011: NDS Chronicles - Power Team Pt. 1

Summary

Nephilim Death Squad Episode 011: NDS Chronicles - Power Team Pt. 1

Release Date: February 6, 2025
Hosts: Top Lobsta and Raven (David Lee Corbo)
Description: In this episode of Nephilim Death Squad, hosts Top Lobsta and Raven delve deep into the realm of conspiracies through a Biblical lens, featuring compelling paranormal testimonies from listeners. The episode focuses on the legacy of the "Power Team," a group of Christian strongmen who combined feats of physical strength with evangelical missions.

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1. Introduction to NDS Chronicles

The episode kicks off with Top Lobsta and Raven addressing their audience, setting the stage for a deep dive into listener-submitted paranormal stories. They emphasize the show's commitment to exploring conspiracies intertwined with Biblical narratives, aiming to provide both entertaining and insightful discussions.

2. The Power Team Legacy

[04:55] Raven:
"We have Callum lined up. Callum says, yeah, let's do Callum."

The hosts introduce Callum, a listener who shares his family's profound involvement with the "Power Team." This Christian strongman group was renowned for performing incredible feats of strength as a means to inspire and convert individuals to Christianity. Through acts like bending steel bars and ripping phone books in half, the Power Team aimed to demonstrate the power of faith combined with physical prowess.

Notable Quote:
[07:31] Raven:
"This is legendary stuff. These are the kinds of stories that inspire others to seek strength both spiritually and physically."

3. Spiritual Warfare and Family Dynamics

Callum recounts how his father, a prominent member of the Power Team, used his strength not only for entertainment but also for spiritual warfare. The stories highlight intense confrontations with demonic forces, showcasing battles that went beyond the physical realm.

[16:07] Raven:
"Once you get into the content creation space, sometimes feathers get ruffled."

The discussion delves into the challenges faced by families deeply rooted in spiritual missions, especially when confronted with internal and external adversities. The hosts reflect on the balance between maintaining one's faith and dealing with real-world pressures.

Notable Quote:
[63:20] Top Lobsta:
"Christ likeness and manhood are synonymous."

4. Listener Stories: Exorcisms and Miracles

Throughout the episode, several listener-submitted stories are shared, each narrating encounters with the supernatural:

• Healing Through Prayer:
  A tale of a woman healed from vocal cord lesions after fervent prayers, only to later experience internal conflicts about her faith.

• Cowboy Ghost Encounter:
  An account of witnessing a spectral cowboy in the Arizona desert, symbolizing the ongoing battle between good and evil.

• Stage Collapse Incident:
  Raven's father experiences a stage collapse during a sermon, an event that intensifies the spiritual warfare surrounding their family.

Notable Quote:
[101:00] Raven:
"Legends are still people, and the mightiest warriors get the hardest wars."

5. Reflections on Modern Spirituality and Masculinity

The hosts engage in a broader conversation about the state of modern spirituality, masculinity, and the perception of strength. They critique contemporary movements that label traditional masculinity as "toxic," contrasting it with the embodiment of strength and faith represented by the Power Team.

[64:12] Raven:
"We are in a war against masculinity in very many ways."

6. Conclusion and Final Thoughts

As the episode wraps up, Top Lobsta and Raven encourage listeners to pursue their faith with both spiritual and physical strength. They emphasize the importance of resilience in the face of adversity and the enduring power of belief.

Notable Quote:
[137:58] Top Lobsta:
"If you can smash cinder blocks with your forehead and run through two by fours, I go, okay, you can teach me stuff."

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Key Takeaways:

• Integration of Faith and Strength: The Power Team exemplifies the blend of physical prowess with evangelical missions, serving as a beacon for those seeking to strengthen both mind and spirit.

• Challenges of Spiritual Warfare: Engaging in spiritual battles can lead to personal and familial struggles, highlighting the need for steadfast faith and support systems.

• Modern Critiques: The episode critically examines how contemporary society views masculinity and spirituality, advocating for a return to foundational strengths rooted in faith.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Raven at [07:31]:
  "This is legendary stuff. These are the kinds of stories that inspire others to seek strength both spiritually and physically."

• Top Lobsta at [63:20]:
  "Christ likeness and manhood are synonymous."

• Top Lobsta at [137:58]:
  "If you can smash cinder blocks with your forehead and run through two by fours, I go, okay, you can teach me stuff."

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Episode Insights:

Nephilim Death Squad Episode 011 masterfully intertwines listener stories with the hosts' reflections, offering a nuanced exploration of faith, strength, and the unseen battles that shape lives. By highlighting the extraordinary legacy of the Power Team and personal testimonies of spiritual encounters, the episode serves as both inspiration and a cautionary tale about the complexities of spiritual warfare.

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Note: This summary intentionally omits repetitive promotional content and focuses solely on the substantive discussions and stories presented during the episode.

Transcript

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[David Lee Corbo]

Hint, it's not bourbon.

[Captain Morgan]

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[Top Lobster]

And Stop Productions. We are being hypnotized by people like this. News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in.

[Captain Morgan]

A world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.

[Top Lobster]

The chasm between what we told is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Going on and what is really going on is absolutely.

[Top Lobster]

Oh yeah, dude, there's some nephilim.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying what happened to the home of the brave. These control us now when no one's talking about how they made us f slaves and everybody's just walking around heading the clouds. I want to wake up to a dead in the grave by this.

[Top Lobster]

Too late.

[David Lee Corbo]

We need to be ready to raise up. Welcome to the end of day, everybody. Slaves. Only some are aware that the government. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony. My name is David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven, and that is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. Is this going to be a 30 second preview? Are we going to cut these people off? Should we go through that spiel?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

We'll play it. I don't want them to know we're going to take it away from them. Guys, this is only a 30 minute preview. Sometime around the 30 minute mark, we're going live exclusively to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad. If you'd like to continue watching, enjoying a ad free viewing experience and also gaining access to the episode before the pores, I mean the other people, then you can do so [e-mail] backslash nephilim death squad. There's also a little discount code in there for you for [e-mail] that's cool too. You can get that. Oh, plus our episode that we just did with Nick of the Occult Rejects, which I thought was a great conversation. Some of you got to watch it. And by some of you, I mean the Patreon elite got to watch.

[Top Lobster]

You can watch it ad free and early. You can also buy some Top lobster merch, as always. But let's get into the show because we were supposed to have a different show for you today, but we are quick on our feet. So we're going to be giving you guys actual good content. Most likely probably not good content, but content in general. You will be.

[David Lee Corbo]

Will be giving you content.

[Top Lobster]

This is where we're at. It's the fall of America, and you guys just want content. You just want content to fill your content hole. So we're going to give you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Everything is on fire. Everything's falling apart. The Antichrist just became the president, and they're like, oh, give me more content.

[Top Lobster]

Put it in my content holes. And we're like, which hole do you want it, daddy? Because we gave. We put it in one hole before at 10 morning, and now we're back here at 2pm we're going to put it in the next hole. Baby. I didn't even take a shower. Haram Life podcast.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's right. Haram Life podcast. That's what we're talking about. Uh, let's see. That's our first story is from the guys over at Haram Life Podcast. Top. Can you saw them, please?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we were talking on Thomas's show. Or was it Nate's show? Was it Reality's Ours with Tom's?

[David Lee Corbo]

Whatever we seen, I think it was Reality's Ours.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Yes, we mentioned that we do this, and they're like, this seems like a very serious show. We said, you should pop over, and they said, hey, up, ship happened to me. And I was like, you know what? Email me, bro. And he did. So here we go. Just a little background. I'm from New York City. Disgusting. You know what? Let's read another email.

[David Lee Corbo]

The end, right? There was a horrifying story, actually, from start to finish.

[Top Lobster]

Callum. We have Callum lined up. Callum says, yeah, let's do Callum. Hello, I'm dead serious. Hello, Nephilim D Squad. This is Callum. What's up, Callum? Your podcast is awesome. So many things I have thought confirmed. That's right. You people listen to us for the confirmation bias. So please that's it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, they. They wait for us to tell them that they're correct.

[Top Lobster]

Which, yeah, you can go into a real nice C hole over here. Confirmation bias. And fill your content holes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whether it's your content hole or your confirmation bias hole, we're filling it up. Oh, Callum. Here he is. I got him. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's just stuff in your content holes. All right. A bit about myself. My name is Callum. Maybe we'll get back to you. Haram life. But you started off bad.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, you probably should have thought about it before. You were from New York City.

[Top Lobster]

My name is Callum. I live in New Zealand. Look.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's better. That's better. I like. New Zealand's cool. That's where they filmed the Lord of the Rings, dude.

[Top Lobster]

I know. But you know what? They're not as cucked as Australia. So I suppose we can finish reading this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, this next line is cool. Maybe we should be nice to them.

[Top Lobster]

I make rum. Exceptional high, very high value rum. He wants us to know I am married and have two kids. So he's not gay. Makes rum from an island that is next to a gay island. I am also a Christian. Pretty cool. And I'm convinced that the elites are in bed with the devil. Yes, us too. I like how we're just massaging our sea holes right now. Like, this is my confirmation hole and he's just rubbing his fingers over all around the room. Get it nice and confirmed. All right. Have you ever looked into Tibet? I'm feeling silly because we were just listening. We were watching some really good content while we were waiting for our guests to show up.

[David Lee Corbo]

I gotta tell. I'm gonna. Because it. No, because the chat is here. I want to tell the chat what we were watching. What we were watching was congratulations to Gray Pill podcast. Yesterday was his one year anniversary. I want to tell them. And. And towards the end of it, he. He. He made his wife. I think actually it was the chat that made his wife angry. But either way, the chat.

[Top Lobster]

We're not gonna say who in the chat.

[David Lee Corbo]

Just it was me. It was me. And it was also top. And maybe a bunch of other people.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't do it. I was very nice.

[David Lee Corbo]

You played a role in it. You played a role in it. So. So what ends up happening is they get into a. A fight because she gets. She's. Because, you know, because we're being mean and shout out Olivia and. And at one point, towards the end of like a fucking 15 hour stream, something like un. Ungodly like that.

[Top Lobster]

I feel like I have to play it because it's.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, don't play it. Don't play it. Don't play.

[Top Lobster]

When he plays. When he starts playing the piano.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, when he starts playing the piano. Ass Butt. Shout out to Ass Butt. Who is the realest mvp? You want to talk about a talent, an underrated talent. It's Ass Butt. His ability to carry and steer the ship. As Jules was off camera, getting berated.

[Top Lobster]

We gotta do it. We have to, because it's the greatest thing I've ever seen. I was. I hope Ass Butt is watching, because, dude, powerful performance here.

[David Lee Corbo]

Powerful. Ass Butt.

[Captain Morgan]

If you love hurricanes, daiquiris, and, well, any rum cocktail. Listen up. Captain Morgan's about to shake things up like never before. We're talking Bourbon Street, New Orleans, home to legendary drinks and unforgettable moments. But what if we told you the most iconic cocktails here have one thing in common?

[David Lee Corbo]

Hint, it's not bourbon.

[Captain Morgan]

That's right, it's rum. And Captain Morgan is bringing unforgettable fun to Bourbon street in a way you won't want to miss. Get ready for something big. As we gear up for Super Bowl Lix, make sure to keep your eyes on NOLA's most iconic street. Who knows? Bourbon street might just need a new name. Stay tuned for clues and get ready for the most legendary adventure yet. Please drink responsibly. Captain Morgan Original Spice rum, 35% alcohol by volume. Captain Morgan Rum Company, New York, New York.

[Top Lobster]

Powerful ass. But just like 30 seconds of this, we don't know what's going on, but it's very funny. And it's. The Arcane said this couldn't be a more terrible ending. We love you, Jules. Jules and the stream. Jules and the stream, come to Horseshoe's hand grenades. I'm not stoned. I'm drunk. Okay, Maybe a little cocaine.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, well, he didn't get a hold of you, so.

[Top Lobster]

Thank God no one can end this but Jules. Okay, there we go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Boom. Look at this.

[Top Lobster]

Love it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Incredible. Oh, my God.

[Top Lobster]

And just plays as the ship goes down. It's just the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I'm so happy that I was part of it. It's. I'm sad that it went down the way it did at the end, but. Jesus Christ, dude. What?

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Look, look. This is. This is what happens when you. When you get into the content creation space. You know, sometimes feathers get ruffled. But I really just want to say congratulations to Gray Pill. Yeah. The Hulk music. Was it the sad walking Away. Hulk music.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, it's a different song. It's a different song.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God. But. But when. When, you know, just. Just shout out to Jules for his one year podcasting and then also shout out to ass butt. Because a man under pressure. A man under pressure is what we.

[Top Lobster]

Should have played it under pressure.

[David Lee Corbo]

Honestly, he had every ability to just go, hey, guys, I'm gonna turn up the mic so we can hear this. You know what I mean? Like, he could have just really been silent and allowed. Instead, he ran cover for him, which was incredible. He played music, quality music, in order to try to drown out the sounds of couples arguing.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, well, it wasn't an argument. He could have actually been playing, like music over a rape. So he's probably playing like. That's true. What I would say is that this is interruption interference in. In investigation and active investigation and evidence could be in trouble for what you did there. But, hey, dude, I liked it. So anyway, have you ever been looked into tobacco bands around the world? Callum says number of deaths and ages of deaths don't really make sense to me. A lot of cancer studies can't even be reproduced when the subject smokes. Yeah, we. That's something we talked about. Like, that was a St. Peters thing. We were like, what the is this guy? He's. He says a lot of stuff. That's right. About the Jews. But then he said some stuff about nicotine and we weren't sure. Then what's his name, Dr. Jonathan Otto came on.

[David Lee Corbo]

Jonathan Otto came? Yeah. Yeah, he crushed. He crashed. Convinced me pretty well. Yeah. I mean, besides the pit. Well, I mean, look, I'm not gonna argue with a man splashing piss on his face who's got the skin of a newborn baby. His face is flawless. It's flawless. It's also almost featureless. What the fuck did you say, Gorbo? I don't know. Yeah, beats me, man. But, yeah, Jonathan Otto, he has quite a wealth of knowledge. Also quite a bit of piss on his face, and he looks great for it. So who am I?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, who are we to say there's no studies that prove him wrong? There's no studies that prove him right either. But yeah, there is a. Obviously there's some science out there that's. That talks about the same receptors that would readily hold on to neurotoxins or. I think it's like the snake venom, right? It's. Or was it the toxins that.

[David Lee Corbo]

So. So I forget what the receptors are called. I've been calling them nicotine receptors. Somebody pointed out to me that it's like B1 receptors or something is like an actual terminology. But you. So the venoms will attach to these receptors, but nicotine is preferable. And so the body will boot off the. The venoms if given the opportunity to. To grab a hold of nicotine instead.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Oh, by the way, I. That's. I've. I've been wearing this shirt all day and I'm like walking around the stores with my kids, like at Winn Dixie and, and people looking at me. I'm like the. You looking at. And I was like, I'm wearing a shirt that says two wolves inside of me. One's autistic, the other one's. And then it says I am gay at the very bottom. And I have two. I have a four year old and a six year old. And I'm just like walking through a supermarket.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm like, well, this is Florida. So mostly they're just pissed off that gays have a kid.

