
Welcome to Episode 9 of NDS Chronicles! In this thrilling installment, we dive into a spine-chilling viewer-submitted story involving sleep paralysis, shadow entities, and a mysterious black box. Is there more to these terrifying encounters than meets...
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David Lee Corbo
We are being hypnotized by people like this.
Top Lobster
Newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in.
David Lee Corbo
A world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.
Top Lobster
The chasm between what we're told is.
David Lee Corbo
Going on and what is really going on is absolutely.
Top Lobster
Oh yeah, dude, there's some Nephilim shit.
David Lee Corbo
It's like we all know what's going down but no one's saying what happened to the the home of the brave Take control this now when no one's talking about how they made us try to be slaves and everybody's just walking around heading the closet Want to wake up to a dead in the grave. But it's too late. We need to be ready to raise up. Welcome to the end of day. Everybody is slave. Only some are aware that the government. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to NDS Chronicles episode number nine. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That is is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. Before we get into today's viewer submitted paranormal testimony, I would like to just remind everybody that over@toplobster.com we now have our dangerous Retards holsters for your conceal and carry. We partnered up with an excellent company called Snappy Holsters who makes all kinds of awesome tactical gear. So we have a lot of fun things coming down the pipe. But for now we do have our dangerous conceal and carry holster right on the front page of toplopsted.com also guys, another great way to support the show. Consider going over to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad and signing up for whichever tier you want. You'll end up getting a discount code off of merchandise on toplops.com but you'll also get to see episodes before they drop to the general public and also enjoy an ad free viewing experience. Today's episode is only a 30 minute preview. And so this is where the perks over@patreon.com backslash nephilim. That's why really pay off.
Top Lobster
I'm realizing now. Yeah. And as you join the Patreon we get more money which is great, but we want to do an IRL thing. But I'm realizing now that I'd like to have like a big screen. Like not a projector wouldn't work, but it's just a huge screen. And then there would be a girl like dressed as like Vanna White, maybe Cindy, whoever, whatever. And as, as like we're talking about, you're like. And you can go to Patreon and she's just pointing.
David Lee Corbo
Yes. Like, yes.
Top Lobster
Doing a lot of hand with that hand move.
David Lee Corbo
Whatever that. I don't know why that's so appealing. When you see people, they do this, they.
Top Lobster
You can go, you can join at the five dollar level. That's death squad private. And she goes like. And just right underneath it.
David Lee Corbo
No words.
Top Lobster
No words.
David Lee Corbo
Just presentation.
Top Lobster
Just as a matter of fact, if you talk, we fire you.
David Lee Corbo
That's actually the pre. Yeah, that's exactly the. The. It says it on the application. So, guys, today we're going to get into.
Top Lobster
That's the word I was looking for.
David Lee Corbo
If only we had like a giant rectangle that made pictures out of different colored lights.
Top Lobster
It would show. It would show images and words on it. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Imagine the images could move.
Top Lobster
Yeah. No one will watch that. No one will look.
David Lee Corbo
No, I don't think so. It's a fool's errand. So today we're gonna get into Sunny's submission. This is all the way from. This is actually a month ago in a couple of days, 1226. So we. I don't know if you guys know this. This is worth saying again on air. We actually don't read any of the submissions before we read them on air. I kind of like to be surprised or not surprised, but it could be dog.
Top Lobster
Actually, my wife, she read one recently that we just got that I don't think we can do. It's like, it is long. And I was like, look at how this one starts. And it starts with like, she, she read my email like the header and said good morning, fellows or something. And she's like, what the hell? Since you read it. But I like how some of these start. So, Sunny, you got me right away. You say, greetings and salutations.
David Lee Corbo
I like that.
Top Lobster
I like that. Yeah, it's like a comrade, like, right.
David Lee Corbo
It feels. It feels like not only professional, but it feels like you really care about us. That's really what it is. And I like that. Whenever I can feel like you guys really care about us, that's really. That's. That's why I'm in the chair. If you can Send money to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad and I get the impression that you really care about us. Also toss a couple of compliments in there and I might put your name on like a whiteboard behind me, to be honest.
Top Lobster
Like flattery, really? Flattery.
David Lee Corbo
Flattery gets you far, dude. It gets you far. Likability is everything. So top. Do you want to start this One off.
Top Lobster
Yes. Okay. So greetings and salutations, comrade. Nds. Yes, you can call me Sunny. Hi, Sunny. We have, I have several stories that I could tell, but I thought I would start with this one. I've had several experiences of sleep paralysis. This was something different, a little context. It was in 20, 2010, and I lived in my house with my mom, sister and her three children and my two year old son. This is a packed house, Only three bedrooms. Yeah. So we had a twin mattress on my bedroom floor for whoever was claiming it that night. I too have a twin mattress on my bedroom floor because we got tired of the kids coming in the middle of the night into our bed. There was no way to stop them, so we had an extra mattress to put on the floor.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, when, when they get older you can, you can be rude to them. I don't accommodate. Although last night I did. My son, he threw up all over the floor last night. He's running a fever and, and so I let him hop in with us for a little bit, but he's, he's done. He's all screwed up right now, actually. He's home from school and yeah, he's, he's constantly like kind of retching like he's going to throw up. So big, big fun morning.
Top Lobster
That's. Well, you're looking at your future, baby. So, guys, get your nds fix in now because David will be incapacitated shortly. Yeah. All right. Sunny says about 8pm I put my son to sleep in my bed and read for an hour. So before. Or an hour or so before going to sleep, it was not long after midnight, 1206 to be exact. And my eyes popped open. I saw this human looking black shape floating above me, paralyzed and terrified.
David Lee Corbo
Classic. Classic. This dude's going through it, right? And it's funny too, because it's only a few minutes.
Top Lobster
It's a girl. The girl.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, it's a woman. Yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster
Sonny, right?
David Lee Corbo
No, Sonny's a. Sunny's a dude's name. Well, either way, this genderly ambiguous and also, I don't know if you're aware, Sonny, but where they just pass legislation in the form of an executive order, they're no longer going to formally recognize any alternative pronouns. I just want to throw that out there for you. But he's a girl. I think it is a girl. Okay.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I'm looking at the email.
David Lee Corbo
Was it always a girl?
Top Lobster
Oh, that's a. Who knows?
David Lee Corbo
We need it.
Top Lobster
Also, is this, is this what you saw by your bed?
David Lee Corbo
Yo, she really did dress like the hat man. Very strange. Very strange. I. I noticed some symbolism about that too. Right. What. Where it's like, what is. The prominent symbol around her neck is a V for victory. And I really. That kind of really sunk in when he had the Mississippi Devils playing. You know, their. Their. I don't know what you would call it. The. The band. The marching band. And they have big V's on their chests, which I felt was indicative of, like, a V for victory at. At his inauguration ceremony. But also, you know, they're the devils, which I thought was fascinating. Of all the bands you could have picked the Mississippi Devils right after you didn't put your hand on the Bible to swear in. Seems like a very particular move.
Top Lobster
Well, like you were saying, some people think that not putting your hand on the Bible might have meant he's already been president, which actually, on Friday, guys, you're gonna want to tune in live because we have. I forget his name. He's gonna come on and discuss this executive order that was rescinded by Joe Biden. Very interesting stuff. It has to do with continuance of governance that Donald Trump passed when he first got in. It's real crazy. I'm very excited about it. Like, it's Q stuff, but I need to know, like, we're moving back into this fun era, right, of, like, Trump. Yeah. This is live. Hi, Evan. Whatever. Hi, Evan. How you doing, guys? So, yeah, this is. We're moving back into some really fun conspiracy stuff. Trump was just talking about the. The drones. He was like, can you look into that? We'll let the people know. They'll come back to him. They'll be like, sir, that was like, we can't let the people know.
David Lee Corbo
I'm excited for it, too, because it seems like just given these past couple of the past 24 hours, really, we've got a lot of movement in. In regards to topics that are, you know, as far as, like, the border and things like that. Yes. Eamon Reddit is live, and so I find that very exciting. It seems promising. It feels like we're gonna start unveiling a lot of fun things very soon in the near future. And also the egg thing is getting stranger and stranger, but I like the egg thing.
Top Lobster
This. Oh, man, this is. Yeah, we could totally derail this episode, but, yeah, a lot of fun going around.
David Lee Corbo
A lot of fun. Okay, so. Yes, yes. Sonny is experiencing classic sleep paralysis.
Top Lobster
Did you see the black dude with the fake prayer? I'm just. I mean, I didn't.
David Lee Corbo
Like.
Top Lobster
You did I just. I tweeted, this is not how you pray. Correct.
David Lee Corbo
People got mad at people.
Top Lobster
Like, people got mad at it. They're like, oh, some people pray. You know, you can't tell people how to pray. I was like, no, no, I could tell you how to pray. What that was was a solicitation. It was a commercial.
David Lee Corbo
It was a commercial. Yeah, it was. It was very theatrical. It was very. It was also, like. I don't know. To me, there's a certain, like, black oriented.
Top Lobster
Like, what are we talking about here?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah. When it comes to prayer, I feel like humbling yourself is the name of the game. Right. It's like, you know, in. In every way, you have to kind of get in. Into your mind that you can't do this without God. You can't do this without the. The aid of Jesus Christ. And so that, to me, did not feel like it was a humble coming to God and asking for the Trump administration to have, you know, protect or anything like that. It was like this big, grandiose, kind of me centric thing. I. I didn't like that at all. But, you know.
Top Lobster
Yeah, and it was. I think the thing is, when you talk, when you're praying, you're talking to God. That wasn't talking to God. That was talking to people, acting like you're talking to God. It was a weird deflection, and you have, like. What makes it so, so much worse is that this is. You got the opportunity to pray on the largest scale possible, right? No. And you did that with it right.
David Lee Corbo
After throwing up in the background.
Top Lobster
Oh, I did hear that. Yeah. That's pretty cool.
David Lee Corbo
My wife is out.
Top Lobster
We're running on fumes. All right, let's get. Let's get back to the story here. As it moved toward my son, I had the impression, damn, this thing's moving toward the sun, that it was here for my child. I immediately started fighting to move, telling myself to wake up. At the time, I didn't understand what these experiences were or if I was awake or not. This entity floated above him and reached out his arm toward him. In its hands was a rectangular black box. It dropped it beside my sleeping child. Everything in me was screaming to get it away from my boy. I didn't know what it was, but I knew if I touched it, if it touched my son, it would harm him. At that moment, I broke free, reach across my body, and grabbed the box. I don't think I should have been able to. The moment I grabbed the box, the thing turned to me and I could feel its anger toward me. My arms were thrown wide open and my body began convulsing. Wow, this sounds like some kind of stigmata stuff going on here.
David Lee Corbo
That's interesting. What was the box? I mean, there's, you know, within this realm. It's interesting because we were just talking about Melania Trump and how she looks like the Hat man, and people were saying that's like a Saturnalia kind of a deal. Right. The hat is meant to represent Saturn just because it then adorns your head in a ring, much like the rings of Saturn. And there does seem to be some connection that people enjoy trying to make between the Hat man and Saturn worship. This is just worth noting here that the black box, typically it's a cube. Yeah, there you go. The black box, typically it's a cube. But the rectangle, I don't think is necessarily indicative of it not being of that nature.
Top Lobster
Right. Yeah, it's. I don't know. Maybe it was two of them. Yeah. And I mean, this is odd, too. So, like, her arms were thrown wide open and her body began convulsing. So this thing looked at her and then subdued her again. That's suggesting that I'm not thinking about, like, supernatural stuff like that. I'm thinking about technology. Like, they use the first round of. Of Taser on her to subdue her. She broke out of it, hit her with something stronger, you know?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. It's also. It does feel like that, right? Like when people have that sort of vibration experience, whether it's like an electrical charge or which. Yeah, it could be a form of technology or like, infrasound or something like that causes paralysis and fear. But that whole, like, throwing your arms open and being locked in, it just sounds like electricity. Sounds like electricity. Right, Right.
Top Lobster
So I'm screaming and nothing is coming out. The door to my bedroom opens, and during this, I can see my sister come in and grab the mattress on the floor and drag it out, keeping her head down, never once looking up.
David Lee Corbo
What the fuck?
Top Lobster
The door closed. It's like. Like a play. Like she just comes in and drags this thing out. And. Very weird. The door closed. And what felt like the same time and at what felt like the same time I dropped the box. I immediately checked on my son. Was she electrocuted by the box or by the thing?
David Lee Corbo
Seems like by the thing. It seems like the attention of this thing is what it said it was angry or she said it was angry. And. Yeah, I don't think it was the actual box that did The. But it seemed like she pissed it off because she. She shouldn't have been able to grab the box. That's an interesting insight. I do think those insights count for a lot, too. Like that. Just the feeling of I shouldn't have been able to grab this. That is. Yeah. At the moment I broke free, I reached across my body and grabbed the box. I don't think I should have been able to. And the moment that they did, it turned its attention towards her.
Top Lobster
Looked at her.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. And. And was very angry. Interesting.
Top Lobster
Zapped her. Okay, where are we? So after she dropped the box, I immediately checked on my son sleeping soundly. The entity had disappeared. And I looked to the floor. The box was gone as well. Of course, I'm trying to convince myself it was a nightmare. In spite of the physical proof. My throat is raw from the silent screams. Whoa. My muscles tight and sore. Then I noticed the mattress is gone. So I ran into the living room and asked my sister when she had come and taken the mattress. And she said about 20 minutes ago, I asked her if she looked at me in the bedroom. She said, no, I could hear you tossing and turning and was afraid to wake you. I wasn't tossing and turning. And so she just. Sunny just says, hopefully you find this interesting.
David Lee Corbo
God blessing.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
So this reminds me of. I don't know if it was the confessionals I was listening to recently. It may have been. Yeah, it was. So there was an episode. I think it was 7:21. It was the one where we wanted to listen, but he was doing an app update, and so it wasn't there for a period of time. So I went back and I listened to this, and this woman describes having an entity encounter on the beach with several of her friends. And one of the things that I.
Top Lobster
Wait up. Let's. Let's do this. Okay. This is. This is going to be our podcast review of Tony Merkel's the Confessionals for episodes that we find interesting or spaces that we think he missed. We're just doubling up on content here because I'm going to cut it. We're going to put it on there. What. What. What episode was this? Episode?
David Lee Corbo
I believe it was 721.
Top Lobster
721.
