017: NDS Chronicles - Spinal

Summary

Podcast Summary: Nephilim Death Squad - Episode 017: NDS Chronicles - Spinal

Release Date: April 28, 2025
Hosts: Top Lobster and David Lee Corbo
Duration: Approximately 1 hour 40 minutes

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1. Introduction & Patreon Promotion

The episode begins with Top Lobster (00:01) expressing frustration over societal manipulation by authority figures, hinting at broader conspiracies involving entities like the Nephilim. David Lee Corbo (00:51) introduces himself as "the Raven" and promotes the podcast's Patreon page, highlighting exclusive, ad-free content available to supporters after the 30-minute mark.

Notable Quote:

David Lee Corbo (00:57): "Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony."

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2. Discussion About Former Co-host (Jay)

The hosts delve into their history with a former co-host, Jay, who is portrayed as both a fan and a skeptic of their beliefs. David Lee Corbo (02:10) recounts a phone conversation where Jay doubts the authenticity of their paranormal discussions, labeling believers as paranoid and schizophrenic. This segment underscores the tension between open-minded exploration of conspiracies and skepticism.

Notable Quote:

David Lee Corbo (03:31): "It's a fascinating conversation because I don't think he thinks that I believe in this stuff."

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3. Revisiting Old Show Segments

Top Lobster (04:14) and David Lee Corbo (04:30) reminisce about their previous show, DJ VW, discussing past set designs and costumes. They humorously evaluate old audio clips, reflecting on how their earlier work blends humor with paranormal topics.

Notable Quote:

David Lee Corbo (08:09): "The hat man away from your soul door. Keep the hat man at bay."

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4. Listener Stories: Night Terrors & Paranormal Experiences

The hosts transition to reading listener-submitted paranormal testimonies. Kate shares intense experiences of night terrors and encounters with dark entities, illustrating the show's focus on blending Biblical perspectives with paranormal phenomena.

Notable Quote:

Kate (13:17): "Every time I would wake up from a night terror screaming, it felt like something very dark was in the room."

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5. Security Camera Anomalies

David Lee Corbo (15:17) recounts a story from a listener who discovered eerie anomalies through security camera footage, including orbs and unexplained movements during sleep, raising questions about unseen supernatural activities.

Notable Quote:

David Lee Corbo (16:13): "If you look at the position of her shoulders, they're not pitched in a way that looks like she's holding up."

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6. Autism Epidemic and Social Commentary

Linda Catarino's submission discusses the challenges of the autism epidemic, criticizing societal and governmental responses. The hosts engage in a conversation about the implications of viewing autism as a "gift," highlighting the struggles faced by families.

Notable Quote:

David Lee Corbo (31:25): "The autism epidemic is a ticking bomb. Not a popular notion."

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7. Upcoming Bohemian Grove Event

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to promoting an upcoming event at the Tropic Theater in Leesburg, Florida (30:27). The hosts announce performances by comedians like Sam Tripoli and Owen Benjamin, emphasizing their intent to gather conspiracy content creators and supporters for networking and entertainment.

Notable Quote:

David Lee Corbo (36:35): "They're going to be sold out. And we want our people, the dangerous."

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8. Personal Stories: Wrestling Injuries and Recovery

Top Lobster (84:42) shares a harrowing personal experience of breaking his back during wrestling, detailing the physical and emotional toll it took. The discussion touches on medical mistrust and the challenges of overcoming severe injuries.

Notable Quote:

Top Lobster (85:56): "Doctor said I need a bacchiotomy."

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9. Microdosing and Mental Health

The conversation shifts to David Lee Corbo's (86:05) use of medical marijuana and microdosing psychedelics as coping mechanisms for pain and mental distress. He reflects on how these substances aided his recovery and altered his perception of reality.

Notable Quote:

David Lee Corbo (86:06): "He really enjoyed it. Not high at all. For the first time in over a year, I could feel my toes."

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10. Meditation, Spirituality, and Metatron

Top Lobster (90:56) discusses spiritual concepts, specifically Metatron, an angelic figure from mystical writings. The hosts explore the intersections of spirituality, Biblical lore, and paranormal entities, questioning the origins and intentions behind such beings.

Notable Quote:

Top Lobster (93:21): "Metatron, which is interesting. Like, unprompted. If you don't know what that is."

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11. Closing Remarks and Future Content

As the episode nears its end, the hosts tease future interviews and episodes, encouraging listeners to engage via Patreon for more in-depth discussions. They maintain their characteristic blend of humor and serious discourse, concluding with lighthearted banter.

Notable Quote:

David Lee Corbo (99:56): "One, two, three. By the way, I'd rather be stalked than banged."

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Conclusion

Episode 017 of Nephilim Death Squad offers a deep dive into personal hardships, listener-submitted paranormal experiences, and upcoming community events. Top Lobster and David Lee Corbo balance serious conspiracy discussions with humorous exchanges, fostering an engaging environment for listeners interested in Biblical conspiracies and the paranormal.

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Note: This summary has been crafted to respect community guidelines by paraphrasing or omitting explicit language and sensitive content while conveying the essence of the discussion.

Transcript

[Top Lobster]

Top Lobster Productions. We are being hypnotized by people like this. News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people. The chasm between what we're told is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Going on and what is really going.

[Top Lobster]

On is absolutely enormous. Oh yeah, dude, dude, there's some Nephilim.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like we all know what's going down but no one's saying to what happened to the home of the Braves and everybody's just walking around heading the closet won't awaken to a dead in the grave finally too late we need to be ready to raise up welcome to the end of day Everybody is slaves Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in their hands. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven that is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. Before we get into today's episode, I want to remind all of the pores that this is a 30 minute preview only. Sometime around the 30 minute mark, we'll be going live exclusively to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad where you can continue enjoying this episode, sounding off in the live chat and, and enjoying an ad free viewing experience. You could do it all for free. That's right. There's a seven day free trial. But you guys know that I say it every episode. And so yeah, if you haven't joined.

[Top Lobster]

At this point, yeah, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you're just hearing about it, maybe you're just seeing the show.

[David Lee Corbo]

Maybe that's true. Yeah. So sign [e-mail] backslash Nephilim Death Squad. Enjoy an ad free experience and sign up for free. Absorb as much content as you can and then get out of here. But please don't, please don't, please stay, please enjoy the content and then decide that you want to pay for it. You can make that decision over on patreon.com backslash nephilim death squad. All right guys, speaking of, let's talk.

[Top Lobster]

About the people that don't know about the show. Or I guess we didn't know. I didn't know that they knew about the show, but apparently they do. Your former co host.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes, yes.

[Top Lobster]

So he's, he's a fan or.

[David Lee Corbo]

I just got off the phone with.

[Top Lobster]

My former co host or hater of the show. I'm trying to.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think he's a Fan. He's a fan of. Of me.

[Top Lobster]

A fader.

[David Lee Corbo]

No. Yeah, yeah. I would say he's a mixture of it, right? He's a fan of me. Right. He loves me, loves my family, but he doesn't understand how I believe in the things that we talk about on the show. In fact, what he said to me was, you don't believe in what you say on the show. Because if you did, the people who believe that sort of thing, they live in locked rooms with the walls painted black. You know what I mean? Like, they live in rooms where the sun doesn't shine in. And they're so paranoid and schizophrenic. And I go, no, I've not had a problem with any of this information for almost fucking two decades. Almost two decades. In the beginning, I had a problem with the information. And in the beginning, I might have been a guy who looked through his blinds a lot to see who was parked outside his house. But I've since moved on from that for. For quite a long time. And so it was a fascinating conversation because I don't think he thinks that I believe in this stuff. And. And so his. His contention is how in the world. Oh, there we go.

[Top Lobster]

He's calling your bullshit. All right.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my old co host, Jay. And that's the old show that I used to do. That was the early days of it. That was our first studio. And then we had a second studio.

[Top Lobster]

Fucking rob somebody.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

In the.

[David Lee Corbo]

I've always been very off putting.

[Top Lobster]

Like, I wouldn't be afraid of you. I just be like, this guy's gonna rob me, but it's gonna be annoying.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's gonna be gay about it. There's gonna be a lot of gay.

[Top Lobster]

He's gonna touch my butt. Like when he couldn't grab my wallet but touch my butt on the way out.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's. It was. It was. I went through a phase and I guess I never stopped going to the face because I still dress like a. But. But if you think it's bad now and what you've seen on Nephilim Death Squad, DJ VW was a whole nother bag. In fact, if you guys want a stranger, what's that like?

[Top Lobster]

You got a lot of cool shit. You have like a thimble or. I don't know what that is. It's like a little cup with.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, it's a fucking. Like a Tibetan sound bowl. For whatever reason, he decored a lot of this set. Like, you know, the Optimus prime was him. I still have that. That luchador mask. Actually, I still currently have it.

[Top Lobster]

I was gonna say we need that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, I still have that. And then everything. Oh, I still have that Cobra. That's by.

[Top Lobster]

Can we listen to this? Let's listen to it.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, let's not. I don't want to listen to.

[Top Lobster]

Come on, guys. We're gonna listen to it.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is going to. Okay, welcome.

[Top Lobster]

He still got that shirt.

[David Lee Corbo]

Thank God I had that one yet. Oh, that was a good track versus the world, obviously. Young and tight. The boy is dripping. Ah, Jiu jitsu bite. Do that, Dave. The third stage is where you remove. But I love that.

[Top Lobster]

I love the variation of outfits that you're.

[David Lee Corbo]

If we're looking. I used to. I used to care more about the set, the decor, and the outfits than. Than anything else. I used to have to buy an outfit for every episode. You know how crazy that is?

[Top Lobster]

What are we talking about today? Like, talk?

[David Lee Corbo]

I can't. I don't know. I'm busy shopping. I'm shopping right now for a new outfit for new sneakers. And. And it's actually warming my heart. Top. To see you go through the sneaker phase. Because on that show that we're looking at, I went through the sneaker phase. Those are dope. Those are really dope. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It's like, how could I not? This is like, again, I got. But I got these for, like, fucking no. $35.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah. Michael McArdle says raven dresses like a hipster faggot. I didn't think I dressed like one. I was one and still am. Very many, in very many ways.

[Top Lobster]

The implications of that are much worse.

[David Lee Corbo]

Was that.

[Top Lobster]

That you were one, not just dressing like one.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, well, I mean, that's the truth. I'm just being honest here.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. See, like my wife said, you're dressing like a. I'll just say it because we'll bleep it out. You're dressing like a nigger. So there's actually a funny story. I went to the bank to open up the bank account. Remember that whole thing?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, big bank business, baby.

[Top Lobster]

Big bank business, baby.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hold on.

[Top Lobster]

We'll come back to Dave and Jay and a lady that was opening my bank account. She turned out to be racist, which was cool. Very racist. Against Spanish people, which. I'm like, you're seeing my last name here, but you don't care. And I was like, this is pretty cool base.

[David Lee Corbo]

I. Yeah, I enjoy that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was cool. It's fine. We made fun of Mexicans and Spanish people. Yada, yada, right? But it turns out that she herself was Jamaican. And then despicably hit it off. Yeah, yeah, we hit it off. I told her about Jamaica. I told her about the places I visited, about the roads that they didn't really have erected and shit like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

And the running water infrastructure that didn't exist.

[Top Lobster]

And yeah, yeah, she was like, yeah, Mom. So totally on. On the same page. Totally agree. Damn, son, that's a. That's a harsh one. And we're going to keep that. That comment from Scott in the private, private chat, which you would be in if you were paying money.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's right. You guys can't see what Scott, I just got private. Private chat.

[Top Lobster]

I just got doxed in the private chat.

[David Lee Corbo]

I. I don't want to revisit memory Lane because that's not what this show is about.

[Top Lobster]

We're gonna finish this. No, we're gonna finish, but I'm just saying, listen, I opened up the bank account with this lady. She's Jamaican. And then I'm like, damn, how many times have we said the N word? Or crazy slurs. Oh, yeah, and whatever. She'll watch the show. But it's a comedy show story. That means a comedy show. Sort of. We take it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Look, I'll tell you what sophisticated ignorance says. What three letter agency do you all work for? If you're asking? Back in the day when I was on DJ vw, clearly the three letter agency was bet.

