Molly, You In Danger Girl

Summary

We Talk Back Podcast: “Molly, You In Danger Girl” (April 2, 2026)
Hosts: TamBam & AJ Holiday

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Episode Overview

In this vibrant and comedic episode, TamBam and AJ Holiday explore an unexpected but timely theme: survival—both literal and social. Blending hilarious anecdotes, cultural critique, and genuine advice, the duo delves into how prepared (or unprepared) we are for worst-case scenarios. They weave in trending news (from Facebook Marketplace drama to viral misbehavior on planes), hot takes on relationships and gender roles, and a deep dive into how Black women, in particular, might navigate societal collapse. Underneath the laughter and playful shade, there’s a serious question: Are you ready if it all goes left?

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Key Discussion Points

1. Weekend Updates & Marketplace Mayhem

(03:25–07:15)

• TamBam recounts a hilarious and frustrating attempt to buy a picture frame via Facebook Marketplace, only for the seller to try hiking the price and act erratic.
  • TamBam: “Maybe I cussed that lady smooth out. I smooth cussed the out, girl. Maniacs.” (05:19)
• AJ shares a similar story about trying to buy a bike, suggesting some sellers don't want to sell to certain people.
  • AJ: "I be feeling like people don't want to sell to certain people, especially for like a good ass price." (06:11)

2. Cosmetic Procedures & Body Image

(07:19–09:25)

• TamBam opens up about getting chin liposuction after trying weight loss, Kybella, and threads.
  • TamBam: "I did all the things first before y’all be like, 'oh, that's, you shouldn't be cutting on yourself.'" (07:27)
  • After seeing herself on camera, TamBam chose surgery because "genetics and getting older" meant her double chin wasn't budging.
• AJ and TamBam get real about loving yourself at every stage, but also say if you have the means for a tweak, there's no shame.
  • AJ: “Boy, we be our biggest critics, man.” (08:28)
• TamBam recounts her mom's shocked FaceTime reaction.
  • TamBam: "I wish I could have took a picture of how she looked at me on that FaceTime." (09:01)

3. Dating Expectations: The Angela Simmons Debate

(09:35–12:31)

• The hosts discuss a viral podcast clip with Angela Simmons saying men should show up for first dates with gifts—like flights for her and her team (!).
  • AJ: “I thought she was gonna say flowers... This said flights and designer and flights for her and her team.” (10:11)
  • Both hosts are amused and incredulous.
  • TamBam: “Shouldn’t be a requirement for a first date.” (10:45)
• They theorize some women "just be saying stuff" and that real interest trumps grand gestures.
  • TamBam: “If she really likes somebody, they could probably show up empty handed and she’d be just as happy.” (12:18)
• AJ jabs, “Women are required to have personality too, right? Y’all just can’t be out here... you ain’t got no jokes, nothing?” (12:31)

4. Viral & Wild News Stories

- Dangerous Twerking Trends

(13:18–15:44)

• Discuss a tragic story of a 22-year-old man killed while twerking atop a moving Jeep.
  • TamBam: “No regard for their own safety in their life.” (13:56)
  • Hosts joke about heavenly gate explanations, but reflect on the senselessness of risky behavior.
• AJ: “We got to do better. Especially 22 year old man.” (15:02)

- Frontier Airlines Chaos

(15:50–21:32)

• Three women arrested after refusing to pay a baggage fee, boarding anyway, spitting, and twerking while in handcuffs.
  • AJ: “What is happening?” (16:11)
  • TamBam distinguishes between being banned from one airline vs. the federal no-fly list.
    • “If you like fighting and disorderly conduct… that can get you on a no fly list… but just for that airline.” (17:24)
• Both share frustrations about arbitrary airline baggage fees and recount stressful personal experiences.
  • AJ: “It’s almost like it’s at the employee’s discretion whoever is at the gate.” (18:58)
• Skip-lag tips and being burned by cheap flight hacks.

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5. Are We Prepared for Disaster?

(21:53–48:13)*

- The Jump-off: TV Shows and Real-life Apocalypse Readiness

• Inspired by watching Hulu’s "Paradise" and pandemic memories, AJ asks: "Are you surviving or are you just laying down?" (26:59)
  • TamBam: “If the world ended as we know it… I’m just gonna start doing coke.” (27:34)
  • The two riff about zombie apocalypse plans, how cocaine would "keep you alert," and their physical readiness (or lack thereof).
• The difference between slow "Walking Dead" zombies and terrifying "World War Z" or "I Am Legend" types.
  • AJ: “One of my goals in life is to lift my own body weight. …I could never do that arm-to-arm monkey bars.” (28:36)
• Bomb shelters under post offices? Urban legends or viable plan?
• The emotional toll of the COVID-19 pandemic: realization of how unprepared society was, both practically and medically.
  • AJ: “In 2026, it was manufactured. Not saying that Covid did not exist, but it was definitely manufactured and they knew that most people would not be prepared for it.” (31:24)
  • Discussion about "pandemic kits," herbs, prescription prepping, and skepticism of government motives.

- Power Grids, Navigation & Survival Skills

• Prepping for power grid collapse: do you have generators, maps, power banks?
  • TamBam: “I got a generator. I ain’t got no internet, I got a generator.” (34:18)
• Can you read a map or compass?
  • TamBam: “I learned how to do that. I was in ROTC.” (35:17)
• Stockpiling first-aid, pain meds, machetes, flashlights, and more.
• The difference between Gen X/Millennials and Gen Z’s “hopelessness” with analog tools.

- New Threats: AI & Cyber Warfare

(36:23–41:42)

• AI fears—what if artificial intelligence doesn’t need us anymore?
  • AJ: “You have no idea if anything is real, if it’s fake or not. I just assume everything fake.” (36:40)
• Shows and movies (“Feed” on Amazon, “Creator” on Netflix) dissected for how AI could impact society.
• AJ details incidents of prior cyberattacks disrupting American infrastructure.
  • “They are testing the system.” (41:42)

- Natural Disasters, Water, and Black Ingenuity

(42:58–48:13)

• Old habits during storms: buying bread, milk, water, toilet tissue—but what about when the water doesn’t run?
  • TamBam: “It’s so much land behind my mama house, we could dookie for weeks." (42:58)
• Finding freshwater springs, filtering and purifying water (from boiling to using socks and even tampons as makeshift filters).
  • AJ: “Do you know how to start a fire?” (43:51)
  • TamBam: “If I fart on a match, that’s the best I got.” (43:57)
• Gardening gaps—Tam regrets not learning to grow or preserve food from her grandmother.

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6. Building a Survival Kit

(51:01–55:40)

• Survival bag essentials:
  • Water (with filtration)
  • Non-perishable food (“Costco’s survival meal kits last 50 years”)
  • Flashlights and batteries (“On the show, everything electric stopped working!”)
  • First aid kit (“You got one?” “Only ’cause I have to at the salon…”)
  • Cash (might be useful…or just butt wipes if currency collapses)
  • Self-defense tools (knife, gun, machete)
• AJ’s advice: “You don’t need 30,000 guns… you only got two hands.” (55:34)
• Importance of community: Skills are good, but survival requires a group with diverse talents.

