Lords:

Alex
Shannon

Topics:

What's a ghost? And other questions you can't explain to a 3 year old.
Trophic memory, deer, and a truly unique scientific object- Copied from thoughtforms.life
- https://thoughtforms.life/trophic-memory-deer-and-a-truly-unique-scientific-object/
Summer Homework
Otzi Awake, by Max Lavergne
- https://www.tumblr.com/dat-soldier/787624576603619328/beingharsh

Microtopics:

Game Changer and other Drop 7 shows.
What real Topic Heads know.
California Extreme, the pinball and arcade machine expo.
Getting in on the ground floor to become the only place where topics are discussed.
Dropping soup cans into a jacuzzi to record the Frog Fractions splash noises.
Dropping the Frog Fractions lore.
Releasing art and watching people get it in the way you wanted them to get it.
Seeing the Human from Frog Fractions in real life and wondering "where do I know this human from?"
A pin-up calendar where you draw your own pin-up each month.
Conveying the concept of a ghost to a three year old.
Whether it's okay to tell the truth to a small child
Realizing that the three-year old only knows about fantasy skeletons and explaining that actually, skeletons are inside of us.
A two-minute soliloquy about where mama owls come from.
Doing your best not to adopt a child's adorable mispronunciation of restaurant.
Hearing Dust in the Wind in a car commercial and being like "That's my dad's guitar song! That's the song my dad plays on guitar!"
Accepting that you are responsible for shaping this child into a good, healthy adult human, but also, wouldn't it be funny if...
Training your child to ask for "hot guys on Instagram" when she wants to look at pictures of unicorns and waterslides.
Finding and ankylosaurus in the bedsheets.
The age at which children develop a sense of fear.
An entire song about not being afraid of ghosts and also how to bust them.
One of the major delights of being around a child.
Big bones sticking out of your head for a few months until they fall off.
A New Fork in the Antlers.
Whether it's advantageous to have more complicated antlers.
Growing antlers in the lab.
Owning a bunch of deer and collecting and labeling all their antlers.
Telling the bone cancer what to do.
Watching a moose shake its head and the antlers just pop right off.
A moose dropping antlers to distract a predator.
Trying to get on a plane with your new antler growth.
Eating enough calcium to do all the antler growing you need to do.
Scoring deer by counting the antler points.
Moose lifespan.
Seasonal Antler Disorder.
The Dim Sum moose with one dumpling on every point of its antlers.
Your 2nd grade teacher calling you up to assign you math homework to do on your honeymoon.
Homework: what is it for?
Homework as anti-union training.
Striving to care less about your job.
An after-school program that helps kids finish their homework by having an adult just do all the homework, like the parents would if they had the time.
The cat on Jim's head.
Finally hearing about a behavioral problem from your kid's teacher, that he likes reading too much.
Doing the social norms because you are in a group who is all doing the social norms.
Otzi the Preserved Carcass.
A pretty dang old guy.
An ice-age man with almost as many tattoos as a modern teenager.
Gen X Cuspers.
The earliest known human with Lyme disease.
Wanting to make a gutstring bow but there are no guts around.
What being any celebrity is like.
What percentage of humans are related to Otzi the Ice Man.
Being chased through the alps by people who want to kill you with arrows and the next thing you know scientists are rummaging through your stomach contents.
An ancient form of Grindr.
How old does a corpse need to be before you can buy and sell it?
How lost does a corpse need to be before you can find it?
Which natural laxatives the ice man used.

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