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Top Lobster
We are being hypnotized by people like this. News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people. The chasm between what we're told is.
David Lee Corbo
Going on and what is really going.
Top Lobster
On is absolutely enormous. Oh yeah. Dude, this is nephilim shit.
David Lee Corbo
It's like we all know what's going down but no one's saying what happened to the home of the brave Take controlness now when no one's talking about how they made us finally be slaves. Everybody's just walking around heading the clouds I want to wake up to a dead in the grave but then it's too late we need to be ready to raise up. Welcome to the end of day Everybody is slave. Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in the air. Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven that is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. Before we get into today's show, I just want to remind all of you terrible people that this is a 30 minute preview only sometime around the park.
Top Lobster
Let's, let's.
David Lee Corbo
You want to let it ride?
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because this is, this is a show that is sponsored by Irwin Outdoors. We have completely sold out. Our model has now changed. We are all about the money, baby. If it doesn't make dollars, it doesn't make sense. So let's do the whole thing live. We're going to be giving away six or seven tickets, right? Because we have something like that, a bunch of tickets that Irwin Outdoors has purchased for us. So we're going to give those away today. There's people who have emailed us on the NDS or chronicles ndsmail.com email so we'll give that away. And we have a couple of other people who have bought tickets just to give away to us because you guys are insane.
David Lee Corbo
So yeah, not in the comments but if you look in the description, I actually dropped his name. I mean his name is public on Instagram and. But he's a homie. Shout out to John. Where is it? Let me see real quick if I can find it. Somebody in the comments read the thing so I can say his name. John something with an n. But he. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He basically just didn't like that we were. They tried to cancel us. He's a big fan of the way that we push forward and he says I can't even make it but I'm going to buy a ticket for you to give away because I want to support what you're doing there. So shout out to John Nemec and shout out to the Jewish owned Irwin Outdoors. Very excited to finally be sponsored by a Jewish show. No, that's not true. I don't think it is at all actually. Before we get into anything though, I do want to remind everybody that a great place to support the show is to consider going over to patreon.com Nephilim Death Squad. You get all kinds of perks, ad free viewing experiences, early access to the episodes. You get to sound off in the live chat after we go behind the pay wall to avoid the disgusting pores and, and you could actually see people right here. Here's. Is this Chuck Irwin? It says kosher bricks and baby, let's go. You could be just like Chuck and everybody else who's hanging out kosher bricks.
Top Lobster
Is that, is that what they're throwing at in LA right now?
David Lee Corbo
Oh my God. That's what they're, they're putting in the pallets on the side of the road in la. They're putting kosher bricks out, guys. But all that kind of stuff plus a tremendous backlog of content. We've been a little bit slow lately with everything that we have to do. And so if you've been thirsty for more content, if you've been parched and you want that sweet, sweet Nephilim Death Squad milk, then the place to be is patreon.com backslash nephilimdeskwad we got a whole milk.
Top Lobster
Oh, guys, don't forget mommy's milk. Therefore, fifteen hundred dollars a month, we will call you mommy. We will sip your milk.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't agree to sipping anybody's milk.
Top Lobster
Fifteen hundred dollars.
David Lee Corbo
Fifteen hundred dollars. I would not drink a single ounce of breast milk for $1500. Not a single ounce of breast milk, $10.
Top Lobster
Infinite Zeal just puts a fire emoji. Doesn't care about his money, Just fire.
David Lee Corbo
I love that.
Top Lobster
I like that.
David Lee Corbo
That's very willy nilly. Almost 100 Jewish with no. Actually, he would be much more conservative with his money if he was.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Also, guys, don't forget, I know we're giving you tickets, but go to brogrove.com and pick up your tickets. They are live. The venue has been secured. We are crushing and we are continuing forward. And we have double the seats.
Top Lobster
Double.
David Lee Corbo
We have double the seats. So, guys, please help us get these tickets out of here. Come see performances. And Owen, Benjamin, Sam, Tripoli, Nephilim Death Squad, Shane Cashman, Elijah Schaefer and Tower Gang.
Top Lobster
Tower Gang. Most of town.
David Lee Corbo
Most of Tower gang will be there. And if you want to be a part of it, now is the time, Guys, go and get your tickets@brogrove.com can we show Irwin outdoors? Can we show his website? Because he does beautiful work and I want to thank the man who. For not only supporting our work but also providing beautiful work.
Top Lobster
Or is this just A.I. like, I don't trust anything anymore. This is a conspiracy show. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
But like, let's click on something, pick it apart. Let's find out.
Top Lobster
Dog. I'm looking at some of the stuff that he does and I'm just like, are you doing this for real? Because it's really good. Let's see. I don't know. Pavers and palm.
David Lee Corbo
I'll tell you what, you have a lot of property. It needs to be tamed. Some of it needs to be tamed. Some of it needs to be beautified. And I think that. How cool would it be to get Chuck to come out to your place? I mean, I don't know if he's that local.
Top Lobster
Yeah. How cool it would be. It would be like a million dollars cool. That's.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah. Be like a million dollars cool. But his stuff, I mean, his work is beautiful. And I've talked about it before. I'm a big fan of when landscaping comes together. Look at that.
Top Lobster
Oh, it's cool. Great website. Great work.
David Lee Corbo
Beautiful paving papers. Look at those pavers.
Top Lobster
It's cool that. It's cool that somebody.
David Lee Corbo
Are those pavers done in the style of a swastika? Oh, no, that was my eyes.
Top Lobster
Oh, you're sneaky. You're sneaky Chuck. Sneaky Chuck. That's what we're going to call them. I think it's cool to have people that are like our fans of the show that are actually like, super, super useful.
David Lee Corbo
This shit is cool and also super based. Chuck Irwin says, I have a Facebook page I can't access because I was critical of Israel. God, man, if that isn't a company that you want to support, you're a faggot and I don't know what to do for you.
Top Lobster
Makes you want to throw a brick, right, Chuck?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Look at this. That's sick, dude.
David Lee Corbo
That's beautiful.
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David Lee Corbo
That's beautiful, man. That's really. Chuck's nice house.
Top Lobster
Not my house.
David Lee Corbo
Big houses.
Top Lobster
Really nice house. Not. Not mine. Yeah, yeah. Great. Is kosher from Chuck Irwin. Are you. He's in Lakeland, Florida. That's like a. That's not too far from where I.
David Lee Corbo
Maybe there's a. Maybe there's something to be done there one day. Maybe. Maybe Chuck comes in and makes a giant Star of David in your backyard. A giant seal of diamond.
Top Lobster
We burn it. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
That's where we'll take Toad and we'll, we'll perform an effigy sacrifice.
Top Lobster
I'll tell you what, Chuck, when, when, when we become like super rich from this show, I definitely will. I want to do something at the house. There's so much, like, things to be done, especially on the outside. Like, I've done the inside of my house, but the outside, David, you could attest to it. It's.
David Lee Corbo
I mean, you have, you have. The outside of your house is really nice, but what you've, what you've done to the inside is beautiful. And yeah, the outside needs to matches the match.
Top Lobster
The outside does not match the inside. Yeah, it needs to, but in time. Yeah, in time.
David Lee Corbo
One thing.
Top Lobster
Yes. We'll travel for shekels.
David Lee Corbo
If you're in central Florida and you're looking for a base company who does excellent work, definitely Irwin Outdoors is for you. And don't, don't reach him on his Facebook page, though, because the Jews got him.
Top Lobster
He's banned. Yeah, don't. Don't go there. Don't go there.
David Lee Corbo
All right, guys, we're gonna get into a little bit of content today. And then later on we're going to announce who the giveaway winners are and all that other stuff. But let's start with a little bit.
Top Lobster
Of, of, yeah, we were, what were we going to do? We were going to read some, like, let's, like, let's read Q&As. And I was like, these people. Let's read a scary story. Like, And David said, yes, I agree, and I think that's rude, but fine, I love that.
David Lee Corbo
No, because, you know, at the end of the day, my son was in here earlier and he was asking me when I, when I was going to retire because he hears that, like, YouTubers retire early. And I'm like, no, that's not quite. But I told him I don't. Why would I retire? I love doing this. I love doing this. So when it comes to, like, do you want to answer questions versus do you want to read unhinged Skitso submissions? Like, I, I mean, I love questions, you know, and I, and I love our fans, but I love Skitso. I mean, I genuinely love this information. I love these stories. I, I, I love all this. So retirement isn't. Why would I ever retire? Why would I ever retire? Do this until I die? And also because I did tell my son. The amount of emails that we get where people say, hey, you retards, strengthen my relationship with Christ and caused, you know, such a stir in me that I stopped doing this debaucherous behavior or that debaucherous behavior. I stopped engaging in New Age gnostic, I stopped exploring Wiccan and I came to God. I'm like, you don't retire from that. You do that as long as you can until God's like, okay, quit it. You, you really, you're doing too much, buddy. So, yeah, not, not in the cards at all. Let's, let's get into this. Here we got. This is from Zach. Zach. This was on 5, 7. What month is it now? This is over a month ago. We just can't. Nobody that gets on this show has anything more recent than a month ago that they sent it to it because we just.
Top Lobster
Well, actually, no, we're, we'll read. What we do is we take from the backlog and, and today we're going to read from some newer stuff because I just didn't feel like scrolling back and finding anything. Nancy slacking.
David Lee Corbo
Nancy is slacking.
