019: NDS Chronicles - Steve Wilkos

Summary

Nephilim Death Squad Episode 019: NDS Chronicles - Steve Wilkos

Release Date: May 7, 2025

Overview

In Episode 019 of Nephilim Death Squad (NDS Chronicles), hosts Top Lobster and David Lee Corbo delve into their ongoing feud with television personality Steve Wilkos. The episode intertwines discussions on conspiracies viewed through a Biblical lens, listener-submitted paranormal testimonies, and the promotion of upcoming events related to the podcast. Throughout the episode, the hosts express strong disdain towards Steve Wilkos, intertwining personal anecdotes with broader conspiracy theories.

Key Segments

1. Introduction and Event Promotion (00:00 - 05:00)

   The episode begins with Top Lobster and David Lee Corbo addressing their listeners, emphasizing the need for support through Patreon. They announce an upcoming event titled "Bohemian Grove," blending elements of conspiracy, comedy, and chaos. The promotional segment is laced with sarcasm and derogatory remarks towards mainstream figures and institutions.

   • Notable Quote:
     David Lee Corbo (00:16): "We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people."

2. Discussion on Bohemian Grove and Hostile Commentary (05:00 - 18:00)

   The hosts continue to mock Steve Wilkos, referencing his show and expressing frustration over his interference with their content. They discuss the challenges of maintaining episode releases and the overwhelming demand from non-Patreon members. The segment is marked by aggressive language and threats towards Steve Wilkos.

   • Notable Quote:
     Top Lobster (04:34): "And remember, if you don't show up, the Jews win."
     (Note: The use of this phrase is offensive and derogatory.)

3. Reading Listener Submissions: "The Lizard Person in My Kitchen" (25:00 - 43:00)

   Transitioning to content submissions, Top Lobster and David Lee Corbo read a listener’s story about encountering a mysterious entity in their kitchen. The narrative blends supernatural elements with personal trauma, highlighting themes of paranormal experiences and spiritual conflicts.

   • Notable Quote:
     Listener (25:18): "I found the same three toed footprints all the way up the stairs embedded in the carpet."

4. Personal Testimonies and Experiences (43:00 - 77:00)

   The episode features David Lee Corbo sharing his transformative journey from a troubled past to finding faith. He recounts a pivotal night where he believes he encountered a divine messenger that changed his life. The conversation explores themes of redemption, faith, and the struggle against external negativity.

   • Notable Quote:
     David Lee Corbo (96:24): "The night I got saved was the most important."

5. Discussion on Faith, Conspiracies, and Personal Growth (77:00 - 100:00)

   Top Lobster and David Lee Corbo engage in a deep discussion about the intersection of faith and conspiracy theories. They debate the origins of their conflicts, particularly focusing on the unexpected backlash from Christian communities. The hosts reflect on the impact of their beliefs on their personal and professional lives.

   • Notable Quote:
     Top Lobster (86:00): "The most aggressive people who hate us the most are Christians."

6. Upcoming Events and Final Remarks (100:00 - End)

   Wrapping up the episode, the hosts reiterate the importance of Patreon support and tease future events. They maintain their antagonistic stance towards Steve Wilkos, promising more confrontational content. The episode concludes with a blend of humor and continued threats, leaving listeners anticipating future confrontations.

   • Notable Quote:
     Top Lobster (105:42): "Patreon.com\Nephilim Death Squad. Be there when the tickets drop, or you will simply not be there at all."

Insights and Conclusions

Episode 019 of Nephilim Death Squad showcases the hosts' commitment to exploring conspiracies through a Biblical framework, while simultaneously engaging in personal vendettas against public figures like Steve Wilkos. The use of derogatory language and aggressive tones underscores a confrontational approach aimed at rallying their listener base. Additionally, the episode highlights the importance of community support through platforms like Patreon, emphasizing exclusivity and insider access to content.

Listeners are introduced to personal stories that intertwine supernatural elements with real-life struggles, offering a blend of entertainment and introspection. The hosts' discussions reveal a deep-seated skepticism towards mainstream narratives and institutions, positioning themselves as alternative voices in the conspiracy discourse.

Final Thoughts

Nephilim Death Squad continues to carve out its niche by blending conspiracy theories with personal narratives and confrontational commentary. Episode 019 serves as a testament to the hosts' dedication to their themes, while also highlighting the polarizing nature of their content. For those interested in a mix of conspiratorial discussions, Biblical perspectives, and outspoken host dynamics, this episode offers a compelling listen.

Disclaimer: This summary contains direct quotes from the podcast transcript. Some language used by the hosts is offensive and derogatory. Reader discretion is advised.

Transcript

[David Lee Corbo]

Plan on flying.

[Top Lobster]

In order to board domestic flights, your driver's license or state issued ID must be a real ID.

[David Lee Corbo]

Learn how to get your real ID.

[Top Lobster]

[e-mail] realID or visit your local DMV.

[David Lee Corbo]

Top Lobster Productions. We are being hypnotized by people like this. Newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people. The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely. Oh yeah, dude, there's some Nephilim.

[Top Lobster]

It's like we all know what's going down but no one's saying what happened to the home of the brave? They control this now when no one's talking about how they made us finally slaves and everybody's just walking around heading the clouds I won't awaken to a dead in the grave we need to be ready to raise up. Welcome to the end of day Everybody is slave. Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in the air. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles. Your submitted paranormal testimony. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That is Top Lobster. The follow of disinformation. And before we get into today's content, whatever. I would like to remind all of the live viewers that this is a 30 minute preview only. Sometime around the 30 minute mark, we'll be going live exclusively to patreon.com Nephilim Death Squad where you can continue enjoying this episode, engaging with the free chat. Checking that picture out. That's. That's not on patreon.com.

[David Lee Corbo]

Go to twitch tv milkustogus I don't know what he's doing over there. He's playing video games in blackface or something like that. But I love this guy.

[Top Lobster]

Excited for it. I mean, yeah, afterwards we'll be tuning into that to watch it. Maybe we'll do a live watch party. Anyway, guys, patreon.com backslash nephilim discord. You know the deal and you can do it for free. All that good stuff is there, as well as a ton of backlog content. Dude, when I tell you we're like we're really backlogged. We're really backlogged. Like if you're hearing this right now and you think that you're up to date on episodes and you're not a Patreon member, you are fucking. It's an mistaken. Dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's an emergency.

[Top Lobster]

It's an emergency emergency. It really is. We're trying to get up episodes as quickly as we can. We make them faster than we air them, and. And I would say for every one that we air, we make two to three, so do the math. It's not good. All right, guys, go on to patreon.com backslash nephilim, best squad. Do the thing. Enjoy the stuff. We're back, baby.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's right.

[Top Lobster]

Today we are going to re. Oh, wait. Do we have to tell them about Bohemian Grove? Bohemian Grove, June 20 through the 21st.

[David Lee Corbo]

Actually, maybe we could play. Let's play a little clip for them.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, we can play the little clip for them. It's not done, but we'll play a little. A clip for them.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Keep, keep.

[Top Lobster]

We haven't paid for this clip yet, but we're gonna.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a rough draft. It's a rough draft we're figuring out. And honestly, it doesn't even really say anything.

[Top Lobster]

No, it doesn't really say anything, but it's fun, though. Guys. June 20th through the 21st at Leesburg, Florida, in the Tropic Theater. Owen, Benjamin, Sam, Tripoli. Nephilim Death Squad, Tower Gang. Ooh. Play it. Somewhere between Area 51, Comedy Central, and a really intense episode of Ancient Aliens, there exists a place.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't even. I don't like this. Welcome to Bohemian Grove. June 20th to 21st. The Tropic, Leesburg, Florida.

[Top Lobster]

Featuring performances from Tower Gang, Nephilim Death Squad. Other people will be there, too.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hosted by the cosmic cowboy of consciousness himself, Shane Cashman.

[Top Lobster]

You'll experience live podcasts, wild performances, and.

[David Lee Corbo]

The kind of conversations that will get your group chats. That will get your group chats flagged by the nsa. God damn it.

[Top Lobster]

Day two isn't just off the rails. There are no rails. Yeah, that is gay, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

It's unfiltered, uncensored, and quite possibly a psyop, but a really fun one.

[Top Lobster]

Conspiracies, comedy, chaos. At least one guy trying to sell you DMT in the parking lot.

[David Lee Corbo]

Welcome to Bohemian Grove.

[Top Lobster]

Two days.

[David Lee Corbo]

Shut up.

[Top Lobster]

Bohemian Grove. Three.

[David Lee Corbo]

Two days.

[Top Lobster]

One port.

[David Lee Corbo]

And remember, if you don't show up, the Jews win. Tickets are on sale now. No, tickets aren't on sale yet. But they will be.

[Top Lobster]

They're not on sale at all.

[David Lee Corbo]

Guys, we jumped the gun.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my God. Anyway, if you want tickets to whatever we just described there, that's going to be available very soon. Only to our Patreon members. Patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad. Happy birthday, Ryan. Drew, you'd better be there, dude. If you guys want tickets, you're gonna have to be there because we've talked about this before, right? Sam Tripley, huge draw. Owen Benjamin, huge draw. As soon as we open up the floodgates to their audience, those tickets are gonna go very quickly. So we're doing this as a choking point so that our fans can be there, because we want dangerous retards in the live audience more than we want bears and more than we want tinfoil hat enjoyers. We want you guys there. So we'll give you an opportunity, but it won't last long. Just keep an eye on patreon.com backslash.

[David Lee Corbo]

Squad in case you guys are wondering, like, what it's going to be about. Like what this event is going to be about. It's going to be very much. No, I'll show you what it's going to be about. It's going to be like this guy's event, which he's. He's mentioning over here.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, this guy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Well, this is whatever. We're doing what we want. This is our show. We're gonna. We're gonna play. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

We don't have to read any chronicles. Actually.

[David Lee Corbo]

People come from all over the country to show up for this because they know they're going to get something that's actual. They got Leonardo Joanie calling half of the audience and Sam Tripoli. First off. We did it. We did. Yes. Hi. Hi, Kate. This is. This is live. Hello.

[Top Lobster]

Doxed.

[David Lee Corbo]

Doxed.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[David Lee Corbo]

We did this first. We actually had Leonardo Joanie before you did. But. But let's get. Yes, that part's implied, David. But let's continue listening because this is. It's quite embarrassing for, I guess for him, but here we go. Claiming that he crushed the left side of. Of.

[Top Lobster]

I just want to give the. The audience context. He's describing his event. He had an event and he's describing that he had Leonardo Joanie there and like that. So they're describing this dude. Steve's event first. Now. Now.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it's very interesting. Yes. Look at people taking him serious. Okay, here we go. Barn. So it was a. It was a great weekend. Charlie's such a nice guy. You guys did a great job. Poster was over there cooking. Look at Don looking real old in the middle there. What's up, Don love?

[Top Lobster]

Don Jeffries looking rough looking, but like you.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know who Matt is, but. Hi, Matt. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

No, I don't know who that is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Kurt Metzger came up on where did this come from. Did you just see that?

[Top Lobster]

Where did that lady come from, bro? What the. I was just wondering. I was like, who's that? Whose window is that? And all of a sudden, she arose from the depths.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, there we go. It was a, it was a great weekend. Look at this. It was a lot. The undertaker ready. You guys did a great job. Pasta was cooking. Kurt Metzger.

[Top Lobster]

What are you doing down there?

[David Lee Corbo]

Seven Seas was on. Hi, Leonardo. Scott Armstrong.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, there she is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sam and I were, were. We just had too much fun. It's great. And I, I agree with, with Steve. If you, if you have the, if you have. Here, this is, this is great, guys. Of being able to get out and maybe travel for a couple days and go to one of these events. Be it Third Eye Carnival or Narco Polka, which I've been to a bunch. Or some of the other ones. Music and Sky Confluence.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, look, he left. It's better Pork Fest.

[David Lee Corbo]

He got bumped off because they have 40 people. Not going to regret it. You're only going to feel more connected. You'll have some, some nice memories from it. Right? Come on. Come on, Charlie. Can't take away from you. Who knows how much longer we're going to be allowed to travel the way we have. I mean, I can certainly envision a scenario in which clearly they don't want us flying. They're making the experience terrible on every Premium Grove. Number two, I think, I think Tripoli's are closer. I'm not sure.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, pause it real quick. So, so yeah, Clint is now somebody.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like doing lawn by you.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, I, I, I cannot explain to you how frustrating it is. As soon as I start doing a show, these come up and do yard work outside my window every single time. But Clint Russell just got to the point where he's now describing Bohemian Grove. Because if we're doing event shout outs, then of course, you know, Clint Russell is going to want to shout out Bohemian Grove. And he totally butchers it. By the way, is the third Bohemian Grove, not the second one, but here. Let it rip.

[David Lee Corbo]

What does this mean? Is it because it. Because we're boring you? No, I said I think, I think.

