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Watts Corner
Hosted by Zac Fieldsend, Jake Smith, Al D · EN
Welcome to Watts Corner!
Watts Corner is an uproarious audio comedy sitcom that follows the adventures of a witty penguin named Watts, who calls the bizarre and eerie Cermack City home. Amidst demons, witchcraft, and the unpredictable chaos created by a mad scientist, Watts faces wild situations with his clever best friend, Frankie Carlino. Together, they navigate a city that’s constantly haunted and filled with outlandish surprises, using their wit and charm to take on whatever comes their way. From supernatural antics to quirky characters, Watts Corner delivers humor and heart in every episode.
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17: The Blue Razz Mind
4w ago00:09:18Tap to summarize“The Blue Razz Mind” An energy drink called ThunderVolt Blue Razz takes over an entire town and makes everyone fall into a creepy, synchronized trance. Everyone, that is, except Johnny Watts, whose extreme energy drink habit has made him immune. With his compadre Frankie Carlino, they uncover the drink’s mind control secret and race to break its hold before the entire town is permanently wired into the Blue Razz hive mind. Starring: Zac Fieldtrip as half the cast. (@zacfieldsend) Smitty Wilcott as the other half of the cast (@jakesmith4490) Good Hard Jr. as some of the cast. Also starring: David Mutschler as The Voice Over From Way Out (@illfamepub) Featuring The 1993 cast of the family sports film, The Sandlot, as The Blue Razz Energy Drink Can. Network: Seltzer Kings (seltzerkings.com) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) Website: www.wattscorner.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Nightmare On Memory Lane: The Pigeon Lady Lives
Dec 2200:16:04Tap to summarizeIn this chapter of Nightmare on Memory Lane we return to the shadows of New York’s most familiar holiday lore! This fictional true-crime-style parody revisits the legend of The Pigeon Lady — the reclusive figure once said to have helped a runaway kid in Central Park, now emerges in a new story, revealing just how much more complicated she’s become. It’s a tale best told with caution… and, in this case, a bird’s-eye view. Starring: Michael C. Maronna (@michaelcmaronna) Danny Tamberelli (@dtamberelli) (@dannytamberelli) Jesse Magee Zac Fieldsend (@zacfieldsend) Jake Smith (@jakesmith4490) Al Delgado Jessica Manning Jeremy Balon Written by: Zac Fieldsend (@zacfieldsend) Audio Production/Original Score by: Al Delgado Produced by: Jeremy Balon (@jeremybalon) Network: Seltzer Kings (seltzerkings.com) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) Website: seltzerkings.com/nightmare-on-memory-lane Linktree: linktr.ee/seltzerkings Voicemail/Text: (347) 470-8150 Check out our "Nightmare on Memory Lane" Merch! https://www.seltzerkings.com/shop/ Legal Nightmare on Memory Lane is copyright © 2025 Seltzer Kings, LLC and intended for entertainment purposes only. Seltzer Kings, LLC is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by Disney, Nickelodeon, Viacom, or any of their subsidiaries. All opinions, stories, and creative interpretations expressed within are parody and solely those of the creators and performers. Listener discretion is advised. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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16: Double Damned - A Nevada Sunrise (Halloween Special)
Oct 2900:24:58Tap to summarizeWhat starts as a boys getaway to Vegas quickly spirals into chaos when the crew finds themselves on the run after a gambling misfortune. Seeking refuge, they stumble into a dusty desert bar that’s less dive and more deathtrap. Will our hapless heroes survive the night? Or will they become permanent guests in the midnight bite? Tune in to the Watts Corner Halloween Special! And remember, what happens in Vegas, DIES in Vegas. Starring: Zac Fieldtrip as half the cast. (@zacfieldsend) Smitty Wilcott as the other half of the cast (@jakesmith4490) Good Hard Jr. as some of the cast. Also starring: Danny Tamberelli (@dtamberelli) (@dannytamberelli) Michael C. Maronna (@michaelcmaronna) Jeremy Balon (@jeremybalon) Mani Oramus David Mutschler Soy Sauce Thomas Rodney Ransack Introducing Jaxon and Olivia Manning as The Shrimp Basket kids. And Jessica Fieldsend as The Cage Bat Betty Bartender. Featuring Jon Kassir as The Crypt Master himself. And The entire cast of the 1993 comedy film The Sandlot as The Boss Bat. Network: Seltzer Kings (seltzerkings.com) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) Website: www.wattscorner.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Nightmare on Memory Lane: Mr. Tastee
Oct 2900:15:18Tap to summarizeSeltzer Kings presents a chilling new scripted audio special that reimagines Wellsville’s most mysterious ice cream man as something far darker than childhood nostalgia remembers. Blending true-crime documentary style with 90s cult classic energy, the project peeks behind the mask to reveal a tale of obsession, horror, and suburban legend. Starring: Danny Tamberelli (@dtamberelli) (@dannytamberelli) Michael C. Maronna (@michaelcmaronna) Jeremy Balon (@jeremybalon) Mr. Tastee Zac Fieldsend (@zacfieldsend) Jake Smith (@jakesmith4490) Al Delgado Courtney Maginnis (@courtmaginnis) Written by: Zac Fieldsend (@zacfieldsend) Produced by: Jeremy Balon (@jeremybalon) Network: Seltzer Kings (seltzerkings.com) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) Website: seltzerkings.com/nightmare-on-memory-lane Linktree: linktr.ee/seltzerkings Voicemail: (347) 470-8150 Theme Music by Valharmony via EE Tastee Basement Music by Hugh Manker and his Stardusters (1950) Check out our "Nightmare on Memory Lane" Merchandise! https://www.seltzerkings.com/shop/ Legal Nightmare on Memory Lane is copyright © 2025 Seltzer Kings, LLC and intended for entertainment purposes only. Seltzer Kings, LLC is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by Nickelodeon, Viacom, or any of their subsidiaries. All opinions, stories, and creative interpretations expressed within are parody and solely those of the creators and performers. Listener discretion is advised. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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SNEAK PEAK - Nightmare on Memory Lane: Mr. Tastee (Teaser)
