
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another thrilling episode of NDS Chronicles! This week, hosts David Lee Corbo and Top Lobsta dive into your submitted paranormal testimonies in their trademark entertaining and insightful style. The episode kicks...
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David Lee Corbo
Most people would rather remove a nest of irate hornets than search for auto and home insurance. That's why the zebra searches for you. Comparing over 100 insurance companies to find savings no one else can Compare. Today@thezebra.com I think I'll wait inside. Most people would rather attend a corporate team building workshop than search for auto and home insurance. Go team.
Top Lobster
Feel that synergy.
David Lee Corbo
That's why the zebra searches for you. Comparing over 100 insurance companies to find savings no one else can Compare. Today@thezebra.com who's ready for the trust fall?
Top Lobster
Too fast, Trevor.
David Lee Corbo
Too fast. Here at the Zebra, research shows people would rather teach their kids to drive than search for auto and home insurance.
Top Lobster
I know what I'm doing wrong.
David Lee Corbo
Or attend a corporate team building workshop. Go team.
Top Lobster
Feel that synergy.
David Lee Corbo
Or be regaled by Uncle Frank's conspiracy theories. They're listening to us right now. That's why the zebra searches for you. Comparing over 100 insurance companies to find savings no one else can Compare. Today@thezebra.com we do the searching, you do the saving.
Top Lobster
Shh. They're here. Top Lobster Productions. We are being hypnotized by people like this. News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people. The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely enormous. Oh yeah, dude. But there's some nephilim.
David Lee Corbo
It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying to what happened to the home of the brave? But then it's too late. We need to be ready to raise up. Welcome to the end of days. Everybody is slave. Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in the hand. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. And this is the part where we tell you that you're too poor to listen to this for more than a half an hour. If you sign up@patreon.com Nephilim Death Squad for a nominal fee of free. Actually sign up for the seven day free trial.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
You can continue enjoying an ad free experience, hanging out in the live chat and watching episodes before they are released to the general public. All that and so much more. When I say that, I don't even think that's true. I think that's it's all that specifically what I just mentioned. I don't think there's a more, but go over to patreon.com backslash nephilim, sign up for whatever tier you'd like and watch this full episode. If not, you guys are losers and you won't be watching in half.
Top Lobster
Give us some ideas on what else you want from us. What the. What the.
David Lee Corbo
What do you want from us? Honestly, yesterday we went live on the Patreon to talk about whatever. We did an ad read. We did all kinds of stuff and, and we just let the Patreon members watch. But I don't think that they liked it. I don't think it was good. I think what we did there. I think what we did there was disrespectful and, you know, but that's a perk. We might just go live randomly and make you watch us do ad reads.
Top Lobster
This is actually a banger top line cleanse. Actually, no, don't do that. I have a little bit of time because David, David has been obsessed with going to the gym, but I've had some time. So maybe we will do a topline cleanse and just cut.
David Lee Corbo
Really?
Top Lobster
Yeah, cut the middleman out. I know you guys were there for the name and the content, but the guy who was doing the show.
David Lee Corbo
No, not boring. And it's also still a show. It's still a thing. It's going to be relaunched, baby. In July. In July. So you can do whatever you want. But it's. If we had a just a timeline cleanse and a top line cleanse, that would be very funny and confusing for the audience. And I, I like that. I think that's a great idea.
Top Lobster
Bought a timeline cleanse shirt. They bought a. This morning they bought the top lobster, the endless shrimp top lobster. And then alongside that a timeline clench shirt, which is very cool.
David Lee Corbo
That's interesting. I wonder. I probably know who that person is then because it's really only usernames and viewers who I know personally who are buying.
Top Lobster
I'm looking at the orders right now. I'll tell you exactly where they live.
David Lee Corbo
Tell me their name, docs them. Speaking of doxing, we got to get into some of these stories and that's kind of our thing is we're adopting.
Top Lobster
You know what I will say who bought it? Can you just take a guess? Take a guy who bought it? No, not Scott.
David Lee Corbo
Nancy.
Top Lobster
Nancy bought it.
David Lee Corbo
And Nancy. Unbelievable. Nancy, our the new producer for refund you.
Top Lobster
Nancy, I'm giving you your money back.
David Lee Corbo
No, don't give her her money back to. Actually, she should be paying double as far as I'm concerned. Oh, by the way, shout out to Scott for this. This beautiful Raven custom made disc golf. I think this is a. It's a. It's not a frisbee. It's for disc golf. I think there's a. There's a line there. There's a. There's a difference between a. Whatever you would call it, a Frisbee and a disc golf. Yeah. Top. Your volume is very low. Turn up.
Top Lobster
Your volume is low.
David Lee Corbo
Your volume is low.
Top Lobster
Stupid. Okay, fine, I'll put it up.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, but yeah, now I gotta.
Top Lobster
I reached. So there we go. That's very good because like I said, timeline cleanse is defunct. This does not even exist. You just bought a T shirt for a show that does not exist. I feel that's not true.
David Lee Corbo
It's going to. It's 100% coming back. I just need to. I need to make them want me.
Top Lobster
That's not what I wanted to talk about here. What I wanted to talk about. Why did I. Because I don't want you to have my shirts, Nancy. That's why you're not allowed to wear my shit. No, no.
David Lee Corbo
Did you know that if you look here on the thing, this is what it. When I went to go look at my mail, it said that what is NASA Raven. That was the name that it was addressed to.
Top Lobster
Incredible.
David Lee Corbo
So now, now there's like a legal precedent for when the law comes down on us. You know, like a Waco Ranch style situation. They're going to know. Yeah. Our records show that they've been calling you massa for some time now. So not a cult. We're definitely a cult.
Top Lobster
You can just definitely point them to the fact that it's like, well, I no longer have this show. It doesn't.
David Lee Corbo
That's not true. It's going to come back. We're going to do it again. It's going to be better than it was before. I just need people.
Top Lobster
Legal case here, David.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, no. That's a show, not a cult. Look, let's get into today's thing. Submission.
Top Lobster
I wanted to talk about how generous of, like lovers we are because we asked the people yesterday, like, did you like that?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Do you want more? Did you like when I did that thing? Yeah. And they just didn't really give us any feedback, so.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah. Did you guys like that when we went like this? It's really a conversation for the Patreon members.
Top Lobster
Little thing we did.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. That little thing that we did, when we did that, did you like that? Because I guess we could do more of that. I don't know what. That was really good for you as.
Top Lobster
It was for me, is what.
David Lee Corbo
It was good for us. It was good for us. I thought it was great. If you guys like that. One, two, three. In the chat. If you like that thing that we did yesterday. Oh, my God. All right, all right, let's. Let's get into here.
Top Lobster
Today we're going to read a story.
David Lee Corbo
You keep asking dumb shit. All right, I'm going to start it. Reading. This is from. What the fuck is this? Parallel scale.
Top Lobster
You doxed them. How dare you?
David Lee Corbo
No, it's not a real name. Okay.
Top Lobster
You sure?
David Lee Corbo
The fuck was that anyway? Hey, guys. Love you. Don't fucking laugh, dude. I got to start.
Top Lobster
Sorry. It's very funny to the listener, to the people just listening, it's like. It's very. Continue. Go ahead.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, okay, look. One, two, three. They liked it. They liked it. They liked it. Oh, my God. Anti species says, I think we should see other people. She didn't like it. She didn't like what we did yesterday. Unbelievable. Yeah, okay.
Top Lobster
It was a little weird, I guess. It was a little weird.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. It was fucking. You'll get unprepared. Impromptu.
Top Lobster
Yeah. The thing is, the more that we do it to you, the more that you'll accept it.
David Lee Corbo
That's right. Yeah. We're conditioning you right now. Soon you'll be asking for it. And let's be honest, you practically are. All right. Hey, guys. Love both of you dangerous retards. And especially David. That's fucking right. Because that's my name. Oh. Oh. Because his name is. Okay, all right. I see. And I like him. I relate to his human resources nature, but especially relate to the appreciation of satirical hate that the father of disinformation brings.
Top Lobster
Interesting. Not satirical.
David Lee Corbo
It's very potent form of genuineness.
Top Lobster
Dot, dot, dot, dot. We can only hope is satirical. Either way, he's a friend.
David Lee Corbo
Right? Right. So, yeah, that's what people have come to terms with about you is like, they realize that it's not satirical that you actually do hate them. And then now that they've come to understand that they can like. Acceptance is the stage that they're in now. And they're like, all right, as long as I know what this guy's about, hating me is fine.
Top Lobster
The stages of grief.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. He says, my name is David, and this is the story of a dream I had close to 13 to 14 years ago. Heard you guys wanted more entries, so enjoy. It is, I guess, titled the Moon is Cleansing.
Top Lobster
I like that. They're entering our. Our content hole, you know?
David Lee Corbo
Yes. No, no, no, no, no. They're not entering our content hole. That's gay. We're entering their holes and we're filling it with content, which is straight. So he goes on to say, the moon.
Top Lobster
Anyway, the moon.
David Lee Corbo
The moon is cleansing itself. Okay, this is a great way to start the story of. About your dream. So without further ado, this dream started off with me in a vast flat and slightly hilly grassland, but mainly flat. It was nighttime, perfectly beautiful and clear as far as seeing any and all stars and other colors in the night sky. As far as that's concerned, I was laying on a random trampoline in the middle of nowhere with my girlfriend. At the time. I'm no longer with her and am married to someone else. In your face, bitch. Yeah, fresh one. I'm sorry, at the time, fresh 1 1/2 to 2ft tall grass everywhere, quite a bit, dying with yellow and brown and still standing. But it was also riddled with green grass as well. So typical grassland. This guy just described grassland to us. Thank you.
Top Lobster
Thanks for describing grass.
David Lee Corbo
I live in Nebraska. All right, so this landscape is pretty familiar in most places. My girlfriend and I were laying on the trampoline deeply taking in the night sky together, and it was a full moon. This feels like a bunch of euphemisms. Everything was vibrant and breathtaking. And as we laid there in serene silence, she finally said to me, do you see that? And pointed at the moon. I said, yes, it's a full moon. She looked and said, no, it's not just the full moon. Take another look and really look at it. Excuse me. So I looked back as she suggested and still only saw the moon. And replied to her the same, yes, I only see the moon and it's beautiful. She replied back, no, that's not what I mean. You have to really, truly look. Women are just so. They just want. Everything is a guessing game. You know what I mean? It's just like they can't ever just say the thing. It's gotta be like, you know, what do you want to eat for dinner? And she's like, I don't know, what do you want to eat for dinner?
Top Lobster
This is what. This is a problem that we're having with Nancy. She's editing all of these emails. And I was like, so, Nancy, which ones are the good ones? And she's like, well, which ones do you think Are the good ones. And I was like. And Nancy, that's the point of what. What we hired you for. No money for.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, what are we paying you no money for? What are we paying you no money for? Nancy, I would love to know.
Top Lobster
All right.
David Lee Corbo
Where did it go? Where we did it? Okay. She replied back to me, no, that's not what I mean. You really have to truly look great. I took a deep breath and replied, okay, this dude is fucking just exacerbated already with his girlfriend.
Top Lobster
This is why I broke up with this bitch.
David Lee Corbo
Okay? I turned my back. I turned back to the night sky. Fixated on the moon, but deeply in a meditative way. After some time, I finally saw it. It wasn't just the moon, but it was this wild and magical dance in the sky all around the moon of gigantic, massive amounts of water crashing into the mood and receding in waves, wave after wave after wave. And it was from all angles, but mainly the cardinal directions from my point of view as I laid there on my back. That's interesting. So the moon's getting peppered from every which way, predominantly the north, south, east, and west with waves that are crashing and receding. Interesting.
Top Lobster
It's almost like the opposite. Like, because the moon. The moon does that. Like it's. It's manipulating the waves, or so they say. I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, or it kind of reminds me of waters above, waters below. Okay. So as I looked back at her, I could tell she knew. I finally saw what she meant. And I don't know how it all of a sudden became revealed to me, but it was like a veil had been lifted from awareness. And we laid there watching this magnificent. I don't know what to call it, but it unfolded before us, and we were there for what felt like forever. Finally, we both looked at each other and we both agreed we should head back home now, wherever that was. But we somehow knew. So we got off the trampoline and started walking together in peaceful silence towards the direction of what we knew was home, innately, somehow.
Top Lobster
I like how he adds peaceful silence. So you're telling me that this. This girl was annoying?
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah. Like, she rarely does this. Like, you know, not. Not. Not talking. And then she's doing it now, and it's. And it's peaceful and it's silent and it's serene and it's beautiful, is what he's saying.
Top Lobster
Okay, Yeah, I get it.
David Lee Corbo
All of a sudden, a random house came into view in the middle of.
Top Lobster
Nowhere, right before we were about sudden.
David Lee Corbo
Or all of Us all of a sudden.
Top Lobster
All of a sudden chat all of a sudden or all of the sudden? Because he said the sudden and I never correct him. I just listen to it and I go, I don't think so.