David Lee Corbo
So what ends up happening during this entity encounter is this woman is. Is aware that the friends she arrived with are in a state of paralysis, and their heads are cocked back, their mouths are open, and their eyes are rolled back in their head. Yeah, that's the one. And so upside down. Okay. What ends up happening is she Communes with, like, several entities. During this experience, while her friends are having this, you know, they're seemingly paralyzed, unconscious, not there. She finds later on that her friends are actually able to recount the events that took place with some variation that was different from hers. But they spoke as if they were never in that state of paralysis and they were communing and. And. And things of that nature. So I think it's just fascinating because when you say your sister saw you moving and didn't want to wake you, but you definitively were not moving and were paralyzed, to me, that just is. It feels like you're in a sort of a slip where your physical body is doing one thing, but your perception of your reality, maybe in a spiritual realm is doing something different. So maybe your sister did see you kind of just tossing and turning. But whether it's your astral form, your spirit, your soul, whatever the case may be, that thing is going through torment and feels like it's. It's locked into place. And what's interesting, by the way, one of the people who she went with did note that even though they were aware of what was going on and from their experience, their head was not cocked back, their mouth wasn't open, and their eyes weren't rolled back in their head. They did mention that they felt like it was difficult to move because their soul was stuck. That was the language that they used. So it seems like you can have two things happening at once, maybe perceived by somebody else in the physical realm, paralysis or nothing of note. But in an astral or. Or a spiritual realm, something else is happening and you're experiencing that just as vividly.
Top Lobster
Right. There's also something else I wanted to add while we're on the subject here of that episode, something Tony missed, because I think he was focused more on that aspect or he was looking at like a. I don't know, he was focused on something else. But when she said that this entity was talking to her, it was like a. I think she described this as like a lizard like entity. Like a lizard, yeah. Person kind of thing, you know? But when it was talking to her, it communicated. And she said it was like. It felt like it was, I think, raping my. My mind. Like it knew my thoughts and it was looking directly into my head.
David Lee Corbo
And.
Top Lobster
It was speaking to her through telekinesis, which you can get if you join at the 33 level on Patreon, but.
David Lee Corbo
That'S another 33 gets you telepathy. Let's go.
Top Lobster
So I'm looking for the Ed Mabry had sent. He sent me the, the scripture that I was trying to reference. It's a Daniel 7 where God is judging the entities or the. He's judging the fallen and he's speaking directly to them. Well, is that. Is that what. The one that I wanted to.
David Lee Corbo
Well, there's one where God is talking to, like, the king and then like, the, the. The powers that reside over them. So it's like a human king, and he's asking him about all the ways in which he's transgressed or sinned or falling short. And it's more like a. I kind of look at it like the way you would talk to a child. Like, well, do you really think that was a good idea? Couldn't somebody have gotten hurt? Isn't that how accidents happen? You know, like that sort of a thing? And then suddenly God shifts his awareness to the spiritual principalities that reside over that area, that rule over that area. And, and when he speaks to those entities, there's no more questions. It's all pointed statements. And you see that in the garden, too, where when God shows up to. After Adam and Eve, eat the apple or eat the, the fruit of the tree and realize that they're naked and go to hide. When God shows up, who clearly is omnipresent, omnipotent, knows where they are, is instead asking them questions. Where are you? Who has told you that you're naked? You know, why are you hiding yourself from me? And then once they cast blame on the serpent, which is a spiritual entity, suddenly it's like you're going to crawl on your belly for the rest of your days and eat dirt. Like that kind of a thing. You know, it's all pointed statements. There's no more question asking. And I don't know, I mean, I think it does start to play into this bigger thing where it's like the way you engage in spiritual warfare. And this is what Ed May always says, is with speech. And so you speak things into existence in a spiritual realm. And this is what, like the New Age people, right?
Top Lobster
So this is, this is why I was talking about Daniel 7, because I lost my train of thought. But the angels state their plan to God, they speak their plan to God, and then God judges them. So it has to be, like, said out loud. It's a form of prophecy. And it seems like a lot of these spiritual entities, most of them can't do this. So the ones that are communicating with you telepathically, it seems like the Nephilim, these gray aliens, low Level demons. They might not even have, like, vocal cords, in a sense, where they can project it into this world. That's very important. In order, you have to, like, speak your intention. And then God can then deal with it and judge it. Otherwise, it's like this, like, low. I don't know. We consider it a gift because we can't do it. But it's. It's a. It's a disability. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Because the idea is, like, you know, if you believe in God, then that's basically the prerequisite to being able to prophesy. And there's something about these things where, like. Yeah, like, we look at the telepathy aspect of, you know, these encounters as being indicative of, like, strength. Like, these are strong. They're powerful. They got. They got magic. But what if it's actually a handicap? What if they can't engage in, like, that level of spiritual warfare? What if they can't utilize the word? And. And I. I think that that is probably a good explanation as to why all these things have. Yeah, there you go. Words are breath. Breath is life. And also, Z Man says indicative. Drink. If you guys drink every time I say indicative, we're gonna have some real alcoholics in the chat. I would take it easy on that. But, yeah, I think that that has something to do with the ability to. To prophesy and the ability to engage in that level of spiritual warfare. So what we look as. Look to as a strength might actually be a weakness.
Top Lobster
Right. It's like more smoke and mirrors. So that's why I was. I was thinking how it pertained to that. That specific story that that woman was talking to. Because these entities seemed like she was terrified. Like, they were run. They. I think they ran them off the beach. And actually, some of her friends had some attachments where one killed himself. The other one, I forget. I mean, just, like, bad. Bad fates for most of these people. And they're also estranged from each other. They stopped talking for no reason. So this encounter with these entities affected their life in such a way. But it's like, hey, these guys can't even talk.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
You know, I think that's really important. Like, when you're talking like Jerry. Jerry Marzinski, dealing with schizophrenia, the most important thing is telling the patient that, like, hey, number one, it's not. You're not going crazy. These are entities. They're talking to you. You can tell them to kick rocks, you know, and that. That gives the person some kind of agency. So giving this person agency, like, hey, listen, they can't even talk. They can't prophesy. This is all smoke and mirrors. They need you to go out and do that for them. It gives people a lot of their, you know, courage back. It also gives me, you know, gives me a little bit more faith in God.
David Lee Corbo
Yes. Smurfy says power and words. In the beginning was the word. The universe was spoken into existence. We must confess that Jesus is Lord with our mouths etc. Right. So it seems like there really is some precedent for that. And I'm. I think it is. It's a weakness. They can't engage in this thing. I wouldn't be surprised if, if we could at one point communicate telepathically. But it would be a kind of a clever thing if you could, I don't know, inundate us with like fluoride and all this other shit until we couldn't access that part of our brain's functionality anymore. Well, and then when you see something else do it, then it's like, profound. But if we had been able to.
Top Lobster
Do it, it would be useful. It would be super useful for us to do. But it's just not a. It's not the tool that you would need for spiritual warfare. For that tool, you need your actual voice. You need to say it out loud.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And there's, you know, frequency and vibrations that you're creating out into wherever that has power. I wouldn't be opposed to trying to use some telepathy would be kind of cool. Like I don't have to like, you know, explain what I mean most of the time. But yeah, this. They're different tools. They don't possess that tool. So. All right, this concludes our episode wrap up for the confessional.
David Lee Corbo
Our review of the confessionals episode 721 also. Thank you, Sonny. That was a very interesting story. You know, why is obviously there's so many elements, but it's like so many people have just a run of the mill sleep paralysis experience, even a run of the mill encounter with the hat man. But to have extra details, like to see an entity interacting with somebody else in the room, to see that entity turn its anger on you to interact in some way, shape or form with this box, man, I gotta admit, that would plague me. What. What was that box? Well, that would really with me.
Top Lobster
Sunny sent another. Another one that came up two days ago. So do you want to read that while we're on? While we're on?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that makes sense.
Top Lobster
Let's. We'll. We'll put it in the private chat.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, I got it.
Top Lobster
Here.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, oh, okay. I see on. On the 19th. All right, got it. Okay, I'll take this one. Away it goes. Greetings and salutations, nds. Very nice. Also, big fan of the way you open up, Sonny. Big fan. It's sunny again. I've always wanted to write a book about my life experience. Some of it is absolutely fascinating. Last story I sent was the scariest Shadow People Sleep paralysis story. I want to go back to the.
Top Lobster
Beginning of this episode if you.
David Lee Corbo
Yes, yes. Back in the day, AKA five minutes ago, I once commented about my recurring apocalyptic nightmare on an episode and I got a comment back from y'all asking to hear it. Oh, very cool. There's somebody that I. That I with on Twitter channel Exodus, I believe is his name. I think he's from South Africa and he's a homie. He's been a fan and a supporter for a long time, but he has really, what would be the word, seemingly prophetic dreams. And so I'm always interested to read what he has to say. And a lot of the times it's got stuff to do with like egg, UFOs, etc, so. Dreams are heavy, man, and. And there's a lot of meaning in them. So says I didn't lead with it because there's. It's so much more than just a recurring nightmare. It's August 1990, and I'm about to start kindergarten. Me and my sister shared a bedroom and most nights she would reluctantly let me sleep with her. This night I thankfully had in my dream. It was more like a bunch of dreams at first. It was America and troops were invading. I was watching them herd us out of churches and malls, shoot some outright and loading others on buses. I. I was plagued. You want to talk about recurring dreams? My number one recurring dream when I was a teenager was a sort of a police state, like martial law implementation. We were constantly being put into schools, which makes a lot of sense in hindsight because I think schools would be a useful way for. If you just have guards patrolling the hallways, you can kind of corral everybody into separate classrooms and it makes for a pretty good FEMA camp situation. So. And when I tell you like plagued, I mean by in excess of like 20. I've had that dream over 20 times, so. Heard a set of churches and malls shooting some outright and loading others on buses. The dream switches and the world is on fire. People are looting and burning buildings, cars and people. Complete chaos and destruction. We were running with my mother, sister and me down a street downtown. A man threw a bottle and it struck my sister in the head. Blood gushed from her wounds. My mom picked her up and pulled us into this diner. The owner answered us on the other side of the counter with a shotgun. My mother pleaded with the man to save my sister and help staunch the blood. He started demanding money that we didn't have. And the gun goes off. Switched again. Black. No, not black. I have a bag over my head. I'm in the desert. I can feel sand on my feet. I'm being led. More like carried on both sides. Strong arms grip my arms. They take the bag off and I'm surrounded by Middle Eastern men. I'm at my execution. There's a giant pit in the ground. It's filled with snakes, spiders and scorpions. The men around me are yelling at me in a language I don't understand. And some of them are taunting and laughing. I'm shoved into the pit and I'm attacked by all the creatures. The poison and venom feels like ice in my veins. I'm dying. I awoke in the hospital. My sister woke up in the night and I wasn't breathing. My lips were turning purple. She ran to wake my mother and having no vehicle at the time, my mother scooped me up in a blanket. This show is brought to you by the Van Man Company. If you're like me, then you're constantly trying to avoid products that contain harmful chemicals. Especially when it comes to skin care and hygiene. From fluoride in the toothpaste to aluminum in the deodorants, avoiding these products can become a full time job. That's why we're excited to team up with the Van Man Company to bring our listeners a solution. The Van Man Company offers a range of incredible products like their miracle tooth powder. Made from natural ingredients like peppermint oil, ancient sea salt and baking soda. And the best part, it's 100% fluoride free. They even offer an aloe mouth rinse. How about their tallow and zinc sunscreen made from ingredients like organic olive oil, organic beeswax and 100% grass fed and grass finished beef tallow. And there's more with products like tallow and honey soap, coconut and magnesium deodorant and peppermint beeswax lip balm. You can't go wrong from head to toe. The Van man has you covered. Listeners of this show can use promo code Nephilim at checkout to receive 10% their entire order at Vanman Shop. Or you can click on the link in the description below. That's promo code nephilim NEP H I L I M for 10% off your entire order at Vanman Shop from head to toe. The van man has you covered and ran me about seven blocks away to the emergency room. The illness that struck me was never identified. My fever rose as high as 107.3 at times.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And somehow I managed to not get brain damage. That's fucking high.
Top Lobster
You're watching this show, sunny, so you know you might have brain damage.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's true. You might have actually gotten. I wouldn't. I wouldn't say no.
Top Lobster
This is a fever dream. Actually. This doesn't exist.
David Lee Corbo
None of this is real. You're in a.
Top Lobster
She wakes up from a dream, like scorpions. I was watching this really crappy podcast.
David Lee Corbo
Next thing I know I'm watching this shit show of a podcast with a couple of retards. I, uh, I was in the hospital for almost three weeks. Seven spinal taps tested for every fever known to man and nothing. Is this real? This part is real or no?
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah. This is when she. She's a. She's a kindergartner. So she basically died asleep having this dream.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, shit. Okay, okay, I got confused because we're going through the dreams. My sister shared a bedroom. This is the night I had. No, no, I don't think this is. Dude, because look, she says it's August 1990. I'm about to start kindergarten. Me and my sister shared a bedroom. And most nights. This is the night I thankfully had stayed with my sister in. In my dream. And then she goes, I don't think this is.
Top Lobster
No, she wakes up in the hospital. Her sister woke up in the night and she wasn't breathing. Her lips were blue. That's. This is the real part. The rest of this stuff is a dream, like this apocalyptic dream that she's having and she wakes up basically, well, dead.
David Lee Corbo
That's crazy. Okay, okay.
Top Lobster
So my mother in near death experience.
David Lee Corbo
This is what it seems like. Yeah. It's just weird because I don't think we look at children typically as like. Well, I mean, shit, a fever is as high as 107.3. That'll kill you.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Not breathing, that'll also kill you.
David Lee Corbo
That's also.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I don't consider that to be even a dream. I consider this to be a near death experience.
