Podcast
Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
Hosted by Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee · EN
Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee, two NYC comedians and best bros, talk dating with lots of jokes and a bit of mainsplaining. They answer frequently asked questions women have, such as: Why do guys ghost? Why do guys have a fear of commitment? Whats the best kind of booty call? With love and hilarity they answer these FAQs from listeners with stories from their own eventful dating lives. Email whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com to submit questions or Hinge profiles to be reviewed!
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Anyway, So...#26 - Giggling At The Viking Slumber Party
Nov 1700:45:50Tap to summarizeHello everybody today we talk about Viking slumber parties, how Netflix ruins tv shows, tips for finding a job, David Harbour and Lilly Allen, and why peaking in high school is ideal.Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently.
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Anyway, So... #25 - It's Nice To Be A Pig
Nov 1001:03:18Tap to summarizeHello everybody, today we’re talking about showing up for your friends, a blue chew ad playing loudly during a party, guys who are obsessed with survival, and the joy of eating a bad sandwich. Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently.
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Anyway, So... #24 - Yawning While The Dodger's Win
Nov 300:59:41Tap to summarizeCall/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently.Hello everybody. Today I discuss the need to teach social skills, how many people wipe sitting down vs standing up, stopping a robbery, and we follow up with the guy who kissed his girlfriend’s best friend’s boyfriend.
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Anyway...So #22 - Origins of the 6..7 Meme and Getting Robbed On FB Marketplace
Oct 2000:51:38Tap to summarizeCall/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently.Hello everybody. Today we're talking about getting robbed on FB marketplace, how long it would take to sail to Italy from NYC, a service dog that was stolen in Chicago, and the origins of the phrase “6...7!” Remember to rate and review and send in a submission. Thanks!
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#21 - Taylor Swift's Album S*cks and That's Good
Oct 1301:07:44Tap to summarizeCall 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail for some advice or your take on a recent topicHello everybody. Today we're talking about the backlash to Taylor Swift’s bad album, my volunteering experience, the movie Trainspotting, and having an unripe banana brain. We also help a caller decide how to deal with overbearing DIY parents and follow up on a cringe submission. Thanks for listening and remember to rate and review!
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#20 - My RV Trip to Maine, Charlie Sheen's Doc, and Greta Is Cooler Than You
Oct 601:01:25Tap to summarizeCall 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail for some advice or your take on a recent topicHello everybody. Today we're talking about my RV trip to Maine, getting too many birthday texts, the Charlie Sheen documentary, and people who hate on Greta Thunberg. Thanks for listening and remember to rate and review!
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#18 - MTA Conductor’s Cringe Submission, Orange Wine, and Drama at Parties
Sep 2200:41:05Tap to summarizeCall 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail and I’ll solve your problemsWhat’s up everyone, today we’re under a bridge in Astoria park and we’re talking about good drama at parties, how orange wine is made, how to deal with a listener’s loud neighbors, and a cringe submission from a Metro North conductor. Have a great week!
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Anyway, So... #17 - Welcome to Goof Town
Sep 1500:40:20Tap to summarizeCall 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail and I’ll solve your problemsHello everyone. Today I’m back in the wild, specifically at Lehman College in the Bronx! I answer a submission about competing with your ex in the dating world, talk about peak boyhood, and go over my week. Enjoy!
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#16 - Dating on Snapchat, Zohran Benching, and SDIYBT
Sep 800:59:56Tap to summarizeCall 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!Wassup everyone. Today we take some calls and discuss Snapchat as a dating app, biking with Birkenstocks on, Zohran benching 135, using the term “gay” in 2025 and a voicemail my uncle left my dad after seeing Weapons.
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Anyway So Ep. #15 - Snoop Dogg’s Homophobia and Everyone is Overanalyzing “Weapons”
Sep 100:55:33Tap to summarizeCall 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!Wassup everyone. Today we’re back in my bedroom studio to take some calls and talk about wood chucks, how everyone is getting the main theme of “Weapons” wrong, and Snoop Dogg not understanding how two women can have a baby. Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!
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