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Topics:

Doctor Lips
Tropic Olds
Cold Sri Top
Scold It Pro
Clod I Sport
Pic Rod Lost
Disc or Plot
Doc Rip Slot
Stolid Crop
Lo, Cod Strip!
Cod Trip Sol
Corps Do Lit
Cold Pis Tor
Clipt Roods

Microtopics:

Trying to make a joke out of your own name: it's impossible.
Listening to this episode first.
The ice: it's not gross. (At first.)
Reverse osmosis water.
Shipping a game and selling more than one copy.
Selling enough copies of your game to be in the black with Steam.
Repaying debts until you end up in the black, because once you go black you never go back.
Getting old and having creaky bones so you like being warmer.
Standing in a parking lot in a melancholy mood and looking at the sky.
The most genetically and financially successful people you know.
Finishing off your successfulness in the Retirement State.
Star Tropic Olds.
Muppet Geriatrics.
Everyone is born the baby of themselves.
Geriatric MacGyver training a new younger MacGyver.
MacGyver vs. O'Gyver.
Going to Target and buying the sriracha t-shirt to establish your allegiance in the sriracha wars.
The Hangover and the sequel, Baby Hangover.
Too Young or Too Homeschooled?
Bruh bruh bruh, pass the sri.
Microsoft naming their word processor Word even though there are other kinds of words.
Y'all It or It Al as the plural for It.
Putting the Skip It around your ankle.
Pushing the buttons you understand on a Simon. (Just the volume buttons.)
Games you are guaranteed to lose, and soon.
Different short term memories for different senses.
Dual N-Back.
Doing a single bicep curl and deciding that you understand exercise and you're done now.
Clod vs. Klutz.
The clumsiest people in the world in fierce competition.
Things you wish you were allowed to laugh at.
Things you're allowed to laugh at as long as you make a donation.
Optimizing your laughter to minimize the amount of money you have to put in the laugh jar.
Last One Laughing, taking the laughter out of comedy one pained grimace at a time.
Clods of peanut butter.
Earthen Peanut Butter.
Shaping peanut butter with your earth manipulation spell.
A device you can use like a dowsing rod to find dick pics in a room full of hard drives.
The scene where The Dude shades the notepad.
Proof that robots can get embarrassed.
Waiting to watch a movie until after you know every plot twist.
Everyone's favorite game show: Disc or Plot?
Innova Leopard.
Some sort of DJ equipment, for spinning records.
Disc Golf vs. Disk Golf.
Floppy Discs and Compact Disks.
Devices Carrying Sound.
A guy on Reddit with 8 upvotes.
Seeing 8 inch floppy disks in the back of someone's car.
Dr. Ripslot.
The most stolid vegetable. (Ronald Reagan.)
Doozers making their Doozer Sticks out of radishes.
Secret Fraggle Lore.
Mutualism between Doozers and Fraggles.
The most emotive crop.
Crop with a c, not with a k.
Saying "Lo!" all the time.
Thinking "betimes" frequently but never saying it out loud.
Always forgetting to use "whilst."
Whomst'd've.
Pregnancy antihistamines.
Different kinds of fake dartboards.
Under the thumb of Big Velcro.
Throwing fish sticks at the sun and missing.
Corps Du Lit, WI
Book clubs that only do books that are two or three words long.
Librarian: Tidy up the Arcane Library.
Relaxing by reshelving books.
Complimenting housework any time you see it happen.
Picking up trash from the ground and finding a place to throw it away and wishing someone would congratulate you.
Hansel and Gretel and Chancellor Stormdancer.
Tongue Root Harmony.
Paying attention to where your tongue is at all times.
What takes your cold piss away?
Trunk Kevin Crap, Look at That Low Flying Plane.

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