David Lee Corbo
Shown some really interesting things for a five year old.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
I was in the hospital for almost three weeks. Seven spinal taps tested for every fever known to man. And nothing. I'm convinced it's a case of mind over matter. I believed that dream so fully that I physically manifested symptoms of those bites and caused the sickness. Oh, because there's nothing in reality that was causing it. They couldn't find it. I've had visions or versions of that dream my whole life. I always believed it was a, a warning. When 911 happened, I just knew that this was it. She would have been 16 when 911 happened. The war went on and on and then you grow up, have children, lose yourself in life. My worry faded until 2020. That is. Hope you enjoyed the story. God bless man. That is really high level concepts, right? So I mean the first one when they're getting corralled out of the malls and out of the churches and onto buses, that for, for 1990 for a five year old to be having that sort of an experience. I mean obviously there's precedent. You could have, look, if we're gonna play gay and reductive on this show, we could say, well you could have seen a thing. Those elements from like, you know, the imagery of the Holocaust, loading people onto these, these military vehicles surely have been used over and over again in dramas one form or another. But then to have that switch and now there's chaos. You're in a, in a, in a city or a town and there's. Everything's on fire, people are fighting, they're throwing bottles and, and then to go into a diner, excuse me, and, and plead with the owner. It reminds me of this, this show that I was just watching. It was called Black Summer and it's a zombie film. And one of the things I think they capture really effectively is like how cutthroat everyone becomes, you know, as far as like protecting your own and not knowing whether or not you could trust anybody at all who comes through your door pleading for help. Even that, that element shows itself over and over again. So I used to have a dream that was recurring when I was a child that I was a king. And, and they kept bringing my mom to me and my mom had like stolen something and I had to cast judgment on her. She had to be punished. And it was like really, really like upsetting. Super, super upsetting. And but I was so little, I would have been around the same age, you know, four or five years old when I was having this, this dream or this nightmare. To the extent where, you know, when you're a kid, you're like, one day I'm going to have to deal with quicksand or one day I'm going to have to deal with like insert some obtuse thing that like is never going to happen to you in reality. But you're worried about it. I was worried that one day I was going to be in this position where I had to cast judgment on my mother for, for doing some petty crime. So I don't know if I had the wherewithal to entertain such a strange and complex dream. I remember sitting like in a throne, but I was in a, in a dungeon scenario and they were bringing her to me and I had guards on either side of me of my chair. So, you know, the human mind is, is very strange. But to me it just feels like this kid was given, well, this adult now was given visions. Is, is that what it feels like to you?
Top Lobster
I don't know if it's. I don't know if I'd say given visions. It feels like, well, what is a near death experience? I guess that's when you. Some people do have kind of like these weird prophetical visions. Some people see the other side. What did she see? She, did she see the future?
David Lee Corbo
Well, well, no. Right. Because not exactly.
Top Lobster
At least not yet.
David Lee Corbo
Because her age, you know, she's obviously past that age marker and these things haven't happened. But I know what that's like too, where she says she always believed it was a warning. So when 9, 11 happened, she thought that was going to be it. So because of my dreams that I had about being locked in a school and it was under some sort of military presence and that every single time the name of the game was escaped, that was it. Every single time it was escape, I thought that it was going to happen. So that really didn't help at all. When I was, I don't know if you know this, but I've been a conspiracy theorist since about 16 years old.
Top Lobster
Oh really?
David Lee Corbo
And you know, it was really hard during that age to be like, dealing with those dreams and then seeing like, you know, FEMA camp stories, martial law actually being a potentiality. And. And then of course, you know, there was this big thing that happened back in like 2006 where suddenly conspiracy theorists were made of or made aware of a bunch of plastic coffins that were stacked up. I forgot where they were, but it was basically like, yeah, they're, they're mass grave sites so that the, the decaying bodies don't leach into the groundwater. They're gonna basically put you in these giant things that don't decompose. And so I know what that's like to, to look at everything. Like I saw swine flu and I was like, It's a coming and then it was like, H1N1. And I was like, it was coming and then it was.
Top Lobster
What was the reasoning for that, though? Why didn't they want your bodies to go into the ground?
David Lee Corbo
Well, I guess because when you kill that many people there, there becomes this real concern for, like, decaying materials to, to leach into the groundwater. I don't know how true that actually is, but what I do know is that there was these stacked up things that would have been, you know, I guess they could have been something else, but everybody on the Internet was interpreting them as coffins. So I, I still actually don't even know if that was true. I don't know if they ever did anything with those, you know, what we perceived as coffins. But yeah, that was the idea was that basically if you're going to kill that many people and you dump them into like a trench, well, they're going to decay and that's going to wreak havoc as far as, like, disease and like that. So in order to remedy that, you just put them in big plastic bins, basically.
Top Lobster
It's. I mean, it's interesting. I don't know. I know that I know some people who've had dreams of, of the future or dreams of, like, things that might. Like, my mom's one of them. The reason she's a Christian at all is because of a dream that she had. It affected her so profoundly that she just started going to church. Like, hardcore became real, like, you know, Jesus freak. And the dream was like, you know, we were living in Coney island, which again, can't even happen. But she saw the end. She saw what was in the book of Revelation. Having never read it, you know, she saw the, the Statue of Liberty. It was like knocked down, floating in water. She saw a God. His face was twisted with anger as he's throwing fire down on the world. I'm like, what the hell? I know she saw a lot of stuff, but whatever she saw convinced her this is the way to go.
David Lee Corbo
Well, what's interesting about that is you just had that guy, Brandon Biggs, who seems like some sort of a con man, but I don't think that that means their predictions hold no water. Right? Where it's like, even if you are a con man or you have some sort of inside information or maybe what you determine to be clairvoyance is actually some demonic entity whispering to you, all of those things in consideration. It's like, well, what if he's right about a sequence of events that might take place in the near future. And I'm aware of the fact that the guy makes a lot of predictions that don't come true. But worth noting that this impending attack that he's so worried about and the 10 cities that it's going to include one of those, I guess better to say 10 locations is the Statue of Liberty. And. And he said that that drew some confusion in him because it's not a densely populated area, but it's a symbolic attack. And then he kind of lost me because he's like, it represents freedom. And it's just like, I think it represents the. The morning star, Lucifer, the torchbearer. But, okay, so you know what I mean? But.
Top Lobster
But what does it represent to the people in general, though?
David Lee Corbo
Right, right, right. And so in that way, I could see that, like, how is the public going to perceive it? It's an attack on our freedom.
Top Lobster
It's a. It's a big one. If you knock down the. The Statue of Liberty, it would be. It would be equivalent to knocking down the Twin Towers. Because I feel like when people talk about 9, 11, and the Twin Towers, we do. Even me, I get like, more caught up on, like, oh, these two big things were knocked down. Like, the skyline has changed. But there was like almost 4,000 people that died, and then, you know, the tens of thousands that died after of all the cancer that it gave them. But it's. It's more like, oh, these, these things in the sky were taken down. Like, that's the ultimate disrespect, you know?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. You know, and look, this is actually to go back to not. Rubik says 10 pack bulk coffins are 20% off. If the government really was perceiving the thing that they engineered in to gain a function research lab. Right. If they were perceiving H1N1 or something like that as being really dangerous, then they might have preemptively gone and bought coffins. So they might legitimately be coffins for a thing that never happened to us. You. It doesn't have to necessarily be something evil. And this is interesting, too. Smurfy says, I was once pretty evil demons. Was. Demons would speak to me and I would use the information to pretend to be a spirit medium. I'd use the information to get close to women. You get the idea. Did I read your story on the Ravens Watch? That sounds very familiar.
Top Lobster
I don't know, Smurfy, you need to email us. That would be. I want to read that. There was. Oh, man. There was one email that said something crazy Said. Yeah, it said that this person prophesied to demon. Oh, prophesied to demons. This is a. A good one.
David Lee Corbo
That's interesting. Which one's that?
Top Lobster
Well, that's. What's his name? I think it's. I don't know if I could say his name. Is it 13th?
David Lee Corbo
Oh, the 13th Jdog or Joel.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, okay.
Top Lobster
But I have. I have Brad Johnson pulled up. He's from. Let's. Actually, we've given the people 45 minutes. What are we doing here?
David Lee Corbo
Oh, that's right, guys. You're a poor. And we won't tolerate it anymore. We are now going live exclusively to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad. If you are watching live on YouTube, on Twitch, on all these various places and you want to continue doing so, well, consider going over to patreon.com backslash nephilim death squad. Otherwise, give it a few days. The episode will drop in its entirety faux free after some light editing and inserting of ads and such. So thank you guys for watching. And also, just to tease you, we're probably gonna read like, two to three more stories, so also, telekinesis.
Top Lobster
It's a big one. All right, guys.
David Lee Corbo
That's right. Telekinesis at the 33 mark. You want to move stuff with your mind. You want to talk to people. Telepathy. And telekinesis can be yours. No guarantee, but can be yours at the 33 mark.
Top Lobster
All right, see you later, guys. All right, David, do you want to start this up as I kick these poor people out?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Yeah. Who are we doing? We're doing Joel.
Top Lobster
Yes.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. Where did I go? Oh, I, for some reason X'd out of it. Clicking on Joel. Okay, here we go, guys. It says, hello again. It's your Spice Boy, Joel, with definitely something from around 3:30 this morning, January 13, 2025.
Top Lobster
All right. You're reading Joel for sure. All right, we skip Brad again. That's fine. Let's read Joel.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, we're gonna read Joel because we do it. It's our show. We do whatever we want it says. By the way, my wife said that Spice Boys sounded gay. Yes.
Top Lobster
Yes. That's why we did it.
David Lee Corbo
That's why we did it. It's a driving factor behind most of what we do. But first, to answer your question, top psycho girl was in fact grippy as a sock in a psych ward. Wow. This guy fucking knows. Knows what we're looking for. Knows the information that we. We. We covet here. Okay? Also, a special thank you to everyone who prayed for my wife and I. Things are much better between us. Beautiful. Awesome. Don't tell her about the grippy sock. Now, on to more recent events. I'm not sure what exactly happened, but I definitely felt the presence of the Holy Spirit and I definitely prophesied to demons while the Holy Spirit was in me. So here it goes. Yeah, dude, let's go. As you probably gathered by my last email, I've given my life to Jesus Christ. Based most recently over the last month or so, I've begun each morning with prayers and a soft or and songs to glorify the Lord. That sounds like a good way to start the day. I might incorporate that into my ritual. Like listening to gospel sanging. Yeah, but. But also like prayers and. And listening to the right music. You know what I mean? I think that's probably a good idea. Yeah. Where are we going here? I began each morning with prayers and. And songs to glorify the Lord. It's been a complete 180 from the sin I was living in years ago. And I've heard the Holy Spirit speak to me and felt his presence. This morning, however, was something more powerful than just a whisper in my ear. I'm writing this now as it's still fresh in my memory and my hands are still shaking. From the experience. Experience. Dude, from that or from the spice? Or. Or is that no longer. Well, you're giving your life to Christ and Christ denounces spice, so probably not doing that anymore. This week I began fasting and I started this morning as I have been recently with the orthodox Jesus prayer to quiet my mind and listen. Listening to Second Kings as I left the truck stop.
Top Lobster
Um, also, let me just say he sent us. Was this. No, this is a different guy. There's another guy that sent us a bunch of PDFs of. Nevermind, never mind what PDFs, what's I love about a bunch of PDFs of different types of prayers. Oh, cool. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Hold on. I gotta yell at my kid to turn down the volume.
Top Lobster
Yell at him. He's sick. His kid's sick. He's just yelling at him. Yeah, so there's another.
David Lee Corbo
I know you're sick, but I'll beat your ass is what I said.
Top Lobster
Okay, Perfect.
David Lee Corbo
Cps. It's all a joke. Okay, let's see here.
Top Lobster
Dustin. Dustin sent us like eight different prayers and an act. The name of his is accidental exorcism. And damn, it's like these guys are getting real good with their clickbait titles.
David Lee Corbo
How dare Accidental exorcism. What? Tell me more.
Top Lobster
What? I guess I'm gonna read it, like, now. I'm the mark. You're supposed to be the mark. You're supposed to buy the merch, not me. Damn it. Damn it.
David Lee Corbo
Dude. These people are selling to the salesman.
Top Lobster
They're good. They're good.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, so here we go. Jesus. So I've been began fasting and started this morning as I've been recently with the orthodox Jesus prayer to quiet my mind and listening to Second Kings as I left the truck stop. It's important to note that as I've been getting closer to God and thanks to you and Ed Mabry, better able to understand God's word, I've been able to hear the Holy Spirit more clearly. That's interesting. I wonder what that manifests like for people, because I think that I have been. I've become acutely aware of the voice that not shames me, but cautions me against probably debased behavior in the sense of, like, you sure you really want to send that tweet? You know what I mean? Or like, I don't know, just. Just things like that. Like a. Like a cautionary voice will hit me sometimes, and I. And I. And I recognize it as wise to listen to it. I mean, I don't know if that's the Holy Spirit or if that's just like, when you engage in such retarded behavior. Well, that some part of me screams out, no.
Top Lobster
For me, I don't hear a voice. Although I think it's the same phenomenon for some people. Some people do hear a voice and it tells them stuff. I just know when I should move. Like, you're telling me, like, oh, have you done this yet? And I'm like, no. And you go, why? Why not? And I'm like, it's just not yet. For whatever reason, this is how things work for me, and it's not really me, but I know it's like, all right, and go. You know what I mean? Like, it's not time, because I don't.
David Lee Corbo
I don't have that. I have things that I know will work or things that I know will happen. But as far as, like, the when and what I should be doing, I don't have any sort of. I have no sense of timing, but I do have this notion of, like, oh, this thing right here, if you push on this, this is gonna work. But as far as, like, the when or where. When I should push on it or anything like that, I have all the energy of like. Like, A Labrador retriever that just wants to go, go, go, go, go, go, like, all the time. And so that is probably to my. My detriment a lot.
Top Lobster
Yeah, it's kind of like, I don't know, like, you ever see, like, a guy that's a little overzealous punching. Punching this? You could land some of those punches, but there's some guys like Anderson Silva, where he's sitting, waiting, waiting, waiting, and then he hits you and hits you one time. You know what I mean? Yeah, There's a difference in strategy, I suppose, but. All right, let's keep. Let's keep reading this.
David Lee Corbo
Okay? So as I prayed for the protection of my family and thanked Jesus Christ for my blessings that his will be done in my life, lamenting the sinful nature of my own heart, my prayers are very long winded. You know, it's good to be specific, especially if.
Top Lobster
Did you season them, though? Did you season your prayers? Did you see that guy?
David Lee Corbo
You don't even. This.
Top Lobster
Don't even inauguration.
David Lee Corbo
I felt the electrical. The electric tingling feeling of a powerful, supernatural presence. So intense. This presence was so strong that it made my heart pound. I immediately recognized the presence as the same heavy, authoritative presence from my fall in the lake of fire. Yes. Yes. Okay, this is the guy that fell.
Top Lobster
Out of his body and was looking.