David Lee Corbo
I read it and I said the sudden.
Top Lobster
Yeah, but it says a sudden. So this guy says, yeah, I don't.
David Lee Corbo
Think we should go any further until we get clarification. Chat. Nancy, what are you doing? Are you producing? Are you gonna give. Okay, there she goes. She says all of. I'm very sorry. I was, I was. I was escalating. I was getting ready to deliver Nancy an attitude.
Top Lobster
Tyler says she was typing, so Tyler.
David Lee Corbo
All of the.
Top Lobster
Not a producer.
David Lee Corbo
All of the king. Scott also says all of the. All right, all right. Oh, yeah, all of the lights in here, baby.
Top Lobster
That's different. All of the lights. Not the sudden.
David Lee Corbo
I don't think it's different.
Top Lobster
The correct. Oh, I just asked Grok. Hold on, let's pull this up real quick.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, please.
Top Lobster
There we go. It's important. Stupid. The correct phrase is all of a sudden now.
David Lee Corbo
Well, Grok also lies quite a bit.
Top Lobster
Quickly or unexpectedly. All of the sudden is a common mistake and not standard English.
David Lee Corbo
Fuck you, Grok. Actually, I correct me.
Top Lobster
I didn't ask it any bias. I just said all of a sudden. All of the sudden.
David Lee Corbo
Hmm, I don't trust it. So it says all of the sudden a random house came into view in the middle of nowhere, right before we were about to reach our apartment. I only knew we lived in an apartment because it was off the. In the distance, very clear, and about half a mile further back from this house. I would say these two structures were the only things in existence and view in the dream other than the vast darkly moon or full moon lit grasslands. I that all up. But he said onus. But I think he meant only things, not onus things. Unless that's a word I'm not aware of. Do you want to pick it up from here?
Top Lobster
The onus is on us, but yeah, the only things I think he meant to say is so vastly dark, full moon, full moon lit grasslands. Actually, let's take a quick break before we continue here.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, reading's hard, huh?
Top Lobster
Reading's hard. So I listened to the confessionals today, and apparently Tony Merkel's wife has some form of cancer. So if you guys are praying people. Although this show has just been riddled with just awful rhetoric.
David Lee Corbo
No, but yeah, I mean, seriously, as an aside, if you have it in you to. To pray for a stranger, consider praying for attorney Tony Merkel's wife, who has just been diagnosed, I believe was grade three, which I've never heard of. Grade three breast cancer. There's another terminology that's associated with it. I'm unfamiliar with it, but yeah. Yeah. I mean, not. Not easy, man. Not. Not great. So if you guys find it in your hearts to pray for anybody, even though they're a stranger, then consider Mrs. Merkel.
Top Lobster
Yeah, he brings us a lot of entertainment. Great content helps a lot of people. This sucks.
David Lee Corbo
So no, Bobby Ball bag said stage three. It's actually grade three, which is. I could tell you what it is right now, actually, I think I have the post pull up.
Top Lobster
Yeah, it's.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it is different. So it's grade three lobular carcinoma. Breast cancer.
Top Lobster
I think that means it'll spread quickly if not addressed soon. So I don't know how soon they caught it, but. But whatever. This is what they're doing. Tony texts Scott all the time.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I was gonna text Tony, but I was like, how? How?
Top Lobster
He's already blocked my phone.
David Lee Corbo
I'd rather just pray for his wife than reach out and say, hey, sorry about the bad news, and then not get a response. Just be like, God, why do I just keep the masochism of me, you know, to just keep reaching out and keep getting the same response, which is, you know, not a response at all.
Top Lobster
Hold on, let me. Let me refresh. They're saying they're not hearing me. Hold on.
David Lee Corbo
They're not hearing you. I can hear you. Oh. All right, he's gone now. Much better, guys. Welcome to another episode of Timeline Cleanse. As always, it is I.
Top Lobster
Your humble Timeline Cleanse. I was gonna say, it's almost like Tony doesn't like. Like this isn't even real with his wife, but he's just doing this as a ploy so that you text him.
David Lee Corbo
Again so he can ignore me again. Yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster
He's like, so I can ignore David again. This has nothing to do with anything else. No, seriously, prayers up for his wife. That's. It sucks. It's not. Made me feel real bad this morning.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Yeah. Not. Not great. I don't know what I'd do.
Top Lobster
Keep that in your thoughts and your prayers and your intentions. All right, we're going to continue our story here, please. As we walked up toward this two story, simple house, I became very curious about. How about. About it and wanted to examine it. So I started to circle it and could see that there were three windows in the main floor. And even though it had a Foundation. There were no basement windows, so it was just like a raised house. I tried to go up on one of the windows that had the shades half drawn to see, and I had to stand on my tippy toes. And as I did, I can see it was one hardwood living room floor lit by a lamp in the corner and stairs that led upstairs. As I peered in, my girlfriend told me, I don't think it's a good idea to be here. And I told her, no, I got to see what's inside. He's white. This guy's a white.
David Lee Corbo
100%. Yeah, 100%. I was listening to somebody talk about how they loved ghost hunting, and. And I was like, man, ghost hunting is such a white people thing. Like, it's only white. I've never seen. And I would love to see if somebody's aware of this. Please bring it to my attention. All black ghost hunters team. That's what I would love to see is an all black ghost hunters team. Or I'll settle for like an all Mexican or an all Mexicana. Like, I think that would be very funny. Like five kind of short, thick, fat tortas, you know, and they're ghosts. They're ghost hunting. That would be fucking really cool. And I'd watch that.
Top Lobster
I like the. I like the whole Dorta thing.
David Lee Corbo
Dorothas. Yeah. It's fucking. It's a lot of fun.
Top Lobster
Yeah. You brought it up yesterday with the whole turtle.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. There she is. That's a thought. Yeah. Shy town torta. There you go. She's got fucking. Look at her check engine light tackies.
Top Lobster
A Nissan key fob, and an EBT card in her hand.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, shit, look, there's two people. Eric over on YouTube and then Brantley over on X. And they're both at the exact same time, one after another, saying, Ghost Brothers. Ghost Brothers is on YouTube.
Top Lobster
Ghost Brothers or Ghost Brothers real thing? Or are you suggesting it?
David Lee Corbo
Right, that's true. Are you. Are you. Are you recommending that?
Top Lobster
Are you saying that would be a.
David Lee Corbo
Banger of a name.
Top Lobster
If it's. If it's Ghost Brothers, wouldn't it be T H A S Brothers?
David Lee Corbo
This has got to be. No fucking way. Z man says, look up ghost fools. He's a Mexican or something going out fucking with ghosts. That's so awesome.
Top Lobster
Wow.
David Lee Corbo
I like the idea too, where it's like, instead of trying to solve issues regarding the spiritual realm, instead of trying to cast out spirits or any of these things, why not just fuck with them? You know what I mean? Like, why not just like, Haunt them and fuck with them and call their names and then ask them, like really dumb shit. Like you get a Ouija board and you're like, is anybody out there? And then when they say yes, you go, how big that dick, baby? You know? And just send that out there and see what the ghost does with it.
Top Lobster
I think that would do that because they have the ability to fuck with you harder. Maybe a lot harder. But hey, man, do you do what you got to do if you.
David Lee Corbo
I wonder if ghost fuck with shit posters.
Top Lobster
Hmm.
David Lee Corbo
You know what I mean? I think we're, we're a good match for them. I don't want to do it.
Top Lobster
I'm just saying I would, I would. Like if I was a ghost, I wouldn't even bother with me because I'd.
David Lee Corbo
Be like, look, annoying says trolling the demons is next level enlightenment. Yeah, that's what, that's what I'm saying. Nobody ever, nobody ever screws with them. I like that. All right, let's finish reading it. Yeah.
Top Lobster
I'm not quite sure why I knew I needed to be inside and check this place out. She simply said to me, in a matter of fact way, okay, well, I'll be home. And I told her, okay, I'll be there shortly after this. So I walked up the three, maybe four stair patio with black railings and opened the door. As I stepped in, I noticed a small table, like a TV stand tray, but with four posts and on top of it were seven full unopened beers. I looked further inside this main floor and across the room, peering out of the window was a high powered telescope. Now, I took pause at the entrance after shutting the door behind me because to the right was a dark staircase that led upstairs just past the main floor opening. And I could hear deep, deep chest feeling vibrations like breathing that you could tell someone or something massive and powerful was sleeping upstairs.
David Lee Corbo
You ever been next to a bison?
Top Lobster
No, I have not.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, I've been next to. They had them at Space Farm Zoo in New Jersey. And it's so crazy. It's like standing next to a. Like a breathing, like, you know, Toyota 4Runner. Like it's fucking. It's so big, uh, and its breath is so intense when you're standing next to it, like you, you're like, oh, this thing could 100% trample me to death with no issue whatsoever. It wouldn't even notice that it did it.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I mean, I've been next to big animals, but never a bison.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, bison, buffalo, I don't know the difference.
Top Lobster
But all right, so he says. I. I knew I had to be careful, but I just absolutely lutely needed to know if my suspicions were right and that the telescope was looking further amongst the spectacular formations in the sky with the deep snoring upstairs. I quietly but quickly crossed the room to the telescope and sat in the chair before it put my eyes into the sight and was already focused upon the full moon perfectly, without needing to adjust the thing. So this thing, whatever it was, was ready to drink seven beers and was looking at the moon and just decided to go take a nap. Was this David?
David Lee Corbo
That's weird.
Top Lobster
Interesting. As I looked, I started to see so much more than just the massive waves of water crashing into it. It was a million billion tiny living things all working together at once in a school of fish fashion to make this whole thing work. They were mainly blue deep dots of some sort of. Of some sort. And yellow and red as you looked closer. But you could see that without them there would be no massive wave performance happening. And it was breathtaking to see. It spoke to me deeply. And I can't tell you how long I looked in amazement. But once I had my fill, I sat back in the chair and wondered for almost 30 seconds. And then something crept into my being that utterly frightened me. I could no longer hear the deep, massive snoring. It was completely and deafeningly silent. That struck me. And as it did, I stood to my feet, quickly turned around and ran to the door because I knew something wasn't okay. And I feared my girlfriend at home in the apartment. I feared for her at. At home, in the apartments.
David Lee Corbo
It's like this thing woke up and then his first thought was about his girlfriend being in danger. That's interesting.
Top Lobster
Yeah. So it went right to his girlfriend, I guess. I don't know. That struck me.
David Lee Corbo
And as. Oh.
Top Lobster
So as I ran to the door, I paused just before opening it and looked at the table stand with the seven beers. Into my shock and horror, all seven beers were opened and some of them crushed. And I intuitively knew that whatever was making the loud, massive snoring had drank them and watched me peering through the telescope as he did the whole time without me knowing.
David Lee Corbo
Interesting.
Top Lobster
That's kind of freaky, right?
David Lee Corbo
I love the part where he. Whatever this is, crushes seven beers.
Top Lobster
Yeah. And he doesn't hear it. He opens them up.
David Lee Corbo
It's so funny. Drinks him just getting a little wasted before he goes out and does his day. You know, that's funny because I was watching this commercial recently. Not a commercial it wasn't a real commercial, but it was like a fake podcast where one guy was playing both guests and they were talking about microdosing and all the benefits of microdosing. And then it starts off with like, alcohol is bad. And then he's talking about microdosing. And then he's talking about microdosing some ketamine. And then he's talking about doing this. And then full circle at the end, he's like, you know what I've started doing? I've been microdosing. Beer. Yeah, I'll just have a little bit of beer. Just one beer. It acts as a social lubricant, makes me a little bit sharper, makes me a little bit braver. And it's just. It's very funny because by the end of it, he's talking about. And I think we've actually come there. We're. Now. Now it's like nicotine is the. We did that, like, anti smoking campaign forever. And now it's like, maybe there's some. Something good about nicotine. Maybe, maybe smoking is back. Maybe smoking is good again. And it was. It's actually a very funny. I don't know if you don't know what I'm talking about. And that's.
Top Lobster
No, I didn't see that. I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
It was good.
Top Lobster
I just watched something he's always watches. I. I saw this video. It's like some weird video. I'm like, where do you find.
David Lee Corbo
I gotta find it. I'll send it to you. It's funny.
Top Lobster
It's funny.
David Lee Corbo
I promise you something.
Top Lobster
The other day you were watching some weird content creator. I was like, how do you even find these people? Yeah, all right, he says, I also knew it was because I pretty much. I was pretty much hypnotized the whole time, undertaking that I was. I was looking through the telescope. So after this, I quickly opened the door and ran out to the grasslands towards the apartment where we lived. As I did, I got no further than maybe 20 to 30ft from the house and immediately dropped to my knees in utter shock and horror. Our apartment building was engulfed in flames. And specifically the top corner unit we lived in was in complete flames. Jeez.
David Lee Corbo
Damn.
Top Lobster
I knew in that moment that everything, including my girlfriend, was gone. I knew she had died in the fire already. And all I could think was how I could have. How could I have left her there to die by herself. How could I be away, focused on these things for so long, losing track of time in that very moment, as tears ran down My face, I stepped. I. My face. I stepped this massive and yet amazing dog. Man. What the. Wait up?