Top Lobster
I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
She actually missed Timeline Cleanse. She once upon a time said Timeline Cleanse was her favorite show and that it changed her Life. And then she immediately missed the second episode.
Top Lobster
Is wrong with Nancy?
David Lee Corbo
I don't know, dude. I don't know. You know what it is? I think that Nancy, I know she works in, like, the medical industry, and she probably doesn't really find a lot of people that, like, are huge fans of death, you know what I mean? And then all of a sudden, she found a community of people that were like, man, really love to watch Asian people get chewed up by machinery. And she was like, what? That's a thing that somebody else shares in common. And so I think it was meaningful to her, but not meaningful enough for her to show up. So this is from Zach. And it says in. What's that?
Top Lobster
It's. It says, stealing Babylonian baby. Stealing Babylonian goddess. I'm in. I'm in, Zach. Thank you.
David Lee Corbo
That's a mouthful. And I kind of already have ideas about where this is going. But it says, hey, Top. Hey, David. Hello, Zach. Hi, how are you? He says, my name is Zach. Yes, you can mention it. And I'm a pastor. What.
Top Lobster
Why are you here?
David Lee Corbo
What's going on? Also, we have another banger that came in from Pastor Ben. I don't know if we're going to get to it today.
Top Lobster
Oh, no, we're going to read. We have two things. Back to back. We read Pastor Ben. That's it.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, when Pastor Ben submits some shit, we read what Pastor Ben.
Top Lobster
We gotta have him on the show. But, like, again, Pastor Ben, we've been under spiritual attack.
David Lee Corbo
I had a nightmare last night by the nephilim. It wasn't a long one. I just had a nightmare that, like, I killed somebody and the cops were after me. But then when I woke up, my son was like, I had a nightmare last night that I was trying to fight Godzilla. And I'm like, damn. Like, I have a nightmare. At the same time, my son has a nightmare. I have a dream. At the same time, my son has a dream. We're connected. Go figure. All right, anyway, you can mention my name. Too late. I'm a pastor who appreciates your pursuit for truth. I've always been intrigued by the supernatural. So your specific focus on the Christian side of the conspiratorial and paranormal lens has been entertaining and informative. Thank you. Over the course of my life, I've had three paranormal encounters that I'm aware of. Two of those I remember, but I'll mention the third one simply because I wonder if it holds any significance to the others. I'll start with the one I don't remember. When I was a newborn, I'll tell.
Top Lobster
You about something that I don't know what happened. Like, I'm old.
David Lee Corbo
I mean, you know, as a newborn, one does tend to forget things. Says, yeah, when I was a newborn.
Top Lobster
Imagine.
David Lee Corbo
Do you remember anything from when you were a newborn, top?
Top Lobster
No, I'm saying, like, you're not supposed to. It's like remembering your mom's pussy, that stuff. Gotta go. Gotta go, dog.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's a safety mechanism. A built in safety mechanism. God's like, trust me, dog. You don't trust me, remember that.
Top Lobster
You don't want to know any of this.
David Lee Corbo
You fucking want to remember this.
Top Lobster
We're gonna skip to five.
David Lee Corbo
Skip straight ahead to five. When I was a newborn, my, my, My parents lived in the back of my dad's business. My mom had gone to bed and my dad stayed up holding me on the couch while he watched tv. Somewhere in the midst of that, he fell asleep with me laying on his chest. That's adorable. I'm aware he's not winning any father of the year awards based on that move. What? No. What are you talking about? That crushes.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Sometime later, he awoke to what he would describe as the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. Oh, no. Does that mean he woke up erect?
Top Lobster
Oh, no. With the baby on his chest? That's illegal. That's actually illegal.
David Lee Corbo
I'm pretty sure I could see now why he said we'd have to ask.
Top Lobster
The guys at the Tropic Theater because they know a lot about legalese, but.
David Lee Corbo
I'm pretty sure, well, they, they're constantly operating in a gray area. And so they're like, look, if the boner is they're operating in a gay area. In a gay area? Is that what I said? I meant to say gay. He said she had jet black hair and that she was wearing a white flowing dress. Man, that archetype shows up so often. It seems lately that we've been connecting that to the spirit of Lilith. But that archetype of like, almost like the ring, you know, he's saying she's beautiful. So I imagine she didn't have her hair draping in front of her face, but still the white flowing dress, right? As a symbol of innocence, impurity, shows up a lot. Shows up a lot. He said she looked unlike any woman she had ever seen before. He quickly noticed that she was trying to take me from him. Oh. He grabbed a hold of me and held me firmly to his chest. He started screaming for my mom. My mom heard this and ran into the living room. She said my dad was standing up, holding me and screaming for her to come help. In the aftermath of it, my dad swears he never remembered waking up, but that the woman simply disappeared when my mom came in the room. I've seen that shit where like it just disappears.
Top Lobster
Let me tell you a crazy story. I don't think I've ever said this on the show. Yes, my dad grew up in Puerto Rico. He was born in San Juan.
David Lee Corbo
And it's amazing that your dad is such a stand up guy because he should suck.
Top Lobster
What a scumbag, right? From Puerto Rico. His dad was dead. Raised just by his mom, Moved to Brooklyn and Coney Island. Grew up around pieces of, literally salt.
David Lee Corbo
Of the earth, wholesome dude has no reason to be too nice.
Top Lobster
Too nice. I, I get mad at him for being so nice, but.
David Lee Corbo
Right.
Top Lobster
So when he was young, his mother had him. But like times like they were very poor and like, I forget exactly what had happened. His mother was out like doing stuff, so she had somebody else watching him. And this lady basically tried to kidnap him. But she was a witch in like involved in like, they called it spirit, Spiritimo or something like that.
David Lee Corbo
What is that?
Top Lobster
Yeah, some form, some island and like she wouldn't give, give up the kid. And my grandma was a gang, so she went back, she had like a shotgun or something and she basically. Yeah, she like took my dad back. But like the lady was trying to like keep my dad for some weird reasons. There's a lot about my family in Puerto Rico that I don't know and I love to. But like most of these people are dead and the ones that are alive are.
David Lee Corbo
So a lot of Puerto Rico is like, it's destitute. And if you've not built anything long lasting, there's this constant need for instant gratification because you're. Everybody's desperate constantly. So when you. Yeah, when you're desperate and you need instant gratification, you know you're cutting all kinds of deals with these entities.
Top Lobster
Yeah. And so he was like the only boy that my grandmother had and like, she was not giving him up. And it was a. Apparently it was a pretty big deal. But she like, she took him and it was. I don't know how violent it got, but it was pretty fucking crazy. So, yeah, my dad escaped being stolen and raised by a witch.
David Lee Corbo
Which. Man, that's crazy.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Wild thing.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Yeah. And my grandmother was like a very strict Pentecostal, like very strict Christian. Couldn't curse around or anything. She hits you with a spoon. So whatever she had or whatever she was doing in Puerto Rico, she was bootlegging liquor and like really into some gangster shit. She used to throw hot boiling water at the Christians that came to evangelize and shit in Puerto Rico. So I think she packages by Expedia.
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Top Lobster
She might. I don't know what I wish I would have been able to talk to her. But there was a life change for sure at some point in, in this story. And yeah, my then, now my dad is who he is. So interesting stuff.
David Lee Corbo
I mean it's amazing how you could have such a destitute upbringing that's clearly filled with nephilim shit and then just come out of the other end like dude is. You would never get that. He has almost an innocence about him. Like he, he is really a wholesome grandpa character, you know what I mean? And you would never imagine that talking to him that he, he seen some and obviously he's seen some. So that's interesting how that works. Says my dad waited until I was in my late 20s to tell me that train wreck of a story. And I'm glad since I would have never been able to sleep through my teenage years with that on my back. It hit me pretty hard because my dad was never one to tell ghost stories or linger too heavily on the paranormal. Probably because he, he knows it's real. You know. We were a Christian household and had a belief in the supernatural, but stories like this weren't something I would have thought he believed in. Interesting, interesting, interesting. My childhood and teen years were typically or were the typical middle class western upbringing. I was raised to know God, but my biblical understanding was fairly surface level which led me adrift from my faith in my high school years to chase girls and frequent parties. That all escalated through my college years leading to borderline alcoholism and rampant sexual sin which I used to medicate severe depression. Yeah, so I mean that's, it's so crazy how American culture pretty much says that. It's like you're going to go to college and you're going to your brains out and you're going to have all this really crazy drug experiences. We're going to make a bunch of movies glorifying that, like, glorifying these college years. And it's, it's crazy because it's become so ingrained in our culture that. Where other cultures have a coming to age ceremony where you gotta like, I don't know, let's say you do a, some sort of an ancestral dance of some sort, which isn't good. But I was saying like, you know, it's, it's all ceremony, it's all ritual in America. It's, it's kind of our unspoken coming to age ceremony where you go off to university and you get hammered nightly and you, you bang as many chicks as you possibly can. I don't know, I think it's just such an inversion from, from what you should be doing, right? It's like, especially during a time.
Top Lobster
Go ahead, you shouldn't be going to college. I think at this point, like if you're sending your kid there, you're like, we know full well what it is, you know, you're going to pay a tuition to send your kid to come back as a blue haired retard. Like all the typical, the stereotypical things that you should expect from college. Just don't be surprised when they come out that way. And it's like, you know, how many times have we seen it? Stop sending them there. It's unfortunate because I don't, I don't even know if it's really even a good route to like success anymore or even learning.