[Top Lobster]

That they mean that's what how they listen to union of the unwanted.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I listen to it on mute, but here we go. That's what boys are getting. No, just joking. It's fun. Only Steve Sparks like you guys were having, by the way, hilarious. Because here comes the hate. Guys, this is fun. I'm bringing this up because I have plans to kill this person. Not in real life.

[Top Lobster]

I love how he's. Yeah. In Minecraft.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hassan biker.

[Top Lobster]

Hassan biker. I'm coming to kill you in Los Angeles.

[David Lee Corbo]

So.

[Top Lobster]

So listen to the way he. In your house. Listen to the way he starts this conversation. He starts laughing, and then he said. What does he say? Pull it back just three seconds. It's the most disingenuous way to start this because it's not funny to him. He thinks we're robbing him.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it's. It's psychotic, really. But here we go. Dusk Boys, Tower gang. Guys, it's. It's fun. And it looked like you guys were having, by the way, hilarious.

[Top Lobster]

Is it hilarious, Steve, A couple of years ago. Is it Steve?

[David Lee Corbo]

Is it Steve?

[Top Lobster]

Is it hilarious, Steve McColl?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, in real life. In real life, when I was in.

[Top Lobster]

Sonoma County, Clint and I were on.

[David Lee Corbo]

Union of the Unwanted.

[Top Lobster]

And I was living 12 months.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sorry. What did I do here?

[Top Lobster]

It's so hard to listen.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. This didn't work out too well, huh? Let me see. 72. I didn't see.

[Top Lobster]

I like this one. I. I really like this one. I thought that was funny. We're showing you guys behind.

[David Lee Corbo]

At your house. Okay, Get. Get real, David. We have a show to do. These people showed up here.

[Top Lobster]

Are we gonna finish playing? Steve Poikos talking.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, Steve, what's the. What was the bodyguard for? Jerry Wilkos. Get out of my chair. Okay, we should just call him Steve Wilkos.

[Top Lobster]

I'm gonna call him Steve Wilkos from now on. He couldn't be more the opposite of Steve Wilkos, by the way. Steve Wilkins.

[David Lee Corbo]

Where'd the in the middle go?

[Top Lobster]

I disappeared again. She just dropped out again.

[David Lee Corbo]

And why did she drop out? Like. Like down.

[Top Lobster]

Look, eight figures is like. Is there an interview? No, dude, there's not an interview. Not today. We got stood up by our guest.

[David Lee Corbo]

And so now we're just NDS Chronicles. That means we do what we want here. Anyway, let's play the video aisles away from the Bohemian Grove. And I had a T shirt company that was partially incorporated with the show.

[Top Lobster]

That was called Brohemian Grove.

[David Lee Corbo]

And we were like, hey, dude, it'd be funny as to do an event that we called Bohemian Grove. And then like, two months later, Clint's like, hey, we've got an event in Florida called Brohemian Grove. For the record, I didn't. I didn't name it. That was. It's for the record. For the record, neither did we.

[Top Lobster]

Let the record show.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let the record show. Steve. Steve Wilkos. Steve Wilkos, you bald Sam Tripp Is he bald?

[Top Lobster]

No, but Steve Wilkos is bald.

[David Lee Corbo]

Steve Wilkos is bald. This guy's just ugly. Sam Tripley named it. And we just said, okay, fine.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like that.

[Top Lobster]

Do you remember how this went? So we were driving to this event.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

And we were talking about doing an event called Bohemian Grove. It's literally a throwaway, low hanging fruit name. By the way, guys, all I did was add an R. So, you know, the idea that the room for parallel thinking in this venture is. Is pretty big. There's a lot of parallel thinking.

[David Lee Corbo]

So every time we. Every time we talk about Bohemian Grove, I just like, go ahead, continue.

[Top Lobster]

Yes, that. Keep that up. So. So we get to the event and we're on stage signing comics with Sam Tripoli. And Sam Tripley goes, what should we call this event? He wanted to call it Conspiracy Con. And. And you go, hey, well, Dave had an idea for an event. And Sam goes, well, what's the idea? And I go, I literally have the recording. I. I still have the recording because it was such a beautiful moment for me. And I go, oh, yeah, I was thinking of something called Bohemian Grove. And Sam picks up the mic and goes, welcome to the first official Bohemian Grove. And I almost. My pants. All right, so. So that's right. Let's. Let's finish playing this a little bit and then. And let's get the out of here with.

[David Lee Corbo]

With Steve Top Lopson David of Nephilim Death Squad came up with it, but. Yeah, but they won. Oh, maybe they got it from.

[Top Lobster]

You hear that right there, guys, what was that? What was that? Bring that back. Just hit the arrow button. Bring it back 10 seconds.

[David Lee Corbo]

Where's the arrow button? Oh, yeah, that's true. Oh, maybe they got it from that. Yeah, I don't know what I'll give. I'll give you credit from now on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second.

[Top Lobster]

Go back. Because he says it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Maybe they got it from that yet. Of Nephilim. Does Charlie says they won. Name it. That was. Came up with it. But. Yeah, but they watched.

[Top Lobster]

No, that wasn't.

[David Lee Corbo]

Maybe they got it from that.

[Top Lobster]

His mouth doesn't move.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, okay, well, wait a second. We're missing something more important here. Look at the middle of the screen here.

[Top Lobster]

Staircase.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is there a staircase there?

[Top Lobster]

Miriam, I don't know what the going on. Look, all I'm getting at is that Steve Wilkos thinks we stole the name from him, which is incredible because in order to do that, somebody would have to watch your dog show in which case, you know, maybe then you could.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, we're watching it now, so wait, we're going to fast forward.

[Top Lobster]

He said his show, which is like am Wake up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Or some like, who cares about that show? All right, here we go on the platform. I'm way meaner on Twitter. I'm happy. I. I don't. I don't give. Here he's talking about. He's a. Clint, why don't you come on my show? Clint says you're an. And I blocked you on Twitter. That's why I don't really want to talk to you. But I guess in this format, since you're here, I'll talk to you. And the guy says, no, I'm much nicer. These are much nicer in on my interviews. Turns out you're not.

[Top Lobster]

Is that the cum guy? Star crime says that's the cum guy. Is that the guy that drinks? Steve is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Steve's the come guy. Well, this makes a lot of sense if he's the.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, because. Because he was go. The reason we got into it with this dumb was because, number one, he tried to say that we were controlled opportunists on Sam Tripley show. But he also was defending the deal.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was before that I had done a gracious drawing of this guy when I with Josh Smith. And then he just on me for no reason. Like, I literally did artwork for this guy. And then he just like. So I was like, you, man.

[Top Lobster]

But he was also defending the deep share, which was the guy that was drinking his own cum for knowledge.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right. So it's a. There's a big overlap between cum drinkers and people who don't like nds. Let's. Let's watch the rest of this real quick because this is interesting too, and I just want to make a comment about it also. Who's this? Who's the black guy there? Three eyes, three years, two eyes. He got two ears. All right, here we go. My money for a blue check. So I tend to only have that. Steve, the reason why you don't get traction on Twitter or anywhere else is also because you don't pay for it. So that's another there that and there's also.

[Top Lobster]

He said, hey, I'm really mean on Twitter now you're not really mean. We dragged you mercilessly, had no rejoinder, no comeback, nothing to say, and it was just a constant dunk, dunk fest. We dragged you out into the public eye on Twitter, into the public square, and we ridiculed you mercilessly to the Sound of a round of applause and. And the laughter of crowds. And then we decided we were done dragging you because it's kind of a masochistic thing that he just like. He's like, drag me harder, daddy. And we're like, no, I don't want to do that anymore. It's getting weird. So, yeah, that whole, like, I mean, on Twitter shit. You're like. You're not mean anywhere. You're just ugly and annoying.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're not mean. I'm mean. Here we go. 140, 240 characters. Jamie, hurry up, hurry up. Ste it out. He sounds like it requires it to be very sharp. I understand. I don't. I don't have any animosity to anybody here. Yes, he does. He's mentioned us multiple times, and now we're mentioning you back. I love all you guys, in fact. No, he doesn't. He's a hater.

[Top Lobster]

It's wild.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's wild. I didn't even really know who this guy was, but he's been coming out. So now we're gonna have Steve Wilkos.

[Top Lobster]

Steve Wilos. I'm coming to kill you.

[David Lee Corbo]

You've called. You've summoned me. You have summoned me.

[Top Lobster]

You ran.

[David Lee Corbo]

Come out to a Third Eye carnival. It'll be the best, tiny, best time of your life. No, it won't.

[Top Lobster]

I said he sounds like a meth head. I was wrong. He sounds like a. Like either a dribbling alcoholic.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Or an opioid enjoyer.

[David Lee Corbo]

Why not both? Okay, here we go. So, Clint, I wouldn't advise you go out there. I mean, maybe you could do that, but it's not going to be the time of your life. The time of your life is going to be a Bohemian Grove 3. Two portals, one hole. Two holes, one portal. Two days, one portal. If you want to. No, that's another thing. Hold on. I'm happy to come out. You're also welcome to come to Bohemian Grove if you want. That's not true.

[Top Lobster]

No, you're not. You're not invited. You're a. You're not invited. You're not invited.

[David Lee Corbo]

You can pay for a ticket, but you're not invited.

[Top Lobster]

Steve Wilkos. I'm coming to the Third Eye concert and I'm going to kill you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Anyway. Whatever. This guy. Sorry, guys.

[Top Lobster]

We just wanted to talk to you guys a little bit and drag a in front of you. But now we're gonna get on to reading submissions, because that's what this show is about. We've wasted 20 minutes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sandra, I'm going to Kill you.

[Top Lobster]

I thought that was the funniest. One of the funniest pictures in the verse and it just went. Slept on it. Really? Really?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it was. It was a good one. I don't know. Sometimes. Listen, man, that's how. That's how it be. That's how it be also.

[Top Lobster]

You know what, dude? No, no, I. I don't hate Steve Wilkos, all right? I gotta say, I don't hate Steve Wilkos. I just. There you go. I just find him to be insufferable when he keeps bringing us up. And that's a lot of these people, by the way, that I. That, you know, I end up dragging on Twitter or whatever, people that seemingly can't stop talking about me and making content about us. Like, that's. That's the. The crazy part. It's one thing to say, you know, why here's. Here's what me up about this. You just alluded to the idea what the Is happening. Oh. Oh. You just alluded to the idea that we stole your name for our event. And that's very much the same energy as, like, when Mersh went on and was like, I didn't get paid for my performance. Because what you're doing is you're. You're with our business now. We're trying to.

[David Lee Corbo]

With my money. When you play with my money, you play with my emotions.

[Top Lobster]

Steve Wilkos, the Wilcos.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is a very expensive event. It might even be break even. So it's like when you're doing this kind of thing, you're putting us at a. You're putting us at a weird risk of losing my house and feeding my children. I don't like it, so I'm going to have to. I'm going to.

[Top Lobster]

Steve Wilkos.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm coming to your house to kill you.

[Top Lobster]

It's not in real life. We're not going to kill you in real life. Not Minecraft, baby. All right, let's. Let's bring this up. I'm going to start reading. This is from Sandra. Sandra, we're going to find you. We're going to kill you. She says.

[David Lee Corbo]

She.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no, no, dude, we read this. We read this. I remember saying, P.S. i think God does like what you're doing. I think I remember this. Unless everybody just keeps telling us that God likes what we're doing.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't remember. Well, I mean, what's Nancy for? I see Nancy here in the chat.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, what are you doing? What is your job? Why do we pay you so much money? It's crazy. The Amount of money that we pay Nancy and the amount of ball she drops, it's crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Guys, if you're go to am, Wake Up Radio or whatever the. The name of the show is and just go tell him they were gonna kill him.

[Top Lobster]

Just say that to him. Say that to him. Say, steve Wilkos, Nephilim Death squad's going.

[David Lee Corbo]

To kill you irl. So we did read you, Sandra.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, sorry, Sandra. We were gonna double dip, but we're not gonna do that anymore. Let's get out of there and we'll go someplace else. Unbelievable. I have to pee so hard already. We haven't even gotten into content.

[David Lee Corbo]

You gotta pee?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I gotta pee real bad.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, all right.

[Top Lobster]

It's gonna do a pee intermission before we get to. Before we. Before we start making content.

[David Lee Corbo]

Guys, we'll be right back.

[Top Lobster]

We'll be right back, guys.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sweet.

[Top Lobster]

These bandages convert scrapes and got sambras Lessons from regrets and mistakes. I've been open you're moping around the street again. I've been dripping from sipping the dripping dirty water tap. I've been poking a food on all night. You do not know I made these bandages arm and undem. I've been shaking for making an awful decision. I've been riding and riding beside my Edison city round around around around, around.

[David Lee Corbo]

Around.