[Top Lobster]

He works for the G A. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

The G A, Y. With a little bit of bet on the side. Yeah, I have a subcontracted.

[Top Lobster]

All right, we gotta. I gotta finish this because this is actually a dope like highlight reel. I want to watch the show now.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a chain. Yeah, I'm a competitor. I'm pulling jack moves. You're. You're Jack. And dude, hey, that would. That would keep the hat man away from your soul door. Keep the hat man at bay.

[Top Lobster]

All right, so you're talking about the hat man.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I would try to, but then this fucking vanilla gorilla would. Would just. He would go, no, we're not talking about that shit. That's all retarded and gay. So if we ever did talk about it, it was strictly.

[Top Lobster]

You're right. Look at your face. Look, look. You just said something about the hat man. Watch, watch. And then.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, and you could see the pain in my eyes. It looks like the meme of that old guy who's smiling but not with his eyes.

[Top Lobster]

Let's watch it again. This is actually kind of funny. Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo]

The hat man away from your soul door. Keep the hat man at bay. Hope your mom.

[Top Lobster]

Your face was like pure agony.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah. He's like, I can't hide that. I notice I do a really bad job of, like. If I'm trying to hide my facial expression, my eyes, they let you see it.

[Top Lobster]

I like this. Oh, it's only 30 more seconds, guys. We could do this, right? Yeah, it's fine.

[David Lee Corbo]

I hope your mom gets in a car accident. The youngest and the tightest. Everyone else is old with arthritis. Our touch, touch, touch is the Midas thought babies came out of buttholes. I could see that. Unbelievable. You're making us look bad. Are you okay? As always. I'm J. He's Dave. And we're out.

[Top Lobster]

Bye.

[David Lee Corbo]

Bye. Love you.

[Top Lobster]

Wow, it's. I mean, it's a pretty cool show.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was. It was something. Yeah. Milhouse Huff's piss says soul door equals butthole. That was kind of a bit that we had going on because I tried to share that was at the time where I had that really harrowing demonic experience, and I tried to share that, and it just devolved into a comedy bit. And then basically it was like, remember, right in the story, there's, like, knocking happening.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And the joke was it was knocking on my soul door. And then soul door. Yes, became a euphemism for butthole. So the whole thing devolved into just me getting raped by a demon at night, which was not.

[Top Lobster]

We bring this up. We brought this up because he's like, how do you believe in this and still be a normal, functioning person? It was like, well, he's not really. You know, we're not really normal functioning people. Yeah, I understand what you're even asking.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I think really what he's asking is if you believed in this, how are you not gripped by horror at all moments of the day? I think more or less what he's asking.

[Top Lobster]

We kind of are. But. Yeah, Jay, we use our overwhelming sense of humor and charm.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

And good looks and.

[David Lee Corbo]

And new sneaker collection.

[Top Lobster]

Look at this. Shiny. Come on, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

Honestly, if Jay sees this, he's gonna be jealous, because Jay was a big fan of the Jordan ones.

[Top Lobster]

These are from the One Dog.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wait a second. Wait a second. I'm not gonna lie. Jay had the. The Ben and Jerry dunks.

[Top Lobster]

Those are fucking crazy. Like the drippy shit. Yeah, dude, come on. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

He had the Ben and Jerry S.B. dunk.

[Top Lobster]

So open in, you know, I mean, we're starting up TLC again. I Told Dave I won't do it. I'm not doing another show.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, no. I don't want to co host. All right? I want to. I want. I want fucking me and the people. I don't want anybody getting in my fucking way. All right, can we start this. Let's start this one to three in the chat.

[Top Lobster]

If you want to see TLC with a co host.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, you don't want to see TLC with a co host. Don't say 3, 2, 1. If top is an insufferable Puerto Rican piece of shit, go. Let's go to fucking right here. This. This. This story that we have, because this is Kate. This is Kate, who is anti species in the chat, which is not. It's a little bit more than a soft doxing.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, they don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

What I just did, they were saying.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they don't want to fuck.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, you don't want nobody. Nobody wants that. They want. They want fucking. They. You're a Puerto Rican asshole. And they want TLC to be solo Dolo, baby.

[Top Lobster]

But do you guys like when I pop into tlc sometimes it's nice when.

[David Lee Corbo]

You stop by, but that's like, if, you know, you stop by it and you go, oh, good, but you got to go now.

[Top Lobster]

But if I live there, you'd be.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, no, that would be too much. Yeah, but if you just stop by randomly, like, oh, what a pleasant surprise. You've got 15 minutes before. This isn't pleasant anymore.

[Top Lobster]

This is my shit.

[David Lee Corbo]

My shit. Get the fuck out of here. All right, all right, we're going on to Kate. I'm going to start reading tlc. But Top only. Honestly, if you did top line cleanse, it would be very funny. It would be confusing for the audience because I would still do timeline cleanse. Both shows called dlc, you don't know what you're getting in for when you click on it. You don't know if it's me or you. All right, this story, like I said, comes from Kate. Anti Species is one of our very own dangerous retards. I hope she's in the chat. It doesn't look like she's in the chat. I like when the people are here watching us read their stories. It feels nice, but hopefully she'll catch this later on. So I'm gonna start it off. It says my story could be explained away by. Oh, dude, you know what? We have to remember to tell the people about Bohemian Grove before we cancel at the 30 minute mark.

[Top Lobster]

Sorry, Kate. Sorry.

[David Lee Corbo]

Just remember. Just remember before we go to leave them, we'll explain. Okay?

[Top Lobster]

Did you write something? He wrote something down in his book that doesn't matter at all.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, this isn't even a book. This is John 3, 16, 17 that I keep on my desk.

[Top Lobster]

For God so love the world that he told everybody about Bohemian Grove.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I just keep it here. I didn't write on it. I thought it was my notebook for a second, but it's not. Okay, so Kate. Dick dude says dude. That's funny. Dick Dudes was another name of my shows was Does Dick Dudes. I did a show called Dick Dudes.

[Top Lobster]

Incredible.

[David Lee Corbo]

Clearly somebody knows the lore here. Okay, My story could be explained away as simple bad dreams. So forgive me if it's not creepy enough, but I figured I'd send it anyway. That's not a good start.

[Top Lobster]

Kate.

[David Lee Corbo]

Never sell yourself short. If anything, lie to us. We do it to you. Since I was a toddler, I'd have. I've had horrific night terrors. And if I'm not mistaken, I don't want to dox her anymore. But she lives in a place where I'm like, okay, yeah, that night terrors make a lot of sense. Maybe she'll say, she says it, we'll talk about it. I don't want to dox her because she's already known as anti speciesist as Kate. If I say where she's from, it's gonna. They're no hurt. You know, they know exactly where she is. Okay, so since I was a toddler, I'd have horrific night terrors. I don't often remember the basis of the dream. I just remember feeling the dread upon waking up and screaming, excuse me. The feeling of dread cannot be accurately described because it's so horribly terrifying. There really isn't a word for it. Yes, agreed. That that sense of terror when it comes to a night terror or a sleep paralysis thing is it far exceeds a normal biological function of terror.

[Top Lobster]

I think saying all the things we like. Kate, keep going.

[David Lee Corbo]

Saying the right stuff. You should have never started with, this isn't good. Because this is already good. Every time I would wake up from a night terror screaming, it felt like something very dark was in the room. No, not a black person, but a dark entity. That's good. That is good that it's not a black person. The feeling of the room when I would wake up would be so heavy and my body would be hyperventilating, shaking and just sheer terror. Uncontrollable sobbing. That's fucking terrible. Anyways, as I grew into an adult. I do remember a few night terrors that I will share for the sake of entertainment. Side note, when I was 10 or so, my sibling called out for my dad, stating he had something sitting and pushing on his chest. My dad, being a badass, got out the Bible and demanded, in the name of Jesus that it leave the house. Then a red light came out of my sibling's chest, shot out the window, hit a tree, and shot down the street. Whoa.

[Top Lobster]

Did. Who saw that? Did your dad see that?

[David Lee Corbo]

Who saw that? Are you lying to us?

[Top Lobster]

You lying?

[David Lee Corbo]

Are you lying? By the way, I just. I have a picture. I don't know if you saw it. Top. The chick that works over here at, like, my local convenience store knows that I do a podcast, and she told me that she had a picture of an orb with a hand coming out of it. And the hand is lifting up her blanket while she's sleeping. And she sent me the picture.

[Top Lobster]

And pull that up, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, pull that up because it's fascinating. Yeah, so if you make that full. Oh, I gotta make it full screen. You can see she's just laying there. This is from a. She's got a security camera in her living room. And the story goes that she gets into an argument with her boyfriend, and she goes on her security camera to prove her point, and then ends up coming across a couple of frames where in one frame, everything's normal. The blankets laid across her chest and she's sleeping. In the next frame, the blanket is still down, but there's an orb hovering over her body.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, she. She was telling her boyfriend, like, that she wasn't out cheating or something like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. Who knows? It couldn't even. It might have been much more innocuous than that. She was just setting it out to prove a point and stumbled upon this. And in the third frame, there is. Now the orb has. It looks like something's coming straight out of the center of it. And what's interesting is if you look at the position of her shoulders, it doesn't look like she's holding up. Sam Tripoli said she's masturbating. I said, no, that's not what's happening. Sam Tripley. But if you look at her shoulders, they're not pitched in a way that looks like she's holding up. And then clearly, it looks like the point of contact on the blanket is directly correlated with the fucking orb.

[Top Lobster]

It's pinched. It's like it's pinch up, dude. That's weird.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I asked her, because Basically, if you don't pay for your security camera streaming service, all you get is still frames. It'll send you screenshots when it detects movement.

[Top Lobster]

So why she was poor?

[David Lee Corbo]

I asked her why you're so fucking poor. She's sleeping in a camper. She's sleeping on the sofa of a camper. Very poor. But. But I mean, I'll give it to her. That is a very strange photo.

[Top Lobster]

So how did this come up? So you're just getting people like your ex. Co host. You're getting.

[David Lee Corbo]

I love my job, dude. Because what happens? And you get the same thing. It's like people send you insane. And sometimes it's like, you know, inconsequential. Sometimes it's like, damn, this is some funky. What the. And this is kind of one of those moments where I asked her, I said, well, what about the frames before it? And she's like, the three images that I got were. And then the OR blasted what I think was mostly piss across. Mostly, man, 90% of its piss. And. Oh my God. Yeah, I don't know. Z man with the banger really threw me for a loop there. So, yeah, I don't know. It's a cool picture and it's very strange. And she says that she only got three frames. The, the. The. The security camera center one of before. And then the movement that it caught of the orb and then this, this frame. And so. And they're only like as far as the time frame goes of night. It's only like a few seconds away from each other.

[Top Lobster]

Whoa.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, there's very.

[Top Lobster]

She can pay to get the video, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

She who pay to get the video?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, like, you know, like pay. Pay them to get the full video of.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, I don't know. Maybe, maybe. I know it's from years ago, though. Oh, yeah, yeah. This wasn't a recent development. She just told me she had a crazy picture and she had to hunt it down because she tried sending it to like other. Another content creator that she follows on Tick Tock that does spooky stuff. And they just never. Merkel.

[Top Lobster]

Never answer her.

[David Lee Corbo]

Never answered up many such cases. Okay, let's. Let's get back into this here. So the red light came out of my sibling's chest, shot out the window, hit a tree and shot down the street. And then she goes. My stories aren't as interesting, but. Oh, well, that was a good story. At 15, I would be sleeping and wake up with my bed vibrating, shaking violently. I would hear footsteps coming towards my bed as this would Happen. And I swear I could see the carpet indenting as they walked towards my bed. Another time at that age, I saw a dead, long, creepy finger curl around my cracked bedroom door and just kind of hang out there. I don't remember what happened after that, if I went to sleep or what. That's interesting. That's interesting. It's some of the things that they do, right? Like you have an entity. You're 15 years old, and this thing lets its long, creepy finger wrap around your open door so that you could see it, and then it just hangs out there. It's very weird. And I know it's. It's strange, too, that you go, well, why wouldn't you react? Why would you just go to sleep? But when you hear about these stories, a lot of times that's what ends up happening. It's like. And I was really fucking scared. Then I fell asleep and woke up in the morning.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, people usually just like. So anyway.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, so anyway. Or. Or I pulled a blanket over my head and I basically stay in that state of mind until the fucking sun comes up.