David Lee Corbo
The word stepped is wrong. I think he meant to say I saw.
Top Lobster
I saw this massive and yet amazing dogman, or what I would now call dogman. At the time I thought was a werewolf, but what's the difference?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, good question, dude. I think it's like the legs.
Top Lobster
Yeah. The way they're. The way they bend.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Like the knees. Which direction the knees bend in.
Top Lobster
So werewolf would be standard and then a dogman would be like ostrich. Like.
David Lee Corbo
I think so. Yeah.
Top Lobster
Maybe. He stood tall and assuredly and it didn't frighten me. I could tell he was of good nature to me, but it was still amazing to look upon. I don't think he was of good nature.
David Lee Corbo
Is this the thing that was shit faced and set your girlfriend on fire? I don't think.
Top Lobster
Yeah, totally. Cool. He's a little drunk, but fine fucking.
David Lee Corbo
You snuck into his house, he crushed seven beers, left you there alone, and then set your girlfriend on fire, but he's aight?
Top Lobster
Yeah. I love this. He was tall and stout, and what surprised me more was he had an armor on that was draped in clothing. Now, unlike Kevin. Who the fuck is Kevin?
David Lee Corbo
Kevin.
Top Lobster
Unlike Kevin, his armor was silver, like maybe bronze. And the clothing was purple, but it also could have been the turquoise, he explained. I just remember armor and clothing for sure. I don't know. I feel like we missed a whole paragraph.
David Lee Corbo
We missed the part in here.
Top Lobster
There's another werewolf called Kevin and he has clothing, armor, but not quite the same.
David Lee Corbo
Kevin is cool if his name is Kevin.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Let us know who Kevin is when you watch us. When I think back though, my heart goes to silver. Like armor with purple clothing and a cape wrapped into it. This could all be poor memory and it could be most definitely my mind filling in the gaps even in the moment of the dream. But armor and clothing, for sure. That kind of reminds me of that. Does he mean St. Christopher, the dark man?
David Lee Corbo
I don't know. Did St. Christopher have armor?
Top Lobster
He was a. He was a knight.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, check that.
Top Lobster
Yeah, dude, they used him.
David Lee Corbo
I know. Purple means royalty, right?
Top Lobster
Right, right, right. Yeah, they would use him to like kill shit. I think he was like more of a mercenary than a knight, but definitely a warrior. So that's what Brian was telling us about the. The armor with the. With the, like the room for a snout.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah, that's right, the extended helmets.
Top Lobster
Yeah, right, right. So let me see. As he stepped into view, he spoke to me in a matter of fact and utterly true tone that was caring as it could be, but also assured and assertive as it could. As it can be. Like it didn't have much time, but needed me. Needed me to know what he was saying. To the deepest of. To the deepest core of me. He told me with what had to be mind speak or telepathy, because I don't remember seeing his mouth move other than to breathe. It's okay. She was only meant to show you something. You have to let it go now. You have to move on. Very strange, huh?
David Lee Corbo
She. She was only meant to. So. So I guess he sets. He drinks seven beers, he sets his girlfriend on fire. And then he says, it's okay, you. You don't need her anymore.
Top Lobster
It's fine. Yeah, she was just gonna show you the moon.
David Lee Corbo
That's it.
Top Lobster
That's it.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, she had to show you the moon. Now that's done. May she rest in peace.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I had to burn her now. But it's cool. It's chill. Also talking to you through telepathy, which is interesting. This is A. From March 18, I think this was before we were even talking about telepathy, so. Or maybe right around. No, this had to been before. Anyway, so he continues. And even. Even though I didn't want to believe it, I knew he was. What he was saying was true. And I knew he meant it deeply and affectionately, but in a way that I needed to adhere. And what he was saying was for my betterment. That's when I woke up. I have that in some other stories as well that include what I can only surmise as reptilian attachment that followed me back home from Arizona after I split with this girl. From what my mother and sister tell me. Interesting. I was in a deep depression, oppression at the time, but they experienced some crazy paranormal things when I came back to live with them. And that's where this. This story ends. So something strange about this girl, huh?
David Lee Corbo
When I was younger, I was dating a girl. We broke up. And then I started dating another girl. And that the second girl ends up talking to a psychic about me. I didn't ask her to. She just. There's a psychic in her family and they often, like, you know, go to her for whatever. And the psychic told her that she and I weren't going to be together and that I was actually going to get back with this other chick because, quote, I had a lot to teach her still, which was weird because it was a very toxic relationship that I was in. In my Teenage years. And it was very much like. I don't know how to. How to explain it. Like, she. I don't want to be rude, even though it's my ex and I don't really care either way, but she was a fucking, like, dunce, dude. Like a complete moron. She had, like, no situational awareness. She had no, like, critical thinking skills. Was very strange. And a lot of our relationship was me, for whatever reason, in my infinite wisdom as a teenager, teaching her a bunch of. And I just thought that was strange because we did end up getting back together and then we ended up separating, you know, a final time. But it kind of reminds me of that. Like, it seems like that dream was almost the catalyst for him breaking up with this chick. And it's interesting because after he broke up with her, he's then tailed by some other entity that he describes as reptilian. That's a fascinating way to describe a thing that. It doesn't sound like he is outright saying that he saw, you know, but that's a pretty physical, descriptive. Speaks a lot more to the. The image of a thing than it does to the behavior of a thing. I don't know. Interesting story. The Dogman thing, Dogman in armor is pretty. Pretty interesting as well. I don't know what the hell they make of that.
Top Lobster
Why did he burn your girlfriend?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, why? I mean, it's one thing to be like, hey, it's time to move on. Like, she. She was only here to show you a thing, but now it's time to move on. But it's another thing to be like, and I set her spirit man on fire in an apartment building in the astral realm.
Top Lobster
And all your.
David Lee Corbo
Everything. I don't know what you had in that apartment. It's gone. It's all gone. Anyways, you want to go back to my place and have a couple drinks?
Top Lobster
You want to smash some beers, look at the moon.
David Lee Corbo
You want to smash the beers and look at the moon? Fuck yeah, dude. Let's go.
Top Lobster
All right, the full moon connotation and the Dogman werewolf thing is interesting, right?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Yeah. And the moon itself being peppered with water. It's interesting because he says that she was supposed to show you something. And in the dream she's showing him. She's like, hey, you're not seeing it, idiot. Look at the moon again. Were you fucking blind and stupid? And he looks back at the moon and he realizes, oh, shit. Yeah, I don't know how I missed it, but there appears to be tidal waves crashing on the moon. I wonder what that's representative of. What does that mean, you know? Because I think a lot is imparted in dreams, in particular through symbols. I had a dream about the moon once. My wife and I were in some sort of a city at night, and more or less, everybody was freaking the fuck out, like it was the end of the world because the moon was approaching. The moon was, like, crashing into the planet. And I just remember being like, well, fucking everybody else is freaking out. I'm gonna go in and have a seat with my wife and, like, check this out, because this is kind of a banger of a view.
Top Lobster
I'm gonna crush these seven beers.
David Lee Corbo
And we crushed seven beers, and I set her on fire. That was the whole. I don't know what it meant. I don't know what the dream meant, but. All right, let's get into this next one. This is from Dr.
Top Lobster
I want to do another one. Oh, which one? Which one are you talking about?
David Lee Corbo
319.
Top Lobster
319. Let me see.
David Lee Corbo
Sandra. She didn't fucking tell me not to dox her, so I'm doxing her. Sandra.
Top Lobster
Okay, wait, before we read it, we're at 36 minutes, so.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, my God, these pores.
Top Lobster
Oh, my goodness.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, my goodness. Guys, it is. We're. It's now 38 minutes in, and we've given you more content than you deserve. And so we're recommending that you go over to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad, where you can continue listening to Sandra's story. Soft Doc. Sandra. And. And more. There's also more I've talked about what the more is. I said it at the top of the show. I'm not saying again. If you're not listening to me, that's your fault. But go and sign up and you can do it for free or whatever. Whatever you want to do. Patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad. Bye.
Top Lobster
Goodbye. We'll see you guys later. I like now that we're leave.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
All right, cool.
David Lee Corbo
We've got a really intimate crowd here.
Top Lobster
Yeah, Nice and quiet, right?
David Lee Corbo
Oh, Jeanette says there has to be a burp reel in the works.
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Because I do be burping. I do be burp. You guys make me nervous, and I get indigestion.
Top Lobster
It's weird. It's weird for somebody that likes to talk so much how other people could make you nervous.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, but they make me nervous, and I get indigestion.
Top Lobster
Okay. Sandra says, hey there, David. And top P.S. i think God does like what you're doing.
David Lee Corbo
I hope so.
Top Lobster
That's.
David Lee Corbo
I really hope.
Top Lobster
Question.
David Lee Corbo
I really, really hope so. Somebody, somebody showed me scripture yesterday, Matthew 15:11, I think. And it was basically about like the words you say, retards. And I tried, I tried to do like mental gymnastics. I'm reading it, I'm like, yeah, but it doesn't say anything about saying and read that one. Yeah, and it's like, it's basically saying what? 15:11, Matthew 15:11, I think.
Top Lobster
Oh yeah, it's going to say some stuff. Yeah, let's see.
David Lee Corbo
It's gonna say some stuff.
Top Lobster
Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth man, but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man. What's that mean?
David Lee Corbo
Right, well, and what I'm like, can we be specific here? Because if I call you a faggot.
Top Lobster
What goes into your mouth? Food that defiles you sometimes that could be defiled.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's very defiling.
Top Lobster
What's this mean?
David Lee Corbo
I don't know.
Top Lobster
I don't know. Well, anyway, what did you glean from it? Shouldn't say faggot anymore.
David Lee Corbo
No, I just wondered, am I being, am I doing mental gymnastics to try to justify calling people faggots or is it the truth? You know what I'm saying? In other words, if I call you a faggot because you're acting like a faggot.
Top Lobster
Let's look at the meaning. So the meaning. This verse is part of a teaching by Jesus addressing the Pharisees criticism of his disciples for not following tradition. Traditional hand washing rituals before eating. Jesus explains that the spiritual purity isn't about external rituals or what food one consumes. Instead, true defilement comes from within, from the heart, through the sinful words, thoughts and actions like evil speech, lies or slander. Yeah, that's. So that in context. Jesus is challenging legalistic traditions, emphasizing that moral and spiritual character matters more than outward conformity to rules. He later clarifies to his disciples that evil intentions and behaviors which originate in the heart are what makes a person unclean before God. So what was that person getting at with you? Or were they saying like you should?
David Lee Corbo
Oh, it was because I actually had to take down the post because the, the post got limited visibility and I'm not going to keep that up because it's just going to strangle my, my reach. But the post was I just want to praise Christ, learn about conspiracies and call people faggots. Okay, something like that. And, and Then of course, it got flagged because they said faggot. But then somebody was like. And they were doing it in good, good spirit. But they were like, oh, 1512. Matthew 15:12. And I looked it up and I was like, I'm gonna think about that one.
Top Lobster
Yeah. I mean, but here, according to this. And now I'm not saying that we should continue saying no, no, but it's worth exploring.
David Lee Corbo
Right? If it's. If it says that in the Bible, then I'd like to understand it.
Top Lobster
And yeah, so apparently the meaning is. So the, the Pharisees would actually be the people that are coming to you telling you that. So this guy's acting like a Pharisee. In this case, Jesus is talking about the intention of your heart. So now when you're calling these people, it could mean that we're talking about, like, I don't know, what's this guy's name I was just talking to today? This dude here. Let me see if I can pull him up.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, you call somebody a faggot?
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, yeah. A spiritual faggot, though. Mark Pellegrino.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah, that guy's gay.
Top Lobster
Yeah, very gay.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
As a matter.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, by the way, I see here our. Our.
Top Lobster
He changed. I bullied him into changing his. His banner, which was a gay flag before.
David Lee Corbo
That's very funny. Good job, dude.
Top Lobster
Yeah, see, I'm doing God's work.
David Lee Corbo
No, but, but I don't think that I'm doing. I don't think that I'm doing mental gymnastics when I'm trying to figure out like fucking spirit fingers if. If dunking on people, you know, so you can keep not washing your hands to eat raw hot dogs. Thank you. Doomsday crack.
Top Lobster
No, sorry, that's not what I meant. I meant to pull this up.
David Lee Corbo
Yes, I just discovered that they have.
Top Lobster
An asterisk in front of them. Okay.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. So we're actually going to go to 311 then.
Top Lobster
No, wait, wait, wait. Should we.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, because it has an asterisk. And what are we paying Nancy for if she's going to categorize these things for us and we're not going to read them according to our categorizations?
Top Lobster
3 11. Greetings, fellow retards. I wonder if I could do this thing. Let me see something real quick.
David Lee Corbo
What? Call somebody.
