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Is it possible to make a "meat flavored" potato chip that's not disgusting.
Meandering Pico-8 tracker jabbering
Do you think anyone has ever used the "Add or Remove Programs" interface to add a program?
Tommy C
- https://genius.com/Dan-le-sac-vs-scroobius-pip-tommy-c-lyrics
Advent calendars are just tiny bulk-rate loot crates

Microtopics:

Ryan Ike Audio on Instagram.
How to make music and have balance in your life.
If there's nothing to fail at, what are you bad at?
Stand Elsewhere, an Oregon Trail-like.
Converting 50s pop songs to chunky four channel chip tunes.
The Pico-8 Splore database.
Asking a friend to make music for your PiCoSteveMo game, and having to explain what a PiCoSteveMo is, then Pico-8, trackers, music, sound, air, matter, and existence itself.
Potatoed Chips.
Romanian Beef Bolognese Flavored Potato Chips.
Abuela's All-Day Braised Carnitas potato chips.
Hate-buying a terrible flavor potato chips over and over so you can make everybody you know taste them.
Raw Hamburger flavored potato chips that moo when you eat them.
The Doritos Brain-hack.
Looking at the box of Frosted Mini-Wheats with a shrimp on the box and thinking "that's a little shrimpy"
Cool American Doritos.
Eat the cool. They knew the risks.
A bowl of M&Ms with a single Skittle in it.
Fresh Meat Potato Chips.
Walking into the Frito-Lay factory, dangling your jaw open and waiting for come what may.
All Night Nippon Shredded Abuela's Braised Carnitas.
The Taki's One-Chip Challenge.
Inviting all your friends over to try the new Strawberry Mochi Dill Pickle potato chips.
Explaining to your daughter's friends' parents that we're going to give your children tablets I got on the Internet and then we're going to eat lots of food and it's going to taste really weird. The FDA doesn't allow you to put this in food but I need you to dissolve this on your tongue.
Par-boiling your soft palate in lemon juice because it tastes so amazing.
Reprogramming your tongue to remix your palate.
What to do if you love both music and spreadsheets.
Art tools that make your tummy feel icky.
Mr. Lee by the Bobbettes.
What trackers are good at.
An extremely Bojangles tracker configuration.
Trying to do Math Rock in the Pico-8 tracker.
Triggering patterns 0 through 7 as instruments.
Whether the Add or Remove Programs interface can add a program.
Windows Sandbox.
Jacking your whole life up but your Windows desktop is pristine.
Getting a burner desktop for write-ins.
Inventing a guy named Dampiel and getting mad at him even years later.
Classic Dampy.
Renaming your game to doom.exe and suddenly Nvidia cards run it way better.
Putting a comment in your shader saying "Dear Nvidia, please make this shader look rad."
The Valve guy refusing to tell you how the math is wrong.
A selection of gags, hand movements and facial expressions.
Dying onstage while the audience applauds.
Feigning death so often as part of your comedy act so when you really die during your routine it'll be hilarious.
Death: just a bad deal all around.
Not my birth mom, but my robo-mom.
Having a death so weird that even as an extremely minor celebrity you end up on TMZ.
Doing extensive R&D so that you can somehow be murdered by a flamingo.
A bloodied flamingo wearing Ryan Ike's glasses.
Walking through the zoo looking for opportunities for environmental storytelling.
Accidentally doing an immaculate 360 Christ Air and then dying on impact.
Thinking of one funny scenario a month.
A treat that's busting the seams of the Advent Calendar door.
A sack of little handmade animal ornaments.
The Joy of Mastery.
Empty Advent Calendars.
Going shopping for used candy after Halloween.
Terrible Novelty Potato Chip of the Day.
One big Advent calendar the size of a barn door with 365 doors in it.
The Mayan Advent Calendar.
Automats.
Wheel of Fortune except you're assembling a wheel and not a phrase.
Spin the wheel, make a deal!
The first podcast of the rest of your life.

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