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Cort
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Topics:

Oh man, remember the Geek Code?
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek_Code
I discovered a fun fact about my neighborhood
Every 5x6 Nonogram
- https://puzzarium.com/every-5x6-nonogram
The Calf Path by Sam Foss
- https://poets.org/poem/calf-path
Phillip Rivers

Microtopics:

Secret Playstation Things.
Transposing a matrix in SIMD.
Reclaiming your plug.
Trying and failing to use Libby.
Failing to check out library books from your toilet.
State-sanctioned piracy.
The restaurant where you had the dinner for your wedding.
The "my wife" voice.
Suddenly having nieces.
Hadad and Barney on Black Square Day.
The Talos Principal DLC.
The Geek Code Era.
VMS or OS/2 as a defining feature of your personality.
Dilbert, Perl, Doom, and X-Files: all equally culturally relevant to this day.
The Natural Bears Classification System for Gay Men.
The Human Code.
Your favorite grocery store's end-of-year recap.
The story of a Venezuelan woman between age 30 and 55, and her top 2000 interests.
Your favorite vowel in text messages you've sent this year.
What they call that AE vowel.
Speedrunning your entire email history in a weekend.
The Miracle Mile, where all the tar pits are.
Noted monster Sean "Diddy" Combs.
Two hip hop producers getting mad at each other.
Putting a plaque at your hotel explaining that Jim Morrison did not die at this hotel.
Being the plaque you want to see in the world.
Whether the Museum of Jurassic Technology has reopened after the fire.
A very earnest museum about a history that never was.
Wandering around dazed after every 5x5 nonogram is solved.
Doing your part to serve humanity by solving nonograms.
Do you remember where you were when Every 5x5 Nonogram Section 303 was finished?
Why a dippy bird can't keep you online.
Gesturing at the idea of collectively solving a problem.
Why we haven't heard from Peter Molyneux in a while.
What three digit numbers nonogram solvers think are interesting.
Sending 96 million solved nonograms into space as proof to alien life that humans are still capable of collective action.
Feeling bad about having installed an ad blocker and loading up a four hour block of ads from 80s TV.
Being prosecuted for use of ad blockers.
Look at that smirk. That's a man who knows he's preaching but getting away with it.
Getting a deck of flash cards to learn all of the pentameters.
Three iambs and a reverse iamb.
Your favorite good poems and your favorite shitpost poems.
Tony Gang Flame War.
Refusing to tackle the 40 year old quarterback after his wallet falls out on the field and the photos of his ten children unfold.
The median age of football players rising into retirement age as teenagers learn about the health risks and refuse to participate.
Using NBA 2K as a metaphor for the decline of civilization.
LA finally getting a football team again. (They have two now.)
Whether they're still playing Starcraft.
Broken 19 year olds who can't play Starcraft any more because their APMs are too low.
The experience of attending a live e-Sports event.
Whether they sell hot dogs and beer to the crowd at the live League of Legends event or if it's all GamerGrub and Feastables.
A Youtube shitpost made in Garry's Mod.
Channing Tatum playing the toilet in the Skibidi Toilet movie.
Al Gore: still alive?
Whether Wilford Brimley got plastic surgery to look that old.

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