David Lee Corbo
Up, and then there was a, like a lion presence that was like, you've. You've. What did it say? You've fallen far or something like that?
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah. Like, you don't. You don't belong here. What are you doing over here?
David Lee Corbo
Supposed to be here in that moment. However, the presence I now recognize as Yahweh the Father didn't feel angry towards me, but anger towards someone or something else. Quote, fear not. I will give you the words to say now speak. That echoed in my ear. The last word loud enough to make my ears ring. Wow. Yeah. He put speak in capital letters, made his ears ring. I'd been praying for a closer relationship with God. Well, ask and ye shall receive. So I obeyed the command without knowing what I was about to say. I just started with my voice, and when words and words came out. Excuse me.
Top Lobster
That's how I do. That's how I do my shows. Like, I don't know how some people do, like, scripted stuff like, they'll write. I don't know how people do that kind of content. I. I don't know what I'm going to say from second to second, but I trust that whatever I say will be fine. And probably not you Know what's interesting?
David Lee Corbo
So that. That I've had something that's different, but, like, not oftentimes. Sometimes I'll wake up and there will be a repetitive thing echoing in my head. Like, this last thought that I had in the dream world is now, you know, here. Like. Like the other day when I told you that I had a dream that I was talking to God, and then I woke up because something touched my forehead, and it was just like. That was. The. The notion in my head was like, I was just talking to God. But one of the ones that I had one time, and some of the chat might remember this, actually, I was talking about it on timeline Cleanse. I woke up and my mind was just like, ugaritic text, Eugaritic text, Euge text. Like, over and over again to the point where, like, I felt compelled to. I'm, like, walking around the kitchen trying to do. And I had to stop and be like, okay, you go ridic. On Google, you know? And I don't know, that was probably God compelling me to, like, dive deep into something. And I was like, not right now. God, not gonna do that. And then I never did. But, yeah, so. So that. That notion of, like, you know, having this impression or. Or something echoing in your ear like that, that's. That. That is interesting. Okay, what are the ugaritic texts now.
Top Lobster
Like, as you say that? I hear Joel Thomas saying the ugaritic texts.
David Lee Corbo
Say eucharitic texts. Yeah, I don't. I don't know. Eugearitic text. Like, we were just talking to Ed Mabry on the last Revelation series, and he said that. He said eugaritic text.
Top Lobster
And we said, yeah, sure, we know. I totally know what that is that.
David Lee Corbo
I should look into, but I didn't do it.
Top Lobster
It's one of those words you're like, I could assume what that is because of the other words around it.
David Lee Corbo
I think the ugaritic texts are like, I could be totally wrong about this, but, like the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Top Lobster
I think so. Yeah. It's saying, yeah, they're discovered. No, these are discovered in 1928. Ugarit from Ross Shamra and Ross Imhabri in Syria. They're written in Ugaritic, obviously. There you go.
David Lee Corbo
I'm fucking retarded. I thought Yuga Riddick was a place or something. I didn't know language.
Top Lobster
I got no idea. Some of these things, like cuneiform tablet, I don't even know what that means.
David Lee Corbo
I know they're just tablets with silly little people who just didn't have cool language. They just had little arrows and stuff. So stupid.
Top Lobster
Yeah, so gay. Forget. Who cares about this stuff? Don't. Don't remind me about eugaritics ever again.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, so here we go. Asking you shall receive. So I obeyed the command. Obeyed with the command without knowing what I was about to say. I started with my voice and words just came out. A different rhythm, cadence and tone than my own. More fluid than I'm capable of on my own. Anyone who knows me is aware that I stumbled on words and get stuck mid sentence quite often. So this was not my spoken word, but his. The tingling feeling spreads through my whole body and I start speaking, or rather he begins speaking through me and there is a heat to it radiating from my own arms and upper back, through my chest and face. I'm listening and I hear my own voice saying, Behold all you unclean spirits, demons and devils. I suddenly realize the words coming out of my mouth as I can now also feel the attention of legions, hundreds of millions of demons all on me.
Top Lobster
Damn.
David Lee Corbo
Again I hear in my ear, but this time in a kinder tone. Don't be afraid. They can't touch you. At that moment, I embrace and at least partially grasp what is happening. Man, that's fucking wild. This guy is.
Top Lobster
This guy is God's microphone.
David Lee Corbo
That's kind of cool though. That's kind of cool. I. I wonder. So you ever get like the chills and, and you think it's like meaningful?
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, sometimes.
David Lee Corbo
I found out that only a small. A small percentage of the population can auto. I forget what it is. It's like auto pile. The ability to give yourself the chills at any moment. And I think there's like a. I think there's a spiritual erotic asphyxiation. Not it. Not what it's called. I forget what it's actually called. Autopilot. I don't forget it's not auto. Erotic fixation.
Top Lobster
Go ahead, tell the story.
David Lee Corbo
So, so basically it's a very small percentage of the population that can do that and I can do that. But I think there's like a use to it. I've never figured it out, but it feels like there's a spiritual usage or, or a spiritual. I don't know, it's like the ability to. I. I feel like you would be able to detect it if you had the right recording abilities, you know, to perceive something or another autopiho. Elation. That's not it. Doomsday cracker. I really appreciate the pilo.
Top Lobster
Autopilo erection.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, there you go autopilot. Erection. I knew it had a funny word in there. Yeah, boners.
Top Lobster
Intriguing phenomenon. Goosebumps typically occur as involuntary.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I can make it happen anytime I want.
Top Lobster
That's weird.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, so. So my mom has it too. And so she'll kind of like spaz out because she, you know, it'll happen random. When it does happen randomly, it's like, I'll do it and it'll make my neck crack. But I can also like sit here and if I do, I'll tell you, I could do it right now. Hold on. There it goes. Just did it.
Top Lobster
I'm sorry, I just love, like, like, what's your superpower? It's like, I could fly. What's your super. Super strength? What's your superpower? And he goes, watch this. And he's just like, hair, stand up.
David Lee Corbo
I can feel it all on my back. All on my back and. And, you know, to my. But I always feel like there's something there, you know, because it is a. It's a unique thing. Very small percentage of the population, but it's just. Just filled with useless talents. Useless talents.
Top Lobster
It's so convenient, right? Oh my God.
David Lee Corbo
To be able to auto. What is it called? Autopilo erections. Good God. I wish I had something cool, but I could do it again. Watch. There it goes. I just did it again.
Top Lobster
And just like, dude, you can't see anything.
David Lee Corbo
So. So yeah, it's. I don't know, I wonder because.
Top Lobster
Because a lot of people I want to fundraise for cameras that are good enough to see the auto correction on. On both of us.
David Lee Corbo
You know what happens, though? Like that time when my head went. It's because you. I can start it, but there's like a full body one that happens. And now it's just like, now it's stuck there. Now it wants to happen again and again. So now I'm just getting it constantly. That's annoying.
Top Lobster
This is the entire show. Do it again.
David Lee Corbo
Maybe watch it. Do it again. There it goes again.
Top Lobster
Just wait. Okay. It's completely. I don't know if it's useless. What was it?
David Lee Corbo
The reason I brought it up is because some people, when you get the chills, it's like, oh, something spiritual is happening. But when I get the chills, it's because I go, look at this, watch this. And then I do it again. So I don't know if that means anything spiritual is happening or if it's just, you know, God just gave me some really useless ability.
Top Lobster
Very weird. Very weird.
David Lee Corbo
All right, I think we're here. No, no, no, we're not there. We are here. You want to take over, right?
Top Lobster
So hundreds of millions of demons looking at him and he's like, chill, don't worry about this. I got this. So he. He's yelling at me through. He's yelling through me at this point. Woe to you, for your time grows short and your season wanes near is the time when your beds will be maggots, your air will be flames, and all you will know is despair. Cursed are you unclean things that whisper corruption into the ears of men which cause them to do evil. In the sight of Yahweh, your God. No mercy will be given to ye who hide the gate of life from the eyes of men. You shall know no peace. A thousand times, a thousand curses on those devils and unclean spirits who hear my voice. You will know his wrath comes as sure as the Lord lives. Depart now in despair, Satan. You are you who are cursed above all others. All you devils, away from my house and my children and the places I sojourn. This is the will of the living God.
David Lee Corbo
That's a gangster ass. I kind of wanna, I wanna write that down.
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, dude, that's.
David Lee Corbo
That's powerful.
Top Lobster
This is another. That's another Daniel 7 thing. He's talking. He's not telling them, like, asking them anything. He's not talking with them. He's speaking at them.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, I was, I was taking note of that too. There's not a single question mark in that whole thing.
Top Lobster
No, that's rough. There's not even an inflection of possibly, like somewhere. Like if we're on a podcast and somebody said this whole thing, we would have to just let them go. Yeah, there's no. Yeah, there's no on ramp here. This is all pointed.
David Lee Corbo
And I love that too, because it's, it's, you know, he's saying for these, these creatures to flee, right? But then he uses. So it says a thousand times, a thousand curses on those devils and unclean spirits who hear my voice. And then he goes on to say, depart now and despair, Satan. So it's like, yeah, I, I sometimes I wonder if we, we look at Satan as an, as the accuser, as like a potential role to be filled. And, And I think my, my imagination goes like, well, it would be filled then by a higher level thing. But he just addresses these as devils and unclean spirits. And then in the same breath says, depart now and despair, Satan. So maybe Satan is just like the role that all these things play. Right. Because it. Because if you go up, it says, curse it. Are you unclean things that whisper corruption into the ears of men, which causes them to do evil in the sight of Yahweh, your God. So all these things, all these unclean spirits and devils are whispering corruption into the ears of men. And that whispering corruption into the ears of men is the role of the adversary, Satan. So then maybe all of these things are Satan. Are you following that or am I? You know, because I'm just trying to differentiate between. Sometimes we think it's a one, a singular. It's like, pass it to ball now.
Top Lobster
Balls.
David Lee Corbo
Crushing. Pass it to Moloch. Moloch's the authoritative figure. Azel gets it, Lucifer gets it, you know, yada, yada, yada. And they maintain the role, but it seems like, yeah, it's a title, but it's like.
Top Lobster
Well, it balls it. Like. Like ball is a title.
David Lee Corbo
Right, Right. So not a good. Not a good usage, actually. It's almost like saying.
Top Lobster
Right.
David Lee Corbo
We're like, there's a. But then there are midgets. Right? There's a Satan, but then there are Satans, Right. This is the thing that they are. And. And within midgets there's like, I don't know, like halflings, dwarves, you know, the ones with the really, really big foreheads.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And so within the Satans, there are the unclean spirits, the devils, the demons. You know what I mean?
Top Lobster
Right. Yeah, yeah. It's possible. I think Satan was supposed to be one thing or the other. I think that there might even be one that is in heaven, an angel that has that role, but these other guys take it too far. It's like.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it's like a classification, almost, the adversarial entities.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Really?
Top Lobster
You're an Elohim that does that. Temps. That does this thing. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
That is in opposition to mankind and. And seeks to corrupt.
Top Lobster
Interesting. All right, well, so he said, all at once, the feeling of demonic attention vanishes and I'm left with. I'm left with this feeling of peace. I heard the voice in my ear again telling me that. Telling me that my name meant Yahweh is God and that my name was recorded. Joel. His. That's his name. That's interesting. Yeah, it's like Noel, but Joel, I guess. Yeah, look that up. The voice also said that I would be blessed. Wow.
David Lee Corbo
Dude.
Top Lobster
What?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, Joel is a Hebrew. Is a name of Hebrew origin that means Yahweh is God.
Top Lobster
That's pretty cool.
David Lee Corbo
That's Dope.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Some of these. Some of the biblical names are. Are pretty cool. Yeah. I don't want to say my biblical name, but it is pretty cool. Let's look at yours. What does David mean?
David Lee Corbo
I think it just means beloved.
Top Lobster
Oh, that's not true.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Yeah, I think it is.
Top Lobster
I mean, not for you, though. Yeah. Dear beloved. Dearly beloved. Yeah, that's that one.
David Lee Corbo
And then my middle name means, like. It's like a Gaelic for healer.
Top Lobster
Interesting. Interesting.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
All right, so I don't know that.
David Lee Corbo
I'm healing anything he said.
Top Lobster
The voice also said that I would be blessed and would be able to not just feel, but hear and see them unclean spirits. Now, I have yet to test it. I'm pretty sure this morning's events have, at the very least, put an unfathomably massive spiritual target on my back. If nothing else. What have I gotten myself into? I guess my best option is to trust God's plan and let his will be done. As the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is thin. Thinning indeed. Especially near me. Wonder where he's at.
David Lee Corbo
Indiana.
Top Lobster
Yeah, dude. Maybe. So then he says, you guys are awesome. Keep it up. These Chronicles episodes are amazing. Bring people closer to God. You're doing the Lord's work. I hope so. I hope so.
David Lee Corbo
That's it, man. I don't know if we are, but I. I constantly hope so.
Top Lobster
Yeah. We just talked about auto erection for 20 minutes. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what we're doing here. Oh, pilot erection, Autopilot. Yeah, dude. Yeah. I don't know. It's. I guess he's going through. He feels like he's about to go through some spiritual attacks.
David Lee Corbo
It's very cool. And. And look, this idea right where he says, what have I gotten myself into? It's like, I don't think you've gotten yourself into anything that wasn't already there. All that's happening is now. You're facing this thing that we in the physical realm like to ignore as much as possible. You're facing it head on, and you're doing it at the behest of. Of God the Father, who is literally answering your prayers for your. Your desire to be closer to him. So, yeah, I mean, and I know that's not lost on. On the writer, on. On Joel, because he. He says it in the beginning. I think, you know, be careful what you wish for or something like that, but, I mean, it's a beautiful thing. It's. It's just. It's Just jarring through the context of, of people who live in 2025, in what we would like to imagine is purely a physical realm. And, and, and that's, that's just not the reality that we. That we exist in. So, in many ways, you've been blessed. I mean, this is. It's a tremendous story and it's. I mean, it's more than an honor. It's. It's something else. What. What do we leave behind when we die? A bunch of racist podcasts, but hopefully some moments where I, I did something that was in alignment with God's will. And, and you've had a real dose of that in your life, Joel. So, I mean, I know he's not looking at this like it's a curse, but it's. It's purely the opposite.
Top Lobster
It's a responsibility, though.
David Lee Corbo
It's a responsibility. And it's, It's. It's almost scary, except for the, the whole fear not aspect. Right? Yeah, yeah, don't be scared.
