
In this unhinged installment of Nephilim Death Squad Chronicles, David Lee Corbo (aka The Raven) and Top Lobsta dive deep into another listener-submitted tale of paranormal psychedelia, cosmic sex rituals, and interdimensional elf-guided theme park...
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David Lee Corbo
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Top Lobster
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David Lee Corbo
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Top Lobster
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David Lee Corbo
Top Lobster Productions we are being hypnotized by people like this.
Top Lobster
Newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers.
David Lee Corbo
We are in a country and in.
Top Lobster
A world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.
David Lee Corbo
The chasm between what we're told is.
Top Lobster
Going on and what is really going on is absolutely.
David Lee Corbo
Oh yeah, dude, this nephilim.
Top Lobster
It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying what happened to the home of the brave? They control us now when no one's talking about how they made us finally slaves and everybody's just walking around heading the clouds and want to wake up to a dead in the grave. But then it's too late. We need to be ready to raise up. Welcome to the end of day. Everybody is slave. Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in there. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, hello.
Top Lobster
Wow, your mic sounds like. There it goes.
David Lee Corbo
It's really. Is it loud?
Top Lobster
What is it now? It's very loud. Turn it down a little bit. Why don't you do?
David Lee Corbo
I don't understand. I Didn't do anything.
Top Lobster
You did it all.
David Lee Corbo
Haven't changed a thing.
Top Lobster
Are we going to let this. Let them have this or are we going to take it away from them?
David Lee Corbo
What are we doing?
Top Lobster
Pores.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah. We. We can't let them listen for free.
Top Lobster
I didn't know it was an impromptu because we're supposed to be doing a debate, which I didn't know we were doing a debate. God.
David Lee Corbo
I don't think truth. It wasn't a debate. I don't know. I'm not sure what we were.
Top Lobster
Well, I saw it. I saw the announcement for it and it was labeled debate. But we were supposed to debate, apparently. Jt.
David Lee Corbo
It was labeled debate.
Top Lobster
It was labeled debate. I saw it labeled debate. I didn't know that. We almost got got. So what ended up happening? We're supposed to do a show on legit bat with JT follows. JC who, you know, audience of this show knows has been on multiple times. He's a good buddy of ours and he's all about the little season. And I think top, you're not so much about the little season. I'm kind of like in the.
David Lee Corbo
I don't care.
Top Lobster
I don't really think about it very much.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it's like I don't think about it at all. It's. But. But I mean, Ed May did kind of like ruin it for me a little bit. You know, it's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun with theory, but when you start to get into like the nitty gritty of some of the stuff, I'm like, oh, yeah, it's just a fun theory, you know?
Top Lobster
Well, I mean, either way we were supposed to go and. Which is an insane thing. A debate with us and anybody is. Is very silly. But that ended up falling apart. And so now we're doing an impromptu NDS Chronicles where I still have to announce that sometime around the 30 minute mark we're going to be going live.
David Lee Corbo
My mic is extra hot. Let me know if it's like lowered down a little bit because I don't know what the hell is going on. This believable. I've changed nothing.
Top Lobster
Oh, there you go. See, Top sound is up. If this is live. It is. Look what you've done, dude. Look what you.
David Lee Corbo
I've literally changed nothing. I have no idea what's going on. Well, I'm very sorry. I'm very sorry. Yeah.
Top Lobster
I feel like you don't do that much. You're not like a big apologizer.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's lower it's better.
Top Lobster
It sounds better.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Top Lobster
Well anyway guys, Sometime around the 30 minute mark, we're going to be going live exclusively to patreon.com backslash nephilimdeathsquad where you can continue enjoying this conversation, sounding off in the live chat and gaining early access to the episode before the general public. You could do it all for free. Just head over to patreon.com backslash nephilimdeathsquad. Sign up. Hey, it's me. Sign up at the seven day free trial and get out of there before the billing cycle kicks in. But I hope you stay because we make a lot of content and it's actually a really good deal. You pay a couple of bucks a month and you get a fire hose of content because NDS is prolific. And so we've got a lot of backlog shit on patreon.com backslash nephilim death squad.
David Lee Corbo
That's right. You're definitely going to want to be a member on there within the next week. I'm thinking we're thinking like Friday. The tickets will be dropping for Bohemian growth to the members. We have some crazy announcements. Some. I mean there's, there's going to be all kinds of people there. And I have a feeling that we don't even know the extent and the amount of people that will actually be showing up. Hold on. I don't, I don't like that. I don't know what happened. Yeah, we don't even know all the people that will be showing up. We're reaching out to people just to come and hang out. If they want to come hang out. They'll be sitting backstage and stuff.
Top Lobster
But that's kind of what I wanted to do is we have Owen Benjamin and we have Sam Tripoli. So that's obviously a huge deal. Shane is gonna be there as well. No, no, no free tickets for members. Z Man. No free tickets. But as if the event is not big enough, what we're trying to do is go for this kind of interesting vibe where after the show is over and we hit the streets and we go to the restaurants, we go to the bars are directly across the street from each other.
David Lee Corbo
We all do human sacrifice with you.
Top Lobster
We all do human sacrifice. You're gonna see some of your favorite content creators just out sacrificed. We're going to sacrifice Donut. I think it's a blood moon and we're going to sacrifice Donut. He's a worthy sacrifice. So he be like, oh no, man.
David Lee Corbo
That'S not cool, bro. Donut Donut as we.
Top Lobster
It's going to be his last word. So, guys, you're really going to want to be there. It's June 20th through the 21st. It's a two day event and our Patreon members at patreon.com Nephilim Death Squad are getting first dibs because after we open the floodgates to Cashman's audience, Owen Benjamin's audience, Sam Tripley's, you could bet they're going to be gone. So we want you guys.
David Lee Corbo
They're going to be gone super quick. And I mean, we, we even have some other people that might be coming. I mean, is that too early to announce?
Top Lobster
I think it's too. I mean, I, I've been in talks with somebody. I think we'll keep it under wraps. We'll announce it once we're more solidified in it. But yeah, this event just keeps getting bigger and bigger. We have no business doing this. And I said to you this morning that when we set out to make Bohemian groves, we made something cool. Right? You go, oh, wow, that's a cool event. They're doing comedy, they're doing conspiracy.
David Lee Corbo
Right?
Top Lobster
It's kind of unique in that way. And so that's cool. What's ended up happening, guys, is we are getting ready to launch an event that will be, I don't know, one of the most popular things. If you're on Twitter as far as content creators, if you're on Twitter and you're following, you know, the trends and who's who, I don't want to give away too much, but people are going to be there that are going to make people them their pants. So, you know, get to your pants.
David Lee Corbo
All right.
Top Lobster
Get to patreon.com backslash nephilim death squad. Anyway, guys. All right, we're gonna get into the remainder of the story that we read last time. This is from I almost doxed him again. Hopefully you guys see part one. All right, we doxed him. There it goes. Wait, let me check the first line. Yeah, yeah. This one starts off with like so many before me. Please don't say my name on air. If you guys do read this on air and so sorry, Nick.
David Lee Corbo
Sorry.
Top Lobster
So I'll pick it up. You'd have to watch the last episode to know where this is. I don't even know if I remember what happened before. But he goes on to say, wait.
David Lee Corbo
A minute, let's read the last part. Started making a five foot tall painting. Oh, he got into like New Age. He's painting Khali talking about Hinduism. This guy did a. Did a lot of drugs. He's talking about Marcel Vogel. What did he say here? Boom, boom, boom. Same local park. I would do walks by myself a few times. He felt like he was being watched by the government. He could hear that there was just nothing. Starting to feel full on gang stalked and didn't want to be one of those crazy people. So he just let it go, I guess. So. Here we go. All right. Him and his wife.
Top Lobster
All right. You only. I'll do it. I'm gonna read it. Okay, you do it. My wife and I. My wife. My new black wife. My wife.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, by the way.
Top Lobster
You want to pull those pictures up real quick because those are really funny.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, Brock.
Top Lobster
Turn all the homies into black people. And it's. It's actually fantastic. I think Clint's came out the best. It looks the most realistic. Although they all do look really realistic. You go to patreon.com backslash nephilim death squad. You can see these black pictures. There's. There's Clint. There's Clint. Clinteris Russell in blackface. There is Toad. Actually, Toad might be one of the best ones.
David Lee Corbo
This guy looks like he. Toad looks like the guy that left me in Jamaica, you know? You know that story, like, where, like, they drive us to the catamaran and then I call him and he's like, he's just not coming back. He looked just like this dude.
Top Lobster
Really?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, no, just like this dude.
Top Lobster
It's funny though, my. When my wife saw him as black, she was like, if he was black, he wouldn't be a virgin. And I was like, damn.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, but the kind of girls he'd be pulling would be disgusting.
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah, they'd be bad. They'd be real, real fat white chicks. But still, you know, I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
They'd be fat. No, this guy. This type of guy pulls fat black chicks, but whatever. Here we go.
Top Lobster
Me, your is so bad, dude. Yours for some reason aged you like 20 years and made you a Somalian pirate. And it is very aggressive. Very aggressive.
David Lee Corbo
It says N twice. Couldn't decide.
Top Lobster
Cuz I said make him black. And they made it twice on his shirt. This one is funny. Go to. Go to Jose's, cuz. Jose's my yo, his hair is so crazy. The caption that I made for that one was, yo, have you ever heard of the KFC bombing? And I thought crazy was the best one because of the whole OKC bombing thing.
David Lee Corbo
And then we tried to do we're trying to do cold. So we have Cole here, but it just turned. It just made him like, like more white. I was like, it wouldn't. It wouldn't do it because he's graduating. So I was like, no, no. Yeah.
Top Lobster
It's a picture of Cole graduating. And for some reason all it did was just make him look better. It gave him like better teeth and. But didn't change his skin color at all.
David Lee Corbo
There we go. Oh, my God.
Top Lobster
Josie, the redheaded libertarian looks insufferable.
David Lee Corbo
I could smell this picture.
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah, it smells like cocoa butter.
David Lee Corbo
Smells like cocoa butter. Yeah. For real.
Top Lobster
Crazy. She's so well hydrated. Her skin. Yeah. Very, very, very agitating to look at, honestly, because it feels like she's going to lecture me and she's going to have a sass and a bop in her voice. That's going to really, really make me upset.
David Lee Corbo
Said the nappy headed libertarian. All right, we gotta stop. There's too much racism.
Top Lobster
We're gonna get into these pictures. This show is not about racism. All right, let's. I'm sorry. Into these stories. So my wife and I would go to the YMCA and be lightly tripping, lift, and then sit in the hot tub and sauna. But that had to stop after. One time I was in the sauna with her and I saw her face morph into like a fairy elf kind of face.
David Lee Corbo
You were.
Top Lobster
You were tripping and lifting.
David Lee Corbo
Weird.
Top Lobster
That's crazy. Like, so you're doing. Mushrooms are acid, and it's acid and you're going to the gym. This man is an animal. A completely ungovernable animal. Okay?
David Lee Corbo
He's a dangerous retard, dude.
Top Lobster
I mean, 100. A dangerous retard. I've never heard anybody recreationally drop acid and go lift weights. That's crazy. Okay, um, man. Wild. All right. Figured it's probably a bad idea to be that high at the gym. Yeah. Yeah, dude, you're right. Acid was definitely the easiest thing to get for a while. And so me and my wife did that together a bunch of times, but we never did anything more than one tab and so never truly broke out from this reality. Well, I mean, thank God you were at the fucking public YMCA gym just microdosing acid.
