Podcast
WHAM: We Have A Movie
Hosted by Long Cat Media · EN
Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really.
From Long Cat Media, the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents.
8episodes
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S1E6 - Hungry Hungry Hippos and Egyptology
Oct 29, 202401:01:05Tap to summarizeIt's the SpOoOoOkY Halloween episode!This time, Mags and Bernie are making a kooky stop-motion adventure starring the Hungry Hungry Hippos - going all the way back to 2500 BC!Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fiFind out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Sidescroller Verdict! Plus... another show...
Sep 5, 202400:37:21Tap to summarizeIn this special bonus episode, it's time to reveal whether Mags and Bernie have a movie! After that, you'll get a little looksie at the latest season of their OG podcast, Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica. Subscribe to Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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S1E5 - Sidescroller with Jason Statham
Jul 26, 202401:10:21Tap to summarizeThis one came to Magenta in a dream... a SIDESCROLLER video game movie. Starring JASON STATHAM.If the left side of the screen catches up with him... HE DIES.That's really all you need to know.Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fiFind out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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S1E4 - Furby and The Book Of Revelation
Jun 24, 202401:18:36Tap to summarizeIt's time to make a very respectful, very true-to-the-source-material, religious epic on a blockbuster scale!Magenta and Bernard are adapting The Book Of Revelation with an all-star cast. Of Furbies.Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fiFind out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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S1E3 - Sylvanian Families and TikTok Tradwives
May 21, 202401:12:47Tap to summarizeIt's a long one today! Because there's a lot to say about SYLVANIAN FAMILIES!Magenta and Bernard devise a dark, satirical horror movie starring the little felted friends, and co-starring the sexiest animal-hybrid vampire you've ever seen.Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fiFind out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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S1E2 - Rubik's Cube and BDSM
Apr 30, 202400:38:40Tap to summarizeMagenta and Bernard plan a new Hollywood smash, this time revolving around a GENERIC PUZZLE CUBE (definitely not affiliated with Rubik's Cube, this is personal opinion, satire and parody, please don't try to destroy us).CW: sexy sex talk, mild substance abuseSupport Mags and Bernie on Ko-fiFind out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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S1E1 - Polly Pocket and String Theory
Apr 16, 202400:35:29Tap to summarizeJoin Magenta and Bernard for the first instalment of their brand new podcast - WHAM!First in the spotlight - Polly Pocket. How can the tiny clamshell-dwelling pixie be turned into a hit movie? And what could it possibly have to do with... string theory? Listen now to find out.Support Mags & Bernie on Ko-fiFind out about Long Cat Media's other podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Trailer: WHAM!
Apr 2, 202400:01:16Tap to summarizeWHAM: We Have A Movie is the new podcast from Long Cat Media! Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. From the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents.Support Long Cat Media on Ko-fi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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