[Top Lobster]

He said he's gay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Fuck that guy. How much you pay for that kid? Yeah, I did the same thing. I went out yesterday. No, not yesterday. A couple days ago. And I was wearing my dangerous retard shirt and, and I got. Actually people seemed like they really liked it. I got a lot of smiles and laughs.

[Top Lobster]

So, yeah, they do like this. Really like that old people like the dangerous retard shirt when I wear that for whatever reason. They don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's. It was mostly old people that were feeling it.

[Top Lobster]

I think they don't like the Two Wolves shirt because they, they're more inclined to wear a Two Wolves shirt. They. They love that. But then they're like retarded.

[David Lee Corbo]

They don't like the gays. They don't like the gays.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they're like, I love vaccines. All right. Anyway, so he goes to top it off, the venom vector, like you had explored in one of your episodes is what we're talking about. Ivermectin also uses the same pathway which is helped during COVID Right. So, yeah, it's the, it's the pathways that we're talking about. And the nicotine will block this pathway to toxins and neural chemicals. He continues, my thoughts are that has been a plan in motive to remove nicotine and smoking enough that their venoms and new diseases would be more effective. Yeah, they encourage euthanasia, diabetes, drug use, prescriptions that slowly kill you, abortion, and the list goes on. Basically everything that ensures more deaths and killing, but absolutely forbids smoking. It's not that they forbid it, but they have, like, it is funny to see them. Like, you're not allowed to run commercials for smoking anymore. Like, you can't have Joe Camel. Which I get it, because, like, kids.

[David Lee Corbo]

Are the Marlboro Man. The marble.

[Top Lobster]

The Marlboro man. Yeah. Or like, you know, the Russian guy with Marlboro Reds. No, you can't have that. But you could have. I don't watch TV anymore, but when I do check it out, it's like, you know, entreprescen. It's like for some girl in a beach and she's like, she got rid of her psoriasis by taking this pill. May cause heart failure, kidney failure, prolapse, lungs.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like, that's really the thing, right? It's like we, we all recognize that during the vid, during the height of the vid, that we kind of stopped and went, wait a second, you're giving us like free medical interventions? Like, you know how much insulin costs? You know how many people are like drowning in medical bills, but you're gonna roll out a mass inoculation for free? Wait, you're gonna give me a burger to take it for free?

[Top Lobster]

For free?

[David Lee Corbo]

For free. You're gonna do that for free? Like, no, baby, they don't do nothing for free. That's good for us. So the idea that they're just like, oh, we really want you to stop having cancer. So we're gonna put a disproportionate amount of effort and money into campaigns to stop you from smoking cigarettes.

[Top Lobster]

It's like, really, if you're the product and yeah, that's what's going on here. So it's like basically everything that ensures more deaths and killing is absolutely forbid. Not seriously, not quite as much in America, but everywhere else, because it's so bad for you. See, this is what I was saying. New Zealand is probably just as gay as Australia, I assume, because that's where Israel Adesanya comes from.

[David Lee Corbo]

Which, by the way, look at Matthew Lane doesn't even love us anymore. He says, how the did you guys take so long to get onto this? Ball Busters was interviewing that chiropractor that dropped that. That years ago. We're only one year old.

[Top Lobster]

One year old boy.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're just little, little baby boys lost before us. You got to give us some time.

[Top Lobster]

Thanks for being a subscriber.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's Matthew Lane. I know him. He likes us. He's just being a dick.

[Top Lobster]

You're being a little, a little meanie. So he says, anyway, whatever it was a tough break for Israel. Adesanya got knocked out. It was really bad. One of the guys that I like you rude against, but I kind of was hoping that he would make a little bit of a comeback, but it's a tough sport. You have to be healthy. You're killing everyone around you with your secondhand smoke. I don't buy it. What do you guys think? I don't particularly enjoy the smell of smoke. I think that people who do it and then blow it in your face are a little bit obnoxious. Yeah, I would say that about weed as well. Which. Weed is something that I will take part in occasionally. So it's not like, yeah, I don't smoke cigarettes, though, and. But I also don't enjoy if somebody blows weed in my face. Izzy's over. Izzy's a great striker. Cheney, come on.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, Cheney. Now, you know, I. I always thought Izzy was pretty great, but he made some decisions, like the nail painting. I was like, at the height of dog.

[Top Lobster]

Not good.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's not good. Not good. I like Chaney knows her, though, when it comes to fighting, I'll give her that.

[Top Lobster]

The thing about Izzy is, like, he's. He's one of these guys just like Anderson Silva. He's like, great movement, and it doesn't have much power. So that's not going to bail you out when you get a little bit older and once your reflexes begin to slow down just a little bit. He's 36 now or something like that, which is my age. It. These guys are just younger and just a little bit faster. And that dude caught him with an overhand right. He wouldn't have been caught by that two years ago. But it's just a tough sport, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's different. Izzy, you can only take so many things. But yeah, yeah, I mean, on the, on the smoking thing, I. We pretty much laid out what I think I'm a big fan of. Of cigars. Well, these are big fans. I have a cigar a couple times a month. Maybe. I used to have it more often. I don't do that now. But I. I have been looking at this situation. Like, all the information is there. Should I be smoking, like, American spirits, or should I be, like, buying tobacco and rolling my own cigarettes? You know what I mean? Because it. To me, we've had enough of these conversations. Jonathan Otto was just one of the conversations that we had on the topic of. Of venoms. I forgot who else we spok. Well, we went in it at length, and there was a lot of convincing Information there for me. I don't know. I mean, would you ever pick up smoking just because, you know, who knows who's shedding their vaccines all over you? Disgusting vaccine.

[Top Lobster]

Well, our last. Our previous guest. I mean, if you guys were patrons, you see that? He chain smoked the entire episode. Pretty healthy. Looked pretty healthy to me. He did alpha. Pretty Alpha, too. It looked cool. Cheney, this isn't. You know, Cheney, I usually will just continue and stay on topic with the show, but how dare you say this? Accidentally knocking out Pereira. I'm a big Alex Pereira fan, but hey, dude, he hit him. Like, he hit him right in the temple. Like, that was like. He didn't throw that punch by accident. Whatever. This is a discussion for another time.

[David Lee Corbo]

Being purposely inflammatory.

[Top Lobster]

She's being obtuse and inflammatory. That's fine, Cheney. We can. Come on. You come on the show soon.

[David Lee Corbo]

Against Izzy. That's another guy that doesn't have that put away power.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, come on. We'll talk about this. Anyway, Callum says, I. I would love to send you guys some of the rums I make. If you have a mailing address, I.

[David Lee Corbo]

Would love to get you my personal.

[Top Lobster]

Address, Sir, I don't have a mailing address. Where do we get. Yeah, no, I would. I would totally. I think maybe, if you don't mind. Yeah, that would be great. Is it legal? Can they send rum from. If it's illegal?

[David Lee Corbo]

Send more. Send extra. I like just the feeling of, like, being, like, how cool am I that I'm getting illegal things. I was gonna get a P.O. box, but I can. It's like 100 and something bucks. I'm like, I don't know that anybody's gonna send me anything. So I'm not gonna get a. A PO box?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we'll get a PO box for NDs when, you know, a little bit down the road. So anyway, he says, looking forward to hearing from you. Kind regards, Callum. This is a short one.

[David Lee Corbo]

Thank you.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you, Callum. I think we should. Can you put a note that maybe, like, we should message him? If it's not too much, I would like to try your rum. I have been enjoying the occasional sangria lately. I've been making that, so. With some New Zealand rum from a believer would be pretty damn cool.

[Captain Morgan]

If you love hurricanes, daiquiris, and, well, any rum cocktail. Listen up. Captain Morgan's about to shake things up like never before. We're talking Bourbon Street, New Orleans, home to legendary drinks and unforgettable moments. But what if we told you the most iconic cocktails here have One thing in common.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hint. It's not bourbon.

[Captain Morgan]

That's right. It's rum. And Captain Morgan is bringing unforgettable fun to Bourbon street in a way you won't want to miss. Get ready for something big. As we gear up for Super Bowl Lix, make sure to keep your eyes on Nola's most iconic street. Who knows? Bourbon street might just need a new name. Stay tuned for clues and get ready for the most legendary adventure yet. Please drink responsibly. Captain Morgan Original Spice rum, 35% alcohol by volume. Captain Morgan Rum Co. New York, NY.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, I'll DM you. I'll say we gotta. We gotta send Callum. Our send Callum is. I. I will admit Callum, it's a little upsetting that it's not callin. Because that's clearly a name. Whereas Callum, it sounds like really too close to like, colostomy. Send Callum address. Okay, we got it. I sent it there. Thank you very much. I do like when they end things with, like, kind regards. My. The regards that I. I send your way, Callan. They're also. They're also kind.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. You know what I don't like? I don't like when people start off their emails with just a little background. I'm from New York City and grew up as a teenager.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's give them another chance, though. We'll run it back.

[Top Lobster]

Going to all the clubs in Manhattan. This is from Haram Life podcast.

[David Lee Corbo]

Haram Life podcast.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. And later on. Haram. No, whatever. Later on, eventually working in them. All right, so. So being in K holes and candy flipping E and acid was a normal life in the late 90s and early 2000s. I wonder if he worked at. There was a place called Happy Endings in the city.

[David Lee Corbo]

Jerky off.

[Top Lobster]

Nah, they didn't. It was just a club that was like a. It was like a Had like upstairs, I think, or main level and then like a basement. And the basement had like you would go and hang out in the showers. Like there was like VIP booths in the showers. And we went there because, number one, they were really easy with ID. So I was like 18 or something.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're despicable. You were club hopping at 18. What a. What a. What a. I mean, that's haram. Like, that's your.

[Top Lobster]

You haram. With myself.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's it. Yeah, with yourself, sir.

[Top Lobster]

We would go in there and they had a happy hour. So we would run a scam. Like, I'd be like 30 of my friends and it would be like a dollar drink. So everyone would line Up. Boom. And we would just load up the table with drinks for that. However long it was, that time period. Get wasted, and then they'd kick us out anyway.

[David Lee Corbo]

You sound like the worst type of person.

[Top Lobster]

It sucked.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was a dude at 18. I was. I wasn't going. I was homeless. I wasn't going anywhere.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it wasn't that much fun anyway. I mean, you know, I guess it's something that people have to do.

[David Lee Corbo]

But flirting with the devil wasn't fun.

[Top Lobster]

It wasn't fun. Wasn't fun. Didn't even get a happy ending. All right. One night, my two cousins and I decided to do 17 grams of mushrooms.

[David Lee Corbo]

What? Wait, two cousins? That's over five. Five dried grams per.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. That's a lot.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's several heroic doses. Somewhere, some way. What's his name? Terence McKenna is erect.

[Top Lobster]

Yes. And we made sure to weigh everything out. What happened during that trip was insane. Like, we were all experiencing the same thing at the same time. Interesting. At first, we were just filled with this overwhelming sense of love, which is. This is what Nick was talking about before, which I'm also kind of like, when people say, all right, like, I feel like this sense of love, I'm like, what else, man? Yeah, what else?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it feels like it would be a great cover for. For a deception. You know, get you feeling all lovey and gay and then be like, ah, the Bible's fake.

[Top Lobster]

He did. He did mention that, like, you know what. What they need you to do to partake in their rituals is love them. Which was.

[David Lee Corbo]

That was interesting.

[Top Lobster]

It was an interesting one. I think that was definitely, definitely a big truthful moment that people should hold on to there anyway, he says. But then things took a while turn. We somehow started flying through space. It's fake. Like we were actually traveling the cosmos. It felt so real that we had to hold on to the walls just to keep ourselves grounded. Like we were being transported to another dimension all together.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's interesting for. To have a shared experience like that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Mushroom spaceship. Eventually, we ended up in a place that looked like ancient Egypt. We walked into a pyramid, and inside there were these robed figures with books all over the walls. One of them asked us, where do you want to go next? That question sent us to the next phase of the experience that David will read.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's interesting, though. So, I mean, I have done quite a bit of mushrooms. And the. The visuals were not substantial. I mean, there was. There was pretty run of the mill. Like, if you do mushrooms, it seems like you're almost Always going to notice a sort of expanding, contracting element to the ground and things like that. Like, I remember being like the grass and the earth looked like it was heaving and collapsing with breath. And that was weird because I was able to like, really critically look at it while it was happening, and it would still be happening. But as far as that level of. Of hallucination, or I hate that word because it's not. I don't feel like that's an accurate representation of what's happening here. But for you all to be transported to a different place together. Ancient Egypt. The. Okay. We found ourselves in a room with different versions of ourselves. Almost like we were looking at ourselves from different timelines or realities. I saw versions of myself that I had only seen in my dreams. Huh. And you knew that you had seen them in your dreams at the same time, I noticed that my cousins were experiencing the same thing, seeing different versions of themselves as well. I would be interested in knowing how you were able to pick up on that. Like, what about. Well, there's an extra sensory element to being on mushrooms. Kind of like a gnosis element that hits you. So maybe that's how he's getting this information. Well, I mean, as the trip.

[Top Lobster]

What happened, there's been. You've never had like a. Is it. This is. There's a weird thing that I did. My mom asked me to draw this picture of Jesus. And it's. It's a pretty famous picture. He's like holding a person, and the person is like the sinner. And below, Jesus is like. At his feet is kind of like running water. And he's holding this guy and the guy is like. I forget. It's a. It's a famous painting. So I redrew it for her. But instead of drawing the guy who I don't even know in descript face, I drew exactly what I look like right now. But when I drew this for her, I was 12.

[David Lee Corbo]

What the fuck?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's a. She probably still has the picture. So, like, I somehow, you know, an artist will depict themselves in some form or fashion and whatever they're drawing, like, they'll have characteristics of itself. But this picture does. Like, I. I saw it recently. I was like, that's me right now. Curly hair and everything. And I didn't have that. I had like short cropped hair. I was like a little chubby kid. I didn't look like how I did, how I do now, but I drew myself in the future. And I was able to tell even before I look like. This is like oh, that's me. Like, it's. But it's not. That's right now, at least. Very strange. Very strange.

[David Lee Corbo]

Very strange. Yeah, I like what Chaney said here, or how I see you in a dream, but it's not you, but I know it's you. Same like. Like that energy, like you. I've heard somebody describing a dream recently, and they said they were with someone and they didn't. They never saw them. They just knew that they were there, like, throughout the dream. It was like, you know, rather uneventful. It's like you don't actually see them in the dream, but, you know, you have this sensation that this is who you were with. So. Yeah, I think a lot of things in a dreamscape or in a. In a psychedelic induced state are just somehow explicitly known.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. So as the trip progressed, every time we closed our eyes, we were met with apocalyptic images of a battlefield. The same robe entity would show up and ask us if we wanted to join the world, while explaining that this world didn't really matter in the grand scheme of things. So asking him to join the world filled with apocalyptic images of a battlefield, and that the one that we are in this world doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things. That's interesting. By the end of the trip, the scene became even more surreal. One of my cousins looked like he was wearing armor from ancient times, like something out of a battle. The other cousin appeared as a wizard. Okay, okay, no, look. Well, this touches on, like, the. The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe, which also touches on much of the people who are being recruited by these entities and then claiming, like, Steven. What the hell was that dude's name? The kind of crazy guy he was on Tinfoil Hat. He was going to come on our podcast. Then he gave me an attitude. You remember who I'm talking about?