[Top Lobster]

Bandages on my lines on my arms from you bandages, bandages, bandages up and down on my lines on my arms from you bandages bandages bandages. I've been open and open around the street again the lab and tripping. We're sipping the dripping dirty water tap. I've been poking a doodle all that you do not know I made for you of you. Let's see what needles do. I've been shaken from making an awful decision. Well I've been thinking of drinking too many drinks all by myself. I've been riding and riding this on my yellow spinning round around around, around, around, around, around now better jeans and my legs and my arms from you bandages bandages manage Bandage and nose up and down on my eyes mi arms from you bandages bandages bandage and loose bandages on my legs, on my arms for you bandages bandages bandaging nose I'll be down on my legs on my arms from you bandages bandages bandages bandages bandages bandages. Don't worry now don't worry now don't worry cause it's all under control. Don't worry now don't worry now don't worry cause it's all under control. Don't worry now don't worry now don't worry cause it's all under control. Don't worry now.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, we're back.

[Top Lobster]

That was back. I don't know what that song is at all, but, like, for having heard that song for the first time through Toad. It's a good song.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like it. I like. I'd rather listen to all my songs through Toad.

[Top Lobster]

I think so. Honestly. Honestly, we need to be making Toad make a Christmas album.

[David Lee Corbo]

We already. We've suggested very hard to get Toad to do anything.

[Top Lobster]

He doesn't do anything, huh?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, he'll. He does, but it's like, it's hard to move him, you know?

[Top Lobster]

All right, guys, we are at the 26 minute mark and we're going to. No, I'm just playing. We're gonna read a story. We're gonna read a story.

[David Lee Corbo]

Should we. Should we raid the am. Wake up. Let him know?

[Top Lobster]

No, I like when they stay here and watch us.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I know. I just feel like they should let him know that we're gonna kill them.

[Top Lobster]

Like I said, guys, just hit him up and just say, Steve Wilkos, NDS is going to kill you in. Where does he live? Oklahoma. In Oklahoma. At your house. So crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God.

[Top Lobster]

It's. Honestly, without knowing that it's a Sam Hyde moment, if you just read that on paper, that's gonna come back to bite us.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, it. We're gonna. We're skipping the line. So, Sandra, you blew it, since we.

[Top Lobster]

Already read it already. She didn't blow it. She got red already.

[David Lee Corbo]

So somebody just submitted an email to the wrong email, which. Don't do that anymore. Here, the banner banners at the bottom here go to Chronic Chronicles NDS at Gmail. But this person submitted to the other email, which. We're never going to read that from there again. But. But they had a headline. And I said, God damn it. I was gonna. I was ready to throw it in the trash. And the headline read this. The lizard person in my kitchen. That's it.

[Top Lobster]

I love that. Look at the. By the way. Look at how. How just terrible. Our. Our Patreon members, the real dangerous retards. The. The elite dangerous retards. They go. They want them out so bad. They want us to cut the stream to you guys. You YouTube enjoyers. You rumble enjoyers. You. You Twitter enjoyers. They're. They're frustrated. They're frustrated, and I don't blame them. But we're gonna give you a little bit more. Let's read this story. What is it? As a lizard man in my kitchen. Was that what it was?

[David Lee Corbo]

The lizard person in My kitchen lizard person.

[Top Lobster]

I assume gender. That was my mistake.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is a children's book.

[Top Lobster]

Is it? Okay. Where is it? Do you want to start reading it first?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, here, I'll send it in. It's in the private.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I just picked. Don't worry. I just got it. I got it. It's open.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, here we go. Let me start out by saying you two have stupid accents, and you should really. Talking for a living. Shit. It's just awful. Wow.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Thank you.

[Top Lobster]

I kind of like this person already.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes. For real, though, y'all have a tremendous impact on my relationship with Jesus Christ.

[Top Lobster]

Just spent the first, like, half of the show.

[David Lee Corbo]

The name of the episode is Steve Wilkos.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my God.

[David Lee Corbo]

So you. You've had a tremendous impact on my relationship with Jesus Christ and deepening my knowledge of my beliefs in the Bible. So for that, God bless y'all. But you'll sound dumb as. All right.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, that's fair.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's fair. I have been doing more Bible reading myself as well.

[Top Lobster]

I have been more needing God in my life because I've been in a weird place these past couple of days, you know, thus the God. Yeah. Was that still.

[David Lee Corbo]

Could we.

[Top Lobster]

Could they still hear that?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't think they could hear that.

[Top Lobster]

I was saying that the nigger verse has a lot to do with my distance from God. I think I got to reel it in.

[David Lee Corbo]

You should. Yeah, you got to reel it in. I think we're done with that. Shout out. Tanya. Yiki. All my life I've been inundated. Raven's favorite word.

[Top Lobster]

I'm just playing. I'm just playing.

[David Lee Corbo]

I've been inundated. Raven's favorite word. This person's a huge fan. All you do is listen to us. It's crazy. I don't know who it is. Boy, girl, whatever. I assume it's a girl because. Lizard person in your kitchen. Why are you in your kitchen?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, it's a weird place to be.

[David Lee Corbo]

As a man.

[Top Lobster]

As a man.

[David Lee Corbo]

Why are you in the kitchen?

[Top Lobster]

Hold on, wait. Nancy's got requests. How is she making requests of us? We. We request of her. She says, can you put it in the Google Drive? Yeah, silly goose. Nancy, it's in there. Why don't you open up those slitty eyes of yours and you can see?

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, be nice. Be nice. It's in the Google Drive. It's titled Nancy the lizard person in my. Somebody's just mowing lawn back there. The lizard person in my kitchen. Okay. All my life I've Been inundated. Raven's favorite word with different experiences. I can't say I've ever seen ghosts or shadow people or whatever, because I don't think I have. You know what? Should I. I'm gonna send this to the email. Check the email, Nancy. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe that's what the issue is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Since we have to now.

[Top Lobster]

It's a narrowness of the eyes, but.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know, here we go, Nancy. There you go. The lizard person in my Marty Mac.

[Top Lobster]

Says, now it's time for the chink verse. Not a bad idea.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wow. This is not. This is not nice, guys. Okay, here we go. I truly believe I'm covered by the blood of Jesus Christ. Nancy's in here now. Jesus. And protective from all those spooky boys. Hell yeah. My guardian angels. Like an NFL offensive lineman keeping the baddies away. But every now and then, something slips through and gets my attention. This is one of the biggest times I feel like that's might be true for me, or maybe I thought that was true for me, but then maybe it's the. The fringe phenomenon where she's talking about, like, nah, dog, you're just, like, knocked out. They're having their way with you. I don't.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe, Yeah. I think my. My guardian angel, if I have one, lets a lot of stuff through. He's like, yeah, have a look at this. What do you think of that, huh?

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, look at this guy. He's like, I'm gonna go over here and smoke guardian angels on a smoke break right now. All right. Constantly during this time frame, my dad was caught cheating on my mom, and divorce was. And divorce. And very colorful. Colorful verbal arguments were being thrown around in front of me and my younger sister a lot.

[Top Lobster]

Damn, that's rough. That's a real rough thing to do. You want to have a truly relationship fallout and let your. Your children see it?

[David Lee Corbo]

It's very. Yeah, it was traumatizing being used as collateral by my parents to hurt by my parent to hurt the other. Needless to say, the vibes were very negative in the household at this point in time. That is rough. Me and my wife try our best not to argue in front of the kids because they. But they do a thing where they, like, they'll try to pit you against each other. Like, they'll ask me a question.

[Top Lobster]

Fight, fight.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'll say no. They go, I'm gonna ask Mommy, or they're gonna tell mommy on me. I was like, what do you think's gonna happen if you tell Mommy? Because I just told you, dude.

[Top Lobster]

I get so like, anytime my son ever tries to tell my wife about something that I did, I. I'm like, what? What? Say it out loud.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'll tell her myself.

[Top Lobster]

I'll tell her right now.

[David Lee Corbo]

She's actually in the same room. She heard and she did not disagree.

[Top Lobster]

Small apartment.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I was in high school and just got home from summer football workouts. So it's a boy. Went to my room. Could be. I mean, listen, let's be progressive. It's 2025. Went to my room upstairs and fired up Halo 3 on the Xbox 360 circa 2008. This is definitely a guy.

[Top Lobster]

This is before living life, dude. Dude. Living the life. Halo 3. Halo 3 was probably Halo 2 and Halo 3. Incredible guy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Guess. Yesterday Nathaniel Gillis mentioned 007 days with like 4 person controller on the N64.

[Top Lobster]

He mentioned that. Dude, I was so distant yesterday. So crazy sauce.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wow. All right, well, I was playing with my friends. Go, go listen to that episode again. It was a great episode. I can't believe you missed it.

[Top Lobster]

I was like in a weird headspace. I'm telling you guys. I. And my outlet was the verse Wild.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, well, he's playing with his friends. When I heard what I can only imagine was a very large man with boots in our kitchen downstairs walking around. The reason I reckoned it was a very large man with boots was because the footsteps were heavy, vibrating the walls. I could feel the footsteps through my bed. The bed I was laying on my room was directly over the kitchen. I could tell the footsteps were pacing back and forth, sounding like someone was super pissed. I immediately thought my dad had come home from work early. So I called downstairs, dad, I'm upstairs if you need me. I didn't get the normal shut up type response from my loving dad that he'd usually respond with. So I looked outside. My bedroom overlooked the driveway, and the only vehicle I saw in the driveway was my own.

[Top Lobster]

That's not good.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, you're. You're home alone, but someone else is in that house with you.

[Top Lobster]

Your mind has to immediately go to, you know, home invasion or something, you know what I mean? Because it definitely doesn't go supernatural. First it goes like, oh my God, there's a man in my house and I'm alone, so clearly here to rob and molest me. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Oh, hey. Shout out to Rife in the chat. What's up, man? Baby, it's been a while. All right. So my mind instantly went to. Someone broke into my house and they know a sweaty scrumptious 16 year old boy is upstairs all by his lonesome.

[Top Lobster]

I like this. He thinks, just like me, right? That's exactly what I just said. This guy's the.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's thinking about his butthole. He's like my butthole, just like me.

[Top Lobster]

For real.

[David Lee Corbo]

Cannot be penetrated. As I was realizing this, I heard and felt the footsteps downstairs, downstairs sprint to the bottom of the stairs at an ungodly speed. The distance to the bottom of the stairs to the kitchen was 15ish feet. And it covered that distance seemingly in less than a second. Whoa. Like scurried over. Very heavy scurrying. Yeah, dude. The footsteps were so violent that they shook the whole house enough to make the stuff on the top of my TV fall off an Xbox controller along with other trinkets. A picture frame also fell off the wall in my room. I sat in the purest form of horror I have ever experienced at that point in my life. Then I did the stupidest white girl in a horror movie I could have possibly done. When I heard the footsteps stop at the bottom of the steps for a few moments, I whimpered, dad.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's not your dad, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes. And it answered back, no, no.

[Top Lobster]

Like, are you sure?

[David Lee Corbo]

When my ass teenage crackly voice uttered the first sound, the most asshole puckering, spine chilling underwear skid mark, skid marking event happened there in that house. What I heard was something similar to the scream made by Emperor Palpatine when he lunges at Mace Windu and the other two useless Jedi in the third prequel movie. I don't watch that game. What does that sound like?

[Top Lobster]

He goes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Save Wilco. I'm coming to kill you.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no. But that's your house.

[David Lee Corbo]

Literally.

[Top Lobster]

He goes, ah. Like he does that, kind of. So that's horrifying. Holy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Accompanied by the heaviest, fastest footsteps I have ever heard. Running up the stairs at the same time, impossible speed. I actually am getting chills remembering this. The footsteps were so heavy and powerful. I remember thinking, how the fuck are the stairs? Not snap, not snapping.

[Top Lobster]

Wow.

[David Lee Corbo]

The house was literally vibrating from the force being exerted by each step.

[Top Lobster]

Wow.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damn. We're at the 35 minute mark. Should we just like let these people. If you want to hear the rest of the story.

[Top Lobster]

Well, look, I mean, it's not much. It's not terribly long. Maybe it is terribly long at the speed that we read. Yeah, I guess so guys, if you want to hear the rest of the story, you gotta go to patreon.com backslash nephilim death squad. But don't worry about. It's not a big deal guys. You can just sign up for free. Sign up for free and continue enjoying this episode. We've given you too much. Look at this guy in Blackface. Shout out Milkistogas. Patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad this is. I can tell this story is shaping up to be a banger. I'm glad that we had it jumped the line so we could read this. But if you want to continue enjoying this, head on over to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad, sign up for the 7 day free trial and then continue enjoying this episode. Also sounding off in the Is that true? Pores drink come. I mean that's what star crime says. And star crime's usually pretty good on his information. So he's got good inside sources. And let me tell you something right now. If you don't sign [e-mail] backslash Nephilim Death Squad, we're coming to kill you. Where you live in your house.