Oct 2300:01:07Tap to summarizeSeltzer Kings presents a chilling new scripted audio special that reimagines Wellsville’s most mysterious ice cream man as something far darker than childhood nostalgia remembers. Blending true-crime documentary style with 90s cult classic energy, the project peeks behind the mask to reveal a tale of obsession, horror, and suburban legend. This Danny & Mike x Watts Corner creation, written by Zac Fieldsend, features several familiar voices from the past! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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15: The Monkeys Paw
Jun 400:35:16Tap to summarizeWelcome to another classic episode of Watts Corner! When Johnny Watts "borrows" a creepy monkey's paw from Zardos' Magic Gift Shop, he thinks he's scored a shortcut to success—but every wish comes with a hilariously twisted consequence. As the paw grants him unexpected fame, the side effects turn his world upside down. Now, the gang must undo the curse before Johnny ends up living his best nightmare. Be careful what you wish for—especially if the sign says everything CAN go wrong. Starring: Zac Fieldtrip as half the cast. Smitty Wilcott as the other half of the cast. and Good Hard Jr. as some of the cast. Also starring Michael C. Maronna. Danny Tamberelli. Mani Oramus. Freya. Marcus McBeth as Rex Buster. Randall Ransack as 90s Rider Strong. and Jeremy Balon as 90s Shaun Hunter. Be sure to check out the Watts Corner merch website! www.wattscorner.com Network: https://www.seltzerkings.com/watts-corner Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.com Instagram: @wattscornershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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14: Return Of The Rat
Apr 9, 202500:18:16Tap to summarizeWelcome to another classic episode of Watts Corner!Frankie Carlino has a master plan to secure his wealth. But things quickly spiral out of control.With his world crumbling, Frankie calls on his loyal consigliere, Johnny Watts, to deliver a bouquet of roses to his girlfriend, Veronica, the woman he never got the chance to say goodbye to.Johnny’s search for Veronica leads him to Australia, but just when he thinks he's found a way to mend things, an unexpected betrayal takes place. In a twist of fate, Johnny shows that loyalty is a deadly thing, leaving behind more than just a pile of roses.Who can Frankie trust now? And will Johnny’s tricks settle the score? Tune into "Return of The Rat" — where betrayal is a family tradition and revenge is a dish, best served cold.Starring: Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr.Also starring:Marcus McBeth as Taffy - The Taffy Planes and Gumball Shack owner.&Freya as The Funnel Cake Betty.Website: https://www.seltzerkings.com/watts-cornerNetwork:Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.comInstagram: @wattscornershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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13: A Whole Lotta Shakey's Goin' On!
Feb 13, 202500:36:30Tap to summarizeIt's Johnny's birthday, and things look perfect at his birthday party at Shakey's arcade. But as the party gets rolling, things take a strange turn. Judy's new boyfriend, Jeff, is actually a monstrous creature, and his mission is to sabotage the party. When things seem hopeless, Dr.Hal Owen, the notorious evil scientist, returns to help stop the creatures and win over Judy's heart while he's at it.What could possibly go wrong?Starring: Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr.Also starring:Michael C Maronna as The Cermack Valley Mall Announcer Manny O-ROM-US as Manny Moranis David Mutschler as Jeff the LycaniteDanny Tamberelli as Tambo The Bass Master Jeremy Balon as The SHAKEYS Mascot Megaphone:https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/wattscorneriTunes: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/wattscornerSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ZUMh2ckyUBTrbp7rO1s5z?si=281e7a7564f04c57Network:Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.comInstagram: @wattscornershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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12: The Awakening
Nov 20, 202400:12:36Tap to summarizeJohnny wakes up in a secluded farmhouse, confused and disoriented, unsure if the strange events from the past few days were real or just a bad dream. Tune into a classic episode of Watts Corner!Starring: Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr.Also starring:Marcus McBeth as Mr.Rutherford, Matt Flowers as the Pumking Patch Farmer.Megaphone:https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/wattscorneriTunes: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/wattscornerSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ZUMh2ckyUBTrbp7rO1s5z?si=281e7a7564f04c57Network:Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.comInstagram: @wattscornershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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11: Way Into Witchcraft (Halloween Special)
Oct 23, 202400:44:27Tap to summarizeWelcome to the Watts Corner - Halloween Special!Judy’s past returns to haunt her for messing with the dark arts back in 1985. Meanwhile, Johnny prepares his hot date with the new girl in town for a raging Halloween bash at the Moon Tower.Tune into a classic episode of Watts Corner.Starring: Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr.IntroducingClarissa Smith as Samantha GumtreeMichael C Maronna as the Cermack Valley Mall Announcer.Manny O-ROM-US as Manny Moranis, no relation to Rick.Trysten Smith as the popcorn kid.Zoe Leigh as the news producer.Kane Nelson as the guy who stole Tambo’s beer.Jeremy Bay-lon as MY FUCKIN LEGS.Also starringDanny Tamberelli as Tambo, The Bass Master.Randall Ransack as Rodney Ransack the 3rd.Sawyer Kiger as the Beetlejuice Fanta Champion.Marcus Macbeth as Officer Blacktho.AndJohn Kassir - The Crypt Master himself.Megaphone:https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/wattscorneriTunes: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/wattscornerSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ZUMh2ckyUBTrbp7rO1s5z?si=281e7a7564f04c57Network:Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.comInstagram: @wattscornershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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