Four hundred episodes. John Jammingo, Duchess, and Producer Mike mark the milestone the only way they know how — with the most absurd, darkly funny, and genuinely infuriating batch of stories they've covered since episode one.

Trans Lawyer Goes to Jail [00:04:36]

The episode kicks off with a trans attorney held in contempt of court and jailed. When a judge's patience finally runs out.

Lying While Driving During Zoom Court [00:10:58]

A woman decided to lie to a judge during a virtual court hearing while physically driving a car.

Philadelphia DA Threatens ICE Agents [00:19:27]

Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner announced that his office would consider arresting ICE agents operating in the city.

Tampons in Maryland Men's Rooms [00:26:34]

Maryland has mandated tampon dispensers in men's restrooms. In 2026.

Trump Tweet Read by Kate: Iran & 10 Oil Tankers [00:33:23]

Duchess reads Trump's Truth Social post on Iran negotiations — including reports that Iran sent 8 oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz, with 2 more added as goodwill, while the U.S. continues striking Iranian Revolutionary Guard leadership.

"Mc Nubbins": Dayton Weber, Amputee Cornhole Pro, Charged with Murder [00:44:27]

This is the story titled Episode 400.

Dayton Weber was born with a quadrilateral limb difference and had a double amputation as an infant. He wrestled in high school. He hunted from deer stands. He competed as a cornhole champion. He was a licensed pilot. By any measure, an inspirational figure.

He was also reportedly driving his Tesla when he pulled out a pistol and shot his passenger, Bradrick Michael Wells, twice in the head during an argument. Two witnesses in the backseat refused to help dispose of the body and fled the vehicle. Wells' body was found two hours later in someone's front yard. Weber was tracked through his Tesla's GPS and taken into custody at a hospital.

He is now charged with first-degree murder. His goose, John notes, is fully cooked. The internet commentary, as John also notes, absolutely writes itself — fingerprints, handcuffs, and a full house of problems.

Sheridan Gorman: Loyola Freshman Murdered by Illegal Immigrant [00:52:28]

Sheridan Gorman, an 18-year-old freshman at Loyola University in Chicago, was fatally shot while walking with friends near the lakefront.

Brazilian Mom Kills Boyfriend Who Raped Her Daughter — Acquitted [01:09:47]

In Belo Horizonte, Brazil, a mother named Erica became suspicious after seeing alarming text messages her boyfriend had sent to her 11-year-old daughter. She rushed home, found him on top of the child, and killed him.

Pennsylvania Teens Get Probation for AI-Generated Fake Nudes [01:14:52]

Two 14-year-old boys at an exclusive private school in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania used artificial intelligence to create approximately 350 fake nude images of at least 59 female classmates, pulling photos from yearbooks, school photos, Instagram, TikTok, and FaceTime calls in 2023 and 2024.

Listener Voicemails & 400th Episode Toasts [01:29:12]

Teresa from And Now You Know kicks it off with warmth. Jose from Texas calls in with two jokes — including one about orphans and poker that takes John a beat to land. Bud Vugger calls to congratulate them on "episode 1,000" (his words) and drops a priest-and-a-zit joke. Bruce from Road Rage 101 gives his congratulations and gets his plug in. And Sparky Toaster (AKA Half Redneck Bob) contributes a handwritten tribute, read by Duchess, that might be the most sincere thing said all episode.

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