In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty return rattled but ready, and only a day late to the recording. Hannah kicks things off with a Labradoodle saga, lost car keys, and a Good Samaritan to restore our faith in humanity.

Matty checks in from bed, but amidst school holiday bliss, even if Milo wants to get back to business-as-usual. The girls blow open the great Easter debate: have eggs actually shrunk since the 90s? To break from tradition, they have all the facts!

Penny has a confronting chat with Matty in the bath, listeners come in with icks, things that feel embarrassing but shouldn’t, a pharmacy fail, and a catastrophic sexy text Bluetooth betrayal ... Matty and Bean couldn’t be more delighted with the always welcome overshares!

As always, thanks for being here. Send us your icks, your petty embarrassments, sweet acts of revenge, questions, conundrums, and any messages you absolutely do not want Siri reading aloud, but are happy to share anonymously with our intimate group ...

For the ultimate Untidy fans, there’s more waiting inside Totally Untidy, where Matty and Bean properly let their hair down with behind-the-scenes stories not fit for the main feed.

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Wobbly nipples, egg shrinkage and Bluetooth betrayal