Top Lobster
See? No, I'm going to copy it and ask can. I'm going to ask Grok to now. I'll do it another time. I wonder if I can ask Grok or Chat GPT to like, fix it but don't change it. Make it legible, but don't.
David Lee Corbo
In other words, like. Yeah, yeah. Do. Just grammatical.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Corrections and structuring corrections.
Top Lobster
Make it. Make it look like a retarded faggot didn't write this.
David Lee Corbo
Look, Kate says read mine. Let's see where Kate's is in here. We might read yours next, but I want to make sure that we get to Nancy.
Top Lobster
There's Kate, part one, but it's empty, the file. So I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
Nancy, Nancy, what did you do?
Top Lobster
You.
David Lee Corbo
Why did she do that? Why did she do that? Why did she do that?
Top Lobster
Why did she do these things?
David Lee Corbo
Why does she do this?
Top Lobster
All right, we're gonna read 3 11, and then we'll read Kate's, and then we'll get out.
David Lee Corbo
I mean, it's not there. It doesn't exist.
Top Lobster
This isn't good. We're stuck.
David Lee Corbo
All right, all right, all right. We're gonna do. We'll see about it. Kate. But for now. And she lives in Alaska, So it's almost 100%. She's been abducted.
Top Lobster
Oh, no.
David Lee Corbo
Never watch Fourth Kind.
Top Lobster
Here. There's two of them. Wow. About night terrors. And then there's another one, Part two, night terror. So we'll see if you can vamp while I edit. We'll do this. But whatever. All right, so what, do you want to read that?
David Lee Corbo
Is that what you're saying?
Top Lobster
No, no, no. I'd have to, like, edit it and put it in there.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, don't do that. It's dumb.
Top Lobster
As a matter of fact. Yeah. There is no asterisk next to yours, Kate, so I guess it's not good.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah. That's what the asterisks mean. It's important, and Nancy considers it worth our time.
Top Lobster
You beat. Greetings, fellow retards.
David Lee Corbo
Just playing.
Top Lobster
I'm just playing.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. All right, all right. Go ahead. Go on.
Top Lobster
You put on a great show, despite the obvious handicap, retarded. Yeah, that's true. For real, though. Love it. We'll just dive in. When I was about 7 years old, sleep was always a big problem. Normal, hyper kid, not allowed much sugar. Always with the knee, bouncing. Oh, you had restless leg syndrome.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's it. That's anxiety. I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
Top Lobster
It might. I think it is because my. The best man to my wedding has. He's like, oh, he's had his rls. I was like, no, he's got trauma. Yeah, you got some trauma, dog. Yeah, yeah. It's like childhood shit. Anyway, my Brother and I shared a bunk bed, and I was on the top bunk having a rough night sleeping. The room was dark. And what I assumed at the time was my dad came walking in and gave me some advice. What you assumed?
David Lee Corbo
That's crazy.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And he gave you some advice and you still assumed it was your dad?
Top Lobster
He was like, all right, dad. Yeah, my dad was six foot plus. But all I remember is a black silhouette with red eyes. No, I added the red eyes part. So it feels like at my. At the time, my. I. What is it? At the time, I almost told myself it was my dad because anything else would be so frightening. I often wonder, like, sometimes, like when I go in the room my daughter's. Because my daughter's gonna be seven, I'm like, what does she see? What does she even see me as? Like, I come in and she's very much like, oh. Like, sometimes she's like, whoa, Dad's here. And sometimes she's like, scared or something. I'm like, what are you looking at? Like, what do you.
David Lee Corbo
They don't ask.
Top Lobster
Yeah, they don't. I don't. I do ask. I've been asking my daughter a lot of questions. Like, good questions, actually. This is a fun one. My. My wife's mother came to visit from New York and she's married to a guy who we. We kind of figured out is autistic. You might have met him.
David Lee Corbo
Is he? Describe him.
Top Lobster
Skinny white guy, white hair, balding. He's very like, glasses and he's like, well, what's the deal with. You know, he talks like old timey.
David Lee Corbo
Sounds familiar. Yeah. Yeah.
Top Lobster
So anyway, we're like, like, I was like, I can't stand this guy sometimes. But then I'm like, oh, no, he's just autistic. So now I figured out what makes him tick. Yeah, the last few times he's visited, it's just been fantastic. What do you ask him if he.
David Lee Corbo
Visits the Hill Dog?
Top Lobster
Hold on, let me see if I can pull this up. I asked him about, like, telepathy. He's not that kind of autistic. Let me see. Yeah, I asked Rock fun questions for autistic individuals.
David Lee Corbo
That's so funny. And you're just reading grok questions to this adult man.
Top Lobster
I remembered some of them and some I'll read them and then I'll ask them, but it's not like I'm reading them in front of them. So I'm like, what's your favorite thing to geek out about right now? And he's like, trains Let me tell you about trains.
David Lee Corbo
No fucking way. He said trains. 100% autistic.
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah? Yeah. I said, what's it? Then I was like, hey, what's a cool fact you learned recently? And then he just told me what was the fact. Oh, did you know that it snowed more in Florida than it did? Like, he just tells, like facts like, Like, I love this dude. Exactly. You see?
David Lee Corbo
So you gotta figure out what his is.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Oh, this is. There was one that I asked him that was great. This was a good one. It was down here. If you could make a rule everyone had to follow for a day, what would it be? And everybody would never guess what he told me. What do you think he said?
David Lee Corbo
He said everybody wears noise canceling headphones.
Top Lobster
That was close though. He would make a rule where nobody, like, for one day a year, nobody's food is allowed to touch.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, fucking hundred percent autistic. Because there's only three things there. It's. Yeah, food. Nobody's foods allowed to touch. Everybody wears noise canceling headphones. Nobody makes eye contact ever again. That's your fucking.
Top Lobster
I was like, what would be the. What would be, like, the penalty? He's like, if your food touches, we throw it out. It's like. So somebody's just there watching all the food and somebody's like, the food touched a little bit. He's like, throw your food out.
David Lee Corbo
I like them. I like, like it.
Top Lobster
Yeah, See, you got to know how to talk to people. So I've been. I've been asking my kids the same question.
David Lee Corbo
What's his opinion on race mixing?
Top Lobster
Just bad.
David Lee Corbo
He's like, andrew, don't let the food touch.
Top Lobster
Don't let him touch. No, Once you look a drop of black in this white milk, it's. It's ruined forever. You can't brown milk. Anyway, anyway, he told me to picture myself. No, this is. This is the wrong one. So, yeah, you know. No, he told me to picture myself inside of a baseball or a volleyball with no seams. This is what this entity or his dad told him.
David Lee Corbo
What? So his dad walks into his room or what he perceives as his dad, and he says, I want you to picture yourself inside of a baseball or like a volleyball, but with no seams. What the fuck?
Top Lobster
What does that even mean? Just a circle. That's kind of crazy. A baseball with no seams is a wild thing. It's just a leather pouch with like a. A cork inside of it. Very interesting. I used to count the seams on a baseball. I don't even remember how many artistic. I would just. Yeah, because that was a pitcher. So I would like have it in my hand and I just twirl it and count each one. All right. So when my mind was clear, focus on my toes and tell them to relax until I feel them sink. Then move on to feet and do the same until they sink onto my ankles, shins, knees, and so forth. He said to do this. He's teaching them to disassociate.
David Lee Corbo
That's what it seems like.
Top Lobster
Yeah. I would never make it to my head before falling asleep. It worked like Ambien. Oh yeah. I used this throughout my life and never made it to my head until adult marriage. Adulthood slash marriage. Haha. That's kind of funny. Then sometimes I had to. Yeah, that's pretty funny. Anon. Good for you. You made us chuckle. That's it. See, a lot of. Some people tell jokes here and we go. But that was. That made me chuckle. All right. Then sometimes I had too much stress to make to make it work. Another night of no sleep and he came into my room again. This time telling me to take slow, deep, controlled breaths and count. Start at 2 seconds, 2 seconds in, 2 seconds out, then 3, then 4, and work my way up to 7 seconds. 7 seconds in hell. 7 second, 7 second inhale, 7 second exhale. That's called Dan Jun breathing. That's like a. It's a karate technique. I learned that in old school taekwondo. It's. It's really good. It slows. It slows everything down around you, like if you want to. I used to use it when I hit the speed bag. You do that. And I guess besides predicting the ticket, like you, I could actually, like, if I breathe correctly, I could see it and where I'm hitting it sometimes. Move it this way, move it that way. Boop. You know what I mean?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Yeah.
Top Lobster
All right, Fast forward to adulthood. I was raised Mormon. Gross. But we're Mormon too. Actually, I didn't know if you knew.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah, right. That's right. Well, Tower gang's Mormon.
Top Lobster
Yeah. But we converted to after our episode. I was raised Mormon and pretty restricted from all things fun. So when I was free, I dove headfirst into the party. Yeah, that's called like Rum Springer. Right? The Mormons.
David Lee Corbo
Rumspringer. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Whatever. The people we had Mormons on shout out to not nice guy and his co host and. And I just can't remember anything. I remember liking it. I remember being like, this isn't so bad.
Top Lobster
Mormons isn't so bad. Pretty cool. Anyway, went to my first day of orientation to college. At college after a summer of binge drinking. Nice meth. And I spent the next two years trying to get as high as I was that day.
David Lee Corbo
That's so fucking funny. Like, yeah, I was raised Mormon and it was, like, pretty restrictive. So the first thing that I did is I decided to do meth. As soon as I got. I was like, maybe Mormonism was good for you. Probably better than meth.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Damn, kid. He's 5 foot 4 and 135 pounds.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah. If I was fucking 3 inches shorter, I'd 100% be doing meth. There's nothing left for me.
Top Lobster
Yeah. I was 99 pounds when a series of events made me realize I was going to die a junkie in a junkie trailer park. And that was going to be my legacy. Plus, I wasn't willing to suck dick for crack. And I was at the point in my junkie career, he was at that point, his junkie career. Ah.
David Lee Corbo
When does that happen? Is that like your tenure, like, or, like you get a certain amount of experience and then now instead of becoming like a general manager, you be you. You can suck dick for crack.
Top Lobster
I think it's just like, the more you do crack.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, the more you like it. Yeah.
Top Lobster
The less you can make money and then the more presentable dick comes.
David Lee Corbo
Because, honestly, I got to admit, crack.
Top Lobster
Matthew 11:12 look at. Look at what we're doing here. Look what we're doing here.
David Lee Corbo
I'm just exploring. Right. Because crack does sound great. Anything that'll make you put another man's penis in your mouth has got to be pretty good.
Top Lobster
Not great. Well, yeah, I mean, it must be. It must be.
David Lee Corbo
Must be incredible.
Top Lobster
Not great to do. Wouldn't suggest it.
David Lee Corbo
No, definitely don't do it. But I'm just saying, like, damn, because I've eaten, like, a lot of Oreos and. And like, Mega Stuffed is pretty good, but I've never wanted the fellatio man for it. And so I. Like, what would do that? Yeah, what's that like?
Top Lobster
Well, I think it's just the level of desperation for it. I think it's just the addiction, which really sucks. I don't. Is it that good or is it. Is it just that you. You needed to have it?
David Lee Corbo
I don't know. Z Man here is offering, though, three. He will trade three crack for a blow job. I don't know how much three crack is, but three sounds like a lot.
Top Lobster
Of Crack, blow jobs. Okay. I don't know. That sucks, dude. All right, so anyway, I called my loving father and asked him if he remembered when he asked me if I had a drug problem and I asked for help. Pretty sure he drove that 200 miles in about two hours. Spent the next couple of weeks in the basement and relapsed the first time I can get out of the house. But that was the last. That was the last time. Been clean 20 plus years now. Yeah, I quit keeping track. That's awesome.
David Lee Corbo
I like to hear that.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I was just listening to Sam. He's clean for. Well, he's been in recovery for four and a half years or something like that.
David Lee Corbo
Nice.
Top Lobster
And it's like, like Jake Shields was like, oh, wow. In recovery for that many years. And it's like, yeah, I don't think you really stop keeping track. But I guess after 20 years that's.
David Lee Corbo
Like, probably lose track.
Top Lobster
Look, you lose track. It's a lifetime ago.
David Lee Corbo
You know, Scott is queer, said, have you ever sucked dick for weed? And it's like, no.
Top Lobster
The Half Baked joke.
David Lee Corbo
No, he's like, I don't think he ever asked if you suck dick for weed. I think he said, you ever looked at the stars on weed and other things like that?
Top Lobster
No, no, no, that's John. That's Jon Stewart.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, Jon Stewart in Half Baked. He's like, you ever done this on weed? It was like, you know, makes everything better. I don't think he said, you ever suck dick on weed. Somebody said that, you know, people really like weed and nobody's sucking dick for weed. So crack must be like, really good, dude.
Top Lobster
Way better.
David Lee Corbo
Way better. Yeah. It's got to be a 10. 10 on a scale of 10.