Top Lobster
Don't be scared. And for him to tell you that right away is kind of crazy until you like to yell at you like, yeah, don't be scared. Like, I'm already scared.
David Lee Corbo
I'm very scared. Holy crap, look at this. We have. This is probably the first ever communication from. From. What is this? Twitch? Good morning to you, Jamie Thomas, 69. Very, very nice to. To hear from you. I didn't know anybody left out a.
Top Lobster
Lifeline to this ab area of the Internet. So. Hi.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, we have to flesh it out right now. It's. It's got no profile pics. It's got nothing. And then, like, I noticed like, three people watch every episode that we. So somebody's finding arguably gems hidden on. On. On Twitter.
Top Lobster
This is the people love. They love the. What's it called? The free hack. The free money hack. This is it. Like, instead of joining Patreon, we've left this up as, like, if you can find me, you can watch me.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, see, that's correct, Dick cheese. We are on Twitch for free because we are trying to grow that platform right now. A Net zero following on it. And so. And that's really just to not. Yeah. Get banned on. On YouTube and lose every. It's like we have to now be on multiple platforms. I didn't like it until. Until we were threatened with the ban hammer from. From. From YouTube. So, yeah, man. Thank you, Joel. This is a, A really, really awesome story. I would love to hear any updates going forward because, you know, this. Where was this. This notion that we were left with where the voice said I would be blessed and would be able to not just feel, but hear and see them unclean spirits now. And he says, I have yet to test it. Something tells me that you're going to at some point, and we'd be very interested in hearing about it, Joel.
Top Lobster
Yeah, for sure. And we're gonna go ahead and do a thing because I think it's the most funny. We should be reading Brad Johnson. Brad with 2Ds, but we're not going to read that.
David Lee Corbo
Brad with 2D's.
Top Lobster
Yeah, we're gonna read this one from Dustin.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, my God, look, there's another person on. On Twitch. Says set up stream elements. I don't even know what that means, Acumen, but thank you.
Top Lobster
Okay, two people on Twitch. Listen, man, this is great. We were really cooking with fire.
David Lee Corbo
Emily says kick is for adults, Twitches for pedos and kids. We have a kick too, I think. No, we can't stream to it. So kick is. Is broken. And that's as far as I'll go on it. I. I refuse to look into it anymore.
Top Lobster
Yeah, that's right. Okay, let's read this from Dustin. This is really bad. Like, people are going to be mad that we're just. We're not going in order at all. We're going in. If you can get our attention, that's what we're doing.
David Lee Corbo
Yes, we do what we want, which is to say whatever. Tempsa just given to temptation on this show. That's what it's all about.
Top Lobster
Okay. So apparently this connects to a Twitch community to build the community. Stream elements, whatever.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. All right, I remember that. Thank you, Acumen. I'm actually going to write that down because we need help.
Top Lobster
Okay. This. This story is titled Accidental Exorcism. I don't know what that means. And Dustin.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, Dustin.
Top Lobster
Yeah. A self reflection. This has a whole title. It's kind of crazy. So he starts. Damn, this is this long. This might be long. All right. In 2019, I moved to a small mountain town in south in the south peninsula in the bay area called Brisbane. It was quiet, beautiful and serene. No noise from traffic or otherwise. It was truly a rare experience in the bay. As you know, I moved from the East Bay. Hayward the day on lock. What up? Hayward the day the lockdowns were illegally enforced. Okay, so he got out for. Because of COVID Do.
David Lee Corbo
Do we. Okay, you want to continue read. You have to fill me in though, because I got to pee hard and then I come back and then you Tell me stuff.
Top Lobster
Yeah, that's fine.
David Lee Corbo
Tell me stuff when I come back.
Top Lobster
All right. Go pe. Hurry up. So I moved from the East Bay. Yeah. Okay, here we go. There. I worked the same job in construction and also helped manage a couple of community gardens back in the East Bay, where I had just moved from. Once I moved to Brisbane, I would sit. I would still visit the farms in Hayward on the weekends to volunteer my time to help glean food, feed the neighborhood and keep the farm going. I just found. I'm thinking if somebody wrote me a story like this, like as we don't screen them and you just meandered on and never got to a point, it would be really disrespectful, but also very funny. Don't do it, don't do it. But it would be funny. Okay. Once I moved to Brisbane, he'd still visit. Okay. I did this for another two years after I moved from Hayward and had been working there since before I moved in 2017. In 2021, I managed to save enough money to look for a house to buy, even though most houses I looked at were above my price range or in disrepair. I soon received a call from my farm colleague that the farm owner was putting his up for sale and was giving us first dibs to buy at market value. It was situated on a 7,500 square square foot lot. 7,500 square foot lot with an 888 square foot single family home on it. That's a small farm, dude. This was a gift from God as I had been dreaming about owning that house slash farm ever since I started working there. It really shows how volunteering your time to help others can pay off exponentially. So in 2021, I was able to purchase the house. Farm is he. Does he really mean 7,500 square foot lot? All right, so basically this guy moved because of COVID He's buying a farm, but it's a small farm.
David Lee Corbo
Good for him. That's awesome.
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just wondering what you can grow on there. I'm sure he can grow. At the time, I was a fit, athletic individual with tons of energy. I worked 12 hour days at my job then and worked out afterward, running 12 miles, mountain biking 60 and lifting weights three to four times every week. Everything was at the tip top. I had a new girlfriend and thought that life could not be any better. Also, I had not yet found Jesus, although I always believed in God, but was generally unsure of the nature thereof. I'm not someone who could read a book and become a believer without some kind of experience or proof that solidifies such belief. Yes, me too.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I understand that. You know, that that was very much my. My case. And then I had a pivotal moment.
Top Lobster
Yeah, you've got to like, really smack me for me to, like, wake up. All right, so a little background leading up to 27. I told them, I said it would be really funny if. If somebody just wrote us a story like this. Just meandered on and never got to anything like a long story. And we just kept reading and reading and at the end they go, okay, thanks. That's it.
David Lee Corbo
I'd respect that.
Top Lobster
Now that I said it. Someone's gonna do it. It's gonna aggravate me, but it's. It's the funniest outcome.
David Lee Corbo
It's very funny though. Yeah.
Top Lobster
Okay. So I have always been a health conscious person. Although I would still enjoy indulge, I would always maintain my diet in most respects as well as herb supplements, as I'm a firm believer that Western medicine is a devil. You're right. And if you want to be healthy and thriving, you don't go to the doctor to become so. I experienced a severe health situation in 2011 where the medical establishment left me unable to walk, work, or otherwise do anything for a few years. It was a routine ankle arthroscopy that was botched and rendered me with the most paralyzing nerve damage I ever had experienced.
David Lee Corbo
Damn.
Top Lobster
Yeah. After the surgery, I was screaming in pain, punching myself in the face, trying to knock myself unconscious.
David Lee Corbo
Damn.
Top Lobster
Whoa. The pain was so relentlessly horrific that I wanted to die. This went on for years. I subsequently found my way to growing my own food and supplementing my food with the right nutrients instead of relying on any pharmaceutical or even supplement to do it for me. Organic farming is what saved me in that situation, Although I know it was God setting me on my true path. I wish we had like a better plug for. What are they called? Heaven's Harvest. Yeah, like, we don't. We don't really plug them anymore, but yeah, that's. Reminds me of that brand. Okay. So this was also the situation that revealed the true nature of the scam they call Western medicine. I could go more into that experience, but that's not the point of the story, just a precursor. Okay, so he continues. After a couple of months in the home I just brought in 2021, sometimes after work or in the middle of the day working on the farm, I would be stopped in my tracks and vomit out of nowhere.
David Lee Corbo
That's Weird.
Top Lobster
Yeah. See a doctor. This would happen once every two months or so. And the next year I finally traced it back to an herb that I was taking to clean my blood, which I had no issue with for years prior. It was called burdock root. After I stopped taking it, the symptoms went away and I was generally okay. After roughly a year or so, my family was going to come visit and have a little housewarming party to celebrate my new home. This was right when the jab was rolling out in full force. Knowing that I was on the medical establishment, knowing what I know about the medical establishment before, there was no way on God's greener I was going to fall for that. I've never trusted any kind a flu shot or jab otherwise. So opposite was the case for the girl I was seeing. Here we go. Even though we would talk about all the red flags and potential harm that was hidden within those serpent tooth syringes.
David Lee Corbo
Isn'T it interesting too, that they are like serpent teeth in the sense that they're hollow and they inject.
Top Lobster
It's exactly what a SERP that. I mean, it's designed after a snake tooth. That's how it. Yeah. Inject venom. Inject anything from a syringe. Yeah. So opposite was the case for the girl where we at that he was seeing. And so they talk about red flags. She proceeded to get a second jab without telling me.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, that's not good.
Top Lobster
Yeah, the knife.
David Lee Corbo
That's like my fit. It's, it's, it's this. You want to talk about like a seed of doubt that, like poisons your relationship. That is, that's one of them. Just because we, We've learned after 2020 that the ideological differences, especially of the medical variety between, you know, a husband and wife or a boyfriend and a girlfriend, that one was so. I mean, that tore relationships apart. And that story of like going and getting vaccinated anyway without telling it or anything like that, that's like rampant. I heard a lot of that during the lockdowns.
Top Lobster
Yeah, it kind of is. Like when the woman's not being presented or being comforted by her man, she'll. She'll go to some foreign form of paganism or go to, you know, to safety, what they deem as safety. And they'll do it in the. In secret.
David Lee Corbo
Very sneak. Very sneaky. Do it in secret.
Top Lobster
That's. That's the worst part of it. Like doing it without telling him because, like, you, you don't. So you're saying I don't trust you. Or your opinion. And I'm also. But I'm also too cowardly to leave.
David Lee Corbo
Yes. Yeah. So. So then what it does is it shifts the dynamic to, like, husband and wife or boyfriend and girlfriend, to, like, captive and captor. You know what I mean? Like. Like this person who is leading you, but you don't trust them, so you've got to sneak out at night and do what's really good for you because this person doesn't have your best interest. That's. That's a dangerous dynamic.
Top Lobster
It's an interesting admission, too. Like, she is looking at him as, like, the leader, where she is scared to say, because if I'm gonna go do something, I'm gonna go do it, you know, Unless I have something to, like, unless there's some sort of recompense or there's an order that I'm aware of, you know, then I have to be sneaky.
David Lee Corbo
You know what it is? It's so he. You know, you can sit down and have all these conversations. Here's the information. Here's why it's bad. Here's how we know it's bad. This is why we should make an educated decision and. And not go and take this thing. And. And then they can go like, yes, yes, yes. And then still be led by their emotions. It doesn't feel right emotionally. I just. I just. It feels like you're wrong. Even though you've shown me the ways in which you're right, it feels like you're wrong. And then. So you're being led by your emotions to go doing something that, you know, you're. You're doing it under the guise of, like, self preservation. But really what it is, is. It's like betrayal.
Top Lobster
Yeah, it is. Is a betrayal. You're saying that I believe Jimmy Kimmel over somebody that I live with, that I rely on to survive. You know, it's not just like not saying that the man does everything for her, but in my relationship, I lie. I rely on my wife to survive, and she relies on me because we're doing stuff together. And the same. If you're living with somebody or you're dating them, sort of the same thing. So that it's. It is a. It's a huge disrespect because at its.
David Lee Corbo
Core, we live in a fallen world. So everything is like, you know, you and your wife and Jesus Christ versus a fallen world. And then if you have kids, then it's you and your family and Jesus Christ against this fallen world, and you've backed out of that and you've gone around. You know what I mean? Like, it's. It's. It's. It's. Are we. Are we in this or are we not in this? Because that's what marriage is, too. It's like, a lot of marriage is like, oh, well, I really love this person. It's like, yeah, but you're making a. A promise in front of God. And to me, it feels like you're making a covenant. Right? Like, it's us. We are now. It's us versus this fallen world. It's just. It's. It's. Yeah. I think that's why you have this deep sense of betrayal.
Top Lobster
Yeah, dude, it's. It's messed up. All right? So. See? Oh, wow. It gets worse. The night before, I noticed a band aid on her shoulder. Knowing she had just come from the doctor, I asked what was it for? She said that she had gotten her blood drawn. Insulted for the only. The only one reason that she thought I was stupid enough to not know that blood's blood is taken. How blood's taken. I immediately knew what she did. She. We only had kissed a few times before I noticed her arm.
David Lee Corbo
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Top Lobster
This will come into play in a bit. We only had. We had only kissed a few times before.
David Lee Corbo
Well, I think he just means like, in that interact. In that interaction. He only like, kissed her a few times. Maybe like, let's say it was like that morning or something like that before he noticed.
Top Lobster
Okay. So annoyed, I went to my house thereafter to prepare for my family come into town and there was a lot of work to do. I was running around my house cleaning and cooking and organizing until 2 in the morning I finally got to sleep and woke up at three in the morning. It's a good time.
David Lee Corbo
There it is.
Top Lobster
My throat is so swollen I couldn't even swallow. It felt like I was gargling glass. Whoa. Yep, I had already had my tonsils out in 99 after having Streptococcus for a month for every month for a year. Worst pain and torture my life prior to that surgery. I proceeded to cancel the event after, among many other things, making five gallons of gazpacho from the farm and two raw sacks, two, two racks of slow cooked ribs and wait for, waiting for the family to come. It was truly a sad day. I then got worse with every day. Two weeks later, I was not able to eat one stitch of food. I was barely surviving on sips of water and like one sip of bone broth each day. I was never allergic to any medication and would always take penicillin in these cases. So I finally got some after a few days. But by the time I had realized I had developed an allergy to penicillin and was able to take a different anti antibiotic, anti life medication, I was already two weeks in and getting progressively worse. By the time I was able to recover three to four weeks later, I had lost 35 pounds and was lucky to still have my life.
David Lee Corbo
Damn.
