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Having to relearn how to autism mask for parenting situations because the rules are different APPARENTLY
Only after five years learning to how make an irrigation system for a thousand plants, do I finally truly understand Han Solo's struggles with the Millenium Falcon.
The D&D conspiracy theory I saw a few days ago and can't find now
Don't Ever Kill the Buddha, by adzolotl
- https://irrealisms.tumblr.com/post/677079389150887936/dont-ever-kill-the-buddha

Microtopics:

Kitchen Bitchin'
Forgetting about plugs because there's a small child.
Out of Taskmaster again.
A tiny, very opinionated man.
Only understanding about seven concepts but having strong opinions about all of them.
Plugging PicoSteveMo again.
The Longing is Real Time.
Being in charge of all the Jaunt capsules for a few minutes before you fuck someone's life up.
What Stephen King would say if he heard about PicoSteveMo.
PicoSteveMo: it's a good time.
People at the bank thinking you're normal.
Ordering whatever donuts make sense.
Whether autistic people can order donuts.
Putting on your donut ordering face and instructing your toddler to do whatever makes sense.
Enjoying activating objects. Loving to access their functions.
A wonderful world where everything is interactive, especially dog tails.
What is a dog's tail for if not grabbing??
Better child-rearing outcomes associated with having heard more words.
Keeping a running commentary going while you put pants on your toddler.
Successfully interrupting your toddler before they disassemble anyone's grocery order.
Drug dealers in the parking lot who love when your toddler tries to catch a bird.
Yes! Yes, it's you! Feel shame!
Learning how to make small talk so you can get a job at Spencer's Gifts.
Whether you're autistic or if it's some other weird trauma instead.
Dad at Swim Class.
The kind of dads they have in Bakersfield.
Trying to find O.G. Dad in the Dad Soup.
Patriogenesis.
Fixing the water pressure on one end of the line which breaks all the janky connectors on the other end of the line.
The Big Chungus Alarm that you installed five years ago when you were working with the Big Chungus system.
Robots tearing themselves apart in ways you don't understand vs. in ways you do.
People who have worked on complicated systems.
Trying something new and suddenly you're dumb again.
The Millennium Falcon as a jalopy from American Graffiti.
Twenty extremely cool-dressed Asian kids in their twenties with souped up cars there's a racist term for that I legitimately don't remember, I'm not just trying to avoid saying it.
Somebody flipping their car in front of your house while the baby is trying to nap.
Self depreciation in the South Bay pan-Asian community.
Keeping nitrous oxide balloons in the back of your sports car and popping one into the Mr. Balloon when you need a speed boost.
Kids making too many U-turns in the 1950s and the No U-Turn signs are still making it hard to get their you're going to this day.
Things everyone knows about Walter White.
Black Walnut Trees extruding Juggalos, killing everyone in the vicinity.
A biome map that looks like when you take Minecraft and turn the biome setting to "really small"
The D&D conspiracy theory that you saw on Tumblr but can't find any more.
Being outed as someone who still thinks in terms of THACO.
Running a Shadowdark campaign and making delighted noises the entire time.
D&D characters leveling up too much and wanting to run a business.
What purpose dice serve in a TTRPG.
Rolling two natural ones in a row and cutting your own head off.
Orcs running ice-cream shops.
Having a hypomanic episode about not being allowed to be an elf with chainmail.
Having the Red Box and also the four subsequent boxes of different colors.
Picking up a gold piece and putting it back down over and over because finding a gold piece is worth 1 XP.
Reading a lot of things that rhyme.
Reading Dr. Seuss like Ulysses.
Playing pranks on people who reincarnate.
When one set of footprints disappeared it's when you married the Buddha and he carried you over the threshold.
Everyone trying to understand the "kill the Buddha" koan when it's just that the guy really hated the Buddha.

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