[Top Lobster]

That actually works.

[David Lee Corbo]

It does work.

[Top Lobster]

That's Top Lops's dog, man. If you don't see it, doesn't exist.

[David Lee Corbo]

Shout out. By the way, convenience store bitch says, fuck you, Raven.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, shit.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, okay. Not nice. Guy says, what's wrong with Raven's mic? He sounds like he's on the radio. Does my mic sound weird to anybody? It might be my voice sounds a little cracking today.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I mean, no more annoying than usual, but normal to me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, it's like I got like, a little bit of, like, a raspiness going on. Okay. Boom, boom, boom. So now she goes on to say, when I was 17, I slips. I sliced open my knee. Sleep running into a glass door. Holy shit. That's crazy. At 17 years old, man. She says, I don't know why I was running. I was just terrified. Damn. So you woke up running and ran through a glass panel?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't think women should, like, run.

[Top Lobster]

Should. Just shouldn't. Yeah, anything.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's a good blanket. Usually generalities aren't, but, like, generally. Yeah, shouldn't woman.

[Top Lobster]

Shouldn't you fill in the rest?

[David Lee Corbo]

Right. Whatever it is, I could almost guarantee you she shouldn't. At 19, I was in a hotel with my family on a trip. I went to sleep on a rollaway bed and had a dream that I was going to be attacked by this man. I started running from him, and out of nowhere, I got hit in the face with a bat by another man. Sounds like you were just fucking trafficked. Little did I know I was running in real life. So I slammed my face into the hotel door frame and broke my nose so badly I needed surgery.

[Top Lobster]

Oh my God. Now I gotta look at cuz I know she has a picture of herself up here.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's so funny. I mean. Hey, by the way, is Nancy here? Why do we fucking pay her? She can't even show up to executive produce this show as we're doing it. This is insane. I can't believe Nancy's not here.

[Top Lobster]

I guess I could sort of see where you had the surgery, Kate. That's fucked, man. That's.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's cool.

[Top Lobster]

I probably needed surgery. I broke my nose a bunch of.

[David Lee Corbo]

Times, but your nose does look wonky.

[Top Lobster]

It sucks. I can't breathe. One side.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that one's not good. That one's nice.

[Top Lobster]

That's good. No, you hear that?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it is all sounds all nasty. And I think that's kind of more common.

[Top Lobster]

It was like I had it broken like three or four man, maybe five times.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was gonna say it's more common than you think. And for some reason I got hung up on the idea that like maybe Top doesn't think it's not common.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know how common it is. I've gotten punched in the face a lot, so I guess that's pretty common. If you were getting punched, that'll.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it'll. Matt, it'll mess up your shit. All right, let's. Let's finish this up here. So. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. As I slammed into the door frame, I was overcome with intense dread and terror. I for some reason thought that my night shirt was the man putting a bag over my head. And I ripped my shirt over my head. I was slightly awake, but hardly. And with blood pouring down my face and chest, I started screaming. You don't understand. I need Jesus right now. I need Jesus. I need Jesus. Dude, imagine taking your family on vacation and your fucking 17 year old daughter bursts out of bed, runs face first into the wall twice, and then whips her tits out and starts screaming, I need Jesus.

[Top Lobster]

Honestly, as a father thinking about it now, it's embarrassing. Just kind of. I'd be like, I don't even know this girl, bro.

[David Lee Corbo]

Just fucking. Oh my God, man, what a horrifying thing. I hope they're in a separate room because no, no father wants to see their 17 year old daughter's tits. And then never mind the fact that it's three in the morning and she's covered in blood.

[Top Lobster]

Oh my God. What a.

[David Lee Corbo]

Just images of Carrie. Is that the name of the movie where she gets covered in blood or like Rosemary's Baby? I don't know, maybe I'm conflating the two, but that's not good. That's like you wake up and you are waist deep in a haunting.

[Top Lobster]

Damn. It's. It's crazy. So this idea of like she's in sleep paralysis, but then that's mixed with. What do they call this? Sleepwalking?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah. You ever see somebody sleepwalk?

[Top Lobster]

No, but it's. I could imagine that it's horrific because you can't really control them. You can't wake them up. You have to kind of.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, you're not supposed to. I heard.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know why.

[David Lee Corbo]

Apparently they could freak out. But I've been around one person sleepwalking one time and.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, wait up. I have been around people sleepwalking. My son. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, he sleepwalks.

[Top Lobster]

Not anymore. This was like, honestly, when we had him in Florida, even before that, he would wake up with like a night night terror screaming up, but not there. And it's. When I tell you, horrific. It's fucking horrific where he's like just snot coming down his nose and like. But he's easy to control because he's little.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And thank God that that stopped because like that was like right around the time we were detoxing him heavily for like the heavy metals and that shit was happening a lot.

[David Lee Corbo]

Imagine it happening to a 17 year old. I mean, you may not think a 17 year old chick is strong, but imagine trying to wrangle her at three in the morning while she's covered in blood and she's freaking out.

[Top Lobster]

Imagine if she's retarded. Like, could be.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. She got that retard strength too. When I was younger, I had this, this chick that was my. Probably one of the only chicks in my life that was like an actual friend, you know, like not somebody that I was trying to date or some shit like that. And I was hanging out with her and, and I was staying over her house and we decided that we were going to drink a pot of coffee, you know, like real late into the night. We're going to pull an all nighter. That's the kind of teenage age that we were at where it's like we're going to fucking pull an all nighter. And that was like a big deal. And she's got a little brother, like 1:00 in the morning, her little brother comes out and he just walks into the living room where we are. And I remember going like, hey, what's up? And he's fucking non responsive and his eyes are closed. And I'm like, this is crazy. And he starts like waddling away and just boom. Walk straight into the wall. And then he backs up and he like, adjusts his aim. You know those little collapsible folding TV tables? Yeah, he. There's one of those stacked up against the wall. He now beelines for that. Boom. Slams into it. The fucking. The table falls over and I'm like, for sure that's gonna wake him up? Because it claps. Doesn't wake him up. And we get up, we start following this kid. Like, where is he going? What is he doing? And he walks over to the bathroom and he just pisses all over the door. He just pisses all over the door. He just, you know, his back is to us so we can't see, but he just whips his out and pisses all over the bathroom door.

[Top Lobster]

Close enough.

[David Lee Corbo]

Pulls his pants up, goes back to sleep. It was honestly the funniest thing I'd ever seen in my life. So not what Kate has going on over here. She says my whole family, including my dad and brother, woke up and saw me topless, sobbing and bloody. Awkward. Dude. See, I was right. That is horrifying. That's so horrifying. Oh, my God. Hotel security knocked and my brother, who was nearby on the couch, answers shirtless. We were all sleeping. No reason to clarify that. And I was in the background screaming, topless and bloody. Whoa. Safe to say it looked really bad to hotel security. Holy shit. That is really problematic. That's. That's like catch a case type shit.

[Top Lobster]

You cannot. How do you explain that to cps?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. She goes, my dad, mom, sister and brother assured him I was okay and just having a night terror. And they were going, all right, fucking if you say so.

[Top Lobster]

Imagine if it was just like, just your dad.

[David Lee Corbo]

They still. Oh, yeah, they still harken back to that tight. Doesn't work there anymore. But he goes, remember that time we saw that girl getting trafficked and we didn't do anything? It was crazy. Like, I'm pretty damn sure that she wasn't having a night terror. She says that was a bad one. At about 21, I was dating someone and sleeping over his house where his brother and fiance also lived. I woke up, I saw three men in lab coats walk in looking at me like a specimen. They proceeded to hold me down and try to inject me with things to test on me. In this reality, I was screaming, no, no, no, no. And my boyfriend was shaking me, trying to wake me up through his head. His hands were the lab coat guy. No, I'm sorry, though. In my head, his hands were the lab coat guy. So I took his hand and bit him and drew blood. And he broke up with me after that. I love the way she ends that too. Not a like, bye, guys. Just. He broke up with me after that and then he left.

[Top Lobster]

So. He left me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Holy. Dude. Honestly, so. So I. I guess I will dox Anti Species this a little bit more because it's. It's. I think it's relevant to the conversation. And I wonder if this was the.

[Top Lobster]

Case back lives now.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, she lives in Alaska. And I don't remember if you remember the movie or I don't know, rather if you remember the movie the Fourth Kind with Mila Jovovich, but yeah, it was all about alien abductions, but in a very concentrated area in Anchorage, Alaska, where. Where apparently, statistically speaking, there is a disproportionate amount of UFO sightings and abduction testimony coming out of Anchorage, Alaska. So. Yeah, yeah. And. And the Fourth kind was based off of real events where one of the local psychiatrists stumbled upon this. You know, it was like, basically they have somebody. They're. They're talking to them and. And they start talking about these nightmares that they're having. Then she talks to somebody else, and they're talking about a nightmare, but they're all talking about a white owl. And she becomes very curious. She's like, what the fuck is going on? Like, every. All of my patients are talking about nightmares and white owls, and then she ends up stumbling upon some really horrifying shit. There she is. Go follow Anti Species. She's awesome. Yeah, she has just doxing the fuck out of her.

[Top Lobster]

Don't watch dot org. I don't know what this is, but I kind of want to watch it now.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, shit. What the fuck you got going on over there?

[Top Lobster]

I guess we'll watch a little bit of it. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

What do you see? Animal agriculture is a multi billion dollar industry controlled by some of. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anti species.

[Top Lobster]

This is vegan industry rooted in lies.

[David Lee Corbo]

Secrecy, and animal abuse.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so this is like our schools a vegan thing or like it's like.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, vegan propaganda. She's trying to propagandize us. This is actually. Oh, get that out of here. We're watching. No, you can't have that on the screen. That's crazy. Yeah. She's a vegan. She's one of the few vegans that I like. She's all right. She gets the pass. All right, so let's go on to. I guess this is. This was part one. There's honestly, some really great stories.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Cool stories. It reminded me of this story with that girl Linda. What she was saying today. She actually brought up a good point, Linda Catarino, that you sent me this one here where she. She's basically. She said they want to gaslight us into believing that this is a gift.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Where this kid almost, like, chokes his mother to death because he's kind of, like, upset a little bit, and she's got to calm him down.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. So who is this that's saying this? Go scroll back up, Linda. What is this the chick from Mostly Peaceful Latinas?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, this is. Yeah, that's her.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like her because obviously we've been talking about the whole autism thing and how they've been trying to present it as this gift or this next step in evolution. Right. And. And I like that she is saying, like, no, it's not the case, man.

[Top Lobster]

It's.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's horrifying. Look what happens to him when she dies. Who's going to look after these children? The autism epidemic is a ticking bomb. Not a popular notion.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. No, it is crazy when you see, like, a. A kid with extreme autism and his dad's, like, 80, you know, you're like, oh, my God.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Happened to this guy. Like. And. And you should see here. You could see some of the. The responses. Oh, well, actually, hold on. This is actually.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh. Oh. I want to make a correction. Curtis says a lot of people go missing in Nome, Alaska. And I think it's Nome that was the center of it.

[Top Lobster]

My God.

[David Lee Corbo]

Apple be store.

[Top Lobster]

It's. It's sad.

[David Lee Corbo]

Not good.

[Top Lobster]

What did they say? Somebody said. Somebody said, like, they were like, oh, well, there's actually, you know, stupid. There's places that we can put them, like, homes. It's like, oh, my God. Are you kidding me, dude? Well, someone in the comments. I can't even find it now, but yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I just don't understand. It's the same thing we had yesterday. We were talking about. We were on Dangerous with Clint, and we were mentioning something, and everybody in the comments was like, why the fuck are you saying this, man? What was it? It was very similar. It was very similar situation. I forgot what it was, but people are retarded, and that's really the takeaway. So let's get into. I don't think. I don't see part two from Kate. Anti species is right. No. So we're going to go to Nick.

[Top Lobster]

Nick. Nick. From January. From March.

[David Lee Corbo]

March 18th. No, no. Is it March? Yeah, March 18th. Okay. You want to take this one away?

[Top Lobster]

Sure. Like so many before, please don't say my name on here.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Top Lobster]

Wait a second. Oh, my God.

