012: NDS Chronicles - The Mirror

Summary

Nephilim Death Squad – Episode 012: NDS Chronicles - The Mirror

Release Date: March 20, 2025

In Episode 012 of "Nephilim Death Squad," hosted by Top Lobsta Productions’ Top Lobster and David Lee Corbo (also known as the Raven), the dynamic duo delves deep into the realm of paranormal experiences submitted by their listeners. True to their show's description, they explore conspiracies through a Biblical lens, intertwining personal anecdotes with broader supernatural themes.

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1. Revival of NDS Chronicles

After experiencing scheduling issues with a guest, Top Lobster and David Lee Corbo pivot to resuscitate the "NDS Chronicles" segment. This segment focuses on reading and discussing paranormal testimony submitted by their audience.

Top Lobster: "We had somebody here named Laura who reached out to us... we decided that it's time to bring back Chronicles." [04:33]

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2. Listener Submission: Laura's Spiritual Community Experience

Laura, a Confessionals member, shares her unsettling experience visiting a spiritually inclined community. The community engages in New Age practices, including Kundalini awakenings and frequent use of hallucinogens.

David Lee Corbo: "I actually felt a bit ill and sad when I was there. I had no reason to feel down." [02:14]

Top Lobster: "What is Kundalini? I think it has something to do with the butthole." [07:30]

The conversation touches upon the overlap between New Age beliefs and Christian mysticism, with both hosts expressing skepticism about spiritual practices diverging from traditional religious teachings.

David Lee Corbo: "I think all of that is very similar... the nature of the entities that you're in communion with, that's where you're wrong." [20:54]

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3. Debate on Religion and Supernaturalism

The hosts engage in a heated discussion about the influence of Rabbinic Judaism on Christianity, arguing that modern interpretations have subverted original Biblical teachings.

Top Lobster: "It's not just their attributes, but what he's talking about." [28:15]

David Lee Corbo: "Revelation 3:9... those who call themselves Jews but are not, they are of the synagogue of Satan." [32:35]

This segment delves into controversial interpretations of religious texts, highlighting censorship issues and the challenges of discussing sensitive topics without being labeled anti-Semitic.

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4. Reading and Critiquing Matt's Submission

Matt recounts a traumatic drug experience involving 2C-B and other research chemicals, leading to a near-death experience where he interacts with a disembodied entity.

David Lee Corbo: "Yo, how fucked up is that?" [54:02]

Top Lobster: "If I was an entity, I'd screw with you." [56:30]

The hosts humorously critique Matt's narrative style, pointing out grammatical errors and the dramatization of his experience.

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5. Handling Submissions from John (empty113)

John shares his struggle with mental health, leading to a breakdown influenced by supernatural voices and entities. The hosts respond with a mix of empathy and satire, emphasizing their stance against doxxing and maintaining listener anonymity.

Top Lobster: "We're picking up his trash off the curb. Merkel's rejects." [63:40]

David Lee Corbo: "These things don't like to be exposed." [122:10]

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6. Kate's Brief Horror Encounter

Kate narrates a childhood nightmare involving the Grim Reaper and shape-shifting creatures in her closet. Her vivid recounting of sleep paralysis and subsequent fear of mirrors underscores the podcast's focus on personal horror experiences.

Top Lobster: "That's a wild story, Chris." [107:28]

David Lee Corbo: "You've got a red circle on your leg from Kool Aid, kid. That's an implant." [116:07]

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7. Interactive Segment and Audience Engagement

Throughout the episode, Top Lobster and David Lee Corbo interact with live chat comments, addressing listener questions and comments with their characteristic blend of humor and irreverence.

Top Lobster: "Nephilim D Squad gmail.com... give us the details." [122:08]

David Lee Corbo: "Keep giving us stories, and we'll roast them." [122:39]

They encourage further audience participation, inviting listeners to submit more paranormal testimonies for future episodes.

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8. Reflections and Future Directions

As the episode progresses, the hosts reflect on their podcasting journey, the nature of their content, and potential future projects. They express a desire to maintain authenticity while expanding their narrative scope, considering deep dives into specific supernatural phenomena.

David Lee Corbo: "It's worth going down for goodness... We'll see you later." [124:30]

Top Lobster: "If you have stories, send them our way." [122:08]

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Notable Quotes

• David Lee Corbo: "Revelation 3:9... those who call themselves Jews but are not, they are of the synagogue of Satan." [32:35]

• Top Lobster: "Playing nice is overrated. We push all the buttons, we cross all the lines." [00:10]

• Matt's Submission: "I grabbed my buddy's arm and said, dude, something ain't right." [52:35]

• Kate's Story: "I was lying on the bed on the floor when the basement door slowly creaked open." [70:05]

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Conclusion

Episode 012 of "Nephilim Death Squad" offers listeners an unfiltered look into personal supernatural experiences, couched within the hosts' distinctive blend of humor, controversy, and theological debate. By reading and critiquing listener submissions, Top Lobster and David Lee Corbo foster a community engaged in exploring the obscure intersections of religion, conspiracy, and the paranormal. Despite their irreverent approach, the hosts tackle profound and often troubling subjects, inviting listeners to question and ponder the mysteries that lie beyond the everyday.

For those intrigued by the convergence of Biblical perspectives and modern conspiracies, this episode serves as a compelling testament to the enduring allure of the unexplained within the framework of faith and skepticism.

Transcript

[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

Going on and what is really going.

[Top Lobster]

On is absolutely enormous. Oh yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dear.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, there's some nephilim.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying. What happened to the home of the brave? They control this now when no one's talking about it. Man, it's finally slaves and everybody's just walking around heading the closet won't awaken to a dead in the grave but.

[Top Lobster]

Then it's too late.

[David Lee Corbo]

We need to be ready to raise up. Welcome to the end of day Everybody is slaves. Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in their hands. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven, that is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. Before we get into today's episode, I would Just like to remind all of the live viewers that this is a 30 minute preview only. Sometime around the 30 minute mark, we'll be going live exclusively to patreon.combackslash where you can continue watching along, enjoying an ad free viewing experience, gaining access to the episode before the general public. And you could do it all for free. That's right, guys. We have a seven day free trial. And our challenge to you is try to get in there, absorb as much content as you possibly can before that billing cycle kicks in. And I bet you you won't be able to do it. And I'm willing to bet that you're going to stick around for more after that seven day free trial ends. That is the gamble that Top Lobster and I are willing to take. Head over to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad, support the show and watch these episodes. Also, guys, consider going over to top lobster.com where you will actually have a discount code off of merchandise from toplobster.com on Patreon and you can use that towards the NDS jacket as well as a bunch of other designs. Dangerous Dayquil Spice Boys, which is a staple of NDS Chronicles. If you're a Spice Boy, then we got a shirt for you.

[Top Lobster]

You can even go here and listen to the show.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's true too. You can listen while you shop. I really like that little feature on the website there. It's very kind of cool. It is cool. So you guys can go and check that out. Check out all these designs that Top Lobster himself makes. Did you guys know that it's actually this terrible Puerto Rican that makes all of those beautiful designs on toplobster.com? all right, guys, we had to do a little bit of a side step today. Guest fell through, but we improvised and we decided that it's time to bring back Chronicles. It's been a while since our last episode and I think we're gonna jump straight into it. We have somebody here named Laura who reached out to us and we don't read any of these, by the way, before we read them on air. I kind of like doing that. I don't know about you, Top, but I like, like having the experience with the audience.

[Top Lobster]

This is, this is more of like a bottom feeder sort of thing that we're doing here because Laura is. What was that?

[David Lee Corbo]

I said we're eating ass. Bottom feeder. It was a point.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's like a very lobster kind of thing. Bottom of the ocean feeding. Yeah. Laura is a Confessionals member. She was on the confessionals app. That's a Tony Merkel show. And she was like, hey, Tony, I emailed you, but you didn't answer. And I don't know if that. I guess she didn't really want to go on the show anyway. So I was like, hey, I'll answer. Email me your. Your story. And she's like, oh, word? And I said, yeah. So she emailed us a story, and now we're gonna read it. So we're just slowly moving into Merkel's lane. We're just fine.

[David Lee Corbo]

Raping his things, like, off the by. That's what Tony has leftovers. And we're rushing over, and we're grabbing his plate, and we're eating. We're eating the leftovers off of Tony. Tony Merkel's plate. And, you know, to this lady's credit, I. I almost feel bad. She's like, I would have liked Tony Merkel to read this, but I guess I'll settle for you guys.

[Top Lobster]

She doesn't even know who we are, so this is gonna be fantastic. I'm very excited. I hope she enjoys this. I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't. I'm sure she'll never see it. All right, so you might start it off, top.

[Top Lobster]

Sure, go ahead.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. So it says, hey, so my friends live in a spiritual notice.

[Top Lobster]

Notice. It's not hey, top. And Raven, she's just like, hey, whatever.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's hey, comma.

[Top Lobster]

So I gotta tell somebody this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hey, whoever the hell these guys are, my friends live in a spiritual community, and I went to visit her the other day. They're fully into all the new age practices and take a lot of hallucinogens, and many of them have had Kundalini awakenings.

[Top Lobster]

That's, like, the butthole stuff.

[David Lee Corbo]

I actually felt a bit ill and sad when I was there. I'm not sure if it's a spiritual thing or not. I had no reason to feel down. It swept over me quite dramatically, actually. Anyway, one of the guys there was talking to me about how he kept having crazy dreams where he'd meet all his ancestors and all that jazz. Oh, that's fascinating. So already we've got a Kundalini. Yoga, hallucinogenics, and ancestor communication. Very, very good start.

[Top Lobster]

What is. What is kundalini?

[David Lee Corbo]

Is this Kundalini is this idea? What I think it is is very similar to how the new age movement says, like, oh, you've got 33 vertebrae, and your spine produces that Christos oil. And through a meditative process. You can sort of migrate that oil to your pineal gland. And once that happens, you have, like, a breakthrough. You become a sort of ascended master. I think all of that is very similar. The ascended master move, the Kundalini awakening, and the. What would you call it, like, nirvana, like the Buddhist Nirvana.

[Top Lobster]

It's a dormant spiritual energy that's believed to reside at the base of the spine. I think it has something to do with the butthole. All this stuff always revolves around the butthole.

[David Lee Corbo]

But there you go, right? The spine. It's this, it's this. Yeah, whatever. Energy oil. Interesting. Never. Never good. When you have that in conjunction with ancestor worship or community communicating with your. Your deceased ancestors. He goes on to say he then casually dropped into conversation that he was getting into scripture.

[Top Lobster]

I got scripture.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Really? What kind of scripture? You know how exciting it is when you meet somebody who might be on the same wavelength as you and it makes you feel all giddy like a kid at this. Simply not happened to me. I guess it does happen to me. If you talk to somebody and they're also schizo and they have a bunch of conspiracies knocking around in their head, it is an exciting move.

[Top Lobster]

I'm so dead inside, though, where I'm like. Even if they do hit a lot of these markers like what she's talking about, I'm not even going to read the next sentence. But he is a. He's hitting these markers with her. But I have a feeling that there. Because there's a lot of overlap between New age religion and this kind of like supernatural Christianity.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes. Christian mysticism. Right?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And it's. It's a natural overlap. It's just that I think what this guy's doing is going to turn out to be gay. But let's keep reading.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's find what we got going on here. All right. He says. Or she says, rather. He then mentioned Jesus.

[Top Lobster]

She says.

[David Lee Corbo]

She says, he says.

[Top Lobster]

Our newest fan, Laura.

[David Lee Corbo]

Laura says he then mentioned Jesus. And I was like, this is my window. I tried to be cool and casual about it and explained to him some of the things I'd learned over the past few years and how I think the Bible can offer a lot of answers to a lot of big questions.

[Top Lobster]

And let me guess. Wait. He had a seizure.

[David Lee Corbo]

He vomited up some sort of black mass writhing on the ground. It was a quick discussion. He kept dragging the conversation off into astrology. Astrology ville. And chatting about how we just been under a certain lunar cycle. Oh, man, this is gay. I'm sorry, dude. Like, I get it, the moon is cool. And I do think it has a massive impact on, on our energy, our psychology. But if you're a man and you're doing Kundalini yoga and you're talking to me about the moon cycles, you're basically a homosexual. There's no way around.

[Top Lobster]

I was driving, I drove my wife to work this morning and I was like, I'm just looking at the moon the whole time and I'm not even looking at the road. I don't care what's on the road. I don't care about the cars in front or behind me. And I'm like, it's 8 in the morning. Why is the moon out right now? And Laura, I'm sorry, we're gonna send this to you. This is a very different show than the, than the confessionals, okay? This is a show. This is a worse show in many different ways. It's better in some ways where we're actually talking to you, but it's worse where it's like, the quality of the content is much worse.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's really the content that we mean is worse. That's what we mean. The production value, the content, virtually everything.

[Top Lobster]

Of our characters, all these things. But stay with us. So I'm looking at the moon and I'm like, what the hell is this thing in the sky? Because it's daytime and it's out. And I'm like, 20 years ago, I asked my wife said, do you remember this being in the sky? Like just being out there during the daytime? And she says no. And like, well, that's not a very reliable marker because my wife is just as retarded as I am. So I'm like, we have to ask people, like older people, do you guys remember?

[David Lee Corbo]

Do you remember the moon?