Top Lobster
So this girl shed on you like crazy. That's before. It's one of the things that I forgot about this, these vaccines. This is early 2021, so that's when it first rolled out. But there was a huge concern about shedding. Where I remember the vaccinated were like, they were like pointing at you for not wearing a mask. But I'm like, I was even more suspicious of them because of what they had just put in their body and what they would possibly be putting out. And they were all getting sick right after they took it as well. It was like, I think, you know, Jonathan Otto would probably agree with these kind of venoms that were in their body. This was implanted in there purposefully to spread. So it's like whether they're vaccinated or whether you're unvaccinated. I still think that we have, we got various amounts of the same stuff.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, I would agree with that. I'm also looking at like, this has just been something that's on my mind lately. I've not been sick. I had like a little bit of a respiratory thing maybe a little bit more recently than a month ago. It never got bad and I came out of the other end of it. But I have ivermectin on, on route to the house and I'm thinking that I'm gonna buy purges because we do purge store and they have like a, a big pack that's like a 60 day cleanse. And I think that it, it's beneficial to do that because at least you then have like, this is the period of time. Because they say if you do ivermectin, you're supposed to do like a low dose over a long period of time. But obviously when you buy ivermectin and I'm not recommending it, this is not medical advice. But when you buy it, it just shows up as horse paste. And all the directions are for a horse, you know, so you have to like, kind of do some math on how big am I, how big is a horse, what should my, my, my dosage be? But I think that we kind of get like, I don't know what this dude did. He's got streptococcus every month for a year. I mean, that's pretty bad. That's, that's why I got, so I got strep and then I got the flu and then I got pneumonia and then I got a collapsed lung. And it's like, it can get so bad. But in order to alleviate that, I think there's probably a lot of validity to like an annual parasite cleanse. I know we've been talking about that a lot. Yeah. And then shout out Emily who says, and then shingles. And yes, I've been effectively ignoring everything else you're saying and cherry picking what you say. So, so yeah, and then I got shingles. So I, I think it's like, you know, you can't lean on the medical industry because they're not doing anything preventative for you. They're just, you know, when, when they said antibiotics or like anti life. Like, yeah, you don't want to get to the point where you're taking antibiotics because they will terminate like all the life in your, in your gut. And, and that's not good. Then you have an uphill battle to try to rebuild your gut biome and all this other. And you're really compromised after that. We should really be doing, you know, above and beyond, like at least once a year. Can we do, can we do a group cleanse at pro that if anything makes us a cult. It's a fucking group cleanse. Honestly, collectively casting out demons out of the dangerous retards.
Top Lobster
It'll be, yeah, let's get, we'll get purged Purge Store to sponsor the event. Everybody.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. And then we'll get Jonathan Otto to make us a red light room and we'll all get naked and stand in the red light room together.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Piss jars. That's going to be the VIP thing. Piss.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Yeah, it's a piss. A piss cup. All right, let's keep reading his story. So he's lucky to survive with his life going forward. I was concerned, to say the least, surmising that it was the intimate contact with someone who had received their second jab. It's possible. I started to think back at when she received her first jab, and it lined up exactly with when I started building the allergy to burdock root. Interesting. After never having an allergy in my life, I started to put the pieces together. I subsequently found and read books like the Essene Gospel of Peace that spoke about how Jesus lived, prayed, and consumed food in his life. I should read that. The Essene Gospel, because I never heard of that. Yeah, let's.
David Lee Corbo
Can you write that down?
Top Lobster
Possibly. It's probably talking about his first 30 years, which is interesting. So I started eating like that. It will get back to this in a moment. But the other profound godsend books that were. That found me were the Invisible Rainbow by Arthur Fistenberg and the Truth. Yeah. The Truth About Contagion by Thomas S. Cohen. The books.
David Lee Corbo
Well, that's Cowan. Let's not give him the Jewish thing.
Top Lobster
Cowan. Okay. The book should be taught in every school and learning establishment, in my humble opinion. But I digress. So then he continues. The former shows clear evidence of electricity being the main and only cause of all disease. That's interesting. I'm watching Better Off Saul. So the brother. Have you watched that show Better Call Saul? Yeah. Better Off Dead. Better.
David Lee Corbo
I watched like I watched. Yeah. Toad on the Mind Dog. I watched the first season of it. I was a huge Breaking Bad fan, but just couldn't get into it.
Top Lobster
It's. It's a great show. It's. It's slow and then it really ramps up. But the brother has, like, this allergy to electricity, you know?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a rare actual.
Top Lobster
I don't know if it's actual. It's still like watching the show. It seems psychosomatic, but I'm sure it could be either. I won't go into the book as the book itself is what should be cited, and there's too much for this story. So the one thing that I will say is that all the first cases of anxiety, depression, cancer, et cetera. Can be parallel with the rollout of electricity. Another conspiracy worth diving into to unveil the mind. Yeah, that's true. The latter book mentioned shows clear evidence via the Lannister studies, where they prove that the germ theory is just that, a theory.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, the Lancaster studies. Yeah, this is. And then they start to go into terrain theory.
Top Lobster
Right, right. The study was performed during the outbreak of the Spanish flu and shows how hundreds of healthy volunteers were given infected people's bodily fluids via shots. Their faces coughed. Their faces coughed in by sick patients. Infected. Saliva sprayed in their mouths. Damn. And every other way you could possibly think to transmit fluid from one person to the other, and not one person got sick out of hundreds of healthy volunteers.
David Lee Corbo
You know what he's looking. So there. There's times where my son has been sick or my wife has been sick, and then there's the whole, like, sort of crip. Not the cryptic, but, you know, like the prophetic. Like, you're gonna get sick now. Like, the same way we're talking at the beginning of the show.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And there's been times where I've just been, like, overly confident. Like, no, I'm not. I ain't getting that. I'm gonna be fine. And, you know, I'm sitting there, I'm hugging, I'm sharing space, whatever, sharing the bed with my wife who's sick. Don't get sick.
Top Lobster
Yeah, that happens to me a lot. Like, I. With my wife, I'm. Like, I'm immune to her bullshit. Like, I can't. I can't really get sick from her. Weird.
David Lee Corbo
Emily says, look up the smallpox. Tess. Literally blowing scabs into people's noses.
Top Lobster
Wrong with these people.
David Lee Corbo
Fuck. That's really rough, dude.
Top Lobster
All right, let's. Let's continue. So he says, please look into the study and do not take my word for it as I'm too. As I'm just a retard finding my way through life, following the light of the one true God of all. Love, light and creation, Compassion begotten, son of Jesus Christ, Lord and savior. Okay. Very specific about who he's talking about. Thank you.
David Lee Corbo
Yes.
Top Lobster
I will soon get to how I came to the realization that with prayer, which exercised a demon from my body, gave me undoubtable proof. Proof that not only God exists, but Jesus is the answer. All right, go ahead. You pick it up, because I'm five pages in here. This is a long story shit, man.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. It does beg the question, how do we get sick from being around sick People the answer. As Nikola Tesla1 once put it, to understand our true reality we must think in terms of energy and frequency. Which also proves the invisible rainbow stance that electricity is the cause of dis ease as electricity is a frequency that is placed in in our environment from man made devices. That's interesting because that goes straight into like you know, we're talking to Matt Rife on early episodes, his first appearances, episode four I think. And it was like we were heavily discussing the. The implications of being bombarded by wi fi and, and Bluetooth and all this at all times constantly. And we know that that's not good. We know that it's only a matter of time until they're like ass cancer. We turned your colon into Swiss cheese by passing, you know, microwaves to it or what the ever. So yeah, that, that resonates with me. Resonates. It is not the natural electricity found in the magnetic resonance of the earth or the ether which for some reason was taken out of the periodic table of elements right when the Rockefellers took over the education system. May be a coincidence, but I do not believe in such nonsense based coincidences are for the gay or for the gays. Please look into electro culture as it employs using such frequencies to heal the soil and grow with astounding results. Shout out to cultivate elevate for uncovering that one for me. Slash us. And that's actually something that Rife was working on for a period of time. I don't know if he ever did it but we were talking about actually giving me the blueprints for it and he would buy the materials and then I would just weld these things together. But they were going to be sort of antenna that you would put around agriculture and that there's been studies that show that using this like grounding rod possibly made of like bronze or something like that or copper or maybe I'm just making those last two up. Actually had huge impacts on the overall size and yield of crops, increasing them significantly. So also another form of conspiracy research. As I am not a theorist, I am a researcher of truth and a and the lack thereof. Also based was the flat earth. Deep down the rabbit hole. I went and found a great series by Ewa Ranun on Telegram called the Lost History of flat earth. A 12 hour plus study on the topic of Tartaria. There are many great points by others. This was just one that fell me into it. Interesting way of saying that that fell me into it. It then hit me so clear and simple if this is our true reality it proves hands down that God exists. My mind was truly set free. I started seeing evidence of it in all that I did and saw. My favorite line from people when I discuss the subject is, what does it matter? That's a good question. It's not going to change my life after all. My daily life, after all. While they feverishly defend the globe model as if their life depended on it. A very interesting and repeating pattern in conversation with globe heads. Well, I can tell you that it shook my life to the core and changed everything about it at a fundamental level. Okay, rewind. Also, we do need to do a Flat Earth episode. We've had one attempt at it with the guys over at the phone booth podcast, but I made the mistake of instead of treating it like an introductory level episode, I just continued a conversation that I had had with them on the Ravens watch. And that was my fault. It was more like catching up with old homies than it was a crash course in the evidence for Flat Earth. So in that way, we still have. That's not their fault. That was just mine. Because, you know, you're, you're at the behest of the host of the show, and I was just kind of, you know, shooting the with them. So we do have to retouch on that at some point. Okay says, okay, rewind. It has been two weeks since I've been deathly sick now, terrified to eat or do anything. I then get Covid the bioweapon. I guess we'll be taking this off of YouTube. Well, everything's getting taken off of YouTube, most likely from the spike protein shedding that led to my first sickness two weeks prior. And that's exactly what you were just talking about. Top. And it was bad. Worse than the prior illness, which is saying something. One thing I did not mention is that the toxic buildup is also a cause of dis ease, as you probably know, as you had Jonathan Otto on recently, who was a huge help in guiding me from my illness to healthy treatments. Huh? Maybe we should be talking to Jonathan Otto about the red light therapy and whether or not he'd be interested in, in, you know, kind of maybe sponsoring the show. Because I, I, whenever we look at sponsors, it's like, I want to get things that are good to people. Van man purge suddenly Matt Rife's products. You know what I mean? Like, I want to do something that actually makes sense. Not like, you know, I don't know if you guys know this, but, like, the dick pills have just been knocking at the door constantly. They're constantly soliciting us like, hey, don't you want to sell your audience dick pills? Dick pills are like. They pay well and, you know, boners and. And we go, no, no, no, no. I think the. The audience needs something else because right now they're addicted heavily to spice and they don't need to be on. We don't know what happens when you take boner pills and you smell zombies.
Top Lobster
Zombies, boners. We don't need that.
David Lee Corbo
Maybe we should reach out to him. Okay, so you had Jonathan Otto on recently, who was a huge help in guiding me from my illness to healthy treatments. I've never been so sick. And again, I was barely surviving on a sip of water and broth per day as my throat was filled with broken glass again. Two weeks passed and another 35 pounds gone from my body. Damn, dude. This on, like, you know, Ozempic.
Top Lobster
£70.
David Lee Corbo
That's crazy. That's. That's real bad to lose. I wonder what they started off as. They said they were pretty healthy. My friend then miraculously, miraculously got his hands on Ivermectin, and I soon. And I took some, and it broke the snake venom off my T cells in one day. Wow. I was 50. Better the next day and the day after I had fully recovered after almost six weeks of hell, I was better in two days from a very simple and safe medicine. Please look into that medicine as it was truly sent by God. We just want to capitalize that cheat real quick.
Top Lobster
Yeah, he's doing that all over the place, though.
David Lee Corbo
Just gotta capitalize that cheat, baby. I've actually got several bottles showing up to that to the house shortly.
Top Lobster
This is.
David Lee Corbo
Apologies for the long story, but it is all relevant, I promise. Don't apologize. I like the long stories.
Top Lobster
We're still not into the story.
David Lee Corbo
Just been talking about Ivory. This has been an ad for Ivermectin. I then find myself on a website called Gene Decode, researching the bloodlines of the Illuminati and the corruption of a certain clan that has infiltrated every government institution and religion since the dawn of the Nephilim. And Nimrod, who shall remain nameless in history.
Top Lobster
Every other. Every other name. But we can't say Jews. Come on.
David Lee Corbo
Right?
Top Lobster
Come on.
David Lee Corbo
Is it Jews? Is that we're talking about. Is this like a Saturnalia kind of a deal? That's. That's interesting, man. Okay. All right. You know what? I just want to say this too. The other day we were on the topic of, like, the. The tribes. How many. How many tribes Are there the Abrahamic tribes?
Top Lobster
There's 12, and there's. They say that there's one lost one.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. So 13. Right. And isn't there 13 royal bloodlines? There's 13 royal bloodline families, and one of them is supposedly a breakaway one from that, that. That creates Trump's bloodline. What's interesting is I believe his family actually comes from Bavaria, which is where the Illuminati was originated, in Bavaria. So Trump's family comes from Bavaria, and I just find it fascinating that there's like 13 tribes, but then there's also 13 royal bloodlines, and I just wonder if that's like, enemies. You get what I'm saying?
Top Lobster
Yeah, like. Yeah, just competing. Competing factions.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Like, I was watching the. The inauguration and when they were bringing in the Mississippi Devils, interestingly enough, and they're playing, you know, it's. It's a. It's a. It's a band. One tuba. Now, I don't understand how an orchestra works or I don't understand how a band works. So there might be various reasons why you would do this, but only one tuba inside of the horn had the number 13 on a white piece of paper inside of it. And I looked for it again to see, like, oh, maybe that's just a way that they're, you know, sequencing people and it's. It's how you know where you got to stand or where you got to be or who you should be following. Look for the tuba with the number 13 inside of it. Maybe there's other people in the band who also have numbers associated with them. Nobody else had a number associated with them. Now, I'm not saying that I saw everybody in the band. I only saw the shots that the TV showed me and then whether or not I was even paying attention, whatever. But it's just fascinating to me that, that for some reason the number 13 was in that tuba. I was just, like, mulling over the inauguration in all its details, so, you know, it could have been absolutely nothing, but I did notice that, okay, so, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. On a website called Gene Decode, researching bloodlines of the Illuminati and the corruption of a certain clan that has infiltrated every government institution and religion since the dawn of the Nephilim and Nimrod, who shall remain nameless in this story. The website had several 1000 plus page books documenting such evidence to support such claims, as if we can't look around and see it. I then navigated to a tab that said Protection. I opened it, and in this Tab. There were several prayers that I had never read before. New to prayer and the concept of it having tangible results. I read the one that I shared with you here called the Protection and Clearing Invocation. A prayer that evokes Jesus Christ's protection. I read it through a couple of times, but was just so curious why this CIA whistleblower would have this as the way we fight back against the Illuminati and the deep state. Peculiar, to say the least. Very, very cool.