[David Lee Corbo]

You got soft docks, baby.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I'm so sorry, guys. Why do you write to us? But if you do want to write to us, don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

We have a new email. Chronicles NDS gmail.com.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, Chronicles, NDS gmail.com Send us your stuff. And if you don't want to be docs, don't put your name. Also before we kill the stream because it's now 36 minutes, we got to stop going live to all these people who are freeloading who don't want to be on patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad, where they can continue enjoying this conversation and they can enjoy it for free. But before we go, I'm going to take advantage of this bigger audience and I'm going to say that. I don't know if you guys have heard, but Bohemian Grove is a go. It is at the Tropic theater in Leesburg, June 20th through the 21st. The first night is being headlined by Sam Tripoli, and we're gonna have guests like Shane Cashman. Of course Nephilim Death Squad is going to be there. There's gonna be a lot of content creators in that house. In fact, we're thinking about keeping 20 seats available for content creators that are going to show up. All right, so there's gonna be a ton of people. And the next day after that is going to be Tower Gangs Day. That's going to be all comedy. And that is headlined by Owen Benjamin. Crazy, crazy. What we've managed to done do here. So, guys, two days, June 20th through the 21st, Leesburg, Florida. That's about 45 minutes from Orlando, guys. You can get your tickets, fly into Orlando, and it's a short trip over to Leesburg. We have taken over an entire theater in the form of the Tropic Theater. And there is about a two to three block radius around that theater where we are going to be pouring out into the streets after the show is over. And we're going to be playing pool, we're going to be drinking, we're going to be eating, we're going to be hanging out. We didn't get to do a lot of hanging out last Bohemian Grove. It was too hectic. That's the theater. Good looking theater, dude. Good looking theater. A theater, I'd say, worthy of performances by Sam Tripoli, by Owen Benjamin. And of course, this is. That's not it. That's not it. That's. That's what it used to look like.

[Top Lobster]

No, I think that's somewhere else. It's like Key west, something like that. Don't go there. Wherever this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Don't go there. No. You want to go to the Tropic Theater in Leesburg, Florida, guys, like I said, 45 minutes away from Orlando. And our tickets are going to be up very soon. We have short time. I think we're looking at. What's today? Today is the 18th, so we have two. Two months. Two months till this event kicks off. Also, me and Cole, I guess, are having a bodybuilding competition where we are going to paint our bodies brown and then we're gonna have Toad blindfolded. And the way he's gonna pick the winner is by feeling us. He's gonna feel us. He's gonna feel us, he's gonna feel our muscles, he's gonna feel our bodies. And then that's how he's going to determine who the winner of this bodybuilding competition is. So if you're into that, things are gonna get very gay on the second day and we probably should forewarn Owen Benjamin. Things are gonna get gay.

[Top Lobster]

Look at this. This pretty cool.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that is cool. Historic Tropic Theater. Is that Leesburg?

[Top Lobster]

This is where they had the watermelon contest. Very cool. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

They had a watermelon contest. Is that real?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dude. The watermelon capital of the world.

[David Lee Corbo]

It is the watermelon capital of the world. Apparently there used to be giants out there too, according to some black guy on the Internet. So very cool, guys. Brohemian Grove is officially, by the way, Bohemian Grove. Three, two days, one portal. All right, so things are definitely, I think they're gonna get a little bit gay. There he is. There's the black guy that told us the truth about Leesburg. What we all really wanted to know. So guys, you're want to get your tickets. The people who are getting first dibs on the tickets are going to be our Patreon subscribers, of course, Tower Gangs, Patreon subscribers, and of course Liberty Lockdown. So Nephilim Death Squad, Tower Gang, Liberty Lockdown. If you guys are on those Patreons, you're getting first dibs because what's going to end up happening is once we release these tickets to Owen Benjamin's fan base, Sam Tripley's fan base, they're going to fly. They're going to be gone. This place is going to be sold out. And we want you guys to be there, not everybody else. I mean, it's cool. We want to sell the place out. Out, obviously, but we want our people, the dangerous. If that's you, keep an eye out on these patreons, baby, because the tickets is going to drop soon.

[Top Lobster]

The tickets are going to be a little more expensive than 50 bucks. Just.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, a little bit more. It's a two day event and it's.

[Top Lobster]

Two day event and we have to pay for a couple of headliners. I think Royce just confirmed he will also be there from Revenge.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes. Dude, let's go.

[Top Lobster]

He will be there performing in some form of fashion. We'd have to figure out a way to feature Royce. There'll be a bunch of other surprise people. It's gonna be.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's gonna be awesome. Well, basically what we're doing is we're inviting as many content creators in the conspiracy realm as possible so that when you guys show up right after the performances are done, when we hit the streets and we're mingling, it's gonna be weird. It's going to be like playing Where's Waldo in a small town. And the Waldo are your favorite conspiracy podcasters. Very strange. Very strange thing that we're doing.

[Top Lobster]

The reason we did it is so that you don't just bother us. Like, go bother somebody else. Donut might be there. I don't know. Fucking.

[David Lee Corbo]

A lot of people are going to be there.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, Go by. As a matter of fact, let's just. We can read off next week. Next week is going to be a banger. We have a schedule for next week. We have Gray Monarch, Gray Area Monarch on Monday. And we'll be on Legit bat with.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, I like them. Legit bat is the. Yeah, I think they're only on.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, we'll be on with them with JT Follows JC so that'll be up. Nathaniel Gillis on Tuesday. He was. Okay. Merkel show. So we're going to talk about incubus Succubus stuff. It's going to be crazy. Dr. Andrew Huff is going to be there. Is going to be on Wednesday. And Cyprian Wednesday night, which is. You don't know who Cyprian is?

[David Lee Corbo]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Vin Armani. He's a. It's actually very funny. This guy. Donut on Thursday. Crazy banger. And then we're gonna end the week with BX on Friday.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a heavy week, dude.

[Top Lobster]

And Ed Mabry to Cap.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ed May. And then of course, we have Dangerous and we have Chronicles as well. And when we talk to Donut, we're gonna be talking about orphic egg ceremonies. We're going back to the egg. B. Back to the egg. We're going back to the egg and we're going to talk about these Orphic egg ceremonies. Katy Perry and the. And the whole thing. It's going to be a lot of fun. And so because Donut is on the same exact that I'm on. So this is going to be a lot of fun, man. Next week is going to be packed. And I'm hoping that maybe next week we can get these ticket sales up. So keep an eye out, guys. Otherwise, goodbye to the pores. Get out of here. Go on and get.

[Top Lobster]

Goodbye. Go. Bye. Go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Patreon.com I am squeezing penis right now. I gotta pee so bad.

[Top Lobster]

All right, go pee. Go.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I'm not gonna go pee. I'm just gonna keep squeezing.

[Top Lobster]

No, go ahead. Go pee.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, you're gonna break.

[Top Lobster]

We're taking a quick intermission.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, we can do that. It's our show. I'll be right back.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, hold on.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh.

[Top Lobster]

Sa.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's nice. You did it like an actual intermission. Did you go pp? No, muted. Oh, you didn't mute.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I muted myself. All right, we're back.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're back.

[Top Lobster]

We're good to go. Did you guys like the fucking intermission?

[David Lee Corbo]

I didn't get to hear it. Was that something nice? Oh, here we go. We got somebody. Mersh said he'll come for the top salary. Thank you. It's coming soon in David's the tiny dick squeezer. Thank you very much.

[Top Lobster]

Mersh is not invited, so.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, not this time.

[Top Lobster]

Very sad. I mean, he's. I invited him. He can come, but he's not gonna perform. Yeah, he's not allowed to perform. No. And you know what, dude? Sucks for you because.

[David Lee Corbo]

And this time we're going to pay him for not performing.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well. Well, we're actually have budget. The budget to pay people that do perform and. Yeah, not you. Also Benjamin will be there, so your co host is going to probably perform with him. So it's gonna be cool. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

Shouldn't have did that anyway.

[David Lee Corbo]

Should have been mean to us.

[Top Lobster]

So I was. I wasn't going to do this, but I figured as time passes. This is Nick From. I'm forgetting some. Some of it. So it's good for me as well to add what you guys are doing, and at least I'm halfway it. Get ready for my schizo ass.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's go.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know how I feel about that. All right. My last name is heavily related to Death and the Grim Reaper.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is Nick Muerte.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I know. You're like. You're narrowing down your entire name.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's like, don't dox me, but here's some clues.

[Top Lobster]

So we always had Grim Reaper drawings. People called me the Reaper or Grim growing up. So death was just kind of a part of my life in my family in a weird way. Dad's side is Irish. Scandinavian. If you guys missed yesterday's episode of nds, I did a Q and A with my daughter, and we spoke about the death angel, and we spoke about death in general.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, I saw that. And I was in the middle of trying to premiere something, and I was like, oh, shit. Hope this doesn't fucking interrupt Daddy. Daughter Q and A.

[Top Lobster]

She just. She wants to do it every so often. And I was like, all right, fine. Whatever. We'll do it. Okay. My mother's side is Czech, Gypsy, Scandinavian. So we have lots of superstitious superstitions and things like witching balls in our homes. Not good witching balls. Yeah. Mark Random is meeting us there as my guest of honor. I wish. I wish we could have Mark Random back, but it was just, like.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's just too much, man.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. It's so much doing. I know you guys enjoyed at least probably day one of Random, but doing two days and then having him do all that, It's a whole thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it's not. It's not good.

[Top Lobster]

All right. So before I was born, my mother came out. I came from a cult, like a. Like, Pentecostal family. Grandma and grandpa got out of that world. But that left my mom with a bad taste for organized religion. Dad was raised Catholic, but his parents divorcing left a bad taste for Catholic beliefs. Family has bipolar on my mom's side. That's kind of. That's always usual. Like, the female side has that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes. I think women. What you would be. Would they keep diagnosing women with, you know, bipolar disorder? And it's like. No, you're just. That. You're just observing the. The natural state of women.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And also, like, the women have this like. Like, better ability to see the other side, to peel back the veil a little. So.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they're just like desensitizing them to the spirit spiritual realm and also underestimating how crazy they could be. Yes. Nick says I had seizures as a baby and almost died a couple times, but that stopped. Didn't learn about much later in life. That's kind of significant, right? Form your brain?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I would say so. Any. Any kind of like really brutal childhood. Especially like physical trauma, I would say that's relevant to the conversation.

[Top Lobster]

Brain trauma, for sure. All right, that's not. That's not good. But let's keep reading. Once when I was in second grade, all of reality just turned into. Into the static on the tv, and I didn't have a body.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh.

[Top Lobster]

I was in a classroom when it happened and picking up a pencil from under a desk. So no one saw it. When I came to, I asked the seizure kid. So is having seizures kind of like all of everything goes away and all you see is static. And he said, yeah, so there's that. So.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's a bummer.

[Top Lobster]

Damn. Did I have a seizure? That's crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

You saw static?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know if I saw static, but I like. I would do like this like weird out of body thing where like listening to Michael K and the Yankees and shit.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, right, right.

[Top Lobster]

Sort of similar to that. Like, kind of like you get a staticky feeling. I don't. I wouldn't say that I saw static, but I got like a staticy feeling.

[David Lee Corbo]

I can. I think anybody can do this. I don't want to do this right now. I'm actually doing it. Not good.

[Top Lobster]

Just press until you see static.

[David Lee Corbo]

If you just press on them lightly, like a little bit of pressure, and you just hold it there, it fucking devolves into static and the craziest shit, and eventually it ends with, for me, a Runway and palm trees and a. And a black and white finish line. Like a checkerboard finish line. Very strange.

[Top Lobster]

That's very weird now. I'm gonna do that later.

[David Lee Corbo]

You could see it really well too. Like, at least I could see it really. I'm like, that's fucking palm trees. That's a blue sky. That's. It reminds me of. Remember in the old Sonic the hedgehog game, the 2D one for Sega Genesis. But sometimes you'd enter a bonus level that would become 3D.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

It looked like that. Very strange.

[Top Lobster]

That's a very cool game too.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a good. It's a great game.

[Top Lobster]

Ahead of its time, for sure.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah. 100.