[Top Lobster]

Do you remember the moon? Do you remember it being in the sky? Do you remember looking up in the sky? But during the daytime, like, and here's, here's the weird part. And I'm not an astrologist. Maybe this guy could answer me with some, give me some answers from his Kundalini butthole. But the moon, it's. It was like a three quarter moon today and it's like over there somewhere. But then I look at this direction, I'm like, this is a full sun. So what I'm supposed to understand is that the sun, the sun's light reflects and it hits the moon. And that's why it's 3/4 or a crescent or a full moon, right? Depending on the angle of the sun.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, but why, when they write like this, like the sun's here, the hell is that happening?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I was like, what the hell is that thing? What is it? It feels like it's just the light source. I'm looking. I feel like I'm looking through it in a way. Right.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes. There's like a translucent. Well, I mean, I know that that sort of. The Internet sleuths have been doing their research lately and coming up with different narratives. Doomsday Cracker says it's literally always been this way. Retards. But the idea that the sun. I'm sorry, the moon, actually projects its own light, that it is a source of its own light, and they describe that light as being put. When I say, they don't ask me to elaborate. I simply don't know. I'm not researching the Jews. The Jews say that. That it emits a putrid light. And so in other words, it deviates from that idea that it's a reflection of the sun's light. This thing is emitting its own light. I really don't know what that means at all. I also think it's very strange that when a. When an eclipse happens, they go, oh, yeah. Well, the reason that it lines up so perfectly is because The sun is 400 times bigger than the Moon, but it's also 400 times further away. So it lines up absolutely perfectly to create this. This, you know, eclipse phenomenon. And I go, that. I don't believe you. How about that? How about. I just. I'm not going to back that up with any research or claims or information, but I'm going to go right to your face. I'm gonna say, I don't believe.

[Top Lobster]

I don't. I don't believe you.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't believe you. And I will not elaborate. All right, let's continue on here. So she goes on to say, anyway, he messaged me yesterday saying he had a dream where a big Celtic cross has flown over his head.

[Top Lobster]

Interesting.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know what that means, but I decided to message him and give it a wee. Give him a wee taster of the truth. Bearing in mind.

[Top Lobster]

Are you Irish, Laura?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. That we. Right. That we move was like, oh, this is a very Irish Patrick's Day.

[Top Lobster]

I like it.

[David Lee Corbo]

St. Patrick's Day. Did you have a drink yesterday?

[Top Lobster]

A green drink? Me? No.

[David Lee Corbo]

Did you have any drink yesterday? I didn't drink anything at all. I am part Irish and I not even water. Well, I mean, I had water and coffee, but. But I I was, like, sitting there at the end of the day, and I was like, damn, I didn't have a drink today, which isn't really a big deal, but I didn't have corned beef and cabbage. And that actually bummed me out a little bit because that's a tradition of mine that I didn't realize in order for it to continue on, I have to do it.

[Top Lobster]

We're getting distracted here.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. All right. Yes, we are getting distracted. So bearing in mind this is just where I'm at at the moment, my paradigm gets broken and rebuilt fairly often. And although I wouldn't consider myself a baby truther, I'm not going to pretend like I know fully what I'm talking about. It'd be interesting to know your thoughts. And then I guess what we have next is the actual story. This is interesting.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, let's. Let's see what you said here. So I guess I'll read it. Hey, darlin. So now I'm guessing she's from the South. Sorry. It's taken me a while to get back. I've been contemplating your message and how to respond. I don't have much. I'm confused at what this is. I don't have much insight into the Celtic world. No. I do, however, believe you'll find a lot of answers if you delve into the Bible. Oh, this is what she told him, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Top Lobster]

And the supernatural aspects of it. I've been trying to figure out stuff for a long time, and nothing has ever made more sense to me than it does now. We're living in a world sandwiched between supernatural dimensions. There is a battle between good and evil that's been raging since the beginning of time, and we need to make sure we're on the right side. Honestly, I don't align with religion so much. I think it's deeply flawed and dogmatic and has been infiltrated by the baddies for hundreds of years.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hot chicks.

[Top Lobster]

Talking about bad people like the Jesuits and things like that. Yes, I agree. The average church doesn't give much attention to the supernatural themes in the Bible and just how relevant they are to explain everything that's going on at the moment. It's weird. I feel like she's a fan of our show and not necessarily the confessionals, but I found her over there.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, she should be a fan of our show and. And. And specifically not the confessionals.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's not nice. We don't. We don't have an app yet, but.

[David Lee Corbo]

We don't got an app yet. I don't think we're gonna get an app. I'm not shelling out 20 GS for an app anytime soon.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's a. It's a little. It's a little much. All right, so she goes. In fact, the Bible doesn't fully make sense if you approach it with the materialistic worldview. This is exactly. Okay, now I feel like this person's trolling me, because this is just what I say.

[David Lee Corbo]

She's crushing, though. I mean, so far, so good.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. You should do a show.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right. You ever consider getting a microphone and doing a show with a Puerto Rican guy?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it'll work out great. You can't understand God's anger and wrath in the Old Testament without understanding how the devil was poisoning people's minds and literally fucking with people's genetics. I'd be pissed off, too. This girl did not come from the Confessionals. This is a weird one also.

[David Lee Corbo]

I know. We were like, oh, we're gonna make sure this is YouTube safe. And then I dropped the J bomb, like, 15 minutes ago. I forgot about that.

[Top Lobster]

Right.

[David Lee Corbo]

Are you allowed to say Jew? I thought you weren't even allowed to mention them.

[Top Lobster]

I feel like. I feel like it would be offensive if we didn't mention them.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's true. Yeah. And their place in all of this.

[Top Lobster]

It's like the YouTube sensors are like. You said it too much. You said it too little. Like, go back.

[David Lee Corbo]

You said it just right. There we go. Just right.

[Top Lobster]

Perfect amount. Okay, all right, all right, all right. This is not what the show is about. Actually, it might be what the show's about. There's. I sent you a tweet today that we should get into a little bit. Sure. About that guy. DC Drano. Can't stand him. Whatever. We'll. We'll talk about that later. I came to have faith in Jesus when I realized how much power his name has against demons. This is literally. You're listening to. I guess I. You know, the Confessionals is, like the stepping stone. I always get, like, a little hesitant when I'm introducing this show to somebody who is a Confessionals fan because I'm like. I think, like. Like, Tony doesn't. He's like. Doesn't want to mess with us anymore. He's like, these guys say too many racial slurs. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, yeah, he's right. We say a lot of things, but.

[David Lee Corbo]

They'Re too comfortable when they say it, too. They don't even tense up. They just Say it. They just say it.

[Top Lobster]

And then they smile.

[David Lee Corbo]

They make uncomfortable eye contact with the lens. Why are they so cool about it? I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Everybody, everybody in their audience is wearing cloaks and like laughing too. Okay, whatever. That's fine. It's fine. Let's read. I listened to a brilliant podcast called the Exorcist Files. I haven't heard of that one.

[David Lee Corbo]

That actually sounds cool.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I might actually now listen to. See listen. If you're gonna name a podcast the Exorcist Files, you already got.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hell yeah, that's a good name. The Exorcist Files. That. That pretty hard.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. It goes through case files of people battling with possession and infestation from demonic. From the demonic. And the main weapon the priest has against them is Jesus. So I was like, huh, the enemy of my enemy is a friend. Right? Guess the whole Jesus thing must be true. There you go. You're new here. But David's come to Jesus story is pretty much the same exact story. Big greasy demon targeting his wife, then his kid.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Once you see a demon, you have a real way of being like, oh, shit, if this thing exists, then the other side of the coin has to exist. That's, that's pretty much the logical way of thinking. So, yeah, it seems like she came to the very same conclusion in a very similar way.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, the egg sources file. So it's been a strange turning point for me and I still struggle to be vocal about how my beliefs have changed. So let's, let's just back up real quick. So this guy said, because I feel like we jumped from his, what, whatever he was telling you, and then you kind of like. It seems like she tried to like push back against him, but like, wasn't sure, like didn't. Didn't know enough to really push back against this guy. And I think that that instinct was probably right because this guy probably knows his stuff or at least. Yeah. And if, if you don't, if you go up like head to head with somebody and they know their stuff, they're going to beat you in this debate. If you don't know. Yeah. If you don't, like, if you can't like, sweep their leg, their underpinning of.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whatever, they tend to know a lot. These new age people that are part of these movements, like, they know a lot, but what they lack is the important context. I always go back to it. It's like the nature of the, that you're doing and the nature of the entities that you're, you know, in Communion with. That's where you're wrong. But a lot of the minutia, as far as, like, well, what is, like a sacred geometry, what is. What are chakras? What are they have all that down pat better than Christians do in a huge way, and massively detrimental to the Christian community. Because I'm not saying that you need to use these things. I'm saying you need to know what they are and that they do exist. Because if you don't, you'll fall victim to one of those things where, like, when you finally do see it because your world view said it doesn't exist, it becomes amazing to you. And in that state of amazement, you can be deceived. So it's very important that you do know that these things are real. These New Agers really got it down pat.

[Top Lobster]

The Celtic cross is interesting. So apparently it's a. I've seen what it looks like, but it's this. It symbolizes the sun or some people say a halo of Christ, which is not necessarily biblical. Like a halo around an angel's head is. Doesn't represent holiness. Some people think it represents maybe like a. Like some sort of a portal, like when people see them coming out. Yeah. But it's. It's mixing like this older. This older Celtic tradition with when Christianity came to, you know, Ireland or the. The Celtic people.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, they.

[Top Lobster]

They picked up the. The cross and then they still keep their pagan symbology behind it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. So Celtic mythology is really interesting because it's not one that we commonly incorporate into, like, our theories, but I think it's worth looking at because the Fae lore that they have is. It's a. There's a massive overlap. It's the same story of the Fallen. And the Nephilim is built within the FA lore. And you actually get that in a movie that came out recently on Netflix called the Watchers, where. Spoiler alert, guys, if you haven't seen it, maybe fast Forward this just 10 seconds, but it's about a bunch of people locked in, like, a cabin in the woods, more or less, and they're basically like in a fish tank and something in the woods is coming up and observing them while they're in this cabin and they can't leave. One thing leads to another, and it ends up being these. These FA lore entities. But the way they're described, they are the Fallen. They just give it a different name. So, yeah, there's a lot within Celtic mythology, but it's something that we haven't. I would love to get somebody on that's. One you don't hear often having people on that that know their. In regards to Celtic. Celtic lore. I would love to talk to somebody about that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, there's got to be some people around that know that as well.

[David Lee Corbo]

To the chat. If you guys know anybody who's out there making content on. On Celtic lore, you know, send them our way.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Okay. So. All right, let's get back down. So I did read again. So this is what she messaged the guy, I guess this. This thing, this. This whole paragraph. Yeah, yeah, here we go. So it's been a strange turning point for me. I still struggle with my beliefs. There's a stigma about being a Christian, which is true because the church has suffered corruption throughout the history and there have been so many wars in the name of religion. People seem to blame the Bible. They blame the Bible, Jesus and God, when really they had nothing to do with it. Throwing the baby out with the bath water, so to speak. At the end of the day, it's not God's fault that corrupt humans decided to twist his teachings and create institutions in his name based on oppression and fear. The satanic powers have been outrageously effective at making a mockery out of the truth and pushing us further and further into the clutches of the flawed new age.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, so I guess this. Well, there's still more. But that tweet that I was talking about, David, the one with DC Drano. Yeah, it's. It's kind of again, not to continue to beat this, you know, the. The J drum, but it's the same thing over and over again. He says, yeah, I'll pull it up here.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I'm trying to pull it up, but my won't load.

[Top Lobster]

Got it. I'm a. I'm a proud Christian and love Jesus. He's actually Jewish, this guy. He. He parades around acting as if he is Irish. He's not. This came out a while ago. And again, it's not to say, like, all, but it's just. It's just a constant weird, right? Like. Like coincidence. It's a coincidence and it's a sleight of hand that that's used. And then you'll see later on is how we. How they use this as like a. Like a battering ram for their narrative. So I kept reading about the Scofield Bible situation on X and how the J's influenced the Bible. So I wanted to investigate for myself. What I found. Blew my mind. Not only was Jesus a practicing Jay in his human life, this is not true. Not Only was his mother Jay. Also not true. Not only were his followers disciples and early converts. Jays. Again, not true. But I asked Rock how many books in the Bible written by them, and he said pretty much every single one except for Luke. Did I get mad? No. I know that the Jays are our brothers and sisters and all of us are children of God. Partially true. We have so much more in common than what drives us apart. Yes. But also not really.

[David Lee Corbo]

What is a Jew?

[Top Lobster]

This is the question. And it's like when you, when you're talking about the subversion of whatever Christianity is, a lot of it begins here. Schofield Bible. This was, it was an intentionally written, subverted, translate, not translation, but interpretation of the Bible that was then disseminated through seminaries. And in order to become a pastor, you have to go through seminary to do that, depending on the denomination of your church.

[David Lee Corbo]

Kind of indoctrination camp.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's. Well, think of college. It's exactly what college is. And people, you know, modern day conservatives love to run around saying, oh, look at these blue haired teachers. Teaching my kids is like, well, yeah, it's this. It's literally the same playbook, but it's, it's in your church right now. People are gonna obviously take, they're gonna take issue with me saying like disagreeing with. Was he a practicing Jew?

[David Lee Corbo]

Wasn't the terminology Jew not invented for quite some time till after the death of Christ or.