David Lee Corbo
Like I don't think you can.
Top Lobster
Yeah, there's like maybe some specialties, like a nursing kind of thing you might need to do that. But there, there's gonna be, there is better ways to get this knowledge. You don't have to go through years of, you know, liberal arts to figure out that you want to do xyz.
David Lee Corbo
So with debt right until God knows how long, you hear those horror stories of people that are like, I'm 70 something years old and I'm still paying off my student loans. Like, wow, that's great.
Top Lobster
I'm paying.
David Lee Corbo
I think it's all.
Top Lobster
I still have some student loans but like I pay like the minimum because they gave you like a zero percent loan. So I'm just like, why the fuck would I lump sum pay you. I'll just pay you, you know, money in my pocket and you could have this as we go. It's, it's an insane system. It's an insane system. So it is.
David Lee Corbo
I hope it all comes crashing down soon because sometimes my wife's like, oh, I'd like for, you know, Jack to go to college. And I'm like, I just don't think it is. It's the way anymore.
Top Lobster
It's.
David Lee Corbo
It's not what you think it is. So he says this led to dropping out in my junior year and starting a band because that's what you do when you're trying to sort out your life. Yep.
Top Lobster
Now you start a podcast.
David Lee Corbo
You start a podcast, a racist podcast about Christianity, and then people are really confused what it's about. That became my full focus rather. During those years, things escalated further, but I eventually hit rock bottom, quit drinking cold turkey, and started a committed relationship. Around that time, my family lost our house and business, which were the same building. That's right. He said that at the top in a house fire. Damn, dude, that sucks. My dad owned some rentals and we moved into one of those while I was in a committed relationship. We weren't married, so the sexual sin was still present. Right. It just changed forms. I had started reading meters for an electrical company to try to start making more money and was walking about 10 miles a day. That was actually something I remember looking into. Those people don't make such bad money, the people who just walk around and read your meter. One night I came home super tired and fell asleep as soon as I hit the bed. That's when story number two comes about. I dreamt that I was standing in the middle of a pitch black field in the Indiana countryside.
Top Lobster
Oh, Indiana place we haven't spoken about. See, it's funny how this documentary has evolved, right? Like, I'm not exactly sure what it's going to be, but it started off like, let's talk about Indiana. And then we're like, let's fucking talk about, you know, just entities in general. And now we're like, we're talking about cancel culture probably.
David Lee Corbo
It's all the same thing, right? It's all the same entities. It's all the same spirit. And I do believe that. I think that that same thing that drives you to cancel people is the spirit of like, envy and anger, resentment and fear, and it's all the same spirit. What did he say here?
Top Lobster
Thinking about your dad's story in Puerto Rico literally just brought me back to the movie Hereditary. Him being the only boy could have been something significant to the ritual, possibly at plan. Yes, I think so. Yeah. It's just. It baffles me how he turned out because he shouldn't be my dad. And again, this is, this is a not to, like, brag about like my dad. But my dad should not be who he is. He grew up no dad, in the worst circumstances, dirt poor, around trash people. Simple as that. I think the only thing that saved him was probably my grandmother's strict adherence to the church, and she was very strict. But yeah, he's like. He's almost like. Like Goku, you know, like the naivety. Naivety? Naivety.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like an. An innocence sort of. Yeah. Or naive naivete of like, how Goku is and.
Top Lobster
But it shouldn't just be like that. So I'm like, what the happened? He should be the opposite, but he just isn't. I would love to see him in Bizarro World, like face tattoos and shit, visit him in jail.
David Lee Corbo
There's 100. Like, if you ever believed in the multiverse, like, there's a version of your dad that has a hook hand, face tattoos as a cocaine dealer in Puerto Rico. 100. Yeah.
Top Lobster
Yeah, dude. Which way? Which way, Puerto Rican man?
David Lee Corbo
Which way, Puerto Rican man? It's crazy because he does, like, you can feel when he speaks to you that, like, he wants to. It's. He just wants to exude goodness. Like, goodness, like, not like. Like literal, like the. The morality of goodness. Like, he wants to exude that. That seems to be his. His first and primary function. It's what he wants to do.
Top Lobster
He asked me, he was like, I like what you're doing with. With this. This show. He's like, but why do you always curse so much? And I was like, because these people, dad, you know why? That's why.
David Lee Corbo
I get it. I get it. It's. We're not classy, but. But I talked to you about that. And I think he just comes from a time where, like, you know, if you were good and conservative and Christian, you didn't swear. And the bad guys swore, and the bad guys also, like, had tattoos. And. And then what ended up happening is like, you know, swearing and. And. And tattoos permeated the culture to the extent where even the good guys had it and did it. And so now it's muddied the waters. And you really just have to zero in on the message, which is, you know, hopefully what we're doing. Correct. Because those things, it's like the costume of a bad guy. And it's just not the case anymore. Okay. So he says, I could see dark silhouettes of trees in the backdrop. And behind me was an old rotting fence that came up to the arch of my back arc. Arch. And behind that a corn A field of corn. All of this was lit by the glow of a fire that sat maybe 30ft away from me. Between that fire and I was a beautiful, red headed naked woman. She slowly approached me and I knew that she was evil. Interesting. She wanted to seduce me. And while I wanted to flee, I also wanted her. Interesting, right? As she embraced me, the dreams switched to a new scenery, as dreams often do. I was standing in a very tall hill covered in green grass. All around me were similar rolling hills. It was a beautiful summer day. On the hill where I stood, there was a huge white mansion to my left. Near the edge of the hill was a small pond that flowed to the side of the hill like an infinity pool. I wanted to see where it went, so I got down in the water to swim to the edge. As I started to swim, something pulled me under. There were several small shadow beings holding onto my legs. I kicked and fought until I drugged myself to the edge of the water and I got out and ran to the mansion. The shadows chased after me. I searched for an entrance, but there was no way in. But I knew this was my only safety. So I stayed close to the mansion and the shadows retreated to the water. That's interesting. I still needed to know where that water went over the edge of the hill. So I ran alongside the water to see where it went.
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David Lee Corbo
The pond flowed over the side of the hill in a waterfall into a River maybe 100ft down. There were families playing in the river on rafts, having a great time. I started to scream to get out of the water, but it's like they couldn't hear me. Whoa. I was just gonna say this. Oh, my God. I just. I. That's weird. I just watched Terminator 2 like 2 days ago. I posted about it.
Top Lobster
That's right.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
You said you had, like, movie night. Yeah. Wow.
David Lee Corbo
It says. It reminded me of that scene in Terminator 2 where Sarah Connor is trying to warn the family on the playground. That's weird, dude. That's really weird. I was going to say that. It's a horrifying scene. My kid was shook.
Top Lobster
What happened? I don't I don't remember.
David Lee Corbo
So Sarah Connor is, you know, she's anticipating this giant nuclear war. And she has this dream. She lays her head down on a picnic table while she's in the deserts of Mexico meeting with like some allies. And she rests for a second, falls into this dream state, sees a, a park full of parents and children with the cityscape in the background. She's trying to warn them. And one of them is even her in a much more innocent form with a baby. She's trying to warn them, like get the out of there or there's a, there's a bomb coming, yada yada. And she's, she's like mute. She's yelling, but nobody can hear her. There's no audio even for the audience to hear. You could just read her lips. Although thanks to Amazon prime, you could read the subtitles. And she's screaming, run. Get out of there. Listen to me. Da da, da da. You gotta go. You're all gonna die. And then the nuke goes off in the background. And you just watch everybody just turn to dust. These children and families, they just become like the, the Mount Vesuvius or I don't know if it's Mount Vesuvius. What's the one where they all turn into basically statues?
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And. And then they get blown away by the shock wave and they're just reduced to dust. And then she's grasping onto the metal chain link fence and first her flesh and muscles get blown off and she's just a skeleton that's holding on. It's actually really. That movie aged well. I was very surprised. But that's just very strange that I should be reading that because I just watched like, I've never watched Terminator in my life. And then I'm thinking like, wow, that sounds just like that. Yeah, Pompeii. Thank you, Mar. Frog. But I'm thinking that. And then it's literally the next sentence. Very, very wild. Do you want to pick up from here?
Top Lobster
Sure. But we have a ten dollar super chat by Santa Schwab. I don't know when he sent this in. Rumble.
David Lee Corbo
Santa.
Top Lobster
Santa. Thanks Santa. Please have Brandon Biggs, the guy who predicted Trump's assassination on. Isn't that that profit guy that we were kind of like, who the. Is this guy a little suspicious?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I mean I, I don't want to be the type of person that doesn't let people in because I think that they're gay. But also it's our show, so I I do want to do that. I don't want to miss out on good information, you know?
Top Lobster
Well, he says he keeps nailing predictions and he's talking about the fallen being summoned into AI as part of the mark of the beast. Yeah, yeah, we've been saying that. I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
Right.
Top Lobster
Maybe. I guess we'll. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Def fam J. Brooks. 907 says outfit change already. David, very kind of gay, but I would say very gay. Thank you very much, J, bro.
Top Lobster
Very gay. I told him that the shirt was gay this morning and he was. I guess he changed it. Good for you.
David Lee Corbo
Well, I have to just change it because it's. It's who I am. Raul says, what tier level gets top writing mean emails to my new ex wife?
Top Lobster
That's a good question.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know if we have a tier for that.