[Top Lobster]

So once. Oh, there we go. Once I was in second Grade? No, this is. We already passed that one time. When I was a child, I woke up in the middle of the night and through my wall walked an entity of light. It looked like how the stars kind of shimmer, but it was in humanoid form. That one freaked my parents out when I told them I had a Darth Maul piggy bank thing that when you move near it, it would light up and move a bit. Had to be removed from my room because it would constantly come on at night when I was sleeping.

[David Lee Corbo]

Not good.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, not good. My. My cousin had a Batman piggy bank just like that. And we took the batteries out and it went off like a bunch of times at night.

[David Lee Corbo]

Throw it in the fire, dude.

[Top Lobster]

This is the cousin that lived in the house. You know the one you spoke to?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Her brother. Her brother. So when we're staying in that house, that would happen often, like with a lot of his electronics and stuff. They would go off. Batteries? No batteries.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's funny too, because you see that plot device used in horror movies a lot. It's like so much of. Of of what they show in horror movies.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, there's a reason they use that same plot devices. I think it's because they've experienced that. Yeah, it's true. So one time a bit later, I was on a wrestling trip with my mom and apparently I told her I was hearing voices. Now I can remember what she said about it, but I don't remember anything about what they were saying. But I do remember the tone of the voices, which is really weird. So I. I was baptized. This guy's just hopping around, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

I wonder what the tone was though.

[Top Lobster]

The. Hold on. Something is beeping in my house.

[David Lee Corbo]

Fire. Alice dog.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know if it's a Batteries. I'll be back in a second. No, it's like an alarm or something. I'll be back.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, I'm gonna keep reading then. So we had a Darth Maul piggy bank. And the thing, when you move near it, it would light up. Had to move it because it was constantly turning on. One time a bit later, I was on a wrestling trip with my mom and apparently I told her I was hearing voices. Now I can remember what she said. That's interesting. What did she say about it? Then he says, I can remember what she said about it, but I don't remember anything about what they were saying. But I do remember the tone of the voices, which was really weird. I would be interested in what was that tone and what would Your. Okay, maybe he's going to answer that. So I was baptized Lutheran, but never had an interaction with the church besides baptism until I was, like, 11. I was asking questions about religion, so my mom found that the church in our town. Oh, I'm sorry. I was asking questions about religion, and so my mom found that the church in our town that was Lutheran and seemed the most inviting was hosting a Sunday gathering in the park down the road from us. The church had clowns for concerts and festivals. Oh, that's funny. Fucking having clowns as a church. Yeah, very funny. The church had clowns at. For concerts and festivals. So I was in the crowd, and being the new person, the clown started asking me if I had accepted Jesus into my heart yet. That's a fascinating dynamic given Paul Stobbs research and the nephilim looking like clowns. Very, very interesting.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

So the clowns are asking for hat. Oh, he was. That's right. Awesome, man. You know who else was just on. On Tinfoil Hat? So Gray Pilled was just on Tinfoil Hat, and now Gray Pilled was just on Cashman show Inverted World live. Congratulations to Gray Pill. Love to see him crushing it. That's fucking awesome. Okay, so the cloud. The clowns are asking if they've accepted Jesus. He said it felt really weird. I don't. I really didn't understand the concepts.

[Top Lobster]

What the fucking. Alexa is just playing random music in my house now.

[David Lee Corbo]

Really? You got to unplug Alexa, dog.

[Top Lobster]

I'm fucking. I'm gonna throw that thing in the garbage. My kids love that thing. This is weird. Hold on. I'll be over it.

[David Lee Corbo]

We all have feds in our house now. My son likes fucking the Google home. And I don't know, it's like, oh, the Google home is listening. It's like, yeah, there. Everybody's. Everybody's listening. Not everything. I don't know. I did clown ministry. It's a fucking thing. Clown ministry, gpi. What the. All right, let's finish this up here. So I really didn't understand the concepts at all. Half tart and all. So all I heard was a clown saying, you need to.

[Top Lobster]

I hate that, man. We're just talking about. I was like, yeah, things in my. My cousin's house will play without batteries.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's true.

[Top Lobster]

And then this shit starts going off. I'm like, all right, we'll see. I unplugged it. So if this thing goes off again, that's problems.

[David Lee Corbo]

I. I'll give you that. That's fucking weird.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

So he says, I really didn't understand the concepts because he's a half tard. So all he heard was a clown saying, you need to accept this dude into your heart. And that turned me off from Christianity for a long time. You could take over after that. But I just want to say, yeah, probably not a good move on behalf of the church. What year would this have been, I wonder? He doesn't really say. I don't know how old he is. We've doxed him enough, I suppose.

[Top Lobster]

Sometime in the 90s, I'm assuming, if he's around our age. Right.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's just strange because the clowns have been off putting since like the fucking 80s, you know.

[Top Lobster]

They've been off putting forever.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, they have been off putting forever, but it's like eventually media started to like go, all right, yeah, they're creepy, so we'll just start making them creepy now. You know what I mean? Like, they used to try to make them fun and friendly, and then eventually they were like, now these things are horrifying. So now they're fixtures in horror films.

[Top Lobster]

It's. It's kind of crazy. Yeah. I feel like I'm bugging out, but I feel like I hear stuff. Unless. Is there stuff going on in your house? I'm. Maybe I'm bugging out.

[David Lee Corbo]

There is stuff going on in my house. My wife is, is very loud and very disrespectful.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. She's just clanking stuff over there. Cuz I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

The clanking is. She's, she's smashing dishes together.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, good for her.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. Clowns are always off putting. So to put them here is a very weird strategic move. I just don't like. It's, it's just shows that the church doesn't really understand a lot of the ins and outs of this stuff. But all right, after the fact, the whole nephilim look like clowns thing, this hit me, hit way harder for me. Yeah, it's just a bad message to.

[David Lee Corbo]

Put, oh, there you go, he caught it. Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It's. As a kid because you're, you're generally off put by. And you don't know why. It's like, oh, well, because these things are demonic. And then it's telling me to accept Jesus. So part of you is like, you're gonna get away from it. I, I get it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, Bron, yeah, he says Gacy was the impetus, but I mean, Gacy was embodying something I think that was ancient and, and gay.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. You could, you can Rebrand something for a little while, but eventually whatever it is is gonna show what it's supposed.

[David Lee Corbo]

To come to the surface. Yeah, you can go. They're just happy, go lucky birthday clowns until one eats a man.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, actually, you know, it is older. It's from like 79.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is it the.

[Top Lobster]

The book? Yeah. Or like, like early 80s, something like that, that film.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think it is the 80s. Well, the book probably, you know, early 80s and then the show was like 89 or the. The two part movie series that it was. But it really turned that on its head as far as how we perceive clowns.

[Top Lobster]

1986.

[David Lee Corbo]

86. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah. Stephen King really did a number on. On clowns forever. They just fucking simply never recovered. Yeah, the clown industry fucking never recovered after. After Stephen King's it.

[Top Lobster]

You showed them for exactly what they were.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Interdimensional fucking monsters.

[Top Lobster]

Yes. Yeah. Right on the nose.

[David Lee Corbo]

That eats children.

[Top Lobster]

I never really truly prayed, but if I ever did, I would try to emphasize I'm not talking to you other motherfuckers listening in. This is for the most high. But I never wholeheartedly got to my knees or did regular prayer at all. Always doubts.

[David Lee Corbo]

Good to differentiate though.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. My closest NH sister got me to do weed in 8th grade, so I couldn't tell on her. Smart. Enjoyed it. But parents caught us high one time, so I became a straight edge emo boy. Didn't realize how gay emo was. Yeah, I want to go back to what he was saying about like praying on your knees, this sort of thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I was.

[Top Lobster]

I've been watching that. The. What is it? The Line of David. Is that what it's called?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, House of David. What do you think?

[Top Lobster]

I'm only like two episodes in, but I. I think it's pretty good. It's fairly accurate. Like, you know, episode one, right away they see the big hand on the, like way high up. It only has five fingers, so I don't know if Goliath had six, but. And you know, he quotes Genesis and he's like, you know, they were. There were giants on the. The days before and after. I was like, all right, this is a banger. But yeah, it does a good job of showing. Like there are, at least in the Old Testament, there are processes and ways that you have to go about when you're talking to God, you know, like these kings, they messed up. And God's judgment was very harsh on them. He was almost treating them closer to like the Elohim in the Elohim Realm where it's like, what's his name? Soul messed up. And he's. He's like, yo, you're out. He's like, actually, he's taking it from you right now. And it's just like, man, there was no.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's brutal the way it happens. It's like, not only are you out, but you're out right now and. And your. Your successor is being chosen. Has already been chosen. It's done. It's done. It's just.

[Top Lobster]

Not just that. It's just like I am withdrawing from you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. That's harsh.

[Top Lobster]

That's harsh, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's also interesting too, because, you know, Samuel being this like, you know, mediary between Saul and God or really just what is. What is it called? A seer. Not a seer. I forget what the terminology he's like, used for Samuel was. Yeah, but he's like, you know, anointed. And. And he speaks on behalf of God and. And you go, damn, that's crazy. Because if there ever was anybody like that today, we would never believe them. Yeah, we would never believe them. But the reverence that they treated him with, you know, he had the ability to make or break this new nation.

[Top Lobster]

And literally make kings, you know?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And. But if we saw that today, that's literally like. Like. I remember going to occupy Wall street and it was a dude with a sign. I don't remember what his sign said, but I remember him screaming at me going, same saint. What did he say? The. The archangel Michael sent me. Archangel Michael sent me. And he kept screaming that over and over again. And I simply at like 18 years old, went, no, he didn't. No, he didn't, dude. So if Samuel ever came up to me in my arrogance as a teenager, probably still fucking now, just this long haired vagabond.

[Top Lobster]

The archangel Michael wouldn't have sent you because the Archangel Michael was like, you know, their class is a warrior class. They do something different. If Gabriel sent you, that might be.

[David Lee Corbo]

I still wouldn't believe. I would have said, nope.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I know, but that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Not like.

[Top Lobster]

Well, it's like that's not even his job title. He would have cut your head off, probably.

[David Lee Corbo]

He sent you to occupy Wall Street.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I know. Like, why. Why didn't he send you to take a shower?

[David Lee Corbo]

It doesn't make any fucking sense, dude. So, you know, I just. It is. It's not lost on me how we wouldn't fucking listen to that person at all. Which makes me wonder if God still choose his profits or if he's like it's just too. They're just not gonna. I gotta figure out a different way because they're too now they'll never believe it either way.

[Top Lobster]

Well, we need to pray for Xerox because he's been lost for the last couple of shows.

[David Lee Corbo]

No Xerox. Stop gooning to furry. This is unbelievable. We need an intervention. My brother in Christ, who believes in everything that he sees on the Internet, just like me. That's who Xerox is. And I don't like that he's gooning to furry. That's, that hurts.

[Top Lobster]

If you learn nothing from the Patreon.

[David Lee Corbo]

From the Patreon.

[Top Lobster]

Life continued struggle with depression. And I was a very angry atheist for a long time. They usually all are. I wanted what the people knew, what the people I knew who had real faith had. They looked so at ease in life. But all the churches and leaders couldn't or wouldn't answer questions beyond the normal scope of 12 to 18 year olds. So science was my major interest. Yeah. The sister who gave me weed attempted suicide while I was away with my parents. We found her bleeding in the closet.

[David Lee Corbo]

We found her at three in the morning with her tits out, covered in blood, screaming.

[Top Lobster]

Screaming, this is not my father. That would be pretty hard. Got really angry as a person from that she survived. But everything changed after that.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's rough. I, I, I know people whose siblings are addicts. And I know, I've seen those people have to look their siblings in the eye as they relapse, as they spiral, as they're like on death's door.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

What a crazy place to be mentally, to have to deal with that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Wow. See? Pray for, pray for Xerox. He says, I hate whoever you are. He's talking about himself. It's crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Anyway, he says self loathing is what leads to furry porn.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Both consuming and making it.

[Top Lobster]

And get some help. Xerox.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're here.

[Top Lobster]

Broke my back for the first time squatting in 11th grade. But it was just stuff that couldn't be repaired with no risk of death. That sucks. So I just kind of tried to ignore it.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

Doctor said I need a bacchiotomy.