David Lee Corbo
This is weird.
Top Lobster
Crazy, dude. I wonder if it helps. Helps you get a pump on. All right, so I did have one trip where for some reason I decided to go to bed. Like two hours into the trip. The moment I fell asleep, I was in what looked like a white marble holy place.
David Lee Corbo
Here we go.
Top Lobster
Interesting. Or Like a very religious. Religiously built coliseum of sorts. And no better way to describe it than the jesters. Oh, interesting. It was more vivid than any normal dream I've ever had. Perdio sutra bajo redujeros presente su solicitud. Oy mismo con del departamento de emplude, Oregon es gratis vasil y servicios de interpretacion. Dis ponivles. Llame al uno, ocho. Siete, siete. Tres, cuatro, cinco, tres, cuatro, ocho, cuatro. Obviously, I couldn't stop there. So I got an ounce of mushrooms and we started playing with those. And I would say that the weird stuff increased pretty drastically, but it was definitely centered around my brain and how I was perceiving things. Like they were NPCs being used by entities from outside reality, communicating to me through synchronicities. Holy, dude, this guy is on like that arc of Jim Carrey in the movie 23.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster
I've never seen it, but it's like at this point, you know, I've never seen the movie, but he's just like that. He's gonna start scribbling the names of these entities on his face and walls. Lots of random small trips, but a couple that were nerve wracking in the contemplative existence kind of way. Okay.
David Lee Corbo
So he's.
Top Lobster
He's doing an awful lot of thinking about his mortality. Wife didn't like that so much, so we kept it under the. Under a gram after that. But what we both love was on mushrooms, dude.
David Lee Corbo
And then he clarifies having sex on mushrooms is fantastic.
Top Lobster
In case you didn't know what the. I was saying, penetration on mushrooms, top notch. All right. So our perspective on that changed when we were on a regular dose and decided to do the thing. I had covered a wall in that bedroom with a large amount of plants. Oh, that's nice. Okay. I thought he was gonna. You know what? I thought he was gonna say I had covered a wall in a fucking tapestry. You know, that kind of a bedroom. It smells like smoke and it's got a. Yeah, it smells like patchouli and it's got a big fucking psychedelic tapestry on the wall. The worst. And those black light pictures. It's like a gnome next to a mushroom and it's fucking black light. My God. Damn it, dude, get a job. The moment the trip started, I felt like the plants were watching us and we started to do our thing and they were really, really watching us intently. Then what the fuck? So he's banging his wife and he's like, I think these plants are watching us. And then when he gets into it, he's like, oh no, they're definitely watching. Like, I could look at an individual plant and I could feel Slash see it responding to us.
David Lee Corbo
A little plant owner.
Top Lobster
Yeah, little plant erection her. And I continued our thing, but I was getting crazy flashes of what looked like an amphitheater surrounding us as all these creatures watched us like we were animals in a zoo when it was some. When me and my wife do it, our cats will like come out of hiding and stare at us. It's not cool.
David Lee Corbo
It's weird.
Top Lobster
It's very weird. It felt like the wife and I kind of merged minds. Then I got flashes of what looked like a close up of an insect's eye and a mantis looking creature that made creepy ass clicking sounds. That's interesting. So even the mantis creatures are watching you? Damn, dude, you must have been putting on a show after we finish. I said it felt like we were being watched the whole time and she agreed and described the whole thing that I experienced, which was really frigging weird, man. That is, you know, I don't understand. You're gonna do mushrooms, right? And that's fine. I'm not saying, I'm not advocating for it, but I'm just saying. And that's fine. But to then go, but what do we do when we do mushrooms? It's got to be something extracurricular, right? Why don't we go to the ymca? Why don't we go lift weights? Why don't we have sex like this? I don't know. Isn't just like. What about sitting down and watching a movie or something cool? You know, like watch. Watch Pan's Labyrinth on acid and have a good time. Don't.
David Lee Corbo
Is that what you guys watched on Saturday, Pan's Labyrinth?
Top Lobster
No, what did I watch on Saturday.
David Lee Corbo
With the, with the crew there? This is what Scott's saying. Oh, thanks for joining us. Movie night.
Top Lobster
Yeah, we watched and he calls you.
David Lee Corbo
A not nice Scott.
Top Lobster
It's not nice guy. We watched for the fourth kind. The fourth kind. And that, that's a, you know, it's a little bit of a fucking Billy Carson Anunaki kind of movie. And it's really confusing because the whole time the. The fourth kind came out a long time ago. And what it does is it shows you reenactment footage. So it tells you like, this is all a reenactment and it'll put the movie scenes side by side with the old actual footage. But it's not actual footage. But they work really hard to convince you. Even at the end of the movie when it's all done, it gives you, like, a wall of text. And it's like, ever since that day in 2000 and whatever. This person went on to be a. A. A, you know, a. A psychiatrist that is now employed at this place, and that person unfortunately killed themselves. You know, it like, gives you a whole breakdown of what everybody's doing today, But I don't think any of it's real, which is annoying. But, yeah, it's a. It's a cool movie. It just ends with, like, Anunaki being like, I created you.
David Lee Corbo
I've been watching. I watched the House of David. That was great.
Top Lobster
What did you. What do you think?
David Lee Corbo
I thought it was fantastic. I thought it was a little drama. Dramatized, dramaticized.
Top Lobster
Yeah, right. Because there's a lot of information that we don't have. And if you want to make a series out of it, you know, I understand taking some creative liberties, but I don't think they did anything gay.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, it was. I thought it was pretty great. They added. They had to, like, listen, if you're gonna fill eight hours of content, you're gonna have to make it. If that was realistically, like, six chapters of, like, the Book of Samuel or something like that. So I was like, all right. You know, But I enjoyed it. I enjoyed that. Now I'm watching the Chosen, which is.
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah. Amazon prime was recommending that to me, but I was like, I'll make my own mind up.
David Lee Corbo
He just started playing it, and I was like, all right, I guess we're watching this now.
Top Lobster
How is that?
David Lee Corbo
It's pretty cool. I mean, I'm like, two or three episodes in. It's pretty. I'm enjoying it. I have no.
Top Lobster
Like, I'll give it a shot.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, a lot of people. I'll watch it. But a lot of people I think they have issues with. Again, like, they're dramaticizing things and they're adding some stuff, but it doesn't. It seems like they're doing their best not to change the whole. You know, change the Bible, but. But just, like, they're telling a story, so they've got.
Top Lobster
Where I noticed they. They did the dramatization with House of David was in the scene. I. I don't want to give away too much spoilers.
David Lee Corbo
Give away too much. It's in the Bible. If you haven't read it yet, he kills. Go.
Top Lobster
I can go. I'LL spoil the whole thing. I'll tell you how everything ends. So. So when he's fighting Goliath, he's doing, like a lot of dodging of spears and rolls and stuff.
David Lee Corbo
I was under the assumption that he just, like walked up and was like, whip app and then cut his head off.
Top Lobster
That's what I thought. And I would, but, you know, I mean, that's too short of a scene, I guess. So they, you know, I don't know what this means.
David Lee Corbo
I'm over modulated.
Top Lobster
I like that Lucas said that. And he could just be making up.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, Lucas. What's that mean?
Top Lobster
What's that mean? Over modulated? Turn down the modulation.
David Lee Corbo
I don't have any modulation on. It's just decided there's a problem. My microphone has decided it's gonna do what it feels like today. So we're. We're dealing with that, I guess.
Top Lobster
Sorry, let's get back into this. So. So he's talking to the mantises. They're watching him have sex. They're really into it. His wife told. Tells him and confirms everything that he experienced. And then he says, at this point, I was determined to get my hands on D because, you know, mantis creatures watching you bang is just not far enough. So he's determined to get his hands on dmt, but he could not source it for anything, so he decided to buy all the materials and make it himself. Surprisingly easy. Yeah, I was almost doing that once, but luckily I'm so actually dumb, actually retarded, that I couldn't even begin to do a simple science experiment where you extract it from.
David Lee Corbo
This is a good point. From Stacks Farmstead, they left out the part where they circumcised David. I circumcised Goliath after he killed him. That's a little strange. I understand why they like that.
Top Lobster
That's very important to keep in there. Yeah, yeah. You got to take that dick skin.
David Lee Corbo
He's there saying, now I just. I try to fix it, my mic, and they're saying, now I sound gay.
Top Lobster
Yeah, it's turn. Turn down the modulation. You turn.
David Lee Corbo
I'm going to turn down the gay setting. Hold on.
Top Lobster
The gay.
David Lee Corbo
All right, I lowered the gay a little bit.
Top Lobster
There you go.
David Lee Corbo
We'll see what happens.
Top Lobster
And then he wore the foreskins like a crown. Is that what happened? Is that. Can you just wear one. One of Goliath's foreskins?
David Lee Corbo
Like. Yeah, he did cut his head off, which is pretty badass. And then he cut up his foreskin.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Hi, M. Lauren. I'm glad you're back. I didn't think you'd come back after the last Dangerous retards. We were talking a lot of shit about you guys, but continue, David.
Top Lobster
Yeah, all right. What the hell was I doing? Where am I?
David Lee Corbo
Maybe a good idea for brogrow foreskin cloaks. Figure it out.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Should we tell the people we're thinking about, like, VIP packages and shit like that?
Top Lobster
Yeah, we are thinking about VIP packages. We're thinking about. It's kind of a swag bag with some in it. We're also thinking about a very limited amount of cloaks. I'd like them to be brown this time because black is a little menacing. It feels a little bit, you know, a little dark. So I wanted to go. I wanted to go like a dark brown. Something a little earthy, you know? What do you guys think? What do you. In the chat? Why don't you give us some suggestions for what you people would want? What would make a VIP ticket worth it for you? Foreskin hats is an option, but we'd have to source a lot of giants and we'd have to shed a lot of dick skin off of them. O VRP is nice. Very people. I like that.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, listen, I'm doing my best. These guys are trying. They're like. It's peing. It's this that I. I don't know what's going on. So we'll see. We will see. I'm so sorry. We were supposed to have a. A freaking different show before this and we decided to do this one. But that guy, number one, reschedule. He scheduled incorrectly. And then number two then spilled water on his laptop.