[Top Lobster]

No. So that word, I mean even the letter, the letter J and like the pronunciation of it doesn't come along until like 1200 years after his death. And they weren't even, they weren't referred to as this. It was like, this is kind of like a slur for, for them that's like fairly recent. It's a slur for some. Like, it's not even for Judah height. It's not even for the tribe of Judah. It's not the same thing that they're describing, but it's attributed to Jesus. So it's like you're not the same thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

What this guy's saying, it just goes back to that tired old argument where it's like, if Jesus was a Jew and, and who are the Jews specifically? That, that I have a gripe with, it would be the ones that call themselves Jews, like only in name. Ginos. Right. Jew in name only. And then when you look at what they're doing, it's all culturally subversive. It's all like, you know, sexually immoral. It's all debasing kind of behavior. And that's the, the person that I have a problem with. So there's this like constant trying to attach Jesus to the Jews and it's like, well, what are you talking about? Because these things, you may call them the same thing, but their attributes are polar opposite from one another. They couldn't be further from, from each other in their nature. Well, not the nature of Jesus Christ and the nature of, you know, the, the subversive boogeyman Jew.

[Top Lobster]

Not just their attributes, but what he's talking about right, right here. Every time he says Jew, he's talking about the modern day Rabbinic Judaism. This is what they're attributing to, like whatever Ben Shapiro is, whatever Israel is, is what he's attributing. All the, what he's, what he's saying Jesus adhered to. And that is just simply not true. It's a, it's a problem. It's an issue of definition. And whenever we start to talk about these words, we get in trouble because it's anti Semitic to even bring this up. Like, I'm sure, like if I bought this up on any show, any Christian show, they'd be like taken aback and wouldn't hear anything I'd say afterward. But this is the truth of the matter. He's talking about Rabbinic Judaism, which was created 200 years after the death of Jesus Christ. And then the Talmud was created 500 years after that. The state of Israel and the modern day Jew who follows Judaism, follows Rabbinic Judaism. The state of Israel says that the Talmud is what they base their state law around. This does not predate Christianity. This does not. This is not the big brother of Christianity. It's not even related at all. It's a, it's just a response. It's a response to it after they realize that they missed a boat with the real Messiah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's the thing that's really funny about it too. Your people are going around like, oh, Jesus was a Jew. And I'm like, you mean the group of people that don't even believe that he was the son of God and the Messiah. Like, guys, yeah, very funny. Like, I don't know, man. It's, it is something that has like shock value, you know, when they say it. And it's, and it's meant to like put a hole in the kneecap of your entire, you know. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

But then when you, when you ask them, it's like, well, what do you mean by that? Like break that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Then that's what I'm saying. Then it Goes nowhere.

[Top Lobster]

It's like, oh, so you mean. But when you actually look at the genealogy, you mean to tell me that like the modern day Jews in Israel have zero genetic resemblance to what the Jews that back then that you were. You're talking about like, so then it's not the same thing. So this is a, this is a narrative that's spun to confuse and obfuscate and then hear what, what Laura is talking about, about, you know, these religions, these wars that are fought in the name of this, of Christianity and how subverted it's become and how pretty there's a stigma being a Christian. Walls. You wonder why? Because nobody really knows what it is. Yeah, they, no, they think that, that Jesus and whatever these guys are talking about are the same thing. They're not the same thing. They might be distant relatives, but they're certainly not exactly the same thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right.

[Top Lobster]

But they like, they, they'd love to take the religion that is in direct opposition to them and you know, completely subverted, which they've done a great job at doing because obviously, I mean, this guy has. I don't know, there's a 200, 200, 000 views on this and I'm, I'm like one of the only people disagreeing. There's a couple others. It's just a very interesting, very interesting.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think it's something that we're gonna see kind of grow. What we're gonna see is that narrative is going to explode a bit more to the point where a lot more people are going to start engaging with that idea and then somebody's going to put an arrow in the knee of it. Somebody's gonna. And then, and when that happens, I think that's going to be part of the whole, you know, sort of turning the cultural turning that we're experiencing right now, which is like, you know, the height of Jew noticing. You can parade this around for a while, somebody's going to tear it down, somebody's gonna articulate it in a big way to the point where it becomes undeniable. And that's going to add to the, the scales as they tip in favor or maybe not in favor, against the favor of the Jews.

[Top Lobster]

It's such a, it's such a horrible topic to continue to talk about, but it's one that needs to be parsed out and like really understood. And it sounds hateful, but it's. I mean, I guess it sounds hateful coming from us because it's not popular to say, but it's something that really does need to Be said like there needs to be a differentiation between these religions. This Judeo Christian idea is not. It's not compatible. It needs to. It needs to just like completely go and understand that these are separate entities. And then you go from your understanding from there once you understand that these are not the same thing. As a matter of fact, I would argue that's another argument. I'd argue that they're in opposition to each other.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it seems pretty obvious it would.

[Top Lobster]

But you're not allowed to even think to that point because once you start talking to that point, then it becomes very tricked. Then it's like, oh, what do you mean? What do you mean?

[David Lee Corbo]

I just don't. Look, man, I keep going back to that Revelation 3. 9, right? It's like those who call themselves Jews but are not, they are of the synagogue of Satan. And I know it's a drum that I beat to death, but even the Bible, right, And this is what we're all having contention over is talking about a time that's going to come where people are going to call themselves Jews, but are not. They're going to hide behind the identity of the Jews and you know, they are of the synagogue of Satan. So you can guarantee that what they're doing while they're hiding amongst the Jews is nefarious. You know what I mean? So. But for some reason we can't even have that conversation because it's, it's anti Semitic. You can't type on Twitter the phrase synagogue of Satan.

[Top Lobster]

Pretty sure you can't say it here either.

[David Lee Corbo]

But we, yeah, we might actually have to go back and bleep that out for you.

[Top Lobster]

We got a lot of editing to do today.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's all about the Jews. We can't help it. But that is a huge problem if you're going to start labeling that as anti Semitic hate speech because it is literally from our religious texts. So you got a real big problem. You're kind of saying the quiet part out loud, which is Christianity is in opposition.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it actually is. And it's. It's a hard pill to swallow for a lot of people that are coming from, like a. Coming from a church. And it's like they're like, they're really good people too, and they have better understanding of the Bible than I do in a lot of cases. But it's like, I feel like this part here is missing. Needs to be spoken about.

[David Lee Corbo]

Here we go. Def. Not Token Oregano says my Revelation 3.9quote got censored on X twice and he won the Second appeal. So this has been happening, and that's a huge thing. Right? Because it's like Jesus was a Jew, but if you quote the Bible, it's anti Semitic.

[Top Lobster]

How the.

[David Lee Corbo]

Do you square those two things? How are you censoring us for anti Semitic hate speech while we're quoting the Bible and you're claiming that Jesus was a j. It's. It doesn't make sense. It. These two things that are heading in the opposite direction.

[Top Lobster]

But it does make sense when you. When you take that exact logic. It's like, yeah, no, I get it now. I get why this would be. Because these things are in opposition to each other completely. They are not. It's. It's not our greatest ally. It's right. It's actually. I'm not even. I'm not going to put anything in people's minds, or. Some would say they're your greatest enemy because they are formed in direct opposition to what you. You believe. So what. What does that mean? It's bad. It's getting weird out here, guys.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I mean, it. I think what they're saying is one thing. And then when you look at the. The censorship, like. Yeah, I would agree. The censorship is the right thing to do if you're thinking the way that we're thinking. So. All right, well, let's. Let's. Let's continue on with this. You have something highlighted here. You want to take it away.

[Top Lobster]

That's where it starts. I've been trying to shake off my programming and just see the Bible for what it is. Pretty epic. It is. And the teachings of Jesus are extraordinary, too. Yeah. Anyway, I listen to these podcasts. They dive into everything and anything weird and supernatural and have given me a lot of clarity. The rabbit hole is so deep, man. The more I learn, the less I feel like I know, but I'm. I know I'm on the right track, on the right path, finally. I agree. That's exactly how we've been feeling. We've been doing this. This is like, episode. Who knows? Close to 200. But, like the canon, we're at, like, 140. And, yeah, every time we do an episode, there is another piece of the puzzle revealed.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I think it's also a revelation of how little I actually know.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but we know we don't know anything. It's a lot of fun. We were talking about yesterday, why the show, why people like it, and I think it's because it's a weird little journey. Like, we're going on. We're learning. We're figuring stuff out and there's a story being told and unfolded at the same time. The same stories being unfolded on the world stage. Like, so kind of, you know.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's an interesting question to ask about that. Top. I must, I'm a stern or staunch believer in when you set out to do what you do, or when you do rather what you set out to do and it, it's done that it almost should be done. And the, the euphemism I use is like, you know, that you either live long enough to are you either die a hero or you live long enough to become a villain. That's from Batman. My, my joke is you either die Breaking Bad or you run long enough to become the walking Dead. And that is to say, like, how that relates to what we're doing. We are telling a story here, and there is a development of a narrative. And you're watching the development of, like, characters essentially in Top. And I, I, I just wonder if it's good. There's gonna come a time where, like, we told the story and we got, we got to the end. And anything else beyond that would just be extra episodes of the Walking Dead. You get what I'm saying?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I wonder when that day will come and if we'll be smart enough to be like, I think this is a good place to leave it, or do we just cranking out? I mean, I'm not saying that's gonna come anytime soon. We could be doing this for the next decade. Right. But even at the end of a decade, will we have touched on enough and will we have been satisfied with the story that we've told?

[Top Lobster]

I wonder, will the story be over? Will we be finished telling it? Yeah, I don't know. Whatever. I'm good to hang it up when it's, when it's time to hang it up. Why not?

[David Lee Corbo]

And I think that's an appropriate thing to do.

[Top Lobster]

They'll tell you when they're done listening to this stuff.

[David Lee Corbo]

Apparently. It was yesterday. Shout out. Thanks for the last one.

[Top Lobster]

We're going to push on anyway. We've got bills to pay. I'm not usually as open about my beliefs as I have been with you, as a lot of people. As I have been with you, as a lot of people don't want to know or they simply can't know because of their programming. And the cognitive dissonance would be too earth shattering. Yeah. You say the word Jesus and they recoil. It's. That is something that we've spoken about as well. I used to feel that way where, like, you would say it and be like, not. Not recently, but, like, I remember in my past, like, I had. I had a bad falling out with the church, and when I heard Jesus, you. You'd get this thing because it's. It's. There's a connotation with what?

[David Lee Corbo]

Cringe.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, cringe. What the church is and what. What he actually is supposed to be, which I think you find out. Well, we found. I found out a little bit later. She says it's sad, but as you messaged me, I saw it as a window to offer you my thoughts about all the weirdness in the world. I'm interested to know what you think. Anyway, these podcasts will obliterate and reshape your paradigm over and over again, but, boy, it's worth it. Yeah, dude, that's. We've already. We do that to ourselves every day.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, dude, we definitely do.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. So she ends here. I've never felt so much peace in my life amongst the turbulence and madness of the modern world. I know I'm not to fear as I have him. I hope you find peace to enjoy. Well said.

[David Lee Corbo]

I wonder how her homie reacted to this and if he absorbed any of that. I wonder if he went on to watch any of those shows. She's right about that. A lot of my paradigm shattering has happened, you know, at the hands of various podcasts. You catch a good. Honestly, the confessionals, which is, you know, where that. That message meant to go was huge in doing that for me, where I was on the fence about Christianity and Jesus Christ for a long time. And my. I guess my experience, that supernatural one with that demonic entity. I kind of remember when I. After I had that experience, I did start. I started seeking out podcasts that were about the paranormal. So. And I. And I found. So that's actually how I found the confessionals. I don't think I've actually ever said that. Like, I went looking for shows specifically about the supernatural, and I found the confessionals that way, as well as a couple other shows. And at the time, those couple other shows and the confessionals, they were the. The tip of the spear in supernatural content creation on. In podcasting. All the other ones fell to the wayside, except for maybe, like, blurry creatures, which I think I found through the confessionals. But that original cluster that I found, this isn't even to throw shade. The only one that was worth its salt was the confessionals, and that totally changed the way that I looked at everything. Or it didn't change, but it Made me lock into a paradigm that I suspected was inaccurate one. And I was kind of like, you know, moving around it peripherally. And then once the confessionals came along, I was like, all right, yeah, there's really something here. I'm gonna latch onto this. And then through listening to it, I became vindicated enough in those ideologies that I was like, it's time to now go about sharing my story and, and, you know, having these conversations in the public eye. So podcasts have a way of doing that. And honestly, if you're looking for the truth, you probably have had your world view or your paradigm shattered over and over again, which is always fun.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, that's the best part about doing this stuff. Just being wrong and then figuring it out in real time as, as the audience dunks on you in the last. You.

[David Lee Corbo]

What? I, I, I do have, I cannot say understand the people, but I do have a growing soft spot for the little season. I have to break the news here. It's a very compelling theory, and it's, it's rich in its dynamic, which is what makes it so fascinating.

[Top Lobster]

That's not a word. No, I don't think that's a word.

[David Lee Corbo]

Somebody Google that in the audience. I, I'd be making up words, baby. It's very rich.

[Top Lobster]

How would you spell it?

[David Lee Corbo]

M A C Y, D, Y. N A M A C, Y. Is that real?

[Top Lobster]

Please Google that right now. Yeah. Okay, so here we go. Let's just pull this up on the screen.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, tell me, Tell me if it's real.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so it says if. It seems like you might be asking about a word dynamic. However, dynamic is not a recognized word in standard English.

[David Lee Corbo]

You, you demonic AI pieces.

[Top Lobster]

Do you mean dynamic dynamism or dynamic dynamism?

[David Lee Corbo]

I like diamondism.

[Top Lobster]

Dynamism. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is it referred to how dynamic a thing is?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, so there you go. Dynamicism.

[Top Lobster]

What the.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whatever you said.