Top Lobster
Yeah, no, there is a tier. That's daddy tier. $100 a month.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, $100 a month. We'll write your ex wife.
Top Lobster
We call you daddy. Plus other perks. I guess that's one of the other. So you.
David Lee Corbo
You just say what the perk is and then we go. Okay.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I gotta give this guy a blowjob now. But I. I didn't specify. So other perks.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's a. Very much taking advantage of the Jewish legalese that we.
Top Lobster
Yes. All right. So I woke. Actually, we'll talk with Tyler about it, but I woke up breathing heavily and covered in sweat. I didn't know what that dream. What that dream meant, but I knew that I was supposed to preach God's word to people and that the woman in the dream was called Tiamat. Tiamat.
David Lee Corbo
That's a. That's like a Sumerian deity, I think. Give me a second here.
Top Lobster
Didn't. Tiamat also. Isn't that the word that Ed use? The waters? Like the. Basically like the disruptive waters or the chaos?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Yeah.
Top Lobster
Good call, dude.
David Lee Corbo
Here we go. Mesopotamian mythology. Primordial goddess Tiamat is the. Is the goddess of the salt water sea in Mesopotamian creation myths. And. And the. The sea is. Is chaos, as you see. Real quick. Consort of mother gods or a consort and mother of God. She is the consort of Abzu or Apsu, the God of fresh water. And they are the parents of the first generation of gods. Interesting.
Top Lobster
And that's what this is. So the. Yeah. So Ed talks about the translation of the word, like when the earth was void, formless, and then God creates the waters. He talks about the Tiamat. And. And then when he's Talking about that, like that original battle with whatever this is that God had in between creating these, in the days while he's creating these, these things, Tiamat is mentioned. So very interesting. Damn, nigga. You saw Tiamat?
David Lee Corbo
Like, that's fascinating though, because he says the Tiamat. I. I knew that I was supposed to preach God's word to people and that the woman in the dream was called Tiamat. So he woke up and he knew that. That's fascinating. That's fascinating. I love that kind of man. Because that, like, you know, you don't know how else to explain that when you just know a thing.
Top Lobster
Mother of the old little gods. So, Lady Gaga, huh? Tiamat. Interesting.
David Lee Corbo
That's fascinating.
Top Lobster
I didn't know what that meant either. The next night I laid in bed unable to sleep. I can relate. I had attempted to pass the dream off as nothing to some degree, but out of curiosity, I googled Tiamat. Bad idea. I read that she was the Babylonian goddess of primordial chaos, the mother of monsters, and that she bore those deities through mixing waters. Tiamat and Aspu. This is what we just read. This immediately sent my mind back into the pond, pouring into the river, and I knew that just wasn't something bad that I ate.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, what a banger. What a.
Top Lobster
Is that Lamash too as well?
David Lee Corbo
I'm not sure if that's Lamash too.
Top Lobster
A mother of monsters. Like, what is the thing she said?
David Lee Corbo
Well, you would call that. We call Lilith the mother of monsters. So I don't know to what degree that's interchangeable, if at all.
Top Lobster
Where the is where is gray pilled when he's supposed to be. I know you might be driving a truck, but like, help us out.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, make some time for us.
Top Lobster
Dude.
David Lee Corbo
What's going on here?
Top Lobster
Yeah, dude, it's crazy.
David Lee Corbo
I just want to say though, what an unbelievable, like, if you think God doesn't speak to you, if you think there isn't a spiritual realm when you get something like that and then all of a sudden you go and you cross reference it and the information plugs in perfectly to a dream that you had that other people would otherwise dismiss as just a weird dream. Like, love that. I love that because we're in spiritual warfare and this whole thing is. Is so real.
Top Lobster
Speaking of, I mean, listen, we have been in some sort of weird spiritual warfare. We were talking about it. I don't want to get too gay about it, but we got like so Biblical hitman in the chat. It's kind of cool. Jesse's in here. With his. Good for you. Making your own. Your own YouTube. But super excited to see these guys. They're going to be at Bohemian Grove, hanging out, chilling.
David Lee Corbo
Very cool.
Top Lobster
And so many other people. So like, yeah, say hi to them when you're there because it's gonna be. It's gonna be a fun time.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, we've been going through something and you know, it seems like every time we try to do this, there's. There's blockades and you know, God opens up a way and we move through that way and then it all comes.
Top Lobster
Together anyway, so this is cake as far as I'm opinion. Like as far as I'm concerned. Last time my dog died. This time I guess Clint died, but that's like. That's preferable to my dog. I would have preferred to have my dog still, but I don't think he. I don't think he died just because of Bohemian. But whatever. You know, things happen, but it's just.
David Lee Corbo
Like the timing of things and, and the kind of the spiritual heartache of things. Like. Yeah, it's a. It's a challenge. There's a lot of things that stand in your way that pile up and they want you to throw the towel in and you go, you.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I wish I was too. I wish I wasn't this because I would have stopped, but I'm just can't.
David Lee Corbo
I love it, dude. I love all of it. I really do.
Top Lobster
This sent me on a year long pursuit of God like I had never before. Over that year I read through the New Testament with a goal of seeking God. About a year later I came to Revelation 17 and my dream unfolded even more. Come, I will show you the punishment of the great prostitute who sits by many waters. With her. Yeah, dog, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
With her the kings crushes, man. Blessed. Absolutely blessed, Zach. You have.
Top Lobster
You're.
David Lee Corbo
You're given things and it's. It's beautiful.
Top Lobster
Good for you, Zach, if you made this up, man. Fucking great story. We like crushing with her. The kings of the earth committed adultery. And the inhabitants of the earth were intoxicated with the wine of her adulteries. Babylon the Great, the mother of prostitutes and the abominations of the earth. As I read in the chapter 18, I knew what my dream was telling me. Come out of her, my people, so that you will not share in her sins. So that you will not receive any of her plagues.
David Lee Corbo
It's powerful. I love it. I love it.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I. Well, it's. It's. It's hard to understand the come out of her because we have to be. We have to be also be. Not, not, not partaking. But like to be into it, you know, with.
David Lee Corbo
We're kind of born into it, right? This whole.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
We're here operating is in it.
Top Lobster
And we're talking to people too that might be in it to some level. You know, so it's like, it's a tough one. It's a tough one. I.
David Lee Corbo
But that's, I mean, that's beautiful, man. I. Dreams have really been like huge on my radar lately. Everybody knows I don't shut the up about him. I literally captured the last episode of our genesis series with Ed with just.
Top Lobster
Dreams like Ed, what do you think about this?
David Lee Corbo
What do you think about that? But it's. They're huge. They're absolutely huge. And they're, they're telling you so much. You know what's interesting is like that dream that I had where I said that I killed a guy. I was at some point I told the story on timeline cleanse about how I, I hit a dude in the head with a pipe when I was a kid. And, and then, you know, the cops were chasing me and, and I had to hide behind some garbage cans in an alleyway. And not an alleyway, just between two houses that was, you know, a residential area between their garbage cans cowering and in the backyard, they were having a party for their child and they had no idea that I was there.
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David Lee Corbo
I had to call my dad, which I never really did, but I called him to come and save me because I was too afraid to tell my mom that I had just beat some kid in the head with a pipe and that, you know, whatever. And in this dream, I had that notion to call my dad. Oh, that scared me. I wasn't looking at the screen.
Top Lobster
I just.
David Lee Corbo
Dude. Hearing toad all of a sudden. Don't do that. Oh, God.
Top Lobster
I know that's not good.
David Lee Corbo
That was.
Top Lobster
I didn't even like that.
David Lee Corbo
I didn't like that based. But I. You know, in the dream, I'm running from the police again because I had killed a man. And I thought about calling my dad. And then all of a sudden, I. I thought about, like, what am I doing? Why don't I just pray to Jesus? And like, I was stuck in that dream for a really long time. Running and running and running and going through obstacle courses, fun houses. It was weird, weird fun houses. And after that, I woke up, and I was so relieved, dude. Like, when I woke up, for a few seconds I thought I had still killed a man. And then it faded away, and it was like such a burden was lifted off me, you know, just worth mentioning, that's all.
Top Lobster
That's horrible. I, like, what's his name? Jose's. His editor is going through that right now. And I don't know the facts of the story, and I don't. I have nothing bad. The dude is always a good dude to me.
David Lee Corbo
But, yeah, he seemed great. I. I used to with him on. On Twitter. He seemed like a really cool guy.
Top Lobster
Joy Long Kleeble. I don't know. He's arrested for some kind of murder, and he got a really strict sentence in which they're. They should fight, but, man, it's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. You'd never want to do that. That's why it's like, you know, I don't know. We were talking about, like, oh, go and debate this guy. What's his name? And. Elijah Schaefers. I'm like, why would I put myself in a situation? Because I'm not gonna fight you, right? And I'm not gonna let you hurt me. So it's like, then I. Then what? It's.
David Lee Corbo
You're just putting yourself in danger's way. And. And it's like the. The. The price is. Is not putting yourself in danger's way for. For something meaningful.
Top Lobster
So minuscule.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it's like, that's minuscule. That's. To get. To get into some trouble for that. But in my dream, I was, like, really burdened with. With the accurate feeling of what it would be like to have Committed like such a. A devastating crime. And to be fleeing for my life so that I wasn't locked in a cage until I die was like. It was real. It felt so real. It sucked. Sucked real bad. Very stressful.
