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Internal Monologue Soundboards
Ash wants to be the very best, but at what cost? When is competition a bad thing?
The different ways people play games
Friendship is a skill
Water… Earth… Fire… Air… which bending is best bending?

Microtopics:

Scrubbin' Trouble.
Figuring out how to do a multiplayer roguelike.
Power leveling all your skills at once and hoping it's enough.
Looking at the comments, because there might be something good in there.
The Dawn of Our Topic Lords Century.
Why all ducks sound like that.
Hearing a sound an incorporating it into your internal monologue.
Saying "good morning" whenever you pick up the phone no matter what time of day it is.
Alone in the Dark Hedge Maze Mafioso Barks.
Talkin' Barks.
A vault full of clones of a guy named Gary and the only thing they can say is "Gary"
You're a cluster of cells wafting through the universe and latching onto phrases you hear on the internet.
Kids who think they invented being dumb on the Internet.
The Bill Nye theme song sound board.
Wanting to be the very best, like noone ever was, and defining "best" as "kindest."
Wanting to be the very best, and then being it, and then no longer being it and losing your entire sense of identity.
What if you're on a spaceship? Lots of weird things happen on a spaceship.
Striving to be the most benevolent god, like noone ever was.
The sound of angering the giant goose.
Trying to get your significant other to play Outer Wilds because you can't fly the spaceship.
Solving puzzles with the internet.
Super Metroid + Link to the Past and other multi-game randomizers.
Lies on video game forums.
The Search for the Last Great Secret.
A Clop or a Girp.
Collecting meat for a Roguelike Celebration talk.
Holding a meeting about all the ways your project could potentially fail.
Good mortem!
Going back in time and all humans clump together like a giant Katamari.
Friendship as a skill vs. friendship as a natural outcome of your life circumstances.
Friendship decay, a a problem that neurotypicals have.
Keeping up with real life friends vs. with Internet friends.
Online games as a third place.
Complaining about all the ways in which your are socially incompetent.
Inviting people over for a listening party.
Not knowing what number you're thinking of but knowing that it's either odd or even.
Filling away tidbits of information.
The Y2K problem where when pro people start being over 127 years old, everyone remembers them as being -128.
Things that are impossible to think about because you have no frame of reference.
Making yourself a little coffee treat and scrolling reddit so you can stop thinking about death.
Water is imba!
Whether magma falls under bending Earth or bending Fire.
Highly fluid particulate sand.
Which bending is most delicious, according to avatarfandom.com
The cosmology of Jefferson Starship's "We Built This City"
Whether circuit bending is still fun now that everything is software-controlled.
Circuit bending your electric together.
The Goodbye Noise.
Odd Object dot Zone.
Hamster Disco.

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