Podcast
Untidy
Hosted by Human Beans Media · EN
Untidy podcast honours the person within the parent. Hosts, Matilda Green and Hannah Davison dive into the undergrowth of sex and relationships, mental health, healing, body issues, identity questions, and more with a range of guests. Connect, laugh, learn, and keep moving forward.
Follow the show and get in touch on Instagram @untidypodcast. Follow Matilda at @matootles and Hannah’s work at My Big Moments and @mybigmoments.
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The donor dad with Kyle Layland
6d ago00:44:41Tap to summarizeIn this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty sit down with Kyle Layland, the donor dad at the heart of Jo Mackie’s story, after listeners flooded the inbox wanting to meet the man behind “Donor 2349”. What follows is a thoughtful, funny and emotional conversation with Kyle – a rare and selfless human who hopes to inspire other men to become sperm donors and make baby dreams a reality for women facing conception struggles. If you haven’t already, we highly recommend listening to Jo Mackie’s episode first:Going Solo and Donor Dads with Jo Mackie on SpotifyGoing Solo and Donor Dads with Jo Mackie on Apple Podcasts Kyle talks about making the decision to donate sperm as a 20-year-old, the surprising donor process, and the moment he realised just how life-changing this gift could be for others. He opens up about growing up gay, why he cared so deeply about the kind of families his donation would go into, and how his own experiences shaped the key question he asked potential recipients. The conversation explores the emotional reality of being a known donor, meeting his donor son, Ashton, for the first time, staying connected with Jo, and the children born from his donations. This is a story about generosity, humanity, and one young man making a decision that changed multiple lives for the better. This episode will make your heart smile. Please share it with your mates – especially those that are potential sperm donors! For the ultimate Untidy fans, there’s more waiting inside Totally Untidy, where Matty and Bean properly let their hair down with behind-the-scenes stories not fit for the main feed. If you’re loving Untidy, show your support by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! Fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to build this community – share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review – it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for supporting this independent production! We’re grateful you’re here!– Hannah & Matty xx Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Bob jobs, bad wine and tongue trauma
2w ago00:45:40Tap to summarizeIn this episode of Untidy, Hannah traumatises Matty with the truly revolting aftermath of her teenage piercing phase, Matty debuts her new bob job, which is not without its teething period, and the girls unpack Hannah’s awkward restaurant incident that left her feeling like a wine no-ficionado ... There’s also birthday celebrations, relationship green flags, and an update on hair-loss journeys. For the ultimate Untidy fans, there’s more waiting inside Totally Untidy, where Matty and Bean properly let their hair down with behind-the-scenes stories not fit for the main feed. If you’re loving Untidy, show your support by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! Fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to build this community – share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review – it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for supporting this independent production! We’re grateful you’re here!– Hannah & Matty xx Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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We want you! To join Matty's gang.
3w ago00:46:39Tap to summarizeIn this episode of Untidy, Matty finds herself in a playground altercation that escalates beyond what she was prepared for. She’s left rattled and confused about what you’re actually supposed to do in that situation. The girls dissect the situation and come to the obvious and most mature conclusion: we need to form a gang of mums to deal with this riff-raff. Meanwhile, Hannah admits she’s been cheating and seeks Matty’s views on a moment at the pools that leaves her unsure whether to feel flattered or deeply affronted. A well-intentioned family experiment that takes a dark turn, and Biddy comes through on her Top 10 health tips! For the ultimate Untidy fans, there’s more waiting inside Totally Untidy, where Matty and Bean properly let their hair down with behind-the-scenes stories not fit for the main feed. If you’re loving Untidy, show your support by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! Fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to build this community – share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review – it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for supporting this independent production! We’re grateful you’re here!– Hannah & Matty xx Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Food as fuel with Stacey Waaka
