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Leave a VoicemailTonight's Boomer Bunker kicked off with the biggest story of the week — the sudden death of Senator Lindsey Graham at 71. John and Duchess dug into the preliminary cause of death, Trump's account of his final phone call with Graham, and the wave of ugly online reactions that followed within hours of the news breaking. From there, the show detoured hard into a heated, extended debate over New Jersey's new e-bike laws — registration fees, insurance requirements, and age restrictions for teen riders — with John coming down firmly against the overreach and Duchess arguing the safety case for it. It's the kind of back-and-forth that gave the episode its title, "Petty Pedaling."The back half of the show swung from the serious to the absurd. A Yellowstone tourist getting launched into the air by an agitated bison provided the night's comic relief, followed by the ongoing Taco Bell ingredient recall tied to the Cyclospora parasite outbreak sweeping several states. The episode closed out with the Kristi Noem divorce story, as new details emerged from her mother about the marriage ending following the fallout from her husband's fetish-scandal allegations. As always, the conversation moved fast, got loud, and didn't take itself too seriously along the way.Episode TopicsSenator Lindsey Graham's sudden deathNew Jersey e-bike registration and insurance debateYellowstone bison attack on a touristTaco Bell parasite outbreak and ingredient recallKristi Noem's reported divorceJoin us on Mondays and Thursdays at 6:30 pm Eastern for our live stream on the following platforms:https://www.youtube.com/@theboomerbunkerhttps://www.twitch.tv/theboomerbunkerhttps://rumble.com/c/BoomerBunkerFollow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/boomer_bunkerJoin our Discord: https://www.boomerbunker.com/discordVoice Message and Text Number: (856) 477-1935Leave us a voicemail: https://www.boomerbunker.com/voicemailGet a Boomer Bunker Mug: https://www.boomerbunker.com/merchDid we bring you value? Maybe you can support the show financially? https://www.boomerbunker.com/support

This episode kicks off with the segment that gave tonight its name, the "Parade of Dunces" quiz game, where the Duchess tries to guess how badly a viral street-interview subject butchers basic trivia (spoiler: Idaho is apparently a language, and the Great Wall of China might be in Japan). It rolls straight into a socialist street-interview reel that's just as painful, before John and the Duchess pivot to Trump finally losing patience with Iran after a round of ship attacks.From there it's a full news gauntlet: Graham Platner's campaign implodes under rape allegations and a pile of Democratic hypocrisy (including a hall-of-fame Sunny Hostin "hold my nose and vote for him anyway" moment), Flock surveillance cameras creeping into cities, HOAs, and literal state parks, a Michigan woman's cat-hoarding horror show, 16 kids found living in filth in rural Ohio, a disputed ICE shooting in Houston, Gen X hitting 60 and still needing mom and dad's money, and an Indiana substitute teacher walking away with two years for sending nudes to a 14-year-old.The back half goes full tinfoil with a Charlie Kirk shooting conspiracy tangent, courtesy of chat regular Nitsimoto's theories about Erica Kirk, before wrapping with the usual sign-off. Somehow it all fits under one roof, which is exactly the point of the show.TOPICSThe "Dumb Broad" quiz gameSocialism street-interview reactionsIran strikes / Trump military responseGraham Platner's campaign collapseSunny Hostin's "hold my nose" commentsFlock surveillance camerasMichigan cat hoarding caseOhio "house of horrors" — 16 children foundHouston ICE shootingGen X turning 60 / financial dependence on parentsIndiana substitute teacher sentencingCharlie Kirk shooting conspiracy talkJoin us on Mondays and Thursdays at 6:30 pm Eastern for our live stream on the following platforms:https://www.youtube.com/@theboomerbunkerhttps://www.twitch.tv/theboomerbunkerhttps://rumble.com/c/BoomerBunkerFollow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/boomer_bunkerJoin our Discord: https://www.boomerbunker.com/discordVoice Message and Text Number: (856) 477-1935Leave us a voicemail: https://www.boomerbunker.com/voicemailGet a Boomer Bunker Mug: https://www.boomerbunker.com/merchDid we bring you value? Maybe you can support the show financially? https://www.boomerbunker.com/support