Top Lobster
So I like. This is the most menacing I've ever heard. M. Lauren 777 says I'm always here. I just have different X. And she's just. I don't like always watching. Always watching. What the are they doing? Okay, so. So okay. All right. He does dmt. He has sex with his wife. They like that. The animals and everything in the place like that. They like that. This manatee, I mean, manatee, Mantis creature makes CLICKING SOUNDS After I finished, I felt like we were being watched the whole time. Okay, I'm sorry. He's determined to get his hands on. On dmt. The anxiety before doing DMT is a really weird thing. It felt like I was about to die or commit suicide. It's hard to describe, but it felt almost like possession in the form of fear pushed from somewhere else. Pushed into you from somewhere Else. That's interesting. So I did the thing and all of reality vibrated with the highest pitch noise you've ever heard and completely shattered. That's interesting. Like the voice in the glass, like a singing, you know, and shattering the glass immediately. I was in what felt like an underground stone chamber in front of a wall that was being lit with torches. I couldn't see. And this entity, who at the time I didn't know was Thoth of, of the Egyptian pantheon, asked me for permission. It said telepathically, I need your permission. Of course you do, you piece of. Be quick. But I need your permission before you continue on. And so I raised my right hand and said, yes. Damn you up, dude. You gave Thoth permission. He's gonna 100% have sex with you. He's like, I seen the way you do that thing with your wife. Very interested in you doing that thing to me. All right. The moment this happened, I was in like a Hindu temple, but everything was shifted green like in the Matrix. And one of the jester elves that appeared shoved me into what looked like a minecart and telepathically said quickly, we've got to go. You're not going to be here for very long. Damn. So that's interesting because I've heard that before. These entities in the DMT realm have a sense of urgency. They're trying to show you something. Oftentimes it's like a, a, a technology or a concept that's like, you understand it in the moment, but once you come back to physical reality, you don't have the language to describe it and it just kind of falls away like a dream. But they always seem to have this sense of urgency. They know you're actually not going to be in that realm for very long. So I mentally asked, what is this? And it responded mentally with, oh, I'm sorry, he's. I mentally asked, so this is what this is? And it responded mentally with, yep, but we gotta go, we don't have much time. And it zoomed me around and poof, I'm back into my body again. For the next few minutes, I saw hieroglyphic looking things on my bedroom walls until the DMT finally released me. I've seen that before. I saw that on what the hell is that stupid called not K2Salvia. I saw hieroglyphics. Everything was my whole. Everything was made of hieroglyphics.
David Lee Corbo
Who was the guy that. It was. I think it was like while he's doing either DMT or mushrooms, when looking at A red light. They were seeing the hieroglyph. Hieroglyphics. Or like some kind of weird language.
Top Lobster
Oh, there's a guy that. I don't know. I always thought this was satire. I refused to look into it any deeper. But there's a guy that did a bunch of psychedelics, I think. I don't know which one he did, but long story short, he discovered that you can see the code to our reality inside of a laser beam if you project it onto a wall and look at it from the right angle. But like, I mean, it always looked cool and fascinating, but something about it just felt so. It was like, if that was true, wouldn't somebody have stumbled upon that sooner? I don't know. So, okay, Junior says that was a dude seeing the matrix when he did psilocybin. Maybe I'm conflating it with something else.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, But I know that guy involved. Oh, I think I actually have it. It's dmt.
Top Lobster
And Z man says it was a low dose of DMT and a laser was letting people see binary code. Yeah, but. But it's like, is that real? I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
I'm sorry. This is the guy here.
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, this is exactly it. And I kept asking myself, how are.
David Lee Corbo
All of us seeing the same thing? Oh, my God.
Top Lobster
It changing shapes right there. The laser was revealing numbers and letters.
David Lee Corbo
Running in a pattern. It's like this big here, and it looks like code.
Top Lobster
It looked like programming code. It's definitely saying something then. I just want to take a picture.
David Lee Corbo
Of it and translate it. Wow. You see that?
Top Lobster
Okay, so.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it's not stuck.
Top Lobster
No, it's not because of the light. No, it's on its own side.
David Lee Corbo
Light is just literally revealing it. That's. Yeah, that's fine. That's pretty cool.
Top Lobster
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what that is. Like, I don't know if that's real. I don't know how I feel about that. Raven needs to experiment with it and let us know. What's that? The dmt? No, thank you. All right, let's. Let's continue on here. So he goes to a Hindu temple. The elves take him on a ride, and they keep telling him it's not going to be here long. They really got to show him some. For the next few minutes, he sees hieroglyphics on his bedroom walls until the DMT finally releases him. It felt like a woman's energy letting go of my arms from within them. Interesting. And I woke up with the intense feeling of not being afraid of death. And it was weird how fresh I felt and I felt like I had been away for a very long time, but it was not even 5 minutes. I was enamored by the whole concept of DMT but still didn't grasp any negatives mentally or spiritually. Ah, all right, all right. One time I went in and a woman goddess monster was kind of hovering over me. Kind of felt like sex. Sounds a lot like Lilith. A woman goddess monster? What made of a monster? Was it her talonous legs?
David Lee Corbo
Oh that's actually interesting because in that. So in the first episode of that, that the show, the Chosen. Yeah there's. They're focusing on Mary Magdalene but she's, she's calling herself Lilith which is. Yeah, yeah. So they, they nail it again. It's not, it's not biblical, but she's, she's possessed. Oh, hi Nancy. She's in our, our other private. We have layers of private chat. Like you can't even get into this layer.
Top Lobster
Finally I was wondering if she was gonna decide to work today.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Thanks. Thanks for showing up.
Top Lobster
Almost a no call, no show.
David Lee Corbo
Almost every last minute we're just like.
Top Lobster
And dox your pay.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. So yeah, so she's Lilith. And basically I like the first episode is about the Pharisee Nicodemus who actually has like a redeeming story at the very end. If you read the gospels, he, he prepares Jesus's body after he's killed. But he is a Pharisees like a high rank Pharisee and he tried to perform an exorcism on this, this woman and it didn't work. And then Jesus comes at the end of the episode and bingo. She's good. But it's, it's funny like they, they knew to use the term Lilith or that's what she was calling herself as she. As a prostitute. Which it's interesting. I don't know. Yeah, I'm just, I'm gonna continue watching. I like the way it's going. It's not going to be like reading the Bible, but it's always nice to have you know like a entertainment pieces about something that we're talking about and something that we're like, we really enjoy talking about. It gives if they. If done correct.
Top Lobster
Another one that came out the King of Kings. I know it's from that, that suspect ass. Angel Studios or whatever this is from.
David Lee Corbo
David is from Angel Studios. Oh no, no, no, sorry. The Chosen is from. The Chosen is from Angel Studios.
Top Lobster
Yes. So I don't Know how I feel? Because I. To me, it's very strange. The whole Timothy Albarino. QAnon, save the kids overlap is very strange to me.
David Lee Corbo
And Timothy Albarino.
Top Lobster
I mean, I'm not. I'm sorry. Not Timothy Alberino. What's this? Gu.
David Lee Corbo
Jim Caviezel.
Top Lobster
Jim Caviezel. Albarino and Caviezel, you know, they were close, even though totally different. But I. I see that it keeps getting good reviews. And so I want to show Jack, my son. I want to show him King of Kings. So I don't know if. If anybody in the chat has seen it and they think it's good, let me know.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I'll. I'll check it out. Listen, I mean, at this point, I'd rather watch this than, like, some other, but. Yeah. Angel Studios. Oh, Angel Studios was founded by Mormons.
Top Lobster
That makes it a lot more fun.
David Lee Corbo
Not nice guy. Shout out. Not nice guy.
Top Lobster
Shout out. Not Nice guy And his co host. Thank you for Angel Studios. Okay, let's. Let's get into this.
David Lee Corbo
Shout out. Hottie love.
Top Lobster
Oh, Nancy says I never know when you people are gonna do a chronicles. Yeah, Nancy, we need to stay on your toes, okay? Yeah, you're supposed to be. The whole stipulation was we pay you and you wait on our every beck and call. I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
Nancy, you come into Bohemian Grove, apparently.
Top Lobster
She is really Nancy. There will be no murder at Bohemian Grove. And also, we're gonna have security. Somebody's gonna have to make sure that Nancy's not taking weapons into the venue. Okay, let's see here. So. So the third time I did. No, no, no. Okay, yeah, I woke up again with the fresh feeling. Wait, did I skip something?
David Lee Corbo
Okay, third from the last time.
Top Lobster
No, no, this is from the. The goddess monster hovering over me. Kind of felt like sex. And she said she was gonna fix me. And for me to open my mouth. She jammed a giant futinari succubus dick in my mouth.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, no, no.
Top Lobster
I opened my mouth for real, which I could feel, but I was still in a different reality when I did. She poured an electric lime green liquid into my mouth, and I felt something in my brain click like it was a part missing from a computer. And then I woke up again with the freshest feeling. And again, I felt like I had just died and came to life. The third from the last time. Damn, dude. The third from the last time I did dmt, I was brought to an endless field where I was greeted by the DMT elves. An endless field. I wonder if it's like a field of reeds. Like what, Gladiator Elysia? Yeah, yeah, I think it's called Elysium.
David Lee Corbo
Elysium.
Top Lobster
Elysium. Because I, I think there's probably something to that too, right? Like, why would that be part of their lore? Enough people would have had to have like, I don't know, had nd near death experiences and been like, yeah, I was in a field of reeds, okay. I was brought to an endless field where I was greeted by the DMT elves and they were either walking around or standing at these giant mushroom looking trees. They greeted me and said it had been a while. Then one of them asked me if I wanted to know the secret to all of reality. I said, obviously, yes. It said, okay, but that you can't bring it back to the other side and they can't know yet. See, that's what I'm talking about. That's that shit that you can't bring back from the DMT realm. That's exactly what I said. So it told me specifics and I remember saying, seriously, that's the secret. The whole universe is a joke. And it responded with, yes, it's the biggest joke. And then I woke up laughing but couldn't remember the specifics of the joke. Interesting.
David Lee Corbo
And it was, it was a black joke.
Top Lobster
It was a black joke.
David Lee Corbo
Very funny.
Top Lobster
No, you know what he said? He told them that Yakub made the white man. And he said, it's funny, really. And that was it.
David Lee Corbo
You know, one of the things that I, I really love about, well, just the story of David and, and, and what they did with that because like, I got, I have to go back and reread all those books from the Old Testament because I was rereading like we did a revelation, now I'm looking at Genesis, but there's so much good stuff in between. We, I'd love to get somebody on to talk about King Solomon, but you know, last time, yeah, we tried that.
Top Lobster
Right. Didn't work out too well.
David Lee Corbo
But the idea of like God having a sense of humor, like, is like the things that he's doing are very funny. Yeah, like nobody know. Just like the, the Jewish guy I was arguing with today, he was making up all these like, valid arguments to me as to why. He's like, well, Jesus, you guys believe in Jesus, but he didn't come back. He didn't fulfill the law, he didn't do this. He, he would have been a warrior, he would have been this. And I'm like, it's really Funny that you think that, like, that you're looking for this because the God that you're worshiping is quite hilarious.
Top Lobster
Yes.
David Lee Corbo
And you're just like looking for all these characteristics that you bestowed for whatever reason on God. And then when it doesn't show up the way you think, you think God wrong. Yeah. You're like, well, obviously God's an. And he's wrong. Like, no, he's. He's very funny. He's very funny.
Top Lobster
Your interpretation.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it's like, but, but he came and he fulfilled all that law. Like every, every law that every prophecy you're talking about, he fulfilled it like sometimes even twice. So like you're looking, you're looking at stuff, but you still can't see. It's kind of funny. It's right in your face.
Top Lobster
That's it. That's that, that strong delusion. Right.
David Lee Corbo
It's sad. Yeah.
Top Lobster
Phil labonte is in the chat. He says Malachi prophecy, I think it means Malachi, unless it is malice. Malachi prophecy suggests Benedict was the last legitimate Pope, with Petrus Romanus handing the papacy back to Peter. I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know what any of you.