4w ago00:44:22Tap to summarizeIn this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty catch up with Black Ferns legend Stacey Waaka, Olympic gold medallist, World Cup winner, stepmum, and all-round performance powerhouse to talk food, fuel, and feeding busy families. Stacey gives a glimpse into life at full pace, and how she keeps herself and her whānau nourished through it all. They get into the reality of feeding kids who change their minds daily, the difference between eating for performance and just getting through the day, and why ‘perfect’ eating isn’t the goal. There’s plenty of food nostalgia as they all revisit the meals that they’ll never forget from childhood, plus practical, no-fuss insights on fueling your body, building sustainable habits, and taking the pressure off mealtimes when life is already a lot. We live for your DMs. Keep ‘em coming! Links to check out: Head to recipes.co.nz for delicious family-friendly meal ideas with New Zealand beef and lamb. Follow Stacey on Instagram – @staceywaaka For the ultimate Untidy fans, there’s more waiting inside Totally Untidy, where Matty and Bean properly let their hair down with behind-the-scenes stories not fit for the main feed. If you’re loving Untidy, show your support by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! Fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to build this community – share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review – it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for supporting this independent production! We’re grateful you’re here!– Hannah & Matty xx Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Soccer Mum scandal, carpark clanger & cohabitation
Apr 1700:46:07Tap to summarizeIn this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty hit domestic standoffs. Matty faces productivity politics with Optimal Art in opposition, while Hannah reports back from cohabitation life with a bit of dirty laundry on Pilates Partner … But the gems are in the listener letters this episode. For one Soccer Mum, neurodivergence intercepted best intentions and got her publicly dismissed from the role. Meanwhile, a well-meaning listener gave a carpark stranger a whole lot more than he was bargaining for when an innocent interaction got spicy. We live for your DMs. Keep ‘em coming! For the ultimate Untidy fans, there’s more waiting inside Totally Untidy, where Matty and Bean properly let their hair down with behind-the-scenes stories not fit for the main feed. If you’re loving Untidy, show your support by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! Fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to build this community – share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review – it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for supporting this independent production! We’re grateful you’re here!– Hannah & Matty xx Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Wobbly nipples, egg shrinkage and Bluetooth betrayal
Apr 1000:49:13Tap to summarizeIn this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty return rattled but ready, and only a day late to the recording. Hannah kicks things off with a Labradoodle saga, lost car keys, and a Good Samaritan to restore our faith in humanity. Matty checks in from bed, but amidst school holiday bliss, even if Milo wants to get back to business-as-usual. The girls blow open the great Easter debate: have eggs actually shrunk since the 90s? To break from tradition, they have all the facts! Penny has a confronting chat with Matty in the bath, listeners come in with icks, things that feel embarrassing but shouldn’t, a pharmacy fail, and a catastrophic sexy text Bluetooth betrayal ... Matty and Bean couldn’t be more delighted with the always welcome overshares! As always, thanks for being here. Send us your icks, your petty embarrassments, sweet acts of revenge, questions, conundrums, and any messages you absolutely do not want Siri reading aloud, but are happy to share anonymously with our intimate group ... For the ultimate Untidy fans, there’s more waiting inside Totally Untidy, where Matty and Bean properly let their hair down with behind-the-scenes stories not fit for the main feed. If you’re loving Untidy, show your support by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! Fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to build this community – share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review – it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for supporting this independent production! We’re grateful you’re here!– Hannah & Matty xx Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Big icks, bog news and banter
Apr 300:52:09Tap to summarizeIn this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty check in from bed after Hannah accidentally takes Medical Corner to a public forum. The girls unpack a fresh batch of icks and things that feel embarrassing but shouldn’t be, like the universally awkward act of entering the ocean ... A listener dilemma comes in via voice note, just as they like it, sparking debate on rudeness vs banter. Hannah admires stalwart boundary holders, while Matty spirals over her first official PTA slip-up. For the ultimate Untidy fans, there’s more waiting inside Totally Untidy, where Matty and Bean properly let their hair down with behind-the-scenes stories not fit for the main feed. If you’re loving Untidy, show your support by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! Fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to build this community – share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review – it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for supporting this independent production! We’re grateful you’re here! – Hannah & Matty xx Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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From disconnected to deep desire with Melissa Vranjes
