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Stuttering John had his 60th birthday grift-a-thon yesterday and it lasted late into the night. He got back from dinner, completely hammered, and decided he needed more money. So he drunkenly streamed and embarrassed himself for hours.

Producer Chris, Jen from the Jingles Department, and Cardiff join the show to discuss how lonely and horny John is as he hits on Keanu and calls Ashley Cummings multiple times throughout the night. And don't worry, there's beer math!

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Minisode - StutJo's Blacked Out 60th Birthday Stream