Top Lobster
You know what doesn't suck? $5 from Quiet Chaos. Thank you. He says, be the gatekeepers. By the way, my wife's checkup for my son went well. Keep us in your prayers still, please. I will. I don't remember, but I will keep.
David Lee Corbo
You in my prayers. Is this. I wonder if this is the guy who has a baby on the way. And we said a little prayer for him the other day on Timeline Cleanse.
Top Lobster
Maybe on time. Well, whatever. We're going to keep you in our prayers. Shout out to you. Dude, I. I'm glad your son's went well, man.
David Lee Corbo
That's also shout out to reality czars for rating the stream. We're going to end up talking to them. We got an episode scheduled with them. This. This might be this coming Wednesday, I believe so. Very fun. Looking forward to talking to Wednesday afternoon. That's right, Wednesday afternoon. Yeah. With Thomas and Nate of the Reality Source. It's going to crash.
Top Lobster
It's going to be. Can't wait to talk with Thomas again. And Nate, too. Like Nate.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, Nate is great. Nate is great. I'm mad we haven't had him on the show yet. He's a lot of fun. He's a lot.
Top Lobster
He's been on. Has it. He's been on the show.
David Lee Corbo
Has he or have we been on their show?
Top Lobster
Right. I don't remember.
David Lee Corbo
I want to expose our audience to him because he's fucking great.
Top Lobster
Yeah. He's a wild man.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, he is a wild man, but he's a good dude. He's a really good dude. So. All right, let's keep it going.
Top Lobster
God gave me a wild dream to shake me awake, draw me back to his word, give me this simple message of repentance and to call me to spread the good news. I've wondered if the woman my dad saw was the same one that came to me years later. First, my dad held tightly and fought her off. And 20 something years later, my heavenly father did the same thing.
David Lee Corbo
Damn, dude, that's. That is such a banger, bro.
Top Lobster
And he says, I'll spare you the third story since it's. I've. I've gone long.
David Lee Corbo
How dare you deprive us, Zach. Yeah, how dare you serve us up bangers and go. Not this last one.
Top Lobster
Yeah, it's like just a tip. All right. Well, fine. It's a sleep paralysis ordeal. Write in again, Zach, if you still watch. This is from five. What is five? January. It's from May. May 7th. And we're in June, so it's a full month later. So, Zach, baby boy, if you're still here, if you haven't been stolen by some Babylonian goddess, go ahead and write us another message. Yeah, this is what this show is about, but I think it's good. Like, if you do have a third story, give us two and then break it up and fucking send another one and we'll read it like, you know.
David Lee Corbo
Give it the attention and have us. This is what he's doing. He's like, I want you to ask.
Top Lobster
For it, like, because we have it. Well, what's his name wrote that, like, really long story about his dad that we still have to finish the rest of the story. We haven't. We haven't gotten back. Yes. Tom Saratnik. He's asked us to, and we just forget. And then also it's like an entire episode that we have to dedicate to it.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
So, yes. I guess it's not to keep the story short, but, like, breaking him up is cool, too. Yeah. All right, let's finish his story because he's taking too much time now.
David Lee Corbo
Too much time, Zach. Unbelievable.
Top Lobster
I've gotten. I've since gotten married to a godly woman and had an amazing son. Like I said, now I'm a pastor. And while I believe in Jesus with all my heart, I don't have a lot of faith in the Western church model as we see it today in such cases.
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Top Lobster
Yeah. You know, I don't know, man. I. I agree, and I feel like I do too much church bashing.
David Lee Corbo
You know what I've. I've come to. I've come to a place in my head where I'm like, maybe the church is.
Top Lobster
Maybe I'm the faggot.
David Lee Corbo
Well, no, no, no, no. I think the church, you know, does drop the ball, but it's like, what do you want them to do? Everything.
Top Lobster
Check it out, man. We have more. Pbo. What's up? Horseshoes, hand grenades. Is this a. Connie. Connie.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, horseshoes and hand grenades. I think I'm supposed to potentially make an appearance on that show, and I've been neglecting to respond to him because I'm a piece of. Let me see what he said. Hold on.
Top Lobster
Yeah, he just said, what's up? That's it. Hi.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, he said, are you available on Tuesday? If not, that's no problem. What's today? Today's Wednesday. Oh, Tuesday night I'm gonna be doing. I'm sorry, I'm. I suck. I am doing TLC dark mode on Tuesday.
Top Lobster
David. David. What? Schedule your. On your own time. This is my time.
David Lee Corbo
You're right. Sorry.
Top Lobster
How dare you.
David Lee Corbo
My mistake. My mistake.
Top Lobster
Connie. Well, yeah, we should. We had to have you guys on again or back. I don't. No, I remember what happened. Whatever. We'll talk. We'll talk.
David Lee Corbo
We were on their episode, but it was, like, so brutal that we were like. I don't even know if we should air this on our stuff because it was like. It was wild version of us.
Top Lobster
They made us say. You don't know what the things that they made us.
David Lee Corbo
They made us say all kinds of things.
Top Lobster
Things.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
He was like, say it. Say this thing. Or else. Yeah, it was crazy. It's like blackmail. I didn't. Didn't enjoy that. That wasn't nice of you. Okay.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. It's.
Top Lobster
Gotten married to a godly woman. Yada, yada. I think God's doing big things. Oh. He doesn't trust the church, but he's.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, wait, can I say. I want to finish my thought on that. The church is there. It's a. It's a. You know, you do. It's like the core of things. But then you, like, you augment it. You go out. Like, if I went to church right now, despite everything that I said about the church failing one way or another, it would only augment what I'm already doing. It would only be another layer that brings me closer to God. So if.
Top Lobster
If I go back to a church and then I get disillusioned with God, knowing what I know now, that's my fault. Because then I've let. I think, you know, my dad used to say the same thing to me. He's like, don't let the people get away. Get in front of God in the church. And I don't know. I don't know what the fuck that meant. Like, I don't know what that means. Because you don't unders. You don't have a relationship with God. Even though you read the words and you hear the people preaching. You don't understand until now. I understand a lot better now that I've done This. I'm like more of a faith by reason type, where I've got to do it, you know, shout out Ed Mabry. I've got to do it to understand it. And I don't know. Sorry. That's just how I am. I wish. I wish I wasn't. But that's like a doubting Thomas, right? Like, blessed are those who believe without seeing. But then I gotta. I gotta touch it. I gotta get some reps for me to really get it. But now that I get it, I feel like I understand it more intimately than people who just believe without seeing. But shout out to them, though, because it's easier. Yeah, it's a lot easier for them. They get it. They got it right away. And I don't. So, yeah, I don't know. I'm thinking about that. The church is gay in a lot of ways. But I'm not going to Mass.
David Lee Corbo
Right? Yeah.
Top Lobster
I'm not going to be Catholic. I think God is doing big things in our world through his people, the church. And I hope to help wake up others to the fact that we have overcomplicated much of Christianity, turned it into a business model and neglected to make disciples. Who make disciples. Hmm. Maybe. Maybe a lot of that. Yeah. I just think. I think I should take some blame in it too. But that's fine. That's something to discuss another time. I have a podcast called Salt and here's the plug. Here it comes. Every single time. What do you want to say?
David Lee Corbo
Disgusting conspiracy.
Top Lobster
Watch my show. Horseshoes and hand grenades. Watch my show. The fucking other ones. The biblical look. Biblical Hitman. Watch my show.
David Lee Corbo
Biblical artificial dissemination hd. Yep. Yeah.
Top Lobster
Who do we got? Doc Brown. Watch my show. Fucking Prometheus Lens podcast. Watch my show.
David Lee Corbo
We are to you guys. Are we just a billboard? Isaiah.
Top Lobster
Not nice guy. Watch my show. Mormons Hour. Whatever. You know what? I'm getting tired of you guys.
David Lee Corbo
That's it. Unbelievable, dude. Unbelievable. Guys, go check out Salty Saints. Salty Saints. You hear that? Salty Saints. I wonder if he's got a thing on.
Top Lobster
He said it's vanilla. It doesn't sound vanilla. Sounds kind of crazy.
David Lee Corbo
Sounds like it. Dude, what are you talking about?
Top Lobster
Let's suck on my chocolate. Santi. He's never gonna listen again. Very vanilla. Probably not your thing where we explore various biblical themes and teachings. I would love to take you up on your offer to pastors to give you a piece of our mind about.
David Lee Corbo
Let me tell you.
Top Lobster
Sounds like a threat, dog. I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
I just. I just subscribed to them on Apple podcasts. I see a. I see nothing but five star reviews. And one of the reviews says, love listening to this show and gaining biblical insight. My favorite episodes were the one on Colts. So you guys are doing something good out there? Yeah, guys, go subscribe to Salty Saints.
Top Lobster
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll have. We'll have you on it. Should be a good one. Maybe you come on and you explain the third story. Stop being gay. So he says, God bless, guys. Keep at it and keep your eyes on Christ. Thank you, Zach. That was a fun story. I enjoyed reading that. I think we should.
David Lee Corbo
Yes.
Top Lobster
Maybe we should do like a week where we're like, we have on all the people who shamelessly plug on nbs.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. And all they do is they just shamelessly plug. Just come on and plug your. That's what we're gonna plug.
Top Lobster
You got an hour and a half.
David Lee Corbo
Plug away, you disgusting fruit.
Top Lobster
Plug. Go ahead. It's fine. It's fine. We'll sit here. Hold on. I'll mute my mic.