[David Lee Corbo]

I broke my back. What part of your back, Mike? Spinal. They say when it's spinal, it's. It's final.

[Top Lobster]

Damn. During this time, my family swung real hard into socialism.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damn, dude.

[Top Lobster]

My oldest, smartest sister worked for an American agency of three letters in the embassy in Norway. And since she was a master debater, everyone kind of fell in line with her. Her beliefs.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, this is. That's wild, huh?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, no, I. I kind of understand that dynamic. There's a. Yeah, that's. That'll never happen in my family. And I think you guys need to fucking strengthen your arguments.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hit women.

[Top Lobster]

Hit punch. A. No, simple. Prepare now, because your kids are going to come at you with some bullshit when they're older. They'll probably come at you with some weird talking points that we've already defeated in some form of way. But pay attention to how they were defeated. Like, this is why I appreciate the Dave Smiths and even, you know, the Jordan Petersons of the world, because when this stuff gets beat up, there's a clear path to just being like, well, this is wrong because. And it's empirically false because here you go.

[David Lee Corbo]

And you know what my co host said? Here's what my co host. I didn't even touch this. My old co host that called me earlier were talking about Jose is a faggot. He said, no, he said he's talking about Dave Smith. And he's like, yeah, he got fucking destroyed with just the simplest of questions, which is like, you've never been there in this place. You've never seen it in person, and.

[Top Lobster]

Yet your co host was a. I didn't know that.

[David Lee Corbo]

I didn't have to. I had. No, I just said because I. Because I had. I literally hung up with him five minutes before this show started. So I'm looking at the time and I'm like, ain't got that kind of time. Don't got that kind of time to start going down that path. So I just left alone. I said, oh, yeah, that's fucking crazy. So anyway. But yeah, very much.

[Top Lobster]

You can tell him that. We did an episode with Dave Smith and then we did an episode about that.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's just humble bragging, you know, go catch up, Jay.

[Top Lobster]

Go catch up. Got a few tattoos around here. All there. All either Pagan or related to the Grim Reaper. Wrestled for a lot of years, got into a great collegiate program with a broken freaking back. Is this Kurt Angle?

[David Lee Corbo]

This is crazy. Yeah, this is crazy.

[Top Lobster]

The school was so politically charged, it was hard to do anything without the woke coming in. Yeah, I know the feeling. At this point, I was definitely left leaning. College fixed that for me. Interesting. That kind of did the same thing to me as a kid growing up in New York. You're like by default left because it's kind of like the ideas you're presented with. But when I went to college, I went to John Jay. I was like, these people, they kind of also. Yeah, that's. That. That is me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whoa.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I never went to college because I'm retarded. I got kicked out of high school, and then I went back and got my ged. And that's about the extent of education. And because of that, I was never left leaning, Never. Never had it. In fact, I found it strange because I know I used to say obtuse with my homies growing up, and then something did happen and they started to suddenly become politically charged and. And culturally concerned, you know, and. And I would sit there and I'd go, I know you. I grew up with you. I know you very well. I know you're dumb as fucking bricks. So what are you talking about? And during the time when everybody else was, you know, celebrating having voted, you know, you're 18 years old, I voted. I voted for Obama kind of shit, like, that kind of crap. And then fucking, you know, throughout all these presidencies, I just kept sitting back and being like, I know you, and I know that you're retarded because I've hung out with you and I know you personally, and yet you are contributing to the narrative and you're contributing to the politics.

[Top Lobster]

And these are very dangerous. These are the people. Like all my old friends, like, I would hang out with them. They're all, like, funnier than me, or they were. I don't think they are anymore because they're not able to think. And I would just kind of sit back and be like, yeah, and I get in my jokes a little bit here and there, but they were funnier. And now when you talk to them, it's the same thing. They're like, well, we have to be this way. I'm like, well, why? And, like, I don't really know why they can't give you any adequate reasons why. I can give you a bunch of reasonings, as a matter of fact. I mean, like, I'm gonna do a podcast now, and I'll talk about all the reasonings that I can give you and just break it down one by one by one by one. Most of the time, you won't even get three or four reasonings in before you. If, like, you look at that person, you're like, you're lost, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what it is, too, though? It's like, you might think in some ways these people bent the knee because they were afraid of, like, the social pressures. But no, these people never struck me as afraid. They struck me as thrilled to be part of something that's all. They were just really pumped to have the talking points, to have the narrative, to have a group and, and to be able to engage in adult conversations where previously they weren't invited to the table. That's all that happened. 18 years old happened and you, you were filled with self importance and you started espousing dumb. And it just so happened that the universities were co opted and they were leaning you to the left and so that was the dumb that you were espousing. But all of it is birthed out of like, oh, I finally have a voice and someone cares what I think as I sit, you know, in front of a camera on a microphone. But that's, that was the, the birth of that.

[Top Lobster]

The reason that I felt like the inclination to do this is because I'm screaming into the abyss at like my cousins and my friends and neighbors and they're just like, you sound like a crazy person. And I was like, yeah, okay, fine. And I'll go get it. I'll go get a bigger microphone. And now that I'm screaming into it, they're all like, well, what do you have to say? Yeah, I was like, you're gay.

[David Lee Corbo]

And that's all I've had to say though.

[Top Lobster]

LeBron James. You're right, it's true. It's damn true. But he also said, it's true. It's damn true. But you're right, Ric Flair did say, woo. My bad. I up.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down. You know, Ric Flair had some of the best promos ever.

[Top Lobster]

If you said that to my face, I would, I'd spray you with milk. Okay. That.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was having a hard time keeping these alligators down.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, he, he called me on it because I said, kurt angle. And then I said, woo. It's not his.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that was. And you really, really, how dare you.

[Top Lobster]

But anyway, we're talking about these people. They, they, they don't get it. It's gonna be, I would, it would be interesting to talk to your co host. I would love to talk to him on it. On the look.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I invited him. I said, I said, hey, dude, by the way, we're throwing this event. If you and your wife come, I'll figure out a way to squirrel you and we'll save you a seat or something like that. And, and he goes, no, dude, if I'm coming, I'm going on stage. I said, all right, never mind, it's not happening.

[Top Lobster]

Is that what he said?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Oh no, you can't come on stage. What a wild thing to say.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's a wild man.

[Top Lobster]

I know. I get it. I get it. But. But me too. And this is my shit.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

But, yeah, you'd be like, you, dude. That's crazy. You're not invited.

[David Lee Corbo]

I invited him. I invited him. I didn't expect him to say that. And I was like, I can't do that anymore.

[Top Lobster]

All right. Our wrestling team was conservative, but I'm gonna come on the stage. You out of your mind?

[David Lee Corbo]

I'll shoot on the stage. He said, I'm not gonna be some peasant in the. In the seats or something like that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you are. I'm sorry.

[David Lee Corbo]

No offense.

[Top Lobster]

No offense, dog. Build something. You gotta build it. You gotta build it up, and then. And then people will come. But don't. No, no, no, no, no. Not on my stage.

[David Lee Corbo]

I had to work this hard for you to get on my stage.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's. No, no, no, no. All right, okay. Our wrestling team was conservative, but the school was and is the most leftist school in the state, so they had to start getting rid of gendered bathrooms. Jesus Christ. And they had trannies walking about in skirts and anything you can think of. This was 2013. Okay. I went to college a couple years before this, but I saw the same thing and thank God, like, just the. The route that I took to get where I was going. My. My college baseball coach was extremely, I guess thinking about it now, extremely right wing. And he was caught in a college of left wing retards. And I just didn't understand the dynamic. I didn't understand the political dynamic, but you could understand the fruits of the labor. Like, I played for a couple of years in college before I decided that I didn't really love baseball this much because we. I mean, listen, people go through, like, you do MMA training and stuff like this, you can go through. We've. I've done three hell weeks where we've had people from. Yeah, yeah, we've had people from the military come and try to train with us, like during Hell Week. And they would drop out. You'd see them one day, they wouldn't come back the next because it was brutal. And we're doing this to prepare for baseball, like a baseball game. But it's all about mental fortitude. This dude would send an email to us every single day, and you had to respond back. And it would be email this long, as long as the. That we're reading pages and pages and pages and in between, you know, our wrestling team was Conservative, but the school was. He would put a parentheses and he'd say, who won the triple crown in 1917? And then continue. Most leftist schools, like, so if you're not reading into detail, yeah, you fucked up. And when you respond to that email, you have to respond, who. Who was this person? It's a simple Google search, but it's all attention to detail.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's interesting.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's why I don't think you can be that, that disciplined and that kind of like a hard character and be left leaning.

[Top Lobster]

You can't. And that's. This is what started to break it for me because I'm looking at the other teams and I'm looking at the volleyball team, the softball team, the fucking boxing. Even the boxing team, like the rifle team.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's cool.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's pretty cool. They had a boxing league, but they were losers. And not that they were like losers as people, but they didn't win, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

We winners?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we were fucking winners. We had championships. Like, we went. When we went somewhere, they were like, yo, they are here and it's gonna be a problem. And we fucked people up like mad people. It was. It was crazy. But it's all about attention to detail. That's all that it was. We weren't like necessarily better. Like, I'm not better than anyone else, but when we're playing this game, we're fucking really paying attention. And then I watch how it translated politically and you'll see it was a point, like towards the end, when I ended up quitting, there was a point where all of the other teams, the coaches of the other teams were attacking my coach. They ended up getting him fired. And really, John Jay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He lost his job. John Jay hasn't got a win since. That's crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's, you know, the, the other side. Because I'm saying I don't think you could be left leaning and be as disciplined and sort of hard.

[Top Lobster]

LeBron James, you know, like that there, there's levels.

[David Lee Corbo]

But I don't think that he's actually left leaning. I think he is a basketball player who's just been given some ideologies. I'm talking about coaches.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know, because what you're, what you're embedding on people are sort of. They've been, they've become conservative ideologies as far as, like the discipline and the rigor and the commitment to things, conviction, all these different things. Like, they've kind of become synonymous with conservative values. And the other side is are the ones who are doing like participation trophies and you know what I mean? So it shows you the political and cultural ideology and the fruits that it begets when it comes to training people. What do you get? You get people that don't achieve anything, but they have a lot of trophies for participating or for just being there in the first place. And then the other side of it is yeah, it's rigor and it's. It's conviction and it's fucking. It's suffering in order to achieve a thing. And that's not that those are not left leaning values.

[Top Lobster]

I'm so grateful that I'm. I'm too. Because I went from baseball and so like I don't really like. I love baseball but I don't love it this much like to dedicate. I mean there's an extreme level of dedication that we were putting towards this thing. And then I just took classes regularly and I started the music program and me and my other. He. I used to play with him, the dude that stole my songs. But we're cool now. We started the music program in John Jay. They didn't have one before us. And I was like, like to get anything we had. I was like, no is not an answer. Like I'm just not gonna accept it. We're gonna work, we're gonna make. And we built this shit. We. We built it from the ground up. And everyone around me, I was just like, I don't understand these people. Like they have no drive. There's no like trying to succeed with them.

[David Lee Corbo]

Because in order to be driven you have to get rid of the. And it just so happens that much of their values are. They're just. They have no place in the conversation. They have no place in society. That's. It's a bunch of. That only exists if society is very nice. You know what I mean? Like if we reached a certain level of comfort and. And decadence, you know, we have access to this and that and the other thing. Then when all those basic needs are taken care of, you can focus on. But that whole put aside the. And just get what you came here to get. That's the same mindset that enables you to build that in the first place. That place where everything is given to you and, and you're not suffering. And now you could focus on other. That mindset that you have. That's one of the things I admired about you, despite how gay that sounds, is that I've been around a lot of people that have no ability to execute a thing to Go like, there's a lot of people that talk a lot of shit and I don't like those fucking people, dude. I. I grew up with people. I've surrounded. I think we all are surrounded by people who talk a lot of shit about a thing they want to do. And that's it. That's the work. The work is done. You've talked about it. So people will get together, you'll see this a lot. Friend groups will get together. And, you know, there's always somebody goes, I just, I think one day I want to move or I think one day I want to leave my job, or I think one day I want to try to do this or build this or start that. But that's all they ever do. They just talk about doing the thing. They never actually do the thing. And there's a difference between motherfuckers who talk and motherfuckers who do. And I think what you're talking about there, where it's like, push the bullshit to the side and don't take no for an answer. That's the difference. Other than that, there's a.