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7. Love, Loyalty & Group Survival

(55:46–67:55)

• Would you focus on sex or survival if you knew the world would end in 24 hours?
  • TamBam: “If I got 24 hours, I’m probably gonna fuck one more time.” (56:30)
• The dangers of misplaced trust: Hiding zombie bites, betraying your group ("I think Tammy would be one of them people hiding a bite." - AJ (66:29))
• Lessons of the COVID-19 pandemic: Some people revealed themselves as complicit with oppression; the importance of family and critical thinking in crisis.
  • AJ: “If the government would have said, ‘turn in unvaccinated family members,’ people would have started doing that.” (66:55)

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8. Advice, Reflection & Preparedness

(67:55–70:41)

• “It’s not about panicking, it’s about preparedness.”
• Black folks urged to learn basic survival, from setting aside ammo for actual protection (not paranoia) to resisting the urge to just “wait for rescue.”
• TamBam: “We are so comfortable in America and we just think that nothing can happen to us.” (68:39)
• Both hosts stress resilience and prayer: “If I don’t make it home tonight, that’s all you’re gonna be doing. Let me make love to you for the last time…” (69:39)
• TamBam: “No matter what happens, tell me I love y’all.” (69:33)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On prepping:
  • AJ: "Half of y’all would not survive 48 hours without Uber Eats, Wi-Fi, air condition. Like motherfuckers would definitely be going nuts." (26:59)
• On first date demands:
  • AJ: "Plane tickets, girl?? Your whole plane ticket… Cut it out. You ain't gonna never ever be that—don't whack bitch allegations, Angela.” (11:33)
• On disasters:
  • TamBam: “Can you fight? Can you run? I can't. I can run a little bit, but, man, can I get a bike pedaling the fuck away from them zombies.” (69:13)
• On group loyalty:
  • TamBam: “I’ll gladly die for my family… but it ain’t that many other people. You better run faster than me.” (66:06)
• On resilience:
  • TamBam: “Black people are the most resilient people. We gonna find—we gonna make a way out of no way.” (47:36)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Intro, Facebook Marketplace Woes: 03:25–07:15
• Cosmetic Confessions: 07:19–09:25
• Angela Simmons on Gifts, Dating Debate: 09:35–12:31
• Viral News: Twerking Death/Frontier Fiasco: 13:18–21:32
• Prepping for Apocalypse: 21:53–48:13
• Survival Kit Essentials: 51:01–55:40
• Love, Loyalty, & Pandemic Parallels: 55:46–67:55
• Final Takeaways & Reflections: 67:55–70:41

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Final Thoughts

TamBam and AJ deliver their signature blend of unapologetic Black woman realness, humor, and vulnerability, inviting listeners to laugh—while urgently considering how (un)prepared they are for life’s unpredictable turns. The message: Don’t panic, but do prepare. And always keep some love, community, and maybe a few tampons (for fire-starting) handy.

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Hosts’ Instagrams:

• AJ Holiday: @ajholiday2.0
• TamBam: @officialtambam

Listen every Thursday via the Black Effect and iHeartRadio.

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(For further info, survival tips, or to join AJ’s hypothetical “survivalist group,” follow her on Instagram!)

Transcript

[AJ Holiday]

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[Tam Bam]

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[AJ Holiday]

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[AJ Holiday]

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[AJ Holiday]

Talk Back podcast, a production of iHeartRadio and the Black Effect Network.

[Tam Bam]

We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion. He talks back.

[AJ Holiday]

What's up y'? All? It's your girl AJ Holiday. What's up Tam Bam?

[Tam Bam]

Hey y', all, it's me. I love y'. All. Welcome back again. Y' all came back because y' all love us too. How was your weekend, girl? What you do?

[AJ Holiday]

Full of nothing. Nothing.

[Tam Bam]

She don't want us to know what doing y'. All.

[AJ Holiday]

That's all I did. I visited my daddy for the weekend. I went out to dinner, just ate dinner Saturday and that's it. I ain't do by my damn self.

[Tam Bam]

Girl. I told you about that picture frame that I was trying to get right from Charleston. Me and that lady. I had to cuss that out. I don't with Facebook Marketplace. So I she gave me a time that she would be back home, right? She said, I'll be back. No, Terry was on his way to Charleston to pick up his baby, so he was going to pick it up for me and she said she'll be there after five. He got there a little bit early and he said, well, I'll just get it on my way out. And I gave him her number so they could correspond. So then she said, I said I would be here at five for you. I was like, no, you said that you would be home after five. I was like, it's not me, it's somebody coming to get it. So when he's finished doing what he's doing, he can come pick it up. She's like, well, I have to walk my dogs and I won't have my phone. I don't take my phone when I walk my Dogs. I'm like, okay, well, go walk your dogs, because he's with his family right now. So I'm sure by the time you're done walking, he'll be back on. She like, it's going up for to. It's going up. The price going up now. Cuz you inconveniencing me.

[AJ Holiday]

What?

[Tam Bam]

Maybe I cuss that lady smooth out. I smooth c the out girl. Maniacs.

[AJ Holiday]

How much was the mirror?

[Tam Bam]

25 stinking ass dollars. And she talking about it's 40 now.

[AJ Holiday]

Oh, she doesn't want to sell it to you. I feel like somebody did that to me. Y', all, I've been looking for a new bicycle, right? And somebody had like the. The bike I wanted on Facebook, Marketplace. And I swear they had just posted it and I started messaging them about it because this bike, like, this bike probably supposed to be selling for over a thousand dollars and they only had it listed for 350. So I'm like, let me get that. The would not respond. I even had somebody else message them and then just marked it sold. I be feeling like people don't want to sell to certain people, especially for like a good ass price. Like, he probably don't want me to have his bike.

[Tam Bam]

Right?

[AJ Holiday]

You know, probably want a beige person to have like for the low price. That's how I be feeling.

[Tam Bam]

I was like, you. I was like, well, you. You probably should take your phone on your dog walks for safety, bitch.

[AJ Holiday]

Exactly. And I got your address. You might want to take your phone, right? Yeah. People be weirdos on Facebook. That's the only reason why I be on Facebook for real. Facebook, Marketplace. To post on there and see little. I'd be wanting right everywhere for it.

[Tam Bam]

I wanted that picture frame.

[AJ Holiday]

It was nice too.

[Tam Bam]

It was nice.

[AJ Holiday]

You want me to message her?

[Tam Bam]

Yeah. See if it's still available.

[AJ Holiday]

She might. You my friend on Facebook. She might go through and see. Send me the link. I'll message her.

[Tam Bam]

Okay.

[AJ Holiday]

Yeah.

[Tam Bam]

All right.

[AJ Holiday]

Now why you gotta finesse people on Facebook, Marketplace? What the. What is wrong with humans, right?

[Tam Bam]

Like, what you want me to do? I'm sending somebody. He said he could come back around, you know, like, why are you mad?

[AJ Holiday]

Shame. Anyway, with your weekend.

[Tam Bam]

No, I got my chin done over the weekend. Well, I got my chin done last week. So over the weekend. I was just resting. I couldn't do y'. All. I had lipo from my chin because it was fat and I was sick of it. I did all the things first, though, before y' all be like, oh, that's you shouldn't be cutting on yourself. I did. I've done all the things I've done. Kybella. Three rounds.

[AJ Holiday]

I did tell them you lost weight and the thing was still there.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah, yeah, okay. But I did cabella first. I did a ca first. That didn't work. I lost weight. It still was there. I did PDL threads that didn't work. And then the doctor was like, you aren't 22 anymore. And genetics, the combination of your genetics and getting older, it's just gonna be like that unless you just suck it out. Because I got tired of looking at. On every time we film, I'll be. I couldn't even hear nothing I was saying because I was looking at this thing.

