🎙️ Episode 247 – “Fore Please! Oreos, Ho Hos & Horrible Dating Advice”

This week on The Top Dad Podcast, the dads celebrate what might be the greatest holiday on the calendar: Masters Weekend. That’s right—forget birthdays, anniversaries, and major religious observances. For dads everywhere, Augusta is sacred ground.

⛳ Masters 2026 – We discuss every dad’s favorite weekend, the beauty of perfectly striped fairways, and why watching golf on Sunday afternoon counts as self-care.

🌭 Chicago Colloquialisms – From “jagoff” to “dibs,” the Top Dads explore the language that makes Chicagoans instantly recognizable at airports.

🍫 Ho Hos vs. Swiss Rolls – One of the most heated debates in snack cake history. Friendships may not survive this discussion.

🍪 How to Eat an Oreo: Top Dad Style – Twist? Dunk? Whole thing in one bite? We reveal the scientifically questionable but highly effective dad-approved methods.

❤️ Top Dad Dating Tips for Gen Z & Alpha – The dads generously provide relationship advice despite having absolutely no business doing so. Expect wisdom that is 30% useful, 70% embarrassing, and 100% dad.

It’s golf, snacks, Chicago accents, and dating advice from men whose idea of romance is remembering to take the garbage out before being asked.

Grab a beverage, a sleeve of Oreos, and enjoy another episode of parenting, poor decisions, and premium dad jokes.

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