[David Lee Corbo]

If you don't sign up, you sound like an AM Wake up listener.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, you sound like a Steve Wilkos enjoyer. Not good. Very gay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Very gay.

[Top Lobster]

Otherwise. Bye bye.

[David Lee Corbo]

See ya. Okay, continue reading that Dave while I kick them out.

[Top Lobster]

Okie dokie. Obviously I'm in full panic mode at this point and I dove into my open closet and hid there like a little that I am. Quick side note, listening to Yalls previous discussion on how not to get eaten by monsters, I didn't even think to hide under my covers. That's genius. Yeah dude. That's fucking not getting eaten by monsters. 101 is stupid. What? They just can't seem to do it through the. Through the blanket. The thicker the blanket, the less likely they're gonna be able to eat you through it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, this is a top Lops's dog man. And we also covered this yesterday in the episode that David wasn't. I remember attention to.

[Top Lobster]

I remember that part.

[David Lee Corbo]

If you don't look, it's not real. Very simple.

[Top Lobster]

Correct. Correct. As soon as I dive into the closet, the footsteps reach the top of the steps which were like five feet from my open bedroom door. I would have shut that door. My heart felt like it was about to burst out of my rib cage. It was beating so hard and fast. I sat there in the dark as I waited for whatever the that was to enter my room. I waited and peeked. Oh wait, no, I'm sorry. Then I heard it. Then I heard it. The distinct muffled brushing sound of Footsteps in the carpet just outside my room. I waited and peeked at the reflection of the door to see what was about to disembowel me. I kept waiting.

[David Lee Corbo]

Great story.

[Top Lobster]

Some more. And I was in my closet hiding for what seemed to be 30 minutes. I didn't hear anything or see anything. Being the I I was, I peeked my head out of the closet and looked at the door. There was nothing there. Probably about 30 more minutes. My beanbag finally descended enough to step out. Oh, I was talking about his balls. I was like What? After probably 30 more minutes, my beanbag finally descended enough to step out of the closet, investigate further. I slowly peeked around the door frame and nothing. Not a single monster or person. Nothing. Except for the clearly defined three toed footprints in the carpet that stopped right outside the doorway of my room. So he's looking down and he's seeing. Yeah, like Frieza.

[David Lee Corbo]

What did it sound like? This.

[Top Lobster]

I'm coming to kill you monkeys. They looked very similar to dinosaur footprints, but a little larger than my hand. This clearly freaked me the out. And I took a picture of the footprint with my phone. That phone has since gone to heaven along with said photo along with the other photos I took directly after this of the same incident. Otherwise they'd be attached. Thank you. That was very clarifying because the next question was going to be where the are those photos?

[David Lee Corbo]

Let me guess. They're blurry. The photos are blurry.

[Top Lobster]

It's just. Yeah, it's just pictures of his carpet. My beans fully descended. I forced myself to investigate what had actually happened. When I got to the staircase, I couldn't believe my eyes. There were the same three toed footprints all the way up the stairs embedded in the carpet. I took a picture of them and immediately ran down the stairs, got into the gun safe in my parents room and proceeded to clear my entire house of any monsters. I looked for things that could have fallen over or anything that collapsed in the house to make the sounds I just heard. But I found nothing out of place. When I got back to the staircase, I noticed something odd. The footprints were gone. Every single one of them. Like they had never existed in the first place. I was very glad I had photo evidence of it. But after that, nothing really happened. I realized I've experienced something similar to what Raven has been saying recently about losing memory of weird happening. I don't know what triggered the memories to pop back up in my mind, but I felt I needed to share it with you retards. I have plenty of other more recent stories. If Y'all are interested, of course, such as when I worked for a fishing game. Worked for Fish and Game for my state. I believe I met someone who I believe wasn't human.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, I want to hear that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. But something that seemed to be wearing human skin while I was checking their fishing license.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, so that's. That's like. To yesterday's episode, which David missed. This guy thinks that there is another species of something that is. Well, I guess he called them. So it seems like there's more than just. So necromancers might be the human aspect of it, like, that are channeling, summoning, doing rituals, but there is another species of what these necromancers are creating the. With the. The dead person's sperm inside the.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like a hybridization, but you're using the sperm of the dead to do it. And then. Yeah, I mean, whatever. Whatever inhabits it afterwards is not.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah. He just kept saying, another species that is physical. So, like, there are. Within this phenomenon, there is. There are different types of things. There's the spiritual aspect, there is the ghost aspect, which he thinks some people might even be getting trapped. I kind of agree with that. I think that if you. Not if you sell your soul, but if you do, you know, take part in some of these occult rituals, maybe you're. After you leave your physical body, you kind of get stuck somewhere. Like it's not yours to keep. Like, in the end, you're gonna be judged. But maybe they linger around here a little bit longer, you know?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. I don't know. But I didn't pay attention to that episode because I was busy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Go. Go re. Watch it.

[Top Lobster]

It's better.

[David Lee Corbo]

Or go watch AM Wake up you.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, true. Kind of what I deserve at this point.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like Chinese water torture.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, exactly. It's like you're not there for the show. Gotta fucking watch AM Wake Up Steve Wilkos. All right, so he. He's checking the fishing license of a man that's seemingly wearing the skin of a human. He says, I actually have a few stories of extremely weird shit happening to me as a Fish and Game agent and stuff outside the job. I wonder if you were near a National Parker Reserve. I love what y'all do. And hopefully I get to hear this being read by Raven's extremely annoying and whiny voice or top stupid, disgusting and filthy New York accent.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know what the you're talking about.

[Top Lobster]

That's so funny. He's one of the Pores that get shoed away after the 30 minutes are up. Hilarious.

[David Lee Corbo]

He might have been watching, loving it.

[Top Lobster]

For a second and then he got kicked the out. Love y'all and thanks for everything y'all do. And through Jesus Christ, I pray for you and all your families and for the health of everyone listening. God bless. God bless you, brother.

[David Lee Corbo]

Thank you very much.

[Top Lobster]

We would be interested in hearing those stories if you. If you had a man in a man suit and you were checking his license. I'd love to hear about that. Anything else you got, brother, send it our way. I. I like the cut of your jib.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And I like that you didn't also send your name. Very smart on your.

[Top Lobster]

Very smart. Because I would have read it in my whiny and annoying voice. My voice maybe rough.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's horrible. But maybe we should ask the people, like, send your. Send the title. Like put a title of the story. Make it a good title. So that way I could put that instead. Because right now I'm classifying it by date and by name, which I immediately. Docs, we're gonna read Ben THC next, and he'll probably tell us within the first paragraph. Don't say my name. But I have already said your name.

[Top Lobster]

It's too late, baby. It's too late. Where we at here? I gotta find it. NDS Chronicles submissions and it. What is it? Ben thc. Okay, there he is.

[David Lee Corbo]

THC Demons. Four pages.

[Top Lobster]

Demon. This one is four pages. I'll start this off and then you can pick up at the halfway point.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah. What does he say here?

[Top Lobster]

He says, hello, retards. Hello, Ben. Hello, Doc. Ben. Just a fellow dangerous retard here. Of who I was chief among them and probably still am. I wanted to write you guys about my personal testimony. As most of the accounts given here tend to be dark in nature, perhaps a little story of the light would change. Be a nice change of pace, I agree. That sounds good. Though what happened to me does include the dark. Much as you guys have said, sometimes it takes the dark to see the light exists. Correct? Correct.

[David Lee Corbo]

Have I said that?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know, but I'll take credit for it. Currently, I find myself a case manager at Oregon's largest homeless shelter. A pastor of 10 years, much like Ed Mabry in the line of Chuck Missler, Cavalry denomination, which gave birth to Chuck Missler. Okay, that's cool.

[David Lee Corbo]

So wait, if this guy is a.

[Top Lobster]

He's a pastor and also a case manager at a large homeless shelter, which is nice. I want to do. I know this is a little off topic, but then I'm moving soon.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ben of THC Demon, you're a pastor of 10 years. How do you feel about this show, what we do here, especially this show?

[Top Lobster]

Honestly, I think emails to address that because recently, I'm not gonna lie, and I've been struggling with it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Should we interview pastors more and just be like, what do you think about this?

[Top Lobster]

Maybe I'm not opposed to it, but I mean, after you hear what I have to say, maybe, you know, we'll, we'll put some thought towards that. But so, so what ended up happening was after, after enough time of doing this show, I, it suddenly dawned on me. A realization dawned on me. I'm a bad realization. Was that. No, not just that. That's something that's a constant state of gnosis. But what I realized has been happening is the people who are the most insufferable, the people who are the most reactive to what we do here, the ones who wildly speculate about whether or not we're shills or, or that we're. Besides Steve Wilkos, he obviously does that, but he's a, he's an exception to the rule. The rule seems to be that the most aggressive people who hate us the most are Christians. And that has been something or, or at least self proclaimed Christians. I mean, it's one thing to say you're a Christian, it's another one to be one. I don't know. You know, that's something that I'm, I'm like, I don't know. Am I a Christian? I've never been one. I believe in Jesus Christ. I believe he died for our sins. I believe he resurrected. But you know, I look at the community of Christians and I'm like, why are the most tenaciously aggressive people when it comes to making content about us, you know, spreading rumors, speculating endlessly, endlessly dedicating resources and time and energy to finding out what a couple of retards on this show are doing and they think that we're sent here to, I don't know, mislead people and do all this. I was like, literally started this show because I was interested in information and I thought that other people might be interested in hearing it. And it's just very strange to me that no matter how aggressive we are, you know, and however many feathers we ruffle, the people who seemingly hate us the most are Christians. It's a wild thing. And I've been tangling with that lately.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't want to be like A, there's, there's like a very weird slippery slope comparison that you can go down with how they, how they, how they looked at like Jesus. We're not Jesus. Not at all. But we're doing something that is. And I get why they're doing it too, because it does need to be gate kept the movement or the idea. But then the same people are like, Ben Shapiro, like, come on in, you know, and they're like, but we gatekeep these guys that are saying bad words. They threatening to kill Steve Wilkos. Oh my God. It's like, yeah, dude.

[Top Lobster]

And I meant it in his home.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is so bad. So. Yeah, yeah. So like, I don't know. I think it's in the same spirit and I understand, like you should gatekeep it. You should push it away. But I just feel like, I don't know, maybe you're missing something. Maybe, maybe I'm missing something.

[Top Lobster]

You know what my thing is, is it's like, it's. I've never been the recipient of like sort of targeted hate by anybody before. And that just comes with the territory, right? When you, when you start to gain some level of, of notoriety, you know, people come for you. And that's to be expected. But the, the, the consolidation, you know, or, or rather the majority of people who are dedicating these resources to trying to come for me are Christians. And I'm like, so, so it's strange from my point of view, having never been Christian growing up, never experience a church community, never experience a Christian community, period. And now for the first time in my life, I have a dedicated group of people who are, who are, you know, focused on hating me and they're Christian. It's very weird. It's very strange for me.

[David Lee Corbo]

So let's differentiate. So this, I'm a Christian and I don't hate you. I think it's like there are like church going Christians, not. It's not just like church going Christians. It's like, that's such a bad thing to say.

[Top Lobster]

I don't even think it's that it's, it's a mixture of like Christian conspiracy theorists really that are doing this, that are like, they don't trust anybody, anybody of any notoriety must be co, opted, must be, you know, on the side of the opposition, must be trying to mislead the flock like all this other. And then they look for things that confirm it one way or another, and then they don't find anything. There's nothing to confirm here because if you look into me, you will find that I am exactly who I tell you I am, which is kind of an idiot, but just really fascinated with this information. And I believe that Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the life. But that's not enough for these people because I. I don't know, maybe like, say a. A word on Twitter. Well, let's not minimize it. I say a lot of words on Twitter, but that means that I've been sent here as an agent of chaos to muddy the waters and lead people away from Christ. Fascinating. Fascinating. It really is. And so it's just a weird dynamic because I know you grew up in the church and you. Okay, so what? So what? I turned the cat into a black cat. So what, dude? So what? I made. So what, dude? You think that they're mad at that? They're not mad at that. They're not mad that I made a cat have an afro. They're mad. They're mad that I'm not talking about the little season or some like that. I don't know what the they're mad about. I really don't know what they're mad about. I just know that they're dedicating time and resources to trying to tear us down.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is a yes.

[Top Lobster]

Yes, yes.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what? It's funny, man. It's. It's really funny because I don't. I don't care about anything like most people. I mean, I've had almost every single community come after me. Yeah, every. Every single community of, like, niche it down to the craziest, like gay, libertarian, white anarcho capitalists, they have formed against me. And I was just like, don't care. But when. When Christian church goers form against me, it always bothers me a little bit because I'm like. I'm like, we're supposed to be sort of on the same, but I'm the.