[Top Lobster]

Dynamic.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dynamic. Baby def. Not a word. Whatever. Wedgie saurus. Look, it's a. If it's not a word, it should be a word. You know what I meant.

[Top Lobster]

I had to stop. That was. That was egregious. I let you get away with a lot of.

[David Lee Corbo]

On the show right there.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, like, you can't do that.

[David Lee Corbo]

What was I talking about, though? I don't remember what I was talking about. Oh, oh, the little season and how, how, how much dynamic. How much dynamic it has. And, And I think that, you know, there is a problem, right? When it's like if you're, if you're not Expecting Jesus to return. In one context, you might be fooled when he does, or. Or the other context. But I think as long as you're constantly analyzing the situation that's unfolding around you, which is to say, like, if Jesus did return, it would be a big. It would be all over the Internet. There would be something going on, and it would be up to us, which is already what we do. Right Top. It's. We're sitting here sleuthing through this information, looking at it skeptically, trying to make our own mind up. I think as long as you keep doing that, you're not going to miss anything. And so I. I do have a lot of. I guess not admiration, but I. I find it interesting. I do find the little season very interesting. I find the people who espouse it insufferable. I mean, insufferable. There's one guy in particular, Ovidigious or some like that on. On Twitter, who I like a lot. He's a big supporter of the show, and he's also a supporter of timeline Cleanse. He's a really kind dude, but he presses me relentlessly and he. And he tiptoes on the line of pissing me off with the things that he says. But I know that he means well, so I always, you know, I'll grant him probably more grace than. Probably than. Than you would grant him. And so he realizes when he goes too far in annoying me and he pulls back. But then he comes back again and he's like, here's some more information. I'm like, hate you.

[Top Lobster]

He actually, this is a good point. Let's. Let's bring this up. So you. You went to the bathroom before the show, and this person, that's that their name is your mother.

[David Lee Corbo]

Piece of.

[Top Lobster]

Because David. David is our HR department. He's very nice to you guys, pretty much.

[David Lee Corbo]

He says, this is from your mother. He says, incredible. You people keep pushing this astral projection thing like it's all innocent. Oh, we just don't understand. It is all like your parents telling you not to cross the street. It's not that it's evil to cross the street. No, you just don't understand the dangers of it yet, bro. I don't know if you people are purposely pushing this, but I find it highly suspicious at this point. Nowhere in the Bible does it say it's okay to engage in these things, regardless of your perceived understanding of it. To which I said, shut the fuck up. Yeah, please shut the up. Please don't be in my comments. Reprimanding me. And please don't act like we're not constantly cautioning people against these practices. You. It is exhausting when, when these people come in and they. It's like. I don't know if you've only ever seen one episode where we talked about it, but we talk about it a lot. And I don't even know somebody said def not def not token Oregano says. Where in the Bible does it say that it's not okay? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But we tell people constantly that, you know, these realms are inhabit. Inhabited by things that are very clever, very deceitful and ancient in. In nature. And, and we're constantly telling people like, you don't probably have a. A good lifeline, you know, in the way of like Jesus Christ to go and investigate these realms in a way where you're going to be safe, blah, blah, blah. I mean, I don't know what else you want me to say. Do you want me to just say it's evil and don't do it? Because that lacks nuance and people aren't satisfied with that, you dumbass. I don't know if you know that, but if you just tell people just don't do a thing because it's evil, that isn't a satisfactory explanation. And so people are still going to do it because you didn't give them any information. So I try to have a nuanced take on why you shouldn't explore these realms and you come and you diarrhea all over my content or my comment section and you reprimand us and you. And then you say that we're getting suspicious. We're getting suspicious. Like what? Like we're Astral Realm feds, you dumb. It's. It's exhausting and it's gonna have to.

[Top Lobster]

Edit this episode like crazy maybe. I think what he's saying to you is that he just wants you to apologize. And I think, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's it. He just wants us to apologize because I think I feel like he like listened to an episode and we were like something about astral projection. And he was like, that's enough. And he paused it. He's like, I know what these guys are talking about now. And then he just wrote this comment. That's what happened here. Yeah. So I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry you didn't read the rest of or listen to the rest of the show.

[David Lee Corbo]

There we go. Wedgie saurus. Nailed it. Shills for big Astral. That's who we work for, baby. Is big Astral, you dumb queer.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I'm actually a trillionaire in the astral realm.

[David Lee Corbo]

Actually a trillionaire. A spiritual trillionaire. You guys have a silver cord that tethers you to your body. Ours is gold and diamond encrusted.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Okay, we're gonna go ahead and read. This is from January 13th. We're moving right along to Matt.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, Matt. Matt. January 13th. Let me find that one real quick.

[Top Lobster]

I put it in the private chat. You could go ahead and pull it up. There it is.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

Hi, Matt. I don't know why he says that his grammar is bad, but some of this is in regular font. Some of it's bold. None of it.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what's funny, though? He says, I'm gonna try my best with grammar. And it's in. Grammar is spelled wrong. Yeah, I like this guy. I like this guy.

[Top Lobster]

I'm gonna try my best with grammar, like, immediately wrong. So I'm not. I'm not expecting much, but it does look like there's paragraphs in this submittal, so that's nice. Like I said, improper paragraphs. But I'm kind of retarded, so bear with me. We're gonna bear with you here. So this is not in bold. I don't know if that matters. He says. So this is about 10 or 11 years ago. I was in a bad spot and pretty much going throughout life. I had recently lost my dad. Sorry about that. And recently didn't. And really didn't care much about anything. Instead of getting high, I was mainly doing trippy shit, but was shooting H and smoking crack from time to time. So I was already heavy into the drug world. Laura, these are the people that listen to the show. So if you are also a crackhead or a spice addict, or if you're slamming H, you're slamming hard H. Yeah, Come on over. This is the show for you. Jesus. I've never done any hard drugs in my life, so just gonna say that David was a homeless crackhead for a little while, but that's fine.

[David Lee Corbo]

I never did crack, but I did ecstasy, mushrooms, cocaine, marijuana, alcohol, and. Well, I guess ecstasy is the same thing as Molly. Did quite a bit of Molly. And then I got. I got robbed once for fake acid tabs, so that doesn't count.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

They just gave me little pieces of construction paper that I put on my tongue and didn't do anything.

[Top Lobster]

K2 as well. Construction.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. K2 is a hell of a drug. Now, this is where the story gets interesting, because I'd say about a third of this paragraph is a regular font, and then the rest of it's bold.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's because that's the fucking really crazy part. He's like, this is. I got to put this in thick letters, baby.

[Top Lobster]

Thick letters. He decided that at this point, he was like, you know what? Thick. The rest of it didn't hit as hard. And also, I don't know why you didn't make the rest of it thick. Okay, all right, here we go. So where this story begins is I was chilling with my buddy, and he started showing me all these sheets of acid.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, there you go.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, he had to quote, he said, I got a Bible's worth of acid. Kind of crazy. Yeah. Well, turns out this wasn't LSD. It was. And then here's where we get bold 2 CB mixed with some other research chemicals. I do not know the name of that. Yeah, I don't know what that means either. It wasn't a bad experience off the.

[David Lee Corbo]

Off the bat.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, off the bat, right? Okay. Off the bat. I ate it every weekend for about two months and nothing crazy. You know what? I'm gonna move it over here. So I look at the camera, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

I really like that. He's like, you know, you're doing heroin and you're doing crack, and now you're doing two cb, whatever the hell that is. But you're like, only on the weekends.

[Top Lobster]

Only the weekends. Not fucking crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm not. I'm not an animal. Only on the weekends. I have shit to do.

[Top Lobster]

I like Matt already.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like Matt a lot.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, here we go, Matt. Let's. Let's. Let's read this. I don't like your choices of. Of like, the. Because when something's in bold, I immediately think, like, this is important. But now I'm very shouting. Yeah, okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

The whole thing's important.

[Top Lobster]

I guess it is. Yes. That's why you're writing here. Okay. Every day he ate it for about two months. Nothing crazy and nothing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Every weekend. Not every weekend. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I had my doubts that it was real lsd because something just seemed off about it. Not off enough to stop eating it, though. Amazing. These stories are crazy, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

I love it.

[Top Lobster]

One summer Day. This is also in bold. The rest of the story is in bold. I don't know why it's one summer day. Bro comes over and says, I press some triple strength ones. Bro only eat one. So needless to say, I ate four.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, dude. Hell yeah.

[Top Lobster]

We headed to the bar. To wow. To drink. I think so he could sell more acid. But I don't remember. Halfway into my first beer hit me. And it was unlike any onset I had ever experienced. I don't know how to describe it, but I knew it was leaving. I knew I was leaving my buddy soon. Yeah. I grabbed my buddy's arm and said, dude, something ain't right. He was puzzled and kind of thought I was with him. But he drove me home and walked me inside. The last thing I remember before going full trip and leaving. My body is projectile vomiting everywhere. Yeah, I've never puked on this shit up until this point.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damn.

[Top Lobster]

This is a. This is a bad trip. This is. Now this is where the story gets wild. I went into a full blown out of body trip, which.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

[Top Lobster]

I like how you misspelled which. It's like a strange one I had only experienced on salvia up until this point. But this wasn't a 10 minute salvia trip. It lasted like eight hours. Damn.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's the worst.

[Top Lobster]

I remember opening my eyes and I see this blue light and nothing but black around. Started communicating with me, telling me how I have. I have died due to bad drugs. It's like, yo bro, you're dead due to bad drugs. Yeah. And it sent me to revise multiple points of my life as well. As well as showing me what was going on in real life with Titch was me lying on the floor in the fetal position while my buddy was screaming on the phone saying, what the fuck is in that shit? He's dying.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damn.

[Top Lobster]

But this wasn't what was happening in real life. In real life, I was screaming at my friend that I had died while he confusingly stared at me, continued to mop up my vomit.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh my God.

[Top Lobster]

The entity I was speaking to kept repeating, nothing you were ever told is real.

[David Lee Corbo]

Not even like just little stuff like, it's nice outside.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's. What time is it? I guess even the time is wrong. I've been messed up the last couple of days because of. I think because maybe because they change the time. Maybe because they keep spraying stuff on us.

[David Lee Corbo]

Could be that.

[Top Lobster]

No.

[David Lee Corbo]

Why not?

[Top Lobster]

One of these things has been messing me up for the last anyway. So where did he say nothing is real life? Nothing is. Nothing is real. I went back and forth with the entity begging for a second chance of life. And it kept showing me deeply disturbing things. I'm not purposely leaving out details. I don't remember what it showed me, but whatever it was Freaked me out, finally.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yo, how fucked up is that? Okay, so you. You die, right? And you see this light that's talking to you, and at first it's like, hey, dude, you've died due to bad drugs. And you're like, what the fuck?

[Top Lobster]

Green, Texas, you have died. Bad dysentery also.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then it's like. And then it's like, hey, by the way, nothing you were ever told was real. Look at this disturbing thing. Look at this disturbing thing. Look at this disturbing thing. And just. I mean, that's a. This guy's kind of an. This entity.

[Top Lobster]

It's hilarious what I do. If I was an entity.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, you just had time to. With dead people. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Just screw with you. Well, he was alive, all right? So finally I said, you. You aren't even God. You can't do to me with. Titch was weird. Like, how do you keep spelling this word wrong, Matt? We're gonna. We're gonna figure.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like that he started that, though. He has, like, a bit of dyslexia. Like, I before E is not something that he remembers. But that's okay. I'm. I'm also retarded. But I just love that it started off being like, hey, please excuse my Grammy. Please excuse my grammar. And I'm like, all right, I get it. Right from the jump. I get it.

[Top Lobster]

Please excuse my grand. What is that? My grimoire. That's a banger.

[David Lee Corbo]

Please excuse my grimoire.

[Top Lobster]

And then, like, a picture of, like, a. Like, some people sacrificing children.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, I don't know what he means, though.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, he's a grimoire Nazi. Okay, so he says it was weird for him because I didn't even believe in God at the point, but as soon as I said that, it vanished and everything went back to normal.

[David Lee Corbo]

Huh.

[Top Lobster]

Interesting. So we're finding out maybe not only the name of Jesus works, but also just saying stuff about God also works.

[David Lee Corbo]

Or maybe. Maybe more accurately as saying things about its nature that are true.

[Top Lobster]

Like, you're gay.

[David Lee Corbo]

I bet you that would work.

[Top Lobster]

You're not what you say you are. Very interesting. So I told my buddy, hey, sorry, I was having a bad trip, but that shit ain't acid. It's got some weird chemical in it. And no one believed me till months later when whoever he was getting it from straight up said, yeah, bro, those are research chemicals. And I said it was acid. I never said it was lsd. So I guess there's a difference between acid and lsd.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know what the hell LSD even stands for. Maybe acid is more just a descriptive for some sort of hallucinogen. But LSD is a much more specific chemical compound.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, let's see what LSD stands for, I guess. So, lysergic acid Dimethylamide.

[David Lee Corbo]

Latter Saints Day. It's the, The Church of Latter Saints Day, right?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's not what it means. Yeah, so lysergic. Lysergic, dimethylamide.

[David Lee Corbo]

Little stupid David Spice. King said little stupid David. Very insulting spice.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so then he goes. I've been back and forth debating since then if it was just the bad effects from a chemical cocktail or if I was actually communicating with something. Since finding your shows, I've decided it was the latter.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nice.