Leave a VoicemailMonday's Boomer Bunker kicked off with the usual internet gremlins and John complaining about the Heat Dome all weekend. John was also complaining about how ESPN isn't making it easy to watch the WSOP Main Event. But belt sander drag racing on ESPN, he can find. From there, it was straight into the Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce wedding, which Kate declared boring before spending ten minutes on the details anyway.The back half went full chaos: Richard Dreyfuss's ex-wife wanting a robot boyfriend spiraled into a deep, deep dive on Bluetooth-controlled sex toys, Lovense hardware, and Grok's AI companions — easily the longest segment of the night. Then a hard swerve into the DC fireworks record, Zohran Mamdani's Fourth of July speech (which did not go over well), and Hollywood's "On Tyranny" video.It closed out with Tucker Carlson's copyright-strike controversy, a long Bongino/Epstein conspiracy tangent, Mitch McConnell "brain dead" chatter, and one birthday voicemail from Dean. Sponsored, as always, by whatever three cents Rumble ad revenue brings in.TOPICSHeat wave and studio AC strugglesFlash flooding and storm damageOld lady near-miss storiesWorld Series of Poker/belt sander racingCanned cocktail taste testTaylor Swift and Travis Kelce weddingRichard Dreyfuss's ex-wife wants a "love robot"AI companion apps and Bluetooth sex toy techGrok's AI companionsWashington DC's record fireworks showFireworks show cost and air quality falloutZohran Mamdani's July 4th speechCelebrity "On Tyranny" video (Ruffalo, Parker, etc.)Tucker Carlson Network copyright strike controversyDan Bongino / Candace Owens back-and-forthEpstein conspiracy talkMitch McConnell health rumorsDean's 60th birthday voicemailJoin us Monday and Thursdays at 6:30 pm Eastern for our live stream on the following platforms:https://www.youtube.com/@theboomerbunkerhttps://www.twitch.tv/theboomerbunkerhttps://rumble.com/c/BoomerBunkerFollow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/boomer_bunkerJoin our Discord: https://www.boomerbunker.com/discordVoice Message and Text Number: (856) 477-1935Leave us a voicemail: https://www.boomerbunker.com/voicemailGet a Boomer Bunker Mug: https://www.boomerbunker.com/merchDid we bring you value? Maybe you can support the show financially? https://www.boomerbunker.com/support

Leave a VoicemailTaylor Swift is dropping up to $20 million to get married at Madison Square Garden, on the Fourth of July, no less, and John and the Duchess are doing the math on what that actually costs per day of marriage. Then a masked couple free-climbs the Empire State Building's antenna, gets engaged mid-descent, and gets arrested for their trouble. It turns out they're professional daredevils with a Netflix documentary already made about them. John also goes off on the pile-on aimed at "World Cup Freddy," the German tourist who got dragged online for loving America too much, and whether Dwayne Johnson gets to opt out of politics without George Takei and Wil Wheaton calling him a coward for it.Plus: Kate tests Jamingo's knowledge of patriotic trivia. New Your City Mayor and the New Jersey Governor tell everyone to conserve power.It's chaos, it's opinionated, it's Boomer Bunker. Grab a drink and settle in.Website: https://boomerbunker.comDiscord: https://boomerbunker.com/discordSupport the Show: https://boomerbunker.com/supportSend a Voice Message: https://www.boomerbunker.com/voicemail/Text or Leave a Voice Message: (856) 477-1935Artwork Provided by Boomer Bob