[Top Lobster]

No, I don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

Stephen. Stephen something. I forgot what his name was, but he made a great episode on Tinfoil Hat, more or less. What he says is like he gets possessed and in a different realm, he goes on missions.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, that's the guy that we. We were gonna interview. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was gonna talk to him, but then he said, like, I. I was like, hey, we gotta reschedule. And he was. He might as well have been like, you, you unprofessional tard. And I was like, true, but I don't want to talk to you anymore. So. So. But. But we've heard this a lot. And so I. I've started looking at the lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, as sort of an analogy for these people's experiences where it seems like in some sort of dreamscape or in a vision, people are someplace else. And they're on a mission, they're mission driven, and there's a lot of, like, combat and things like that. Much like the wine line. The Witch and the Wardrobe. So when he said, of course, like, I kind of had a reaction there when he said, my other cousin appeared as a wizard. Sounds like. Yep, that tracks. That's how this shit goes. If you're willing to entertain that line of thought without recoiling at the level of fantasy involved with it. I eventually went outside, where I encountered these huge spider like, humanoid beings. They didn't scare me at all, though. They were just kind of there, and there seemed to be a lot of them. Okay. And then he goes, that's all I can remember for now. Hey, hey, Haram life, do me a favor. Fucking remember more about this realm. Remember more about this realm, please, because that is not a isolated incident.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, there's a lot spider, like, humanoids, and it was just like, whatever. That's all that I remember.

[David Lee Corbo]

They all right?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they were all right. They didn't. They didn't say Steven.

[David Lee Corbo]

What the hell was this guy's name? Steven something. He basically said, like, when he goes to this other realm. What is it?

[Top Lobster]

Stephen with the D. The end of his name? I don't remember. Yeah, he was on Tinfoil Hat. He was like the Rambo dude in the other.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah. He's like, oh. I basically become a different character. I call him Rambo. Like, I've heard that before. I've heard that before. See, that's interesting, too. So Janie Chaney says men who stare out goats is the military mapping this realm. And that's my problem with this, is, like, these realms are real, in my opinion. We don't have any maps. And then it's like, within Christianity. I don't know that anybody's mapping it out as much as they're cautioning people against experiencing these things. I don't know. It's kind of the same thing as. As. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Cheney says Stranger Things is about bringing things back from these realms. It was kind of interesting because when they said the spider humanoid thing, I kind of started thinking about that. That's weird, though.

[Top Lobster]

That's the picture.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's weird. You drew that when you were 12.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's. It's not as good. Like, you can't really see the detail, obviously.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's pretty good for 12 years old dog.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Yeah. But I drew myself. Now. It's. It looks like a lot more detailed when you see it, the actual picture, because my mom put it through some kind of photocopy or something. I don't even know, but whatever. Yeah. Very strange.

[David Lee Corbo]

That is very strange. I told you about the time that I saw Jack when I was like. I saw my son when I was like, 13, and it wasn't even cool. Like, it wasn't like a thing that would have been. So. So I came home from school one day and I was exhausted. So exhausted that I laid face down on the couch with my backpack and my sneakers still on. And I. And I passed out for a bit. And when I came to, the thing that woke me up was this little boy coming out of my mom's room and, like, trying to close the door behind him in a sneaky way so that nobody notice. And then he started walking towards me. And my feeling. This is why it's not like, you know, my feeling was fucking like, I was so annoyed. I was so annoyed when I saw him because I knew somehow I knew his nature, and his nature was such that I was not going to get to go back to sleep like this. He was here to annoy me, and it was time. Like, that was it. Whatever nice moment of relaxation I had was gone. And then as he walked towards me, he just dissipated. And I was like, all right, don't know who that kid was, but I had thank. Oh, Def not club slut. What? Def not club slut. Says Stephen Kelly. Yes, that's him.

[Top Lobster]

Stephen Kelly. I don't know why I said D, but yes, that's right.

[David Lee Corbo]

Stephen Deli. Not to be confused.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, because he was a dick. That's why he was a dick to us.

[David Lee Corbo]

Exactly why. But yeah, man, when he. When he. When he vanished, I was set up and awake. Like, it's not like he vanished. And then I woke up again. Like, this kid was walking towards me. I sat up, I looked at him. He vanished. But before he vanished, I wasn't confused about who he was. I knew exactly who he was, and I knew that he was related to me, but I remember not being able to pin that down. Like, I described him as feeling like a little brother, but I didn't have a little brother, so I don't really know what that felt like. And I was only 13. So basically he was just this kid that was there to ruin my sleep, and he was related to me. So, I mean, that's. That's my son.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, your son.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's my son, dude. That's my son. So I don't know what it is, man. About the dream realm and these other realms. There's like a. Like, time and. Yeah, there you go. Tinfoil hat. Look, I recommend people check that episode out, too, because you might listen to it and think that this dude's out of his mind, and he almost certainly is. But I have heard his story before by people who were less out of their minds and also thought that they were out of their minds when they were saying it. Like they were Pre qualifier.

[Top Lobster]

The pre qualifier. Less out of their minds.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's it. The pre qualifier is. Do you know that this sounds crazy? Because if you can say that, then I'm like, okay, that's a little bit better. Oh, that's interesting. Arcane Arsenal says there's a book on mapping the DMT realm. I don't want to map that realm because I think that's where the fallen, or at least the disembodied spirits of the Nephilim are trapped. But if there's a realm where. Where there are wizards and. And. And like that, well, that. I'd love to map that out.

[Top Lobster]

Nah, you keep all that stuff that.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, that's white people lore. That's my favorite shit right there. I'd love to do that.

[Top Lobster]

All right, you want to. You want to move on to this other one? This is a long email. That's why I read two short ones right off the bat.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, dude, put it in. Is it in the chat or which one is it? Just tell me. I'll find it.

[Top Lobster]

It's in the chat. It's connected to the. It's just a URL connected to the email. It's.

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[David Lee Corbo]

Hint, it's not bourbon.

[Captain Morgan]

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[Top Lobster]

Long. It says.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's what it says. It just says long. Hold on, wait.

[Top Lobster]

It says Saratnak. Parentheses, long.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, I got it.

[Top Lobster]

You got it?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. Oh, it's a.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a. Damn. It's a. It's a link within a link.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't even put. Yeah, I. I didn't even try to put it because there are, like, pictures that are put in between here in the email. So I. I left them. I couldn't do it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, wait, give me a second, because I'm trying to find it and it's not. It's not coming up for me.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, I will send you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Boom. Let me try again, because it just said it. It wasn't being loaded. Yeah, it won't be loaded.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, press that. Press the link I just sent you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, let me check out in. In what? In here. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Boom. Yeah, there you go.

[David Lee Corbo]

And it looks like it cannot be loaded. What is wrong with this? Why is it so long?

[Top Lobster]

Well, because he wrote a lot, so. All right, we'll make a. Go ahead and talk a little bit, and I guess I'll have to make this into a. Yeah, I'll just ramble.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's fine. Because I was gonna piss, but, you know.

[Top Lobster]

Are you gonna piss, but.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I was going to. I can hold it. Dude, I've been peeing so much, I feel so bad. I don't know if you've been noticing lately, but every time we start a show, I immediate have to get up and pee, and then I do it again another 15 minutes later.

[Top Lobster]

Haven't noticed.

[David Lee Corbo]

You haven't noticed. You don't even notice I'm gone. Unbelievable.

[Top Lobster]

No. That my co host. No. This is 23 pages long. Whoa.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm excited. Let's do it.

[Top Lobster]

This guy's taking advantage.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's taking advantage. Well, we always say. We're like, please make it. You know, include all the details. He's like, I'll tell you everything. I'll tell you how it tasted and how it smelled. Honestly, if somebody could tell us how these other realms taste and smell, I'd be interested in it.

[Top Lobster]

You know what? Well, let's. Let's start to read that. But before you do, before we start to read it, this guy's name is.

[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

The Van man has you covered the sirotnak. I, I believe so. Guys, everybody hold off for just a minute. We're gonna read the stories, but until we do, we're going to take a quick break and be back. Yeah, just a little, a little quick break and we'll be back. All right.

[Tom Sirotnak]

Yesterday, I, I apologize for the terrible day. I mean, I thought they were both good plays. I think there was professional money on both of those plays and thought they were both good spots, good reads on those games and they just did not happen. St. Petersburg not getting the win. I mean, both of these were outright losses as favorites, so. And then Oregon. I don't know what to say about Oregon. If you have a team like that, that's the better team and in an advantageous spot like that and they still just completely the bed. I mean, they might be an unbettable team from here on out. I don't know what to tell you about that.

[David Lee Corbo]

So.

[Tom Sirotnak]

All right, we got a bunch to discuss here. Let's get into it. I guess college basketball have one play on the college basketball slate today. It's not a very enticing card. I mean, we have an ACC game up first on the slate, which is Virginia at Pittsburgh. But Virginia, I mean, they're way down this year. But Pittsburgh may not be in the greatest spot. I mean, Pitt, they'd beaten unc. And I mentioned this on Saturday, that after beating North Carolina, I thought Pitt was going to be in kind of a letdown spot, having to go to Wake. They didn't do well against wake. They lost, which I think Pitt was a favorite in this game. Is that right? No, Wake was actually the favorite. So Pitt actually covered still in this game, or they covered like the. The closing number? At least Wake actually covered some of the earlier numbers. It looks like Pitts coming off of that. But they do have North. Takes a part of me something lost and never seen? Every time I start to believe.

[David Lee Corbo]

Something'S.

[Tom Sirotnak]

Raped and taken from me from me? Life's always gotta be messing with me? You want to see the light? Can that chill and let me be free so do I Can I take away all this pain? You wanna see the light? I try to every night all in vain in vain? Sometimes I cannot take this place Sometimes it's my life I can taste Sometimes I cannot feel my face you'll never see me Far from grace something takes upon a name you and I were meant to maim A cheap fuck for me to lame Something takes upon a maim? Feeling like a freak on a leash you wanna see the light? Feeling like I have no release so do I How many times have I felt disease? You want to see the light? Nothing in my life is free it's free. Sometimes I cannot take this place Sometimes it's my life I can taste Sometimes I cannot feel my face you'll never see me far from from grace Something takes upon me you and D were meant to me how she for me to lay? Something takes upon something I make money.

[Captain Morgan]

Something to coin, boy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Something I make money.

[Tom Sirotnak]

Something takes upon me you and I were meant to mean a cheap for me to lay Something takes a.

[Top Lobster]

We're back. We're back. You're welcome.

[David Lee Corbo]

Incredible, dude.

[Top Lobster]

That was incredible.

[David Lee Corbo]

That was so good.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, he's so good.

[David Lee Corbo]

I. He deserves the world. He really does.

[Top Lobster]

He does. You guys don't deserve him.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right? Definitely. They don't deserve him. For sure. For sure.

[Top Lobster]

This was. This was a revision upon a revision upon a revision. This guy, Surro Knack, from It's a long email.

[David Lee Corbo]

Are we going to let these poor people watch or what? Because we're at 42 minutes now.

[Top Lobster]

Let him watch.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. Let the boy watch. That's fine.

[Top Lobster]

Let him watch.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is fucking pages, dog.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. We're not gonna get through this. We're 40 minutes and was Toad just wasted another three, so I don't. We can read all these within the time frame.

[David Lee Corbo]

Incredible.

[Top Lobster]

It was. It was incredible. All right.

[David Lee Corbo]

I just didn't know that that was how you pronounced any of that. Like, I had no idea. Like, he knows the words. I didn't know they were words.

[Top Lobster]

They're scat words, and he knows all of them. He does a lot of scat play. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

He knows his cat.

[Top Lobster]

So he says, sorry for the revisions. This was a revision upon a revision because it wasn't long enough the first time. He said, I wanted to get this right. And I keep finding typos because there's portions of this where used to be voice of text, and it didn't pick up. You know what? I'm gonna skip that part.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

He starts, the email says, howdy, my retards in Christ. Well, howdy, partner.

[David Lee Corbo]

Howdy.

[Top Lobster]

Not sure if you're reading this before the show. No. Or just straight to live. Yeah, we run it live. But I hope you're prepared to dedicate an entire episode of NDS Chronicles to this. We're not.

[David Lee Corbo]

Guess so, baby.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I guess. But we're going to dedicate the rest of this one. He says, my name is Tom Sirotnak. Phonetically, Saratnik. Okay, that's cool. Saratnik.

[David Lee Corbo]

Doxed motherfucker.

[Top Lobster]

Longtime listener, first time emailer. Well, welcome. And, guys, if you want to email us, you can go ahead and email us@nephilim d squadmail.com or you can just go ahead and scan that QR code in the bottom there. If you're retarded.

[David Lee Corbo]

Stands for details, please make it as details.

[Top Lobster]

Docs.

[David Lee Corbo]

Stands for docs, baby.

[Top Lobster]

Yes. So going back to when you guys. Oh, so use a fan. Since when we crashed Elijah Schaefer's podcast with Tower Gang. I don't even. Were you there for that? Well, one of them.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah, I was, actually. I was.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, wow, that's a. Yeah. So that's like David just popped on the scene at that point and. Yeah. No. The first time I was on Tower Gang. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. I somehow, like, Elijah hit me up and he was like, hey, would love to talk to you about some spicy take you had. And I thought. He thought that we were going to have a conversation about politics. And I just told him straight up. I'm like, I'm not going to come on your show unless the homies could come on. And he was like, whoa. Well, how many of them are there? I Was like, five. He was like, what? Actually, yeah, it's like, actually, there's a lot of them. And he's like. He was cool enough to let us on. So, like, that's how our relationship began. And now we can't do a serious show when we hang out with the.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I've noticed that every time we show up, we're like, what are we going to talk with Elijah about? We're like, well, we could talk about these psychological operations that are running rampant right now. We get there and it's like, what about the blacks?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And he's just, like, pouring drinks and doing gay stuff. All right, here we go. That was my fav. My first time you guys got on my radar. I loved it. Immediately reminded of my homies back in the day. Yep. I've been wanting to talk to you guys for quite a while, and I've been wanting to start my own podcast. You should do it. Yeah. And you guys have really inspired me to get started. Well, what the fuck are you waiting for? You wrote this email on the 19th of January, and it is the 3rd of February.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, top. It's 23 pages. He's been doing this for a long time. He's like, yeah, we should start a show.

[Top Lobster]

You should be at least five to 10 episodes in already, dog. What are we doing here? Come on. It's the name of the show. He says, God's Hand has been on my life since I was a kid, directing me towards spiritual warfare, which has become very normal for me. I've had powerful spiritual experiences throughout what I would consider my pretty normal life, sporadically going back to my semi famous parents, which is why there are pictures in this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, we get to look at his parents.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I mean, he sent. He sent pictures of it, so I. I assume that we can.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damn, we're doxing this motherfucker to the nth degree. This is.

[Top Lobster]

No, his dad's famous. Yeah, pretty famous. So I'll show the pictures of the dad in a second. Okay. I'm not entirely sure where to start. I guess I'll break down a couple of more interesting stories. I grew up with my parents. That instilled a lot of knowledge in me that most people were not blessed to be born with. Growing up and my personal experiences. Heck, if you guys like what I have to say, I'm even willing to come on your show. Nice try. Nice.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like the way he packaged it, though. He's like, hey, if you like this, maybe I'll even throw you a bone, baby.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, maybe I'll go on your show. All right. Maybe we'll.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't typically do that sort of thing, but if you want it, maybe I'll do it.