[AJ Holiday]

Boy, we be our biggest critics, man. And the don't even notice that double chin, like, well, yeah, that's my last thing.

[Tam Bam]

He used to be nibbling on it, so it's so cute.

[AJ Holiday]

Get off kissing it, girl. We be like. And I mean, I guess, you know, when women do. You know, I'm doing it for me. Yeah. Like, you do want to be comfortable with what you look at in the mirror, but then you got to learn to love whatever it is that at whatever stage. But if you have the option.

[Tam Bam]

Right, right.

[AJ Holiday]

To improve some, you got the funds. I don't see nothing wrong with a low right.

[Tam Bam]

Period. Me neither. And I'll do it again. I didn't tell my mama if she FaceTimed me after. And I wish I could have took a picture of how she looked at me on that FaceTime.

[AJ Holiday]

Like that's something that happened to her child. Girl.

[Tam Bam]

She was like, you know what? I just don't know what the I could do with you.

[AJ Holiday]

You had a nose job or something.

[Tam Bam]

I know. It's not that deep. It wasn't like, you know, it's not that deep, but let's get in this end.

[AJ Holiday]

All right, y'. All. So this really isn't about Cam Newton. Well, a little bit. Right, Because. So Angela Simmons was on Cam Newton's podcast Freaky Friday recently, and there's a clip. There's a couple clips floating around from the interview, but the one I wanted to talk about was with her saying how men are or men need to bring some type of gift. Right. On first dates, essentially. Now, bitch. I thought she was gonna say flowers, you know, some candy. I don't know.

[Tam Bam]

Right.

[AJ Holiday]

Because I would agree with that little trinket. What's a nice.

[Tam Bam]

This said flights and designer and flights for her and her team. Because she don't Come by herself, girl.

[AJ Holiday]

And the funniest part, her little brother was in the comments. Like, she just talking

[Tam Bam]

and everybody listening know she just talking, you know, like, come on now.

[AJ Holiday]

Did somebody bring her. Bring her those. Them fitted cap titty tops?

[Tam Bam]

I hated that shirt.

[AJ Holiday]

Me too. And it was a little nipple out.

[Tam Bam]

She gonna wear that shirt unless you got a little dip out. Her outfit on the show was cute, though. When she was with Cam Newton, that was. She looked cute right there. But that baseball Yankee fitted cap shirt pissed me off real bad. And then here she comes talking about that. Y' all don't listen to that. Like, I mean, obviously if a man brings you in a gift on a date, that's very thoughtful, but shouldn't be a requirement for a first date.

[AJ Holiday]

No, I think. And I think flowers are definitely appropriate. And I think if a man is actually interested. Interested in you, he. They know we are females for a reason. Okay. Fee. They know they gotta come with something, you know, so.

[Tam Bam]

Right.

[AJ Holiday]

Why to make it a requirement, though? Plane tickets, girl.

[Tam Bam]

Your whole plane ticket.

[AJ Holiday]

Cut it out. You ain't gonna never ever be that don't whack bitch allegations, Angela. Okay? I don't know why. Collectively, it just feels like everybody's like, ah, shut up. You whack. Like, you know, she's a beautiful girl. I don't know, it's just something. It's like some type of. It's like a social. Her social skills are down. Maybe like private school happened. I don't know what it is, but it's a little something. Asperger's, I don't know what.

[Tam Bam]

Girl, shut up. What's next is.

[AJ Holiday]

That was sinful. Sorry, girl. I don't know.

[Tam Bam]

I just think she just be saying stuff like her brother say. Like she just be saying stuff she don't mean. And decor her. She don't mean that. If she really likes somebody, they could probably show up empty handed and she would be just as happy.

[AJ Holiday]

So, yeah, on another part of it, she was talking about how her and Cam Newton went on a. I guess some. A semi date once. And she was calling him out about how he was making jokes and then patting himself on the back. And somebody commented and said, well, you got to be real lame for Angela Simmons to call you lame. Like, imagine. Look, women are required to have personality too, right? Y' all just can't be out here. Like, you ain't got no jokes, nothing, right? No jokes enough for these. Like, they supposed to just entertain you. Girl, get your jokes up.

[Tam Bam]

So I saw this over the weekend a 22 year old man was seen twerking on a moving jeep and he died from severe head injuries in a car crash. He. He got. He ran into a Tesla on the top of. While he was twerking on the top of the Jeep while he was on spring break. And died. No, he was. He was on top twerking on top of. Because that's the thing. Now I see a lot of people are climbing on top of the cars and twerking with just. No. What's the word I'm looking for?

[AJ Holiday]

Regard.

[Tam Bam]

Regard for their own fucking safety in their life.

[AJ Holiday]

Like, imagine him like, okay, even if he goes to heaven, right? You had heaven or hell, wherever he ended up at, right? But you, you talking to whoever at the gates. Wherever you ended up at, you got to explain it and why your stupid ass, right?

[Tam Bam]

How'd you get here?

[AJ Holiday]

It's working in traffic.

[Tam Bam]

I had cancer. How'd you get here? Oh, I was in a war. I was military. Oh, how'd you get here? Cardi B theme song came out and I was on top of a Jeep. Stupid ass.

[AJ Holiday]

No, he gonna say at the red light, twerking on the headlight. That's how I got here. Fix Rip My.

[Tam Bam]

Oh, yeah, Rip. I know we're making light of someone's death and that's somebody's family member that's they love them. But this is a very unfortunate chain of events and very sad way to die which could have been prevented.

[AJ Holiday]

We got to do better. Especially 22 year old man.

[Tam Bam]

I never got on a car. I never got on top of a moving vehicle and dance. Have you?

[AJ Holiday]

No. Hell no.

[Tam Bam]

I ain't never sat in the window of a moving vehicle and dance.

[AJ Holiday]

You ever flash somebody, like out the window, like with your titties?

[Tam Bam]

Like stuck my body out?

[AJ Holiday]

Yeah, No, I mean either. But I have had friends.

[Tam Bam]

Like, I ain't got no titties, so why Imma stick my up. No, they're gonna be like, put them back.

[AJ Holiday]

Put them back. Be like, boom. Thumbs down to the titties.

[Tam Bam]

Thumbs down.

[AJ Holiday]

That's a quiet ride, homeboy. Right?

[Tam Bam]

So. No, I never did that.

[AJ Holiday]

All right, y', all. So let's see. We got three women arrested after allegedly refusing to pay Frontier back fee, boarding the flight anyway and forcing passengers to evacuate the plane. One woman allegedly spat on someone while another twerked in handcuffs. What? I mean, what, what, what's happening?

[Tam Bam]

What is happening?

[AJ Holiday]

Like, we. I. I've seen us twerking on the front lines during protests. What. What is that is it like some type of witchcraft. We just don't know. Like just taking the person's attention. Like hey, don't shoot. Look at this twerk.

[Tam Bam]

Like I don't look at his ass shape. I don't know. I think they was just drunk maybe.