[Top Lobster]

Thing that gets me a little bit. I' yeah, you. I. We're supposed to be on the same. And what's crazy too, is, like, the people that do this, they think they fancy themselves, like, I think, like, maybe. Oh, I see the truth. I see the truth. And the thing is, if you're calling me a fed, knowing that I used to eat, like, stuff from the dumpster and I just made the verse, like, if you're calling me a fed, I know that your. Your. Your filter is broken. Your interpretation of information is fundamentally broken.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I will say this, though, David.

[Top Lobster]

Big crazy threat that's in the community.

[David Lee Corbo]

I can't seem to get. I can't seem to get Grok to do what you've been getting it to.

[Top Lobster]

Do, so I'll tell you my secret. You want to know my secret?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, don't tell them. They don't deserve it.

[Top Lobster]

Well, because, look, I wanna. I eventually want to hang up the. The hat. I don't want to have to maintain the entire verse. I. I could. I would. I could use some help.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Oh, you know, that's a good idea.

[Top Lobster]

So I can tell how I do it. So what you do is you take your favorite person, whoever your favorite person is. My favorite person is Matt Walsh or my favorite person is. Is milk estogis. And. And what you do is you put them into grock and you say. You can't just say, make them black, because what's happened is Grok has figured it out that you can't like. Okay, see, See? Hulk Hogan, great example. Hulk Hogan. Grock would not make him black, so.

[David Lee Corbo]

Really? Oh, you know why he's got that controversy, what he said? Yeah. So they're probably sensitive to that.

[Top Lobster]

Hulk Hogan is pretty much bald, so my. My workaround wouldn't work. My workaround originally is make them.

[David Lee Corbo]

You got a bonnet on them.

[Top Lobster]

Somehow put a silk bonnet on him wild. And then Grok recognized that. That is a black ethnic thing. Mr. Kennedy is great. I told him. I said, we're taking the Red 40 out of Kool Aid. I really like the Crocodile Hunter one. That's great. There's my. My naked body that I keep putting.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's not talk about that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, don't talk about.

[David Lee Corbo]

How'd you make him black?

[Top Lobster]

I didn't do that. That wasn't me. Yeah, so. So, guys, if you want to help me flesh out the. The verse.

[David Lee Corbo]

There you go.

[Top Lobster]

There's black Dave Smith. I like the caption. This was a. This was a sneaky one because all it says is the. You say to me, and that's what I wanted him to say during the. The Douglas Murray debate. There you go. There's black Tim Pool. Probably my greatest work ever.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, some of these are great.

[Top Lobster]

It really just turned. Owen looks Indian. Oh, Cassin is great.

[David Lee Corbo]

Kevin Hart.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, man. All right, we're getting off off track.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. Yeah, that's right. Let's go back to. Guys, if you want to help me with the verse, just go to Grox, take your favorite creator and say, make him black, period. And then say, give him an afro, period.

[David Lee Corbo]

I guess what we're saying here, Ben, though, is like, are you okay with this as a password?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That was the question. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's. Let's get back into it. So currently I find myself as a case manager of Oregon's largest homeless shelter and a pastor of 10 years, much like Ed Mabry in the line of Chuck Missler Cavalry denomination, which gave birth to Chuck Missler and was a chaplain. Is that a correct word? In jails. In jail for three years. Chaplain. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Those are people that go preach that they, they'll preach to the inmates.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, preaching.

[David Lee Corbo]

Pretty cool.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a dope. That's a dope job. I really respect people that do that.

[Top Lobster]

And like when I was in jail, there's a. It's a very spiritual place because you don't have anything else. My current life has been filled with the supernatural as well. From encounters in jails, the streets with the homeless, and at the place I work. I've seen some stuff since this time I'm writing about. Oh, wow. Okay. I wasn't always above. Oh, I wasn't always the above. Twelve years ago, I was simply a drug dealing stoner, heavily involved in the medical marijuana industry. Oh, all right, here we go. Interesting. You see, I was raised hyper Pentecostal, which only served to send me running from Christianity. Leaving the church at 16 and deciding the falsehoods I saw there meant all of it was bunk. Many such cases.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right. What about, I wonder, what about the Pentecostal Church? Because there are levels. There is levels of Pentecostal Church. Like my, my aunt and my uncle used to own a Pentecostal church, or she still does, but he passed. And they are like legalistic. The women have to wear like long dresses and things like that. And then the one that I went to, it was called Trinity Tabernacle in Brooklyn. And it was not as legalistic, but and, and also not as. What do they call that? Ex Exuberant or like.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, exuberance. Yeah, I'm not really sure what that means in the context, like where they're really crazy. Talking in tongues.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, they. I mean, there is some of that. I've seen that there, but it's not common. It's more like. It is more like a laid back chill, but it still is Pentecostal. So they believe in the Pentecost and it's like a newer form of the church. I. I wonder what his issues were there.

[Top Lobster]

But go ahead and continue speaking in tongue sing. All right. So I spent all my years growing weed and selling it, occasionally venturing to into DMT and shrooms as well. All right, well, this all Happened to me at 33. Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, I feel like a lot of stuff happened to me at 33 too. Like my life really pivoted and changed in a huge way. My wife and I moved 1200 miles to a new place to find a cheap home during the height of the housing market crash. Newly moved and new homeowners in an unfamiliar place. I was still involved in the weed industry as Oregon was about to legalize recreationally when I had an invention come to me. An invention. Okay. Like many inventors have claimed and other artists, this idea came to me in a night. I developed and built a device for marijuana all in a week's time. I just want to pause it there and say all the verse just came to me. I don't know what spirit was moving.

[David Lee Corbo]

Me to create that to me in a dream. Dude.

[Top Lobster]

I was just sitting there and then all of a sudden incredible ideas would pop into my head and I would laugh. My wife is like, what are you laughing at? And I'm just laughing as I'm making grock. Turn these people black. It's very funny. So very inspired. It was a way to smoke tincture using sound. What the. That's crazy. He's gonna smoke tincture. I'm not really sure what tincture is. I know the weed industry got really.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is that like oil?

[Top Lobster]

The wax?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Tincture might be an oil. I'm not. I don't know. I'm not like.

[Top Lobster]

I think you're right. It could be an oil. I had gotten the idea from asthma medication delivery systems that use a force air diaphragm to atomize medication. It's a highly effective delivery method for medicine. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

So they did this with ketamine. This was what they. This actually was the. The demise of my wife's old job where she was like a shaman sort of. She would help people micro reduce on. It was mainly for people with issues. I think I told the story before.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

But they moved from. They were doing like an IV injection drip which they would use an RN for to like the calculations have to be correct according to your weight. And still people would have bad trips depending on like how they would react to it. But they started doing a nasal spray and it's the same sort of delivery technology was not good. I think it was made by Pfizer.

[Top Lobster]

But.

[David Lee Corbo]

And this is right before is actually interesting, man. That job went under in like 2020 and she was pregnant due with my son in March of 2020. And that job, like they laid her off and gave her severance for, I think it was like, the end of January. And then she was, yeah, she's sad and she's home, but we have some money, and then the fucking world ends. And I was like, this was perfect, because imagine her pregnant on the train.

[Top Lobster]

During COVID Say, it's almost better. I mean, it is better.

[David Lee Corbo]

Worked out. Nice.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so highly effective delivery method for medicine. Anyway, the device worked, but the problem was I needed a certain viscosity of liquid to use it, which sent me down the path of making my own liquid extract to use in the device. I feel to this day. My mistake was using the high th. Seaweed to do so. That's what I'm talking about. I created a concentrate that was in a liquid state that the medicine I made could work or that the machine I made could work. That's. That's fascinating. So we're dealing with a genius, by the way.

[David Lee Corbo]

Why are you watching this?

[Top Lobster]

This is so crazy. Why are you watching this? But to. I mean, that sounds huge. I know There was a time where my old weed guy was like, you want inhalers? I can get weed inhalers. And I was like, I just want to smoke a weed, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, man, this guy made that. Wow.

[Top Lobster]

Right, right, right.

[David Lee Corbo]

So this is like a classic. It. But it worked far better than I expected. This is like the Powerpuff Girls.

[Top Lobster]

No idea how beautiful it actually was.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm looking at, like, the. The black and white pictures of him. Like, sugar aspires, everything nice, and it blows up.

[Top Lobster]

Chemical Act X.

[David Lee Corbo]

What's too much Chemical X?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no.

[David Lee Corbo]

Spice Girls is pretty esoteric. Spice Girls, Powerpuff Girls. Pretty esoteric as well.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And it actually wasn't a bad show. It was kind of.

[David Lee Corbo]

They had the literal gay devil.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, he was a tranny.

[David Lee Corbo]

His name was Him.

[Top Lobster]

His name was Him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I liked Mojo Jojo because that was to say.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't want to get back into my shoe phase, but check this out.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, fine. Show me your shoes.

[David Lee Corbo]

I bought these for $6 on whatnot.

[Top Lobster]

$6?

[David Lee Corbo]

No. They're beat to, though. Look at this.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's cool.

[David Lee Corbo]

They're cool. I wear them to clean the chicken coop. But $6. And. And the fours are super comfortable. $6, no shipping.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. You know, you got the kickers.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, dude, it's. It's fun. I. I gotta get off the website.

[Top Lobster]

I hate buying shoes because, like, I'll be like, I need shoes for work, or I'll need shoes for. To go out and, like, play with my kid at the park, right. And then I buy the shoes. I'm like, but they look good.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah. They fried. Now they fly.

[Top Lobster]

It worked far better than expected. What I equate it to is crack cocaine to normal cocaine. Okay. Being absorbed into the soft tissue of the lungs, throat and mouth created an instant edible high. That's fascinating. An instant edible high. Because edibles are a lot more psychoactive than.

[David Lee Corbo]

They take a while.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they take a while. So it's instant and it's more psychoactive than. Than regular marijuana. I was extremely optimistic on the potential for this device in the industry. I reached out to a friend who had been a key in the PAX vaporizer. Joel. Oh, jewel company. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

The jewels.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. That was like, are they still. They might still be big. His response was it was light years ahead of anything they were working on. But I needed more development and testing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Seems dangerous. It seems like, like the thing. Like, like you're in a shootout with the cops and you just reach for your tac vape pen. You're like. And then just eat more bullets. Not good.

[Top Lobster]

Like a berserker ceremony. He says, yeah, yeah. So being a stoner, I did just that. I set about improving the device and liquid extract. This to me, is what started the event. I begun to make it and test it over the. Over a few weeks period. Excuse me. Constantly adjusting and using myself as a guinea pig. What proceeded.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let me, let me just say something. David, I need to interject. We're at the hour and one minute point. But this episode has been a banger. Two back to back bangers. We killed Steve Wilkos multiple times. Got rid of the pores. Second story banger. Hopefully we could end on. But let's end on this story, isn't it?

[Top Lobster]

Because what we do here, we just, we just, we show up, we drop dong. Everybody claps. We go back.

[David Lee Corbo]

Please clap.

[Top Lobster]

Please clap, guys. Please clap. What proceeded is, I believe I opened a doorway to something. I got to the point that I hadn't slept in days while working on it using the device myself with high thc. And that's what I've been saying about the industry is that they've been like spiking the THC levels and. And they've been cutting in half the.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is what you've been doing switch you've been doing. You haven't slept in days. Just working, just cooking crack, just making white people black.

[Top Lobster]

It's literally Ben's fault that I had a, like a full blown panic attack when I lived In Vegas because I smoked an ungodly amount.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I'm talking about the nigger verse, dude. This is like. This is you. You got obsessed with it.

[Top Lobster]

Same energy. Yeah. But I would say the fruits of my labor are much more. They're much better than Ben's. Ben has changed the industry forever. I have changed the fabric of reality forever. Dude. Can I just say that when I said, I have changed the fabric of reality, and then I said, I call it the mandingo effect, that is maybe the best line anybody's ever said. Okay. And I just want to put that out there because honestly laughed so hard when I said that.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's sad that, like, not. It's not that nobody sees it, but it's sad that only the amount of people that saw it. Saw it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. It deserved to be. Probably is my opus magnum. My greatest works, really.

[David Lee Corbo]

I've done. I've done things like that where I'm like, I wish I had, like, a million followers, because this could get so out of control.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And no one's doing that with a huge. Everyone with a huge following is like, we have to be safe. We have to be careful what we do. Move culture, be weird.

[Top Lobster]

The nigga verse. What the. Okay, so let's see.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm wondering how I'm gonna censor that word because it's gonna come together in the transcript verse. Like, probably no space.

[Top Lobster]

Just answer the word verse. And that sucks.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, let's say it a couple more times.

[Top Lobster]

Verse niverse. Okay. So strange things started happening to me around me. Things in my house started moving on their own. Worse yet, something started whispering to me. It was telling me the sins of the people around me, including my wife.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whoa.

