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Topics:

Incorrect stuff they teach you in school (blood, bats, soda cans, etc)
Oops I’ve started over remaking my game again, ECS edition
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8OkkHSQjWg
- https://bevy.org/
Accidentally finding a cat on vacation
Being Boring, by Wendy Cope
- https://www.reddit.com/r/Poetry/comments/18ihpmd/poem_being_boring_by_wendy_cope/

Microtopics:

Watching an epicurean professional licking the Switch and Switch 2 cartridges back to back.
Switch 2 cartridges that don't contain a game but still taste disgusting.
A digital key that tastes awful.
1 in 100,000 Switch 2 cartridges tasting absolutely delicious.
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow: Relorded.
How many people have licked the Switch game you just bought used.
A construction worker spitting a big loog of chew and there's a Switch cartridge floating in it.
Not everybody is Jim Stormdancer.
And independent game design aficionado.
The New York Mayoral primary.
Hackmud.
Games that get two soundtracks while some games don't even get one.
Disasterpeace's Soupertasters theme song.
How to prove that your blood is not blue until it hits the air.
Why do bats e-chocolate??
What color lobsters are until you cook them.
In space, noone can not see your blue blood.
Eating a 9-volt battery that tastes like chocolate.
Strawberry flavored chocolate that you puff on.
Hey, look who capitalism finally enslaved.
A can of A&W Root Beer that folds in on itself like a neutron star and you don't get to drink any because it's just empty space.
Believing the thing you were told before you turned 18.
Bodyboarding on a plank of wood in an open field.
An empire of the skies and caves.
Whether the tritone was ever illegal.
Education as a Russian doll of nested simplifications.
Wait, this isn't plum pudding!
Blood color facts.
Tuning your piano down to A=420.
Making one mistake and proceeding from the premise that everything you know is wrong.
A t-shirt reading "My favorite guests don't have their fontanelles closed yet."
How to structure your game world.
A grid of lights that are flickering on and off.
The tilty wooden labyrinth with holes in it.
Always on the lookout for the next engine to rewrite your game in.
One of those newfangled scripting languages that targets the NES.
Renting a magic want and running from kiosk to kiosk doing quests.
Finding the Pinecone of Peril.
Capacitative touch interfaces aren't magical for you??
Asymptotically approaching cat saturation.
Framily.
Hot and cold running cat slides.
Weird reverb where things don't echo right because everything's wet.
A Rainforest Cafe the size of several football fields.
Rainforest Cafe Chic.
A liquid balance tied to your QR code.
Jailbreaking the soda fountain DRM, yelling "kill the banks" and spraying everyone with Mr. Pibb.
Striving to be as boring as possible.
Being boring. (In a good way.)
Being asked how you're doing and scrambling to come up with something interesting to say.
Trying to explain the Video Game History Foundation to your boss.
The Video Game Thing Guy.
Maintaining a garden and posting your harvests on your private Instagram.
Stopping someone on the street and asking them what are the last six vegetables you grew.
How to perform boredom after people realize that yawning means you're tired.
Starting to make omelets a new way.
Asking how someone is doing and bracing yourself for the answer.
Getting emotional and intellectual sustenance from cleaning the bathroom.
The me that comes up when you google my name.

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