[AJ Holiday]

It says, According to reports, 30 year old Nafisa Dockery, 21 year old Dijona Cochran and 26 year old Davana. What? DDD Davana Cochran. Okay. They probably related. Were in the process of boarding a Frontier flight headed to Philly when an employee noticed they had two carry on bags but had only paid for one. The employee told them to step out the line and pay for the extra bag. But the situation turned into back and forth. The employee warned the woman that they would be removed from the flight if they didn't pay. Instead, Dockery allegedly told the other two to ignore the employee and the group rushed into the plane. Onto the plane. Police was called. They were removed, put on a no fly list for Frontier and yeah,

[Tam Bam]

so that's what I went and researched real quick because I wanted to see like if I were to fight in an airport or airline, sorry, If I were to fight, what would happen? You know, am I. Because I always feared a no fly list. I'm always on my best behavior. But turns out to be on a no fly list, you have to either be suspected, you have to have suspected ties to terrorism or serious threats, attempting to bring a prohibited or dangerous items onto a plane, making threats against aviation or passengers, repeated serious security violations. That is for you to be on a no fly list. Now that is a national no fly list. Now you can end up on an airline no fly list much more easily. So if you like fighting and disorderly conduct and things of that nature can get you on a no life flies list, but just for that airline. So that doesn't mean you can't fly with nobody else. You just might not be able to fly with Frontier no more if you fight on Frontier. So that's how I always wondered that. Like if I fight on American Airlines, can I not fly for nowhere forever? No, you just can't fly American. And I'm not letting y' all know this so y' all can cut up. I'm just letting y' all know how it works.

[AJ Holiday]

Look, I feel them though because I have been pissed the times that I have flown Spirit. I know this is Frontier, but Spirit will piss you off the same way with those dang on baggage fees because I literally can go one way without having to pay for the Same bag, and then come back and it's, it's almost like it's at the employee's discretion whoever is at the gate. Right. If they want to fuck with you or not. And that's not right. Like, be consistent across the board and then it wouldn't be any problems. They were. I literally was almost left behind in Miami. One time my homegirl held the flight up like she wouldn't take her seat because they turned me around at the gate and told me to go pay for my bag that I brought to Miami what I had to pay for. But now I got a return going back. You want me to pay for it? And they were trying to leave me. They were still trying to taxi to fight.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah.

[AJ Holiday]

So my husband had to like refuse to sit down to hold the plane up until I paid for my, my bag and got on the flight. Like, why would y' all take somebody out the line to just straight up make them miss the flight? Then now I gotta pay for another flight. So some of the little things that they do at these airlines, yes, it may be cheap on the front end, but they be really trying to play with you on the back end. Like Frontier, there was this website I

[Tam Bam]

used to use and it ended up getting me handled real bad. It was like skip lag. Do you remember that?

[AJ Holiday]

Where you could pay create you. It would create like a little itinerary so you can like do a one way for this one and get the. Yeah, okay.

[Tam Bam]

And you can hop in the middle of a flight or hop out at the middle of a flight. But bruh, they, they got hip to that one time and I was trying to get home. And the ticket for me to get home was astronomical. And it was like more than I had. I just bought the original ticket and I was like, I'll never with that

[AJ Holiday]

again piss you off, man. And I, I need them to recheck the size of the carry on little boxes they want you to put your bag in. Like first of all, that is smaller than the overhead. So my bag would fit in the overhead.

[Tam Bam]

Right.

[AJ Holiday]

But you want me to squeeze in this. Look, all the airline should get on my goddamn nerves anyway.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah, but I know I just want my own plane.

[AJ Holiday]

These girls are young girls, so I, I, hopefully they learn a lesson. Child you around and can't fly.

[Tam Bam]

Right, but they can't fly. Like if you do too much, you won't be able to fly at all. But now they just can't fly. Frontier, they'll be fine.

[AJ Holiday]

I think spitting on somebody, you should be Banned from flying for some time.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah.

[AJ Holiday]

Okay. Now y' all going to jail. Y' all ain't gonna make it home from Miami to Philly now, for real now.

[Tam Bam]

Y' all on the Greyhound, right?

[AJ Holiday]

All right, so I don't know. Have you been watching paradise on Hulu?

[Tam Bam]

No. Everybody keeps saying that. I should, though.

[AJ Holiday]

Yeah. So I watched. So I remember para. I had to go watch the last. Last season, the very last episode. So I can remember, like, the. You know, what happened. Yeah. So I just started watching the second season that just came out. And while watching, I'm like, yo, I am just like. And I have been saying this for years. Like, I have list, right? Some things I do have, like, I purchased over the years. But what if we have, like. America has never really experienced real devastation yet. Like, when I say real devastation, I mean, like, look at the Gaza Strip and the shit that's happening in the Middle East. Like, at some point, that could be us. I'm not trying to, like, fear, you know, fear mongo. And no fit is no fear mongoing. But that shit is not. Like, we're not untouchable. Yeah. We not exempt from the. So are you prepared?

[Tam Bam]

And if you think about we're overdue. Because what was the last. I mean, we had 911 then. What was that? Pearl harbor before that?

[AJ Holiday]

Yeah. 911 was kind of isolated situation. Right. Happened in one state. And, you know, if you look at what actually happened, our government did the shit in its own country as far as I'm concerned. So I mean, like, real like somebody else. Or it could be internal pulling up and causing real devastation in America. And there's different types of devastation. Right. But are you prepared for anything? Are we just twerking on cars, like, shitting, like.

[Tam Bam]

All right, we're gonna talk about it. Because I would talk about a zombie apocalypse too. Are we ready for that? All right, we'll be right back, y'. All.

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[Tam Bam]

See full [e-mail].

[AJ Holiday]

All right, y', all, so let's be real. Half of y' all would not survive 48 hours without what Uber eats, Wi Fi, air condition. Like motherfuckers would definitely be going nuts. So today we are asking the real questions. If the world ended as we know it. I'll add that in there, right? Are you surviving or are you just laying down? Because I know, Tammy, you said you was just going to start doing coke. I remember that on Poor Minds. All y' all said y' all just gonna start doing coke.

[Tam Bam]

It.

[AJ Holiday]

Yep.

[Tam Bam]

I still, I'm still gonna try it. I ain't gonna lay down. First of all, the coke gonna turn me up. Okay. Period.

[AJ Holiday]

You'd be running around like gta.

[Tam Bam]

But it just depends on what we're talking about. Like, so a zombie outbreak. Definitely doing some coke. Definitely doing some code.

[AJ Holiday]

You got to be alert for that.

[Tam Bam]

That's what coke do cocaine make you alert. I ain't doing no lean.

[AJ Holiday]

All right, Right, right, right. I mean, I wouldn't know. You know, maybe. I don't know.

[Tam Bam]

Have you tried, well, cocaine?

[AJ Holiday]

Yes.

[Tam Bam]

No, I've never tried cocaine or lean, but I've seen people on both and one looks a little drowsy, one looks a little awake. Okay. But I just feel like a zombie apocalypse. I feel like you and me dying.

[AJ Holiday]

No, girl, absolutely not.

[Tam Bam]

You cannot run fast, bro. Have you seen them zombies? They fast.

[AJ Holiday]

Okay, so that's what we're going to get into, right? Because now if they World War Z zombies. Yes. I'm out of there. I can't even lift my own body weight if I'm hanging off a cliff. Bitch is over with. Like, really? One of the goals in life is to lift my own body weight. I've never been able to do a pull up ever, from a kid in elementary. I could never do that arm to arm. Monkey bars.

[Tam Bam]

Your titties.

[AJ Holiday]

That's a goal.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah, titties already.

[AJ Holiday]

I did have titties in fourth grade, dog. Or maybe third. My shoes to be bouncing on the school.

[Tam Bam]

Right? So that's why.

[AJ Holiday]

So yeah, they're fast now like the walking dead. And as long as you don't get stuck like in a. Like a. A herd, they call them like, call them like a big group of them, you should be okay, like, you know, avoiding them. You know what I'm saying?

[Tam Bam]

Yeah.