Top Lobster
I wonder. All right, well, whatever. So during those two years, it was alcohol, weed, and anything else in the room except for heroin. I wasn't down with that.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, dude. I like a dude with fucking that stands on his business, you know, he's like, I'll do meth. I'll even get to the point where I'm about to suck dick for crack. But I will not do opioids. And I like that.
Top Lobster
Crossing the line, mostly selling weed and pills. Sometimes we get a couple hundred hits of acid and we sell that. So we will be dropping acid every day.
David Lee Corbo
Damn, our BRB's.
Top Lobster
Okay. Sometimes it would be mushroom season, so we'd be eating those every day. This led to many bizarre experiences, as you could imagine. But the craziest of all happened since getting sober. Let me just go full Screen. Fuck, David. It's better, right? This is nicer. Okay. I've always had what I refer to as a very large antenna, pending how healthy I am and my state of mind, it's more or less intense. Kind of like an empath. I'd been clean a year or so and got an emergency appendectomy after. So out of work for a few months, had just read a couple books, needed a new one. And of course, in this little town in oilfield, nowheresville happens to be a creepy little bookstore. He wrote a box store, which is actually funny. I don't know if he meant to.
David Lee Corbo
Right.
Top Lobster
Box store. But that means a much different thing. A box store. You would be doing stuff. The stuff that you avoided for meth. So he goes, yeah, Raven had to take a break. He had to go do something. I don't know what he's doing. Okay. I went in there and just asked for something good. I'm guessing it was because of the tree of life type tattoo on my arm, but the lady gave me the mystic Kabbalah by Dion Fortune that is highlighted in red. So, Nancy, I see you're telling us something there. It might be at the bottom. Should we skip to the bottom? Nancy, Let me skip to the bottom here.
David Lee Corbo
What did I miss? What did I.
Top Lobster
Nothing. So, all right. So, yeah, Nancy has actually highlighted. Hold on. Where are you at? Let me pull you up. There we go. She's highlighted the mystical Kabbalah by Dion Fortune. So at the bottom. And she. She's actually added footnotes for us.
David Lee Corbo
Really?
Top Lobster
Here is. Yeah, a quote. Fortune was one of the first to bring. To bring this secret tradition. Was fortunate. Fortune was one of the first to bring this secret tradition to a wider audience with her clear and comprehensive exploration of Dion Fortune. I'm an idiot.
David Lee Corbo
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Nancy wrote these footnotes?
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Maybe.
David Lee Corbo
Maybe we.
Top Lobster
Maybe we.
David Lee Corbo
We pay her. And it's good that we pay her. That's fine.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Okay, so here we go. To a wider audience with her clear and comprehensive exploration of the Kabbalah tradition. The mystic Kabbalah remains a classic in its clarity, linking the broad elements of Jewish traditional thought. Of course, probably going back to the Babylonian captivity days and beyond, with both. Both Eastern and Western philosophy and philosophy and later Christian insights.
David Lee Corbo
Is this because our. Our submitter here, the person who's writing in, has now started to dabble in Kabbalah.
Top Lobster
He. He had an appendectomy. He was out of work for a month. Read everything. He had his appendix Removed.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Top Lobster
Yes. Okay. And he went to a bookstore. He had a Tree of Life tattoo on his arm. So the lady gave him the Mystic Kabbalah by Dion Fortune. And that's where.
David Lee Corbo
Interesting.
Top Lobster
Yeah, that's what it's about. So obviously this is about Kabbalism and a bunch of Jewish stuff. So anyway, yeah, she gave it to him. And I spent the rest of my time laid up reading that book over and over like I couldn't stop. Despite the fact that I barely understood a small fraction of anything in the pages that sent my breathing and meditation experiences to a whole nother realm. I was conversing with everything from dead relatives in laws, demons, witches. Wow. I felt like I was just really good at communicating with other realms. I was also aware enough to never believe it when I was told I'd been chosen for something. This seems like a common theme, right?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, of course. Yeah, you've been chosen. You're special, huh?
Top Lobster
Yeah. And to never take on any tasks or timelines that were suggested. Never had anything threatening happen. I think because I treated it like watching a TV show in my head. I would basically just see what anyone had told me. All right. Sorry.
David Lee Corbo
But he had to tell him. That's interesting.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Someone had something and that they had to tell him, so he's just using it as a one way. But I. I wonder. So pearls of wisdom and such. Plus, I had learned how to get high for free. So this guy's just the forever junkie. Interesting.
David Lee Corbo
Wait, how is he getting high for free? Through a meditative process. Okay. Interesting.
Top Lobster
This seems like when you're going into this other realm, this ethereal realm, you're probably. It's not like a high, but you're getting like the sensation of, you know, out of body. And I think that that's probably an interesting feeling. So I met my wife around this time and we dated for a couple years, then got hitched and had to. Dragon slang boys. What the hell does that mean?
David Lee Corbo
Had two dragon slang boys. Dragon slang boys. 16 months apart. Dragon slang. That's definitely a typo.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
I wonder what that. I think he just had two. He had two boys?
Top Lobster
Yeah. When they were about 2 and 3 years old, my brain fell apart.
David Lee Corbo
Shit, that sucks.
Top Lobster
Yeah, not a good time. I think it was around 2008, when there was no work anywhere and I got laid off. I got real depressed real quick. I'd go to get a job in there and there'd be 12 other guys applying for the same thing with 20 years experience in the field kind of Lost all confidence and fell into a hole. That sucks, dude.
David Lee Corbo
By the way, I just want to. Because this reminded me our homie over at Reality czars, Nate, who is one of my favorite people. Him and Thomas, a paranoid American, do reality czars together. And Nate just lost his gig.
Top Lobster
I thought he came out the closet.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, he's not gay. No. Well, I don't know if he's not gay, but I know that he's. He's unemployed now. So I just wanted. Because a lot of this community of dangerous retards helped me to not have to go back into the workforce and to be able to do this full time. Reality's Ours has been a show for a while now, and. And Nate has been doing a thing for, you know, a number of years. If you guys find it in you, go and support reality czars because those guys need it now more than before. So.
Top Lobster
Yes.
David Lee Corbo
Yes.
Top Lobster
Go follow reality. It's a funny show. I. I like.
David Lee Corbo
It is a funny show. I love Nate.
Top Lobster
Yeah, they get, like, into. I think they know more esoteric stuff than us and actually very funny. Sometimes maybe it might even hurt them. Like how? Because they cross the line. Like.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, apparently he got Meat Cavern says Nate got fired for boofing alcohol. That could be it.
Top Lobster
Damn.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. You can't butt chug alcohol at work. No, apparently he got. He got fired for. For anti Semitism.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Which is fucking wild. So, you know, if you guys are looking for somebody to support, maybe you're looking for a new show. I highly recommend checking out Reality's ours.
Top Lobster
Because I do a Semitic show.
David Lee Corbo
Very interesting if you're looking for another anti Semitic show. All right, all right. Let's get didier.
Top Lobster
Yeah. All right. So my wife and I love each other, but things were rough and she was working. I was trying to be Mr. Mom and welfare offered free marriage counseling. So we took advantage of that to my demise.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, I hear that all the time.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
That marriage. Marriage counts. I wonder. Well, let's see what he's gonna say.
Top Lobster
After a couple of weeks with the two of us, the doctor decided she only needed to talk to me. So I spent a few months with this crazy bitch. And then one day, she gets real serious and serious, like. And says, I have something important to tell you, and it's gonna help. I was stoked because she sounded like she meant it. She goes on to say, I think you're schizophrenic. To which I replied, well, no shit. I thought that's why I was here. I Was blown away. I thought she was fully aware of this already. Her reaction was, what? Broke my brain. With a confused look on her face, she literally turns to her bookshelf and pulls out a university book and starts flipping through it. Tells me, oh, my gosh, this is great news. If you were schizophrenic, you wouldn't know it, so you must not be.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, my God, dude, come on. Are you kidding me? That's so. That's so retarded. And I love that, too, where it's like, this is not based off of the assessment of a fucking. A professional. This. This professional, or perceived professional, is literally just a glorified Google searcher. And instead of having the whole Internet, it's just the reading material from the university. So that's it. You don't know anything. You just refer to the reading material. Fucking incredible.
Top Lobster
Jeez. Is this true? Conspiracy extremist got Nate fired from his job? Probably.
David Lee Corbo
That's fucking hilarious. That's hilarious. If that's true, he's gonna be coming on the show soon. I invited Thomas and I invited Nate separately because I just think they both have so much to offer. They make good solo episodes, and so we'll be talking to him soon enough. But I wouldn't be surprised. That show Horseshoes and Hand Grenades. Those guys, they go pretty hard. They fuck and they go hard for them. Good for them.
Top Lobster
So hard. We couldn't even air their episode on our channel.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, we made an appearance on Horseshoes and hand Grenades, and we were looking forward to using some of it to put on our content stream, our RSS feed. And it was like, nope. This is. Oh, very aggressive. Yeah.
Top Lobster
Conspiracy extremists baited me into saying so many different slurs. I'm like, it was.
David Lee Corbo
And it was all his fault. And you had no intention of saying those slurs?
Top Lobster
He made me do it.
David Lee Corbo
He's just. He's figured out how to manipulate people, you know, into leaving their jobs, into saying things that they don't want to say.
Top Lobster
He's probably a witch. I think we should fill a garbage can full of water and put him in it. That's another thing. That's all. I'm sorry. Let's.
David Lee Corbo
Let's continue on, though.
Top Lobster
Well, so. No shit. She pulls out the book, tells me, this is great news. If you're a schizophrenic, you wouldn't know it. She looks scared and relieved at the same time. For some reason, I kept seeing her, and this. This bitch had made me roll through all the drugs. What does that mean I kept seeing.
David Lee Corbo
Like she prescribed fucking everything to him?
Top Lobster
Oh yeah. Seroquel Effects or Concert Alexa Pro and more. I got to a point where I was more suicidal and insane than I've ever been in my life. Yeah, yeah, dude.
David Lee Corbo
Like, honestly though, that reminds me. And I'll stop derailing, but of that guy who just went into all those different psychiatrists and brought the same symptoms to each one and each one of them diagnosed him differently and prescribed him something different. So yeah, a.
Top Lobster
It's messed up, dude. So at some point she puts me on another new drug. Of course, every time we did this, I had to slowly wean off the other one and start the other. So I would be on two of them at the same time for a brief moment. When I started the new one, it was too much to handle. And something told me just look up the drugs myself. Something I obviously should have been doing all along. Something I obviously. But at this point, mentally I was a basket case. Yeah, that this is what they rely on. This is what they've done to, you know, my mother in law. Like they put her on. You start on. What's that called?
David Lee Corbo
Zoloft?
Top Lobster
No, no, it's the, it's the drug to, to like create an imbalance or, or to, I forget, Lithium. You're on lithium. Then it's like once you're on that, you're on that forever. And then they're like, oh, well, maybe we need this to balance this out. Maybe you need that. And then she's on a cocktail of drugs, none of which she can ever get off of. And then the rest of your health problems just ensue because you're comatose. You can't think, you can't really move. You're. It's like, it's all up. So they create this crazy knot that if you haven't done your research to begin with, you're stuck with.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And.
David Lee Corbo
And also it's like your own life is so overwhelming just in the monotony of like everyday that you can't expect me to be an expert on pharmaceuticals. That's. That's supposed to be what we trust the medical industry trust the experts.
Top Lobster
But these people have lied. Like, man, just the. I was just like going off, not going off on my wife, but like telling her about like when America. I guess when America does find out, because there's gonna, there's gonna be a reveal coming. But when they find out what these pediatricians have been prescribing to children.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, I said that today.
Top Lobster
You said that.
David Lee Corbo
I said that to my wife today. I said, when we find out what we've been doing to these kids and all these different ailments that are probably all traced back to either the things we're putting in the food or the pharmaceutical industry, people are going to freak out.
Top Lobster
It's something that I think I'm gonna bring up on. It's going to be a hard one to talk about on Tinfoil Hat, because Sam's daughters are. Or one of them is autistic. But I'm. I. I'm. I think I can safely say that my son was autistic for the first two years of his life. You know what it was? It was a song that reminded me. It was the song from that movie, whatever, the Madrigal. That's like, you know, with the Mirabel and all those people. Encanto is what it's called. It's a Spanish Disney movie.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah, that's the one with all the. The tranny stuff, right? And the gay stuff.
Top Lobster
Yeah. So the. The gay sister or the. The masculine sister has a song which is a banger, written by Lin Manuel Miranda. Banger. Hold on one second. Banger is it.
David Lee Corbo
I never listen.
Top Lobster
It reminds me.
David Lee Corbo
Gay propaganda.
Top Lobster
It kind of. But it's a good song. No, it's not Where I belong. It's a different song.
David Lee Corbo
That's my. No, that's my. That's my song.
Top Lobster
This song played and it reminded me. It's funny how music, or even sense, can take you back to a place. And we were living in my wife's uncle's house after we had sold our house in New York and we had bought this house in Florida, but we weren't ready to move to Florida yet, so we were renting his house. It was hell. And at the. Yeah, yeah. It was not suited for us.