David Lee Corbo
That's it. Yeah, go ahead. Hey, real quick, though, I do want to address. We have another five dollar super chat from Santa Schwab that says, love y' all. Keep doing the Lord's work. I hope it is, dude. I hope it is. We're trying. And if it's not, then I hope he corrects our course because $1 super.
Top Lobster
Chat from Star Crimes. Not as nice, but he says Clint is gay. As. As. Yeah, leave Clint alone. He's.
David Lee Corbo
He's already gotten it. He gets it, you know? Yeah, we've done our thing.
Top Lobster
It's. You know, it is what it is unfortunate how it turned out, but it's not for everybody. This is a. What we're doing is like a. I feel bad. I. I feel bad asking, like, even, like, Toad. People like Toad. Like, pick it up. Like, pick this up. We're moving forward, you know? And then Toad's like, I'm picking it up. He's. He's doing it.
David Lee Corbo
I want to say that I know it's. It's a little preemptive, but I think that Toad is an excellent addition to the third co host spot in Dangerous. I genuinely believe that he is. I think he's great. I think he has a lot to offer. I think he's very funny. I think he's got bangers. And I think more importantly than anything else, his fear mechanism is he's bold.
Top Lobster
And he's a great replacement for Clint. He's. He's pretty much Clint.
David Lee Corbo
It's really the bald thing, isn't it?
Top Lobster
It's. To be honest, on screen too. You can't even tell the height difference. If we angle correctly, it's the same. It's. I mean, we could slide him in. Yeah, it's. It. We slide him in, nobody would even fucking notice. Which.
David Lee Corbo
That just seamlessly. We never even make an announcement. I just think Toad has this real. When I saw him at the Georgia LP convention and I watched him take his shoes off and sit on a stage and call all of the libertarian candidates losers to their faces and then turn to the audience and call them losers, I realize, like, this is. He's not fearless. He fears dumb. You know, he hears.
Top Lobster
They say Toad is Clint Russell Teemu. I'd say the opposite. I'd say the opposite.
David Lee Corbo
That's right.
Top Lobster
That's another five dot. Like we're trying to do. We're trying to do content here, but they keep on sending super chats.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, my God. Is this a shameless plug? Oh, my God. A shameless plug coming from. Look, they're just paying us to plug them down. Not nice.
Top Lobster
That's. I mean, not a bad idea. I've done this to Dave Smith and he's read my plugs. And then after he read it, he goes, oh, they just plugged. Very interesting. But yeah, Not Nice Guy says Latter Day Sunday, Mission of Mormon, Hazardous Discourse. That's all caps. I don't know if it matters. Hump Day Hangout, Haunted Digest. Check out my shows. Faggots with three GS.
David Lee Corbo
Damn. You know what I want to say real quick? As a big community has developed around like, the dangerous that are the fan base and. And all the shows that we're doing. Not Nice Guy is one of those guys that I think to some degree was inspired. That's right. I'm going to take credit. He was inspired in part by what we do. And. And then to watch these guys get out there and hustle. Hustle their ass off, right? Latter Day Sunday, Mission of Mormon Hazardous Discourse, Hump Day Hangout, Haunted Digest. That's five shows. And that is the exact type of. That's gonna get you somewhere. Is. Is that work ethic. I love seeing that. I'm just a big fan of the grind.
Top Lobster
Don't do that. Don't do that.
David Lee Corbo
Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Guys, go. Go subscribe to that. Whatever the those things were that he said. That terrible person that gave us $5. Thank you for the $5.
Top Lobster
Thank you. Thank you. Okay, let's read. We're gonna read Pastor Ben because.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, Pastor Ben, he crushes, man. Is that this one?
Top Lobster
Yeah, that is this one. I don't know how to. Yeah, yeah, make it look nice or whatever. We'll read it. I'll start it off. Pastor Ben, what up, man? Howdy, guys. Pastor Ben here. I wanted to reach out to answer or provide insight to a question. So this is two. These are two Ben emails. This one is about our episodes with Fringe. So this is a little bit older. I guess we missed it. Yeah. I want to provide insight to a question that's been mentioned on the show in relation to the name of Jesus not working. In every abduction case, there's a biblical example of the name not working that takes place in the book of Acts. The verse itself is an interesting example of pre Christ exorcist. Of a pre Christ exorcist existing in the Jewish belief. Right. It's interesting in the show, which I think they do a really good job. The show, the chosen. In the first season, maybe the first episode, there is a pre Christ exorcism that they call in Nicodemus to do. They start to incorporate Nicodemus's character right off the bat. And he's the guy that I think he prepares Jesus's body. He's one of the Pharisees that is sympathetic to Jesus, but in the end he prepares Jesus's body for the tomb. And he has some strong convictions about. I think. I think he does believe that Jesus is the Messiah, but he's. He's caught in this. The Bible doesn't really like go too deep into him, but he's caught into this thing where he's a higher up Pharisee but having these convictions about like this is the guy, you know, and he's. He's doing a pre Christ exorcism on. Did they introduce Mary Magdalene and she's inhabited with the spirit of Lilith. She tells him to fuck off and he's like, it doesn't work. So it's interesting. But anyway, as it mentions the Jewish exorcist who tried to use the name of Jesus in the manner of the apostles and disciples. So this is Acts 19, 13, 17. Then some of the.
David Lee Corbo
Itinerant. Is that like itinerary right off the bat, we're done. Yeah, this is my problem when I try to read the Bible, I'm like three words in. Don't know the meaning of that word. Yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster
Okay. So then some of the itinerant Jewish exorcists took it upon themselves. Oh yeah, yeah. I know this verse to call the name of The Lord Jesus over to those who had evil spirits, saying, we exercise you by Jesus, whom Paul preaches also. There were seven sons of Sceva, a Jewish chief priest, who did so. And the evil spirit answered and said, jesus, I know. And Paul, I know, but who are you? And the man in whom the evil spirit was. The man in whom the evil spirit was leaped on them, overpowered them, and prevailed against. He whipped their ass.
David Lee Corbo
Damn, that's crazy. He goes, jesus, I know, Paul, I know, but who is you? And then beats their ass.
Top Lobster
And so that they fled out the house naked and wounded. This became known to all Jews and Greeks dwelling in Ephesus. And fear fell on them all. And the name of the Lord Jesus was magnified. I remember this story. I didn't remember that these were Pharisee or it just says Jewish exorcist. So I don't know if that means Pharisee or what. I guess just people who didn't quite believe in Jesus. But, yeah, we're using his name.
David Lee Corbo
I want to address this real quick. This is one of my most shameful moments. Not nice guy says, remember that time Raven tried to do a Bible reading show?
Top Lobster
Yeah, I remember the thumbnail. It was.
David Lee Corbo
Hardly got dizzy. Not good. Not good. I don't know what that was at all. And I do want to mention one thing. We have Chuck Irwin here, who, as if he hasn't done enough for the show, hit us with a 20 super chat. And he says, top mentioned he prays for God to close doors that shouldn't be open the day after. I prayed for the same thing. My Patriot Front application got denied. No. And he says, no joke. Honestly, it's. It's such a banger. It's hilarious.
Top Lobster
I mean, it's like you're vibrating with uncontrollable basedness. Just like my. My Patreon Front application got denied. Like, dude, what are you doing, Chuck?
David Lee Corbo
You're doing wild shit, man. Wild shit. Wild. I like this guy a lot.
Top Lobster
Yeah, go visit Erwin.
David Lee Corbo
Erwin Outdoors, baby.
Top Lobster
Erwin Outdoors.
David Lee Corbo
You want a wild man to fucking scape your land?
Top Lobster
Residential and commercial design. It looks like great work. Oh, my God.
David Lee Corbo
This motherfucker literally could have been one of the higher ups in Patriot Front. Instead, he is doing your pavers, and he's doing them beautifully, guys.
Top Lobster
Yes.
David Lee Corbo
When outdoors is the place you want to be, especially if you're in central Florida. And if the money's right, I'm sure he'll go wherever the fuck you want.
Top Lobster
He says, shekels. He'll move for shekels baby.
David Lee Corbo
So for shackles, baby. Move for shackles.
Top Lobster
Go check him out. Jesus, dude. Wild.
David Lee Corbo
So funny.
Top Lobster
All right, so the Pastor Ben continues. In the above example, it seems to. Seems to be that there is more than simply the name of Christ that is required as we see the demon answer. Jesus. Jesus. I know. And Paul. I know, but who are you? That's like. You know how terrifying that must be? That's why, man, when. When they're like. Like, if there's situations where they're like, there's something going on here. Step into this room. Pray for someone. I do think about this story and I'm like, damn. Because if you're not about it, about. About it, if you're not really gangster.
David Lee Corbo
Though, is like, if it works, like, damn, they knew who you were. They're like, oh, it's this.
Top Lobster
Oh, he's here. He's here.
David Lee Corbo
He's got the name of Christ.
Top Lobster
Ah, I think though, that doubt, like, see, for me, like, the doubt that it's. It's not that, like, do I mean it or do I believe? It's like, I believe it and I know that it happens, but I'm like, damn. If there's that, like, just green of like, I like, you know this story and there's that grain of doubt and they find it, dude, you're not getting it past. You're not getting it past spiritual entities. You have to be like. You have to be truthful with yourself, you know?
David Lee Corbo
This is a good question, though. M. Lauren 777 says, but why were they them up?