Top Lobster
Talking about something different, but it is worth mentioning that today it is actually Philabonte. Hello, Philip Bonty. Today is. The Pope is dead. Actually, I think the Pope died last night, technically on Easter Sunday. And now we stay risen. He is not. No, actually that didn't happen. He's dead still. And. And so now we're waiting to see if. And. And you know, there is a. There's a prophecy out there. I think it's called the prophecies of. Of Saint Malachi or something like that. I could be totally wrong, but there was this idea of like 111 popes and then after the 111th pope, something. We tried to do an episode recently on it and we had a guy on and he said, did you know that there's a prophecy about the Pope being the last Pope? And we said, yeah, I've heard about that. Tell us about it. And he kind of went, well, did you know there's a prophecy about the Pope? This could be the last Pope. And then that was kind of the end of that.
David Lee Corbo
Then he asked us to edit it. And I was like, he's like, that.
Top Lobster
Part where you said that tranny's are doing stuff at the White House. Can you edit that out? We said, well, no. Well, no. I mean, there is a. There is a fucking. There's a.
David Lee Corbo
That's literally what I told this guy. It was wild. I mean, I don't know what. I don't know how you guys would ever handle this in your situation. If you ever, like, had a podcast and then had, like an agency reach out to you to book their client, and then after you do an episode with them, the agency reaches out again and says, my client was uncomfortable with something you said. Could you edit it out? And I just responded, no, that's it. No explanation.
Top Lobster
Just too fucking. Yo. This is great too, by the way. Z Man says the Pope died at 88, which is true. And he died on Easter, which happened to fall on Hitler's birthday this year. Hell yeah. So strange. So strange. Yeah. And Dave Smith's birthday and Dave Smith's birthday. Also. My grandma died. My clairvoyant remote viewing abductee Grandma died on 420.
David Lee Corbo
She was.
Top Lobster
Got too high. Okay, all right, all right. So it's the biggest joke. Okay. Second from the last time I did it, I was blasted into a many colored room that was spherical with another sphere in the center that was kind of churning into itself. And I got the distinct feeling this was me dying, but I was fine with it. Then I got blasted into what people have described as the cosmic daycare. I was an energy being surrounded by other energy beings. And we're all being cared for by this older, loving feeling energy that sounds like, like, damn, I forgot what the name of the movie. It's like a Pixar movie or a Disney movie. And it's about souls. I think it's called Soul. It's called Soul.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And they're like waiting, you know, it's like a daycare, like a waiting room for souls before they're born into this realm. Then I got in, I got shot into what looks like how you would imagine the shape of the inside of a spaceship is if there's nothing else. Nothing around the edges. So at the. Then I got shot into what looks like how you would imagine the shape of the inside of a spaceship if there is nothing around the edges. It was kind of bluish lit, but not bright by any means. In the very center were two beings that looked like they were made of light. And one of them was seated in a chair with the other one behind it to the right. From my perspective, that being was stand. The being that was standing said, hello, welcome, this is God. And I mentally said, wow, all right. I don't really know what to say. The entity said, asked if I had any questions for God or had anything to discuss with him. And I said, can't think of anything at the moment, but I guess. Thank you for everything. Lol. Then I woke up again with that freshest, revitalized feeling again. But again, it felt like I had just died and come back. Man. What the is this?
David Lee Corbo
You should have asked. That was your opportunity to test the spirit. That's like. You'd be like, who the are you? What's your real name?
Top Lobster
Who are you?
David Lee Corbo
Who are you? Tell me who you are. You throw them off of a parking lot.
Top Lobster
I love that though, because the. The. You know, to go like number one. I don't think you can look at God. I don't know, man. We've talked to people who have said they've seen God. Honestly, I do have. I had a dream where I did see like a man's face. And. And I thought I. In the dream, I thought I was talking to God. And then I woke up because something like touched me on my forehead and my eyes popped open and nothing was there. And I just had this distinct feeling that I was just chatting it up with God. I don't know. Maybe. What?
David Lee Corbo
Look at the time.
Top Lobster
What?
David Lee Corbo
Look at the time.
Top Lobster
What time is it? It's 41. It's 309. It's 4:46. What. What do we.
David Lee Corbo
What we got a lot of times. Yeah, but it's like 40. Well, it's 39 on my clock. You have 41 over there?
Top Lobster
No, I have 3:10. It's 3:10pm What I'm saying is. Oh, oh. Oh, man. That was. I was.
David Lee Corbo
This guy's a dude.
Top Lobster
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David Lee Corbo
Who.
Top Lobster
Who pay us their hard earned money and other things. There's other things there too. Early access to episodes and a treasure trove of content. Have I mentioned that? Patreon.com Nephilim Death Squad and Bye bye. Bye, bye bye. You want to take this part over? It's right here.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, keep reading because I have to kick these guys out.
Top Lobster
Oh yeah, kick them out. Okay. The last time I did it, I had been talking it up to my wife. I was really trying to get her to do it. But she was very nervous, even though she had seen me do it a bunch of times by then. So I did the thing and was immediately in a room of red. And a woman who healed me, prior, was there, but much more monster like. Ah. So the Lilith arch type thing, all right. And the best I could describe it is that the only thing in my visual field was a very angry Medusa woman over me and around me. And in the most angry way you could imagine, she was talking about how I betrayed everything. And the way that I was talking about it was absolutely wrong. And I should never tell anyone about the specifics of being on that side of things. And then she kicked me the out wasn't even gone a minute. I came out laughing but nervous. And I told my wife I got kicked the out. Wow, that's crazy. That. That's an interesting thing too, because we've heard that a lot where people will. I think it was Colin. You know, he had this experience. He keeps doing mushrooms. And they basically. Didn't they say to him, like, hey, you gotta stop coming here, homie.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think. I don't know if it was like a feeling of uninvited, but they were like, yeah. What are you. What are you doing?
Top Lobster
I think it was just like they were. They were saying, like, there's nothing more for you here. You keep coming. We've given you and told you and talked to you and given you the experiences. Stop. Stop coming here. So it's interesting because I don't know if you think of them as just plain evil creatures. You would say, well, their motives are to corrupt you. And so the more you show up, the better it is for them. But something does seem to happen occasionally where they're like, you're not welcome here anymore. Stop coming here.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, maybe they're just not getting what they want out of you. And it's like, all right, we're done.
Top Lobster
Yeah. It could be that she was still willing to try it. So I loaded her up and she hit the thing hard three times like you do. I watched her inhale and exhale. We waited and nothing, absolutely nothing happened to her. Shortly after, she had a dream where she was talking to someone who looked just like me, but she could tell it wasn't me in there. And this dude said he was Kronos. Cool. Cool. Freaked her out a lot. Freaked me out. Interesting. Why is Nancy saying I'm on drugs? Nancy's private thing. It's probably because I'm fast. I just gotta I'm just fast. I had two cups of coffee, Nancy, before we started, and.
David Lee Corbo
And I'm feeling slow, so I guess in comparison, he's fast. All right. Somewhere in all this mess, my wife and I saw a dogman like creature dam on the property of a local billionaire. What the. Where do you live? While we were driving with my dealer at night. What? That's a crazy sentence. It just, like, kept getting crazy. All right, so he saw a dog man on the property of a local billionaire while driving with his dealer at night.
Top Lobster
Even a local billionaire is a crazy sentence.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I don't even have a local billionaire. Tom's like, a millionaire, I guess. But that's true. We. We. Nope. The fuck out of there. Same dude and his girl came over one time for. For a. To chill, and we were discussing the deep about reality, and his girl was really saying some incredible things. We kept on track for a good 10 minutes, and at the end, we kind of found a stopping point. And then everyone in the room but me just forgot everything we were discussing. And when I pressed them on it, they just kind of NPC stared and moved on to hell yeah, weed man type stuff. Wait, wait, wait. He. He pressed them on. What did he press them on here? Wait.
Top Lobster
We kept track of a good 10 minutes, then we ended up stopping, pointing everyone in the room but me just forgot.
David Lee Corbo
We were discussing deep about reality.
Top Lobster
And he's pressing them on the deep.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they kind of like. Then they kind of have to, like, like, fall back from it. You know what's weird?
Top Lobster
Like, they went too far in their programming, doesn't allow for it.
David Lee Corbo
It's that. That's happened to me with some of. Some of my friends here that I recently met. They, like, they go so far and then they get, like, kind of like, goofy about stuff, but they. They can't break a certain. And it's. I'm not getting like, whoa, like, all hippie dippy with them, but I'm just like, talking about some realities and they.
Top Lobster
Just can't, like, hey, kids are awfully autistic, huh?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, there's a lot of vaccines out there, huh? They're just like, there's a wall.
Top Lobster
More vaccines and more.
David Lee Corbo
I enjoy. I enjoy finding that wall with different people. Like, like just normie people that don't know who I am. Yeah, I. I like to press until I could find that wall, and then I'll stop. Yeah.
Top Lobster
We went to a restaurant once, and when the server came over top, just wrote the N word on a post. It note and slid it over to her.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And then, you know, everything was cool after that and she continued to serve us. But, yeah, he's constantly, like, testing.
David Lee Corbo
I was like, what do you think about that?
Top Lobster
What do you think about that?
David Lee Corbo
Large Coke, please. Anyway, everything beyond weed slowed way after that day. Lots more weird shit happened, but I didn't want to write a book for you guys. Since then, I've become resolute in my belief in God. No one sect but the God of the Bible and Jesus Christ. I believe the church is where the believers are not. I believe the church is where the believers are not some building. Yes, that's a yes.
Top Lobster
I dropped that comma for you right there.
David Lee Corbo
Thank you.
Top Lobster
These are things, by the way, that Nancy should be doing. Nancy, where's our commas?
David Lee Corbo
Nancy's on drugs. Sometimes I'll be falling asleep and get off. Get on an off feeling or a noise. And I asked, and I asked for, say, ask for or say the name of Jesus to protect me. And it seems to bring me comfort enough to sleep. Appreciate everything you do. Best wishes. Thanks, man. This is best wishes to you, dude.
Top Lobster
Yes, that's very nice.
David Lee Corbo
I've been. I've been thinking about that. The church thing again as well, because Obviously the Matthew 15:11 or Matthew 15:12. Yeah, that. That thing came back up. My dad had actually asked me an interesting question the other day.
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah, we're talking about this.
David Lee Corbo
Did I say on. Did we talk about it on air?
Top Lobster
No, no, we didn't talk about it on the show.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Yeah. So Nancy says she's asked if she wants if we wanted to do a spell check, grammar check. You said no because you like roasting people. That is correct. I forgot I said that. Nancy, thanks for embarrassing us.
Top Lobster
Real, real nice.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, Real, real nice of you.
Top Lobster
Real nice, Nancy.
David Lee Corbo
All right. Yeah. My dad asked me. I was wearing the 5G Nephilim. Nephilim shit shirt. And my dad was like, so you talk about, like, God and stuff on your show, right? And I'm like, yeah. And he's like, so why are you wearing that shirt? And then it got down to like, oh, yeah. Like, we had to have that discussion again.