Top Lobster
Very. He's talking about this gene decode person. I'm on their website right now. Yeah, Trust in God. Seems like this person is. I gotta look more into this guy. We'll see what this dude's about. All right.
David Lee Corbo
Interesting. Interesting. Okay. So moving on with my life in the subsequent days after Covid, my spleen swelled up, which started during the mono attack. Damn. This dude's just fucking getting all kinds of sort of autoimmune issues so large that I could feel it clicking against my ribs. Agonizing torture and pain ensued over the course of the next two years. Brain fog and trouble concentrating at work. I had an episode after drinking coffee. Another killer from the adrenaline perspective. Enduring a constant state of fight or flight. Yep, probably exactly what I'm going through at all times. I stopped for a while and started drinking mate. But then my started bleeding and I decided to go back to coffee. I had an attack so bad, it felt like I was being stabbed in my spleen or it was about to explode. I went to the emergency room and they found that, yes, my spleen was so enlarged and to not get hit in it or fall off my bike. No spleen shots. Basically, we will remove your spleen or come back when you have cancer. Wow. Oh, bless this. Bless those doctors as they know not what they do. Yeah, you want to talk about a reductive, you know, modality for how to deal with this thing? It's like, yeah, either it's going to turn to cancer and we'll deal with it then, or we could just cut it out of you. And I never. I never believed in that, by the way. It's like, I don't think you have to get your wisdom tooth removed. I don't think you have to get your tonsils taken out. I don't think you have to get your. What's it, Your. Your gallbladder. They're like, oh, your gallbladder is useless. You could just get it removed. Like what? I don't fucking think so. I don't think there's anything in us that's an accident and that we just don't need. And it's meant to be removed. And it's like a lot of the medical industry has just like, oh, it's perfectly normal. Get your wisdom teeth pulled, get your tonsils removed and get your gallbladder pulled out.
Top Lobster
Like your spine fused. It's perfect.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it's perfectly fine. Yeah, you just fuse these things. I know they're supposed to move independently, but that's overrated.
Top Lobster
I mean, it's like medieval practices. We're not too much, too much more advanced from medieval practices of like, you know, cutting people's limbs off when shit goes, goes sideways, we're a little bit better. But yeah, I think people will look back at this, the technological age of modern medicine, of what we call modern medicine, and be like, that's barbaric, dude.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So he goes on to say which. Okay, another killer for the adrenaline perspective, enduring a constant state of fight or flight, which now my now weakened body could not tolerate. I had an attack so bad it felt like I was being stabbed in my spleen or it was about to explode. I. Okay, my bad, my bad. Bless those doctors for they now not what they do. Bless those who do not have Jesus and do not realize that because. So they worship the fallen ones. Yeah, yeah. I don't, I don't think it's. I. I think it's either veneration and worship to Jesus Christ and the Father or you're. What's the word? You're unconsciously giving it to something else. I don't think there's such thing as just like not partaking. I do think it. It happens whether or not you like it. Okay. Left to my own self healing journey and not that I was surprised as this had happened to me before, I would refuse any of their toxic frequency radiation scans that further irreparably damage your DNA and cells or remove my organs like some Ashkenazi doctors. I was left to discover the source of the sickness on my own. Armed with a substantial library of recently acquired knowledge, I dug deeper. How I found relief. Finally. Every day I would barely make it through work, staring blankly at my screen, trying to slap my face into servitude for the man so as not to lose my livelihood. Ugh. I would go home after work and lay on my floor starving but unable to eat as food and the lack of food would still leave me in ruin. I would lay not knowing I was fasting for my savior, asking God if this is where my story ended. Is this where I was going to die. God. One night it got so bad it felt as though my heart was being squeezed and suffocated by someone's hand and a knife was being twisted into my spleen with exclusive exclusion. Excruciating pleasure by the assailant. Though a far cry from having to punch myself to try to gain unconscious relief from my last malady. Malady. Melody.
Top Lobster
Malady.
David Lee Corbo
Malady. This is using big words. I'm thinking of melee. From my last melee, I decided to try to go to bed and what happened?
Top Lobster
I decided to try and go to bed and try to fall asleep. The agony intensified. I then remember the invocation prayer which I've shared with you guys in a separate attachment. And at the first millisecond I thought of Jesus's name via the protection of this prayer. I wasn't even able to remember the prayer, but just the gist of it and a demon's face as wide as I am tall. As wide as I am tall. Blood red with three. With horns three feet long. It looked exactly like a bull's skull with massive horns, covered in blood. No skin was ripped from my face. What? Wait a second, that's interesting. A demon's face as wide as he is tall and it's ripped from his face. I saw it and heard it plain as day with my eyes wide shut. My eyes were literally closed and it made the most blood curdling growl or pant with a slight bit of terror in the voice. As I have come to realize now how terrified of that name they are. As if pushed magnetically with me, with me, with a force from another world. So it was pushed magnetically with him from a force from another world. That's how it came out of him. Interesting. See?
David Lee Corbo
Wow.
Top Lobster
All right, so that's probably why NASA banned that name from being spoken in their facilities. Is that true?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I've heard that before. I don't know if it's true, but it's not the first time I've heard it. It's the same thing as like underground facilities, like, like dumbs. Deep underground military bases. You're also not allowed to use the name of Jesus Christ there either. But anecdotally, I've only ever heard it in stories.
Top Lobster
Let me write this in. In their facility, maybe some of their facilities. I. Because I couldn't imagine. I mean, just a regular office. I don't think people would imagine.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, you're going for like a, a, like a. I don't know, hold on. Entry level position interview. And they're like, yeah, it's this. How much it pays. This is how many days you get off sick days. Also, don't mention GP you. Geez, I just read somebody saying, don't mention Jesus Christ.
Top Lobster
Here's a little off ramp here. No, NASA did not officially ban the name of Jesus and his facilities. However, here's a story of the incident in 2015 that led to the confusion. So the incident. A group of Christian employees at NASA's. NASA's Johnson Space center in Houston, Texas, claimed that they were asked by NASA officials to stop using the name Jesus in an internal newsletter. The newsletter, which was distributed by the group for their Christian prayer meetings, included phrases like Jesus is our life and Jesus is our salvation. NASA cited concerns. NASA's response. They clarified that they did not prohibit the employees from discussing or expressing their faith in Jesus. The issue was related to the use of NASA's official channels and logos, which are required to remain neutral under government rules to avoid perception of endorsing religion. So the outcome is they were represented by the Liberty Institute, and they're arguing that their religious rights, religious freedoms were violated. NASA says that it supports its employees, but it has to remain neutral. That's like, I don't know. I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
That's very Jewish. Shout out. Emily says, NASA is Jews. So there you go.
Top Lobster
NASA is Jew. That's like a very Kanye west tweet. NASA is Jew. I'm a T shirt. That's just NASA is Jew.
David Lee Corbo
That's good. I like that one.
Top Lobster
Okay. That's interesting, though. Yeah. I don't. I don't necessarily believe what these people are saying, because if you're running around there saying, you know, all kinds of other stuff, I'm sure that they'd be okay with it. That's actually interesting, right? They're not okay with you saying Jesus. And it's not. It's. Maybe it's not necessarily because they're like, oh, we don't like Christians, and you guys like Jesus. Maybe it's because they just can't hear that name in some of these institutions. Like, they'll tell you, like, you can't say these things here. And they get mad when you do it.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah. It upsets them. I wonder if you were like, you know, if you said something about, like, Kronos, like a Saturn or something like that. Yeah, there you go. Def. Not Rapture. Spice says. Bet you can say Shiva, though, right? I wonder if. If CERN would have any qualms with you using the. The name of Jesus Christ if so then it's like, well, you've got a whole Shiva the Destroyer statue in your courtyard, homie.
Top Lobster
Shout out to Jamie. Yeah. NASA with two S's. The early years. I actually designed that shirt for Owen Benjamin. But, yes, great shirt. The two S's are the lightning bolt S's. Okay.
David Lee Corbo
There you go.
Top Lobster
Here we go. So suddenly, in that same second, all my pain went away. My eyes rolled in the back of my head, and I fell asleep instantly, as if Jesus had laid me to rest. I should mention that I was unable to sleep for over two years prior to this, since my first bout of sickness. So this was really the first time I was given reprieve for my sins. As I have come to understand following this event, I was rejoicing in my newfound faith in Jesus Christ and all that comes with that. Though I was still dealing with some spleen pain. Then I found barefoot grounding and how much the earth can heal you. I would lay with my bare torso nestled in a cleared patch of moist soil under my avocado tree, and after 30 minutes, my pain would be completely gone and my body felt amazing.
David Lee Corbo
That's interesting.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Oh, the grounding. Yeah. The even slower road to recovery. Because he's talking about. This is about electricity. I think he thinks the main culprit here is electricity. After finally finishing those books previously mentioned, I realized that we cannot eat like Jesus. Why we cannot eat like Jesus. We're not able to sustain our bodies on plant matter alone, even though the Essene Gospels of peace say so. For whatever reason, I do not fully understand, but I was finally able to eat food. After years of barely eating just vegetables. I had wasted away from 215 to 160 pounds. And he's six foot two.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it's pretty big because the lowest I've ever gotten down is like, 157. I'm 5 7. So, yeah, at 6 to 160 pounds, that's. That's thin. That's thin, baby boy.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Under one, like, when I start to get the 1 50s, I don't feel right. I'm like 58 around there. So, yeah, that's. That's kind of that small. I look like a skeleton. But strangely, I still had decent muscle strength. Once I started to eat meat again, I was able to gain my muscle and weight back. But it had been two years since my accidental exorcism and had not been an easy road back. I think the amount of fasting I did really was the key to allowing God to come into my life. The root Cause I then realized that they had put the three. Put three 5G towers at the end of my street. Damn.
David Lee Corbo
We've talked about that recently, right? Where it's like, you can look up plants that are, like, next to a 5G tower, and you'll see, like, the closer the plant matter to the tower, the proximity is like, it literally goes. The plant is dying, and it fares better the further away the plant matter is from the five GS. But at its closest, it's. It's dying. It's destitute. And so obviously it has effects on. On plant life. But I'm sure the one that's stationed on top of your, like, apartment building isn't doing anything to you.
Top Lobster
Yeah, this is. This sucks because, I mean, they. They put up a 5G tower next to my house. They. They designed it as a tree. It's just an abomination. And there's really not much you could do. Me and my wife actually spoke about this. We're like, what if. What will we do if like, like a company came because I have property, and they were like, hey, we want to build a 5G tower on, like, the back of your land. Can we do it?
David Lee Corbo
Shoot him in the chest.
Top Lobster
I told her, I said, honestly, we should say yes and then sell. Leave the property. Because what's going to happen is if we say no, they're going to go to our neighbors and they're going to say yes. And we're like, oh, right. That's exactly what's gonna happen there. Our neighbors are the kind of people, Jehovah's Witness, that go to Home Depot in 2024 with a mask on. So, like, they're 100% would say yes. They'll. They'll take the money from whatever, you know, they're gonna give us, like, take the money and leave because someone else is gonna do this to us, and then we'll be stuck. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
So this is a plan. Like, we literally have, like, a plan of if and when this shit happens. This is what. This is the move. It's unfortunate, but I don't know. I think it's the best move. So anyway, he had WI FI cameras around his house, the fastest WI fi available. He switched his entire House to LEDs and had solar installed on his roof. Yeah. So after reading the invisible rainbow, I disconnected my WI FI and my hardwired devices and hardwired my devices, got rid of the cameras as they were blanketing my house with harmful radiation. And I've since developed an allergy to Artificial light as well. He's the brother from Better Better Call Saul. Yeah, it's funny how they're banned. Oh, the incandescent light. This is what we were talking about recently. The LED lights versus the incandescent lights. He's changed all of his to incandescent again.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, the. The LED lights do something very strange. Like I said, I had them on my Christmas tree. And when you turn out the lights in the living room and it's just illuminated by the LED lights, it was like stop motion. Everything kind of felt like stop motion. And. And because of that, like, stop motion has, like, a creepy kind of vibe to it, and so it kind of gave everything a creepy vibe to it. Yeah, LEDs suck. Not. Not good. That's what they're doing to the street lights, too, right? They're turning them into, like, white lights or purple lights even. And I really do. I miss the amber lights. The warm amber lights. Yeah.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Something about the. The refractory period of that light makes things. I mean, it's probably easier for these entities to manifest under LED lights.
David Lee Corbo
I wonder, man. I wouldn't be surprised at all. Everything is vibration and frequency, right?
Top Lobster
Yeah. I mean, that adds a new esoteric level to your Christmas tree and which. Which I have five.
David Lee Corbo
Christmas tree. Right.
Top Lobster
Yeah. All right, so he's developed an allergy to artificial light. Funny how they're banned. Look, looking back at the combination of high frequency radiation, the COVID bioweapon spike protein shedding, and daily coffee that dumped toxic levels of adrenaline to my spleen and organs specifically, that introduced such a toxic burden and opened me up to possession. That is a sentence to say yes, but it's.
David Lee Corbo
But also, yes, true.
Top Lobster
Yeah, it's pop. I mean, if you don't think it's true, I don't know what you're thinking. I mean, mixing the medical and the spiritual, when. When do you come under spiritual attack, David? Is it when you're feeling your best, Your strongest? You know, like when you're.
David Lee Corbo
No, there's. There's. There's a lot of other things that come with it. Right. It's like. Yeah, there's. There's a sort of a sloth that comes with it. Like a laziness, a not wanting to go out, not wanting to be anywhere. There's, you know, oftentimes, like a little bit of a. A little under the weather. Right. So it's like you're. You're turned down by all metrics. And then once you get to a certain level, then these voices kind of get louder.