[Top Lobster]

Well, he said, well, that's all he's got. And he just writes, Matt.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, Matt. Yeah. I would say, why not both. Why not both, Matt? I mean, obviously you were on a chemical cocktail and obviously you were communicating with some that was trying to lie to you about its nature. And I, I kind of like. So when people do dmt, the, the machine elves and they have like a. Like, it's not just that there's a jester present, right? Something that looks like a jester while you're there, but it also has that, like, mockery, you know, in its personality. It'll. It'll make fun of you. It'll. Apparently there's even ones where they'll just give you the finger. Like one of them. I forgot who it was. Somebody was talking about their DMT experience. It might have been Rogan, where like the, the jesters were just flipping them off, just like, ah, you. Which is kind of funny. And I like to think, like, yeah, if you were relegated to a prison realm and every once in a while a human being popped in and you knew there wasn't much you could do. You have like an option. You can try to, like, corrupt his mind and possess him and. But if you even get the sense that, like, that's not going to work with this one, maybe instead you just troll them. So you're dead, dude.

[Top Lobster]

My own. At every family party. You met her the other day, the one, the haunted one. But she's always like, oh, let's take some pictures, right? And it's like, then she gets the family. All, like, people are talking and she's. Then she makes everybody stand up and everyone has to. Yeah, it's the worst. So in every one of those pictures, I just like, the middle finger ruined the picture and she wants to put it On Facebook. And it's like. So I get the inclination of, like. Like, I'm. Because I'm trapped here in this realm that she's created for me now, where I have to, like.

[David Lee Corbo]

Trapped here in this realm she created.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

I. I think he's trapped me in an astral realm, which is Facebook, and I have to be in here in this picture for likes, because I know what you're doing it for. You don't care. Like, these things are fungible. You're gonna throw this stuff out and. Yeah, it's just very nice. Every so often, just a little. And then she goes, damn it. Damn. Gets all mad. And I was like, well, you know you're gonna use that picture because I know you don't have editing skills. What was that?

[David Lee Corbo]

I said it's got to be funny when it gets through.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They. They get through all the time. All right. All right, thank you, Matt, for.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wait, why did I make Spice King says, I made MK Ryan leave the. The Dangerous Retards chat? Why did I do that?

[Top Lobster]

I don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

I love M.K. ryan.

[Top Lobster]

M.K. ryan unsubbed from the Patreon. For whatever reason I saw that. I was like, maybe he's broke, and I guess he left the Dangerous retouch, and maybe he didn't like something we said. I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's probably. That's pretty understandable. I'm sure I said something terrible.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. What did we say? M.K. ryan.

[David Lee Corbo]

I love M.K. ryan. Come back, please. Okay, thank you, Matt. That was. That was wonderful, Matt.

[Top Lobster]

That was a. That's really what this show is about.

[David Lee Corbo]

What, saying crazy things and making people run away for us or doing lsd.

[Top Lobster]

Like, I don't know, that kind of experience. Like, what happened here? We don't know. And I thought it was great. All right, so we got another submission from. He's going to call himself empty113.

[David Lee Corbo]

Empty113, is it. Nope, That's John.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's his name. So I'll start it off. And this is what he says in bold letters and also a larger font. Dear Dangerous Retards, comma, next sentence. Please don't dox me.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was a soft doxing. I'll have you. It was a soft doxing. It was not my. My. My intent.

[Top Lobster]

Well, sorry, I should have said something before he. He went ahead and read that soft one.

[David Lee Corbo]

He said, don't. Don't dox me, not. Don't soft docks me. That's Fine. All right, let's keep it going.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. So do dangerous retards. Please don't dox me. I'm probably gonna go entirely too far and too deep. This is what we go. Yeah. I tried to get this out once on Merkel's show.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're just Merkel's garbage men.

[Top Lobster]

Merkel, Sloppy seconds.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're just picking up his trash off the curb.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

One man's trash is another man's treasure. And we treasure you.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Honestly, if Merkel doesn't pick you up, I think you do deserve this show. Merkel's rejects.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Shoot for the stars, and you may end up on N.D.S.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. All right, here we go. That wound up going kind of poorly. I wonder what happened. So it had been rescheduled multiple times. And I remember on the members episodes where Tony said that if he cancels, it's either because he thinks something is wrong, like demonic, or that you're lying. Okay, cool. So we're reading a demonic liar.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think that's what Tony thinks of me.

[Top Lobster]

John, should we.

[David Lee Corbo]

Soft docs?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Add to that, I was. I was starstruck and incredibly nervous. I had just received a completed, edited manuscript back from my editor who thought the book was good. Oh, so there's a book.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, cool.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And then I completely forgot what to say. Forgot to say what was, at the time, the most important thing that had happened to me.

[David Lee Corbo]

That sucks. I'm sorry about that, dude. That fucking sucks.

[Top Lobster]

So he was on the show talking about his book, and it never aired.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, go on. Read the next sentence because he kind of explains it.

[Top Lobster]

I just came away feeling that I failed to capture and convey what I intended to. So I ended up asking Tony to not air that episode, feeling that I failed to contribute to the conversation in a meaningful way. Interesting. On the off chance that Tony's listening. He's not listening.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a very off chance.

[Top Lobster]

He will not be listening to this. Listen, if Tony got to this point in the episode, we are an hour, five minutes in, and we've said at least an hour and five minutes worth. Worth of racial slurs. I don't think he's here anyway. He's still a member. I have no ill will toward him or his show. And I'm sorry if I freaked you out when I sent a whole manifesto for poor Lindsay to read. Yeah, that's all my bad, man. Keep.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hey, if it's any consolation, I also submitted my stories to. To Tony. And. And he simply never responded at all, which made it that much more awkward when he eventually ended up on our show getting interviewed by us. And I just simply never brought up the fact that I emailed him my story.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Did you even tell him your story? I don't think we did, no.

[David Lee Corbo]

No. Because it was clear by the lack of response to the email that he had no interest in hearing the story. And so I don't make a habit of sharing things with people that don't want it to be shared with them. It's a. It's a bad thing to do to somebody.

[Top Lobster]

All right, so John, he got interviewed by Tony, wasted Tony's time, and then asked him not to air the episode. Let's keep reading. All right, let's give a little paragraph space here. I'm a lifelong experiencer. I couldn't put it all into one category other than high strangeness. I've had so many experiences that run so much of the spectrum that I guess it probably does sound like I'm lying. We'll be the judge of that. This is what this show's about, is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Finding out if you're lying.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. If you're lying or on drugs or trying to sell books.

[David Lee Corbo]

So let's see now.

[Top Lobster]

I would probably. And in fact, I did think that I was most likely insane had it not been for a few shared experience that experiences that occurred throughout my life combined with Tony show and other shows like your own. If we could stop talking about Tony show, please would be good. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

From now on, every time you see Tony's show, just replace it with your show. Make it. Make the audience think he's talking about us.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I'm gonna say. And. Yeah. Nds. And even so, part of. Part of me still assumes that I am insane and that insanity is contagious or that maybe I am somehow projecting my delusion so powerfully that other people can occasionally pick them up on their own. Interesting. I've been considering starting my own podcast. In fact, I've recorded a year's worth of episodes with my best friend, but she got cold feet, so I guess I really do say some pretty crazy shit in it. So you've recorded a year's worth of episodes and haven't released anything.

[David Lee Corbo]

And at the end of the year, she was like, whatever you guys talked about, we're not doing it. Oh, great. Great. Tony's. Tony's in the chat here. He says, I've been here the whole time, and I'm rock hard. Please don't go more than four hours or I'll have to go to the hospital. About this massive boner I get when I watch you guys. Xoxo. Thank you, Tony.

[Top Lobster]

Shout out. Tony. Thank you for that very much. We're gonna keep going. We'll end about three and a half hours. So you did, this guy did an hour, he did a year of recording that's decided to never release it. You recorded with Merkel, said don't release. I think you have an issue about release.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, you gotta release, bro. There's a so much attention, gotta drink the seed, so much knowledge. You gotta release it, dude. You have to release it. I I to me, I wonder if it really is that way, if his friend said no or if it's like some people, I think, kind of get cold feet, you know, I'm too stupid to overthink shit. So in many situations where I should be nervous or probably shouldn't put out.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, wait, a 30 minute preview.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, I don't know. Should we keep it going? I mean, we've been giving these people an hour and 10 minutes. Maybe we should just keep it going.

[Top Lobster]

No.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, them. All right, guys, we are about to go behind a paywall, which is a weird word to use because you don't have to pay anything. Go to patreon.com backslash nephilim death squad. Sign up for the free tier and you can continue watching along. I don't know how much time we have. I know I've got time. This might end up going for a while, guys. So if you want to continue listening along, if you want to continue sounding off in the chat, enjoying an ad free viewing experience. Patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad is for you. Sign up for that seven day free trial and I bet you you won't be able to absorb all of the content that is there. Head on over, guys, and continue watching this. Are we shills for big Merkel or shills for big Astral Wedgie Saurus says, I think we're more so shields for big Astral. Although this entire episode has been a commercial for the confessionals. All right, guys, we'll see you later. Let's keep it going. Where did you, where was, where did you leave off?

[Top Lobster]

I'm deleting that off YouTube.

[David Lee Corbo]

No more for you. Why? Because we said Jew a lot.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, a lot.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

More than. More than the Jews that own it would like.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, probably.

[Top Lobster]

We're off. Okay, where are we at? Let's keep reading from John. Sorry.

[David Lee Corbo]

Shit.

[Top Lobster]

Soft doxed, Soft docs, whatever. It's fine. They don't know how to Spell his name. If this was just. Maybe it's just a J O, H, N. J O N. We don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is it J, H, O, N. You ever see those? Jahan's.

[Top Lobster]

He's gonna ask us to take this episode down. All right. So I guess I really do say some pretty crazy shit. If I try to do this podcast with my wife, it'll probably end up in divorce, which leaves me potentially just. To potentially just rant, which he's doing here, which I'm being on, if I'm being honest, could also end in divorce.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, I hope not. I don't like divorce. Divorce sucks.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. So he'll just ramp on myself by himself on a microphone, which is a daunting proposition. David does it every day.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Still the compulsion is pretty strong and I may do so ultimately, Dave, I.

[David Lee Corbo]

Think if you're being called to doing that, I think you should do it. That's just my opinion. If you have that notion at all. Because I think you take for granted the fact that there are like millions and millions of people walking around that don't have that notion even a little bit. So if you have it, that's kind of unique and you should probably make a move on it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they asked me to do that. Okay, we're good.

[David Lee Corbo]

Did you whisper Jew?

[Top Lobster]

They just asked me to do that. Well, Tony did.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, shout out, Tony. All right, let me take over, please. Where are we?

[Top Lobster]

Okay, I will not write you a 50 page manifesto. But I will write you a 5 1.

[David Lee Corbo]

Too late. All right. I will not write you a 50 page manifesto. Having previously made the same mistake on the poor unsuspecting confessionals. I will instead pick out a few highlights and just give the caveat that there was so much more where this came from. It's tied up in a lot of childhood trauma, many such cases, which is. And feels stupid to talk about. So I won't. Well, that is. I can understand why it feels stupid and. But it is an overwhelming theme that you'll find in experiencers.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, hold on a second. We didn't read the super chat from. Okay, I guess we'll read it now.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's read it.

[Top Lobster]

Whiskers. $20. Thank you. Enjoying the show, guys? Why do you think Hollywood is constantly changing well known white characters with red hair to black?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's an interesting. I feel bad. We should answer. That's an interesting question. I know what they're talking about. I see it a lot. I don't know if there's any actual spiritual implications as Much as I think it is a cultural engineering of racial tensions.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I don't. I don't really know why I know that. It pisses me off. So. Yeah, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, it's a $20 Canadian. So it's like $3American.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's all the answer we can give you then.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's keep reading. Sorry.

[David Lee Corbo]

$3 worth of answer. No, but I do think it's. I think it's to sow racial tensions. As much as I feed into racial tensions, I also recognize that there's a. There's some aspect of those who control us that would love us to be at odds with one another.

[Top Lobster]

And. Yeah. As somebody.

[David Lee Corbo]

Beloved characters. And you make them black. Yes.

[Top Lobster]

Who likes to like really stir up racial tensions. That's exactly what they're doing. It's just weird that they do it with the red hair.

[David Lee Corbo]

White.

[Top Lobster]

Red haired woman.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Oh, because we were talking about the Celtics earlier. So that ended up coming up. And then of course it gets into a really weird thing where the red hair and the pale skin is like Nephilim DNA. And yeah. Within their own lore, like the Fae lore, there is a hybridization between these Fae and human beings. They can have offspring. Right, right, right.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I don't know. I guess that's a satisfactory answer for a three dollar super chat.

[David Lee Corbo]

I hope you're satisfied.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, Dave, it's fine. Trying to find where he's at. I will not write you a 50 page manifesto.

[David Lee Corbo]

I actually wasn't doing that at all. I was watching myself make those facial expressions in the camera there. I don't know why that happened.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, podcasting, go ahead. That's weird.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, so. Okay, suffice to say I grew up white trash. My father was irreverent. Was an irreverent drunk who could not hold a job. And we lived in a trailer park. Conditions that go along with being the bottom rung of our socioeconomic ladder. If you know, then you know what that is. And if you don't, God bless you. It's kind of difficult to choose what to talk about, to be honest. I'll start with the fact that when I was a child, I would get phantom fevers. And with these fevers came hyperreal hallucinations. If they were hallucinations. I can only remember one particular evening. I saw the Grim Reaper in the corner of my room. I hadn't know what it was. I didn't know what it was or seen it before. It was standing in the corner, slowly opening and closing its mouth and slicing its scythe through the air ever so slowly, closer and closer to me. I wanted to scream. But as was often the case, I couldn't get my throat to do more than a slight crack and a muffled grunting. I was not able to move. Somehow I knew that if the scythe passed over my head, I would die. My mom eventually popped into the room and clicked on the light, and it was gone and I could move again. I remember the next day, one of her friends was visiting, and I described what I saw. My mom's friend then said, you saw the Grim Reaper? To which my mom immediately said she shut up. It's hard, right? I mean, I. I get it. As a parent, it's like you don't even want them talking about it. I'm always so mortified because when we go over your house, my son will lead, you know, because he's older than your kids, so he'll rally them together to go hunt some monster on your property or some like that. And then it turns out that your kids are then scared at night. We've actually had to talk to my son about, like, hey, these. These. These kids are younger than you. You simply cannot go around talking about monster hunting and ghosts and like that. Because, you know, much like yourself, they won't be able to sleep at night.