Top Lobster
And then, why, why bad language and why. Why God? Which is where a lot of people. Like, there was some lady on Twitter who became obsessed with us and started doing this, like, big, deep dive on me because she thought that I was a shill. And by the end of it, all she had to throw in my face was that I had a potty mouth and I'm just going, yeah, yeah. What you want me to. I mean, you know, and I was saying to you that your dad comes from an era where, like, back then, people were more conservative. And, like, swearing was an actual sign. Yeah, that swearing was an actual sign of, like, bad intent. You know what I mean? Like. Like the dudes that were swearing were also, like, doing drugs and beating people up and stuff like that. And now where the paradigm is switched, where, like, people are coming to you with, like, fake sweetness and kind words that they don't really mean. And behind the scenes, they're, I don't know, doing really, really horrifying, you know, sexual debaucherous, you know, crap like that. Because we just got finished dealing with the era of leftism where the greatest evil you could perform was being offensive. But never mind the fact that they were putting your kids on hormone therapy. So I'd much rather live in a dichotomy where people are, you know, jokingly allowed to say obtuse. But if you check the character of their, you know, or the morality of their character, they're not engaging in anything. So. So, like, even you and I, like, if I were to say I don't engage in debaucherous behavior, that might be a weird way to put it. I don't engage in, like, any behavior. I engage in the behavior you see here on this show. And then after this, I sit down with my wife or I take my kid to the park and I go for a walk. I don't go to the club. I don't go to the bar. I don't engage in any kind of real debauchery. So I.
David Lee Corbo
It's crazy that people, like, are coming out to see us at Bohemian Grove, I guess, or I don't know what they're coming out for. Maybe to see Owen Benjamin and Sam Tripley, probably.
Top Lobster
But like that.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, like, we're kind of boring. We're like, david, Dave's gonna be going to sleep at 9. I don't know if you guys know this. You will be asleep.
Top Lobster
So that's what I'm saying. It's like people on the Internet are like, look at these shills. Look at. They're promoting this. I'm like, when this is done, I hang out with my family. Maybe I'll buy some Pokemon cards off of whatnot. And then, yeah, I'll go to sleep at 9 or 9:30 at night. Like, I'm not engaging in any debaucherous shit. But to your father's point, there was a Time where if you were saying those things publicly, then you probably didn't give a shit about your other behavior besides that. But now we live in a place where it's so obtuse, and the stuff that you hear on a regular basis is, like, crazy and unhinged, you know, so. But, yeah, that. That whole model is gone. You know, you were saying that your dad knew guys that used to swear and say crazy, and then those guys would go on to, like, rob houses and do things like that. It's like, yeah, that's not what I'm doing at all.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I don't do that.
Top Lobster
Naughty words. Hold on.
David Lee Corbo
We have a. We have a request in the chat, but I don't know what his name is.
Top Lobster
Who's making a request?
David Lee Corbo
Dingus. Dingus McLean. Are you Cody?
Top Lobster
He says, readme, retards.
David Lee Corbo
Is that.
Top Lobster
Yeah, that might be what it says. Does it say that?
David Lee Corbo
I don't know. I don't. I don't know. I don't remember.
Top Lobster
Because Nancy's not categorizing these things for us.
David Lee Corbo
No, it's not.
Top Lobster
You know what I think? I think we'll just have Nancy be security.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, here we go.
Top Lobster
Because she has it, actually.
David Lee Corbo
Violence from February. Oh, wow. This is a whole thing. All right. Yeah, let me. I'll send this to you here.
Top Lobster
Oh, okay. He says it's by. I am retarded.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. I think I found it fair. Greetings. Hello, fellow mental challengers. My name is. Yeah, we'll say your name. Yeah, you want to say your name.
Top Lobster
Scott is only coming to see Toad, which is understandable.
David Lee Corbo
Smart move. Yeah.
Top Lobster
Really got to see him in person. It's. It's a whole nother world.
David Lee Corbo
All right. He says, my name is Brian. My name Brian. Oh, Brian's in his. In his own chat. Pretty cool. I have a few. He's kicked out. Nancy. I have a few experiences I'd like to share. I'll try to provide a lot of details and just stay chronological, but I am retarded. So here we go. This shouldn't be too long. I just started. So let's go around age 4 to 5, my dad enlisted in the military to support his family. Early 2000s. Wait, I develop. Yeah. What?
Top Lobster
I got to pee. Can you fill me in when I come back?
David Lee Corbo
Oh, shit. Dave's got to pee.
Top Lobster
Oh, wait.
David Lee Corbo
You know what? Hold on. Wait. Before you pee. Don't go. Don't go to pee yet.
Top Lobster
I've been squeezing. Dude. Now you know how your body thinks, like, when you're getting close to the bathroom. Everything starts to become a real emergency. My body just thought I was about to get up and go pee or something.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, no. Hold. Just give it a second. We're gonna vamp, and then. Then you can go pee. But the people need, like, actual entertainment before you just leave.
Top Lobster
Did you know Kanye west sucked his cousin's penis until he was 14?
David Lee Corbo
Crazy way to be, but that's what I've heard. Is that true?
Top Lobster
I don't. That's what. That's what. So Kanye west said.
David Lee Corbo
That's what he said. All right, here we go. I don't know what this. I don't know what this is, but we'll be back in a second, guys, so.
Top Lobster
Oh, nice.
David Lee Corbo
All right, here we go.
Top Lobster
Thank you.
David Lee Corbo
Intermission.
Top Lobster
All I can say is that my life is right? I like watching the bottles come away and all I can do is just put some deeper too and spin my point of view and it's not singing. It's not singing. I just want to say I'll always be. You know I like to keep my ch. So stay with me in a loving man And I don't understand why I sleep I. And I start to complain that there's no right aim. And all I can do is read a book to stay awake it rips my life away and it's the greatest thing his game escape All I can say is that my name is pretty plain? You don't like my point of view? You think that I'm insane?
David Lee Corbo
I'm.
Top Lobster
It's not saying. It's not saying. I just wanna say what is that Me? I'll always so stay with me. I love it.
David Lee Corbo
Wow.
Top Lobster
That was incredible. You're all muted and that was.
David Lee Corbo
That was incredible.
Top Lobster
Dude, that was really good at.
David Lee Corbo
The word that they're looking to tell me is thank you.
Top Lobster
Yes. Yes.
David Lee Corbo
Thank you for that.
Top Lobster
I think that we should have an intermission every show, and it should always be a toad song.
David Lee Corbo
I think it will. We just lost a couple of viewers.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I saw the number drop. It's fine. All right. You wanna.
David Lee Corbo
Where are we here? I developed a phobia to Aliens, specifically the Grays. Not sure why.
Top Lobster
Wait, where are you? Okay. I see. Okay.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. I've had some ideas, but never. Sure. Dad and me watch Star. Star wars at the time, and I loved it and had no fear of the aliens presented in it. I may have walked in my in while my parents were watching Independence Day or Fire in the sky, and maybe that contributed to it. Possibly. I have one distinct memory that looking Back I was convinced was real. No imagination. My bedroom was upstairs. And I do now recall that I had looked up the stairs from the bottom once and was sure I was. I was some kind of blue man at the time. There was some kind of blue. Yeah, yeah, there was some kind of blue man at the top of the stairs and was entirely convinced that it was real. But my parents dismissed it.
Top Lobster
It's interesting how often blue man comes up.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Shows up a lot.
David Lee Corbo
I know. While we're still living in this location, I hated going to bed in my bedroom. Would always hide in my bedroom. I was hide under the blanket. I can't really remember too much more, but I was absolutely terrified of the grays to the point where my dad put an anti alien spray on a can of freshener. Featured in SpongeBob. Very smart. Yeah. Not too much more happened around that time frame as I can remember. So we jump forward age 11 forward. My dad planned on doing his four and getting out, but apparently got screwed somehow and it was in his best interest to stay in. That's what happens to a lot of army dudes. They end up like, yeah, we're just gonna get in and out. But not the case.
Top Lobster
Once you get in, they got you.
David Lee Corbo
Around this time, my parents were fighting and fighting a lot, and that led to infidelity. My dad got another woman pregnant, and she slept with his brother, who was staying with us in retaliation.
Top Lobster
Oh, my God. What a. You just, in one foolish decision, turn your family into a circus.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, dude, it's bad. It's bad. And then I had my experience that probably led me to this moment of writing this right now. Huh. So it's weird, like, infidelity, divorce. Seems to me.
Top Lobster
Yeah, because he's 11 years old, that's super traumatic. Right? Like when I. When my mom and dad got separated, I was three. Didn't even really. Well, I mean, I still think it was trauma because I just think if you take a kid's dad away, it, you know, screws with them. You know, makes him dress in, like, Hawaiian shirts and pierce his nose and dye his hair. But, yeah, not good. But I think 11 in some ways can be worse because you can conceptualize what's happening to a higher degree. So when I was three, I wasn't able to. I didn't have any anticipatory grief. It just happened. And one day I just noticed my dad wasn't around anymore. But if you're 11 and your parents are arguing and you know that divorce is an option, then you have a Lot of anticipatory grief, which is also known as anxiety. You know what I mean? So you're riddled with anxiety and depression and. Yeah, so it could be almost worse.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. All right. So he went to sleep in his bedroom, had a TV situated in front of my bed, to which I usually went to sleep watching a movie. At this particular time, it was Charlie in the Chart and the Chocolate Factory dvd. Whenever. Whenever the movie ended, it would go to the menu. I had the dream. In the dream, I was at my elementary school walking around the abandoned hallways, and there was resin, like goop on the walls. My classmates were stuck to the wall and possibly disemboweled straight out of Alien, which I, at this point, had not seen.
Top Lobster
Interesting.
David Lee Corbo
I turned a corner and I see three figures walking down the hallway, advancing on me. I run. I'm terrified. I wake up now I'm paralyzed facing the tv. The TV is static, and it shouldn't be. It should be still be playing the. The menu.
Top Lobster
The menu, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. I'm hearing sounds like scratching at the doors and shadows under the door and at the window.
Top Lobster
Nicholas Cage in Ghost Rider when he talks about the spirit of Ghost Rider, is trying to, like, possess him and come out, and he has to work to, like, keep it under wraps. And he has this iconic scene, it is one of the greatest Nicolas Cage scenes, where he's describing the ghost. Ghost Rider as scratching at the door, I guess, of his mind. And he goes, it's scratching at the door. It's scratching at the door. It's the greatest in the world, dude. Oh, my God.
David Lee Corbo
I'll never.
Top Lobster
Every time I hear that now, I'm always gonna think of that as scratching.
David Lee Corbo
At the doors of my mind.
Top Lobster
I'll see if I can find it.
David Lee Corbo
While you do the name of the episode. Scratching at the door. Oh, that's okay. Then A figure. Man, these episodes are, like, named completely random. Have nothing to do with usually what was actually read. Kind of sad. All right, then a figure slowly stands up at the foot of my bed, silhouetted by the staticky tv. I'm shitting bricks and I cannot move or scream. It slowly starts to climb on the bed towards me. And while I hear the scratching and see the shadows, I feel it clamber onto me until it's face. Until it's face to face to me. And I can only make out the shine of its black eyes. That's crazy.
Top Lobster
There you go. Ready?
David Lee Corbo
Oh, please. Let's watch this.
Top Lobster
Scraping at the door. Scraping at the door. What is that with you? I'm sorry, it was. It was scraping at the door. Not scratching, but for whatever. Whatever purpose. I don't understand why the. He thought that was the. Let me pull the back one more time. Listen to this.
David Lee Corbo
Nicholas Cage does what he wants.
Top Lobster
He does do what he wants. And for that he's an absolute alpha. And. And also clearly some sort of a time traveling.
David Lee Corbo
Who's that guy? Who's your number one recommended video on the. Right there.
Top Lobster
What the.
David Lee Corbo
Dude. See, you see how that works? Incredible. He'll be a bohemian girl.
