Recorded Live | Thursday March 5th 2026 6:30 PM EST

Both John and Duchess are feisty tonight, and that set the tone for the entire episode.

AI Deepfakes & OnlyFans Scams The show kicks off with the increasingly creepy world of AI girlfriends. John breaks down how men are using AI filters to pose as women on OnlyFans, collecting money from subscribers who have no idea they're paying a guy. It's the ultimate catfish — and apparently it's everywhere.

The Podcasting Wars: Video vs. Audio-Only John goes on a proper soapbox about what makes something a "real podcast." His position: if it doesn't have an RSS feed, it's a show, not a podcast. He breaks down why the Bunker streams on three video platforms AND distributes as audio, and why platform dependency is a danger for any creator.

Kristi Noem Reassigned — "The Secretary of Hair Extensions" Is Out Kristi Noem is being moved out of DHS and reassigned as Special Envoy for the Shield of Americas. John and Duchess debate whether she did a good job. The chat has opinions.

Britney Spears DUI Britney Spears was pulled over and taken away in handcuffs. Charges were still unclear at air time, but the story was already going everywhere. John and Duchess weigh in.

Trump Tweet (Read by Kate): Markwayne Mullin is the New DHS Secretary Kate reads the Trump Truth Social post announcing Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma as the incoming DHS Secretary effective March 31st, 2026. John and Duchess had no idea Mullin was a Native American and an undefeated professional MMA fighter.

ICE Shooting Debate: The Renee Goode Incident This one ran long and got loud. John and Duchess go head-to-head over the ICE shooting involving Renee Goode — a woman who drove at an ICE officer and was shot and killed. John argues the video evidence is conclusive. Duchess argues she wants a full investigation regardless. Nobody agreed. Nobody backed down.

The Daniel Penny Perm Theory A listener in the chat drops the hot take that Daniel Penny only went to jail because the subway victim had a perm.

California Math Teacher's Fat-Shaming Quiz Tom Chan, a 20-year veteran teacher at Lowell High School in San Francisco, is in hot water after putting questions on a quiz referencing "fat kid candy" and "sexy points for girls who weigh less." John is delighted. Duchess is less so.

The Attractiveness Rating Debate The back half of the show turns into a real conversation about attractiveness ratings, personality vs. looks, and whether a charming personality can move the needle on a 1-10 scale. John says no more than 0.5. Duchess disagrees. The chat has takes.

Voicemails Dr. Mrs. Jose makes her Boomer Bunker debut with a joke. Half Black Neil, Dean, Buddvugger, and half wet back Jose also checks in.

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