Top Lobster
They just ripped their clothes off, dog.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's crazy. You know how, like, when black people beat you up and they take your shoes?
Top Lobster
Yeah, exactly.
David Lee Corbo
Same thing. They're like, oh, it's like, give me your pants.
Top Lobster
They beat them like. Like a black lady at a Waffle House. Just rip them. The tits flying everywhere. They rip that leather off their. Their hand. Oh, my God. Damn, it's messed up, dude. And to get beat up by a demon, you know, it' he got that strength. So, yeah, they left beat up, all right. So he goes. It seems it takes more than the name alone. It takes faith or relationship with Christ further. When Paul writes the Corinthians, he speaks of idols in such a dismissive manner, even while he equates them to demons and fallen in a manner that doesn't matter who or what they are, which many exorcists, in my opinion, error in by going deep with them and focusing on the identity of the entity. Perhaps we're making that mistake.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I know what he's saying, right? It's like, it doesn't matter what this thing is. It's a. And it's getting out of here. Dude, I like that. I. I get that, though. I get that energy. I understand what he's saying, and I think he's so right. Because if you're focusing on it, it's like, this thing is so powerful that I need X, Y and Z to be able. Like, no, it's not. Jesus Christ. Powerful. This thing is.
Top Lobster
I'm spraying my house for, like a roach infestation. And I'm like, classifying the different types of roaches. Like, well, this poison kills all of them. You know, we can.
David Lee Corbo
This is actually rare. It's like. But this is a rare Mexican Cucamonga, you know, cockroach. Like, doesn't matter.
Top Lobster
No, it's a dead dog. He's upside down right now. His legs are twitch. Doesn't matter. Yeah, exactly. I sprayed this. Yes, I. I understand.
David Lee Corbo
Hell yeah.
Top Lobster
Very disrespectful, though.
David Lee Corbo
No, but like, yeah, I mean, you know, the last thing they deserve is respect. They're sitting here praying for our downfall or causing our downfall in very many ways.
Top Lobster
Right, Very true, very true. You know, respect is earned. So he says, but there's something far more important in First Corinthians 8 that should be focused on. And he puts the quote of 1 Corinthians, 1st Corinthians 8, verse 3. But if anyone loves God, this is known by him. Capital, capital H. So known by God.
David Lee Corbo
What does that mean? If anyone knows God, this one is known by him.
Top Lobster
So if anyone loves God or if they want God, this one is known.
David Lee Corbo
One being the same one that's in the word. Anyone?
Top Lobster
Yeah, that person. This person is known by God. So he says to me, it means that if you know the Creator, why would you ever fear creation? Like what has been created? Very interesting. This means the name above all names, Jesus Christ needs to be accompanied with some form of faith and relationship with him, either by the oppressed person or someone casting it out. Hence, not all cases where someone says the name of Christ will cause these abduction experiences to end. Further, if the verse that was removed from some versions of the Bible where some of these spirits can only be cast away with prayer and fasting. Then he puts another verse. It's something that I talk with my son about. I guess he's trying to figure out what God is. And he's like, how big is God? Is he bigger than a dinosaur? And I'm like, it's an abstract concept, but you're five years old.
David Lee Corbo
I love this question, though.
Top Lobster
Like, is he like a T. Rex? And I was like, I mean, they're.
David Lee Corbo
Fake, but yeah, this guy's not even real. It's not a real unit of measurement at all. Trex.
Top Lobster
Yeah, he's like, is he stronger? I'm like, yeah, he's stronger. Like, I'm trying to explain the concept of, like. It's like, you know, in Dragon Ball Z, you're trying to figure out power levels, right?
David Lee Corbo
Who's the power level? Yeah, it doesn't matter in Dragon Ball Z, because all the combat looks the same, no matter how strong they get. Like, you compare the combat where he when he fights Cell to the combat when he fights Boo, and it's the same thing. It all visually is the same. Yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster
It's like a lot of punches, a lot.
David Lee Corbo
But you go like, oh, he's stronger.
Top Lobster
He's kidding. He's getting there. All right.
David Lee Corbo
He is. Look how long he's yelling.
Top Lobster
Full episodes. Good for them, man. They had us watching full episodes of just powering up.
David Lee Corbo
But, dude, honestly, when he went, yeah, Super Saiyan 3, it took, I think, two episodes. I'm not even crazy.
Top Lobster
Yeah, it created. Everything was shaking for episode. But I mean, like, imagine having that grip on the. On the culture, dude, are you kidding me?
David Lee Corbo
For two episodes, I was also. I was like, he's also shaking. To try to go Super Saiyan. My stepdad would hit me. Stop.
Top Lobster
Sorry.
David Lee Corbo
Stop screaming, you homosexual.
Top Lobster
Yeah, very sad. All right, so he. He quotes Matthew 17, 20, 21. So Jesus said to them, because of your unbelief, for assuredly I say to you, if you have faith as a mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, move from here to there, and it will move, and nothing will be impossible for you. However, this. This kind does not go out except by prayer and fasting. He's talking about. Well, I'm sure Ben is going to explain, but he's talking about a certain type of. I don't know if it's like a. I guess like an entity or an ailment, but he's like this type you treat this way. This is what you do, prayer and fasting. But if you have faith. And the thing too is like, I'm not. Not to excuse myself, but I will excuse myself. Pastor Ben, how dare you? But even the apostles at the time were like, those are cool words, Jesus. But how do I do it? Because it's like, what the are you Talking about.
David Lee Corbo
So you know what? It seems to me like, like sin is giving into the desires of the flesh. So fasting is the exact opposite. It's like completely abstaining from the desires of the flesh. The flesh wants to eat, the flesh wants to engage in this and that. And you're going, no. And also, I think it gives you this. I think probably on a biological standpoint, it's like when you eat, let's say you eat a lot, right? You know, when you get like that big fatigue where you're like, oh, and you just want to go to sleep and you can't even focus on. It's like the mental clarity that's gained, plus the spiritual clarity that's gained from depriving the physical of. Of the sin that it wants to engage in. Because even gluttony is a sin, right? So you're depriving the. The flesh of what it wants. And you're also gaining, which a lot of people say, like fasting gains mental clarity, that mental clarity to focus very passionately on, you know, Jesus Christ. So I think there is something there that is actual. There's a function. There's a function at play there that depriving the flesh strengthens the spirit. Maybe. I don't know. Sounds good when I say it, but I don't know.
Top Lobster
We have another $2. Super chat from Scott. Is he. Scott, what's up, Scott?
David Lee Corbo
Scott.
Top Lobster
He says three parts Styrofoam, one part gasoline. If you know, you know. I don't know what that means.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know what.
Top Lobster
Thanks for the $2. Very cool.
David Lee Corbo
That's interesting.
Top Lobster
All right, let's finish up this. This Pastor Ben, and then you'll read the next one that's right underneath the line. So the above illustrates the necessity for a bit of faith for. For it to happen as well. It's my view that when the name doesn't work, it's due to lack of actual faith, even. Even at the size of a mustard seed in. In Christ. So he says, yeah, perhaps a form of. Form of intellectual view or magical thinking says this will work. Opposed to an actual faith in Christ could go on even to the belief of the. To the belief in the wrong Christ, I. E. Mormonism, Jehovah's Witness denominations, and sex who minimize who Jesus really was. Hope that helps with the question of why the name of Christ doesn't always work in abduction.
David Lee Corbo
That's fascinating because a lot of people don't want to say that either. They don't want to be like yeah, it didn't work for me because I. I don't. I don't believe in the real Christ or I don't actually have faith or something like that, you know, And I.
Top Lobster
Don'T want to tell her that, like, you don't believe hard enough, you know, like.
David Lee Corbo
Right. And I don't know what that, what that even looks like. I'm finding that, like, a lot of things are being stirred up in my heart to move one way or the other way. And I. I think it's because I. I'm. I'm asking, like, I'm asking to be in alignment with God's will. I'm not saying, like, I, I know these things, intellectually speaking, but like, you know, with that dream and the whole sharing in the spirit of Satan kind of a deal and what that ends up begetting, and then how it applies to, like, everything that's happening right now, where that spirit that would drive you towards vengeance or it would drive you towards anger and resentment is, like, constantly knocking lately. And, and so I don't think that's by my own accord that I was given that dream and that I can constantly kind of go back to it and know that it's true. Like, if I engage in that, it is a slippery slope that cast me into the abyss along with the spirit. Yeah.
Top Lobster
Speaking of that, let me actually say to the chat, because they're forming. They're saying something.
David Lee Corbo
I know, I know, I know.
Top Lobster
Don't. Don't do anything like that, please, because there will be nothing for us to sue. And I do plan on doing an event there once we've replaced the leadership. So, yes, just be patient. It'll take a little while. We're on Jewish time now. It's going to be law time, however long that takes. But the ultimate goal is, God willing, that we do our case. We, the leadership is replaced. And then I do it again there. I film it. And then I. I text messages to Dustin.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, look how cool this was.
Top Lobster
This was cool, dude. Super in your theater. Well, but I mean, that you rented for 50 years for $3,000. But that's another story. But go ahead. Let's. Let's keep continue reading because, Pastor Ben.
