Hello Booty Gang, and welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY—where the headlines are tight, the takes are sharper, and the inbox continues to keep us gainfully employed.

This week in GIMME HEADLINES, the guys unpack the very noticeable rise of bulges across social media. Is it confidence? Is it algorithmic thirst? Is it just really good tailoring? The investigation is ongoing. Alongside that, they bring attention to a resurgent infection that deserves to be back on your radar, because nothing ruins a good time like forgetting the basics.

We’ve also got a follow-up from last week’s listener regarding precancerous screenings, and let’s just say—progress has been made, appointments have been kept, and two former pigs on the prowl appear to be taking their health very seriously. Growth looks good on everyone.

Meanwhile, Dr. Carlton reports back from his weekend in Dallas for Spring Bloom—a trip that was equal parts community, connection, and… advanced extracurricular activities. We’ll keep it tasteful, but let’s just say the weekend was hands-on in more ways than one.

The guys also weigh in on the Sabrina Carpenter incident, offering their signature blend of pop culture analysis, gentle judgment, and “did that really just happen?” energy.

As always, they wrap things up with their Love Language of the Week, because after all the headlines, health reminders, and high-energy weekends, we still believe in softness… occasionally.

Press play. It’s informative, it’s entertaining, and it’s Butt Honestly doing what it does best—keeping you laughing, thinking, and maybe scheduling that appointment you’ve been avoiding. 🍑🎙️

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