[Top Lobster]

After the shit we did here today, I don't know why anyone want to come on the show.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, we just played Toad for three minutes. I mean.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And the viewer count went up. You guys are masochist.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I kind of get it, though. It's a banger of a song.

[Top Lobster]

I get it. Yeah, he's. He's a gem. All right, what are you saying here? Over. If I can get this microphone my wife bought me to work last year, he'll tell the stories on air if we'd have them. So. Okay. I have basically no plugs besides a relatively inactive Twitter profile, and no experience with podcasting. Perfect. Which is. Which I've considered establishing before I reached out, but who has time to wait for all that? Okay. I kind of like this guy's style. He's just like. Yeah, a lot of that is like, a lot of people like, well, I'm gonna start a podcast. I'm gonna do this and this and this first. And it's like, just fucking do something.

[David Lee Corbo]

Start going. Yeah, I'm a big advocate and just start moving.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. Never promised that, Leon. But we'll continue. I think I could point you some things to look into to reaffirm your faith and those in the audience's faith in Christ with my testimonies. All right, let's get to it. Let's do it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damn it, you long winded.

[Top Lobster]

That's right. Growing up, I was raised by some larger than life individuals. My father, Tom Sirotnak senior, was regularly on TV preaching the gospel, even confronting that Jew, Bill Maher on politically incorrect. Mars old 90s TV show. Yeah, I remember that show. He was a founding member of the legendary Christian strongman group, the Power Team. So this is like a strongman as well.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, does he mean like actual lifting? That's cool. Damn. Was this like, Buff Dudes for Christ?

[Top Lobster]

Actually, yeah. Look at this. So I guess we could take a look. So that's. That's his dad.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, he's that boy. Thick.

[Top Lobster]

Looks like he's doing some powerlifting here. Oh, this is a YouTube video. Let's check it out. This is gonna. Guys.

[David Lee Corbo]

Five, two by fours. Oh, boy. Well, that's not that heavy, guys. You need to back up clear to the edge.

[Top Lobster]

I know he's gonna break it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Tom Sirotnik's gonna have to run full speed.

[Top Lobster]

Why?

[David Lee Corbo]

He's Gonna run into it. Dude. Those two by fours are the wrong one at a time. And he did not break them, dog.

[Top Lobster]

This is what.

[David Lee Corbo]

He was knocked back 30 seconds. He broke his nose.

[Top Lobster]

Blood.

[David Lee Corbo]

Completely.

[Top Lobster]

Christianity. This is what church needs.

[David Lee Corbo]

He told me not to worry.

[Top Lobster]

This.

[David Lee Corbo]

Doing this for the Lord, dude.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's breaking sticks for the Lord.

[David Lee Corbo]

Number 10, let's go. Everybody say we're going to try to just run through it. That's crazy, guys. You got to have speed to break these. What if he just shows us his dad just. He's like, this is where he became a para police.

[Top Lobster]

His dad's a unit. Look at his dad.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, they're all big dudes. What I love about it too, is it's like. Oh, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. Top. It's all free.

[Top Lobster]

I want one of those jackets. You heard what happened?

[David Lee Corbo]

It's freezing up. We can't see it.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's because you got dick ass Internet over there. I could bring it up.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you should be.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sorry.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on.

[David Lee Corbo]

Where can I find these things?

[Top Lobster]

You know what? I'm gonna try it again. We'll try to play it again.

[David Lee Corbo]

Fine. Do it again.

[Top Lobster]

Whatever. No. Is it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, dude. Yeah. He's about to take off. Thank God I said it.

[Top Lobster]

Look at him.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's. Dude, that, like, shoulder to shoulder. That. That man is wide.

[Top Lobster]

A thick boy.

[David Lee Corbo]

That boy is wide.

[Top Lobster]

All right, here we go. Come on. Do it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Do it. It's my concept. What happened? He gave up.

[Top Lobster]

He hit it. Couldn't break it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damn.

[Top Lobster]

See him do it again.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's got to ask the Lord.

[Top Lobster]

I think he was just screwing around.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, all right, this is. This is getting bad because it's all choppy. I. I don't even know what's going on.

[Top Lobster]

Can you see it?

[David Lee Corbo]

No. I see him. He's. He's doing the. The robot.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, he broke it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh. Oh, my God.

[Top Lobster]

He broke him.

[David Lee Corbo]

He did break him. I think that last one didn't break. Yo, he. He got up quick.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, damn. This is badass. I like this, though. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is cool. I feel like I really enjoy this guy that we're talking to now because I respect his father.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I don't really care about this guy. Your father, though.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, how many two by fours has he ran through?

[Top Lobster]

How many? I. I have not ran through any personally, so that's.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's true.

[Top Lobster]

All right. Okay. So. Yes. The power Team. I got to get one of those windbreakers. They're pretty famous back then. Seldom remember today. Yeah, I could imagine why?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, they do crazy. Become gay now. That's why.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, so they were do. They were doing strong man acts with Christian messages tied throughout their feats of strength to symbolize different messages who inspire and compel people to come to Jesus Christ.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nice.

[Top Lobster]

Entertaining. Led hundreds of thousands, if not millions to belief in Jesus Christ. Stuff like snapping. Snapping out of Smith and Wesson police grade handcuffs.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damn.

[Top Lobster]

Snapping baseball bats over their knees. Bending steel bars. Ripping phone books in half. Lighting stacks of bricks on fire. That's dope. And breaking it with their forearm or forehead. Well, take a moment. Imagine that. A bunch of what would appear to be roided out gorillas of men destroying shit and lighting it on fire. Compelling youth to stop doing drugs, quit being suicidal bitches and quit being loser wannabe gang bangers and find Jesus Christ in the middle of their school gymnasiums in some of the worst inner city schools in the country. It was madness.

[David Lee Corbo]

That is legendary shit. That is the coolest shit I have ever heard.

[Top Lobster]

What's cool about it is that there it sounds like fun. Like it sounds like having fun.

[David Lee Corbo]

And it's also, I love that message. Hey, hey, quit being a. Quit being a gang member and start being buff for the Lord. That is incredible, bro. Incredible. Oh, you think gang banging is cool? You ever try lifting a lot of weight for Jesus Christ? Oh my God, everybody look at his hair.

[Top Lobster]

The hair alone, dude, it's. This is incredible. Wow. We've been blessed with incredible content here today.

[David Lee Corbo]

With incredible content. Dude, I like this guy. I want to be his friend. This is fucking cool. All right, all right.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, Tom, we're. We're friends, Tom. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're friends now. Tom.

[Top Lobster]

I'm sure his dad would not like us, but not like your dad.

[David Lee Corbo]

He mostly. Cuz we're fucking thin necked.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, his dad's like, what are these guys? Podcast. How many, how many two by fours have you ran through?

[David Lee Corbo]

You guys ever ran through a 2x4 in their life?

[Top Lobster]

It is. It's kind of funny too. Like, the first thing I want to do is be like you. You came to Jesus Christ through a weird strongman. Like a guy, you know, Blasted brick. Yeah. He bled. He blasted his head through a brick that was on fire. And that's how you discover Jesus is like kind of. But I, I mean, listen. But also. I get it, I get it, I get it. And it's like we're not taking. You're not taking these paths anymore. Like, this is entertainment, this is fun. This is. It's also culture. It's like like, at the time, it was taken a little bit more seriously as culture because that was like the. What is it? The American Gladiator kind of.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's what I was gonna say. Yeah, we were. And. Which was a fun show. It was a fun competition. I. I'd like to see more of that type of. Again, you know, championing. I guess we still do, but I don't know, it feels like the strongman phase has really died out. You know, we had like Arnold and everything, and that was like huge.

[Top Lobster]

I had an idea, had an idea today because. So I've again been watching Breaking Bad and looking at like all the old cars that they drive. Not like the old classic ones, but like cars from the 90s, 2000s. That's what was on the road at the time. And I was like, these cars are nice. Like, yeah, the one that Walter White drives, that. He drives an Aztec. And it looks like every other car on the road right now. It was like a newer. And I look at and I just go, fuck that car. Yeah, Like, I want, I want the, you know, what's his name? Gus Fring is driving like some kind of a weird Pontiac. And I'm like, I want that Pontiac station wagon. It's just.

[David Lee Corbo]

I used to have a 96 Buick century, and that was before Buicks became like rounder edges. And it was back when they were still boxier edges. Right. So everything was like squared 90 degree angles. And it had bench seating in the front seat. You could lift up the arm and it was like a. You know, and that car, like, to me was, I love that thing. And my wife couldn't figure out why I loved it. And I was like, I don't know, it's just like, it feels classic. But it was a 96. It wasn't that old when I had it. You know, I had it back in 2013, 2014 or something like that. And. But. But now when I see those things on the road, if they're kept in good shape, I love it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, I mean, Elon Musk is making the car that looks like every other car, but it's like every other car melted into the same thing. What you'd get the average of it. I think if Toyota took him, they were like, we're just going to re release the 1995 Camry, but with, you know, Bluetooth and like the speakers and all the shit, like all the electronics that we've come because they're very useful. Like a TV screen in it. Yeah, I would, it would, it would go Bonkers. Like, just re release the style of old cars with updated, you know, updated engines, updated shit inside of it. People would love it.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm trying to find it. Damn. Is it Hyundai? It is Hyundai. So check this out, bro. This is. This is actually beautiful. Let me open this up in a new tab real quick. This is an electric car that's coming out and this is by Hyundai. And. And honestly, I. I think it's. It's beautiful here.

[Top Lobster]

Boom.

[David Lee Corbo]

Check this out. And we'll bring. Look at that.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, look at that. That's what I'm talking about. Like this. Yeah, this is. It's just nice.

[David Lee Corbo]

It is nice. It is nice. I love that vibe. I love everything about. I love the rims and how simple it is. I got just really nice. I'm ready for that to make a comeback.

[Top Lobster]

I want that with like just red leather in it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah. Like dark, like burgundy leather.

[Top Lobster]

Cheap.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it could be cheap. That's fine.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's what I want to drive in every day.

[David Lee Corbo]

I love that thing. I would get that. I would get that because I don't really care about the electric versus gas. I just want something that fucking looks cool. All right, let's get back into surrounding Saratnak.

[Top Lobster]

It was. It was madness. Glorious madness. And yes, as someone who helped gather the materials with my dad and help set the stage for him on many occasions, I'll confirm It was 100% real. Yeah, no, that's real wood. He didn't run through. And your dad's like probably 260, 270.

[David Lee Corbo]

Look like he probably broke his sternum. But did you see the whole platform that they were on so that that stage they were standing on was riddled with broken lumber and cinder blocks?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, no, they had been doing that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Shit for a minute. Look, dude, they have been. They've been smashing shit for the Lord for fucking six hours at that point. It's like, hey, no wonder he couldn't run through the two by fours on the first go. The guy was winded by this guy.

[Top Lobster]

People still in the seats too, man. This is.

[David Lee Corbo]

They're not going anywhere, bro. They're grip.

[Top Lobster]

It's. It's exactly what they say. Like, this is what they make fun of America for. But this is what America is. Look at it.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's even more impressive when you consider that the two by fours back then were stronger than the crap we got now. They're running through actual. Like, there's deep green running through. There's a lot of rings on that Tree that they're running through.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, Dog and he ran through probably like three out of the five broke them. And the other one's bent. I mean, dude, that's it. That's impressive. It's impressive. Yeah. We need to get back. We need to make America great again. When I say that, that's what this is what I mean.

[David Lee Corbo]

Can we start doing gear and get like super juicy for the Lord and start lifting stuff?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, lifting for the Lord.

[David Lee Corbo]

Lifting for the Lord, baby.

[Top Lobster]

There he goes. He also wrote books on being a warrior for Jesus Christ and what it means to be a real man, much to Andrew Tate's dismay, to be sure. They're titled warriors and the second one is titled Ultimate Warriors. Where do you get that name from?

[David Lee Corbo]

That was my favorite wrestler when I was a kid. Dude.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, he's the man. To sum up, to sum up the truth in those books, my father broke it down to one phrase he took from his mentor, Dr. Edwin Lewis Cole, an international Christian men's leadership legend in the 80s and 90s. The quote is, Christ likeness and manhood are synonymous. I like that. Yeah, they're one.

[David Lee Corbo]

Isn't that interesting? Because right now we are, we're in a, a war against masculinity, you know, in very many ways since, since the, the height of, of humanity in the 90s. We are now, we're now on this big downswing. And I think it's interesting that not only are we probably further from God spiritually than we've ever bid in the west, but also we're, we're, we're calling masculinity toxic. And it's like, dude, there's nothing toxic about a wide man running through two by fours on a stage for the Lord. There's nothing toxic about that. That man doesn't know toxicity. He runs like a well oiled machine. So the fact that you're calling him toxic is on its face, laughable. He's like, that's, that's, you know, the height of, of, of, you know. What would you call it? Human anatomy. Right there. That dude was like, from shoulder to shoulder. He was like four feet wide. I'm pretty sure he was, he was.

[Top Lobster]

Literally built for that. And he did it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. God made him to run through expensive lumber, like quality lumber.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on, we got his book here. Here it is. Ultimate Warriors Dare to shake your world for Christ. 1996. It's just a better time.

[David Lee Corbo]

Look at that five star rating, baby. 96. Yeah, 96 was a great time. Okay, it's got one rating that explains the five stars, but still, dude. Okay, you know what?

[Top Lobster]

No, I don't know if it's his son.

[David Lee Corbo]

I want this more than I want, like, you know, like, okay, Jordan Peterson's gonna teach you how to be a man. But then you look at him and he's very weak wristed and he cries a lot. This is who I want to teach me how to be a man. If you. If you can smash cinder blocks with your forehead and you could run through two by fours, I go, okay, you can teach me stuff.

[Top Lobster]

But he's also in 96. He's talking about Christ. Like, Christ likeness and manhood being synonymous. And it's. It's a direct refutation of what these people are talking about now. Like, the. The ones that hate. I love that meme where they're like, oh, well, Jesus would have said to be kind and accepting. And you're like, why? You sound like a Christian. They're like, no, I hate Jesus that these people, right? He would have. He would have broke. He would have ran through these people.

[David Lee Corbo]

Jesus Christ would have ran through fucking five, two by fours. If he knew that you were selling goods and wares in the temple. He would have ran through five two by fours to flip your table.

[Top Lobster]

Do you see how much this angers me?

[David Lee Corbo]

I love. I just love it. That's why I want, like. I know we're not supposed to pick our own Jesus, but I want my Jesus to come out to pyrotechnics. Like when we. When we call him, he, like, steps out to music and there's, you know, flares or whatever, fireworks going off. That's what I want. I wanted to be. You ever see Korean Jesus?

[Top Lobster]

No.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know if this is real. This actually might not be true.

[Top Lobster]

But I, like, that was like, if he had brothers, they're like, how mad is dad? Dad is mad today. Like, how mad? Like one. One stick or five?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. How many two by fours? Is dad mad? Hold on a second.

[Top Lobster]

Korean.

[David Lee Corbo]

Did you find it?