Top Lobster
Such a fucking funny scene.
David Lee Corbo
He's the worst.
Top Lobster
He is the worst. But the best.
David Lee Corbo
Yes, but the best somehow. Also probably a fucking vampire. Okay, so it's over in an instant. I'm really awake and I can move. Charlie and the chocolate factory menu on the tv. No noises. I can't remember if I woke my parents or not. If I did, they just dismissed it at the time. I started looking at pornography. Not standard stuff though, like really abominable stuff. Nothing gross or gay, but still abhorrent to God.
Top Lobster
What's that? Yeah, that's all pornography. You gotta be more specific. What were you watching? If it's not gross or gay, it's probably midget stuff, huh?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, be more specific. All right, maybe. Maybe that had something to do with it. I lost my innocence protection or something. In present day I believe in Jesus, but at the time my parents were mostly non religious democrats. I always look at the day at that day as my most terrifying experience. It's funny to say, like non religious democrats, like that's redundant. So. Yeah, it's almost like a significant rejoinder. Yeah, it's like. Yeah. Huh. Okay, so COVID lockdown time.
Top Lobster
I like how he, he does that, by the way. COVID lockdown time. He does like a little subtitle for each section, which I'm a big fan of.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, we're moving. We're just like moving to the next era of my life. So this is five years ago.
Top Lobster
This guy is very young, by the way, just given elementary school and, And Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. And he writes exponentially better than half.
David Lee Corbo
The people who, yeah, COVID lockdown time. He was 20, so he's 25 now. Where do you live? What's your address?
Top Lobster
Social. Oh, check this out. Nancy busy in the chat. Not. Not working behind the scenes, but she says Nick Cage's son was on Grape Hill's podcast Sound Science. That's awesome.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, cool.
Top Lobster
Check that out.
David Lee Corbo
Shout out.
Top Lobster
Foundering on too, which is a lot of fun.
David Lee Corbo
Makes a lot of sense for that show. Like, yeah, yeah, Foundry should actually be doing that show.
Top Lobster
Yes.
David Lee Corbo
And then they should. They shouldn't just Foundry just fed anyway.
Top Lobster
Should not be doing it. All right.
David Lee Corbo
At the time of the coveted lockdown, I was 20. I had gotten my now wife pregnant and we were staying with her parents. I had come to faith in Jesus Christ on my own. I started my seeking answers anywhere. I looked into the simulation hypothesis and realized what the is the difference? There is none.
Top Lobster
Right.
David Lee Corbo
I'd. I'd found the truth and was on my own to find. Find out more about it. I began reading the Bible and the book of Enoch. You guys should look into the Colbran texts. I don't know what that is.
Top Lobster
Never heard. Is this some Jewish found in this notebook where I never look back at what I've written down.
David Lee Corbo
It's perfect. One day you will look back. You should sell the notebook. We'll sell it. That's going to be sold in Bohemian Grove.
Top Lobster
Some of these notebooks, I can't get like one of them has my. My uncle's. Like, not his eulogy, but like I did a piece at his. You know, the thing when he died. And yeah, I don't want to give that away, but there's a lot of weird in here. There's a lot of if you don't know what you're looking at.
David Lee Corbo
So these are Egyptian text. They're Celtic text.
Top Lobster
Oh, they're saying that.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, but they're. It's the Colbran Bible. They're saying that it's. Authenticity is debated. Who knows? Like a lot of this stuff. So there's probably some weird esoteric in there. Interesting. Interesting. I'd like to hear more about that. Okay. So he continued seeking God in hopefully a holy way. Ended up getting the two step jab due to guilt at home.
Top Lobster
Damn.
David Lee Corbo
And guilt at home with elderly people. I failed the IQ test. Genuine retard. Yeah. Please don't come to Bohemian Grove. We don't need any shedding.
Top Lobster
Yeah, no vaccination. Keep your spike proteins to yourself.
David Lee Corbo
I'm with you, dingus. Yeah, it's messed up, man. It's like a lot of it is what you're exposed to or what you were able to find through just through the algorithm. So if you weren't tapped into this certain algorithm previously, good luck finding it during. Because they were doing everything that they could to stop people from funneling into that. To kind of at least like understand or hear what might have been going on. It's. It's unfortunate. But glad you're here now.
Top Lobster
Maybe you got lucky. Maybe you got one of the early sailing injections, because there was, like, articles coming out in my neck of the woods in New Jersey that certain nurses were. Were getting charged because they were giving out saline injections instead. So maybe you got lucky. You got.
David Lee Corbo
Well, are you gay? Are you.
Top Lobster
If you're gay now, if you're not gay, then it was saline. If you're gay, you got the. You got the.
David Lee Corbo
You got the real one.
Top Lobster
You got the real one.
David Lee Corbo
All right. Past three years. Boom, boom, here we go. I've mostly purged pornography for me, except for a few relapses. Good for you. I've repented from. I think it's a demon afflicting me. Maybe Lilith. I still feel tempted from time to time. Time to time to. But I pray it away. Yeah, I don't know what that is, but it's like. I don't know if there's a demon attached because I feel like that's, like, hap. That happens to everybody.
Top Lobster
And there's probably a demon associated with it.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, for sure. Demon associated. I don't know if there's a demon attached to you, but it's like. It's unfair. It plays on your, you know, your. Your natural horny. Yeah, your natural horny. Your natural.
Top Lobster
Like, it's not your fault that you wake up with a boner.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, your instinct. Your instinct to procure, to, you know, reproduce. And it uses that. Perverts it, but it, like, hijacks the human system. Same thing with food. Like they. You know, these people do with food. They'll. They know that the sugar that they're giving us, not like actual sugar cane, but the shift. That's a high fructose corn syrup is extremely addictive. And then you pair that with the. The. The necessity for human beings to eat, to survive. It's like they're hacking our biological. They're just bypassing your brain and they're going right into your instinct to survive or to reproduce. It's unfair. It's unfair.
Top Lobster
Question. Star Crimes. Ask a good question. Whose fault is this, Boner? Yeah. I don't know the answer to that.
David Lee Corbo
But since I'm gonna wake up, I scream at my boner, I say, whose fault is this?
Top Lobster
Why are you here? Why are you back again, tempting me?
David Lee Corbo
Yes. Why?
Top Lobster
Why haven't I woken me from my.
David Lee Corbo
Slumber just yelling, why are you here? Yeah, it's messed up. It's messed up. It's nephilim.
Top Lobster
Shit.
David Lee Corbo
It's nephilim. Shit down to its core. All right. I had a situation where I was attacked randomly while I was walking down a country highway, and a random man pulled over. Pulled over the wrong side of the road and jumped out and began to beat my ass. Oh, my God.
Top Lobster
That's such a great line. Hold on. I want to read that again. I was walking down a country highway, and a random man pulled over the wrong side of the road and jumped out and began to beat my ass. That's a awesome line.
David Lee Corbo
Damn. Yeah. No, no, no. Like, oh, I was. I had. Like, I had him here, but then, no, no, he just got out and whipped my ass. Honestly, if you're walking down a country road and somebody just gets out, I would be. I don't know. I would be a little bit alerted. But I could see how, like, this dude jumps out and just starts fucking you up right away. I could see how you'd lose that fight. Because it's. You're not expecting it.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Because you expect, like, if anybody's got an altercation with you, this is where the element of surprise and the ability to. To commit yourself to an act of violence really is sometimes the deciding factor. Not your skill or your strength or your ability to execute it, just your ability to commit to the act of violence. Other people will be like. Because they're not committed. They're just having a walk. So you. You hop out of your car and it's like, is there a problem here, boss? And you're looking for dialogue. There's no dialogue. You're looking for any kind of context about what's happening. There's no context. Next thing you know, you're getting your ass beat and you had no. No, there was no normal lead up to that.
David Lee Corbo
I could see how that could catch you off guard if you're not ready. You know, my godfather told me, like, about, like, fighting. He used to show me how to fight when I was, like, younger. And he would. He told me. I forget the exact words, but basically like, yo, finish. Finish the fight. Like, don't. Don't ever. Like, just don't ever stop.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
He's like, if somebody's committed to fight you, or if you're committing to fight, it's like, almost to the death. I don't. I don't truly believe that, but I understand the mentality that he's coming with. It's like, to the death.
Top Lobster
I say that to my wife, though, the other day when we were walking around and it was somebody that was. I forget why it came up in conversation, but it was about if I had to fight somebody. And it's like, the world is always better if I win, because as soon as I notice that you're out of commission, I've been fighting for a long time, very comfortable doing it. I'm not gonna jump in the air and stomp on your skull. You're not gonna go die in a hospital from a brain hemorrhage unless, you know, your head bounces off the concrete, which is, like, horrifying. But it's much. Everybody is so much better off if I win. I don't know you. I can't let you win. Nobody's better off if you win. I know me. I know that I'm not gonna kill you. And so the world is much better every time I win a fight than it is if somebody else. But, yeah, I mean, that's a. A lot of people don't want to finish a fight. It's because the. The implications of it are like, you are.
David Lee Corbo
I don't need it.
Top Lobster
Which is the reason you are dead, almost.
David Lee Corbo
Well, yeah, like. Like if you're practicing jiu jitsu, it's like when you.
Top Lobster
When you choose to death.
David Lee Corbo
I've choked you. Yes. If. If I wanted to. Like, that's the implication of a fight, which is why I don't like to fight, because it's like I've. I've. I'm implying that I. I have killed you.
Top Lobster
Yes. And, yeah, that's what's weird about a fight, because if this was. If the. If the tempers were high enough, then you would die.
David Lee Corbo
If it was reality. If, like, if all this fake was stripped away of, like. You know, we have this civilization which is really just a structure that is, like, built around. There is a lot. There's laws and stuff that are saying, like, if you do this, then. But the reality is, like, if that falls away, which is very easy, that could very easily fall away. Almost. We almost saw that fall away in 2020, where it's like, yeah, well, then. Then what? You know that. That's the reality of it. You want to start a fight. Like, it could be like, you're gonna die like that. I don't know.
Top Lobster
I was watching a video not long ago where a dude beat up another dude, and one guy gets KO'd and the other guy actually, like, moves in and catches him as he falls to the ground and then just, like, lowers him to the ground and then just walks away. It's like, yeah, that's the guy. You want to win the fight.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, but not. Not really ever. That doesn't happen.
Top Lobster
No. That's so rare, dude. Are you kidding me? To have enough. To have enough empathy to go immediately from I'm mad enough at you to strike you in the face to I'm now empathetic enough to catch you on your way down. That's a crazy switch. That guy. That guy was cool.
David Lee Corbo
That guy's a psychopath. Also, like, why did you fight that?
Top Lobster
But that's the guy. You need that. That. That's the guy.
David Lee Corbo
I don't. I don't box anymore. I don't do anything anymore, Nancy. I'm rusty.
Top Lobster
But he's always telling me to stop. He's like, oh, if you do that, your brain's gonna get all messed up.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, dude. Because I was getting. I was getting up, too. I was getting up pretty badly.
Top Lobster
Such a headache, dude. Like a headache and a boo then.
David Lee Corbo
Don't like that. Don't like that.
Top Lobster
You see that video of Rampage Jackson, by the way, in the club? He's jamming a camera in some face at the bar, and all of a sudden, some guy, like, comes to squeeze through and knocks into the cameraman, like, keeps him out of the way. And Rampage gets all pissed off and starts, like, screaming in his face in the club. And it's like, I don't know, that you should do, like, remember when that. Dude. What's the kickboxer who knocked out that guy in the bar?
