Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Episode: TMT 136 Libsyn
Release Date: July 13, 2025

Overview

In Episode 136 of Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500, hosts Mrs. P and her partner delve deep into the world of online movie ratings, uncovering a website called Movie Guide. This platform assesses films based on Christian nationalist values, sparking a lively and often humorous conversation between the duo as they navigate through various movie reviews and ratings. Their exploration reveals not only their personal perspectives on popular films but also highlights the complexities and biases inherent in movie evaluation systems.

Discovery of Movie Guide

Mrs. P stumbles upon Movie Guide while conducting research for their podcast. Intrigued by its unique approach, she invites her partner to examine the website together. Their initial reaction is one of skepticism and amusement as they navigate the site’s intricate rating system designed to evaluate movies through a Christian nationalist lens.

Notable Quote:
Mrs. P (01:22): "Because Mrs. P did some deep dive research this week, and somehow she ended up on the movie guide website that lets you know just how godly are your favorite films."

Analyzing Movie Ratings

The hosts proceed to analyze various movies rated by Movie Guide, providing their candid opinions and uncovering the site's stringent criteria.

Ever After A Cinderella Story ([08:29] - [11:51])

Mrs. P examines the rating for her favorite teenage movie, Ever After A Cinderella Story. Surprisingly, the film is lauded for its Christian worldview, emphasizing faith and moral principles.

Notable Quote:
Mrs. P (11:23): "I watched Ever After a million times. I've never thought of it as a Christian movie."

However, despite the film's repeated viewings, Mrs. P expresses her disdain for Drew Barrymore, the lead actress, adding a humorous personal grievance.

Love Island ([14:47] - [20:03])

The conversation shifts to the reality show Love Island, which receives harsh criticism for its portrayal of relationships and moral values.

Notable Quote:
Mrs. P (15:52): "Love island was designed for people who have never lived in a city near a nightclub. The way these people talk to each other... I would leave the city."

Mrs. P passionately denounces the show as a "slut contest," highlighting its lack of genuine love and the superficiality of its participants.

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story ([20:03] - [27:58])

Rogue One is scrutinized for its moderate violence and subtle Christian symbolism. Mrs. P and her partner dissect the film's themes of hope, sacrifice, and redemption, aligning them with Christian values.

Notable Quote:
Mrs. P (25:49): "This is a minus two. I know Ever After had a plus one."

The hosts debate the film’s anti-totalitarian message, drawing parallels between the movie's empire and modern-day political climates.

The Holiday ([28:25] - [33:49])

The Holiday, a popular romantic comedy, receives criticism for its perceived removal of Christian elements, despite being set during Christmas.

Notable Quote:
Mrs. P (30:27): "How dare they take the Christ out of Christmas."

They discuss the film's PG-13 rating, pondering the inconsiderate use of language and the absence of positive religious references.

The Lighthouse ([58:47] - [65:42])

The Lighthouse, a horror film, is evaluated for its extreme violence and pagan elements. The hosts express surprise at its high violent rating compared to less intense films.

Notable Quote:
Mrs. P (62:28): "I never thought of it as a Christian movie."

They explore the movie's themes of immorality, alcohol abuse, and the struggle for sanity, aligning them with the site's strict rating criteria.

Godzilla Movies: Godzilla Minus One & Godzilla: King of Monsters ([65:23] - [77:42])

The Godzilla series is analyzed for its environmental themes and Christian symbolism. Mrs. P discusses how the films portray Godzilla as a savior figure battling against forces akin to evil.

Notable Quote:
Mrs. P (75:09): "Lord of the Rings is a Christian movie."

They debate the portrayal of Godzilla and other titans as metaphors for real-world issues like climate change and overpopulation, highlighting the intricate connections made by Movie Guide.

The Menu ([85:16] - [90:46])

The Menu, a dark comedy horror film, is critiqued for its excessive violence and foul language. The hosts lament the disconnect between the film's intended moral commentary and its reception by the rating site.

Notable Quote:
Mrs. P (87:32): "It's a multi-course meal, but part of the appetizer is the man commits suicide."

They humorously relate the film’s violent scenes to real-life restaurant experiences, underscoring the absurdity of its rating.

Singing in the Rain & Lord of the Rings ([91:52] - [98:53])

Singing in the Rain, a classic family film, is praised for its positive moral themes despite containing comedic violence. Conversely, Lord of the Rings is examined for its Christian symbolism amidst its fantastical elements.

Notable Quote:
Mrs. P (93:12): "Lord of the Rings is a Christian movie."

They discuss Professor James Parker’s interpretation of Gandalf as an angelic figure, countering negative perceptions associated with magic in films like Harry Potter.

Boogie Nights ([96:42] - [99:05])

Boogie Nights, despite being critically acclaimed, receives a negative rating due to its explicit content and portrayal of immorality. The hosts find the disparity between the film’s quality and its rating both amusing and perplexing.

Notable Quote:
Mrs. P (97:00): "Boogie Nights has the most [negative] in history of Christian Nationalism and movieguide.com."

Superman ([108:43] - [110:21])

The new Superman film is reviewed, highlighting its moderate violence and absence of sex or nudity. The hosts express mixed feelings, with Mrs. P showing intrigue despite the film's critiques.

Notable Quote:
Mrs. P (108:38): "I want to see this movie."

Decoding Movie Guide’s Rating System

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to unraveling the complex rating system used by Movie Guide. The hosts identify various abbreviations and their meanings, such as:

• A B: Anti Biblical, Anti Christian, or Anti Jewish worldviews
• F E: Feminist worldview elements
• ACAC: Anti-Communist
• HO: Homosexual elements

They humorously attempt to interpret these codes, highlighting the website's rigid and often contradictory criteria.

Notable Quote:
Mrs. P (31:41): "Maybe because they believe there's multiple A words."

Impact of IRS Rule Change & Movie Guide’s Allegiance

Towards the episode's conclusion, the hosts discuss a recent IRS rule change affecting the separation of church and state, which subsequently impacts Movie Guide, as its CEO, Robert Baer, is involved in a lawsuit against the IRS over the Johnson Amendment. This development underscores the intertwining of religious institutions and media evaluation.

Notable Quote:
Unknown (100:58): "From now on, houses of worship... can speak to their congregation... about elections... viewed through the lens of religious faith."

Mrs. P and her partner express concern over the potential influence of Movie Guide on political and religious discourse, reflecting on the broader implications of the IRS rule change.

Conclusion

Episode 136 of Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500 provides an insightful and entertaining exploration of how movies are evaluated through a specific religious lens. Through their candid discussions and humorous banter, Mrs. P and her partner shed light on the subjective nature of film ratings and the underlying values that influence such assessments. Their journey through numerous tabs not only uncovers the biases of Movie Guide but also invites listeners to reflect on their own perceptions of morality and entertainment.

Notable Quote:
Unknown (109:52): "But now we're here."

The hosts encourage listeners to engage by sharing their favorite movies and participating in future discussions, promising more in-depth analyses and interactions based on audience feedback.

Key Takeaways

• Movie Guide employs a stringent rating system grounded in Christian nationalist values, often leading to controversial assessments of popular films.

• The hosts humorously critique the site's methodology, highlighting inconsistencies and personal biases.

• Recent changes in IRS regulations have allowed religious broadcasters, including Movie Guide, to become more politically active, blending entertainment with ideological agendas.

• The episode underscores the importance of understanding the criteria behind movie ratings and encourages listeners to form their own opinions beyond such evaluations.

End of Summary