[Top Lobster]

No, no, I didn't look for this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, okay, okay. Images.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

This can't be real. I can't. Hold on a second. Open window, new tab. Okay, good. Okay. Share this instead. Are you. Do you have this?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. It's really small, though.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is it better now?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, wow. He's jacked. He's rich.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's right, dude. That's. That's. That's Jesus. That's Jesus to Koreans. Maybe it's just because they're such small people.

[Top Lobster]

Hell yeah. I like Jesus Looked huge.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I like this Jesus. This is good. But I'm not saying that that's what Jesus looked like. Alright, guys, all right, let's, let's continue.

[Top Lobster]

Here he goes. They're one in the same. If you want to be a real man, seek to become like Jesus Christ. You'll never be perfect, but you'll become a better man through his emulation. Just a few of my dad's achievements, of which there's much more. I'll attach two videos. One's a short five minute video my sister made about his life, which she won an award for at an art festival for sports. The other is a iconic moment. This is the one that I just showed him running through. Running through the wood. It's a, it's about like never give up. A mentality and tenacity of the Power Team. I, I, they could have used a little help naming it, but I, you know, I just like it. I just like it.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like. Well, it's very 90s, right? So a Power Rangers Power Team.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's the personification of one of his favorite catchphrases. Champions are not those who never fail. They are those who never quit. Nice. My mom entered in and won several beauty scholarship pageants, including Ms. Anaheim and Ms. California State. She loved Jesus. Both versions when they got married in their mid-20s, rare even in the 80s, as they had a newspaper article written about them when they got married, titled Beauty Marries the Beast or something like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wow.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so this guy's from good stock.

[David Lee Corbo]

This guy has great genetics, man. What are you built like? Are you five wide and running through two by fours or, or what, man? Because it sounds like you came from. You're basically a nephilim, right? These are two fallen angels.

[Top Lobster]

Send us a picture of you with your shirt off real quick and we'll.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, mom, being a dime, that's crazy. Who wins an award for being a dime? That's crazy. Ms. Anaheim, California, in the land of, in the land of baddies. Incredible. Okay, that's crazy, man. And let me tell you something. Back in the 80s and 90s, that's how simple it was. You want, you want a beautiful girl with big blowout hair with Aquanet in it and it fucking is gigantic. You want that? All you got to do is just be juicy and on fire for the Lord. And it was that simple. Now it's very complicated. It's very complicated. To date, I hear horror stories, podcast.

[Top Lobster]

It'S a whole thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, if you have a podcast, you're not dating anybody. That's why you want to start a podcast after you get married. That's actual good advice because you will not get any women if you have a podcast. If you talk to a woman and you like her and you're at a bar and she goes, what do you do for a living? And you. And you go, I'm a podcaster. It just doesn't work immediate. Just dries up. You could hear things getting dry.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Content holes. Not into it. They both had a promising ministry for many years. Bring many people to Christ. Witnessing to people on campus and befriending many famous athletes. Bringing many people to the Lord, including befriending Christian LA Lakers Basketball hall of Famer Iron Man A.C. green. Also Ted DiBiase, the Million Dollar Man, Jake the Snake from WWE and many more. That's pretty cool. Funny side story, wrestler Sting punched my dad in the chest once during a match. My dad ate it, saying, holy crap, this is real. He wrestled Sting.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's crazy and stinking a faggot guy. Can your dad be my dad?

[Top Lobster]

He called Sting, called him a for getting in the way. For trying to attack Ted. Ted took my dad into the lockers to meet swing Sting, and he apologized once he found out that my dad was Ted's pastor.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dude, your Ted's pastor is buff and.

[Top Lobster]

Runs through too, because he's wrestling him, I guess. Yeah. He said, sorry I called you a faggot out there. He didn't know he was a pastor. This is incredible. This dude is so cool. This is. It's crazy because I know you just can't do this anymore in America. He came along at the right time. If right now he'd be a YouTube influencer or some gay shit like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, look, I mean, we're. We're like, this is. This is the best you got. You used to get buff dudes running through tube. You literally get us now how far we have fallen.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. All right, Susan. My dad was led to Christ himself by actor and NFL hall of Famer, the same guy who caught Bobby Kennedy's assassin, Rosie Greer. The is. What are you saying to me, Please?

[David Lee Corbo]

I want him at the end of this 23 pages. I want him to go, and I. And by the way, I made it all up.

[Top Lobster]

I made it all up and it was all fucking fake. Yeah. So he had a lifelong friendship with his dad from then on. I've seen all of this my whole life. Met dozens of celebrities and world star athletes only to see how a holy spirit filled church that witnesses, active and regular miracles can be infiltrated by demonic forces and destroy and subvert good Christian people's entire destinies and callings. If you're unwise and you let it happen, instead of fighting back with spiritual warfare, the name of the game from the Enemy is divide and conquer. They want you to get your eyes off the real enemy, the kingdom of darkness, and onto those who they use to hurt us. And it always. It's always the closest ones that they'll use. But I digress. I. Man, he's described. I mean, you could see how, like, that's a problem with these mega churches, where, like, they're great and you can build something really good, but it's like this Owen Benjamin thing. You're building it at scale, and things get so wild, so out of control so fast. I can only imagine the issues that you have to deal with in there. And then at some point, it doesn't even become about what you. What you got into it for, you know?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, well, that's what happens, right? Once it gets so big, you. You don't have your hands on the controls anymore because there's just too many controls and you can't do it. Next thing you know, you entrust one thing or another to another person and then. But I want to just highlight 713, Rob here says, if you got to grow up in the 80s and 90s, you were blessed. There will never be another time like that again. And. And I know that a lot of people, you know, you can kind of explore whether or not you're biased because everybody thinks they grew up in the best time, but I don't think that about the 2000s. Like, I was a teenager in the 2000s. My. My most memorable times, not memorable, but wholesome events were like, in the 90s because it was. I don't know. I do think when you hear people say, like, the sun was different back then, it used to be more yellow. Now it's more white. Like, I remember just the lens that I look at my memories through. It's like a golden kind of shimmer on. On all of my 90s antics. And, yeah, I don't think we're ever going to get anything like that back again. That was a.

[Top Lobster]

Even. Yesterday was a weird day where I was like, I went outside and for the first time in a long time, I was like, oh, you smell the air. Like, it's like, it felt like a good day.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Just like, oh, it is nice outside. But I was like, oh, it feels like. It feels Nice outside. In the 90s, it was like that all the time. And there was also something about, like, the technology that. There's a lot of. A lot of things happening that were unencumbered by technology, and now there's no way around it, you know?

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what I see? I see, like, one of the things that was a little disheartening is I was going to pick my son up from school the other day, and. And either the high school or the middle school got out, and. And they were walking as I was going to pick him up, and I'm just looking at them, and like, every single kid, it just has their face buried in a phone. Because there's something about. When you don't know much about the world, it. You have this overwhelming feeling that adventure and mystery awaits you. It's like a constant. That's. That's really what it felt like in the 90s was constantly being immersed in. In mystery and, and discovery and adventure. And now it. Because of, like, phones, it's all kind of gone away. Like, I was watching something. I forgot what it was. But they were joking around about how these, These, these kids were trying to explore something, and basically the adult said, like, why would you do that? And they showed a map, and it's like, it's all already been explored.

[Top Lobster]

Oh. Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was watching the Truman show for the first time yesterday, and that's what it happened in. So something about, like, wanting to explore. And the teacher in the school was like, why would you do that? And pulls down the map and she's like, everything's already been discovered. Is that. That was not the feeling in the 90s. The feeling in the 90s, I'm sure it had a lot to do with how old I was, but it. It just felt like there was so much to be discovered, and now it's fucking done. It feels like we've done all there is to do.

[Top Lobster]

It's like, what's behind that? Like, if I. If I turn down that road, like, we don't know, could be certain disaster. Now you could just, like, Google Maps has it. You just look like, oh, that's not really anything I want to go see. And then you never go see it. And it's. It's a shame. It is kind of a shame. I mean, I don't know, it helps things move along a little bit quicker and things that go faster. But yeah, there is a lack. It's. It's lacking for sure, Jeanette. It's.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's smart. She gets it. Very curious to see if we get through page one. That's not what this show is about, Yanette. We don't.

[Top Lobster]

Page three. Yannette.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, how about that? How about that?

[Top Lobster]

23.

[David Lee Corbo]

23. 20 more to go. Thank you for reminding us why we're here.

[Top Lobster]

I have to leave definitely by 4:30.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're disgusting. Oh, okay. All right. That's fine.

[Top Lobster]

That's an hour.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a long time in an hour.

[Top Lobster]

All right. They want you to get your eyes off the real enemy. It's always the one closest to you. But I digress. He says, I've seen every type of problem in a church to the point I can tell you immediately what their strengths and weaknesses are just by attending a service or two. And the real from the pretenders. The truth from the lies. I wonder how you feel about me. I would love to know, like, without caring about. Not without caring, but without any. Without any hard feelings what you. What you'd get from my mentality and what you've heard from what you've heard me say. Because I often wonder when I go into a church. I feel that way a little bit as well, that I'm like, I could see what's wrong here, but I'm like, perhaps I'm the one that's wrong here. I don't know. I'd like to have some third party.

[David Lee Corbo]

I feel the same way, though.

[Top Lobster]

I don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's not like I have a. A history of going to the church, but when I. When I try to, I'm like, this just feels weird. It all feels weird. It feels off somehow.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I don't feel. I don't belong when I. When I go and I congregate with the people who are in the church and. Yeah, they. I'm very perceptive to. You know how they feel? Like I can tell when someone's kind of like, blocking me out or like they're not sure or they don't like how I'm moving. So I, like, I'm perceptive of them. And I'm like, all right, I don't need to be here. I'm an adult and I'll just move along. I just wonder if it's me. Am I being abrasive? Probably. Or is it. Are they. Are they closed off? It doesn't. I don't know. We'll see.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dude, wait, wait. I just want to say this was prime 1990s. Hit lightning bugs with a wiffle bat to see how. Well. Well, what I used to love is when you smack them and they stayed lit up, you know, that's so cool.

[Top Lobster]

I would take these little things, I'd shake them and I throw them on the ground and then I'd smear them on the concrete and leave the green light. This is, I'm admitting, wholesome.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is wholesome 90s mass bug murder.

[Top Lobster]

There's no more lightning bugs. I haven't seen one long time. Maybe they're. They were just in the north, but.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dude, that's a great point. I didn't see any that last year at all.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't see one in the north for a long time when I was in New York for a long time. Like I saw them all the time when I was a kid.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is true too. There was a lot more bugs back then. Not the case now.

[Top Lobster]

Well, now there's a lot of bugs, but they're just fucking mosquitoes. They're not like different types of bugs.

[David Lee Corbo]

Genetically engineered mosquitoes with, with serial numbers on their abdomen.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. All right. So he goes, it's my God given gift, discernment that I've been told that that's my gift as well. So perhaps we suffer from the same thing. So even since I was a little kid, for example, I was born in Southern California. My parents drove to la and around two or three years old, I looked at the city from inside the car while going through it on the freeway and I saw this dark cloud over it and felt this oppressive heaviness. And I told them something to the effect of, I don't like this place. It's evil outside. It makes me sad, like they have no hope. Not exactly a quote, I'm sure, but it was a long time ago. And from what I remember, that's what I remember vividly. My parents looked at each other with raised eyebrows and turned and told me for the first time I was blessed with the gift of discernment, which comes from God. The term discernment they explained to me as is the. The ability to accurately sense the spirit of things. I've been told the same thing. So we are of the same cloth. Although I feel like, you know, over time, over time my abilities have waned, but now they're back up higher than ever. For whatever reason, he goes, I'm gonna let you read I right after this, David. But he goes, now that I told you a little of my background and hopefully a little sense of who I am and a brief introduction to my parents, let's get into some of these paranormal stories, baby.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, so it looks like it's about to start now we're about to start. We're about to start. Guys, buckle up. The show is about to commence. Commence.

[Top Lobster]

Commence hour 15 into the episode. And we're about to start. But before we do. Now I'm fucking.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was ready. I was gonna do. Do it again really quickly.

[Top Lobster]

All right, go ahead, Go ahead.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, this is story number one. It says eyes roll in the back of the head. Give me a second here. I've got my. Actually, you know what, before we do that, let me just do something real quick because I'm going to try to do something and it's just not going to work.

[Top Lobster]

All right, I'll start here. Eyes. So the name of this today's episode.

[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

Here is eyes roll in the back the head and.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's the name of the story.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, Performed by my mother at the 1984 Olympics.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, all right, I got it. I'm ready. It says my mom was a baton twirling parade.

[Top Lobster]

Fingers.

[David Lee Corbo]

What? Spirit ball sack. And then say, I'm sure this is all messed up. Nope, it's a really scary image for of it to freeze on of me.

[Top Lobster]

There we go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. My mom was a baton twirling parade champion. She was invited with her troupe to the Olympics and she heard this woman who was part of her troop talking about a situation the woman was in a few weeks before. She apparently was in a room where she saw these people have this demonic experience. These people the woman saw got stiff and straight as a board and their eyes rolled into the back of their heads. Within a day, that same woman who told that story was in a tunnel with the troop. And my mom saw her start to faint. And this same woman started stiffening up straight as a board, and her eyes rolled in the back of her head. What the shit? Falling against the wall and sliding down. My mom started praying for her quietly in her ear. Leave her in the name of Jesus. And that woman said, what? I can't hear you. And kept saying that. And my mom started praying in tongues in her ear. And within minutes, she came out of this trance and had no memory of what happened. And two years later, in 1986, that woman saw my mom again at a sorority where my mom was speaking. And she reconnected with her remembering. My mom helped her, believing she had merely experienced a fainting. But my mom wrote her a letter informing her of what actually happened and compelled her to accept Jesus Christ. I grew up hearing this story. That's interesting. Yeah, I mean, you know, it sounds like on the surface, a. A stroke. Except you typically can't praise somebody out of a stroke. Or maybe you can, I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

But they personally typically don't respond back to you. I can't hear you.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's true. That's very specific. Right, right, right. Man, that's interesting. Okay. Hulk demon. An exorcist performed by my father. You know what's great about that is it takes a strong man to remove a strong demon. So there was a good pairing up there. While my dad was a student at usc, he was asked to pray for a man. The guy was scrawny, and my father was a defensive lineman at USC football, which totally checks out.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, makes sense.

[David Lee Corbo]

That explains the running through the two by four. Suddenly, mid prayer, this guy is manifesting a demon that turns him a shade of pale green. The rage takes over his face. My dad swore that the guy like, morphed. And all of a sudden this little guy picks up my six two father off the ground by his shirt collar and throws him down his apartment stairs. My dad picks himself up, went back to the guy, and cast the demons out of him in the name of Jesus. The D, that's gangster, dude. The demon leaves him, and the guy has zero memory of what just occurred. This is crazy, because now I understand your father more. He's like, I'll be damned if I'm gonna get picked up and thrown down the stairs. It's time to harden this body up. And so now he starts slamming cinder blocks against his face and running through two by fours. I mean, it's just funny to me because as he's describing this, I'm like, yeah, couldn't have picked a heartier dude to go through that, huh?

[Top Lobster]

I Love it. This. This family is insane.