David Lee Corbo
Like, how was it hell?
Top Lobster
Was he.
David Lee Corbo
Was he living there, too?
Top Lobster
No, no, he wasn't living there, but he. There's no heat upstairs in the middle of the winter.
David Lee Corbo
Get the. Out.
Top Lobster
It was like my son was sleeping in a. In a. Basically a closet with a window that he had, like, taped. But because he had taped it, the sun in the morning would hit it directly. And this tape that he used made this, like, fumes in the room. And we had no idea what it was. We ended up calling the. The fire department like, two or three times because we were like, yo, it smells like crazy. Something. Something crazy in here. We don't know what it is. Finally figured it. I'm just so glad to Be out of that place because it was like ridiculous. Anyway, during that time period, my son, he was not talking. He was like probably around two. Yeah. He wasn't talking at all. His behavior was horrible. Like all the non verbal autistic shit that you hear.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
From parents. I went through that for two years of his life pretty much. Or like when, you know, when he should have been communicating. Like he's there not. But not there, not in his body. Very, very confused. Didn't understand what we were talking about. This.
David Lee Corbo
Very frustrated all the time because of that.
Top Lobster
Very frustrated, very aggravated. And he was 100% is like non verbal autistic. And I was like, you know, my wife was a little bit in denial, but I was telling her something's wrong and we're going to have to figure out something with this kid because it's not. This is not normal.
David Lee Corbo
Right.
Top Lobster
And. But that's that I, I believe 100 that's what he was going through. He had a DTAP vaccine which left a lump on his leg. And then this behavior started. And from there that's like we never gave them another shot again. We were doing a delayed schedule because we were trying to help our kids. Right. Be responsible parents. Give them a delayed schedule. And that happened. So.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. But I mean a lot of people, you know what it is? It's like that's the way you're supposed to handle it. And then there's another way where it's like you could be completely in denial about it. And when you're completely in denial about it because of some guilt mechanism. Right. That guilt mechanism is like, I'm the one who subjected my child to this medical intervention that's now resulted in this, you know, condition. But you need to ease off that a little bit because this system that's like pitted against us is huge. And in order for them to, to be able to attend even the most simple of. Of events, you know, who knows if he ever wants to go to public school or something like that or any school even if private school would be the same thing or charter school would be the same thing.
Top Lobster
Scott said the tape fume him up. Yo. Honestly, they didn't help. But he didn't help. Yeah, his behavior was like that from. I'm telling you, every time we went into the doctor's office, I would tell my wife like I don't feel good about this. I don't like, like this. You give either of the kids a shot. My daughter was more resilient. But for like two weeks after their behavior is just off like this. Like, they're not themselves. They're either irritable or, like, spaced out. And I'm like, this is not normal. This isn't good. And every time I did it, I'm like, I'm hurting this kid. I know I'm hurting this kid, but they're telling me to do it.
David Lee Corbo
Like, they're saying, and if you don't do it, it's like, you know, you've been in the doctor's office where there's like, I don't know, this feeling of like. Like, I remember when my son got burned. The. The way that they treated us was like we were neglectful, you know, and it was probably due to the area that we were in. There's a lot of absent fathers in Perth Amboy, New Jersey. So when we showed up, it was like, you know, everybody was just scrutinizing us like we were abusive parents or some crazy like that. So with the vaccine schedule, it's like, if you don't do it, they look at you in a certain way. And that feels horrifying because you're like, can this person do something about this? Like, can they.
Top Lobster
That. But it's like this creeping suspicion of, like, am I wrong? I'm in this guy's office. He's got all these fucking documents on his wall about. He. All the documents are. He's the expert. They have a little gold leaf on it. You know, I graduated from this college. This Jew guy gave me this degree, and this is. I was like, but I have all.
David Lee Corbo
Of the best textbooks to refer back to when I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Top Lobster
Yeah, but. But here I am, I'm sitting every day with a kid that is. His behavior is out of control. And I can trace it back to an exact point in time when it happened. You know, it's like. Not that he was talking before, but he was like, you know, there's a noticeable difference.
David Lee Corbo
Like, it was a pivotal change.
Top Lobster
It was a fall off of a cliff change.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And. Yeah, so my wife was, like, you know, a little bit in denial at first, but I was like, yo, something is wrong. And it was like tearing. It was tearing us. Tearing us up, tearing us apart. And we. With the move and everything, we couldn't really do much. We ended up moving to Florida. And she. She got sick really badly. Went completely. This is why I. Yeah, this is why I sympathize a lot with. With Merkel. And I tell him, but I don't think he'd see my message and you know, it doesn't matter. But she went completely holistic and switched her up and realized because she was in the medical system as well, she realized this is all a lie. This is bullshit. They're trying to kill us.
David Lee Corbo
Got to be so hard. That's got to be so hard. Because your career, you've invested a lot of time into this. A lot of effort hours.
Top Lobster
You know, we're still paying the loans for her college of what she learned to be false.
David Lee Corbo
Right.
Top Lobster
And she treated herself with online medicine. Go figure. She's fine. And then she said, you know what? I'm going to treat my kid with this. Because we were in Florida still for like the first six months is when it happened. Move. Boom. One thing after another. I'm dealing with the kid that's out of his mind. My, my wife is still like, she was sick for like a full month. Couldn't even get out of bed. And turns out we, we put him on like a heavy metal detox, among other things, with like high dose vitamin C drips. Not drips, but like all different kinds of supplements. Did this for a long time. Had him in a sauna for a little while for as much.
David Lee Corbo
How long were you, what were you doing for heavy metal detox and how long did you keep them on that regimen?
Top Lobster
There are parasite cleanses that she was using. There are other supplements that are good for like heavy metal detox. Basically, like the heavy metal isolating them. And then if you can get him to sweat, he will sweat. They'll sweat the stuff out. Interesting. And maybe we caught it in time. Maybe this works. Maybe you could do it now. I have no idea how it works. But I'll tell you what, we did all that and then we had him going to a speech pathologist because they were like, they're like, I don't know if this kid's even gonna really even talk. Like he's not paying attention.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
After doing all that stuff in conjunction within like six months, he started talking. And now you've seen him the other day, like, normal kid. Yeah, smart, smart. Really fucking smart kid. Knows everything.
David Lee Corbo
Now as far as I'm concerned, he looks to be just on a normal, like, developmental schedule. I don't, not a schedule, but you know what I mean? Like he's up to pace. It seems like a normal kid to me.
Top Lobster
Props to me, Z man. I, I read her. Pilled the shit out of my wife. You guys have no idea how hard that was. Maybe that's why you're all here because I was. If I'm good enough to do that to my wife, I'm good enough to propagandize you guys too.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, dude. No, I had a very similar thing because Cindy used. I'm gesturing because she's off to the side over here, but she used to be. And it's like in order to start to unpack some of these crazy things about, you know, the witnesses or conspiracy, you could try to do it all at once to somebody and they're gonna freak the out, you're gonna get into arguments and shit. Or you could just plant little seeds over a long time and hope that those seeds develop into questions. And then when questions arise, hopefully you have some answers. But it's a very gentle, long game. And it's not easy.
Top Lobster
No, it's not. It's not easy. And it's, it's almost manipulative. That's why it's like.
David Lee Corbo
It is, it is almost manipulative.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I lied to the people and it was easy. The father of misinformation. It's like, it's something that I laugh about because it's funny, but it's all right. Well, how am I supposed to reach these people who have been lied to for so long? And you're going to listen to me. Who the fuck am I? You can't hear me from if I'm telling you directly.
David Lee Corbo
But what you can, especially when you've invested all this money and you've invested all this time, the last shit that you want to listen to is somebody who you didn't pay money to. You know what I mean? Like.
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, well, I mean, listen, here's this article, here's some humor about it. Not just the article, but like Tower Game. This is why people like that quote, where is this Matthew 11, right, that, that we're talking about here?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Matthew 15:11, where they're going to say, you know, what goes into some. What comes out of someone's mouth defiles them. Sure. What came out. What comes out of my mouth for the last, I don't know, four years with Tower Gang. I guess you can call it defilement because we say a lot of off kilter, but that is what saved my family. That's kind of crazy to really say that and think about it.
David Lee Corbo
Mm.
Top Lobster
But it's true. It's being able to talk about those things.
David Lee Corbo
Well, you know what's even more specific than that is something that you've said top, which is I'm just asking questions. And a lot of it was done that way.
Top Lobster
And look at Douglas Murray. If you watch that episode in the first 30 minutes, he goes, what? These people just come on here and they go under the guise of. I'm just asking questions. And I was like, that's what I. That's my shit. I'm saying. I'm just asking questions. And. No, I know exactly what you're saying, Douglas Murray. What you're saying is you see me just asking questions and you're very defensive about it because you understand that I'm fucking under. I'm going underneath you.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And I'm taking the rug right from underneath you by just asking questions in a funny way. That's why you can't deal with towering. That's why people can't deal with my Twitter account. And the way uses this sarcasm, to tell you the truth.
David Lee Corbo
Well, that's kind of what it has to be is, is this asking of questions is. It is a way of allowing you to come to the conclusion on your own. It's like tricking people into thinking that they came to that conclusion independently of you. And that is a very long. A long game, a long con, I suppose. What did she say? Who would have thought that sexualizing retards could save a child's life? Right?
Top Lobster
No, that's right. It's like in the arms of an angel, but Tower Gang style.
David Lee Corbo
Angels. A bunch of angels.
Top Lobster
Listen, we cross. We do cross the line a lot. But I do think that there is something to say because maybe the me. The name of this episode's going to be Matthew. Matthew 15:11. That's.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, that's a great. That's interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster
What is this about? What are we doing here? And I think that a lot of this is what this is about.
David Lee Corbo
Well, my behavior, the things that I say have open the door for people to come and sit at the table who otherwise would not have. And that is. I have some trouble squaring that because. What did you say? It's better to come. Oh, it's better for it to come out of your mouth or come in your mouth? I would say it's. It's better to come out.
Top Lobster
We'll bring this up on Tower Gang watch on Wednesday. All right. Upon a little research, the first thing I found is that you should never ever combine the two drugs that she had me on. She should know this. But most of these doctors don't know. They almost killed my. My mother in law the same way. This is when I officially lost faith basically in everything.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
As. As far as some academically trained person being any smarter than a crackhead on the street.
David Lee Corbo
Damn. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, look, if they're. If they're serving you up cocktails that almost kill you and then they go, whoopsie, let's not do that again. That's your sign that these people don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah, listen, I sat across from this is. This is another, like, breaking moment in my. Probably my wife's thinking, but she used to work primary care for a doctor, and she had a good relationship. The girl was like, around our age, a doctor, but she was like a dunce. Kind of like. Like you were describing your ex girlfriend. Like, couldn't drive a car. Like, that's always a red flag. Like you had a license but got taken away. It was like, but you're a doctor.
David Lee Corbo
But you're nice lady.
Top Lobster
Yeah, but she's at my house in Brooklyn and we're having like a dinner. And at the time, I think what was in contention was like, the. The vaccines were coming up. Yeah. And she was like. She was like, oh, well, obviously, you know, the COVID that's safe.
David Lee Corbo
And I was just 100 safe and effective.
Top Lobster
I was like, no. And you know what? Every fucking day since that dinner, I feel like my wife is just like. She thinks back about that and goes, how wrong was this late? And how many vaccines did this lady then administer? No idea what you're doing.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Can't operate heavy machinery. Can operate on you.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Wild MRNA vaccine. Yeah. All right, so. So I got off all the meds again. And God bless my wife for sticking me, sticking with me through all of it. So I'm clean from illegal drugs for 20 plus years and clean from the equally dangerous legal drugs for 15 plus years or so. So back to the story for you. Anon. I just come to the conclusion that I'm a little weird. Started studying the occult again to occupy my mind. Dove headfirst into that. Like, I did crack. Damn.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
My skills from using the breathing and meditation learned as a kid are pretty dialed in at this point. If I don't have too much caffeine or alcohol in me, I can slip into a flow state just about on command. And now we get into what your psychologist buddy who worked with prisoners Learned. Everybody drink?
David Lee Corbo
Dr. Jerry Marzinski.
Top Lobster
He actually came up in today's episode on Merkel show, which is very.
David Lee Corbo
Did he really?
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, the guy mentioned him. Nathaniel. All right. So it was so rad to hear him on your show talk about it. Studying what I was combined with the meditations and clear mind. For the first time since high school, I realized I was not crazy at all. And the things that would. That would converse with me were not part of me. So years after fairly healthy living and breathing, meditating to chill when I need it, I was also listening to a lot of Rogan. Stop. Stop listening. The second or third time I. He had CIA employees on and I didn't bother to ask him any real question. And I didn't.
David Lee Corbo
Fucking Mike Baker. He keeps. Yeah, that was like. If there was a time where Rogan was getting co opted, I would say when he was. He kept platforming Mike Baker. That was. To me, I'm like, why do you keep having this fucking. This spook on your show? Like, he's like, he like had to.
