Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama

#14 - Performative Men, Red Pilled Interviewers and English Pigeons

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!Wassup guys. I’m coming straight to you from Hyde Park on another ep of Anyway So: Touching Grass edition. I talk about performative men, partying with hicks, British pigeons, and floundering a bit in your 30s. Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week or ask for advice.

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Anyway, So... Episode #12. - How To Have A Summer and Ozzy Osbourne’s Bat Story

Aug 11, 202500:55:11Tap to summarize

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!what's up everyone. I drove to Montauk and recorded this in my friend's guest room on a different mic. I talk about the things that make a summer successful, whether Ozzy actually bit the head off a live bat, and tea bag pillows. Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week or ask for advice.

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Anyway, So... Episode #11. - LBJ’s Giant Piece, Sydney Sweeney Rage Bait, and Eleanor Roosevelt Was Based

Aug 4, 202500:46:42Tap to summarize

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!what's up everyone. Sorry for the sound quality on this one with the sirens and background noise…I thought recording outside would be a nice change and instead it was a nightmare for audio quality :). This week we're talking about the American Eagle controversy, reading fire quotes from Eleanor Roosevelt, finding out LBJ named his hog “jumbo,” and realizing sometimes I have no rizz. Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week!

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#9. - Astronomer CEO's Fake Apology, Cardi B is Mad, and Grammar Nazis

Jul 20, 202500:53:47Tap to summarize

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice!REMEMBER to sub to the new feed. Not sure how much longer I'll be posting here.what's up. This week we're talking about the Astronomer CEO fiasco and his fake apology, Cardi B getting heated over someone saying her BBL smells (which is nuts), and people who call themselves "grammar nazis" like it's a personality trait. Plus we listen to another voicemail. Hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week!

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#8 - Buc-ee's: The Most American Place on Earth

Jul 13, 202500:44:38Tap to summarize

Hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this past week!what's up. This week I'm talking about my trip to Buc-ee's and why it is peak American culture, that wild Poop Cruise documentary on Netflix, and proper gym etiquette when someone asks how many set's you have left. Also I talk about some random social anxiety I have as per usual. enjoy.Remember to call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice!

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Anyway, So... #6 - I'm getting a Labubu

Jun 30, 202500:48:11Tap to summarize

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice!What's up. This week I talk the F1 movie, overcoming social anxiety and embarrassing situations with a fool proof plan and the obsessions with Labubu dolls. Hit the line at 347-566-9741 with your questions or stories!

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#5 - How I (almost) Climbed Cotopaxi

Jun 24, 202500:53:11Tap to summarize

Today I discuss everything that went into my attempt at hiking the second largest volcano in Ecuador, Cotopaxi. I give advice for anyone who wants to attempt the climb and explain why we couldn't make it to the top. 347-566-9741 You can now CALL the show and leave a message asking for advice or telling me a cute little story. 347-566-9741

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