[David Lee Corbo]

They're awesome.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I wonder if his parents are passed on or if he's still out there just crushing.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

I hope he's still kicking. This is story number three. A pinkish purple blob demon exorcism. A story from my dad. My dad and a buddy offered to pray for a woman. She was agnostic, didn't believe she was a nightclub singer. She had blisters on her vocal cords and was out of work and unable to sing. I didn't even know you could do get blisters on your vocal. That's wild.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they're like vocal nodules.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is that the same thing as, like, a polyp?

[Top Lobster]

I. I think it could be similar. I know Adele had them. John Mayer had them. They could.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I heard about the Adele thing. That's right.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

My father offered to prayer to pray for healing. Rather, she agreed. They prayed, and her vocal cords were immediately healed. She was able to sing perfectly. She agreed to accept Jesus Christ and become baptized after baptism. They prayed for her to receive the Holy Spirit. And that's when she saw a pinkish purple blob of mist leave her body. It came into her through the occult. They realized she is now a pro life activist, a politician in Colorado in the past. Her name is Amy Stevens. This is a story that I heard as a kid. You know what's great about this is we're three stories in. Each one ends with this sentence. It says, I grew up hearing about this story. I grew up hearing about this story. This is a great. I mean, like, to raise an email. What's that?

[Top Lobster]

This is how you write an email.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, but. But I mean, to raise your kid and to be able to tell them these stories where mom and dad, like, partake in this spiritual warfare. That's the kind of thing. Because I wonder what's. What's more impactful. It's like raising your kids in the church. And then it's like, you know, you kind of go through this thing where like, nope, you're not allowed to do that. Nope, you can't. You know, there's a lot of, like, rules and restrictions, and a kid might grow up to resent it and then become rebellious because of it or to temper that with, like, oh, this is real. And mom and dad have been engaging in spiritual warfare for some time. And then you have these, like, family stories that you pass down. I lied to my dad, my son, when he was little, and he was like, I'm afraid of, you know, monsters. And when I'm sleeping. And I said, dude, the monsters, they're real. Yeah, but mom and dad, we killed them all in the great monster wars a few years back, and. And he was like, for real, dude? And I was like, yeah, man. It wasn't easy, but we got it done, and now there's no more left. And he was like, okay. Because I knew they were real. But, I mean, if you kill them all, which I totally believe, then I'm good now. And so that's. I wish that I could actually say something true to my son, ath, athlete, miraculously here healed sort of. While my dad was chaplain at usc, a football player had severed his Achilles tendon. Damn.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's not.

[David Lee Corbo]

That doesn't sound good at all. He says he was out of the game, probably ruined his career. He was a star player, a running back, I believe he asked my dad for. To pray for a miracle so he can continue the game. My dad prays for him. The guy jumps up and continues playing, scoring the winning touchdown. He's so excited, he goes and gets an X ray and. And excitedly says, I'm healed. God healed me. Huh? And the medical said, no, your Achilles tendon is completely severed. We have no idea how the fuck you're still walking, let alone kept playing. My dad was known for healing people. That's wild, man. This was one time. It only sort of worked for whatever reason. I think it's hilarious. Another story I heard growing up as a kid. Man, I mean, these things, to have this wealthy of. Of storytelling, you know, be something that is. Is prominent in your childhood, that that's how you bring a kid closer to God. But. But in order to do that, you got to go out and have these experiences. Can't run out, God. This is story number five. Can't run out, God. A story from my father. I had this story revised after I sent this all to my mom, because I called her to clarify some things in the stories about her experiences. Okay, cool. So Mom's still crushing. She's really happy I'm recording this and sharing it. And she read the whole thing. Please don't show her this, because we made a mockery, and she knew the details of this story better than I could recall. So here's what really happened. In the early 1980s, this woman named Helen, an international student from USC at. I'm sorry, at USC, from Guatemala, who was part of my dad's campus church, fell for a guy who was a master manipulator. And really bad dude. He was a literal sorcerer and put a witchcraft spell on a ring which he gave her. Out of nowhere, she informed everyone that she was running away with him and he was taking her away forever. Dropping out of school and taking her out of the country. This concerned the whole church. And then the Holy Spirit told my dad that she was in danger and they needed to find her and convince her to leave. This guy, my father had this buddy of his. He led to Jesus Christ, Jim DePauli, just doxing everybody. I used to shoot guns with this guy as a kid. Cool guy, cool guns based. This guy's dad was a lead mafia man in Las Vegas. He was with my dad when they found the girl in the hotel. Uh oh. The story was that they didn't know where to go, so they grabbed a thick yellow pages phone book and ripped it in half.

[Top Lobster]

Like, now what?

[David Lee Corbo]

Just ripped it in half. And this guy came out of hiding.

[Top Lobster]

He was like, all right, I can't find her though. I can't read any of these names.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. Okay. Grabbed a thick yellow pages phone book, turned the pages to the hotel section, prayed in tongues, randomly opened to a page and pointed to a hotel name, saying this one. They drove to the hotel. In the phone book, the Holy Spirit told them the exact room number. They knock on the door and Helen opens the door, shocked. She breaks down crying and rips the ring off her finger and threw it across the room. This broke the spell and she regained her senses and came back with them. Helen was at my dad's hospital bedside when he was passing in 2016. Damn. Sorry to hear that, man. That guy's a legend. Would have been cool around still hoping.

[Top Lobster]

This guy was still alive. That sucks.

[David Lee Corbo]

She happened to be in town visiting from Guatemala. Happened to be in town while he was passing away. That's incredible. She married a doctor and is a head prophetic minister in Guatemala today. Current name, Helen Cohen. Oh, interesting.

[Top Lobster]

She married a tribe member.

[David Lee Corbo]

Very cool, though. Very, very cool. The odds that she just happened to be in town visiting from Guatemala and was able to be at your dad's bedside while he was passing is incredible. Number six, Cowboy Ghost. A story with my father while on a speaking engagement in Arizona with a number of his brothers in Christ. My dad and some of his buddies go outside to pray before a big meeting. They are standing in a circle and start praying in the moonlit Arizona desert. And they hear the sound of a horse. They look around as the moon is so bright. They can still basically see everything in the night. And See, no horse. There's nothing around for miles. Yet they continue to hear a horse, and it is sounding like it's getting closer. They watch as this spectral horse sounds like it's only yards away. And they hear and see the boot prints in the sand of a cowboy familiar. Get off the horse, the sound of spurs, approach the prayer circle and literally, boot prints being made in the sand. Stopping to stand in the circle or in the outside of the circle. The men just all looked at each other and laughed it off. Like it's a sign of the enemy is trying to scare them, trying to intimidate them, and rebuked it in the name of Jesus Christ and went up, went about their lives. Another story I grew up with as a kid, that's. That's a wild thing to hear, that. And then they just go, you know, what in the name of Jesus Christ? Kick rocks, dude, this. I mean, you're all. Go ahead.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I'll read this one here. Because this looks like. So he's like, he's telling these stories as the life progresses, but this looks like where things start to develop in the story for his dad, at least. So number seven, stage collapse. A concerning story with implications for my dad. My dad was at the height of his ministry in his youth, and he gets on stage, starts calling out the kingdom of darkness. No spirit of Jezebel, no pathetic demon in the kingdom of darkness can take me out before my time. That's what his dad's saying. And just as he finished saying that, the stage upon which he was standing collapsed and he jumped in defiant. And he jumped in defiant triumph, screaming. Yeah. Shortly after this, the spiritual warfare that came against my father and my family was amplified exponentially. And it eventually destroyed our family because my dad became beaten down. My dad became beaten down and beaten down by life, and he never quite recovered. I attribute this as ignorance and arrogance. In the face of being beings that know your weakness, strategize very well. And when you call them out to battle, you better understand that it's very real. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let me ask you this top, because I'm really liking this guy. Right? The. The stage collapses. He just screams. Yeah. After he. After he jumps out of the way and doesn't fall. So look, what should we be. And. And obviously maybe there's a. What would you call that? Trademarking or something like that. We should talk to Mr. Sir Saratnak. I feel like we should start coming out with a line of workout wear just called Power Team.

[Top Lobster]

It just says yeah on it.

[David Lee Corbo]

It just Says, yeah, real big on the chest, dude. Or right, like across the back. Right. And we'll, we'll. We'll make it for. It'll be a nephilim death squad workout line and we'll, we'll cover it in cool, you know, kind of logos and things like that. It would be also cool to have, like, pictures of him, like, in that windbreaker, 90s suit.

[Top Lobster]

The. Yeah. Thing from the story that how I'm reading it the year. Almost sounds like he's a little afraid because I don't think these things could really get to you unless. Unless you're like, allowing the fear. And I'm not saying, like he's allowing the fear, but that probably shook him up a little bit. Seems like stage collapse. He jumps out, says, yeah, for the audience, but a little bit shaken up.

[David Lee Corbo]

If I like it, I'm. I'm lionizing him in my mind where, like, he feels like his spider sense goes off. His, his. His Jesus Christ sense goes off and in it. And then Jesus whispers, goes, jump, my son. And he jumps. And as he jumps, the floor falls and then he lands in like a superhero pose and he goes, yeah. And the crowd goes wild. That's what I see instead. I see like a very, like a Macho Man Randy Savage.

[Top Lobster]

It seems like it collapsed and then he jumped out of it, which sucks.

[David Lee Corbo]

He did a front, but this isn't bad. NDS tracksuits too. We should do. Or not the tracksuit, but, you know, the windbreaker, maybe that is a tracksuit. Like the windbreaker material. Right. And it's like a very 90s vibe where it matches the pants and the. The jacket and pants match together. And then across the back it just says, yeah, Christ is like, what the.

[Top Lobster]

Hell is this about?

[David Lee Corbo]

I love it, dude. I love it.

[Top Lobster]

All right. He says, attacked by a demon. Number eight, attacked by a demon possessed man. Story from my mother in 1984, my parents not yet married. My mother is meeting a friend in El Pollo Loco. It's a fast food restaurant in la. My mother had recently given her life to Christ, and the authority doctrine was being taught by Marantha Ministries, a revivalist movement spreading like wildfire at the time. Essentially one of the major ministries founding the charismatic Christian sect. It taught heavily about the doctrine of God giving us dominion over all of the earth. In Genesis and in the name of Jesus, the demons must submit to Christ as well as healing, casting out demons from people, raising the dead, etc. Wild times, glorious times. All true. Too. Too bad so many of Them got weird. That's demonic subversion for you. Yep. It's subtle, gradual, and then all at once. It first comes in through pride and not staying grounded in the scriptures and the lack of discernment and the next thing you know you got freaks barking in the spirit. That's not my church experience, but I've heard stories and seen stuff just as outrageous as it's written. My people perish for lack of knowledge. There's still some good non denominational churches that came out of this movement still exist today and are amazing. Not talking crap on the Maranta Ministries either. They were pioneers of rediscovering deep biblical truths and power. Anyway, my mom was learning this power that resides in the mighty name of Jesus and she's eating with a gal and a friend of hers. My mom is facing the door in a table booth and her friend is yammering on about some bullshit. When my mom notices this disgusting, filthy homeless man flings the doors of the Pollo Loco open like a craze, like a. Like a crazed hurry, practically jumping into the store. And he's intimidating. He's got this bug eyed, unblinking stare going on with the look of sheer hate on his face. Seething in anger, his hands locked straight out of the. In the position in front of him that appears he's, he's like. It's like he's trying to choke someone.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, so he's kind of doing like.

[Top Lobster]

One of these like a zombie stare run. He immediately turns his entire upper body in one motion without moving his neck and makes direct eye contact with my mother. And no surprise here, he starts slowly walking towards her menacingly. She's watching as this little Mexican employee who's mopping noticed the homeless dude had bad intent and tried to stop him with the mop pole.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nice base Mexican.

[Top Lobster]

The demon possessed man picked the little Mexican guy like a rag doll and pushed him out the way.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damn.

[Top Lobster]

Next, in one motion, turning to his attention, right back to my mom, locked on like a missile. My mom hadn't noticed when he first came in. My, my mom noticed when he first came in and started praying in tongues while her friend, back turned, isn't paying attention, she's just yammering about something. And my mom starts saying under her breath, but with forceful intent, I bind you in the name of Jesus. I rebuke you in the name of Jesus. The guy gets within 5ft of my mom, stops, his face turns to utter fear and he turns around in one motion like he came and ran out the door with his hands still raised like he's strangling someone.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damn.

[Top Lobster]

Her friend finally noticed that something weird just happened. And little Mexican guy asked if she was okay and she thanked him for trying to help. Her friend asked what was that all about? And my mom didn't want to freak her out, so she just said, I have no idea. It didn't really hit her at the time, but when she got home, she realized full well Satan just sent an angel to kill her.

[David Lee Corbo]

Or agent. Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And she walked away with a powerful testimony to the power of the name of Jesus. And that was told to me as a child on how to fight the demonic man.

[David Lee Corbo]

This, this guy. You know what is falling on me now? It's like I'm, I'm reading all this. These are tremendous stories and I'm kind of like, I have a lot of admiration for this guy's family and, and what they accomplished and, and you know, sort of the way they spread the word and everything. And, and then I'm like, why are you watching this show? You know what I mean? Like, it just feels like you would have such a, A better. There are better sources for this sort of thing.

[Top Lobster]

There's better shows than this one.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah. And, and I mean, I'm honored that he's at all watching this, but it's just like, damn, dude, he's probably constantly rolling his eyes. He's typing this out because he's like, these guys need help.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I wonder, I wonder how his life with his family was because I don't, I don't think it could be very easy living in a family like this with basically superhuman people. Yeah, probably very intense people. Your dad seems very intense. Like, if you didn't want to go the route of running through two by fours and casting out demons, I can't imagine that that would have been an easy conversation to had, have had with your dad.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, like, like this guy, like his father and toad are on complete opposite ends of the spectrum of like human beings. You know what I mean? It's like, and that's who we spend our time around is like a toad, you know, or like a tower gang.

[Top Lobster]

You know, Toad is actually a little bit more. I, I would say he's more like this, this guy, this guy's dad than most people. As far as like just the attitude, obviously not physically, but the attitude of like going to do it anyway, that kind of thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's true. That's true.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Now imagine how unstoppable Toad would be if he was, if he was Toting for the Lord.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Devirony says, oh, you guys do all right. Stop your filthy mouths. But other than that, it fits so it can ship. I. Oh, I like that it fits so we can chip. I really. Sometimes I think about it. I'm like, we are disgusting people. We do say horrifying things, but then, and then it just keeps happening.

[Top Lobster]

And I keep saying it.

[David Lee Corbo]

I just keep saying it, so I.

[Top Lobster]

Don'T think I'll stop. Next story. Demons recognize threats on multiple occasions over the years. Homeless demon possessed men would call my mother by name, usually with vitriol. Damn. It's. It's always the homeless guys too. Like, they're just like Agent Smiths for.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, the devil. My aunt, who's schizophrenic, would do that a lot. She would, she would like, call. I mean, obviously she knows us, but she would call like the, the answering machine and just, I don't know, just like, you know, say my mom's name over and over again. I remember one time she called my answering machine and she's like, where's David? He's dead, isn't he? You don't want to tell me that he's dead. I know he's dead. I know he's dead. Where is David? Like, that's what was on my, my answering machine at my house one day I woke up and went downstairs and pressed play and that started playing out of it. She's like, really intense. Really intense lady.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's horrifying.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was scary. I was like, I'm not fucking dead though. What does she know?