Top Lobster
Yeah, because, yeah, I mean, Rogan, even Rogan from the beginning, like with, with Eddie Bravo, very contrary to what the government narrative was doubting the moon landing and stuff. So when this guy comes on and he's just going, oh, tell me more interesting, and he's saying all the shit that he's been talking against for years, it's like, the CIA is probably like, hey, listen, you got this big show, you got to have this guy on, right? And that's going to be that. Or we'll send you pictures of your grandkids, you know.
David Lee Corbo
Exactly, exactly.
Top Lobster
So. So he stopped listening after the CIA. Kind of me too. I got a little annoyed with the Mike Baker. I. I just listened to some Rogan episodes recently, like the debate and I'll listen if he's got an MMA guy on that I'm interested in. But like, when it comes to weird political stuff or even social stuff, I don't think he's. Rogan moves the narrative, but I don't think he's in front of it anymore.
David Lee Corbo
I think it's been a long time since Rogan was. I used to go to him for conspiracies because early in the Joe Rogan experience, he was in. In very much the same school of thought as I was. And I think that's because the information on conspiracy was still pretty consolidated back then, you know, was like, chances are we're watching a lot of the same content because it's what's on YouTube now. It's so decentralized and some. So much of it happens on X and all these countless podcasts and things that, you know, I'm sure we're not absorbing the same content anymore. But he stopped doing that a long time Ago. And now to your point top. I'm not saying Rogan's bad. If you're like, I'm sure the fight companions still. And I'm sure Protect our Parks is also a really good time. But as far as like, any kind of information politics, anything like that. Covid was the nail in the coffin when he platformed that dude that freaked out and told us we were all gonna die. And I was like, I'm just not seeing that. And so I couldn't listen to that anymore. And I saw him, he was. He was like platforming sort of a Robert Malone and Dr. Peter McCullough. But by that time, I realized that it was much better to just, you know, lean on. On. On your own research. You don't need experts anymore.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Yeah. And that's kind of what, you know, he's a good jumping on point. But like, I don't even listen to his episode with really with Tripoli because I'm like, what is.
David Lee Corbo
It's gonna be frustrating.
Top Lobster
Well, yeah, it'll be frustrating. What could he possibly tell me that he's allowed to. And if you go listen to it, it's like not much, you know.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
But. And that Tripoli, this is a guy that, you know, I listen to his show all the time, but. All right, here we go. No reason for anything but respect for the guy. I agree. Love Joe Rogan, but I couldn't do Joe's job. I agree as well, but I just didn't want to listen anymore. He says so would have been like 2015 or so. He's having Orbee Marcus. On who? On who? I am no fan of.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
At the time. Who's. Is that the Carnivore guy? I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
Aubrey Marcus is the co owner of On It. On It Lives. And that guy always struck me as really weird. And then one day he came out and he's talking on Rogan show about like he was in an open relationship and how it just didn't work out for him. And once I saw that, I was like, you are the type of. That would be in a open relationship. And. And that confirmed everything that I suspected about him. And I stopped absorbing anything from Audrey Marcus. He's a weird dude, but Audrey kind of is the guy that was like, you know, dmt, ayahuasca, meditative processes. Like that was. That was Aubrey. I would say Aubrey probably probably introduced Joe to all that.
Top Lobster
Interesting. Interesting. I know the guy. I don't. He's probably the episodes that I skipped because he just didn't Find interesting or good reason?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, he's. He's not interesting.
Top Lobster
So at a time when so many people were seeking spirituality aside from organized religion, he had to come in and start telling everybody just to fuck each other and do gay shit. Yeah, dude.
David Lee Corbo
Yes, yes.
Top Lobster
Like, so many influencers. Whenever I heard him, I just thought, dude, you're fucking it up in the same way that they did in 69. Anyway, so I decided to try DMT.
David Lee Corbo
That's actually very fucking funny. Oh, shit. Because Aubrey Marcus, he's just, like, went on the spiel about how annoying he is and then he's like. Anyway, so fucking decided to do it. Oh, shout out to Joe Rogan in the chat. He says, fuck you guys.
Top Lobster
Fuck you, Joe Rogan. That's not nice and it's not nice. Show some respect. All right. So probably not the best decision, but it was what my retarded brain needed to do for. In this journey, for context, I quit bad drugs around 2003. 2004. Powders and pills for the last decade, only herb and microdose. On occasion, I was pretty much the average mediate ice bath.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, meditate. Ice bath.
Top Lobster
Meditate, ice bath. Eat healthy, feel like you're better than everybody else at this point. Yeah, yeah, we get it. Yep, yep. Having all this stuff kind of in my life for such a long time made me feel ahead of the game. So the choice to do DMT wasn't as crazy as it sounds for decades of. Yeah, I mean, listen, if you're doing crack, like, DMT is like, yeah, light shit.
David Lee Corbo
But to his point, that whole meditate, ice bath, eat healthy, feel like you're better than everybody else, that is something that came out of the Joe Rogan camp. And I followed a very similar situation where I was podcaster, MMA practitioner, eventually mushroom experiencer. Right? So very same. I like this guy. He's on a similar trajectory. He's the same kind of retarded that I am.
Top Lobster
Yeah. All right, so read this part. I'm going to have to take a piss.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, go on, take a piece. All right. So happy to run into a childhood friend who was in the business of sacred medicine. And the opportunity presented itself. I'd been feeling great for years, and though I had a handle on life enough to expand my meditations. Not this vape shit, okay? There's like a typo here. Not this vape shit I hear people talk about doing, and it ain't the same. One puff out of this powder and you're out for 10 to 20 minutes. Just saying these People. Oh, what? Just saying these people talking about taking a hit every three minutes to go deeper ain't doing real dmt, man. Sorry for the audience. That is a fucking weird sentence that I just made sound un understandable. So we set a date and I fuck it up from the get go. The morning of my session. I can't help myself. I buy a Red Bull as I'm leaving town and slam it on the way to the mountain. In hindsight, I think I was saving myself, but that'll clear later. Oh, I wonder if it's supposed to be. You're supposed to be fasted when you do this. So he says, your viewers should be aware alcohol and caffeine are the easiest ways to up your vibration and put a block on any good experience. That's fascinating. I don't like to hear that because I do drink a lot of coffee. Not a lot of alcohol at all. But coffee is part of my daily ritual. But we all know how the mate thing went. Well, I guess meth is easier, but it doesn't just block stuff. It's like a neon sign, inviting demons and scaring away goodness. Ah, that Sam goes along with what Dr. Marzinski says. Everybody have a drink. So we meet up in the mountain and have a good little hike. Sit down and reflect on my intended purpose. And we commence.
Top Lobster
I'm back.
David Lee Corbo
He packs it up. Shut up. He packs it up.
Top Lobster
Jordan's looking at these twos. What?
David Lee Corbo
Let me see. See these Jordans? Dude, you didn't show commandency. I'm not looking at that screen.
Top Lobster
I'm trying to read.
David Lee Corbo
I don't like those. I don't like those. Which. Which ones are those? The twos.
Top Lobster
Those are the twos. But they.
David Lee Corbo
I hate the twos.
Top Lobster
Okay, for real? $24.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. Yeah, but they're two.
Top Lobster
How could you not buy it?
David Lee Corbo
I would pay somebody else $24 to take twos off my hands.
Top Lobster
I was thinking about it, but I was like, 24. I was like, fine.
David Lee Corbo
They're not that bad. Can let me see him again?
Top Lobster
They're okay. They're like. I like the little. Whatever. They're twos.
David Lee Corbo
They're not bad. It just. Twos is just such a. I don't like.
Top Lobster
I don't like that. They're my. Not my least favorite, but they're. They're up there as not so great, but whatever. Fucking 24.
David Lee Corbo
But they're coming back recently. There's. They're remaking them and selling a lot of them.
Top Lobster
I will say very comfortable, very comfortable. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, so. So basically where we've gotten so far is he's gearing up to go and have his experience, but he fucks up and he. And he drinks a Red Bull on the way to it. He's going to a mountain to do this, by the way.
Top Lobster
He drinks a Red Bull. So that up his experience.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, because apparently he says caffeine and alcohol are the number one things that will up your experiences when. When it comes to this sort of a transcendence, meditative process. And I don't know, maybe that's. Maybe that's true. All right, so he says we meet up at the mountain and have a good little hike, sit down and reflect on his intended purpose, and we commence. He packs it up and I ask him if I should take a little hit or burn the whole thing. And he says, you won't need much. So I try to burn the bowl. I was in a very confident place of life, but also empty. Functioning the best I ever had, but still pretty empty. So I wanted to see the elves because that's the fucking solution.
Top Lobster
Yeah. This is the Rogan shit, right?
David Lee Corbo
That's it.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
You ever just feel like you're missing something? Like a. Like a machine elf shaped hole in your heart? DMT has just the thing for you.
Top Lobster
So actually shout out to jt. We'll be on a show with JT next week, I think. With bat. Yeah. What's it. What are they called?
David Lee Corbo
Oh, Legit Bat.
Top Lobster
Legit Bat, yes. So apparently JT will be there, but he just did a. He did a show with Brian. I think they do a show together. It's. And it's about elves being demons. So very cool.
David Lee Corbo
I like that. I'm excited if we get to talk about that. That's good.
Top Lobster
Their show fucks. And I know they don't curse on it.
David Lee Corbo
My wife says she threw away all of my gay jewelry.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I know. Pretty shame, but good for her. Anyway, that show does fuck. They don't curse on it. Great show. Really enjoy those guys. So we're gonna talk about something with them, but yeah, be there. Legit bats gonna be fun.
David Lee Corbo
All right. So where the hell was I? Boom. Functioning. The best I ever had. Okay. He says that I wanted to see the elves because his life was still pretty empty. So I pull that big hit and as he's tapping my shoulder saying, that's good, that's good. He pulled the pipe away from me as my body froze like a full body muscle cramp. So even the shaman dude was like, yo, yo, yo, yo, ease up, baby. I lay back in the sand and listened to the hum as the earth swallowed me in the most beautiful way. The same thing you've heard from a few people. Just a pure love and an absence of anything negative. Stress, pain, worry, all gone. Combined with being wrapped like a bear hug in love. That sounds nice. I had a kaleidoscope of visions. And I wanted to zoom in like I can with meditation. But I only got a small glimpse of clarity at the very bottom of each breath. So I slowed my breathing until I wasn't breathing. Everything goes black. And I hear a voice that didn't use words say, are you willing to die? Damn, dude.
Top Lobster
What the fuck?
David Lee Corbo
That was the main gist of what it was telling me. But it wasn't like every word had full sentences of meaning, even though there was no discernible words. Like one note on a pain told entire stories. That's a strange way of wording that. Like one note on a pain told entire stories. I've been seeking an experience with entities and was being told that I could have that experience, but it might cost my life in so many words without words. Okay, that's interesting. Is it worth talking? Is that. Is that how big that machine elf size hole in your heart was? Is that. It's worth dying? That's fascinating that they're asking that.
Top Lobster
Maybe.
David Lee Corbo
Then, out of the blackness, I see a familiar face to my 1980s kid self. The girl from the Never Ending Story movie Anastasia. No, no. Maybe I'm making that up. Can't remember her name is what he says. Ironically, her name didn't matter. I believe it was just a familiar thing to make me comfortable. Likely. Definitely a face I loved as a kid on tv. The one Atreyu has to call out to save the world. She's leaning over me, telling me to breathe. Then it feels like my soul sucks back into my lungs and she turns into that blue India goddess. Ah, fucking Shiva. That bitch. Not good. Also a name I can never recall. Ironically, it's probably Shiva the Destroyer. Or Kali. Could be Kali as well. Probably because I don't want to fair. The one with a bunch of arms and the elephant snout. I think that's Kali. I could be wrong. Please chat. Somebody Google Boom. At that moment, we're having a.
Top Lobster
There's a live chat in here with Nancy. Hi, Nancy.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There is, but she's not saying anything. No, she just said. I just noticed there's a chat. Can you guys see this? And I said yes, But I said it In Spanish. That's probably why she's saying I don't.
Top Lobster
The fuck this guy's talking.
David Lee Corbo
Does that mean? What does C mean? Boom, boom, boom. Where we at here? At that moment, I become aware and sit up out of the sand. I turned to my friend and the image of that blue skinned creepy bitch follows my line of sight and he is now her. That's a bummer. It slowly dissipates and my friend turned back into himself. So that was the DMT experience. Not too crazy at the time given what I had experienced in my rear view. Pivotal. But it started getting weird on my drive home from the mountain. So we hang out for a bit while I catch a breath, hike down the mountain and split ways. Driving home, all of a sudden, vibrating. I don't know why I put inflection on that word like that. Driving home, all of a sudden the vibrating comes back in like I just took that rip. Oh, dude. What? You're driving home and all of a sudden it's like you just took a hit. I literally pull over because I don't want to fall into crazy land going 70 on the highway. This is a good couple of hours after, mind you. Damn soon as I pull over, it stops. I'm back to 100% sober, thinking, what the fuck? So I get back on the road. Park on the highway for more than a couple of minutes and you'll have a patrol car behind you. Where I lived at the time, didn't want to deal with the popo right then. Yeah, that seems reasonable. It's time to get back on the road, get moving. So I head home and have to actively focus on not letting my mind be clear. Huh. The opposite of what we are all used to. It was a strange feeling. If I didn't keep my mind, keep my mind occupied, the vibration would start to start back up. I drove thinking of debauchery, shit, to avoid spiritual experience. It was so up. That's interesting. That's really interesting.