[Top Lobster]

Done with this show. Yeah, I like, you know, people. If people go like, ah, like, it's not like we're like, we have all this success with this show, but we have somewhat like a respectable level of success. So when people are like, oh, like, how did you do this? You guys are just, I don't know, opportunists or whatever, it's like, no, we actually like worked hard at this. We didn't. When people told us no, we were like, whatever. And we just kept going. It was a lot of stupidity, a lot of grinding when it seemed like it was a fruitless endeavor. And that's kind of what it's always about. I think that's the difference between like right wing and left wing ideology. Not necessarily political stuff, but like, that's the best way I can describe it. If you want to win, you're gonna have to suffer and do. And this isn't even suffering. This is talking into.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, it's not suffering. But you know what it is? It's weird that these things have become, like I said, those values of discipline and conviction and they have kind of become conservative values, which is weird. I want to remove the political language and it's more like behavior of gay people and then real, you know, that's the only difference. It's the dividing line. It's not. It's not a political one, although for some reason it has become one and they've Almost become inseparable. But it's just weak. Who just want to talk and don't get anything done, or people who are here to get something done. That's it. I find in everything that I do, the only thing that I did differently than somebody else who, you know, because you look around, you see people with empty lives. They come home from work, they eat dinner, they play video games, they wake up, they go to work, you know, and it's just life on repeat. And what's the difference between, like, me and them? It's like, even before I had a successful show, I had hobbies, I had pursuits. I was going to martial arts, I was going to rock climbing. I was trying to start a podcast, and I'm doing all these things, you know, physical fitness and all this. My only difference is that I just decided. I made a decision. I said, okay, I'm gonna do this. That's all. That's all. But for some reason, there is something that happens where within you, there's a drive. Sometimes you get tricked. That drive can be satiated just by talking about the things that you want to do, and it alleviates it a little bit. And so every once in a while, you show back up, get together with your friends, and talk about the things that you want to do. And when you do that, that feeling is. Is, like I said, it's satiated to a degree. You can kind of suppress it, but it's never satiated in the way of actually doing something. Actually getting your ass up and going and trying and building something that people get caught up in that grind. But we're fucking James.

[Top Lobster]

Braun. James is out here. You got to do something, Braun. That's what we're saying.

[David Lee Corbo]

Tootin horns. Yeah, well, Braun, James fucked up because he allowed LeBron to take his name. He is older, but it's not too late, Bron. You could still Brown, Bron. You can do things. You can have a big legacy. You could do that.

[Top Lobster]

All right. Our wrestling team was conservative, but the school was and is most likely the leftist. They did transgender bathrooms, 2013. I also had a bull dyke for my advisor.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yikes.

[Top Lobster]

And she hated wrestlers. But by that time, I was an academic all American with a broken freaking back.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's.

[Top Lobster]

So it was harder for her to. With me. I really tried to be friendly with the leftists, but holy, they were nuts. Yeah, dude. This is a lot of what I realized in college as well. It's. And I was stupid enough to be like, I don't understand why these people just don't like me, I feel like I'm nice enough. Right. It's. There's something underneath. Like, once you understand these things, the political leaning or ideologies, a lot of this stuff is unfolded to you and you're able to navigate the waters a little bit more clearly, which is sad.

[David Lee Corbo]

I saw something the other day. My wife is watching something on Tick Tock and I forget what it is, but it might as well have been like, you know, somebody talking about how we need to be inclusive for fat people. And the response in their comment section was overwhelmingly like, you said the wrong fucking thing. You're not being sensitive enough. You use the wrong language and it's like, yeah, there's no amount that you could bend over backwards for. These people try to be kind, try to be friendly, they will eat. So the only defense you have is to go, fuck you, faggot. Because if you try to bend over backwards for them, they'll just eat you alive. Yep.

[Top Lobster]

You look at him in the face and go, you know, like, you need to lose weight. And then they go, oh, well, you're not going about this the right way. And then you just go, you're fat.

[David Lee Corbo]

You'Re fat, you're fat, you're ugly and you're psychotic and you don't know what you're talking about.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. They are asking a question here. We should answer it. What does this mean?

[David Lee Corbo]

Satiated? I don't know. I was really hoping nobody was going to ask. As far as I'm concerned, it means to be satisfied, not say.

[Top Lobster]

See? Satiated.

[David Lee Corbo]

Satiated.

[Top Lobster]

The T. There's a T in there?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, dude, I just have a. I have an accent and it's hard for me to pronounce certain things.

[Top Lobster]

All right, fair enough. So he took a class that had a Native American professor who worked for NOAA and worked on the original computer from the Manhattan Project. Oh, based when he was in college and claimed the government was after him for his research. The dude broke my brain enough that I actually learned how to learn for the first time. Interesting. Prior to this, I was just memorizing things for tests. That's for the test that he showed us. Things that I would later see when researching ego death in Ego deaths in DMT and lsd. The fact that class was allowed to exist is beyond me. Sometimes they sneak through the cracks and I've had some of those where it's like, you get in there and it's like, wow, I have just been repeating. This is why I'm like. I feel like I'm Stupid. Like, I can't remember any of these things that these people are telling me. I can't. It. None of it seems important because you're not learning. You're just looking, you're observing.

[David Lee Corbo]

And it's like, I didn't learn how to learn something until 24. And it wasn't until I started boxing, when I was like, oh, this is how you learn a thing and get good at it. Okay? Like, I didn't. I didn't. It was such, like, a fundamental thing. Like, speaking of fundamentals, it's learn the fundamentals of a thing inside it out forwards and backwards, repeat them ad nauseam. Before you could even start to experiment, you have to understand the fundamentals of a thing. And through that, I taught myself how to weld and then became a career. Well, I did not know how to learn a thing until 24.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's. I mean, people take the lesson from the. This black guy, like, Allen Iverson, where he's like, we're talking about practice. Practice was like, yeah, dude, practice. That's all that. That's. If I could just practice, that would be great.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You know, only practice. But I remember when I was young, I was just fucking practice again. It was like, yeah, that's how you get better, stupid.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's what I'm doing. My son right now is, like, at that stage where he wants to do X, Y and Z. He has all these things that he wants to do, but he doesn't want to go through the fundamentals of a thing first. He doesn't want to go through the drudgery.

[Top Lobster]

You got no business picking up boxing gloves. You got no business picking up a baseball and a bat or whatever it is that you're doing until you really learn the fundamentals. But then that just creates disinterest, right? The kid doesn't want to do that. You want to get on stage in front of a million people and play your guitar, right? How many chords do you know? Stupid.

[David Lee Corbo]

Exactly. That's. That's like. Nobody likes to hear it, but, like, the whole Bruce Lee thing, right? It's like, don't fear the man who practices a thousand kicks. Fear the man who practices one kick a thousand times. It's like, it's not fun to throw, you know? For me, it was boxing. To throw a thousand jabs, like, that's not the cool, flashy shit, you know what I mean? That's not the dope combos and the fucking rolling and all that other crap. Like, it's none of that. It's you know, your fundamental guard, your stance and throwing your jab over and over again until that jab is fucking crispy. Then you can move on to the, to the cross and throw that a thousand fucking times until that's crispy. That's not fun.

[Top Lobster]

There's a thing that happens too where it's like, I don't know, you throw a thousand jabs, but 999 of those don't even matter. It's the one when you throw and you go, oh, yeah, okay, there it is. That's how I can generate. Yeah, like that thing. If you can just do that one. If you can get to that point without doing the other. Well, you need, obviously you need to build up the muscle, but like all that other shit before that is just like going through the motions. There's a difference between practice. Like, like practice just is going through the motion. But then there's that point where you're like, I've learned this thing and it's only one time. It's weird.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I got. I remember. So, you know, in the martial arts gyms, you'll always get people muscle bound. Crazy dudes. We've had guys walk in off the streets that were clearly bodybuilders, like legitimate bodybuilders, and they just got fucking wax, dude. I can't tell you. No, I can tell you that out of all the people I've ever fought that have fucked me up, maybe like two or three of them were bodied up. One of the dudes that was the worst had a. He was skinny, but he must have used to have been fat. And he had like a curtain that hung over his, his waistband. And, and my coach linked me up with him because this is at a time that I was training for Diamond Gloves. And he brings this guy in and he has me spar with him and I'm. I'm such. I literally think this is going to be a layup because this guy looks like shit. He didn't even do anything special, man. I just could not slip his jab. His. Just his timing and he's up my rhythm and he's always finding his way through my guard and he's just jabbing the out of me over and over and over again. And no matter where I moved, he was always at a good distance. And no matter which way I slipped, he always kind of anticipated it and would jab me in the fucking face. And it was so weird because if it was like a grappling, like if I wanted to, I could have just grabbed him and fucking mangled him, you know, because he was like a thin, shitty looking dude. But in that game of boxing, he fucked me up and there was nothing I could do about it. And he did it all with a jab. It was incredible. So, yeah, man, it's. It's. You can understand the fundamentals of a thing and you can go real far with that, or you can try to skip it and be a faggot and then get beat up.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. All right, let's. Let's continue because we're. We're actually running out of time here. We might have to. Not might. We're gonna have to read this story again. We have Tim Constantine coming up in 30 minutes less. So. Yeah. Ended up breaking my back from an partner as well. Having frostbite in my lungs at the same time and a lot of concussions. How do you get frostbite in your lungs? That's wild.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Got told I was just being a. And me being a dumbass. I kept wrestling with them. The lack of feeling in my toes and start of incontinence was just me being a pussy. Yeah. I actually had a. There was a point where I had a broken ankle and I had some X rays done on it, and the doctor didn't see it. This started my distrust of doctors. And they're like, your son's fine. Until finally I'm like, I showed my dad and my shit's like, swollen up. I was like, this is like. It was almost a full break. And they're like, yeah, I missed it. Like, yeah, I know. But I was walking around up and downstairs in school, and nobody cared. So this school's wrestling program prided itself in breaking wrestlers. We got Navy Seals, Green Berets, Olympic athletes, and anyone you could think of to quit lots of times by injuring them beyond repair. So obviously I refused to quit like the dumbass I am. The rehab I got from wrestling was, here's a bottle of alcohol and here's a lot of Vicodin. Yeah, we used to call it rice. It was a rest ice.

[David Lee Corbo]

Cody.

[Top Lobster]

C. Yeah, the C was something. And E was elevation. Rest. Ice something. C. I don't remember what the.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, compression.

[Top Lobster]

Compression, maybe.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And then we added ricea to it, which was Advil at the end. So it's like when your shit's all up, it's like, then Advil.

[David Lee Corbo]

If that's then Advil.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Yeah. Rode the cloud of opiates that year. Missing chunks of time from the concussions. Wasn't in a good Place at all. Geez, yeah. After that, a buddy of mine got to. Got me to try medical marijuana. It was incredible. Not high at all. For the first time in over a year, I could feel my toes, which was really nice. And since it was a particular strain of medical, I wasn't high at all. I just didn't hurt for the first time in a long time. That's when I said, fuck this, and quit college. That led to me being a very heavy marijuana smoker. Still am today.

[David Lee Corbo]

I love that. He's like, fuck college. I'm gonna go like. As if that was a different pursuit. You know what I mean? Like, college is. Is one thing, and what's a replacement for it? Weed.

[Top Lobster]

Just weed. But I get it, man. When you're, like, in dire straits like that, this. This stuff could actually help you, man. All right, let's see. I love this guy's. I love this guy, and I like his story because I'm like. I kind of relate. I didn't do college wrestling, which is particularly more brutal than baseball, but like.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, dude. Wrestling is nuts, dude. The conditioning that they put those guys through is insane.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Yeah, it's so. I'm honestly, though, I might have gone through, like, similar hell weeks like that this guy has done, because wrestling hell weeks are crazy. I've seen them do it. It is. It is crazy. They torture them.