[Top Lobster]

Am I dead? On occasion. My mom walking with her non believer friend in town. They notice a homeless druggie acting crazy, throwing his backpack in the air, acting like a retard. Making retard noises. Yep. Then from across the intersection of the street, he stops and turns directly at my mom and starts yelling to my mom, whose name Dana. He says, dana, you're a. Dana, you're a. And my mom is like, what the hell? My mom's friend is like, what the hell? And my mom's like, oh, don't worry about it. It's just, you know, they just continue.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, don't worry about it. It'd be funny.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Another time, less confrontational, just as creepy. She's walking with my mom's best friend, Gina, who's also an active prayer warrior. And they're approached at the city of Dana's Point, Dana's Point harbor in California. They're approached by what would appear as a homeless man and he addressed them by name. Hi, Dana. Hi, Gina. And my mom and Gina say hello and ask, do we know you? And the demon possessed man replies, gina, you greet me every morning. Gina got creeped out as she prays over her city every morning. Oh, and interpreted this, that. And interpreted that this must be what he's talking about. He left, and they went about their day, still kind of in awe of the event.

[David Lee Corbo]

So what that really sounds like to me is these are people that the. The medical industry would. Would determine are bipolar schizophrenic. But this goes back to that precognition effect that. That schizophrenia often has on people, which is not schizophrenia. It's demonic possession. But one of the things that obviously cues you into that is that there's a precognition effect where somehow these things will make you privy to information that you shouldn't have. And it's. It's never, like, really big stuff, right? Because if it was big stuff, then these homeless people would be, like, crushing at the lottery and shit like that. But they'll whisper things to you that are about to happen, or names or places or things like that. They are the disseminators of information, which, by the way, when you go to, let's say, like, the Lesser Keys of Solomon and the way he's trapping these demons, all these demons, they have a different thing that they can do for you. And they'll often be things like. Like there. There's the. The lesser globes of Yog Sothoth, which I think is. Is really a Lovecraftian thing, but I think he's pulling that information from somewhere. And the lesser globes, the 13 globes of YOG, so thought are these other entities that are. They're essentially demons. And you can pull them in and have them do your will. And some of their will is like, well, I can help you understand ancient languages. And then another one's like, oh, well, I can help you find treasures that are lost, not take treasures from people. I can only help you find treasures that are lost specifically. And what does that sound like? That sounds like. Remember that time we were. I think it was Marzinski was talking about a guy that was able to find where drugs were because this thing told him, like, hey, in this field, underneath this plank of wood, you'll find some meth kind of a deal, right? So I think this is all. And probably these lesser spirits can do it to lesser degrees.

[Top Lobster]

Right, right, right. That's. That's heavy. I. I like the idea that this demon was like, the city itself, you know, like a. A legion, almost a hive mind.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like a power principality over who.

[Top Lobster]

The hell prays for their city. I guess. I guess.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's wild. Yeah. I've never. I've never thought to do that. Maybe that's because I'm a bad person.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe. Yeah. It seemed like a thing that a woman would do. Pray for the city. Yeah. Very, very feminine, the city.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

But maybe you should. I don't know, maybe. No, I don't care about the city. Another story involving my mom. I know. And Gina. My brother was almost killed once. We were rebellious sons. More so my brother than I. My brother moved to Humboldt, California. Near Bohemian Grove.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, he was near Bohemian Grove.

[Top Lobster]

Bohemian Grove, Bohemian Grove, Summerfield, Florida. He was out late drinking with some Australian students at the local college over. Over a rugby game on TV at a bar. He got hammered drunk, started driving home on the NorCal Highway 229, 299 in freezing temperatures. He hit some black ice on the highway, popping a tire and spun out, dodging some trees. At the exact moment, back in SoCal in Orange county, my mother and my Aunt Gina both wake up with a feeling of horror, of terror. In the middle of the night, around 3am my mom starts praying in tongues and the Holy Spirit tells her it's about my brother and that he could die. My Aunt Gina called my mom right then and says God woke her up and she was feeling. And she was freezing to death in her bed. And it was a message about what was happening to my brother. They started praying prayers of intercession for my brother to have his life spared. Back in Humboldt, my brother is blackout drunk on the highway. Good Irish, Italian mutt. He is spun out, parked parallel to a 40 yard cliff off the side of the highway.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wow.

[Top Lobster]

Facing the wrong direction. He decides to take the keys out of. To take the keys out and throw them on the floor and go to sleep. When he's literally freezing to death in cold temperatures in his truck, likely suffering from alcohol poisoning, which lowers your internal body heat. Oh, he's a legend. The police show up. The police show up and ask him if he's okay and why he's parked on the side of the road next to a cliff and he said he spun out on.

[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

The ice driving home and decided to wait until morning, the police let him go. God, I love being white. Anyway, there's. There's no knowing exactly what happened or at what time or how, but God saved my brother from plunging to his death or freezing to death in his truck. And being arrested and thrown in jail for would have been what would have been his second dui. Praise God. So your brother's just a up, huh?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah, well, that's how that goes. I mean, man, it feels like whenever it comes to brothers, I, you know, I, I don't have like, I have half siblings, but I've never known them really. But people that I've observed that have brothers, there's always like one that's trying and one that's a up. It's a, it's always like a Cain and Abel situation, just minus the murder and. Well, sometimes not. But some of my best friends who have had brothers, it's almost like unanimously observable that one of them will have been like this. You know, he's just fucking up. He's lost in the sauce, he's drinking and he's, he's making bad decisions and the other brothers trying to, to do better kind of a deal. Yeah, that's just something that I see a lot.

[Top Lobster]

Wonder which one of my kids is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I don't know if it happens with sis. With sisters and brothers, but I know when I see two boys there's usually a direct polar opposite in some aspect of their behavior. And so Sounds like this guy's one of those.

[Top Lobster]

All right, we'll read. We'll read. Maybe, I don't know, one more because we're still only nine pages in of.

[David Lee Corbo]

23, and this one, number 12 that we're about to get into, is actually a bit longer than the other ones. So maybe this one. Maybe one more afterwards.

[Top Lobster]

All right, so another story. Personal earlier life healing. He says. I was a very righteous young man. Never even fell into watching porn until I was 17. I was in martial arts for eight years, sustaining a knee injury from some weird bone density in my right knee. Started growing at the top of my shin. I have the same thing. It's in my knee joint. Yeah, Very weird.

[David Lee Corbo]

You got osteoporosis?

[Top Lobster]

Nah, it's just a. I. Well, I broken. Broken some bones, and I had, like, a. Like a growth that grows. It's very strange.

[David Lee Corbo]

I've never had. I never broken a bone because I'm incredibly durable and very strong. Never broke.

[Top Lobster]

Good for you. I've broken a lot of bones. You're just not trying hard enough. Some weird bone density is. Right knee started to grow to his shin at his knee joint, which hurts like a motherfucker to squat down with. It does. I'm sure. It didn't help that I was overweight. It was problematic. When I joined football in high school, the kids made fun of me for not being able to squat down. As far as I'm gay. And the defensive lineman, you know, getting low in your stance to hit your opponent was important. At the age of 14, in the summertime, I attended a church at the behest of my mother, who was seeking God after a horrible divorce between my parents over monetary stress and extreme sucks. Yeah. Extreme demonic warfare against my family, especially going after the mind of my father.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, dude, that sucks. That sucks because that's part of the reason that you were fat, I'd imagine, at 14, is because when you got genetics like that, you're gonna go through a fat stage before you start putting on that muscle. Right? Your dad is the big dude, man. I hate to hear that, because these folks are cool as Everything you showed us up to this point was really awesome. It's. It's. It's sad to hear that.

[Top Lobster]

So his dad allowed too many ungodly people to speak into his life, poisoning his mind with lies that would later become his undoing. Turning the truth he once held sacred about manhood into something that was like. He forgot that he once stood up, stood upon it. You see a lot of that a Lot of different people. My mom was also acting like a crazy nagging at the time too. She literally changed overnight after getting deliverance from some demons of insecurity. Not something anyone prayed with. My mom over. God told her that through the Holy Spirit after she was praying where she then threw up some black stuff in a trash can and heard God tell her insecurity left you. This is wild. This guy's family is leading a wild life. Anyway, at the time being horrific, shrill, fearful being horrific, shrill feel for fearful nag didn't help a man who just had his entire life destroyed for doing the right thing. A few years earlier, dad was standing up against a corrupt church he was a lower level leader in. Basically they got culty and controlling which my dad and mom were not okay with. They told my father if he didn't like how they did things, he could leave. And so my dad said he would leave. Mind you, my dad brought, brought in their biggest and most financially successful church members whose donation the church relied on. He was responsible for why half the people in this massive church were there. So what they did was go on stage and lie to the congregation, said my dad had a demon, that he was being removed from the church because he was a demon disobedient to church authority and basically everyone was commanded to shun him. And that financially, yeah, he should have ran like two by fours that financially crucified him and his entire reputation publicly with lies and cult like ostracism, even from many of his closest friends, including the man he named my brother after, which took him many years to recover from. That happened to me. But not. I wasn't as monetarily devastated because I had no monetary ties to this church. But yes, it's a common practice in the church where if you do call out the things that they're doing wrong there, which I'd say in the church that I was going to is probably like money embezzlement and misuse of funds. If you call that out, you get called XYZ and then you will get expelled from the church. But your dad had an entire career off of it with the family, which is unfortunate.

[David Lee Corbo]

It sucks too because even though it's, it's a church and there's obviously, you know, this, the, the focus is spiritual. You can still have like regular logistical fallings out with people in the church, but it just seems like it's, it's always going to be, there's always going to be an opportunity to besmirch the person who leaves by saying like they're demon possessed or something like that. Just given the nature of what everybody's there to talk about in the first.

[Top Lobster]

Place, which really, it really takes away from. Because I've heard, I've heard that so many times, like, oh, that person just has a demon. That's why I was like, maybe not. Maybe you're a. Yeah, it's like, oh.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, that person just had technical disagreements with you.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And. And now they're, now you're saying that they're spiritually compromised.

[Top Lobster]

That could be a demon. Could be a demon. But if you continue to throw that around so much, that's why I didn't believe in that stuff for the longest time. I'm still hesitant to attribute, like, well, that was a demon. You know, I don't know. There's a lot of reasons people do things, and then there's also spiritual warfare.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right, right, right.

[Top Lobster]

But you know, people, they, they like to, especially in churches. Like, this is why, this is why, like, he was talking about the Charismatic Church, how it's become so goddamn goofy. Yeah, yeah, it's goofy because, I don't know, like, you continue, if you continue to call everything demons when really this is a monetary issue that, you know the church, you're treating it like a business and now it's a monetary issue. Well, you should deal with it that way like adults. But instead, you know, now your entire doctrine is undermined. Yeah. And.

[David Lee Corbo]

And you're also creating this situation where now you're losing your, like, my wife used to be a Jehovah Witness. And, and so many of them are terrified to leave if they disagree with the doctrine or one thing or another, because you lose this community. And so, and that's what they do in the, in, in Jehovah Witnesses, they tell you not to talk to the person who's been disfellowshipped because basically whatever's going on is, is going to be corrosive to you too. So you need to cut all ties with them. So it's like they have this thing that they can hang over your head, and that thing is your connection to your congregation. And not only could they make it so they don't talk to you anymore, but they also can make it so that they think that you're demonic and that interacting with you is going to be bad for them spiritually. It's, it's, it's up.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, all right, let's finish this up. Like I said, I've seen the worst of some of what churches have to offer. Anyway, years later, that church got raided by the FBI and never recovered.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damn.

[Top Lobster]

To that, I can only say, Dio Vindici. God is our Vindicator. Yep. After this, all the people came crawling back to beg my dad for forgiveness. But at the time, he also gained a bunch of weight and suffered a horrible catastrophic knee injury, where he then had a botched surgery in an attempt to fix it, which he didn't even know was a botched surgery until years of therapy later, which X rays revealed he shouldn't have been able to walk at all. He walked with a waddling limb for the rest of his life. The man was depressed for a long time, but that's a story for another time. Long story, short, short lesson is. Long story, short lesson is legends are still people, and the mightiest warriors get the hardest wars. And many times, good men die in battle. Yep. Back to the story about my personal healing. Yeah, he's right. You'll. You know, it's. It's funny, man. Like, these. These people live fast lives and do incredible things, but at the end of it, it's kind of like they're not. Like, it's not built for longevity.

[David Lee Corbo]

No.

[Top Lobster]

That type of character.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're not. We're not perfect, and we're not Christ. And, you know, you see that thing a lot where it's like, let's say somebody does something and you champion them, and then they just don't want to do it anymore. Let's say it's even. That they don't want to do it anymore. Then you look to this person, you're like, why don't you do it? Do the thing?

[Top Lobster]

I was like, yeah, run through the wood.

[David Lee Corbo]

Run through the wood again.

[Top Lobster]

Do the thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, okay. Like, when I got into that. That argument with Twitter, with black Twitter, it was like, you know, part of the reason that it was so viral is because it resonated with people. I was just telling a story about my kid getting picked on by, like, black kids or whatever, and, you know, other people put all their baggage in it. You put baggage in it. You say that I hate black people. It's like, you put that in there. I didn't say that. Or you put baggage in there. And you're like, yeah, these black people do that. And it's like, I just told you a story. Whatever you're attaching to it is. Is on you. But somebody hit me up in my DMs one time, and they were sending me more stuff that would have, like, inflamed me about the black community. And I Could see what they were doing. They were trying to get me to go back into battle, you know, and.

[Top Lobster]

It'S like they're trying to make you dance.

[David Lee Corbo]

They're trying. Well, it's not even that they're trying to make me dance. It was like the people look for a champion. And it's like, I don't know, man. I went out there and I swung a broadsword and I did something that was considerable. And then I. And then I came back and. You want to send me back out there? Like, no, you know, like, I don't know. People just look for a champion. They look for this, this, this hero. We look to people like, we look to Christ.

[Top Lobster]

And it's like, get it all the time. Like, because when. Yeah, they're like, they'll send him. Be like, hey, look at this. Look at what these, these Abbo's did. Look at what these black people did. And I'm like, oh, you want me to do a viral tweet off of it? Yeah, like what you're sending me. And I. Sometimes it's funny. I'm like, yeah, that's kind of funny. I don't know, I just. I don't feel like having anything to say about it right now. But you know what it is?

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like, imagine you're. This is very funny. Imagine you're like in an army and you watch. I don't even know what that is. What is btsd?

[Top Lobster]

Btsd? Black. There's something syndrome.

[David Lee Corbo]

So, so, so imagine you're. You're in a war and you watch, like one dude in particular goes out and just does just countless bodies. Right? Countless bodies. And then he comes back and instead of being like, wow, look what this person's done. Let's move on. Now it's like, get out there and do it again. I was like, he's tired. He's been swinging a sword. It's also crazy that he made it out with his head still attached. And you're like, yeah, but go do it again. Go do it again. And it's like, I don't know. I just see that a lot. And, And I understand the, the reason it happened to me is because I just said something that a lot of people thought what were too afraid to say. But it's like the remedy to that isn't championing another person that's doing it, it's doing it yourself.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know, it's get, get out there and do it yourself. Stop looking for we're only flesh and we're going to deteriorate. We're going to fall apart. And unfortunately, if you stick around long enough, you're probably going to fall on your fucking face. So. Yeah, that's not. No, no, that's very.