[Top Lobster]

That's crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

She thinks about someone else when you sleep.

[Top Lobster]

100%. 100%. That's what's going on. It's whispering, too. Oh, my God. I was startled.

[David Lee Corbo]

They're calling you. They're asking, if you're the creator of the nigger verse, does that make you God? And somebody said, nig Rod Gangs. Oh, my God. I gotta stop. This is too much. Tower Gang is tonight, not today.

[Top Lobster]

This is a. I am Yakub now.

[David Lee Corbo]

I have failed.

[Top Lobster]

I am you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Look at me.

[Top Lobster]

I am your C now. Okay? So I was startled to say the least. At one point, in desperation, I went into my closet and called up my old faith and asked God if he was real and said he. And I said he needed to prove it to me. He showed up in a big way. Oh, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nice.

[Top Lobster]

I'll read this last one, and then you can take over.

[David Lee Corbo]

Why'd you go in your closet?

[Top Lobster]

Well, because maybe he's like, me. I pray in the shower.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like the. Remember. So yesterday, I was gonna remember. Yesterday's like, no, I wasn't paying attention.

[Top Lobster]

I was not. I was lost in a different alternate reality.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yesterday, Nate mentioned. Nathan, Nathaniel, Nate, dog. He mentioned that these alien, the ufologists, that they have a meeting, and he actually stumbled into one of their. In the closet of one of them, and. Or they opened up a closet, and he saw in the closet was an altar to something, and it was closed really quick.

[Top Lobster]

Remember that?

[David Lee Corbo]

So they were, like, using this to pay homage. Pay homage to these entities. And it's just. It's interesting to, like, go into your closet to either you have this worship altar or, like, a Helga from. Hey, Arnold.

[Top Lobster]

She had it in her closet. Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

The gum. The gum statue. That was weird, right?

[Top Lobster]

Altar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Helga was a. Yeah. I mean, it's. It's. I guess if you were gonna hide a thing and you didn't want anybody to see it, it's like, where are you gonna hide that? Attic? Basement? Closet?

[David Lee Corbo]

You know, it's funny to also put God in the closet. Like, this is like my old faith. I've put him. I put him. I haven't abandoned him, but I'm. He's doing this thing that he understands that it's like, I should not be doing this thing. And then he puts God in the closet.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And then he's like, God, like, I treat my shirts where, like, I go through phases. I go, no, it's too colorful. It's too loud. Let's just let it. I'm not gonna get rid of them. I'll let him stay.

[David Lee Corbo]

David goes through the phase of, this shirt's too colorful.

[Top Lobster]

This shirt's too loud. This shirt's too loud. And then I come back to it. I'm like. Like, why shouldn't I wear a loud shirt?

[David Lee Corbo]

Why shouldn't I? Steve Wilkins.

[Top Lobster]

Give me a reason. All right, so. So he says. He says things got worse. And finding out things through that voice that turned out to be true led to a huge fight in the middle of December with my wife. I fled my home in my PJs during winter. Conceived or convinced I had opened myself to a demon and that I was damned, as the voice had told me. Damn, dude, that's like 101. By the way, I was dating a girl once upon a time. And. And. And I was queued in. Somehow I Think I've told this story before where, like, I. I suddenly became aware that she cheated. And I suddenly became aware of how the entire scenario went down.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whoa.

[Top Lobster]

And I don't know how I did it. And when I threw it in her face, she almost fucking died.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wow.

[Top Lobster]

Like, instead of saying no, she said, how did you know that? And I didn't even fucking have a rebuttal for her because when she said, how do you know that? My entire brain just went, you fucking bit. You did. And then we just went full blown into argument mode. There was never an addressing of how I knew that. I just knew it. It's so. It was. It gives me chills just thinking about it. Probably a demon, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, but I mean, yeah, I guess. I guess it depends on the circumstance. But it also could be a lie.

[Top Lobster]

Circumstance. Insane. I. I became aware of it because I found chocolate wrappers, Hershey's Kisses, little foil chocolate wrappers. And. And that was it. I touched the chocolate wrapper and I'm, like, looking at it in the car, and I just knew everything. And what I knew was that she went to school with a backpack full of Hershey's Kisses, because we were teenagers at the time, and she offered the guy that she had a crush on a kiss. She said, do you want to kiss? I knew this. And, and then, of course, that's your opening for him to be like, yeah, I want to kiss. And then they're touching it. Yeah, by touching the. Well, I mean, I don't know. I can't say that was what made me know, but, but that's how this. That's how it went. I found silver, Hershey's Kisses, rappers, and I, like, was fiddling with them. And then all of a sudden, I just became plagued by this gnosis. Like, I felt insane, by the way, to be like, oh, I, I, I know, I know you cheated on me. I know you jokingly offered a man kisses in the. In, in. And if he said no, then you were gonna say, guess. No chocolate for you. And if he said yes, then you were gonna kiss him. And, like, this was like, white as a ghost.

[David Lee Corbo]

And girls are so stupid too, because you could. She could have just very easily been like, I don't know what you're talking about. And you would have been like, maybe I am crazy.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I would have felt, like, insane that I ever opened my mouth and said that. I would have felt insane.

[David Lee Corbo]

Moral of story Learn how to gaslight.

[Top Lobster]

Learn how to gaslight. Very important to gaslight. Okay, you can take it over from here.

[David Lee Corbo]

So off I go in the middle of icy. Of icy weather, barefoot into the night, thinking it was over. I was damned. I headed down the street, intent on heading to the bridges of this town to end it all. As I walk through, something happened to end it all.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I guess he's going to a bridge. Dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, thank you. Nancy is putting in the private chat here, something that will come up soon. So I'll keep an eye on that. Because I don't know that word. Nancy. I can't even read that word that she wrote there. Oh, okay.

[Top Lobster]

Claire Tangency. Nancy, I'm going to kill you.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, Nancy, you're gonna get a raise. Nancy. Up to your house and give you more. Heading down a main Road at 1am I see what looks to be a homeless man walking toward me in the distance. He approached me, calling me by name. At this point, I was freaking out. Oh, no, wait up. All right. So with a little aside, she's saying, that's what you have, Claire Tangency, also referred to as psychometry. It's the ability to gain insights about past, present and future by touching or holding objects in the material world. What did you think when you held my dick that one time?

[Top Lobster]

I didn't think much. I just went, wow, nice dick.

[David Lee Corbo]

You want to do a show? You want to do a show together?

[Top Lobster]

That's exactly how it started. I was like, this is a dick I could do a show with. Yeah, no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't say all that. I don't. I don't think I have all that. That was. That was a very strange period in my life where. It's also where I learned to, like, do some sort of pseudo astral projection. I was homeless, so I was gonna.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ask if you were homeless.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I was plagued with depression. I was thinking about killing myself at that time. It was. It was. I went to that guy's house after I found that out, stood on his front lawn and told him to come outside and fight me. And he said that if he. If he got up, his parents would be really mad at him, so he can't come out and fight me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hilarious.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it was. It was a. It was the worst ever. But I mean, imagine homeless psychopath shows up to your front lawn. It's night time. I remember that it's probably 10:00 at night. I've got his number and I'm telling him, yo, come, come outside. I'm gonna beat your ass. And he's like, no, I can't come outside and play right now, because my parents will be like, why did you get beat up? I was in a real weird place at that age. Real weird. Lots of things could have gone very wrong for me at that time. I was going out at night, smashing the windows of buildings, breaking into cars. Like, I was. It was. I was crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Maybe. Maybe the reason why people back then had so much clairvoyance or like, this connection to the spiritual is because they weren't in a house all the time, like, surrounded by all this dead material. Like, they were out under the stars. Because the homeless people are out outside most of the time, right?

[Top Lobster]

Outside, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

We outside. How about that? Catch me outside.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I think it was less of that and more of the desperation. It makes you vulnerable. I don't think that I had any powers or anything like that. I think I was probably beset upon by fucking things that were whispering, like, truths to me, but, like, really poisonous truths that were just going to make me spiral more and more, right? And so, yeah, I don't think that I had any power.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, so this guy's headed down the road. Homeless guy. He approached me, calling me by name. At this point, I was freaking out, thinking this was another delusion or apparition. But he approached me, walking up, calling me by name, telling me to calm down, huh? When he reached me. Good thing you didn't. Ben. He's saying, Ben, Ben, Ben. When he reached me, he calmly explained. Yeah, he explained that God had woken him up to find me by name.

[Top Lobster]

Wow. Wow, that's so cool.

[David Lee Corbo]

He proceeded to calm me down, tell me about my life, things about my own sins, things about my brother, things about my parents and more. He even mentioned my invention, telling me it was such a genius idea.

[Top Lobster]

God wants you to vaporize this weed, dog. The.

[David Lee Corbo]

God's like, God thinks it's really hilarious. It's crazy. But maybe don't, you know, loves the.

[Top Lobster]

Idea that you put weed in an inhaler.

[David Lee Corbo]

He really, like, even though it's dangerous, like, God is probably like, look at this guy creating something like, is that is. Yeah, it is kind of cool.

[Top Lobster]

Something. I don't know if, like, weed is inherently a sin. That's just a. Kind of a joke. And I don't know that. Like, think about, like, back in the day, right? Like, you know, everything is still more natural than it is now. And you find this plant and you go, look at these little guys and you pluck them off and you go, this would be good to smoke. And is that. Is that bad because you took it off and then you introduced fire to it, and then you inhaled it. Is that bad? I don't know. I don't know. So I'm not saying, like, you know, God doesn't, like, when you put weed in an inhaler.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I mean, like, even. Even wine, right? You take wine, you ferment it for a long time, and you get it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it happens accidentally, mentally. Like, you can have fruit go bad, and then, like, you'll see animals. If you leave pumpkins or something like that on the porch around Halloween, they'll ferment, and then the squirrels will eat them, and the squirrels will get drunk, and they'll fall off the trees. And it's very funny.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know, the butterflies specifically eat only fermented fruit. That's why they fly. Like, they're always drunk. They're going, oh, is that true?

[Top Lobster]

That's why they fly like idiots.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, they're all drunk. They're just wasted. But I. You know, whatever the Bible does say, like, drink, just not in excess, not to get drunk. You know, that. That sort of thing. So I guess, like, you know, if you're gonna smoke, don't get crazy. Like, don't get crazy. Don't get crazy.

[Top Lobster]

I wonder if that's even, like, a thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, but then tobacco, you have to have the conversation about, like, right to. Nowadays, our. Our cigarettes, they have, like, rat poison in them. So it's like, yeah, carcinogens, and, you know, enjoy candy. But then, like, nowadays, they have ready 40.

[Top Lobster]

Not anymore, baby. Not anymore.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hell, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

RFK. He did it both in our reality and in the verse. He got rid of the dye in. In the foods now, so.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's right. You said it. You said it.

[Top Lobster]

That's weird that I said it, too. Well, it's not. It's not weird because that's what he's been saying. So it was just a silly idea that came to me, but I happened to post it, like, at the exact moment that it got announced that he said that he's taking the diet of all the foods. So who knows? Maybe there was a bit of, you know, whatever happened in our reality.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, black people always do things first. They're trendsetters. So there we go.

[Top Lobster]

It is true.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right. So he told me God was trying to speak to me constantly, to all of us, but we were too busy or too dumb to hear him. Interesting. This is another thing, too, is like a homeless guy approaches you saying this, and you're like, how do I know this is from God? And it's like, well, if this guy's stopping you from suicide or whatever you want to do.

[Top Lobster]

That's a good point. That's a huge point. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

If it's hard to tell, right, like nowadays, I would say no. Like, if somebody comes up to you and they're like, I'm a prophet. Whenever you hear somebody say they're a prophet, you're like, probably not about the fruits, right?

[Top Lobster]

What are the fruits? I didn't kill myself. Well, that's a good fruit.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. You know, I don't know, but like, if John the Baptist was around today, he'd be like, get away from me. You smell, you look horrible and you're ranting and raving. You're probably going on and on about, you know, the Jews or whatever.

[Top Lobster]

I'm like all these people who, who want me to look into a certain thing and if I don't look into a certain thing, that I'm a shill. And if I do look into the certain thing, then I'm co opting it and I'm steering people away from it. And that's the narrative of kind of like the little season people or whatever. And I, so I, I'll sometimes I'll pray to God and I'm like, if, if I meant to look at this, please send me not them.

[David Lee Corbo]

An obvious sign.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, don't send me people who I regard as unstable and crazy and who I can see are like launching accusations against me that aren't true. Therefore, what else have they gotten wrong? I can't trust that. So, yeah, I would hope the messenger at least is tailored to me in such a way that I'm receptive to it.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know, Wes, Wes Roth was talking to him. Shout out Wes. I was talking with him about like, just like the idea of like, you know, am I on the right path? And he said, you know, he's like, I think he thinks about that a lot himself too.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And he was like. I said, you know, doors open for me. And he's like, yeah, I think doors open for me too. But I always wonder is like, are these doors opening to my demise or are they opening? You know what I mean? And I was like, that's a great question. It's something that I have to. You have to constantly be looking at.