[Top Lobster]

And so my son's been telling me about horrifying clowns lately. So I'm like, thanks, Jack.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. I've never heard Jack talk about the clowns.

[Top Lobster]

Really interesting. He says he sees them in his dreams. And I'm just like, yeah, let's.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's not. Yeah. And then. And then you. And then you look at him and you go, shut up. Right? Because that's the only way to put a stop to this. She goes on to say. Or he goes on to say, rather. And that was how I learned what the Grim Reaper was. Other times, my clothes would turn into slug or head. Creatures that would crawl around my. In my open closet, that's. My clothes would turn into slug or some other creature. I don't know. Head was probably a typo. That would crawl around in my open closet. I often saw colors, had intense vibrations in my hands, or had portions of my body that would feel as if they were gigantic. Oh, I've had that. Yeah. I have wondered if I was astral projecting, and I almost certainly was at other points in my life, but also, my brain could have just cooked itself to death. Eventually, the fevers just stopped. I mean, I would say that to me, it seems like you were, you know, in a thin veil situation. Children are already much more perceptive to the spiritual realm. And if you're very sick and you're running fevers, that suggests that you probably were, you know, certainly closer to death than you are in a healthy state. And so in that way I would, I would venture to believe that you, you thin the veil and that you were seeing real things and that you're, you know, probably your, your state of, of constant being in a fever and suffering causes a bit of a disassociation. I'm realizing now. Like that is what you have to stop your children from doing. You have to stop them from dissociating. You have to stop them from being in any situation that's so traumatic that they withdraw within themselves to get away from, you know, whatever is happening externally. That is where a lot of these problems come in. But it's kind of up because if your kid just gets sick, well, that would 100 cause identity disassociation disorder. Right. Like you're trying to slip out of this painful state. My mom once told me that you could gaze into a mirror and watch your reflection change. Yes. Don't do that. I started doing this. Sometimes you don't listen, do you? Usually what would happen is the reflection would darken and my image would get a little wiggly and you could see some features kind of shift. Yeah. It wasn't super clearly defined and was probably a form of self hypnosis. I have done this before and. And if you do it in a dim bathroom that's only lit by candlelight, it exacerbates that phenomenon. And. And it's terrifying. It's terrifying. It wasn't super clearly defined and was probably some form of self hypnosis. Once I was hanging out a friend at a friend's house with two other kids and we were in their parents room. I told them that I could do this and they called. So before long, we were all lying down in front of the mirror. I told them to keep staring and let my mind drift the way I had in the past. All of a sudden, my face distorted in a really horrific, demonic way. Yes. The eyes and mouths were super exaggerated. Almost like the old tragedy masks on the theater billboard. Okay. Like laughter and sadness.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And bright neon goop started spilling from the eyes and mouth. We all screamed and ran out of the room. I never pulled that trick again. And to this day, I'm afraid of mirrors. I'll use them to do what needs to be done, but I never look at it when I'm taking a piss at three in the morning and I don't spend a lot of time on my appearance. Yeah. So that phenomenon is very real, and I would not recommend it, but anybody can do this, and it's, like, easily accessible, but nobody is doing it. And I would say the reason that nobody's doing this is because, like, yeah, there's some part of you that knows, like, yeah, I think I probably will see something, and I don't want to see that. And even as adults, like, I've done it, it's happened. So you ever see that optical illusion where you stare at a center point and the edges of the circle start to vanish? Yeah, it's like that. So what you do is you make you maintain unbreaking eye contact with yourself and your eyes act as that center point. And then what happens is, like, the outer edges of the circle disappear. Your facial features start to go away, and it becomes very plain. And then if you stare long enough, something else comes back in its place and replaces those now diluted features. And it is demonic. Like, the face that starts to appear is kind of like yours, but it's very scary. Very exaggerated and dramatic like he's describing. And to the extent that, like, yeah, I also never did it again, but I can tell you that it works.

[Top Lobster]

Your face starts to look like this girl. Have you seen this girl's face, Dude?

[David Lee Corbo]

What is up with her balloon head?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know, dude, but it is, like, very much like that. Like, if you just focused on the, just the facial features of a normal person and then just drew a circle.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, she's got, like, good skin. She almost is, like, pretty, like a cartoon character. Like, if you were, if this bitch was in, like, Doug Funny's world, you'd be like, that's the pretty character. But in human life, she's horrifying looking.

[Top Lobster]

As she eats this scolding hot food, her. Her head almost seems to get bigger. Watch.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's filling with steam.

[Top Lobster]

They're filling with hot air. It's just crazy. It's like, yeah, like, that's how I feel about this. Like, I've watched this video maybe 30 times.

[David Lee Corbo]

Tony says, looks like a lollipop. She do be looking like a lollipop.

[Top Lobster]

She does. A lot of people are still saying like, that. They would, though.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, I think she's, she's pretty. I, I, you know, if I was a single dude, I wouldn't listen to her because I don't think I could get over the face and have a.

[Top Lobster]

Little bit of ketchup on your broccoli.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ketchup. And then she put British, which is very gross. You haven't got. Yeah. And you haven't got gravy of yours.

[Top Lobster]

Oh my God, I hate these people.

[David Lee Corbo]

Big, big balloon headed lady, huh? All right, you want to pick this up here?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I think that for a lot of my life I was demonically oppressed. No, I think that that's what that means. I think if you look into a mirror and you see green ooze coming out of your eyes, it means that there probably is a demon, like a latent demon out there and it's coming forward. Yeah, you're allowing like, it's almost like he's allowing himself to fall back and whatever is in him to come forward.

[David Lee Corbo]

And that's what it is. It is a type of the, the mindset. You get in, by the way, when you're doing that, you start to dissociate. I, I would imagine that that is what's happening there. There's like a real weirdness in your psychology when you stare at your own reflection for too long and it, it becomes an identity crisis, I would say.

[Top Lobster]

There's like videos of, I don't know, they have like, maybe they'll have like a frog or something and they're trying to get this parasite out of it and they have something else and it may be, it's like a. I don't know, some kind of salt or whatever it is. And they're just like, they're holding the frog and the frog's like, with his mouth open. And then they'll just do something and you'll see the thing come out and it tries to eat whatever. I feel like that's what you're doing with the mirror.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's mirror.

[Top Lobster]

And you're like, you're drawing this thing out of you.

[David Lee Corbo]

You should do it.

[Top Lobster]

No. Yeah. No, I don't think I'm going to do it. Yeah, you do it now.

[David Lee Corbo]

I already did it and I don't like it.

[Top Lobster]

I don't like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Maybe you won't see, Maybe you won't. Maybe you'll be like, that's retarded. I didn't see shit. And then, then that way I'll be like, fucking. I got demons.

[Top Lobster]

I think everybody has. Might have demons. I think you constantly probably have to get the demons out of you. I think it's parasites, I think. Yeah, yeah, it's. I think next time you do it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Do it for the audience. Do it in the mirror, but keep your mouth open and keep like, a. Like a piece of bread outside your mouth and see if anything comes out.

[Top Lobster]

Eats the bread. All right. I don't know why. I don't know if it was because I was attracted. I attracted it with my trauma, if it was my stepdad's shit, if I just inherited. Inherited it. Through iniquity, I have since learned that both sides of my family have these types of experiences. Maybe someone was a witch. The family line feels correct to me, but I don't know. And my mother won't talk about it, although I've always felt she knows more than she lets on. Interesting.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what's funny? Yesterday was my mom's birthday. Was it yesterday or the day before? What's today? Today's the 18th. It was the day before. Yesterday was my mom's birthday. And my mom's father abandoned her when she was just a child, like a toddler. And. And she also had a sibling that was put up for adoption. And those two, like, missing family links, you know, they become interesting to me from time to time. It's actually why I originally fell for the Ancestry.com trap. Well, all these years later, and on the morning of my mother's birthday, I opened up my ancestry. For whatever reason. I forget why exactly. I was looking for something, like, pretty benign. Just, like, I think my DNA makeup, and I saw a message in there and this, and it's a message from a chick, and she's basically saying she's trying to find out who her family is because her grandmother was put up for adoption. And. And the number one person that she has in common with me, this chick is my mother's DNA, and she's black, which is hilarious, because I'm excited. I'm like, oh, this could be cool. Wait till she finds my podcast, and then I'll have to explain to another family member. But I just thought that was fascinating, like, on the morning of my mother's birthday, but I don't know who she is. It just doesn't make sense.

[Top Lobster]

Reparations or something like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Maybe.

[Top Lobster]

Prove it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, yeah, it is. It's an interesting thing. It just reminded me because we're talking about whatever, the generational stuff and mom stuff.

[Top Lobster]

All right, anyway, Generational inequities, like I'm related to a black person generating generational iniquity.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm pretty sure it's like 18 generations.

[Top Lobster]

From that point, are incredible. Okay, so at least your credit score. All right, so I guess. I guess the next thing I'LL tell you about is the time that my wife bought a Ouija board and in when we were 16. Bad idea. I had just left an abusive situation at home and was staying at a friend's basement. To be fair, it was a party house, although I do not remember that we were partying at the time. His younger sister was there and we didn't do anything crazy when she was around. Anyway, I bought the board and we're sitting there in the sun room getting ready to play with it and it slid about an inch on its own. That was enough for us. We all said fuck it and put it away. Then we went our separate ways. I went down to the basement and was laying on the bed on the floor when the basement door slowly creaked open like an inch and I thought I could see someone peeking through. I laughed and told my friend to quit messing with me. The door slowly swung all the way open so that I could clearly see that there was no one there. Then it slammed shut so hard the whole house shook. My friend was in a four level home and next I heard house shaking. Boom. Slowly up every step of the four steps of the house. You could feel the power and size of whatever it was. With every stop I laughed where I was terrified of moving. Eventually, about 15 minutes later, my friend came down from the stairs the upstairs bathroom where he had been looking terrified and asked me if I'd done that. I told him I didn't move from that spot. What's interesting about this is that after about two years, after two years after this incident, my friend remembered and I occasionally asked them about it to check in. Eventually though, they said they didn't remember. That's weird. Yeah. So they do remember and then after a while they just slipped their mind.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's something about that. I have a friend who saw what I still I think it was an alien. In fact, I was listening to Tony Merkel show the other day and that that concept of like running water being like a divisive or a line of division between one realm and another. Sometimes I realized that where I saw this thing was on the other side of a makeshift bridge that went over a body of water and all my friends were on one side of it and me and my buddy were the only ones that were on the other side. And when I asked him about it, I would check in with them occasionally over time like this guy did. And his. His story used to be like I don't know what we saw. I remember it, but I don't what know what we saw. And he was uncomfortable talking about it, which I found so fascinating, because I wasn't at all. You know, I. I, like, it doesn't seem like something you'd be uncomfortable talking about in hindsight. I see that theme now, but at the time, I was like, what the do you mean? Like, we saw something weird in the woods. Why don't you want to talk about this? And. And he would say things like, I don't like thinking about it, but he said that he couldn't remember what he saw. And then eventually, over the next few years, if I checked in with him again, he would just say, like, yeah, I don't remember. Like, he wouldn't elaborate. There was nothing else. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why I never forgot. It's burned into my mind forever.

[Top Lobster]

Damn. So he says. I've noticed this has happened a few times over the course of my life. There have been other occasions where a witness shared the experience with me but saw something different than what I saw. I have some theories on why this might be, but I don't know any more than anyone else does. So I guess I'll just keep my crackpot ideas to myself for now. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Good.

[Top Lobster]

The book I wrote is not a true story, but it's heavily inspired by my life experience and how I think stuff works. I believe that these entities are demonic and they influence us, they manipulate us. They then use our energy to manifest in this realm. I don't know if that's the only type there is, but I do believe it's what I've been dealing with most of my life. The book. The book imagines what would happen in the event that my demons won. And when the fallout. And then the fallout on how it impacts my family. I think it's pretty badass. The editor injured thought. What does that mean? The editor injured? Okay. Thought it was pretty badass as well. So I guess it. But I can't seem to get anyone to look at it for publishing, so it just lives on a file on my desktop and will probably die with me. The point of that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Isn't it relatively easy to publish your own book now on Amazon?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dude, this guy has some issues. He has issues with release.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, you got to release, dude. And I'm not one typically. I'm. I'm an advocate for retention, but in this particular instance, I think you just got to let it loose, dude.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Maybe we should check out the book. Who knows? He'll. We'll probably read and get demonically infested.

[David Lee Corbo]

Fantastic.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, fantastic. The point Is to say this. I think that this thing is killing me. The thing's goal is to kill him. Is to kill him? Yeah. I think that's the goal for all these things. To kill all of us.

[David Lee Corbo]

I gotta make a PBS real quick. I'll be right back.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. I'll continue reading.