[AJ Holiday]

You just can't get caught by a whole bunch of them.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But if it's a running situation, it's over for me.

[AJ Holiday]

I am legend girl. I am legends on.

[Tam Bam]

Dude, they was fast as.

[AJ Holiday]

And they was like, smart. Yeah, they was like, still kind of human a little bit.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah.

[AJ Holiday]

Yeah. We gonna be up.

[Tam Bam]

I'm joining them. I'm joining the zombies.

[AJ Holiday]

No, I'm gonna always fight. Like, they gonna have to kill me. Yeah, they're gonna.

[Tam Bam]

I'm not gonna join them on purpose, but I just know, like, it's only a matter of time before they catch me.

[AJ Holiday]

But maybe, like, that is one of the things, right, in case of a zombie apocalypse. What. Where are some places where you could take, you know, refuge for a while? So on the. On the. On the series paradise, when I watch tv, it's always like, for like I be trying to get information. Right. So on the series, on the second season, these people, when they were they. They actually started planning when they just heard like a little bit of something possibly happening. But the guy said there's 150.

[Tam Bam]

You don't spoiler alerted now?

[AJ Holiday]

No, there's 150 post offices that used to be bomb shelters in America. I don't know if that's true or not, but I'm going be trying to get to the nearest post office because maybe there's a bomb shelter underneath it. I don't know. I mean, that. That could be a part of your survival plan.

[Tam Bam]

They could get their ass down there.

[AJ Holiday]

No, this would be like, from like a nuclear event.

[Tam Bam]

Oh, a nuclear.

[AJ Holiday]

Yeah, that type of shit. So let's talk about the. The types of like devastation. Right? So we talked about zombie outbreaks. We already went through one pandemic. And it's almost like people forgot about the year 2020. It's like the forgotten year. And we didn't do well, right? I don't think we did well at all during the.

[Tam Bam]

I did fine.

[AJ Holiday]

I mean, collectively human. Oh, you know.

[Tam Bam]

Oh, okay.

[AJ Holiday]

The human race, we all know now in 2026, it was a manufacture. I hope you know, it was manufactured. Not saying that Covet did not exist, but it was definitely manufactured and they knew that most people would not be prepared for it. So it's this company called.

[Tam Bam]

And we know that shot ain't do that part. Okay.

[AJ Holiday]

So one of the things that I have done to prepare for the zombie apocalypse, like I always have herbs not zombie apocalypse. Excuse me. If we have another pandemic like situation, you gotta have like some type of, like, medical kits on hand. Because what if the hospitals were like, what if the gets so crazy? Like, we still had access to hospitalization, but you gotta have some medication at home, you know? So there's this website, it's TWC Health. They have a. An emergency kit that includes all these different, like, medicines. You do have to do like a. A consultation because it is, you know, prescribed medication. But like, for the pandemic, Ivermectin is one of the things that they said would cure Covid because a lot of people believe that Covid is not a virus, right? It's a parasite. Ivermectin is actually a parasite cleanser that they use on horses. So in this kit, Ivermectin is in it. Amoxicillin. So it's a bunch of different. It's $300. I got my kit.

[Tam Bam]

Let me tell you what I got. I got some ibuprofen, I got a couple zannies. I got some perks over here.

[AJ Holiday]

You got pain medicine. You just gonna lay down.

[Tam Bam]

I'm saying if you. If you're in pain, I got you.

[AJ Holiday]

So there are some things that you would need. Like even, like, say, for instance, there is some type of nuclear event and radiation. You. There's really no medicine out there for radiation. But there are things to manage the symptoms of radiation so that it does not make you so sick to where you end up dying, basically. So research that. That's another thing you can research in case of like, radiation exposure. So pandemic shit, you need some medicine at least some type of auto. Some type of immune. Immune system boosting medicines. If y' all haven't learned that from the pandemic we went through from 2020 to 2023, I mean, I don't know. You know what I'm saying? Y' all still out here just tylenoling it up. You need some herbs, like you need some. Some real shit. That's gonna be a boost. Your immune system. Another type of catastrophic event. Catastrophic event could be like power grid collapse. Do you have some power banks? What are you gonna do if the Internet goes down? Do you.

[Tam Bam]

I got a generator. I got a generator. I ain't got no the Internet. I got a generator.

[AJ Holiday]

What is it a gas generator or is it. Is it propane? Oh, okay. All right. GPS is down. Do y' all really even know how to read a map, how to read an atlas? Do you have one?

[Tam Bam]

I Look like door to explore.

[AJ Holiday]

I got an atlas. There ain't no door.

[Tam Bam]

Swiping face ass. No, I know how to read a map. I know how to read a map. But I mean I feel like we grew up in a generation where we had to learn how to read a map to get places.

[AJ Holiday]

Yes. Gen Z's is gonna be up.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah.

[AJ Holiday]

Yeah. Because they don't. They don't. They weren't really taught a lot of things. Yeah. So reading a compass, I don't know if they learned that in school.

[Tam Bam]

I learned how to do that. I was in rotc. So we had to do like find locations based on longitude and latitude, you know, So I know how to do that.

[AJ Holiday]

I have a big ass machete I keep in my car and at the bottom it has like a little. You screw it off. It has like a little, small, little toolkit in there and a compass. Like even having small swear she was shown. I have been living my life like a scary movie for a long time. And anytime I watch this shit on TV it's like I feel like there is some German physicists, I don't know, scientist in a lab somewhere tapping his fingers together trying to figure out how he can keep the human body alive forever. And they gonna up and the brain gonna still be alive, but the body gonna be dead and they gonna want to eat brains to stay alive. And that's how the zombies gonna come about. It's somebody playing God in the lab right now.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah.

[AJ Holiday]

And. And on the Walking Dead. Where the hell that started at?

[Tam Bam]

I don't know. I never saw that show Atlanta at the cdc. No, that's very possible. It says, all right, the next one is an AI takeover. And that's, that's my fear.

[AJ Holiday]

That is what's probably most likely to happen.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah, I think the likelihood of another pandemic happening soon is less likely than a AI takeover. Because what the. You don't even know what you be seeing is real no more. You have no idea if anything is real, if it's fake or not. I just assume everything fake.

[AJ Holiday]

Yeah, me too.

[Tam Bam]

And if I ever get caught doing some, I'm definitely gonna say that's AI

[AJ Holiday]

the, that's my surrogate, right. That's my twin.

[Tam Bam]

But that's, that's, that's the biggest concern because how you gonna know if anything is real? Everything AI is not controlled. I don't know if it's control in other parts of the world, but in this country it is out of control. And it's only imagine in 10 years from now what AI is going to be capable of. It's just terrifying.

[AJ Holiday]

I mean AI has been being used for a very long time. Just know when we are introduced to a technology just know that the government has been using that probably for a decade prior.

[Tam Bam]

This.

[AJ Holiday]

They. They are just giving us access to it in the smallest usage possible. I mean typing some shit into Chat GPT and getting the answer. People be assuming chatgpt. Chatgpt and GROK is always right. They don't know everything. Just remember that shit is still programmed by a human.

[Tam Bam]

Right.

[AJ Holiday]

What the AI takeover is about, it's about AI now becoming artificial. Artificial consciousness.

[Tam Bam]

Right.

[AJ Holiday]

AI is doing this.

[Tam Bam]

No longer needs our. Yeah. No longer need programming. Yeah.

[AJ Holiday]

You know.

[Tam Bam]

And decide that we are the weaker species than them and that we need to be annihilated.