Mar 2701:02:07Tap to summarizeIn this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty dive between the sheets with somatic sexologist, Melissa Vranjes, to talk about finding your way back from feeling disconnected from yourself, your partner, and your libido, and into the realms of deep, embodied desire. But first, it all begins with a truly harrowing bad sex story ... (Eeek!) Mel unpacks the “lightbulb moment” that began her journey from performative, disconnected sex into a more embodied, pleasure-led way of relating to her body, and why so many women are still stuck waiting to feel in the mood. They get into responsive desire, the wonders of “chore play”, the mental load of motherhood, and why “vanilla” sex might actually be doing more heavy lifting than we give it credit for. Mel shares how to reconnect with your body without pressure, how to find your way back after natural seasons of sexual “rest”, and how to actually ask for what you want in the bedroom. If things have started to feel a little… flatmatey with your partner, consider this a roadmap to finding your way back to deep desire and satisfying, embodied sex. Whoop!!! As always, thanks for being here. We appreciate the heck out of you! Links referenced in the episode: Melissa Vranjes website Follow Mel on Instagram @melissavranjes Listen to Mel’s ‘How to Have Sex’ podcast ‘Come as You Are’ by Emily Nagoski For the ultimate Untidy fans, there’s more waiting inside Totally Untidy, where Matty and Bean properly let their hair down with behind-the-scenes stories not fit for the main feed. If you’re loving Untidy, show your support is by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! Fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to build this community – share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review – it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for supporting this independent production! We’re grateful you’re here! – Hannah & Matty xx Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Reno rage, rich bitch probs & spice custody battles
Mar 2000:50:52Tap to summarizeIn this episode of Untidy, Matty dials in from an all-new backdrop as she manages renovation rage. Everyone’s a bit snippy, and mornings are a case of bathrobe orchestration as the girls unpack the relentless “hurry up” phase of parenting, ADHD time blindness, and the inconvenient truth about when to start the day. Hannah navigates life with her geriatric dog, Duchess, now sitting pretty in her pushchair era. A listener dilemma sends the girls into waiting etiquette, and they tackle a deeply important post-breakup question: who takes the expired spice rack? Hannah reveals some BIG life news … And for the ultimate Untidy fans, there’s more waiting inside Totally Untidy, where they can properly let their hair down with behind-the-scenes stories not fit for the main feed. If you’re enjoying Untidy, the best way to show your support is by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! That way, fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to keep building this supportive community – share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review – it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for listening, contributing and supporting this independent production! We’re grateful to have you here! – Hannah & Matty xx Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Not my llamas, awkward etiquette & U-turn on the 90’s poo
Mar 1300:43:54Tap to summarizeIn this episode of Untidy, Matilda checks in from llama country to escape spiralling mid-renovation, Buster’s better following last week’s veterinary corner, but has now suffered an unfortunate incident, fallout continues from Art’s audacious school-admin challenge, and Matty’s accidentally got too active in the community. Hannah needs to talk about managing the awkward etiquette on phone calls, and the girls might need to make a U-turn on their previous advice on taking a ‘90’s poo’. For the ultimate Untidy fans, there’s so much more waiting in the inner sanctum as Totally Untidy hits the airwaves! If you’re enjoying Untidy, the best way to show your support is by tapping the ‘+ follow’ button in your podcast app and subscribing on YouTube! That way, fresh episodes will always be ready and waiting for you. Help us to keep building this supportive community – share an episode with a mate, and chuck us a 5-star review – it helps more people find our Untidy, unfiltered, and relatable chats. Thank you for listening, contributing and supporting this independent production! We’re grateful to have you here! – Hannah & Matty xx Don’t forget! Untidy is made for YOU – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess! Follow the show and DM us on Instagram @untidypodcast or email hello@untidypodcast.com. Your stories and ideas to help shape the show! Find us online at Untidy podcast. Find Matilda at @matootles and get your copy of The Feel Good Guide. Find Hannah at @hannahedavison and her My Big Moments children’s books at @mybigmoments. Enter code UNTIDY at checkout for 10% off your order.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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