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Music League
Shaping the Head Like a Japanese Watermelon
Kugelmugel
- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kugelmugel
Welcome to Holland by Emily Perl Kingsley
- https://www.emilyperlkingsley.com/welcome-to-holland
Using drugs in 2025
- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:US_timeline._Drugs_involved_in_overdose_deaths.jpg

Microtopics:

Wyrm Burden.
Metal bands running out of cool word combinations.
Checking Metal Archives.
Canadian atmospheric sludge metal.
Sorcerot.
Crowdfunding a vinyl pressing because your label refuses to pay for it.
Music that is not on Spotify.
How many Music Leagues you're part of right now.
A competition to see who has the best taste in music.
A song about a horse.
Adversarial Music League.
Posting on the internet with the goal of getting the same number of upvotes and downvotes.
Benign Hypotonia and the Floppy Baby.
Wearing a helmet 23 hours a day to adjust the shape of your skull.
Heads that smell like feet.
A very head-shaped head.
Babies that look like the Gary Oldman character in The Fifth Element.
A cone-shaped otter.
Zorg and Zord.
What kind of gear is this baby on?
Eat clen, tren hard.
Collecting as many physical therapists as possible.
A sweet little guy who's having a great time.
Putting on your resume your first word and the age you first walked.
Parent influencers with bad takes.
A baby that expands to the size of its container, so they'll stay baby sized forever unless you move into a bigger house.
Listen, have you ever evaluated anything? It's not easy.
Vibes-Based Medicine.
Declaring your metal sphere a micronation.
Closing the borders of your 8 meter micronation during COVID.
Building a house that looks like a ball.
Declaring your new house a micronation after the city refuses to grant you a building permit.
Antifascism Square.
Declaring your baby paddock a micronation.
A very good basically-a-poem.
Disabilities that are worse than going to Holland.
Trying to figure out how to live with the life you have.
Making peace with the fact that you didn't achieve all your dreams.
Divisive takes about sleep training.
Outcomes associated with prolonged cortisol exposure.
Category One Squawking.
Spending six years figuring out how to get your kid to fall asleep.
The term they invented to remind parents that just because things are good now, that doesn't mean they stay good forever, which is true for everything, but for children sleeping they have a specific term for it.
Getting real sad and going home.
Trying to take any drug except for fentanyl.
Fentanyl test strips from reliable suppliers.
If Coolio isn't safe, who is?
Narcan vending machines.
Walking down the street like you have Narcan in your pocket.
The terrifying gray line that dominates the entire graph.
A credible threat to a lot of recreational drug users.
Finally inventing the nightmare drug that DARE wanted you to be terrified of.
Nostalgia for street heroin.
The role that dopamine plays in human behavior.
A dogshit drug even from a drug enjoyer's perspective.
The only internet you even like any more.

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