Welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY, where the mail sack is heavy.

This week, we’re opening letters that range from medically curious to emotionally tender to “wait… what happened on that cruise?” A Booty Gangster writes in with a post–anal wart surgery question—because nothing says self-care like proper aftercare. Dr. Carlton delivers the calm, clinical reassurance you need, while Dangilo reacts the way you probably did in your car.

We also hear from a listener trying to figure out where they fit within the community—socially, sexually, spiritually, existentially… you know, light stuff. The guys get real (but not too real) about belonging, labels, and the myth of having it all figured out.

Then there’s the story of “the twink who got away.” Was it fate? Bad timing? A missed DM? Or simply upper body strength limitations? We unpack the romance, the regret, and the delusion with the tenderness it deserves.

And because no gay week is complete without at least one headline, the boys discuss this year’s Atlantis Cruise arrest—proving once again that what happens at sea… sometimes requires legal counsel.

Outside the inbox, the guys weigh in on The Traitors and other TV obsessions, dissecting strategy, betrayal, and why reality television is somehow more stable than most dating situations. It’s thoughtful commentary, but with more side-eye.

As always, we close with Love Language of the Week—because after surgery talk, cruise chaos, and lost twinks, we still believe in connection. Even if it’s complicated. Even if it sailed away.

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