[David Lee Corbo]

Have fun then. You got to give me a synopsis when I come back.

[Top Lobster]

Now I have to give this guy a synopsis when he comes back too. Maybe we should do something else. What do you guys want to do? Should we play a game? No one's going to answer me. Of course not. We're gonna keep reading. We'll just keep going. All right. So he says, my wife's family eventually let me move into their basement. I'll never know why they allowed a 16 year old's boyfriend to move into their basement, but I thank God they did. I needed help and they helped me more. They just let me figure myself out. I finished school, got a job and figured myself out. We met, we're married and have two kids. My family is everything to me. Yeah. Nds piss bottles. I should. Those should already be on the market, but I am just super busy with everything else. But I will get the piss bottles up eventually. Probably soon. Maybe not. Okay, so he continues. My wife's dad had a lot of guns, like show up to his house when he. When the hits the fan, that kind of stuff. But like any responsible gun owner, he keeps his guns separate from his ammo in different locked cabinets. My wife was studying abroad in Japan. I was depressed and I was around with the wrong crowd. And one day I was there by myself and started hearing what I thought was myself telling me about how miserable and pathetic I was. What a burden I was on this good family that the world would be better off without me and my wife could move on and have a good life with a good human being. It was then that I decided to break into her dad's safe and do something to himself. Whoa. The weird thing was when I got into the safe, it was already open. When he got to the safe, it was already open. Not only was it open, but the ammo was sitting right next to the gun. When I know that her dad stores them apart from each other. Oh, that's kind of. That's heavy. This is like reaching into the schizophrenia stuff that me and David usually talk about. Where they'll send you to a location that already has everything that you need. Usually it'll be loot or money or whatever you need to get your next fix. Because it wants you to continue to summon it or commune with it. Very interesting stuff. So he says. I loaded the gun and I held it to my head, listening to this thing tell me the worst I could imagine about myself. At the last minute, with my finger on the trigger, I realized that this thing wasn't me. It wasn't me at all. Okay, what did I say? A very interesting part. His wife.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hold on. I'm sorry. My fat cat's about to jump on the keyboard. Give me two seconds.

[Top Lobster]

Throw him. Throw them on the ground. Spike them. Listen to David. Listen to deal with his cat. The worst. This is great podcasting. All right, David, let's go, let's go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Try it again. Round two.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. He ends up living in the basement of his girlfriend's house. He gets married to this girl, but she goes away to Japan to study abroad. And he's living with the family in their basement and they're just basically taking care of this guy.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's living with a random family in Japan?

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no. His. His girlfriend's family. He's living with them here. But his girlfriend went to Japan to study for college, so she's not there.

[David Lee Corbo]

So he's just staying with. Not even his in laws, his girlfriend's parents.

[Top Lobster]

Very weird. Yeah. His wife's dad has a lot of guns. He keeps the guns locked away. One in, you know, one for the guns, one for the ammo that's locked away. And he falls into a depression. He hears a voice in his head telling him to end it. So he decides that he's going to go up and break into the dad's safe. So he goes upstairs to where the dad's safe is at, and the safe is open and the gun is there next to the ammo. And so he takes the gun, loads it, puts it to his head, and at the last minute, with his finger on the trigger, he realized that it wasn't him talking, that this thing wasn't him. And when he realized that, he says this thing gets pissed. So he unloads.

[David Lee Corbo]

So he realizes that this, this voice that's telling him to do that is not him.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, once he puts a gun to his head.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what's retarded about that, though? I'm not saying that. That this person's retarded. Soft docs, John. But like, just because I perceive a thought as even my own doesn't mean that I ever have to act on it. Like, before I ever suspected that the vast majority of things that pass through my mind are not my own. Brain does not mean that I then had to act on those things. I just don't understand that line of thinking. But I guess when they have their hooks in you, they have their hooks in you.

[Top Lobster]

It must have been convincing. I mean, it was just telling him that he was a piece of. And I guess he agreed with it. So he was like, all right, let's do this thing. So he says, I unloaded the gun, put them away, locked them in the safe so that he could no longer access them, and went on about his business as this thing was howling at him in his head. Yeah. Guy decides not to kill himself. Raven calls himself. Calls him amazing. All right, so I wasn't listening anymore, but it was having this incident. Yeah, this incident was the thing I forgotten to tell Tony on the confessionals on. Well, he forgot to tell Tony on Nephilim Death Squad. We're not talking about that show anymore. That's right. All right. There's so much more I could say. I even have a little video evidence that I'm going to get around to uploading to YouTube someday. He'll never upload it. This guy doesn't. He doesn't. Doesn't release anything. How do you have kids if you don't release John?

[David Lee Corbo]

He's done a fair bit of releasing. If he's got kids. I'm. I'm advocating that you release some more. Look, man, I. I just want to say, if you recorded a year's worth of episodes, I don't even know what that looks like. Are we talking one episode per week? Did you guys record 52 episodes of a show and then not release it? And I'd be interested in knowing why? Was that your decision? Was that her decision? Did she say, I don't want to be associated with this. Don't release these, or what's going on there, because that is. That's a lot of content, dude.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I kind of want to hear the content. I kind of want to see the book now. Yeah, it might be great. It might be garbage. I think you need to let the people decide.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Anyway, so. So if I ever get around to doing my own podcast, maybe I'll release it. He says, I love your guys show. Probably not anymore after this. After we roasted you, your episodes always like, yeah, we were nice to you. They always take press. We doxed you a little bit, but it was fine. It was soft.

[David Lee Corbo]

Soft docs.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. They take precedence. And I want to say this. Well, whose episodes do you listen to first? The confession, apparently ours.

[David Lee Corbo]

Take precedent. That's Right in your face, Tony Merkel. Our show takes precedent. How about that?

[Top Lobster]

Very cool. He says, I want to say I've been coming around to believing that the biblical view is the only way our world makes sense. I didn't think I could be a Christian before listening to you guys. Wow. That's crazy to say after this whole episode. Like, we're like an hour 40 minutes in. And I think that the way we see and think about the world is probably pretty close to each other. And if God's cool with you guys, then he might be cool with me too.

[David Lee Corbo]

And even if he's strong, that's a big if. If God's cool with us, I hope he is. But also, if he wasn't, I'd be like, I fucking get it.

[Top Lobster]

I think. I think God likes us.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I think so.

[Top Lobster]

It's not like we're Jewish or anything. That's messed up. Now, see, that's it. That's too far. That's. That wasn't even funny. That was just.

[David Lee Corbo]

Now we gotta edit that out, too. Now you're just giving a descript. More work.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, descript is like, what are you guys doing? Keep talking about this stuff. I just wrote finger B. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Anyway, he says even if he's not, there isn't anyone else worth following. Even if at the end, we end of all this, we lose. It's worth going down for goodness. Interesting. If you think you want more, there's more. So much more. Now I'm gonna hurry up and send this before I chicken out. Thanks, guys.

[David Lee Corbo]

There it is. Empty. 113. But that thing right there, before I chicken out, there's something in you, sir, that is making you chicken out in your own words, when it comes to this. And I would just say that these things don't like to be exposed. The nature of the content that you're aiming to make is. Is, you know, content that exposes these things. And you need to ask yourself where that anxiety and where that fear is coming from that's making you do everything up until a certain point and then pull back. And. And I would also say that there's a reason the Bible says fear not so many times. It's. That's the thing that you're supposed to rage against is the fear. Don't give into is the very thing that's making you work your ass off and then not distribute any of that work anywhere.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I think it's also just when you second guess yourself. These. These Voices are always going to go in your head, so just do what you're going to do. Let it fly. Well, do it as good as you can and let it fly, but it's never going to be perfect. I'd like, I'd be interested in seeing, in seeing your book and seeing maybe an episode of your podcast. Yeah, it's probably really bad, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

If you want to send more stuff, I won't say your name again. If you want to send more stuff, I'd be very interested in hearing it. I, I think you're right. When we, when you said that we have a pretty similar view just based off of what we read here, I would, I would argue that you're correct. We do have a very similar worldview. And so I think there's probably more to gleam there. And yeah, man, send your, Send your stuff our way. If you weren't totally disgusted by the way that we presented your story, please send more and we'll, we'll do it exactly the same way and just as insulting.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, actually, this is a good time right now. I'll put it up in the banner in a second for people to email us because it's been a while since we did one of these, so we haven't had as many emails for chronicles coming back our way.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

But I'll write that up. I. I sent one more. It's. It's literally three paragraphs. It's Kate.

[David Lee Corbo]

Kate.

[Top Lobster]

And I guess we could do this read Kate and then end here. What do you think?

[David Lee Corbo]

Sure. What are we on? We're going on the two hour mark. Yeah, might as well.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, so this is from Kate. And it's. It is very short. It says 2017. My boyfriend and I were camping on some land next to a native reservation and I went off around dusk to be alone. I came upon a dead tree, the only tree within at least a mile. I thought nothing of it. Then I heard a super low, low laugh that was like, that's pretty good impression of that. I think I thought, what the hell? And then I called out my boyfriend's name, thinking somehow he made it all the way over and was hiding behind that tree or something.

[Top Lobster]

I often wonder if girls even hear the same way we do.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't think so.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think so either.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think they hear my wife and my son, they do a thing that makes me feel like I live in a fucking sitcom where, like, my son will say something, he'll be like, mom, can you give me water? And he. And then she'll go, what? And then he'll go, what? And then she'll go, what did you say? And then he'll go, I said, what? And then she'll go, no, before that. And he goes, what? And I go, what is happening?

[Top Lobster]

Like, why.

[David Lee Corbo]

Why are you doing this to me? Why am I? And I'm the only one. I can. I can hear everything both of them say, crystal clear. And that. It makes it even worse. I know exactly what they're saying. So I think women have the same ears as children. There's something wrong. They don't hear like us. They hear like. Like children.

[Top Lobster]

They hear like children.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's the wor, dude. It's. It's like. I'm like, you're doing this on purpose, aren't you? And then they do think it's funny, but you can tell it starts off very genuine. Okay? Somehow she thinks that her boyfriend got all the way ahead of her and got behind this tree. I would say she's thinking that because she fucking needs to think that.

[Top Lobster]

Have you ever heard a woman do an impression of a man? It's always weird because I'm like, well, that's what you hear. That's what I sound like to you? It's like a. Yeah, I guess. Who's more accurate is a question.

[David Lee Corbo]

My voice is very annoying, and I hear it on recordings, and I go, oh, no. Which is why I simply can never listen back to our content. But when my wife mocks me, she goes and adds, like, a lot more bass and. And depth to my voice, and I'm like, is that what I sound like to you? I wish I had your ears. And I would imagine that that's also what I sound like to my son. So she says, paul, hello. And nothing responds. And then it did it again. Oh, fucking super low. And then she goes on to say, of course, being the dumb bitch I was back then, I started screaming like those hoes in the horror movies.

[Top Lobster]

Amazing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ran fell screaming all the way back to camp, dude. So she did it. That's so funny. She did it just the way it happens in the horror movies. And Paul was there yelling for me to come back. And I told him what happened. And then she says, I haven't been able to camp without being freaked out ever since. That's interesting. I like it. It's a short story. It's a horrifying one. I wish I knew what happened to you. I wish I knew what area you were in. A reservation. I'm like, are you in those kind of. You Know, like a. Like a Utah, Arizona maybe, kind of a place. I don't know. I don't. I don't even think those places geographically. I'm retarded. I want to do one more. Can we do one more? Because it's very short.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, let's do. We'll do Chris, one more.

[David Lee Corbo]

Chris.

[Top Lobster]

Hopefully I'll send it in the chat here. That was. That was a fun story. I liked how I like it. Yeah, I don't think you're a stupid. I just thought. I thought that, you know, maybe you just don't hear the same.

[David Lee Corbo]

Maybe you're nice people are. Carmen San Diego, fan of the fan of the show. Where in the world is she says, oh, man, your voice is not annoying. I. There's. There's no person that can talk me down off that ledge. I have heard my own voice and I have determined that it is annoying. It's insufferable.

[Top Lobster]

A very.

[David Lee Corbo]

Especially when it's quiet and then I start talking. The way my voice cracks into this realm is. It's. It's offensive. Yeah. I don't think it's meant to be like that. Something happened. All right, let's do this. Is this the last one? You just put it in the private chat? Yeah, this was. Okay, can. Can I. Do you mind if I take. Because that was a very short one. I want to.

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead, go and read it.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right. Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet. Chris says, hey, guys, love the podcast. Keep up the great work.

[Top Lobster]

I know it is great podcast.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's over now. We're done. He says, I've got a weird story to share and let me start by saying I'm normal guy. No spice, no hard drugs or alcohol. Besides weed. Okay. All right, I like that. Weed is now, like, that's normal.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Backstory. When I was 2, my babysitter let me watch Ghostbusters and I had nightmares. The demon dog lived under my bed and would come out and eat me if I wasn't following my parents bedtime rules. Yeah, your parents crushed, dude. Stay in bed or this thing's gonna devour you. She says, stay in bed, keep the lights off and be quiet. Those are the rules. I had these nightmares on the regular, so my 4 year old brain tried to think of ways to not have nightmares. I had these. What's that?

[Top Lobster]

Reasonable.

[David Lee Corbo]

Reasonable. Yeah, I used to be pretty good at that. In fact, what I developed was like a, like a scenario generator in my mind where I would be like, what if I, you know, like back in the day, I remember when I was a kid, after watching the movie blank check. I'd go, what if I found a blank check? And I would use that. I'd go through the whole thing step by step, exactly what I do, the minutiae of it, until I fell asleep. So I didn't think about demons. I had these two big stuffed animals, a bear and a dog. One side of my bed was against the wall, and I'd sleep with my bear on the edge. Then the dog, then me wedged between the wall and my mattress. My theory was bad dreams came up from under my bed and they'd have to fight the bear first, and then they got through him. Hopefully my dog would stop them. If not, so be it. Nightmares.