A guy got SHOT at a wedding because someone called him out for eating meatballs with his dirt dick beaters. John and the Duchess kick things off with a genuine controversy: McDonald's apple pie temperature inconsistency, which somehow leads to the Duchess eating two pies in one sitting. Then the news gets heavy fast. A New Jersey cop used law enforcement databases to stalk teenage girls. An Alabama man died of a heart attack while literally in the middle of dumping his girlfriend's body. A French asylum case so disturbing it speaks for itself — no commentary needed. And a Supreme Court ruling on mail-in ballots that the mainstream press is calling routine, but John isn't buying it for one second — he walks through the flood of public comments calling it exactly what it looks like, Trump fires back demanding photo ID and proof of citizenship, and the Amy Coney Barrett second-guessing begins. The five Republican holdouts get named, and nobody softens a word of it.Things lighten back up — barely — with the Detroit Lions' Terrion Arnold facing life in prison on kidnapping and armed robbery charges nobody in mainstream sports media wants to touch, and a heartfelt Mel Brooks 100th birthday tribute complete with the AFI's Blazing Saddles ranking controversy. And because the news cycle never lets up, they close it out completely off the rails: a real-life Mexican vigilante Batman taping thieves to telephone poles, Dean's groan-worthy Batman and Star Wars jokes, and Sparky Toaster somehow nailing his 90-second voicemail time limit with nine seconds to spare. Come hang with people who say what they actually think.Website: https://boomerbunker.com Discord: https://boomerbunker.com/discord Support the Show: https://boomerbunker.com/support Send a Voice Message: https://boomerbunker.com/voicemessage Text or Leave a Voice Message: (856) 477-1935Links:NJ Creepy Cop Pleads GuiltyAlabama Man Strangles Girlfriend, Dies of Heart Attack While Dragging Her Body Into the Woods — Found Dead Beside HerGroomsman eating meatballs with his hands at wedding leads to shooting that injured 2Moose Lamb Asylum Seeker caught Raping 5 Goats and a Lamb now convictedStudents allegedly threatened to expose teacher’s OnlyFans account to get better gradesIn Celebration of Mel Brooks' 100th Birthday, the American Film Institute Declares “Blazing Saddles” the Funniest Film of All TimeNFL player Terrion Arnold gets $1M bail after allegedly using teen lover to lure victims with booty call promise

It started as a debate about snack cakes and ended with fetishes, felonies, and a feeder mansion in Las Vegas. John and the Duchess locked in a full-blown snack war, TastyKake vs. Hostess, and nobody walked away without taking damage. John's a TastyKake loyalist, butterscotch krimpets and all. The Duchess called them ghetto cakes and went to bat for Hostess. The chat picked sides. It got ugly. And somehow, this led to a conversation about McDonald's bringing back the fried apple pie, DIY McRibs.A Las Vegas mansion called Pearadise that was sold to women as a body-positive safe haven turned out to be a feeder fetish operation, and yes, John pulled the top 10 most common sexual fetishes.An Oklahoma Arby's manager allegedly spat herpes into a customer's sandwich on purpose, knowing full well she was having a Herpes breakout. Giving the unsuspecting customer the Herp. Caning is making a global comeback, which sparked a surprisingly heated disagreement between John and the Duchess about corporal punishment in schools.Topics Covered:Snack Wars: TastyKake vs. Hostess — John defends TastyKake (especially the butterscotch krimpets and peanut butter Kandy Kakes) while the Duchess goes hard for Hostess. The debate pulled in the chat, touched on fried apple pies at McDonald's, DIY McRib recipes on TikTok, and why Taco Bell keeps discontinuing the one item everyone loves.WNBA / Caitlin Clark — Alyssa Thomas suspended just one game for putting her fist in Caitlin Clark's throat. John and Duchess called it a slap on the wrist, argued Clark is the Jackie Robinson of the WNBA, and questioned why her teammates won't defend her.McDonald's Fried Apple Pie Returns — The original fried pies are back through July 4th. John went back to a second McDonald's to avoid being profiled as the pie guy. He also proposed a fried apple pie à la mode with caramel drizzle as McDonald's biggest untapped revenue opportunity.Pearadise Feeder Fetish House — A Las Vegas mansion marketed as a body-positive creator community for plus-size women is exposed in a new Investigation Discovery docuseries as a feeder fetish operation. The founder allegedly coerced and sexually exploited residents. One woman died at 29. John worked in the Top 10 Most Common Sexual Fetishes list to put feederism in full context.Top 10 Sexual Fetishes — John and the Duchess ran the list from 10 to 1: chastity/orgasm denial (fastest growing, up 193% since 2020), feederism, role play, leather/latex, spanking, dominance/submission, body part fetishes, foot fetish, exhibitionism/voyeurism, and BDSM.Arby's Herpes Sandwich — A manager in Broken Bow, Oklahoma, allegedly spat into a customer's food during an active herpes outbreak and has been charged with felony poisoning. Surveillance video caught her doing it. The customer later tested positive for HSV-1. Her husband and hospice-bound mother-in-law also ate the sandwiches.Caning and Corporal Punishment Comeback — Singapore confirmed boys as young as 9 can be caned at school for bullying. Back in the U.S., 18 states still allow corporal punishment in public schools. The segment triggered a real disagreement — John thinks a crack across the cheekbone has its place; the Duchess says no stranger is hitting her kid, period.Voicemails — The crew ran listener voicemails, including jokes from Deuce, Half Black Neil, and Dean.Website: https://boomerbunker.comDiscord: https://boomerbunker.com/discordSupport the Show: https://boomerbunker.com/supportSend a Voice Message: https://boomerbunker.com/voicemessageText or Leave a Voicemail: (856) 477-1935Episode Art provided by Boomer Bob