David Lee Corbo
No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you're talking about.
Top Lobster
I forget what his la. His name is, but for some reason, Shill is tall.
David Lee Corbo
Tall white guy. Chilling. Joel Schilling.
Top Lobster
Yeah, Joel Schilling. And it's like, when he knocked that dude out. Obviously wouldn't recommend that because you're a fighter and the law is gonna really fuck you up. But, yeah, what was going on with Rampage felt even more aggressive. He's like. All he did was bump into your fucking cameraman. And now what. What are you gonna do, Rampage Jackson? You're gonna beat the shit out of this dude that's half the size of you in a fucking public venue. Like, that's. That's crazy, man.
David Lee Corbo
Also, Rampage, you might be. You might be, like, past your prime, dude. I don't know. Just be careful. Yeah, whatever. Who cares? These, like, that was what I saw. There was more of, like, a black person thing than, like, a CTE I just saw.
Top Lobster
Yeah, that's why I said. I said it's a deadly combination of CTE and BET.
David Lee Corbo
Season.
Top Lobster
Has a great question. He says Masturbation is a sin. But what about sucking your cousin's wiener?
David Lee Corbo
That's fine.
Top Lobster
That's fine.
David Lee Corbo
All right. I saw the headlights behind me shout out Kanye. I saw him running up. Running up on me. And, like, what the hell is going on with that? Like, what? I guess we should. We talk about that. Like, this is.
Top Lobster
Look, he. This is what Kanye said. Kanye said when he was really young, him and his cousin were looking at Playboy magazines and. And then. And then some, because Playboy is just, like, pictures of boobs. But then there's like, a. You know, Hustler magazine, so it kind of seemed like he was saying. And then there was something else beyond that. And. And because of that interaction that would. That obviously creates a really weird dynamic between two kids, right? It's like, hey, you want to look at these tits with me? And next thing you know, they're fellatioing each other. They become Felicia Bros. And. Or, well, they're cousins, but. And. And then this. This continues until he's 14 years old, which is like, look, I don't know what age limit you got to put on sucking your cousin's, but you just can't. Honestly, I don't know what's. What's worse is 14 or starting it when you're way younger. But. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And. And then apparently Kanye came to his cousin and said, hey, horny time is not gonna be a thing anymore. We're gonna. We're not gonna do this. And after that, his cousin goes on to, like, rape a woman, and now he's in. In prison, I believe. Is he dead? I don't know if he's dead, but Kanye has some guilt about that because he noticed the catalyst being like, hey, we can't suck each other off anymore.
David Lee Corbo
The catalyst was his mouth.
Top Lobster
Yeah, the catalyst was his mouth when he was like. And. And then the guy was like, you. I'm gonna go rape this woman. Then I guess crazy. Absolutely crazy responsible for that, though.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know. He. So his cousin's locked in jail for life for killing a pregnant lady a few years after I told him I wouldn't look at dirty magazines together anymore with him.
Top Lobster
But then he goes on to say, dude, can you play?
David Lee Corbo
My name is Yay. No. I can't believe they're gonna take it down.
Top Lobster
You gotta play the music. It's the best part.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, have you listened to it? A little bit. Here we go. Let's just. I guess we'll play this.
Top Lobster
Click towards the midd. All I heard was nitrous. Don't help me. It just puts me in a trance. But I clicked on it at one point. I didn't realize the video was this long. And all I heard was in auto tune, which is so funny because I said, kanye needs to say, I suck my cousin's penis in auto tune. And then I went back and listened to the video and was like, oh, my God, he did. So there's literally an auto tune section of him being like, I sucked my cousin's penis. I suck my cousin's penis.
David Lee Corbo
This is crazy.
Top Lobster
This is the craziest in the world. What?
David Lee Corbo
All right, I gotta. I don't even know if I should.
Top Lobster
Look, we gotta watch this later on. That's very funny.
David Lee Corbo
That's very funny. Okay. What the hell is. Is gonna.
Top Lobster
But does Kanye. Is Kanye responsible for his cousin doing those things because he sucked his cousin off? Yeah. I mean, geez, man. What kind of a world is it where you're going to be held accountable for the actions of a dude you sucked?
David Lee Corbo
My name is Yay, and I sucked my cousin's dick till I was 14. Tweets sent. What the hell?
Top Lobster
Incredible.
David Lee Corbo
Where do you even go from there, man? It's like he's doing everything he can to, like. He's like, do you disavow me now?
Top Lobster
Like, the day after Easter?
David Lee Corbo
The day after the day after Easter.
Top Lobster
You'Re like, I sucked my cousin's dick. That's crazy.
David Lee Corbo
The day after the Pope died. Really?
Top Lobster
Really says, I'm guessing yay. Forced his cousin into it. Playboy was only girls, I thought, right? Well, I think the problem is when they suddenly get boners and they're like, what are we supposed to do with these? And that's. That's. That's probably a huge problem.
David Lee Corbo
Well, somebody's gotta suck this.
Top Lobster
Did he force him? I. That. Well, that becomes a different question.
David Lee Corbo
Let's finish reading this guy. Let's finish reading that. I'm sorry.
Top Lobster
Okay, the middle of your story.
David Lee Corbo
I saw the headlights behind me and saw him running up on me. And like the retard, I just stood there and waited to see what he wanted. This man was big, almost 7ft Nephilim. I asked him to stop. I asked him why, but he kept going. That day, I was equipped. I removed my tool and put against. I removed my tool and put against him and used it.
Top Lobster
Whoa.
David Lee Corbo
Whoa. He let go and asked me to spare him. I could hear his baby mama screaming for him. All I could say was, what the. What the. Oh, you got caught in the loop.
Top Lobster
Ah, yeah, got caught in the loop, baby. It's contagious. Can't be too close to him.
David Lee Corbo
Call my wife and 911 went to the hospital and then jail. They asked me were. They asked were we were drug buddies or buddies. Nope. They told me his name. Holy. Didn't know this guy.
Top Lobster
I did know this guy.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, I did know this guy. I had worked with him at a job a few years back, a dirty place where everybody had done. Done some time. He actually had a giant swastika tattooed on his chest. And I could recall that one time he told me that I should be a cop because people like me should be cops. Strange. Anyway, I didn't want him to die. And I prayed for him and I was very stressed out. Oh, this is a crazy story. I had a dream that he was standing at a bonfire. I told him I'm sorry about what happened. I didn't want him to die. He hugged me and said, it's all good, bubba. And I woke up. He didn't die because they resuscitated. Resuscitated umpteenth times.
Top Lobster
Wow.
David Lee Corbo
He. He went to jail, but got out not. Not after much time to shoot a store with no casualties after his baby mama od.
Top Lobster
Damn.
David Lee Corbo
I believe he's in jail to this day. Jesus Christ, man.
Top Lobster
And just because you sucked him off, that's your fault.
David Lee Corbo
That's your fault. You didn't do anything wrong.
Top Lobster
Unbelievable. Yeah, that's. Honestly, though, that's nuts that he. He ends up having this dream.
David Lee Corbo
You were equipped. What did you do? Do you shot him?
Top Lobster
I guess it sounds like he. He had a gun on him. Yeah. I think he just didn't want to use that language because I try to help us out with censorship on.
David Lee Corbo
He kept telling him, stop. You kept. Tell him stop. And hopefully you're in it. I mean, obviously you're in a good state. That happened to you in New York. You're going to jail. Oh, yeah.
Top Lobster
You look like you're in Arizona or some shit.
David Lee Corbo
I mean, some. Somewhere in the south. Wow, that was a lot. He says, now, I've had a few more dreams and I'd like to share them after this very threatening story. He's like, I am carrying a gun. I'd like to share a few more dreams. It's like, okay, fine. Tell this. Tell your stories, bro. I guess we'll just read them. Yeah, we don't want any problems. Hands up. Hands up. Don't shoot. No. In this dream, I was a lock. I was in a locker room area inside of what I Believe was a small mall with a lot of people in it. A guy literally out of Men in Black walks in. He says to the room that he's looking for me. Nobody says anything until I notice that somebody is about to snitch on me. And then I give myself up. He cuffs me and takes me to the white van outside. Then begins. Hell. It's like medical hell. I'm not entirely sure what was going on, but I believe it involved a lot of needles and MK Ultra. At some point there was some World War II era footage. It might have literally been D Glock. Oh, that's the ufo. The Nazi.
Top Lobster
The Bell ufo.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember almost coming to and remember being on the table. And then someone doses me up again or begins working on me again. And now it's like an innocent children's cartoon. Very much like, very much like. So trauma. So much trauma that you imagine something else. Well, I can hear saws and feel needles. Geez. At the very last, I feel a needle go into my eyes and I wake up cold sweat. At the time I was planning on going to the military with the encouragement of my dad. But nope, nope. The out of that. The chance at that chance at the chance that this is some kind of prophetic dream. I guess I should at least also mention the government has had some kind of eye on me at least since 12. No.
Top Lobster
Oh, gang stalking. That's interesting. I wonder what, what gives you that impression?
David Lee Corbo
Well, my dad worked for a three letter agency at a certain point and When I was 12, I was posting pro anonymous stuff on my Facebook.
Top Lobster
That's so funny, you edgy little douchebag.
David Lee Corbo
That's a little. Now look at them.
Top Lobster
12 years old. I. My. My son is nine.
David Lee Corbo
No wonder why you're vaxxed.
Top Lobster
I could imagine him doing that shit. I know he's going to. He's going to be so into like whatever conspiracies he discovers as a kid, it's going to be embarrassing for him.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. So he was posting this stuff and my dad said I needed to change it because it was affecting his work. Oh, so they were on to you. I would say more about that, about my dad, but I don't want to piss them off too much. Okay, let's not another dream and then I'll wrap it up as he waves his gun at us. Very interesting. One more, one more. We're just gonna go ahead and in this one I'm actually had to freaking bring my gun out today, which was a sad occasion. I didn't I didn't kill anything.
Top Lobster
What are you gonna kill?
David Lee Corbo
There was like, some guy at the front. And like, my dad said he saw him, and he just, like, goes like, he walks by, and then he just like, waves two dogs into my yard. Yeah. Maybe he thought that they were my dogs or something, but he was like, he was like, go in there. And then he just, like, kept walking. And it was just two pit bulls. And I was like, oh, you got it, though.
Top Lobster
I like that.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
He's like, I'm just trying to walk. I'm not trying to die.
David Lee Corbo
He's like, go in there. Go kill those people.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
So, yeah, I. I seen just two pit bulls. So I'm like, you probably just saw.
Top Lobster
The color of your dad's. My skin and was like, go back.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, go back to your. Go back to your owner. Yeah, this is some Puerto Rican guy you saw. See all the lights in my yard?
Top Lobster
This is yours.
David Lee Corbo
So my dad's out there like a. And he's trying to, like, tell him to go. And I was like, they'll kill you. They'll just kill you. So I. I come out with the gun and I'm just like, go. I was gonna shoot at him, but they. They got what I was saying. I was like, you need to go. And they left.