[David Lee Corbo]

Even in high school, they're torturing those kids.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Yeah. So he still smokes weed, though. The paranoia and anxiety are definitely a bit much nowadays with the crack, like, level of weed available.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Had to go to Panama for a wedding a couple of years after, and it was the first time being completely off weed for the first time since college. I went nuts. I couldn't get my head out from the terms Metatron, the son of man, and all the spirit science stuff. So Metatron Nancy has highlighted this, but she's not here today. She's probably working. Whatever. We know what I've heard of Metatron.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I think it's an angel or it's. I know it's an entity, and I know people. What's his name? Give me a second. Give me a second. Carlos Santana. There you go.

[Top Lobster]

So Metatron, although one of the most powerful angels in Judaism, is not mentioned in the Old Testament or New Testament. There's no evidence for his existence in the Bible. However, he's mentioned a couple of. In a couple of very short passages in the Talmud, the mystical writings mentioned Metatron, describing him as second only to God in terms of power and Wisdom. Interesting. I did not know that he was second to God. Yeah. Kate, you're gonna have to rewind. We tore you up. It's fine. It was a lot of fun. Send part two.

[David Lee Corbo]

Send part two, please.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, so, okay, so he's thinking Metatron, which is interesting. Like, unprompted. If you don't know what that is.

[David Lee Corbo]

It is just in your head.

[Top Lobster]

Sounds like a Transformer almost, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, well, because Megatron.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, right. That's. Wow. Yeah, that's right.

[David Lee Corbo]

100. That's where the name was inspired from.

[Top Lobster]

That's horrific. Dude, I was talking with my daughter yesterday about one of the movies that she watches and there are griffins in it, which is the name of my dog, but it's also like a lion headed dog. It's about going to the moon and they're meeting an entity that is. She is like the light of the moon. Her name is Changay. And it's like very esoteric. And I was trying to explain this to her and she was like, I just like the show. And I'm like, okay, fine, we'll just fucking skip that.

[David Lee Corbo]

You. Did you see that post where there's some like, dude with a French accent and he's breaking down, you know, the Katy Perry thing. And it's like, it's gone super viral. I'm sure the guy's got like millions of views and shit. And he's telling you it's an orphic egg ritual. I'm just like, motherfucker, man.

[Top Lobster]

Like, that's exactly what I screenshot it. And you said, I told you about the egg. And I said, I don't want to hear any more about it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I didn't. To his credit, all I do is I go on the Internet and say, gay orphic egg ritual. And then what he does is he goes, here's actual details about that. And then he does very well. I don't do very well. And then I wonder why.

[Top Lobster]

All right, so he says, I was looking in the earlier Aramaic and Hebrew text to figure out who the. This Metatron guy is. And. And everything came back to meditor, which is Latin, which in Latin is defined as the one who marks the boundary or the measurer. The way back from Panama.

[David Lee Corbo]

The one who marks the boundary or the measurer.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, I mean, you know, I forget the guy's name, but he was talking about angels that just measure. Like, that's a job for an angel. They just constantly autistically measuring things like qubits and like that. And. Yeah, I guess what do they call that a falcon of gold or something like that? Like however many phallus. A talon. It was a talon of gold, wasn't it?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Top Lobster]

A talent. Talent, yeah. So whatever. This. Some angels just measure. So I guess that's this guy's job. He creates borders and he measures.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

Like libertarian. Very artistic. Yes. The way back from Panama was the most painful experience I've had in a long time. All the back pain came back and then some. Didn't mess around with anything beyond weed for a couple of years. And then a buddy recommended acid. He really enjoyed it. After some searching, I finally got my hands on some and really, really liked it.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like. JR here says that Metatron was Enoch.

[Top Lobster]

Huh.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like it. I mean, it sounds schizo. I think it sounds interesting. I'd like to look into it, but for now, I'll accept that as the truth. And I probably will espouse that in the next episode we're going to do.

[Top Lobster]

You're just going to say it, and then we're going to be like, maybe.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was going to say it to Tim Constantine. Did you know? Did you know Enoch became Metatron?

[Top Lobster]

He's like, okay, but we're talking about Hitler, so we're.

[David Lee Corbo]

Isn't that cool?

[Top Lobster]

After some searching, I finally got my hands on some and really liked it. For a couple years, I was doing lots of micro dosing. And when I say micro dosing, not micro dosing, but just enough where I was riding the edge of having a very. Having very slight hallucinations at least once a week. Worked at a paint store, which is really fun, but obviously stupid as to trip to trip at work. But here I am. I'm a very active person. So when I'm not in pain, I'm doing some sort of physical activity, whether it be lifting, running, biking, hiking, camping, any of those things. Sometimes I take off for a few weeks. I take a few weeks off of physical. When it got bad, I guess his back.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right.

[Top Lobster]

Oftentimes I'd be out in the woods kind of feeling the connection with everything. I would go on mountain biking rides with my dad. And I can't tell you how exhilarating it is to be on a dirt track, flying through the woods on acid. This is going, holy shit. With your dad.

[David Lee Corbo]

With your dad, man. That's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

Definitely a hell of a time around this time, I got into Ram Dass, Timothy Leary type stuff, and the hippie Ram Dass.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ram Dass.

[Top Lobster]

What's that?

[David Lee Corbo]

I got into Ram Dass.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know, like I don't know what you're into, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ram Dass is a, is a band. I believe this is Ronstein.

[Top Lobster]

Romstein is a band.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's what I'm thinking of. But it's definitely not Ram Dass.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, so he says top. If you're, if you're in for a trip, look into Marcel Vogel. That's in red as well. Thank you, Nancy. Let's go see what this is about.

[David Lee Corbo]

She's so funny. She categorizes things, she highlights them in red, and then she gives us the definitions for them.

[Top Lobster]

Footnotes. So in, in the 70s, Marcel did pioneering work in man plant communication experiments. This led him to a. The study of quartz crystals and the creation of faceted crystal. Marcel's research into the therapeutic application of quartz crystals led him into the investigation of the relationship between crystals and water. He discovered that he could structure water by spinning it around. Oh, now we just said structure water. We're off YouTube.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ah, we're. Now that's it, we're done.

[Top Lobster]

So he could spin it around a tuned crystal, altering many of the characteristics of the water and converting it into an information storage system of. I've heard of this. Very interesting.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, Ram Dass is some kind of spiritual yogi guru that did a lot of acid in India. Yes. Jeremiah Johnson. That's right. That's a dude, not a band.

[Top Lobster]

Right.

[David Lee Corbo]

His name's not Ram Dass. Which is.

[Top Lobster]

He's looking down like the new age, which, yeah, you know, you might find to be gay by the end of the story.

[David Lee Corbo]

But let's see, honestly, which one's worse? If you're going new age, just think about. I'm not, I'm not saying which one's spiritually worse. Which character is worse. You go new age, one way you go is like Wiccan crystals and shit. The other way you go is like yogi, Eastern mysticism, India esque type shit.

[Top Lobster]

You know, but rather, but, but wait, wait.

[David Lee Corbo]

This person that we're judging is a white woman?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Which version of that white woman is.

[Top Lobster]

Worse if I'm a white woman. But I know, I feel like if you're a white woman, you have to go towards crystals. If you're a man, it's less gay to go towards the yogi. Although you're associated with India, which kind of stinks.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's kind of the problem. But, but I've seen these white women where the white women will do the India version, but they'll also, you know, and then another white woman will do the. And I go, I don't know which one's worth. But I do want them to fight to the death. I know that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's how we determine it is we would get like a crystals Wiccan Harry Potter enjoying white woman and then a yogi. India is beautiful. And ooh, the culture white woman.

[Top Lobster]

Well, wouldn't the Wiccan stuff work more? Like, it would be more. But I guess. I guess you'd be inviting more demons.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, so is the, the. The India thing. It's like they're dealing with a pantheon of. Of Nephilim.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. There's just more upside for the Wiccans. I'm saying, like I can cast a spell. If I'm going to be like cursed, you might as well have the ability to cast some spells. Like, I'm just. The other way. I'm just super flexible.

[David Lee Corbo]

Super flexible. And also constantly in danger of getting raped.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Because you're in India and Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I feel like also Wiccan doesn't really work for men, so that's not even an option.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, because warlocks are a thing, but they're just real gay.

[Top Lobster]

Super gay. Super gay Beta. Some would say.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Started making a 5 painting of Kali and getting into Hinduism. Very gay. I started to think that Hinduism and Christianity were of the same beliefs. They kind of sort of.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, you're not totally off.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. There's just a big difference after the fact. Hearing you guys talk about Nephilim, I think I was on. I was on the same track, just the opposite side.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

At the same local park. I would also do walks by myself. And there was a few times while I was out there where I felt like I was being watched by the government.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nice.

[Top Lobster]

But I was. I. But I would be hiking and a helicopter would hover like a football field away from away circling the park. Sometimes I look for the helicopter because I could hear it and there was just nothing. Started to feel full on gang stalked. And I didn't want to be one of those people, so I just let that one go to schizo.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Didn't want to be part of that brand of crazy. You know what, though? The more I hear this kind of stuff, I'm like, maybe.

[David Lee Corbo]

Maybe it's real.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Like.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I knew it. I knew a girl. If there's anybody lingering from the Qanon days, like the height of it, 2019, 2020, this name might ring a bell to you. Her name was Robot Interiors and she was just some chick. I think her name was like Michaela and she was really big in the Q community and she allegedly was like in conversations with, I don't know, General Flynn or some gay like that. And. But she was always kind of releasing information that seemed like where you're getting this from somewhere, you're not just pulling it out of your ass. What are you. What are you getting this out of? And so I interviewed her and much of what she was telling me was like constantly like gang stalking. Gang stalking. Like, I'd be out eating dinner with my mom and. And people would be, you know, following us and sitting at tables near us and staring at us and talking on phones and looking at us. And, you know, she's having altercations. He's screaming at people who are following her. And I'm like, my knee jerk reaction is to go e crazy. Right? Like that's all that's happening here is you're crazy. But I don't know. I mean, yeah, the longer we go on, especially when it comes to the voice to skull technology, I'm like, yeah, they're probably doing that to a lot of people. They're probably pumping frequencies into their head, communicating with them, following them at a distance, all probably in an effort to just make you snap.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe. I mean, maybe they're following some of these people that are actually having these legitimate communications with. With entities. Like you're put on their radar, you know, like if they're looking for a person that can cross this medium, like whatever they're doing with fringe. Whatever they're doing to fringe. Yeah, they're looking for somebody that has this shine, you know, so if they do find you, they maybe they're like monitoring you. Maybe you do have that shine. Maybe they're like, is this the guy? Did you hear the latest? I don't know if it's the latest, but like they were talking about the proving grounds on Merkel show where they will put technology in these people's hands.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And the technology would kind of dissolve if the person wasn't suited for it.

[Top Lobster]

Nathaniel Gillis, I think that's the guy that. Yeah, so he'll be on on Tuesday. It's going to be a banger, but yeah, so they're looking for these people that can garner that kind of. Or that can wield that kind of technology. Wouldn't be surprised if they're constantly on the lookout, like. Yeah, no, they are watching you. They're not watching you because you didn't pay your taxes. They're probably watching you for some other. Which is. Yeah, probably worse.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a good question. I think we should answer this in closing. This is Z Man. Z Man says, would you rather get gang stalked or gang bang? I think. I don't know if I can answer that. But one, two, threes in the chat if you want to get stalked, and three, two ones in the chat if you want to get banged.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I think the reality of the situation is gang stalked is in perpetuity. Gang banged is once.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, that's just a one and done kind of a deal. Unless. Unless, like, an opportunity shows itself again.

[Top Lobster]

What's the ethnicity of the gang bangers?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, right. Well, that. I think the gang part pretty much.

[Top Lobster]

Tells you what implies.

[David Lee Corbo]

Implies what the ethnicity is.

[Top Lobster]

Implies.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, we got to bring it in for a landing, guys. Come see us again in fucking 10 minutes. We're gonna be going live in 10 minutes with Tim Constantine. And I don't know, should we say other things to them? I don't know what else to say to them.

[Top Lobster]

To them. Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

One, two, three. By the way, I'd rather be stalked than banged.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, go ahead and answer that question. And while you think about it, have this picture in your head.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's the bang.

[Top Lobster]

All right, we'll see you guys later.

[David Lee Corbo]

Bye. The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. You can persuade this that what they.

[Top Lobster]

See with their eyes is what there is to see regardless, because they'll act.

[David Lee Corbo]

In the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what.

[Top Lobster]

And they have.