[Top Lobster]

Sandwich theory.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, it's. It's similar to the blanket theory, right? Like pull the blanket over your head and they can't fucking eat you.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, blanket theory actually works. This theory is just bullshit that this guy's doing.

[David Lee Corbo]

But yeah, yeah, because I never. I never even had to worry about the. Of like, what if the blanket doesn't work? If not, so be it. That just. It always works.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. It also depends on the thickness of the blanket. If it's.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh yeah, not a sheet. Not a sheet. If it's a sheet, they can eat you right through the sheet. One night I found myself in a dream where I woke up in sleep paralysis in my bedroom. But my room was different from my perspective. I was in my room, but I didn't have walls. And beyond those walls was a science lab type place with two people studying me. That's not good. Yeah, that comes up a lot. One looked like a normal human scientist Dr. Vibe with the white lab coat and he was taking notes. The other guy was a little 4 foot or less red man wearing a cowboy hat. And when I say red man, he looked human, but everything about him was tinted red. That's fascinating. And a cowboy hat. I like to think that among this like plethora of. Of demonic entities that some of them are kind of like funky, you know, like a little red guy with the cowboy hat. That's. Yeah, why not?

[Top Lobster]

A little bit.

[David Lee Corbo]

Clothes, everything. I got the feeling the little. What's that?

[Top Lobster]

Are they racist against each other? In the ethereal realm, the red skins.

[David Lee Corbo]

Versus the gray skins. Yeah, like the reds. Don't like the grays, I think.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I get it, I get it. Like they, they probably have different characteristics, different stereotypes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

These guys, they're just always watching this guy through the walls.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like the. For whatever reason, the gray ones, they. They Eat with their hands predominantly. And it's really off putting. And. And as far as the other ones can tell, the gray ones simply never wash their hands. Not before or after. And it's very, very disgusting. So says they were talking about me. He got the feeling that the little red man was the boss and they were talking about him. I could hear what they were saying, but I got the feeling there was a reason I was being studied. Like I'm special in some kind of way. They're that man. These themes are just. They will always tell you that they're special. It's amazing what you can do to human beings if you tell them that they're special.

[Top Lobster]

My special boy.

[David Lee Corbo]

My special boy. You could do anything to us and we're just happy to be special. They noticed I was conscious and the little red man waved his hand and I went back to sleep. I came back to consciousness again to see the doctor slash scientist coming over to my bedside, pulling my dog off my bed. The dog sleeps in the middle. And dragging him onto the floor. I went back to sleep. And when I woke up in the morning, there was my dog on the floor. So the doctor scientist would have had to have reached over my bear and specifically take the dog.

[Top Lobster]

And the bear didn't do anything.

[David Lee Corbo]

That doesn't seem like it seems like that's all he remembers. So. And if that is all there is to it, then you have to ask yourself why they moved the dog. And sometimes they do that. Right in this poltergeist activity sometimes, which is a huge overlap between poltergeist activity and alien abduction phenomenon. Sometimes it almost seems practical, jokey, like they move shit around on you. They'll open things up and leave it that way. They want you to find these things. And I can't exactly say what they want, but what becomes of it is you get incredibly confused and your. Your reality starts to fall apart. And maybe that's the point. I don't know. But he said the bear didn't do his job. Bear did not do his job. You know what would have? A thick quilt. A real thick quilt. Not a. Not a sheet. So the doctor slash scientist would have had to reach over my bear and specifically take the dog. That gave me confirmation it actually happened and wasn't something I dreamt up. I told my family, my friends, everyone. And I had both my parents convinced that it happened. Good for you. My story never changed and I was adamant that it happened. That's great that your parents believed you because that could be a real piece of work. If they don't. 20 or so years later, I was listening to coast to coast, the supernatural AM radio talk show who, you know, insulted me and kicked me off the air where they told a story about a little red man. The hairs on my arm stood up and I immediately had to call my mom, even though it was two in the morning for her. They described the little red men exactly as I did, minus the cowboy hat. This one was cool and said they are interdimensional beings here studying us. I never knew how to interpret this story, but it's something that has stuck with me for over 30 years and I'd love to find out more about these interdimensional beings and what they are here for. Thank you for all your work. Chris from Canada.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, Canada known. He was from Canada.

[David Lee Corbo]

We never read this. Well, I mean that, that goes into just the, the wide array of, of entities that exist outside of like the, the normal physical human experience. And I don't even necessarily know that it has to be outside of the normal physical experience. They could be very physical. It's not like this thing like when we talk to. What was his name? Joel something or another older guy. It was about near death experiences and the abduction phenomenon. And he was pretty adamant that this is.

[Top Lobster]

He was a red guy with a hat on, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

Guy with a hat on.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's very small. Yeah, yeah, I remember him. Kind of had like a doctor vibe. He, he said that these things only happen spiritual. This is a spiritual phenomenon that they are trying to convince you is a physical phenomenon.

[Top Lobster]

Jimmy Akin.

[David Lee Corbo]

Jimmy Akin. Jimmy Atkin. That's right. He was red and he had a cowboy hat. No, no, that wasn't Jimmy Yakin. That was a near death experience is my mistake. I conflated two people. It was Joel something. No, not him. Why am I sideways?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're like, I don't like that either way. But he is a small red man with a cowboy hat.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Was it this guy that you saw.

[David Lee Corbo]

And everything about him is, is a hue of red, including his, his shirt and his beard and his skin? No, it's not him though. It was somebody else for sure. Joel something or another. And it was about the alien abduction phenomenon and he was telling us that he thinks that it is a spiritual one masquerading as a physical one. But I think that there was a real physical aspect to it. He's the one that told us that women who get pregnant with alien, you know, fetuses end up Losing them and attributing it to them being, like, basically removed. And. And. And the aliens take it and raise it. And he said that it's a perfectly natural phenomenon for a body to absorb a fetus. And that.

[Top Lobster]

That is the UFO guy, The bold guy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, he was the MUFON guy. That's right.

[Top Lobster]

Mufon. Yeah. I don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

MUFON investigator. It was a great conversation, but I just deviate from him in a lot of ways because I think there is a lot of room for this to be a physical phenomenon. I don't think that it has to be purely a spiritual one. Masquerading as he. He was kind of alluding to the idea that many of these memories were implants to give the impression that this was a physical phenomenon when it is in fact not. And in some cases, I would agree with that. There he is. What's his name?

[Top Lobster]

Joseph G. There we go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Joseph G. Jordan. Jordan. Right, right, right, right. Very cool guy. I enjoyed the conversation with him very much. Man, we just, like, look different all the time. I don't like looking back at the old shows. We look. I look like a different. I look like a drunk expat.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I look weird, too. I don't like it. I'm in the other side of the room. It's all weird. It's all weird. The only thing consistent is the top lobster sign.

[David Lee Corbo]

Unbelievable.

[Top Lobster]

Aliens. Aliens versus Jesus. What a stupid.

[David Lee Corbo]

Such a ridiculous name. But I mean, yeah, he. He was much more of the school of thought that this is purely a. A spiritual phenomenon, not physical in any sense of the word. Even to the extent that he was willing to say that women are just absorbing their fetuses, which I do think there's probably some medical precedence for, like, in the very early stages of fetal development that the body can, like, absorb it in some way. We certainly know that there's instances where the body will determine that it's a foreign body, and you. It'll then launch an autoimmune response and. And end up killing the baby. So I'm sure there's some room in the conversation for this, but I'm not ready to throw it out and say that it's not a physical phenomenon. And when you have that, the idea that the. The dog that was supposed to protect you is now on the floor in the morning, like, there's some aspect of this that's very real. Also the implants, when people have these, like, inexplicable pieces of metal that are, like, hard to even identify what Sort of material it is once the doctors remove it. There's so much physical phenomenon surrounding the alien abduction phenomenon that I think I. I don't think that you could just dismiss it as entirely spiritual. And so when I. When I see this, you know, even when we talk to Colin and he's like, on an operating table.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. Are we operating on the. On. On the spirit body? I don't know that that can happen. I also don't know that that can happen, but I know you can operate on a physical one. So I have a lot of questions as to the real nature of what's happening. Because on the other hand, it does seem that a lot of this happens in a purely spiritual way where people that are abducted will even. They'll even report looking back and seeing their body still laying there in bed as they depart and go somewhere else. So I think it's both. I have a. A mark on my leg. I swear, one of these days I'm going to cut it open because I think there's something in it. When I was a kid, I have a memory of how it came about, but it doesn't make any sense. I have a memory from, like, 2 years old of spilling Kool Aid on my leg, never wiping it off, like, letting it get sticky and dry. And then after I got out of the bath, it was still there, and it's never gone away, and I could still see it. It's just a red circle on my leg. And I have a distinct memory of how it got there. I've had it my entire life, and I got it from spilling Kool Aid on myself and permanently staining my leg. What. What kind of fucking memory is that? Why do I have that memory? Like, I've had that since I was a toddler. I've always identified this thing as being like, yep, fucking spilled some Kool Aid. Didn't wipe it off fast enough. That's what happens if you don't wipe off Kool Aid fast enough. It stains your skin. Probably not. There's probably an implant in there that's.

[Top Lobster]

An implanted memory or a.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's what I feel like, because that doesn't make sense. You can wash off Kool Aid. So what the fuck is going on there? I actually think I can still see it right now. Yeah, yeah. Legs are hairy, but it's there.

[Top Lobster]

Cut it open. Do it on the podcast. Let's see.

[David Lee Corbo]

It doesn't feel like there's anything in there, though. Doesn't hurt. You gotta go. You gotta Cut deep. Yeah, you gotta cut really deep.

[Top Lobster]

The bone. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's it for, for Chris from Canada. That's a fascinating story and I have a big tendency to believe that it's true. The nature of what happened, I'm not sure. But there's a lot of patterns in here that emerge in other people's experiences and I think that is sort of the key. People can make it up now that the patterns are out there in the open. I don't think people really do that as often as, as you might think. And so when I see those patterns start to emerge, I, I think there's really something to it. I, I think this guy had a real experience that had to be crazy listening to. I'm glad that he, he vindicated your story coast to coast because all he did was on mine that. Rest in peace.

[Top Lobster]

Well, that's. That looks like it's it for today. We. We did. We gave these people two hours more than they deserve. And I mean, we only have eight more submissions.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, guys, if you, if you like NDS Chronicles and you have stories to share. I see Carmen in the chat saying that she might send us some of her stories, but probably won't. I understand this kind of a. It's a daunting thing. But we promise we will make fun of you, but that doesn't mean that we dislike you. And it also doesn't mean that we don't believe you. In fact, we are more likely to believe you than a lot of other people. But we will make fun of you. You can send those stories over to nephilim. D squad gmail.com. type it out. Be detail heavy. We want the details. Give us the details. We want the details.

[Top Lobster]

Punctuation please.

[David Lee Corbo]

Punctuation.

[Top Lobster]

Right. If you're gonna make a decoration of.

[David Lee Corbo]

Paragraphs would be nice.

[Top Lobster]

That would be nice. If you're gonna put bold, make it all bold. Make it. Make none of it bold. But like the confusing mid sentence bold thing. I don't know why you did that. It's very off putting. Don't do that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Don't do that at all. Nephilim D Squad gmail.com guys. Type it out, send it our way and we will read it on air. We're gonna start doing these more because I think that this is something the, the viewers really enjoy. I, I like reading it also, to be honest, dude, it's nice because we don't have a guest so you and I can kind of like go wherever we want. And I don't Think we have enough shows that are like this? Even Dangerous is like, gotta talk about this topic.

[Top Lobster]

Yep.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

This is a show about nothing. And it reflects in the views that it gets. Really? Not as many as everybody. Well, the other episodes, but that's fine. This is what we want to do. Yeah, I think that's it. Do we have anything else? We have something going on tomorrow and the next day.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let me see. I'll tell you right now who's coming on tomorrow. And you guys keep an eye out.

[Top Lobster]

For that off tomorrow. We don't have any guests the rest of this week except for Ed Mabry.

[David Lee Corbo]

Maybe we could do another Chronicles.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, maybe either another Chronicles or some sort of a Deep Dive that we've been talking about. A deep dive into. Yes, some sort of tapes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Something very, very, very important. Very big. And thank goodness that the Nephilim Death Squad guys are here on the job because somebody's got to do it, and it'll be us. Keep an eye out. Maybe we'll do that. I think we should go live tomorrow. I think we should do something because. No, we're not gonna. Tony Merkel says, why watch Europa? Tony. Tony, we can't watch Europa on here. I tried to watch Europa on Rumble, and it's the only thing that got me consistently taken down off Rumble. I got taken down six times before I decided that it was not a technical issue, and it was because I was watching Europa.

[Top Lobster]

Wow.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah. So I stopped doing that. Oh, that's right. The Nether Knight says the JFK files are supposed to release. Be released sometime today. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see. The Leviathan. Yes, we're alluding to the Leviathan that. That Top and I may be standing before. We have to determine that it is the Leviathan that we think it is. But I think it is. I think it is, and we'll let.

[Top Lobster]

These guys determine that. But until next time, don't forget to obey, submit and comply. We'll see you later. The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. You can persuade them that what they see with their eyes is what there.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is to see, because they'll laugh in.

[Top Lobster]

The face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's happening. And they had.