Top Lobster
I get that. I've done that before.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, well, I mean, I've typically had to do the opposite thing. Like if I was on. I've been on ecstasy before, thinking a bunch of terrible things and had to try to think of nice things to make it go away, but I've never had that. That version. By the time I make it home, things have calmed down and I am seemingly in control of my body and mind again. My wife was excited to hear about the experience, but I had to sit down and meditate right now, like when you get home From a long drive and nothing else matters but taking that piss. Amen. Plus, I'm not driving down the highway, so I won't kill anyone if I lose awareness. I go to our room. I sit on the floor with the intention of just taking the time to slow my breathing and sift through the experience. Excuse me. The moment my eyes close, I whip back into that purely clear and comfortable space with no vibration. Just instantly in the deepest meditative flow state I could ever hope to achieve on my own. With all the euphoric feelings that came up with that big DMT rip. It happened so fast it startled me and I opened my eyes halfway. Expected to see either an ancient deity or a character from my favorite movie sitting in the room. But everything went back to normal. All the feelings gone with a snap. I just want to close my eyes again. Not sleepy. My body just wanted them closed. So I do. As my eyes close, my back involuntarily straightens in sync. Okay.
Top Lobster
I'm not gonna lie, I don't know how to spell that either.
David Lee Corbo
I know how to spell sink. This motherfucker said in sync, like kitchen sink.
Top Lobster
Is this how we spell it? In sync? I'm not sure.
David Lee Corbo
That's so funny. No, that's the band, dog.
Top Lobster
That's the band.
David Lee Corbo
That's awesome. Okay. My back involuntarily straightens in sync with my eyelids coming down. My back straightens up. Okay, so as his eyelids are closing, his back straightens up. Interesting. Not a forceful feeling, but long as I didn't resist, my body would just move. Already sitting cross legged, now I'm in the same position, but I'm perfectly balanced. Then I feel a ball of energy. I think it's the thing people talk about moving up and down their chakras. Yeah, this is. I think it's the same thing that people say is like the Christos oil, yada yada. This is just in me. Not what I normally feel working my chakras. A force or something. It moves from the base of my spine slowly up my body. It's not too unfamiliar given the time I've spent in deep meditation playing with energy. Aside from the fact that it's all automatic, all I have to do with this, all I had to do was stay in that space. The ball moves up my spine to my neck and it gets weird. This part I've never experienced in meditation at my neck. It slows and builds pressure in a.
Top Lobster
Way Nancy, like Nancy writes in sync is two words. I, N, S, Y, N C. Thank you, Nancy.
David Lee Corbo
Yes, yes, thank you, Nancy. Oh, she's in the. Is she in our. In our side chat over here? No, she's not. Nancy, we could be speaking privately.
Top Lobster
She's in the side chat.
David Lee Corbo
All right, whatever. I don't have access to that, I guess. All right, so where the hell was I at? Okay, the ball moves up my spine to my neck. And it gets weird. This part I've never experienced in meditation. At my neck, it slows and builds pressure in a way like it had to push through a thick spot. Then like before, my spine starts to move. My head slowly tips back, mouth wide open. Oh, that's not good. It was wild. I was in the in for the ride. Not freaking out for some reason. I feel this thing that is caught up in my neck being pulled out of my body. Like gentle cyclone of something is pulling at my core. Like a gentle cyclone of something is pulling in my core.
Top Lobster
Okay.
David Lee Corbo
As it leaves my body, I can feel the space it left behind. Not like it's empty, but now it's like clean. My body from the core feels clear and clean in a way that hasn't been for a long time. Maybe in a way I can't ever recall feeling. Nothing to compare it to. So that's the day I learned the difference between God the Father and all those little GS. I can't explain it other than a lifetime of experiencing outside forces. It was like I recognized the little sliver of God's hand throughout the past, once I felt the bigger picture. Interesting. Here's the only way I've come up with to describe it through the DMT trip on my drive home through the crazy throat experience. It was like God's hand in a clamshell shape. Okay, so kind of like that. Not visually. This is just me trying to explain the feeling. Okay, so never mind my stupid thing I just did. And I recognize threads of that clamshell in past experiences. Like a little sliver of something I could still see while I was around in the dark places, but I didn't recognize what it was. Like that tether thing that people talk about or maybe, I don't know. Oh, so he's talking about like the silver cord, maybe kind of a thing. But I did get the feeling that was the last time. Like he mustered all the patience he could with my retarded ass to pull whatever I invited into myself out. That would be the last time that he would throw me a bone. It was wild. I'm adamantly against organized religion, but I consider myself a Christian as of the last six months or so. This all happened four years ago. It's taken a while to process. Yeah, yeah, that. That makes a lot of sense. I was very similar in how long it took me to come to. I had to leave a whole lot out of the story just in hopes to get the main gist cross of my coming to God. Like the part about when I learned it was not my dad coming into my room around four or five years old, teaching me to breathe and relax my body joint by joint so I could sleep with the nightmares. I found out in my 30s that my dad has never had anything like that. Never heard anything like that. Okay. And in hindsight it makes sense because he's very strict with his religion and does not want to believe or participate in any kind of meditations or anything like that. Anyway, big fan of YouTube Dragon slayers adding NDS to my small pile of paid subs, along with the secret teaching radio Grime. Grim. Grimerica. Grimerica.
Top Lobster
Yeah, Grimerica.
David Lee Corbo
And good old Doc Brown. Shout out Doc Brown. Fucking Prometheus lens podcast. Yeah.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Much love, retards.
Top Lobster
We gotta reach back out to Doc Brown. I forget.
David Lee Corbo
I did. I did. I reached out to him and I told him that he is invited. I don't know, you know, if we could find any because he seems like he wants to help, which is awesome. Maybe we could figure out something in that regard. But either way, he's invited, so that'll be cool. Damn, it's almost two hours. I wanted to re read Kate's, but it's always been almost two hours.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I know. I gotta. I gotta go to the bank because we're doing big things.
David Lee Corbo
Big bank things. That. Yeah, big bank. Yeah. 100 big bank bucks, big buck. Should be an extra B in there, shouldn't there?
Top Lobster
For phonetics, like BBC. No, no, no, no.
David Lee Corbo
Like bbb. Like a big bank. Big. Oh. Oh. Big bank business. That's what we're doing.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Big bank business, baby.
Top Lobster
Big bank business. Yeah. So I guess we got to. Yeah. What's her Nancy's like? She re uploaded Kate part one and now I feel bad because Kate still might be in here.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Where's. There she is. She said it's okay, but it's not okay. And I know when women say it's okay, they fucking actually mean that's not okay at all.
Top Lobster
Fuming right now.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Yeah. And I can understand why she'd be fuming because who doesn't want their show, their. Their story read by two mostly illiterate Retards.
Top Lobster
They're going to rob a bank.
David Lee Corbo
They're not. No, we're not going to rob a bank. We're doing big bank business, baby. Big bank business. Because we're doing big things. Big bank tings. All right, so. Yeah, don't worry about it. She still says it's okay. And that's a doubling down. It means fuck you.
Top Lobster
Maybe. Let me check. Hold on. Kate, let me check my Palm Pilot. Make sure.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah, you check your Palm Pilot.
Top Lobster
What are we doing?
David Lee Corbo
What are we looking for?
Top Lobster
Maybe Thursday, if we have time.
David Lee Corbo
I kind of like we don't have a lot of guests scheduled this week. And I'm like, maybe we should just keep it that way.
Top Lobster
Just never have any more guests.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, no. Just for this week. Like, we could double down on Chronicles, and then we end The Week with Dr. Andrew Huff and Tim Constantine.
Top Lobster
Okay, that's it. So we're reading the schedule. That's a good idea.
David Lee Corbo
I know. That's good thing.
Top Lobster
We should tell them. Yeah, we should do a video at the beginning of every week, and we read the schedule, and then when people drop out, we just go, see, See, they dropped out. They promised.
David Lee Corbo
I don't. Hey, would you guys like more of those impromptu. Oh, no, dude, she said it. It.
Top Lobster
She's fine.
David Lee Corbo
She's fine.
Top Lobster
The little box. I don't know what the box means.
David Lee Corbo
She's not. I don't know what the box means either. It's emoji. That doesn't translate to streamyard. But when women say they're fine, they're not fine.
Top Lobster
I'm worried right now. Don't.
David Lee Corbo
I'm really worried.
Top Lobster
Sweating a little bit. I'm nervous.
David Lee Corbo
I have to pee. I've been squeezing. I've been squeezing it, physically squeezing it so that it doesn't pee on me.
Top Lobster
That's not how it works.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it does. Go ahead. Next time you go pee, squeeze it while you pee. See how well that fucking works for you.
Top Lobster
I'm not gonna do that.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, because you're not gonna pee. You're gonna be like. Well, there seems to be some sort of obstruction here.
Top Lobster
Technically, you'd be peeing inside of yourself and just filling up your penis with piss and doesn't go anywhere. Is it gay? Good question. Let's check Matthew 15:11.
David Lee Corbo
Check Matthew 15:11. All right, guys, look, we're done. Now Top's got to go do big bank business. And if you want to submit your paranormal testimony and you want to have.
Top Lobster
It ready, we've got a new web, a new email. So stop.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, that's right. This dude made another new email. Yeah, I have an email for Nephilim Death Squad. I have an email for the Ravens Watch. I have an email for Dangerous Retards. I have an email for Timeline Cleanse. Now we're about to have a email for. For NDS Chronicles.
Top Lobster
Wow. That's right. It's called Chronicles. NDS C H R O N I C L E S N D S. You could talk to us there, send us your spooky stories there. Yeah, we'll just say hi to Nancy.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's true. Does Nancy have the. The login for that?
Top Lobster
She. She does. She's there.
David Lee Corbo
Funny.
Top Lobster
So, yeah. Say nice things.
David Lee Corbo
Give her a raise, huh?
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Big black balls. That's not what BBB stands for, Kate. It's. It's big bank business. It's big bank business. All right.
Top Lobster
Yes. And we're off to it. So that'll do it.
David Lee Corbo
That'll be. That'll do it. Is a oblong box in the corner of the room.
Top Lobster
It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. You can persuade what they see with their eyes is what there is to.
David Lee Corbo
See because they'll in the face of an expedition that portrays bigger picture of.
Top Lobster
What and they have.
Nephilim Death Squad - Episode 016: NDS Chronicles - Matthew 15:11
Release Date: April 25, 2025
Host/Authors: TopLobsta Productions (Top Lobster and David Lee Corbo)
Description: Exploring conspiracies through a Biblical lens, featuring paranormal testimonies and diverse discussions ranging from ancient myths to modern mental health issues.
The episode begins with Top Lobster and David Lee Corbo dismissing commercial interruptions, emphasizing their disdain for traditional advertisements. They introduce "NDS Chronicles," a segment dedicated to reading and analyzing submitted paranormal testimonies.
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Top Lobster and David discuss the lack of recent feedback from their audience regarding recent content changes. They encourage listeners to continue supporting the podcast through Patreon, highlighting the benefits of becoming a supporter, such as ad-free experiences and early access to episodes.
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The hosts delve into a detailed account of a listener-submitted dream or paranormal experience titled "The Moon is Cleansing." The narrative describes vivid imagery of the moon being battered by waves, the appearance of a dogman, and the subsequent tragedy of the listener's apartment burning down, resulting in the loss of his girlfriend.
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The conversation shifts to personal experiences with mental health challenges and critique of the medical industry's handling of psychiatric treatments. Top Lobster shares his struggles with his son's autism, attributing it to medical interventions like vaccines and pharmaceuticals. They express deep distrust towards medical professionals and discuss alternative healing methods.
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The hosts explore themes of spirituality and esoteric knowledge, referencing Kabbalah and personal experiences with DMT (Dimethyltryptamine). They discuss the impact of meditation, breathing techniques, and the pursuit of spiritual enlightenment through altered states of consciousness.
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The discussion turns towards conspiracy theories, media manipulation, and the influence of figures like Joe Rogan and Aubrey Marcus. The hosts critique mainstream media, voice their skepticism about popular influencers, and highlight their preference for independent research over established narratives.
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As the episode wraps up, Top Lobster and David Lee Corbo encourage listeners to submit their paranormal testimonies and engage with the podcast through various platforms, including their new email channel for "NDS Chronicles." They also promote supporting fellow podcasters and discuss upcoming guest appearances.
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Note: The hosts' conversational style includes informal language and slang, reflecting their unique approach to discussing complex and sensitive topics.