[Top Lobster]

Like, that's so funny because I was talking to Wes about the same thing because I don't know, I respect him and I'm like, you know, he's seen a lot and he's been close to a lot of people that are successful, but are Also doing like, you know, maybe even like conspiracy content. And. And I'm like, you know, in comparison to what they've done. And I. We get into the topic of like morality and like that. And basically he was like, I don't know. I mean, there was a time when you guys were going pretty hard against the Jews and then you realized something and you pivoted and that's a great sign. And I'm like, yeah, I guess that's a good sign. You know, like the Jews are still sucking off baby penises and stuff. But, you know, that's not where the buck stops. And also, are these the Jews? So. So, you know, it's.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's a lot of news.

[Top Lobster]

I am worried about that. I do worry about that. I worry that we're not, you know, we're dealing with topics that we're walking the edge of a knife. One side is like Christianity and the other side is like New Age Gnostic. And sometimes they look very similar to one another and sometimes they sound very similar to one another. So we're having discussions with guests and we're promote. Not promoting ideas, but we're exploring ideas. You could interpreted as promoting ideas. Certainly many people do. You're promoting this, you're promoting that. It's like, I'm just exploring ideas, but even that exploration, right. Look into the abyss. The abyss looks back. At one point, does something look like one thing and you move towards it and you go, oh, I just went in the wrong direction. And I, I like to think that we can pivot and double back and course correct. And I'm always going to try to do that. But it is something that I worry about.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, Yeah. I think you have to constantly be worried about it and I don't know, have the ability. I think there's also the ability to go, just because I looked at this thing and I thought this thing. I thought something at one point doesn't mean that I always think this and it doesn't mean that, like, I don't know if. Let's say that there's a weird spirit that's attached to it that's not, that's not attached to me. Just because I looked at this thing and I thought that. I think, I think that that wants me to. That would want you to think that it is attached to you, that there is no coming back from this idea. It's like, no, that is not true. I shed this and I, I rebuke that. This is not what I think anymore. I have a better idea or I've been given clarification, and we're learning. We're trying to figure this thing out to. To be able to navigate more correctly in this weird, temporary realm that we're in.

[Top Lobster]

So I had a bit of a realization, like, yesterday in. In my. In my insanity. And it's interesting because in those moments, I go through this, like, almost fugue state. There you go. And. And in those moments, I. I had, you know, I. I do have some clarity. I have things that are, like, given to me, and. And I see them and I go, oh, that's fascinating. And it only kind of happens when I'm in this really weird state. But the realization that I had was. I think it was from the com. Conversation we had with Nate, because it was. There was a topic at one point about believing these entities. And very much like Ben here, where he's being told by these entities, this thing, you know, to the extent that it's. It's driving him to go to a bridge and potentially toss himself off of it. Well, I had an experience like that, and it was when I went to the gay tarot card reader in New Orleans. And it wasn't, like, a really groundbreaking thing, and I've since repented for it and asked God to. To forgive me for my sins and. And, you know, release any bonds that I might have developed because of that. It was foolish and all these things, but the guy said that we were going to be incredibly successful and that this thing that we were doing was going to be big, but also that. That. That I was going to be hated more than I've ever been hated in my. In my life. And what's fascinating is my reaction to that. My reaction to that is, yeah, that makes sense. And then I anticipate it happening, and when I look around, it's happening. But why would I believe that? Why would I think that's true? I. I may be annoying, but I am. I've always been a good enough person that, like, I'm pretty well liked by people. Like, pretty well liked. I'm a pretty easy guy to get along with. I'm. I'm warm, I'm friendly. I'm not. I don't live an immoral, debaucherous, evil lifestyle. Thereby, I don't really, you know, have people that hate me. But I accepted that. And I was like, yeah, that makes sense. Even though it goes against my character and how people have treated me traditionally. And I thought about that for a second, and I was like, why did. Why did I believe that? It's huge. If you believe something, your belief in a thing, especially your belief in a thing that a spiritual entity is telling you, which is almost 100. What's happening in a tarot card reading? You're dealing with familiars that are whispering or moving or, you know, whatever with the cards. Why would I believe that spiritual entity? Why would I. Why would I accept that?

[David Lee Corbo]

Was that meant to, like. Let's say you were a woman and somebody said that it's like, you're going to be doing this stuff, but they're gonna hate you. And you're like, like, what if. What if it was like, hinging on? Like, well, maybe he'll stop. Maybe he'll back up now. If I said that he'll be hated. You know what I mean?

[Top Lobster]

I don't even think it's that. I think it's like, if I believe that I will be hated, then there's an energetic exchange there. And. And I'm. I'm now dumping my own mental energy into this idea of accepting being hated, which almost is probably going to create the very scenario that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, so you'll. You'll notice it more. I. Listen, I understand that I'm gonna be hated, but I don't put much thought to it ever. Like, it's a. But like, like, they. They make fun of me on. On Tower Gang, where they're like, well, I'm like, I don't understand how this person doesn't like me. And they're like, how could you not understand that people don't, like, are not.

[Top Lobster]

Gonna, like, think about it very much.

[David Lee Corbo]

I literally don't. Like, when I say that, I'm like, I know who I am. I don't understand why you don't like me. And they're like, that's asinine. And I was like, I just don't get it. I don't get. I don't put much thought to it why you wouldn't like me. When people come and they tell me that they don't like me, I tell them where to go, and then that's. Then. Then I move on. And I'm like, everybody else likes me.

[Top Lobster]

I. I just have never. I. I never had that. Like, one of the things that I'm. I'm grateful for that, that you taught me was this, like, the yes and model, which is to say, like, people are going to come for you, and you could try to waste your breath and address every single person that's screaming up at you, and that's a fool's errand. You'll never get there. Even if you can win one other person over in the time that you spent doing that, 50 more will have popped up in their stead. And. And now you're just fighting an uphill battle of trying to convince strangers that you're not what they think you are. And. And so I think that used to be my old mo. I would sit there with people and go back and forth, and then we'd have a nice reconciliation. That's when I was dealing with, like, tens of people.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You know what I mean? Now it's hundreds and sometimes thousands of people. And there's simply no way to do it. So the only recourse you do have is to either, like, hide from it or to just stand up and go, ah, you. And that works a lot better. It's a lot more fun, too. And. And it still does turn some of those people into friends, because I think a lot of these people who are just screaming up at you, they just want some form of interaction. So you give them interaction, and sometimes it just drops away entirely. But I don't know. I just. I was so ready to accept that everybody was going to hate me. Even though that was never the case with. With anything that I ever did. People always found me endearing, for whatever reason, you know, at this. Because I'm small and I have a weird voice, and it's like there's something about it that makes me want to. They want to hold me, you know, But. But now in this arena, it's totally changed. And I have a feeling it's because I accepted that when I shouldn't have. So when spirits tell you, especially when it's in a psychic environment or when it's in a schizophrenic state like that, if you. Right. Because Dr. Marzinski says if you believe them, it gets worse. It's the same thing. I think.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think it is the truth, though. It's like.

[Top Lobster]

It is the truth also.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're going, yeah. It's like, there's nothing you could. If you came into this. And it's not about accepting it, but if you were surprised by it, you would have just been in the same spot. People are gonna hate you. It doesn't really matter what we do here. They're gonna hate you for whatever reason, but just. I guess maybe it's just, like, exposure. The more people that even see you, they don't like you for whatever reason. That's fine.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, that's right.

[David Lee Corbo]

I want to read this story here.

[Top Lobster]

Let's get back. I'M sorry. Sorry, Ben.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right. Sorry, Ben. We'll finish your story here. He proceeded to walk the homeless guy, walk with him for miles, telling him the gospel in a way I had never heard before. Using street vernacular and common speech, he spoke truth into my life. As we walked, he gave me warnings. That's. So this is like. This is what Jesus did with his disciples. And it's like. And that's the thing, too. Like, his disciples that walk with. They walked with Jesus and they still were like deeply flawed people. They all, like, couldn't. They all didn't get it. Still, like, most of the time, it's. If you read the Gospels, like, they get it afterward, you know, it's. It does a great job of detailing how much of themselves were still caught in whatever message Jesus was trying to tell them. And even after, they're still not necessarily like Jesus. They kind of try, but they are themselves. They. There's no other way to be. And that's what. That's what makes them so cool in their own right. Like, Matthew is like a. Matthew's a really interesting character, Simon.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, there's Jesus. And then. And then we. We aim for that, but we can't be.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're not him. They're never gonna be him. You could see them fumbling around. It's like, you're not gonna be like, this guy. And they're gonna continue to mess up and do stupid stuff like this. And that's why I like those characters. It's why I don't like Daniel. Well, it's not that I don't like Daniel. I like Daniel, but David is. Is a much more interesting character. A lot more flaws in that character. Like, I, Like, I see my. Not that I see myself in that character, but I see the humanity. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Well, no, I hear what you're saying. Yeah. It's like I can't. I can't relate. It's a very similar situation to when I'm. I come into contact with somebody who also believes in Jesus, but has this air of like a holier than thou kind of a deal.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I already darkened. It's weird. I don't. I don't believe.

[Top Lobster]

And like, I'm looking at me and I'm like. I almost don't even feel like we're the same thing because I'm so acutely aware that I'm a broke down retard and that I'm gonna fuck up and that I fucked up a ton and that I just hope in the end that God forgives me and I'm trying to get better and that's the place that I come from. But then a lot of these other people, they come from. Yeah. Like a place of perfection already. Or at least that's what they're putting off.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. It's like. But like I. Especially when you know, it's like I know that you're fallen too, man. Whatever. Let's continue. At one point he pointed out street graffiti in a spiral. A spiral and a triangle.

[Top Lobster]

Interesting.

[David Lee Corbo]

Warning me of rituals and a kidnap and kidnappings of homeless people in this town. Telling me if I saw. Saw them to avoid them as they were portal sites and rituals. A triangle with a spiral. Isn't that like the pedophilia symbol?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And. And they. They. Sometimes they're separate. Sometimes it's a spiral. That is a triangle. Sometimes just the spiral is enough. But I remember seeing those images in the background of somebody's videos. I think it might have been the lady from Tick Tock who was talking about communicating with Seven. And in the background she just had a painting of a spiral and a painting of a triangle.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I was like, that's interesting.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right. That comes up everywhere. I mean, another triangle with Elon's Tesla factory in. In Texas as well. It's like a pyramid. But. All right. So he warned me against modern medicine, the pharmakia deception of modern medicines that I didn't know how close to the end. To the end I was. And the time I was in.

[Top Lobster]

Wow, that's cool.

[David Lee Corbo]

He said. He said much. Much of which equipped me for the. For the past few years. I guess he's talking about COVID time. He told me I would go into jails and be a pastor in the town I was in. At the time it seemed silly. How could a drug dealing felon do any of that? But as he walked, he told me I couldn't hurt people because I was hurt. That God loved each of us so much that he would do what he was doing for me in that moment with. With each. If they would just listen. Man. Very interesting stuff. I. I've already told my story about that as well in a similar way, but I guess that's still playing out. As we walked, he assured me he was just a man listening to God, not an angel. To every person we passed, he said howdy too. In the middle of the night, when the person sneered at him, he. He would get sad. And then. And when they greeted him, he would say, they get it.

[Top Lobster]

Nice.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Wow, that's interesting. Too. It's like, because I have inclination when, like, I'm. I'm not going to say hi to anyone. It's a New York thing. And I think that's why I do it.

[Top Lobster]

I say hi to everybody walking. Whenever. When I'm walking with my family, I always say hi. Maybe when I'm alone, I don't do it, but when I'm with my family, and I think it's like something I want my son to see or whatever, but. And when you don't say hi to me, I fucking ridicule you. As I turn to my wife and I go, fucking that guy, huh? What an asshole. I think I was pretty loud and clear. I said, good morning. We made eye contact. What the fuck?

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like I'm damaged from New York, where it's like, if someone says hi to you, I'm like, this guy want. Do you want money? Do you want it?

[Top Lobster]

Like, well, that's because that's usually what they wanted back in New York is money or. Or whatever.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a. It's so. It's like. It's a. It's a weird reality of reality that this exists, and I kind of. I'm depriving my kids of that. But it's also not a reality where it's like, this exists on the subway in New York or in the. The ghettos in New York, in the streets, people aren't supposed to be like this. Or maybe they are. I don't know. I don't know what people are supposed to be like. But I hate. I hate it. And it's like. It's kind of, like, damaged me to a point where I'm like, just. I'm gonna go, like. Like, we. That old guy got hit by a car over there in the Villages. And my wife gets out and she's like, I'll go to help him. And I, like, My first inclination was like, let's just go. Like, somebody else will. Let's get out of here. Like, if. Like, stopping here, we're gonna. We're. We're inviting some. We're inviting trouble that could possibly happen. But nothing. Nothing happened.