[AJ Holiday]

Is this show on Amazon prime called Feed. Watch that because I think we. I talked about it one time on here. So on the show Feed is like AI wasn't actually like computer. It was actually spirits from the other side wanting to come back to this side. And so through these, these chips that they put in people's like people are like this technology. People are using like Elon Musk brain little chip he has. Right. So the, the spirits. The AI was hacking into that and basically body swapping with the person. So like if you were a mom who died abruptly and you want to get back to your daughter, you don't hopped in somebody else body from the other side via this technology and hijack this.

[Tam Bam]

Well that sounds kind of lit.

[AJ Holiday]

Yeah. Crazy. So Feed on Amazon

[Tam Bam]

but no, there's a movie out right now. It's on Netflix. It's in the top 10 called the Creator or not the Creator might be just Creator and with John David Washington in it. And it's about a whole AI race that explodes a nuclear weapon in the United States and pretty much takes out all of California and surrounding states. And how the United States wages war against AI to annihilate all AI. And AI is pretty much our own race of people living in America. Well on Earth is so many of them that they become their own race. And it's a really interesting movie. I should watch that too.

[AJ Holiday]

So the AI have. They have bodies.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah, they have human. They have bodies, they have faces. They have human faces. But they have like, you know, bodies that are like metal.

[AJ Holiday]

So they took AI and started putting them into robots basically.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah.

[AJ Holiday]

Essentially what they're doing right now. Yeah, essentially what have physical bodies.

[Tam Bam]

Like these people were being like humans being in relationships with These robots, like, they would be their partners. You know, it was. It was. You got to see it. It's interesting.

[AJ Holiday]

In cyber warfare, we are more likely to also have that going right now. Right now we are at war, Right. I don't know why America doesn't identify the conflicts we've been in over the few years as war. As war. But it's fucking war, okay? And a lot of money go into war, and a lot of money be made off of war. But a country could touch us through via cyber warfare. I don't know if people remember y'.

[Tam Bam]

All.

[AJ Holiday]

Do y' all remember 2023? I think it was all the cell phones weren't down.

[Tam Bam]

Mm.

[AJ Holiday]

Remember all the cell phone networks were down. The year before last, our cell phones. The Internet was down, planes was affected, banks was affected. Just like the year before last, like these things be happening and people just think it's just like a. Something like. I don't know. Yeah, these. They are testing the system. They are.

[Tam Bam]

Superman is out here saving the day and y' all don't even know it. No, I just wish somebody would up Sally Mae. That's all I want. If you go do a cyber attack, attack that. God damn.

[AJ Holiday]

And then we got natural disasters like earthquakes, hurricanes, stuff like that, which we experience annually.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah, we, we. You know, South Carolina. No, everybody run out and get bread, milk and water, toilet tissue and toilet paper.

[AJ Holiday]

What are you gonna do? Like, what are you gonna do with all that toilet tissue? You. You are better off buying a bunch of rags, a bunch of washcloths you can wash off. Wash them. Like, why are you buying.

[Tam Bam]

But if the water. Why can't your water still be running?

[AJ Holiday]

No, if the. If the grid gets shut down, all this stuff is ran off of technology. So if the grid gets shut down, you're not gonna be able to flush no toilets. For real. You might be able to flush one time and then that water is not coming back into the tank. So what you gonna do with all this shitty toilet tissue?

[Tam Bam]

Put it in a bag somewhere? I don't know.

[AJ Holiday]

Big dookie ass house.

[Tam Bam]

Listen, it's so much land behind my mama house, we could dookie for weeks and not have to worry about. Don't do.

[AJ Holiday]

Do you guys know where your closest natural spring is? Fresh water.

[Tam Bam]

I do.

[AJ Holiday]

Find. FindMySpring.com is where you would go to find that if you don't know. Right. Because in Charleston, our natural spring is behind a fucking golf course. That is the first place I'm going to terrorize. If any, like crazy Ass. Natural disaster. Man made disaster happens this one walking

[Tam Bam]

distance for me right now. But I'll be. You know, I'm in South Carolina. If I'm in Charlotte, I would have no clue. But right here in the country where I'm at, there's a natural spring right down the street.

[AJ Holiday]

All right, so let's see. Do you know how to start a fire?

[Tam Bam]

If I fart on a match, that's the best I got.

[AJ Holiday]

Is that even a real thing? We need to test that out. Light a lot of match while you farting and see what happens. I saw this. Oh. Like, he looked like he might have been, like, a homeless guy. But obviously he got all information, and obviously he would definitely survive any type of anything. So he used graphite, which is the lead from the pencil and foil. Mm. And created light. He took the lead from a pencil, wrapped it with foil, and then he wrapped toilet tissue around it to put it inside. This way it was thick enough to put it inside a little small flashlight. And the shit turned on like it was a battery.

[Tam Bam]

God damn MacGyver.

[AJ Holiday]

So guess who's in my damn. My Amazon cart right now? Graphite. You could at least make some. Some light candles. You know, you got. Do you got candles? Do you know how to purify water? We learned that process in high school. I mean, in most. Not even high school, elementary, how to filter water.

[Tam Bam]

I don't know how to do none of that. I know you can tie a plastic bag around a branch of a tree and get water from that. It takes some time.

[AJ Holiday]

Oh, like from the rain and stuff like that?

[Tam Bam]

No, not from rain. From the actual tree branch from the tree.

[AJ Holiday]

Like, from dew. Maybe like morning do.

[Tam Bam]

I don't know exactly how it work.

[AJ Holiday]

Yeah, I mean, plant trees have water in them, but I don't know how that would. Like how long that would take to come down off a leaf every day.

[Tam Bam]

Like, what a bunch of leaves you had to tie it around? I don't remember that, but I think it's something like that. I have to Google it. Like, you could tie it around a bunch of branches, and the water would collect in the bottom of the bed. That's drinkable food.

[AJ Holiday]

You know how to grow some food? Do you know how to plant stuff? Are you a gardener?

[Tam Bam]

I. I try, but they always die. And it's so sad because my grandmother had the greenest thumb of all thumbs. And she would, like, grow vegetables and do preserves, and I just never learned how to do it. That is my greatest regret. One of them with my grandma That I didn't learn how to preserve peaches and fruits and stuff like that. They'd be out in the field and stuff like that. And I'd be in the car like, hurry up.

[AJ Holiday]

I guess that's some of the basic things I think us and our listeners could try and learn how to do this week. How to start a fire properly, how to contain it, how to purify water properly. And you know, I know how to grow like, I can keep like herbs and stuff like that alive. Like I always have like herb plants and my regular house plants. One of them be just depending on the type of plant. My tropical plants is easy to take care of is these other plants I

[Tam Bam]

know like to purify water, you got to boil it. Now you can take your. If you got some dirty water. Yeah. Well, then you get. You got to use fire fart on a match. Now you got fire

[AJ Holiday]

to make boiling water.

[Tam Bam]

Now I know you can use the tampon as a wick.

[AJ Holiday]

Oh, I seen that. Okay.

[Tam Bam]

Who will come up with something? Goddamn. First of all, black people are the most resilient people we gonna find. We gonna make a way out of. No way. I feel like.

[AJ Holiday]

Yeah, I mean, you can use your sock.

[Tam Bam]

You can use a sock to like filtrate them, like dirt and debris from the water and then boil it.

[AJ Holiday]

Or you might have to just drink it like that out the sock to at least get like the small gravel and rocks and out of it.