A sitting New Jersey town councilman with six murders on his record just got arrested for loansharking — and the media barely flinched. The NJ Attorney General says he never left the life behind. A UK prison killing that's making people question what justice actually looks like, and a whole block of international news the mainstream press is spinning as hard as it can. Trump feuding with allied leaders. The hosts also dissect Trump's $16 million Reflecting Pool renovation, which the mainstream press is using to mock the administration while ignoring that Obama tried and failed to fix the same pool for more money and got zero coverage for it.Topics Covered:NJ Mob Councilman Arrested — John Alite, ex-Gambino enforcer turned town councilman, arrested by the NJ AG for loansharking and extortion run through his own entertainment company. His lawyer calls it politically motivated. John and Duchess call it New Jersey.MSG Tragedy — 51-year-old father of two Paul Kueker fell roughly 150 feet to his death from the upper deck at Madison Square Garden during a Goose concert. No foul play suspected. Handled with appropriate gravity — plus an ill-fated live listen to Goose music.UK Prison Murder Sentencing — Three convicted murderers got whole life orders for killing child killer Kyle Bevan at HMP Wakefield. The hosts are not conflicted about this. The chat was not conflicted either.Keir Starmer Resigns — Britain's PM steps down after getting crushed by Nigel Farage's Reform UK in local elections. Seventh UK PM in roughly a decade. Trump posted on Truth Social that Starmer failed before the man even made the announcement.Reflecting Pool & Media Bias — Trump's $16M Reflecting Pool renovation gets wall-to-wall ridicule. John points out Obama tried to fix the same pool for more money, failed, and got zero press. The media bias angle is front and center.Trump vs. Allied Leaders — Meloni fired back hard at Trump's G7 comments. Spain, Germany, the UK — all pushing back on the Iran war. Four House Republicans crossed the aisle to rebuke Trump's war powers. The hosts break it down without picking a side for you.Lebanon & The Iran Nuclear Deal — Israel's continued fighting in Lebanon is threatening to blow up the US-Iran MoU. Talks in Switzerland nearly collapsed. The question the press isn't asking loudly enough: is Israel deliberately torpedoing the deal?Claudette Down — John's AI production assistant (Claude/Claudette) went offline Sunday night. The irony of an AI show prep tool going dark the night before the show was not lost on anyone.NJ Coyote Problem — John called this 30 years ago. Coyotes are attacking dogs in Bergen County and nobody seems to want to do what needs to be done about it.Ugly Privilege Debate — A woman complaining that pretty women face more social media hate than unattractive ones sparked a real conversation about social dynamics, online behavior, and the gym.Listener Voicemails — Half Redneck Bob's clearance joke, Half Black Neil on baby Wookiee food, and Bud Vugger closing the show with a beach punchline that landed exactly like you'd expect.Website: https://boomerbunker.comDiscord: https://boomerbunker.com/discordSupport the Show: https://boomerbunker.com/supportSend a Voice Message: https://boomerbunker.com/voicemessageText or Leave a Voice Message: (856) 477-1935