Top Lobster
I had something that happened when I lived in. In my old house. There was some black people at the end of the street. They had a bunch of pit bulls, and they would always get out. And ultimately the pit bulls were adorable. They didn't do anything. I'm not saying that it's good for them to get out, but like. Like, I remember one time it got out and there's a pond on the street, and. And the dog just started jumping in the water trying to kill the ducks. So it was easy for them to get the dog back because it's just doggy paddling in shallow water trying to get ducks. It's a goofy dog. But one day I. I see the dog running up the street. I hear the owner screaming for it to come back. And what is it running towards? What's between me and the dogs? Two ladies and a baby stroller?
David Lee Corbo
No.
Top Lobster
And I just went in the house, got my shotgun, and just ran down the street with a full pump shotgun in the air because. And they went onto my neighbor's front porch, which is not a porch, it's not enclosed. And all they did was just get up against my neighbor's front door and scream. And they're banging on the door for him to open the door and the dog's not doing anything, but it's running up on them and sniffing them and I'm running towards them with a shotgun and. And then the dog just took off and, and ran away just to get away from the owners. It didn't really care about the ladies, but I thought I was going to have to, you know, spray dog parts all over the ground and also traumatize these, these women and a baby.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, well, they would have been, they would have been fine, but we pretty, pretty freaked out. It's sad. I like, I like the dogs. Like these dogs were nice looking dogs, but I'm just like, good looking dog. Can't be here right now. Like, especially like that, that breed I have like a, I have a border collie. He's a puppy. So like, you know, he'll be curious. That breed will they'll him up or like my old dad who doesn't understand like, like don't do that. I don't know where these dogs came from. They start ganging up on you. They. If they take you down, that's it. Once you, once you fall down. Yeah, they're gonna get your neck, dude. It's like you got to get out of here.
Top Lobster
Video of them do that to an old lady. Old lady. Did the bucket challenge, the ice bucket challenge from back in the day, dude.
David Lee Corbo
The mail of one of, one of the male ladies from my area here. She had gotten killed. She was like an older, like 65 year old lady. Just not, not in my area but like in the station. They, they, you know, they go different places. Yeah, she was out and just a fucking gang of dogs killed her.
Top Lobster
That's what it is.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, dude. So don't fuck around with that.
Top Lobster
That's why, you know, everybody's like, oh, why you carry a gun everywhere? Dogs actually are a great reason to carry guns everywhere. Dogs? Are you fucking kidding me? Let's keep going.
David Lee Corbo
All right. In this one I'm wearing a spacesuit like thing. There's another man I feel like I know he has a Nazi sign on his chest. No, very familiar. We're in a corridor that leads to an elevator. I feel as we're on a mission, as if we're on a mission to fight something evil. Maybe female. Probably. Yeah, it's the same thing. We go to the elevator and he goes in. The door is shut. He begins to go down. A voice, a digital voice starts counting down. 10, nine, eight, seven, six. And it keeps repeating. Six, six, six, six, six, Six, six. You know what's Up. My favorite meal at Texas Roadhouse. Now they give you, like, the shrimp skewers. Now they give them to you in, like, smaller skewers, only three. And they. And they do sixes, swear to God. So you just have a bunch of skewers with 666 on them.
Top Lobster
I ate it anyway, but scrimp.
David Lee Corbo
Yes. I begin to float in the air. I even feel my nutsack float up. Pretty cool. I go up and up. Then, nope, the out. I wake up cold, in a cold sweat again. All right, then. Then he goes, Another dream involved me and my wife, so he's just not going to stop. He has a gun on us. He's like, I'm going to tell you all my dreams. Tell us your dreams. Another dream involved me and my wife being kidnapped in a van. But when I looked where the driver would be, there was nobody there. I immediately call on the name of Jesus. I said, jesus, Jesus, take the wheel. Yeah.
Top Lobster
Oh, my God.
David Lee Corbo
And then woke up immediately saying, is king. No, pause break. Completely continuous.
Top Lobster
That's cool.
David Lee Corbo
I. I do hope this finds you well. I appreciate what you guys are doing so much. It's awesome. I love how he's like, I hope this finds you well, but I'm actually in your chat right now telling you to read the story. Yeah, exactly.
Top Lobster
I hope it finds you well.
David Lee Corbo
I hope it finds you well.
Top Lobster
How are you? Are you well?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Are you well?
Top Lobster
Racks around. Yeah, man. I mean, I don't know how old you are now, but you probably should do some sort of prayers of 25. 25. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So. So I would be asking, like, any kind of generational bonds or any contracts that I might have unwillingly made or any rights that have that these entities have over me. Because that, like, reappearance of the woman thing again that you saw in the DMT realm sounds. Sounds a lot like, you know, like I know a Medusa is a Gorgon, and we've talked about that before how, you know, it's just a Nephilim. It's all Nephilim. But I think I've. I've stumbled upon overlap between Medusa and the descriptions of Medusa and then Lilith and descriptions of. Of Lilith. But whatever it is, you got some. Some negative feminine entity. It's got its talons in you, it seems to me. At least I. I would. I'd be focusing on. On breaking whatever bonds this thing has to you.
David Lee Corbo
Yep. Join the club, man. Break them. Break the bonds. Break the bonds.
Top Lobster
Breaking the bongs. All right, do we have Time for one more. We've been going for.
David Lee Corbo
No, I got. I actually gotta run. I spilled water on my. On my laptop.
Top Lobster
You spilled water on your laptop?
David Lee Corbo
No, no, it's a guys funny excuse somebody used on me that some. Sometime at one time.
Top Lobster
I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
You ever been invited on a podcast and then. Then the. The person that invited you flake.
Top Lobster
Not in recent memory.
David Lee Corbo
Just, I mean, not like even two hours ago.
Top Lobster
Okay, yeah, when you put it that way, sure. Guys, if you want to send in your paranormal testimony, send it to Chronicles nds gmail dot com. That's right, guys, we're not doing Nephilim D squad anymore@gmail.com because that is getting too crazy. There's too many emails coming in there, so we need to separate them. Go to Chronicles NDS if you want.
David Lee Corbo
It red if you want yours read. Yeah, send it to Chronicles India, because people will hear that and go, I'm gonna send it to the other one just to like. We're gonna stop.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
After 4. 21. We're not. If you send it there, that's your fault.
Top Lobster
Also, make sure you send words of encouragement and kind words to Nancy. Tell her that she's doing a great job and. And that her. Her hard work is. Is well worth the pretty big investment that we put into her artwork. We've it, monetarily speaking, a lot.
David Lee Corbo
Compliment her on her lovely bound feet. How small and dainty they are.
Top Lobster
Oh, because she does Chinese dance, right?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She is a very. Yeah, it's like the toes are curled.
Top Lobster
Underneath because they wrapped her feet as a child. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
But it's very nice. It looks great.
Top Lobster
No, she's a great. A great traditional dancer. So horrifying feat, honestly, to look at, but, you know, in function, it's incredible.
David Lee Corbo
So it's. It's been difficult. Like, we have to actually, like, take her and you have to like the. The foot. Her foot. You have to scrape it like a hoof and then re. Put the. The. The horseshoe back on.
Top Lobster
But it wasn't this time. It was like the second to the last time when she came to us and she said, can you. And when we realized. When we went to go because we had to clip her nails, they were growing in such a way that they were growing into the soles of her foot. Into the soles of her foot. But we. We trimmed that. We cut that back, and now it's just a matter of maintenance. So when you email us@chroniclesndsgmail.com just say something nice about Nancy's feet and, and send your. Send your testimony there. Send your testimony there and we'll read it. Also, guys, like we said, patreon.com backslash nephilim death squad is exactly where the tickets are dropping first for Bohemian Grove. So if you want to come out and you want to hang out with us, you want to hang out with Tower gang, you want to see performances from Owen Benjamin, Shane Cashman Royce from Revenge of the Cyst is going to be there, obviously. Nds it's going to be a great time. Triple. He's going to be there. So if you want those tickets, if you don't want them to sell out, if you don't want the bears, if you don't want the tinfoil hat tards to sweep up all the tickets, patreon.com Nephilim Death Squad is where you want to be, baby. And also Xerox. Yes. Please send us feet pics. Is that what he's saying? Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Please send your feet pictures to Nancy.
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So with your story for Nancy, Nancy, can we get an email address for you for all feet picks? All incoming feet picks, they're gonna go to Nancy. All right. Is that it? Is that. Is that what we're doing? We're done? Are we done now?
David Lee Corbo
That's it. Obey somebody. Comply. Bye.
Top Lobster
The greatest hypnotist on planet earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. You can persuade them that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see because they'll act in the face of portrays, the bigger picture.
David Lee Corbo
And they have.
Podcast Summary: Nephilim Death Squad - Episode 018: NDS Chronicles - Scrapin' at the Door
Release Date: May 5, 2025
In Episode 018 of Nephilim Death Squad (NDS Chronicles - "Scrapin' at the Door"), hosts Top Lobsta and Raven (David Lee Corbo) delve deep into a blend of personal anecdotes, paranormal testimonies, and discussions on conspiracies viewed through a Biblical lens. The episode is structured around reading submitted paranormal stories, interspersed with the hosts' banter and promotional segments.
The episode opens with a brief, seemingly unrelated advertisement promoting American Express rewards, which quickly transitions into the hosts addressing some technical issues with their microphones. This segment establishes the casual and unfiltered dynamic between Top Lobsta and Raven.
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The hosts shift focus to promote their upcoming event at Bohemian Grove, highlighting exclusive access for their Patreon supporters. They mention performances by notable personalities like Owen Benjamin, Sam Tripoli, and others, emphasizing the limited availability of tickets and the benefits of supporting the podcast.
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The core of the episode revolves around reading and discussing submitted paranormal stories from listeners. Raven takes the lead in narrating these accounts, which range from eerie DMT experiences involving entities like Thoth and Lilith to encounters with mysterious figures and unsettling dreams.
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DMT Experiences and Supernatural Entities:
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The conversation shifts towards personal beliefs and reflections on faith. Raven shares his journey from grappling with demons and addiction to finding solace in the Bible and Jesus Christ. Both hosts discuss the impact of personal trauma, such as family disputes and encounters with violence, on their worldview and spirituality.
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Towards the end of the episode, the hosts address audience interactions, including reading messages from listeners. They encourage submissions of paranormal testimonies to their dedicated email, emphasizing the importance of community engagement. Top Lobsta makes light-hearted comments about their security persona, Nancy, adding humor to the intense discussions.
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The episode wraps up with the hosts reiterating the importance of their Patreon community and promoting upcoming events. Despite the chaotic flow and interruptions, Top Lobsta and Raven maintain their signature style—blending humor with serious discussions on conspiracies and paranormal phenomena.
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Blend of Personal Experiences and Conspiracies: The episode intricately weaves personal paranormal experiences with broader conspiracy theories, offering listeners both entertainment and food for thought.
Community Engagement: Emphasis on Patreon support and community involvement highlights the podcast's dedication to building a loyal listener base.
Casual and Unfiltered Dialogue: The hosts maintain an informal and candid conversation style, making the content relatable yet intense.
For those intrigued by blends of Biblical perspectives on conspiracies and personal paranormal stories, this episode offers a deep dive into such narratives. Supporters are encouraged to join the Patreon community for exclusive content and early access to events.
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This summary captures the essence of Episode 018, focusing on the main discussions, personal stories, and the dynamic between the hosts. It provides potential listeners with an overview of what to expect, encouraging engagement and support through Patreon.