[Tam Bam]

Right. But then you might have. You might be up and get sick. But if you gotta have water, that's how you can do it.

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[AJ Holiday]

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[Tam Bam]

I don't even know how many boogers she had. God damn

[AJ Holiday]

you. Outside in the winter, my nose stay boogery. When I wake up, I'm sleeping with that fan on. It's dried ass nose all night. So I guess if it's the winter you got enough runny nose and just let that dry up a little bit for lunch.

[Tam Bam]

It's crazy

[AJ Holiday]

he resorted to eating those boogers, man. The, the guy who actually won, he, he. I think he killed a deer, a big ass deer. Like his first, the first month basically. So he like dried the meat and made like jerky out of it and that lasted him a long ass time. Everybody else was like running out of food. They couldn't, they didn't know how to fish properly or. You had to create everything. Like you were there with basically nothing like the smallest survival shit. Like a little small knife. Like you get to pick what you wanted to be.

[Tam Bam]

You talking about naked and afraid?

[AJ Holiday]

No, it's not. It wasn't naked and afraid because they weren't, they weren't naked. But it was like they drop you off in the middle of some fucking forest basically and you gotta survive. I don't know. I think they might have been there for like two months. Stupid. You need flashlights and batteries, okay? On the show, whatever. They did cause all electric items to stop working. So what I was mentioning about like the graphite and foil that creates light Maybe you'd have to resort to that. Whatever. I don't know what type of technology or what it just caused all like engines stop working in cars, batteries, everything stopped working. First aid kits? I don't have one. Do you have a first aid kit?

[Tam Bam]

I have one, but that's because I have to have one in the salon and it's here with me. It's in my truck.

[AJ Holiday]

This is cash. I mean if the grids go down, like if the economy just like cash, actual paper money is we gonna be. We can use that to wipe our ass actually. Yeah, instead of getting the tissue, you just use some honeys to wipe your ass because that's where we would be at. So those six items are your, are your most important, right? Water, non perishable food, flashlights and batteries. First aid kit. Oh, sorry, I didn't even mention this. The self defense tools, some type of knife, pistol, gun. You don't need 30000 guns. You only got two hands. So if you got 30 guns, you need more people, right? Okay.

[Tam Bam]

You need more ammo.

[AJ Holiday]

I think people should be essential.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah. That's why I say you need community.

[AJ Holiday]

Are we talking about love and love in the apocalypse?

[Tam Bam]

Like no,

[AJ Holiday]

I'm not thinking about during no damn apocalypse. I'm not bringing no baby into this crazy ass world.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah, I'm not thinking about. They say like it's going to be like a asteroid that's going to come and destroy the earth. And we got 24 hours. I'm probably going to fuck one more time.

[AJ Holiday]

That's what you're gonna be thinking about. You're not gonna be thinking about trying to find someplace to find shelter and gather some like you just gonna be when the asteroid hit.

[Tam Bam]

No, not when it hit. I said if I got 24 hours, I'm probably gonna. One more time.

[AJ Holiday]

I guess it only takes five minutes.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I got five minutes.

[AJ Holiday]

I'm not thinking about smashing during no like that man.

[Tam Bam]

I mean I'm just gonna pray and I'm just gonna be with my family and we just gonna hold each other till it's over.

[AJ Holiday]

Look, you gotta have social skills just as much as you have to have survival skills. Because you do want to find a group of people who maybe you know you're going to run into crazy people, right? And all these movies where the world just goes nuts. There's always like good people and then there's bad people and it might be subjective, right? You have your group and you just trying to keep Your group alive, so you come into contact with another group because humans turn into fucking animals, man. When resources get low, it's just. It's just unfortunate. So you want to find a group of people who actually know how to survive, who know how to do things right. I don't know what my skill set would be right now. I got really good organization or organizational skills who need their hair done. Look, I'm a mechanic. I know how to fit. I know how to figure out. I know how to take apart and put it back together. I know how to troubleshoot. You know what I'm saying? So, I don't know. I didn't go to school for it, but I might be an engineer.

[Tam Bam]

I just feel like if the government was collecting people to keep humanity alive, I don't think none of us would be one of the chosen people, you know?

[AJ Holiday]

You know, the thing is, is that what we don't realize is that the elites, like, the people we think are the smart people because they have a lot of resources and money. Oftentimes they're stealing ideas from the actual smart people. And you really never know who created a thing.

[Tam Bam]

Right?

[AJ Holiday]

Right. So we assume that people, you know, that these people are smart and a lot of them aren't. Elon Musk, for example, the nigga was cheating on a video game, and he was actually paying somebody to play this video game for him or use an AI, right? Just so he could appear to be, like, the top player of this thing at his big age. And the people who actually play the game found out about it. That's an example of how these people really don't know how to do shit. They just pay people to do the shit for them. So, I mean, I'll survive out here. Okay. If I'm not picked to go on the mothership with the elites, I mean, it'd be all right. I'm going to survive. I am going to always live to tell a story.

[Tam Bam]

I don't know what's gonna happen. I'm gonna do my best out here. I'm gonna do my best to survive, but I can't run that fast, honestly, anymore. And I'm just gonna do my best to survive. But honestly, I feel like God, don't play about me. If it's my time to go, then it's probably, like, for the best, you know? So that's just how I get.

[AJ Holiday]

Talk about who dying first?

[Tam Bam]

No, There's no way to determine.

[AJ Holiday]

Refuses to leave their house, stops to argue instead of running. Falls in love too fast and trusts the wrong person has no survival skills, goes back for something unnecessary, thinks it, thinks it's not that serious. Those are the people who probably gonna be dying first apparently don't go back for. And y' all out here who don't be putting gas in a tank and only go and get $10 worth of gas. I keep my gas tank full because guess what? Zombie apocalypse happen. Any crazy ass I'm gonna be so far ahead of y' all on the highway and because my shit stay on full, I'm not going to be stuck in the line at Costco trying to get gas the day before the stupid shit. I'm going to be so far off down the interstate on a back road somewhere off the highway, you know, getting gas way far away from civilization. Basically make sure your gas tank stay full, man. Stop putting $5 in there. If you're fucking, you should have somebody to give you money for gas. You muted.

[Tam Bam]

I definitely be never have no gas, but it's because I'm always driving. It's like I'm always burning it up.

[AJ Holiday]

Just fill the tank up every time though. Don't just go and get a quarter tank of gas is what I'm saying.

[Tam Bam]

The only time I do that is when it's late at night and I feel like I might be in danger. Molly, you in danger, girl. That's what this whole episode the about.

[AJ Holiday]

We all in danger for real because we just not prepared. Something I've always wanted also to have is satellite phones. But who the I'm a call if I keep asking all my friends and family, hey y', all, let's get satellite phones. And nobody wants to get one. They're not cheap. But we spend money on a bunch of. At least if you know something does does happen, you can get in contact with your people who also have satellite phones. The military have them.

[Tam Bam]

It ain't gonna be nobody but you and that alien from Atlanta. Do you see what else you doing?

[AJ Holiday]

Funny as hell too. I want to know who that is. I'm pretty sure in Atlanta know who it is. I want to know who that is.

[Tam Bam]

Right? Who is that there to be just you and him on the satellite phone.

[AJ Holiday]

Let's play a little game right quick. Right. So if the zombie apocalypse happens, what would be your weapon of choice?

[Tam Bam]

I want a semi automatic weapon.

[AJ Holiday]

I would want an automatic weapon. Let loose run his.

[Tam Bam]

Ain't that the same thing?