[Top Lobster]

I always have. I have a bad habit of trying to, like, help people in the moment. And it always. Almost always, like, I was in the. I don't know if I told you this, but I was at the corner store the other day, and I was trying to get money from the atm, and there's some old lady, she's just at the ATM and she's just staring at it. For mad long. And I'm eventually realizing, like, this is a really long time what's going on here. And I start paying attention to her and I realize she's like wobbling and swaying. Next thing you know, she just starts. Starts falling, like falling backwards. So she's a little old lady. And, and the. There's a lady between me and her. That lady steps out of the way to let her fall. And I dive my body in and catch this old woman. And let me tell you something. I've done that enough times to know it's never received well. It almost feels like you should just let people fall because it just gets. They're. They're. They're embarrassed, so they're reactive and they are dismissive and they're. They want to minimize the situation so they look at you like you're crazy for doing what you just did. But I caught her and, and her body felt like it was made of pillows. It was so weird. Like, I was bent over at the hip and my arms were extended and I still caught her and was able to lift her up. You know how hard that is to lift up a person with your arms fully extended and you're bent over at your hip? She felt like she weighed nothing. It was so bizarre. And then everybody kind of looked at me like I was the. Because, you know, some got knocked over in the process or, and, and geez, dude. So this is another one of those things that I do that's very strange that I don't realize it at all. It's going to come back to haunt me. Literally too retarded to stop. But yeah, so. So that old lady, she was not grateful. Nobody was grateful. She was going to fall 100. And I caught her and kept her from doing it. I was the. Of the entire situation and the energy was just very strange after that. So, you know, I don't know what it is, but I, I have a tendency to do that. One time I did it and I. And I. I. Baseball slid like I was going into home base to catch an old woman who was falling. But she didn't fall down. Oh, no, no. She fell because I slid into her. Because I slid into her like I was trying to be safe. Like I didn't want to get out. I slid into her. I took her legs out from underneath her and I caught an old lady on top of my body. She was going down, but in hindsight, I don't think she was going down down until I tackled her, basically. And, and, and nobody, everybody was like, yes, Sweep the leg. I like. I, I. Goldberg speared her legs out. And, And. And you know what the worst part was? After I picked her up and got her back to her feet. I was in the middle of a conversation with. With my manager at the time when that happened. Nobody addressed it. Nobody said anything because it was so cringy and it was so unbearable. What? I had just done that rather than be like, that was a weird move. Why'd you do that? He just said so anyway and kept talking. Jeez. It was that bad.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was like, let's pretend that never happened.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dude. So, yeah, don't, don't. Don't stick your.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, let's. Let's continue. Let's continue.

[Top Lobster]

So sorry, Ben.

[David Lee Corbo]

Once again, we walked for miles, and my feet hurt because he has bare feet. I forgot he's not wearing shoes. He took off his shoes and gave them to me, which I tried to refuse. His response was he was giving me them because of who he was, not me, and to just take them. At one point, he banged on a random trailer park window and a sleepy man who answered, what the. Who answered what the hell he wanted, he simply said, hey, man, I'm jonesing for a cig. Do you have one? The guy grumbled, but gave him a cigarette and a light, to which the man said, he gets it. And we walked off.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, this guy is fucking awesome.

[David Lee Corbo]

What the hell? As we passed churches in town, he would point to them and ask me, who built that? And I reply, God. And he would get mad and say, no, who built that? And I would say, people. To which his response would be, exactly. He finally told me after the last church we passed that God cares about what he built. And that's you. Not a building or a church. He built, man. And that is what he cares about. Interesting. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Banger.

[David Lee Corbo]

I accepted Christ that night. And when I asked him what. What was next, he simply wished me a happy birthday and bid me to go to work. It was a crazy night that changed my life. The night I found Christ. Or rather, the night Christ found me.

[Top Lobster]

That's so cool.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. My life since that time has been an example of God's providence in my life. From drug dealing ex felon to chaplain, pastor, and working, help, working, helping the homeless. Daily I have more stories from both before and after I found salvation. But to me, the night I got saved was the most important.

[Top Lobster]

It's a very cool story.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Since this night and before, I have other stories and encounters, both from my work on the street with the homeless. While Going to jails as a chaplain and while working at my state's. At the. At my state's largest homeless camp on graveyard, as well as a experience pre Christ experiencing pre Christ involving an abduction type experience ended by the name of Christ in my twenties. Thanks guys. Keep up the good work. Yeah, Ben, we want to hear more of those story. Maybe if Ben is a pastor, maybe you. We have somebody on to talk to us about that. That would be, that would be cool.

[Top Lobster]

And then, and then, and then, yeah, then Ben will get accused of being on a, a shill show, a racist podcast.

[David Lee Corbo]

Did you know those guys created the nigger verse? Or at least one of them did.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And I think it's mending people. Thank you, Ben. This is actually a really cool story. I feel like there was probably a lot more if you spent that long with this guy. But, you know, I get it. You don't want to, you don't want to type a book up. But that's. I've been thinking a lot lately about like, I don't know what to. I never felt like asking God for much, but part of me is just like, you know, you read the Bible, you fast and you pray, and, and it just seems to be if you do that long enough, God responds in, in some sort of way. And so part of me is almost like wanting to engage with that model and, and, but, but I'm like, what do I ask God to show me? You know, because I feel like God's already done so much for me and I feel like it's pretty obvious what I'm supposed to do. And, and you know, his presence in my life is glaringly obvious. So it kind of feels like I don't really need to ask God for anything, but I kind of want to because I want to be able to, to, to test this thing of like fasting and prayer and, and reading the Word and then having something on the other end of that. Yeah, fasting is huge. Yeah. And. And so I've been kicking that idea around lately of like, I want to do that. Well, what do I ask? I mean, I almost want to be like, can you come say hi?

[David Lee Corbo]

I also have been feeling like, like, I know, like there's a lot of like, come as you are, and that's fine, I think, to a certain level. But there's a way that like in the Old Testament, they talk to God, they, they address him, they're like, like, they give him a title. You know, it's like Lord of the Universe, you know, like this kind of thing. I'm like, yeah, by not just calling him God, but like, real pretty specific. Like, what is. What are you. What is this thing? As best as you could explain it, like, that would be interesting to.

[Top Lobster]

It's like the spirit of the ultimate Father, you know, in many ways. But, you know, I'm like, is that silly? Is that a silly thing to do also? Is that bad to do? Like, is it bad to be like, I'm going to ask him just. Just to say hi. Like, just to say hi to me in a way that I know it's you? Is that fucking stupid and gay?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I think that's what. That's actually a good question. That's probably what people should be doing all the time.

[Top Lobster]

Like, I want that. I think that sounds incredible. And that would be really, really, really cool. And that's something that I would want. Like, I'd share that with everybody. I'd go to my son and be like, it's fucking. If you pray to him and talk to him, he'll say hi. You know, like, grab my little face and shake it. But, yeah, I. I don't know. That's just been on my mind a lot lately. It's like, it's right there. People go through all kinds of dumb ritual. They'll sacrifice a small animal and make a ring of salt to talk to some greasy deity that doesn't have their best interests in heart. But, you know, there. There are rituals. I don't want to call them rituals because it has such a negative connotation, but there are rituals you can do to speak to the Father. You fast, you pray, and you read the Word and you. You ask. And then it seems to be over enough time. Because I hear that a lot. I hear that a lot. It's like the amount of stories that I hear of people, you know, praying to God to show them something. And then some happens and it's like, well. And they tell you how to do it. Like I said, it's fasting and prayer and reading the Word. So I don't know. It's just something I've been thinking about a lot. I just didn't know if it was gay to be like, just say hi, because I don't even want to. What am I going to ask him for? I don't. I don't. I don't need anything. He's given me everything. I just, you know, just to have an experience would be really wonderful. Or maybe that's. Maybe I'm thinking about things the wrong way.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know, I don't know. Get creative. You're creative. Figure out something else.

[Top Lobster]

I would ask God, is. Is. Are you? And it's okay. I get it. I'll understand if you are. Are you dis. Are you displeased with the verse? Are you not pumped about that? Should I not have done that? Because it. It came from a really fun place when I did that. It wasn't. It wasn't malicious at all. I. I was actually tickled.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, come on. I mean, this was like, dude, it's. It's. I don't. I don't understand how it's not hilarious. Three, six, nine. Damn. Look, fine, it's. It is great. Look. Look at. They've even got the part in his hair.

[Top Lobster]

I love it. I love it. I had to. I had to re edit that one. I was like, give him a mustache because it gave me that guy with no mustache. I was like, no, Nikola Tesla's got that mustache. You can't not give me the mustache. I like. My favorite one might have been the Steve Irwin where I said a stingray knelt on his deck, neck until death. I thought that was very funny.

[David Lee Corbo]

This one is just like Steve Irwin in blackface, though.

[Top Lobster]

It's, like, really black, too. And it. It did that at first, and I was like, look at the afro. Yeah, it's got his hair hanging out the back of it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Even has, like, a nappy mullet. This is great. I mean, how could you not use this for this?

[Top Lobster]

Like, that's what I'm saying. It's like, God, is this okay?

[David Lee Corbo]

People are doing Studio Ghibli that.

[Top Lobster]

Isn't that yellow face doing the nigga verse? All right, come on.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is so much better. It's so much better. It crosses a line of, like, what you're allowed to talk about and then also what is funny and people know it's funny.

[Top Lobster]

What they just get. The Jordan Peterson one is good. Yeah, yeah. Be the most dominant in the hierarchy. I like the. The Albert pike one. That one was very funny because it doesn't even look like him. It just put a black dude's head over his head. You could still see part of his head.

[David Lee Corbo]

His hands are. Hands are white.

[Top Lobster]

Hands are white. And I said, these need a hero. We shall provide that. Oh, my God. Come on, bro.

[David Lee Corbo]

You kidding me? Stranger by the hour Podcast Banger Banger podcast.

[Top Lobster]

I like those. Those guys say a lot of really fun stuff.

[David Lee Corbo]

Free my Mason. We should. We should invite them to Bohemian Grove. That would be fun.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, we should do all Right.

[David Lee Corbo]

I got a pee. I got to pee. And we'll be back with what time? Cyprian or vin Armani at 4:30? No, like three hours, three and a half. 4:30pm Eastern Standard Time. Be here. It's. I don't even really know how that show's gonna go. He's a. He's a little bit of a. What's the word? He could be a little bit of a prickly character, but just be yourself and see where it goes. He might hate us. He might love us. We'll find out. It's gonna be hilarious. I can't wait.

[Top Lobster]

But that's a dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a dude that went like, his transformation from basically like male model, escort, like, kind of. I don't know. I want to call him a piece of crap, but, like, kind of like a philanderer kind of dude. Very full of himself, too.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Changing his life, I think he lives in Japan now. Left. He's. He's part of the Orthodox Church, and he's changed his name. So Cyprian is the name of a saint, which I think we should ask him about. But the guys did a complete transformation. Somebody I was at odds with with, like, I don't know, in libertarian idea space, like economic stuff. And I didn't understand what he was doing religiously a couple of years ago, but now I sort of do, and I want to delve deeper into that aspect. He thought. He thought we wanted to talk about tariffs. He was like, oh, I'll come on quickly to talk about Trump's tariffs. I was like, no, I don't care about that. I want to talk about your journey. Talk about God. And he was like, I'm down. I was like, all right, perfect, baby.

[Top Lobster]

Let's go. All right, well, guys, look forward to that. Also, don't forget one more time that patreon.com is where you're going to want to. When Bohemian Grove tickets drop.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's the wrong one.

[Top Lobster]

Milk Estogis is going to be there. He'll be in blackface. It's actually a requirement. We told him that if he shows up in blackface, he doesn't have to pay for his ticket.

[David Lee Corbo]

He doesn't have to do that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, I mean, you know, yeah, if he pays for his ticket. Patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad. Be there when the tickets drop, or you will simply not be there at all. Because Owen Benjamin's audience and Sam Tripley's audience and Shane Cashman's audience and everybody else's audience is gonna eat these tickets up. So if you want any chance of being there for what I think is probably gonna be one of the greatest events ever on the planet.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

Then you're gonna want to be a patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad. That's it, guys.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's it.

[Top Lobster]

That's it.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, bye.

[Top Lobster]

The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a problem box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling. Telling us what to believe is real. You can persuade that what they see.

[David Lee Corbo]

With their eyes is what there is.

[Top Lobster]

To see, because they'll write in the.

[David Lee Corbo]

Face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of possible and they have.