The British government spent decades covering up the systematic rape of at least 250,000 young girls — and a privately funded inquiry just named the politicians responsible by name. 219 pages. 149 districts. MPs who tipped off perpetrators. Social workers who handed out condoms instead of making arrests. Keir Starmer's record as Director of Public Prosecutions under direct scrutiny. This is the report the British establishment tried to bury. We covered it anyway.JD Vance walked into The View and walked out standing — calling himself an Epstein conspiracy theorist and watching Whoopi Goldberg come up empty when he asked her to name one specific example of Black history being erased. Also on 423: Kash Patel blew up a sealed terrorism investigation on Twitter, YouTube is holding £500 hostage from a small creator over a PIN that never arrived, and a Washington State teacher is charged with incest after her estranged husband handed over the texts.Topics Covered:Nikki Glaser Defends Ozempic — Glaser's pro-GLP-1 take on Fallon triggers a real conversation about weight loss drugs.JD Vance vs. The View — Vance takes on all six co-hosts on Epstein, immigration, the economy, and race — and makes Whoopi visibly scramble when she can't back up her claims about erased Black history.Trump Tweets Read by Kate — The Duchess reads Trump's latest Truth Social posts live on air, including his Paris trip update from Versailles.Kash Patel Blows the Investigation — The FBI Director posted details of a sealed drone terrorism plot on Twitter before the suspects were arrested. The Secret Service was blindsided and said so publicly.Britain's Rape Gang Inquiry — The report the UK government didn't want published: 250,000 victims, 149 districts, politicians named and shamed, and a new "inquiry" designed specifically to avoid answering the hard questions.Amber Swain — Incest Charges — Washington teacher and foster nonprofit director charged after her estranged husband exposed text messages between her and two teenage adopted sons.Fiona in the Wild / YouTube Censorship — A small independent creator gets demonetized and loses £500 because YouTube's only verification method is a postal PIN that never arrived. No human to call. No alternative offered.Separate Bedrooms for Newlyweds — Is sleeping apart a healthy, modern solution or a slow marriage-killer? John and the Duchess debate it with real personal stories.Listener Voicemails & Jokes — Bob, Neil, and Jose call in. Teresa shares a sterile processing hazing story involving an Otis elevator that went exactly where you'd expect.Rumble vs. Twitch — John finds out Rumble may be running ads on the show while he's paying to stream there — and decides Twitch is free for a reason.Website: https://boomerbunker.comDiscord: https://boomerbunker.com/discordSupport the Show: https://boomerbunker.com/supportSend a Voice Message: https://boomerbunker.com/voicemessageText or Leave a Voice Message: (856) 477-1935

The Boomer Bunker crew returns to Twitch and dives into a lively, no-holds-barred conversation on everything from culinary crimes at Wawa to breaking news about immigration and sanctuary states. John Jamingo celebrates a rare victory in "Shitty Song of the Week," while Duchess helps listeners navigate the many ways to connect with the show. The hosts discuss bungee jumping gone very wrong, take a hard stance on US immigration policy, and sparsely agree on the state of American and international cuisine. There's plenty of witty banter, audience interaction, and a touch of friendly (and not-so-friendly) debate about who gets to talk more on the mic. The show rounds out with wild listener voicemails, a round of bad jokes, and some classic gripes about the price of gas, groceries, and American politics.Twitch is back: why the show left and returned—plus thoughts on streaming costs"Shitty Song of the Week" landslide, and the friendship politics of votingThe Wawa taco taste test, hot dog tacos, and why corporate food ain't what it used to beBreaking news: ICE, sanctuary states, and the fallout from a dramatic local crimeDeath-defying stunts gone wrong, international food comparisons, and listener Q&AWebsite: https://boomerbunker.comDiscord: https://boomerbunker.com/discordSupport the Show: https://boomerbunker.com/supportSend a Voice Message: https://boomerbunker.com/voicemessageText or Leave a Voice Message: (856) 477-1935

It's Duchess's birthday week, which means she's wearing the tiara, working the weekend anyway, and demanding overtime. But before the celebrations could get too warm and fuzzy, John and Kate dragged the whole episode through the Carmelo Anthony verdict fallout — a case where a kid got stabbed in the heart at a track meet and somehow half the country decided the real problem was the jury's racial composition. Jasmine Crockett showed up to race-bait, Chris Cuomo stumbled through his hot takes, and two Black women on video said what a lot of people were thinking. It got loud. It got blunt. Happy birthday, Duchess.From there the show careened through Trump posting military threats against Iran on Truth Social like it's a group text, NYC Knicks riots (win or lose, same result: someone's trashing a Five Guys), Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce secret wedding rumors, a Brazilian woman swallowed by a manhole booby-trapped by metal thieves, and a 22-year-old in New Jersey who showed up to a date with a .357, handcuffs, a hacksaw, a tarp, and lube. Oh, and a South African gang that tortured a British couple, hacked them with a machete, and threw the bodies to crocodiles. Just your average Thursday night in the Bunker.Website: https://boomerbunker.comDiscord: https://boomerbunker.com/discordSupport the Show: https://boomerbunker.com/supportSend a Voice Message: https://boomerbunker.com/voicemessageText or Leave a Voice Message: (856) 477-1935