[Top Lobster]

Run through that wood yourself, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, baby.

[Top Lobster]

They showed you. They showed you what's possible. That's really what he's doing here. To continue to do it is just. It's a lot to ask, but it's also, you know, what this person did, they made a career off of doing this sort of thing. That's a. It's a rough road.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And I just want to say, because this is the last paragraph, and then we're gonna wrap it up because. And we'll do. Maybe we'll do a double this week to finish this guy's. But I just want to say, like, it's sad to hear the ways in which this dude, like, it's just kind of an arc, right? We started this story being like, this dude.

[Top Lobster]

He's so cool, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

He's running through boards and. And then unfortunately. And it just is the nature of things.

[Top Lobster]

We.

[David Lee Corbo]

We get to this point in the story where it's like, it's sad and. But it shouldn't be because it's, you know, death awaits us all and we're all fallible. None of us are perfect. None of us are Christian. But look what this guy did do for a period of time. Like, this guy did some really cool. And brought a lot of people to God through the things like that guy.

[Top Lobster]

Ron Coleman, where they were. You know, he's. He's basically like on those. He's on those paraplegic crutches. And they asked him, they're like, if you can go back, would you do all those steroids? And he's like, I was like a God when I did it. Like, for those, like, five, six years when I was doing it, he's like, I was like a God. You will never experience that now. His knees don't work, his back's. And he's like, can barely move. But he's like, no, I would do it again. Because in that time when you could do that, what did you do? Yeah, most people did nothing or just cruised. You know, this guy did something fantastic for this. This amount of time. It's whatever. I mean, listen, let's read the rest of his story, see how this plays out, because it doesn't sound great, but, man, when he did what he did, when he did it, it's incredible. So. All right. He continues. I attend this church with my mom and I have this awful knee pain. This church has been gaining a reputation for moving in the Holy Spirit's power and having breakout, healing and miracles. They have a guest speaker, some healer, and he starts preaching about sin and repentance because unrepentant sin blocks healing and breakthrough in our life. He invites people to get up for confession and repentance where he then. Where he will then pray for their need. And so he asked me if I have anything I need to repent of. I tell him, not that I can think of. I can tell he doesn't believe me. He asked me if I ever watch porn. I told him no. He said, then do you want to repent for what do you want to repent for? It took me a minute, and I said, I don't know what sin I've committed, but I'm sure I'm guilty of something, and I want to repent, even if it's simply my pride. He prays for me. Several people surround and lay hands on me, praying in tongues, the whole Pentecostal nine yards. And he tells me, bend down. Do you feel pain in your knees? I bend down and I hear a crack or two. And then I notice I didn't need help standing up, and I have zero pain. I do it again, no pain. And I praise God publicly to the congregation for my healing. It was the first experience I had that I recognized God did something miraculous for me. But I wanted. Sorry. It was the first experience I had that I recognized God did something miraculous for me. But I wanted more, which led me to some crazy paths, including denial and near rejection of God and what he did for me. But I never denied God just what I just. That what I experienced was a genuine miracle. Years later, as my mind drifted away from the Lord into the corruption of.

[David Lee Corbo]

Public high school, man, that's a look. I mean, that's where we're gonna have to put a pin in it. But I'm down for doing a double this week on. On NDS Chronicles because it's a fascinating story, but I don't know that I'd be able to go through something like that and not. There's, like, a part of my brain that would ridicule it. You know, when he's saying, like, all these people, they come around them, they touch him on the shoulder, they start speaking in tongues. Man, that's hard for me. That's hard for me.

[Top Lobster]

It is weird. I don't like it.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's weird. I don't like it. And I Also, I also recognize people's proclivity for faking it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And. And. And I. It's so. It would be so hard for me to not look to these faces that are uttering tongues around me and go, like, you're. You're making. Not that you're making up, but it's like, okay. You ever been in school? Middle school or high school?

[Top Lobster]

Look at what he says here, though, about his dad. There's, like, a lot of people around his dad just talking, like, just a lot of talkers. And he led a lot of them too close. And I feel like in that type of a church, when you're dealing with people who are talkers.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You're gonna. You can fall into some weird stuff with them.

[David Lee Corbo]

Man, we are dangerous. The talkers are dangerous. I've been able to talk myself in and out of lots of things that I probably shouldn't have been able to Multiple average.

[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. I think it. I think it's actually. No, I don't know what it is. I don't want to say anything. I gotta figure out what it is. But, yeah, that's. That's another thing I managed to talk my way into. I don't even understand how I did that. So. So you do got to be careful with those people. But look, look. Remember being in school and somebody would die, and it's. It's. It's sad. But then you would watch the theatrics of people in your school who, you know, didn't really know that guy. And that sort of thing would happen a lot. Not. Not a lot. I mean, how many. How many kids die, right? You know, when you're going to school? But it happened enough times that I was able to observe it. And I would look at people and I'd go, I know you. I know you didn't have a relationship with this person, but you're engaging in this theatrical crying a lot of the time. It's. It's women. And look, maybe I'm just a little bit emotionally dead. Maybe I should have felt sadder about these kids passing away when they did. Like, I remember in particular, there were two friends who got into a car accident and died. And I knew them. In fact, I actually asked them. Well, I didn't ask him because I was embarrassed. My cousin.

[Top Lobster]

I did it.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was in me. I'm the one who cut their brakes. Now, my. My cousin asked them. We were in detention one day. He asked them for a ride back to our town after detention because they were still there. They said no. And then that day, they actually got into Now. My cousin, of course, was like, oh, I asked them for a ride. And he's part of the big conversation now. And it's basically saying, like, it could have been me too. Which I recognize as a way to garner sympathy. And I didn't like that. And what I recognized that everybody else's tears who didn't really know these kids were also doing it to be part of this, like, sympathetic thing, ritual that was going on. But I couldn't bring myself to do it. Ever since then, I have recognized that people will. They want to be a part of something they want to be a part of drama they want to be a part of. Because otherwise your lives are very boring. And that, to me, is very dangerous. So I've never been able to unplug myself from that. If I was in a church and everybody was gathering around me and they were speaking in tongues, I would not be able to not ask myself, how many of you people are here because you lack drama in your own lives and you want to.

[Top Lobster]

That is genuine. That's like a. Again, like a spirit of discernment is something that is helpful there. Because I've been in churches and there are. There are. There have been a couple of times where people have been speaking in tongues around me, and I'm like, oh, all right, that's happening. And it's overwhelming. It's a strange thing. There's been a handful of times where they're speaking in tongues, and immediately I'm like, distaste. I don't like this, and I don't know why. And I'll. I would, like, tell my mom or someone next to me. I'm like, I don't like this. And like, just shut up, Shut up. They're speaking.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, look at this. Anti species, it says. I had two instances where women Prayed over me in tongues and it didn't work. I think there's something wrong with me. But it's like, how do you know if it's you or if these people even believe what they're doing or they're just going through the motions because it makes a good story later on. Well, today I. I prayed over some poor lost soul and, you know, I think she's probably going to find her way now. So I did my thing. You know what I mean? It's like it's inserting yourself into. Into drama. I'm not saying that these things aren't real at all. That's not at all what I'm saying.

[Top Lobster]

If you're closed off to it, though, which I like for a number of years I was, I probably would still.

[David Lee Corbo]

Be top if a bunch of people do. I mean, look, I. I think I know you well enough. If we were out someplace, maybe if you saw that it was profound and meaningful, like the odds of this happening to me right now are strange. And so maybe then you would give into it. But I feel like it would need to be the right circumstance if people just came over you and started praying over you. I don't know that. No, I'm not. I would be like, top is probably thinking, this is weird.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it would be. Unless it's not weird. But yeah, most of the time. Sometimes it could have even been legit. But like the times where I remember that, that I'm talking about in circumstances like that, I was disenfranchised with the church and I would cut myself off intentionally. It's. It in a way still sort of am not willing to be open in the church. Like if I go there and they're like, come to the front, we're doing prayers, I'm like, I don't. No, I'm not going to do that. I don't like the show of it. If I'm going to pray, I will pray by myself. Other people don't need to see what I'm doing here. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they do. Maybe.

[David Lee Corbo]

How do you pray when you pray.

[Top Lobster]

Out loud and just talking to somebody?

[David Lee Corbo]

I do two modes. Like, I do the talking, but then I, I. This is going to sound so weird, but most of the time when I pray, maybe if I'm. Maybe if I'm laughing at this, maybe I should stop doing it. Most of the time when I pray, I'm naked.

[Top Lobster]

That's weird.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, because you know why? Because I. It like number one, it happens in the shower. That's where I feel it, because I feel like there's something to water. And I. And I humble myself. I'm like, on my knees. I'll talk to God and walk and talk to God, but if I'm praying, I'm on my knees. And I guess maybe coincidentally, I'm naked now. If I say it now, it sounds really weird. Maybe I should probably stop doing that. I don't know. I don't know how to do it. All right. I'm kind of new to it. Yeah. When I went to a church not long ago, they. They did the whole hands in the airs thing like that. You know, you put your hands and you do. And I couldn't even do that. I'm like, why am I fucking doing that? I would never do this. I could. You know why? Because I went to Coheed in Cambria when I was in New Orleans last year, and I didn't fucking put my hands in the air and jump around, because I don't do that, period. Because it. To me, it's like. It's like this. This way of forsaking the individual and becoming part of a group. I have a real hard time with that. A real hard time with that.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Curtis doesn't like it either. He says, totally vulnerable to the Lord. I get it. I. I rationalize it in a weird way. I'm like, God didn't like when Adam and Eve knew they were naked. He's like, why the do you know that you're naked? Who told you that? And so, to me, like, my clothes are like this materialistic thing. They're brand names. You know what I mean? They're fashion. Like, it's all just seems too much. And so I'm naked. I could feel you think it's weird.

[Top Lobster]

It's a little strange, but. Hey, man, dude, whatever you're gonna do, you know, that's.

[David Lee Corbo]

Do what you're gonna do, baby. That's it.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think that there's a clothing requirement for when you pray, I suppose. Just. You're supposed to just pray.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I'm not supposed to wear blended cloths, Cotton and polyester blends or something like that.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's right. That's right.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a frequency thing, baby. And I feel like my frequencies are just crushing when I'm naked.

[Top Lobster]

Listen, if you guys want to crush when you're praying, they have the best flannel sheets.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is real, guys. We're not even making this shit up.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, see? Promo code squad, that's Mike Lindell. On there. That's his face. That's our promo code. Go ahead and buy a pillow. 30%. It's pretty good.

[David Lee Corbo]

Didn't really know Mike Lindell used to be a crackhead.

[Top Lobster]

I would love to talk to him on the show. He's probably got some experiences.

[David Lee Corbo]

Apparently, he was a crackhead, and he was still making pillows. And other crackheads were like, what are you doing? He's like, shredding these pillows, dog. What are you doing?

[Top Lobster]

I'm gonna be a billionaire. What are you doing, dog?

[David Lee Corbo]

And then legitimately, I mean, he's like, one of the coolest success stories. I talked to his team the other day, and they tell you all that, and I'm like, damn, that's awesome, man. What a. What a. I mean, unbelievable. He's. Now look at him.

[Top Lobster]

Look at him. He's.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's. He's. He's crushing. And he was previously a crackhead. I mean, that's inspiring as.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dude, I. I really. I do like Michael Lindell. I don't know. People want to hate him, but I just. I do like him. He was one of the guys that was calling out the election. He was. He's just doesn't. And good for him. Good for him. You got, like a multi. Like, multi million dollar company, and people rely on you. Still kept his shit in big box stores, still said what he thought, and he's like, you know what? I'm selling a really common item that you can buy anywhere, but my shit is better. And he's just selling these pillows. Slanging. Pillows. Slanging.

[David Lee Corbo]

Anybody who doesn't like Mike Lindell has never laid out of my pillow. And I'm excited, too, because right now we're in the middle of this. Like, we have to tell the reps what we want so they can send us stuff so we could talk about it. I'm so excited because I hear such amazing things about my pillow and my pillow. Dude, I have a yellow pillow. I have the yellow pillow, so I got to get rid of the yellow pillow.

[Top Lobster]

I got to get a pillow. We need a. Yeah, I need a mind comfy. My pillow. My dog's going to have a My pillow. Dog bed. We're going to be sleeping in luxury.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dude, this is so excited. I'm getting my pillow slippers so that I always. Wherever I go, Mike Lindell is right there with me. Dude, I'm so excited.

[Top Lobster]

One towel. One towel. $30 maybe. I don't know. Go check out the prices. Go check out the stuff. But the pillows for sure are really Cool. I need a new mattress too. I might actually buy a my pillow mattress. This is a big plug for my pillow. I guess they're the new sponsor, so.

[David Lee Corbo]

Promo code squad, baby.

[Top Lobster]

Promo codes. Well, it's just super cool.

[David Lee Corbo]

We made it now.

[Top Lobster]

We made it.

[David Lee Corbo]

And yes. Slippers, baby. Yeah, we're gonna do that. We're gonna do all kinds of stuff. NDS plate carriers. Shout out to Soul Risk. Because I'm feeding for content. Guys, don't pull that 30 minute BS on me. This was an entire episode. We decided to let the whole thing go. Now that we do have some YouTubers here, I just want to say that the reason we have been doing no content on YouTube is because they tried to nuke us. And we can't get nuked, baby boy. So we got to just kind of ease up on the content.

[Top Lobster]

Yep. Going to Delete this from YouTube once it's over and you'll get some clips. So watch us on Rumble or whatever and then I don't know, we'll see. NDS by the way, again, guys, this is. This has been great. This. I'm glad with the guest didn't show up. NDS patches. We are. I just spoke with my producer and we are going to be working on the letterman jackets that has like the original NDS patches. Very high quality, really nice stuff. They're going to be super dope. That should be on sale in a couple of days. Just need to get some odds and ends tied off and make sure everything is like looking perfect with it. Because if it's not exactly how I want it, I'm not going to move forward with those. So.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right.

[Top Lobster]

Yep. They're going to be super limited too. So whoever gets them, gets them. I don't think I'll do them again once those patches are out. That's that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Amen. Rat says. Did you guys approach my pillow or did they approach you? We reached out to them. And what I want to say is, guys, if you have any dreams, dude, any aspirations and you think that there are things that stand in your way, you will only find out if you try. And I find that over and over again. If I just make an effort towards something, some door that should never be open to me opens like I'm functionally. And Mike Lindell's like, this is a guy I want to go into business with. I mean, that's incredible. That's incredible. So I just wanted to put that out there, you know, because it is wild that we did this and anybody can. If we can do it, anybody can. If you have a thing that you want to pursue, please, for the love of God, pursue it. Don't. Stop. Stop doing the thing you hate. Stop doing the thing you hate and start doing the thing that you actually want to do. Please. Please. That's all.

[Top Lobster]

That's it.

[David Lee Corbo]

And look, I deserve this.

[Top Lobster]

That's it, guys.

[David Lee Corbo]

That was good.

[Top Lobster]

All right. Until next time, don't forget to obey some to comply. See you later.

[David Lee Corbo]

The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is.

[Captain Morgan]

A oblong box in the corner of the room.

[Top Lobster]

It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. You can persuasion that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see to go. Because they'll lack in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's happening. And they have.