Top Lobster
Yeah, that's. And that's what it does. I mean we're going through that with a friend of the show right now where I think that they're a little bit turned down because of their own doing. But it's a, it's easy for these, these influences to whisper in your ear. Yeah. Turn down for what? It's all, it's all the same shit, dude. But like if you're, if you're physically weak, that's your first defense. Allows for a lot of this other stuff to sneak in. So go ahead and say a prayer for our good friend. Yeah, so 5G stands for fifth generation. And the FCC allows companies to crank up the frequency up to the thermal limit, which is what a Microwave works in. 297 gigs is the limit. And that's basically slowly cooking us, crushing our cells, close and die. Our blood clots and coagulates and you introduce a jab. I would have been dead. I believe spirits can use electricity and frequency to possess or affect us in ways we can't comprehend. And he's again 100% right.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
The lesson, the moral. I think this is our duty to spread this type of information and these stories so that others may learn from them and not suffer the same fate. We have a duty to send notices of liabilities to these places that allow these death towers to exist as we now have scientific evidence that shows the harmful effects of microwave towers. Please share this story these prayers links and books title yeah, I got to figure out a way to he. He. There's like eight other PDF prayers and stuff that he's.
David Lee Corbo
That's very cool. I actually don't even know where these came from. But I have these prayers that I, that I say every time I. Before I start a show. And this one is John 3:16, 17. This is the miracle prayer. I have another one somewhere, but I think it's. It's. It's good to like set the tone spiritually. I'd be very interested in seeing those PDFs and, and, and also these books definitely worth mentioning again. Let me go up real quick and see what they are. I know one of them was. Here we go. The Lost History of Flat Earth by Ewa Renault. It's actually, uh, not. That's a 12 hour study. I'm sorry, that's not the one. Uh, the Invisible Rainbow. That was one of the books, right?
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, I sent you the, the link to the email in the private chat, but. So then he has a PS which is like a second Email or a first email. It's very confusing. So he just says, hey, guys, I've been listening to your show a lot lately. Been loving it. Great span of topics and fun guests and listeners all around. Good banter. That makes the long commute to work a little less mundane. Okay, good. Anywho, I've been following along along with your Chronicle series and thought I might share my experiences that parallels your listeners, aside from the Spice angle. Oh, yeah, this guy wasn't on Spice. Yeah. Sorry for the disappointment.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, big disappointment, dude. Next. A little disappointment.
Top Lobster
Be better. Do better, Dustin. So it's a bit long. Feel free to. All right, so he's just basically saying, I should have read this before.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And see, like. Like we said, we don't read this at all. This is the most reading that I do in my life, period. So you guys are lucky that we're doing this full stop. Yeah. Anyway, he says the things he attached here, they're very powerful. Saved my life and showed that Jesus Christ is all powerful and real. I added an attachment as a PDF as well. Feel free to share. Feel free to share all the stuff. And I will somehow there's got. There'll probably be a. Probably be a way for me. Let me think about how I'm going to do this, and we'll put it in the description or something like that.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah. Maybe post those prayers on. On Twitter, too.
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, that might be a good idea.
David Lee Corbo
We should, because we, you know, that's our platform. We got a lot of clout on that one, so.
Top Lobster
Lizzy. Clout. It would ask it maybe, if it would be a good idea for us to reopen the community on Twitter. We have. I think it's called Nephilim Watch or something like that.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah. The community that we don't use whatsoever.
Top Lobster
Yeah, we should just open it up for people that I wouldn't. I don't even know how to find the community. Spice Boys, maybe. I mean, yeah, but we could open it up for everybody. Everyone to go, oh, here it is. Nephilim Watch. All right, Boom. Let's go ahead and pull that up.
David Lee Corbo
So, yes, we do have this.
Top Lobster
Yeah, we have to go in here and talk with the people. Maybe you guys join up and make this place a little more popping because we like to use Twitter a lot.
David Lee Corbo
So, yeah, I'll drop it in the Dangerous Retards chat. And. And hopefully the differentiation there is like, this is for spiritual conversation.
Top Lobster
Just go in there and drop whatever, talk to us. And Nephilim Watch, everyone that watches the show. Right?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Let them go in there. And then there's certain levels of funneling. There's also like, if you're cool enough, there is a Dangerous Retards chat and these people are constantly scanning. So, you know, behave.
David Lee Corbo
Yes, yes. Although there is. I've been made aware that there's actually a. What would you call it, a really good system for entry. So Emily Pareca, host of Nephilim Murder Crew, has made it so that basically what she does is she adds you to a list and then she monitors you for a period of time to see whether or not you'd be a good addition to the Dangerous Retards chat. So that's. It's out of my control. I don't have anything to do with that. I'm in there. I like to hang out and shoot the shit with all the dangerous retards, but I have no influence over that chat whatsoever. And so if you want to be a part of it, impress Emily.
Top Lobster
Dude, I go in there, I get treated like shit in there. This is not my chat. But we're just.
David Lee Corbo
Every time I show up, they say terrible things to me and then I just keep showing up.
Top Lobster
Yeah, all right, all right, this is. This is enough. Any other plugs before we get out of here? Because it's two hour episode, man.
David Lee Corbo
Well, no, I guess so. You know, once again, guys, don't forget to go to toplopster.com pick up your dangerous Retards holsters. We have partnered with Snappy Holster to bring you some super dope tactical gear. And more things are coming in the future. I think we're working on plate carriers and maybe even potentially rifle slings. All kinds of dope designs await you over@toplopster.com including top. Go to the front page because I know it's not NDS merch, but you've got a couple of bangers on there. Quickly became one of my favorite shirts. The Psyop season one is incredible. I love that shirt. And Too Retarded to Stop is an absolute banger. Those are two great designs. So all kinds of fun waits you.
Top Lobster
Over at B's a mess. I mean, there's a couple of new ones that I'm going to be releasing. One of the ones that I've been waiting on to do. But this will be ready, I'd like to say hopefully by the end of this week or next week, we're going to have the Letterman's up for sale because I have all that, the embroidery, the stitched embroidery, ready to Go. I also have a bunch of small top lobster patches, which we're going to be like. Like, sweatpants and other things. So, like, every. Every shirt going forward, we'll see how it goes. Or every hoodie will have, like, an embroidered top lobster. Like, think of the champion on. On the wrist or something like that. So we're trying to make it a little more professional looking like that. And mugs. Mugs. Drinkware, piss cups are available.
David Lee Corbo
Let's go. Can we get a timeline cleanse, Piss jug? I wouldn't mind that. That'd be cool.
Top Lobster
Yeah, we're going to do all that. So that's going to be probably the end of this week. We just got the infrastructure to do it. So there you go. Psyop are available.
David Lee Corbo
It's not out.
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah, no, they're out. Yeah, they're on. Where are they? They're over here on Top Loft. So you just got to go to my. My brand. Yes, right there. And then you go all the way to the bottom.
David Lee Corbo
Great design. Great design. The Psyop beanie, the font, the color, everything is.
Top Lobster
It's.
David Lee Corbo
It's a very cool. Very cool beanie. Look at that. That is dope.
Top Lobster
All the way at the bottom. All right, guys, that's enough plugging from me. We'll see you next time you have anything else to say. David.
David Lee Corbo
Patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad. Support us over there. I know a lot of people on the YouTube are upset about our catalog being gone. It's because we were gonna lose the whole YouTube channel. So. Rumble and patreon.com great places to find our full video catalog.
Top Lobster
I sent out the cloak to Scott. I don't know you're talking about with the book bag, but you got a cloak and you got a couple of other cool stuff I want to see.
David Lee Corbo
Scott, if we don't get pictures of you in that fucking cloak. Daddy. I want to see you. That beautiful set of hair, that mustache. In a cloak. Yes. And then we're going to be using it for promotional purposes. Thank you very much. To promote a book that we no longer sell.
Top Lobster
Don't forget to obey. Submit. Comply. Bye.
David Lee Corbo
The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. If you can persuade them that what.
Top Lobster
They see with their eyes is what there is to see.
David Lee Corbo
Because they'll laugh in the face of.
Top Lobster
An explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's happening.
David Lee Corbo
And they have.
Nephilim Death Squad - Episode 009: NDS Chronicles - Auto Piloerection
Release Date: January 23, 2025
In Episode 009 of Nephilim Death Squad (NDS), hosts David Lee Corbo (also known as Raven) and Top Lobster delve deep into paranormal and conspiratorial phenomena through a Biblical lens. This episode primarily focuses on viewer-submitted experiences, discussions on spiritual warfare, and reflections on modern societal issues intertwined with their overarching themes of belief and skepticism.
Timestamp: [04:30] - [15:21]
Sunny shares a chilling account of his encounter with a supernatural entity during an episode of sleep paralysis. Living in a crowded household in 2010, Sunny describes the night he experienced paralysis and an apparition:
Sunny: "About 8 PM, I put my son to sleep in my bed and read for an hour. It was not long after midnight, 12:06 to be exact. My eyes popped open. I saw this human-looking black shape floating above me, paralyzed and terrified." [06:09]
The entity, resembling a woman with a prominent "V" symbol around her neck, interacted ominously with Sunny and his son by presenting a rectangular black box. Attempting to protect his child, Sunny reached for the box, triggering the entity's anger and resulting in physical convulsions.
Top Lobster: "I like that, Raven. It feels like not only professional, but it feels like you really care about us." [03:58]
David and Top discuss the nature of such entities, pondering whether they are technological constructs or spiritual beings. They explore symbolism, such as the "V for victory," linking it to broader conspiratorial narratives surrounding political events like inaugurations.
David Lee Corbo: "Where they just pass legislation in the form of an executive order, they're no longer going to formally recognize any alternative pronouns." [06:20]
The discussion extends to parallels with other paranormal experiences, emphasizing the dichotomy between physical paralysis and perceived spiritual torment.
Top Lobster: "It felt like this thing's moving toward the sun, that it was here for my child." [06:55]
Timestamp: [15:23] - [25:30]
Before delving into the second viewer submission, David and Top briefly review Tony Merkel's podcast The Confessionals, specifically Episode 721. They highlight a narrative where an individual describes encountering entities while friends appeared physically paralyzed. The conversation touches on the complexities of distinguishing between psychiatric conditions and genuine paranormal phenomena.
David Lee Corbo: "When you say your sister saw you moving and didn't want to wake you, but you definitively were not moving and were paralyzed, it just feels like you're in a sort of a slip where your physical body is doing one thing, but your perception of your reality... is doing something different." [15:52]
The hosts analyze the concept of dual realities—physical and spiritual—and how experiences in one realm can manifest differently in the other. They discuss the limitations of telepathy versus verbal prayer in spiritual warfare, suggesting that the inability of certain entities to communicate verbally might indicate a strategic disadvantage.
Top Lobster: "They use telekinesis, which you can get if you join at the 33 level on Patreon." [19:08]
Timestamp: [26:17] - [133:25]
Joel narrates his transformative journey from severe illness to spiritual awakening, attributing his recovery to divine intervention and the power of prayer. His story begins with a tumultuous health crisis in 2011, where a botched ankle surgery led to debilitating nerve damage. Over the years, Joel describes a series of escalating health issues exacerbated by external factors like 5G towers and vaccinations, which he believes contributed to his spiritual possession.
Joel: "I've been listening to your show a lot lately. Been loving it. Great span of topics and fun guests and listeners all around." [126:34]
Through extensive self-research, Joel explores alternative health theories, including the Invisible Rainbow by Arthur Firstenberg and critiques of Western medicine. His pivotal moment occurs during a near-death experience where, amidst extreme pain, he invokes Jesus' name, resulting in immediate relief and what he describes as an "accidental exorcism."
Joel: "The agony intensified. I then remember the invocation prayer which I've shared with you guys in a separate attachment." [123:44]
David and Top engage in a discussion about the interplay between physical ailments and spiritual battles, debating the efficacy of prayer, grounding, and alternative therapies in combating what they perceive as spiritual oppression.
David Lee Corbo: "I'm convinced it's a case of mind over matter. I believed that dream so fully that I physically manifested symptoms of those bites and caused the sickness." [33:58]
Joel's narrative also touches on conspiracy theories related to government institutions, the Illuminati, and deep-state influences, further intertwining his personal experiences with broader societal critiques.
Joel: "I'm looking at the inauguration in all its details... the number 13 was in that tuba." [121:07]
Timestamp: [19:02] - [70:46]
Throughout the episode, David and Top engage in philosophical debates about the nature of evil, the role of Satan, and the complexities of spiritual warfare. They explore Biblical references, such as Daniel 7, to contextualize their understanding of good versus evil forces.
David Lee Corbo: "There is no single question mark in that whole thing." [62:45]
The hosts ponder whether perceived strengths of supernatural entities might actually be weaknesses, particularly in their ability to engage in verbal prophecy versus telepathic communication.
Top Lobster: "So, you're saying, if a demon can't speak prophecy, it's actually at a disadvantage." [22:03]
They also discuss the significance of names and their meanings, drawing connections between appellations like Joel and David to their Biblical counterparts, emphasizing the spiritual importance of identity.
David Lee Corbo: "Joel is a Hebrew name that means Yahweh is God." [66:56]
Timestamp: [70:46] - [133:25]
The latter part of the episode shifts focus to broader conspiracy theories, including the influence of 5G technology, the legitimacy of germ theory, and the role of secret societies like the Illuminati in shaping global events. Joel's experiences serve as a catalyst for these discussions, where the hosts critique mainstream medical practices and advocate for alternative health solutions.
Top Lobster: "We've got various amounts of the same stuff, whether you're vaccinated or unvaccinated." [86:44]
They debate the ethical implications of government-imposed medical interventions, expressing skepticism towards pharmaceutical solutions and promoting natural remedies and spiritual practices as means of protection and healing.
David Lee Corbo: "I think spirits can use electricity and frequency to possess or affect us in ways we can't comprehend." [125:10]
The hosts encourage listeners to question societal norms, engage in spiritual defenses, and seek enlightenment through both faith and alternative research sources.
Top Lobster: "We have a duty to spread this type of information and these stories so that others may learn from them and not suffer the same fate." [125:46]
David Lee Corbo: "I'm convinced it's a case of mind over matter. I believed that dream so fully that I physically manifested symptoms of those bites and caused the sickness." [33:58]
Top Lobster: "A prayer that evokes Jesus Christ's protection. I read it through a couple of times, but was just so curious why this CIA whistleblower would have this as the way we fight back against the Illuminati and the deep state." [127:07]
Joel: "Suddenly, in that same second, all my pain went away. My eyes rolled in the back of my head, and I fell asleep instantly, as if Jesus had laid me to rest." [117:22]
Episode 009 of Nephilim Death Squad offers a profound exploration of personal paranormal experiences intertwined with broader conspiracy theories and spiritual discourse. Through viewer submissions and host discussions, the episode encourages listeners to question conventional narratives, seek deeper spiritual understanding, and remain vigilant against perceived manipulative forces in modern society.
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