[AJ Holiday]

What's the difference between semi automatic is not like so automatic would be like rapid fire. Rapid.

[Tam Bam]

Oh yeah, that's what I want yeah,

[AJ Holiday]

that's why you can't have, like, machine guns. That's rapid fire.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah, that's what I want.

[AJ Holiday]

So I would personally, I would have, like. I'm Michonne. I would have a knife. Why are you going to. You can't shoot all the time during a zombie apocalypse because you're going to attract more zombies with the noise of that gunshot.

[Tam Bam]

Like, so you don't want no gun. You just want a knife.

[AJ Holiday]

I. I would need both. And I would only have a gun if I needed to. Like, a. A gun is like a big gun, is if I'm spraying a crowd of the ass. They, like, are in front of me already. But if I just, like, one or two, I'm trying to kill right quick. I'm using the blade so it can be quiet because you got one or two right now, and you shoot the gun. Now you got 20. Now you got a herd outside your door. So you got to consider stuff like that. And I mean, I guess that comes from watching the Walking Dead, right? During a zombie apocalypse, would you want to be in the city or. Or countryside, country?

[Tam Bam]

Always.

[AJ Holiday]

Yes. So that's what I was talking about with the gas.

[Tam Bam]

I just need y' all to know AJ came up with this episode, y'. All.

[AJ Holiday]

I'm just trying to help live. Would you want to be alone or with a group?

[Tam Bam]

I need community, always.

[AJ Holiday]

You need people, definitely. But when you don't know who's who, who, like, you gotta really be careful, man, during. During crazy times, because laws and religion, that is what separates us from animals, but it simultaneously somehow makes us animals. You know what I'm saying? Like, you take away laws and religion and just people just turn to fucking primates. Then you take resources. Is real chaotic. I remember I forgot who it was, but they were talking about how bad. How quick shit got crazy during Katrina in New Orleans, like, within hours. Like, when there was no. No police. You know what I'm saying? Like, people just abandoned post the was chaotic. Like, that is one city. Imagine a whole world where there's just lawlessness that that's going to happen. There's already people who don't give a. And they are waiting for situations like that to happen so that they can let the inner beast out. So you got to be careful.

[Tam Bam]

This. This episode gonna give people the worst anxiety. Y' all just after you get. After you finish listening, just pray.

[AJ Holiday]

See, that's the problem right now. Like motherfuckers on their knees. Get up. Stand up and prepare.

[Tam Bam]

No, I agree. Prepare. But you also Got to be prayed up, too.

[AJ Holiday]

Are you fighting or hiding?

[Tam Bam]

It depends.

[AJ Holiday]

You saving your partner? Are you saving yourself?

[Tam Bam]

What partner?

[AJ Holiday]

Whoever. It could be, like, somebody you met along the way. You gonna be like, no, you go. You gonna do that?

[Tam Bam]

No. Hell, no. The.

[AJ Holiday]

You always living?

[Tam Bam]

Oh, it depends. I'll gladly die for my family. I'll die for them without question, but. But my mama, my sisters, sometimes my daddy, I would die without question, without thinking about it, but it ain't that many other people. You better run faster than me. I don't know.

[AJ Holiday]

I think Tammy would be one of them people hiding a bite.

[Tam Bam]

Hiding a bite.

[AJ Holiday]

Like, if it's a group of people and you done around and got bit, at some point, you ain't gonna tell everybody you got bit. You're gonna be walking around like you regular until you turn.

[Tam Bam]

Why would you think that of me? Why would you think that of me? That's cold.

[AJ Holiday]

I'm always like, you know what these are? No, not you. Because you. You listen to me during COVID But some of them people, like, who were ready to turn their family members in. I don't trust y'. All. Like, I feel like if the government would have said, hey, if you have a family member who is not vaccinated, turn them into your local police station. People would have started doing that if that was a directive. Some people was only able to do the shit they did to us because the people, the majority of people, were complicit with it. The type of hate people who didn't get vaccinated was getting. It was outrageous.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah.

[AJ Holiday]

I just hope people learned from the last pandemic. So when we. So something else comes up, you won't be, like, disowning your family.

[Tam Bam]

Right.

[AJ Holiday]

Going along to get along, because in the end, we were right.

[Tam Bam]

Yep. I agree.

[AJ Holiday]

Those are the people who would be hiding bites, who got vaccinated.

[Tam Bam]

I would not do that. That's so wild.

[AJ Holiday]

The vaccinated people gonna be hiding bites, child. Okay, let's end this damn episode. Y' all just prepare. It's not about, like, panicking, right? It is just about preparedness. And I just feel like black people, we don't prepare for. You know, I'm not telling you to stockpile a bunch of ammo and all this, because, like I said, if it's just you and your boyfriend, like, what the fuck y' all gonna do with 30 guns and, I don't know, $100,000 worth of ammunition? I don't know. But these white folks, they have small militias. They actually train for this type of shit. And you know, even when you're thinking about the second Amendment, it is not for us to be warned against each other. It is in case we have to war against a tyrant government.

[Tam Bam]

Right.

[AJ Holiday]

This type of shit is important. So you got to be prepared because you never know. Like, we are so comfortable in America and we just think that, you know,

[Tam Bam]

nothing can happen to us.

[AJ Holiday]

All these stores shutting down. Macy's. Macy's closing a bunch of stores countrywide. There's so many stores like we are. We are not. We are heading toward devastation. I mean, at least financially.

[Tam Bam]

Right?

[AJ Holiday]

Right. So when that happens, like I said, take the re. Take away resources, people start wiling out. Are you prepared to even have to deal with other humans that no longer give a. Are you prepared?

[Tam Bam]

Right. Can you fight? Please don't get my ass.

[AJ Holiday]

Can you run? I can't. I. I can run a little bit, but man, can I get a bike pedaling the. Away from them zombies. All right, y', all, you got a last.

[Tam Bam]

Last.

[AJ Holiday]

That was mine.

[Tam Bam]

I love y'. All. That's my last. Last. I love y'. All. No matter what happens, tell me. I love y'. All.

[AJ Holiday]

I don't make it home tonight, that's all you're gonna be doing. Let me make love to you for the last.

[Tam Bam]

Yeah, baby. Some cocaine, you know.

[AJ Holiday]

All right, y', all, y'. All. If y', all, y' all enjoyed this episode, y' all tune in every Thursday on the Black effect. All right, iHeartRadio app. Wherever the you get your podcast at, this is your co host, survivalist AJ Holiday 2.0 on Instagram. It's Follow me now. If you won't get on it, we can start a group. If you're a survivalist, let me know, girl. We can start a whole group. We have a whole plan of some where to go down and lead the rest of these out here to fend for themselves anyway. Go ahead, kick it down.

[Tam Bam]

Listen to that. All right, y'. All. I love y' all so much. Thank y' all for tuning in. Let's just pray that none of these things happen in our lifetime, you know, or ever, but especially in our lifetime that we'll be safe and protected in Jesus name or whoever name that you pray to.

[AJ Holiday]

Amen.

[Tam Bam]

I love y'. All. Amen. I'm official Tam Bam on Instagram, y'.

[AJ Holiday]

All.

[Tam Bam]

Follow me there. Remember, speak now.

[AJ Holiday]

I don't know.

[Tam Bam]

They never hold your survival technique.

[AJ Holiday]

Share that.

[Tam Bam]

Deuces.

[AJ Holiday]

Yo, we talk back. Podcast is a production of iHeartRadio visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

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