Podcast
We Fix Space Junk
Hosted by Battle Bird Productions · EN
'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law.
A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dystopian world, We Fix Space Junk draws on the sci-fi of the past, following in the footsteps of Harry Harrison and of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Equal parts love-letter to sci-fi and satire of the present-day, Space Junk is lovingly produced by Beth Crane and Hedley Knights of Battle Bird Productions.
To support the show visit patreon.com/BattleBirdProd or visit Battlebird.productions
21episodes
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S04E01 - Megafauna
Mar 2300:21:08Tap to summarizeWhen Kilner and Samantha visit a planet full of megafauna, they find a toothy surprise waiting for them... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Shamini Bundell Maddy Searle Pip Gladwin Laurence Owen Sarah Rhea Werner Vicki Baron David Ault LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Season Four Announcement!
Feb 2300:01:30Tap to summarizeHello, we're back! We're here to make a quick announcement -- and it's the one you've all been waiting for! Just in time for our eighth anniversary, the seventh season of We Fix Space Junk is finally ready for release! The mathematically-minded amongst you may also know it as the long-awaited Season Four, but it is, technically, the seventh season! What with Marilyn's diary, Microbytes and so on in between them. Episode One of Season Four will be released on our Patreon feed on the 16th March, eight years after Season One, Episode One first aired. We'll be releasing to our general feed a week later, starting on the 23rd of March! Episodes will go out biweekly, and they'll be a week earlier on our ad-free Patreon feed. We didn't think when we first put out our first season in 2018 that we'd be where we are eight years later. It's been a wild ride and we've learned a hell of a lot in that time about writing, producing, acting and, honestly, about ourselves. It's been a hard road, but we made it. It's been a long time coming! We hope you enjoy the new series. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Introducing... Hard Drive
Jan 2700:03:05Tap to summarizeHey! I’m sure you’re all keen for some news; keep your eyes and ears open for some Space Junk Season 4 news over the next month! In the meantime, we wanted to share a trailer for a new sci-fi audio drama from Voyage Media. It’s been created by the Neese Twins, aka the producers of Netflix’s Umbrella Academy, and stars Priah Ferguson, aka the excellent Erica Sinclair in Stranger Things, as Dasha, our protagonist. Hard Drive begins with Dasha inheriting a hard drive of her late grandfather’s memories. She begins to go through them, and as she does she uncovers a conspiracy of global proportions. It’s a mix of sci-fi, mystery, thriller and action and the first season is available to listen to right now. Just look for HARD DRIVE, from Voyage Media, anywhere you listen to podcasts. Here's the trailer! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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No Space Like Home: A We Fix Space Junk Festive Special! [Trailer]
Dec 7, 202300:01:17Tap to summarizeAfter a run-in with an unexpected asteroid field in Canis-S, Samantha and Kilner find themselves stranded on an unknown planet, the wreckage of their ship strewn for miles. Will they ever make it to the Green Zone and find the Grand Engineer, the only person capable of fixing their ship?Recorded live at London Podcast Festival!Buy our episode on GumRoad!Visit our Patreon Feed!STARRINGRebecca EvansBeth CraneJack CarmichaelAlexander DannerJeff Van DreasenCat BlackardJames CarneyHedley KnightsVicki Baron Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Sponsor Bot's Brucemas Broadcast
Dec 25, 202200:09:14Tap to summarizeA little message from Sponsor Bot; they were very excited to record it for you all!Merry Brucemas one and all!To buy our Hanukkah episode, you can visit our GumRoad page or join our Patreon!We Fix Space Junk will be back next year - we'll be recording again in January!Thank you all so much for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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The Hollow Battery: A We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special!
Oct 20, 202200:01:12Tap to summarizeWhen Kilner and Samantha are sent to a dead planet to decommission a troublesome trashbot, they find a little more danger than they were expecting...This year's We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special is now live! Free to our Patrons and available to buy on our GumRoad page!STARRINGBeth CraneRebecca EvansJack CarmichaelPip Gladwin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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The Brucemas Tree: A We Fix Space Junk Brucemas Special
Dec 24, 202100:14:47Tap to summarizeIt's our annual Brucemas mini episode!This special festive episode follows Samantha and Kilner as they give a lift to a neurotic tree.Stay safe and whether you're celebrating or not we hope you have a good festive season!Merry Brucemas!You can find the episode transcript here.CASTRebecca EvansBeth CraneJack CarmichaelJen SugdenOur full Brucemas Special, "The Levelling Feast", is available to buy now, along with all of our other festive specials on our Gumroad page!All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley KnightsLOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK?You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal!If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page!We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages!FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIATWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/AutomniconFACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProdINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductionsTUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.comTIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunkWEBSITE: battlebird.productionsHeard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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(TRAILER) The Levelling Feast: A Marilyn's Diary Brucemas Special
Dec 19, 202100:02:32Tap to summarizeThis year is a very special year for Marilyn. It’s her first time at home on Gontano during the festive season. But before she can relax and enjoy herself, she has a feast to plan! It's a traditional meeting for all of the leaders of Gontano and it has to be just right. And Marilyn’s discovering that getting things right… isn’t that easy.The Levelling Feast, our first Marilyn’s Diary Brucemas Special, is available to pre-order now on our GumRoad, and will also be released to all of our patrons. For more details, visit battlebird.productions!STARRINGFRANCESCA MINTOWT-CZYZKRISTI BOULTONCHRIS SUGDENPIP GLADWINHEDLEY KNIGHTSBETH CRANELAYLA KATIB Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Trailer: A Series of Spooky Space Tales: The We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special
Oct 31, 202100:01:38Tap to summarizeIt's here! Our Halloween Special, A Series of Spooky Space Tales, is out now on our Gumroad page (wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com/l/spookyspacetales) and is free to all of our wonderful Patrons! To support us on Patreon, visit www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd.Our other Halloween Specials are also on Gumroad at wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com!When Kilner, Samantha, DAX, Jault and Haroldson find themselves stranded on a planet overnight, they can think of nothing better than telling a few spooky tales... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E08
Aug 23, 202100:20:52Tap to summarizeIn which Marilyn and Computer run into some unexpected problems on Gontano...Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed!For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts!Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley KnightsCASTFrancesca Mintowt-CzyzJames CarneyTy CorrJade CashChastity BrownHedley KnightsLuke BooysKristi BoultonStas Mintowt-CzyzLOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK?You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal!If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page!We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages!FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIATWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/AutomniconFACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProdINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductionsTUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.comTIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunkWEBSITE: battlebird.productionsHeard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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