep, you know, thanks for liking subscribing for all the comments, all the different things we have. We love you and we hear you. Yeah. And guys, more than anything else, just remember to smile. Too many frauds and too many scammers that we wish weren't real. Too many cons and too many spammers and we're starting to feel like we've got too many tabs open and too many times. Remember to smile.

[Mrs. Pearl Mania]

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[Mr. Pearl Mania]

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