David Lee Corbo
I want to adjust. I mean, address this real quick. Andrew Jacobs with the $1 Super Chat on Rumble Rumble Rants. If you guys want to contribute Rumble Rants, that's the place to do it. Not anywhere else, he says. Or I guess YouTube does it too now. But I don't even know Super Chats. We've Never even set up anything to withdraw that money. Andrew Jacobs says, sorry to hear about what happened, my dudes. I'm Team Top all the way on this. Thank you very much for the $1 donation. And isn't that nice, Top? People are supporting you, even though, you.
Top Lobster
Know, I'm not sure.
David Lee Corbo
It's a terrible man.
Top Lobster
I don't want teams. I don't want. I don't really want.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, no.
Top Lobster
But, you know, and I don't want. I don't want people to like. Like I said, I don't want people to go ahead and.
David Lee Corbo
Dog. Yeah, that's. Don't. Let's not.
Top Lobster
No, listen, it's. It is what it is. It got hot for him. He's out. That's it. It's not for everybody. So we move on.
David Lee Corbo
That's it.
Top Lobster
But also, I will not be spoken to that way. Another dollar from Star Crimes. Just replace Clint with Toad on Dangerous. No one will notice. That's what we just. We did a whole riff on that, and now you come and steal my jokes.
David Lee Corbo
What the hell, dude? It was funny when we said it, but I think we are going to do that. I love Toad, and he deserves a spot. And, you know, the dude just lost his job. I think he's all in. And, yeah, I plan on. I plan on riding Toad's coattails to success. First, I rode tops. Now I'm gonna ride toads, right? And one day, I'll be a millionaire off the back of these homos. All right, let's go. Pastor Ben again.
Top Lobster
This is.
David Lee Corbo
This was. This was huge. I read this one preemptively. Once again, I. I read Pastor Ben when it comes in. I don't read anybody else's, but I liked. I really like this dude. He says, pastor Ben, again.
Top Lobster
What if we meet him and we don't like him?
David Lee Corbo
Ooh, yeah.
Top Lobster
What if he comes on and then we just go.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know what he'd have to look like for me. I don't know. I don't know what I want him to look like. And I don't know what he'd have to look like for me to be, like, not good. Not good. Pastor Ben, please stay. Stay. A faceless person on the Internet. He says, pastor Ben again. Holy shit. So I'm driving my motorcycle around Mount Hood, listening to the last NDS squad with Eds Genesis series, okay? And when I heard something that made me pull over and write this from my phone. Raven, I have known since I came to Christ at 33 that's very cool.
Top Lobster
Just riding around on his motorcycle.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. You know, cool guy.
Top Lobster
Probably a Harley.
David Lee Corbo
Whoa. What is this? He says, what do you know of your. What do you think of your boy Stu Peter and his coin? I don't know anything about that. It seems like every time somebody does a.
Top Lobster
This is. The guy rebels. The guy that keeps trying to make.
David Lee Corbo
Us do Silly Goose.
Top Lobster
Yeah, just keep. Keep telling us about the numbers guy and convincing me to do numerology, and then I'll ignore the rest.
David Lee Corbo
He's trying to stir us up.
Top Lobster
Yes. Stupiders. Does Stu Peter. Does Stu Peter. Shit. I don't know. Like, it's. Yeah, whatever.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. I honestly haven't focused on Stu Peters in a long time. I wish him well, God bless him.
Top Lobster
I like him, but.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I like him too. Yeah. But I just think he's caught up in some Jew warfare. And I'm like, I don't know that.
Top Lobster
I'd much rather be doing this. Doesn't this feel so much better?
David Lee Corbo
This feels awesome, dude.
Top Lobster
Yeah, like, we've been focusing on gay. It's like, this is cool. Hopefully people like this 700.
David Lee Corbo
You, you. You're always trying to get us in the mix.
Top Lobster
You, you, you. He wants us to do numerology. And look at St. Peters.
David Lee Corbo
He's like, hey, you see Stu Peters coin? Why don't you do some numerology about it?
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
All right. So he's driving around his motorcycle like a gangster. He hears something, makes him pull over. He says, raven, I have known since I came to Christ at 33 that I would be left behind. You may recall my miraculous born again experience where a homeless man gave me the gospel. Yes. That was crazy. Very cool story. Since that time, I've known I'd be left behind. And just for those of you who may not know what he's talking about, it was in reference to our discussion with Ed Mabry where I let out for pretty much the first time in my life that I feel. I felt like I was gonna be left behind for the rapture on purpose to. To be in a capacity of service.
Top Lobster
To those, not because he's a bad. It's a lot of cope. I'm a bad person.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. I'm a bad person. And Jesus is gonna go, no, no, no. You've got the next catch. The next one. If you don't figure it out by then, you fag it. What is. What is your guy. What is your guy's birthday? I can tell you.
Top Lobster
Hold on, I'm gonna. I'll DM you My, my Social Security number. So just.
David Lee Corbo
I'll tell my birthday. My birthday is. Is. Don't tell me. I'll tell him my birthday. It's just my birthday. I don't care. Seven. Seven. 1990. That's my birthday. Go ahead. Had. Let her rip. Potato chip. Okay.
Top Lobster
He goes, $1 from Amon Rat. What's up, bro? Honestly, Dangerous. Yeah, honestly, dangerous could just be Toad instead of Clint and you guys would have just as good of the show. I feel like we keep. Like, are these people, are they retarded? Did we just say that? I feel like they're repeating what we say on purpose to make us feel crazy.
David Lee Corbo
You're doing stuff, aren't you?
Top Lobster
I like that. I like it. It's funny. It's disorienting. Keep going.
David Lee Corbo
It is. Okay, so hey, look at it. He's also in the other chat too. He's on Rumble and he's in the Patreon. Okay. So he says. Oh, wait, I was saying that I. I basically told Ed Mabry that I. I through a series of events was I felt like I was spoken to by God. And it was like, yeah, I'm gonna be left behind. And I felt that way since I was a child. And then I cried like a.
Top Lobster
Also any who, we don't know if Toad will be on date. We've asked him, so.
David Lee Corbo
We've asked him to. And I like him. What do you think of David Nino Rodriguez? I hear a lot of good things. I've never, I don't know, I never really. I've never watched his stuff or who.
Top Lobster
Is that or anything like that.
David Lee Corbo
David Nino Rodriguez is. I don't know, he's a. I think he's an ex MMA fighter or something like that. And he does like a show. He seems like a cool guy. I don't really know much about him.
Top Lobster
He says you're a 33. Life path. It's actually. And so now we're going to talk about numerology. He is a 33. Like every time I'm hanging out with them, that number keeps. It always pops up, but I don't. Again, numerology like we said it is. There is some truth to it. It's just not something that I'm basing any of my decisions on, but I am aw wear when I see it. Not cool. Don't like all that.
David Lee Corbo
But I have found that despite what I've known about numerology, Jesus Christ and my faith in him is exponentially more powerful than any thing I've ever engaged in. Bar none. Anywho, he says, like you mentioned, I've equated it to the doubting Thomas, Saul, Paul thing, and I guess basically King Saul. I didn't know that there was a redemption arc for him because I only watched the House of David and. And then it, you know, it ends after the first season. I didn't know that Saul is Paul. I didn't know that.
Top Lobster
Is that the case in the New Testament? Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
That's fascinating. So, obviously, huge redemption arc and then has to go further than, you know, anybody else because he sucked in a big way. Let's see here. To who? To whom much is given, much is expected. A thought from orthodoxy is, when that happens, you'll have a mission. Thomas took the gospel further than anybody else. Paul and his trials and missions as a result. But this is so real to me that it's one of the consistent things the Holy Spirit has made clear over the past 12 years that I will be left behind. There will be a time when I'm alone preaching the gospel, my wife will be gone in the rapture, etc. I rack my brain scripturally and can find no scripture for this except an extrapolation. John the Baptist before Jesus arrived, it was foretold, Eliza, Elisha would come back before this was fulfilled by John the Baptist born in his spirit. This is. This is actually deep. It's too deep scripturally for me. I'm not sure that I understand. John the Baptist, before Jesus arrived, it was foretold. Elisha would come back before this was fulfilled by John the Baptist born in his spirit. What that meant, what that, to me, might suggest that at the very least, the two witnesses may be present in the world pre rapture. Okay. Born in the spirit of two men who never died and were left behind as believers for the sole purpose of. Of being those two. I think this is. He's pulled over. He's on the phone. It's a little bit choppy, and I lack the scriptural knowledge he's to.
Top Lobster
He's describing. Remember Dustin, Nemo said that he thinks he's one of the two witnesses.
David Lee Corbo
Did he say that?
Top Lobster
Yeah, he said that. So this. But this is what it says in the Bible. So the two witnesses. And there's speculation as to, like, who they'll be, but people think that they'll be born in the spirit of. Of Elisha and someone else. There's a couple people who didn't die in the Bible that were raptured supernaturally.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, like Enoch, right? He was like, yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster
So that's like a speculation. Yeah, that's what people think. So that they were witnesses. So this. This is precedent in the Bible of people kind of staying for the Rapture. But I. I think that, you know, what your. Your story touches on more is not to say that you're not one of the two people. I don't fucking know.
David Lee Corbo
But, yeah, what a weird. What a weird thing to engage.
Top Lobster
It's like, that is me. And then you go, you need to go on, like, a worldwide tour. It's like, it is I. I am here.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, no. It is I, sexually ambiguous retard come to preach the gospel of Christ. Great.
Top Lobster
Like, that's.
David Lee Corbo
You guys are in for it. Yeah.
Top Lobster
But, yeah, so this is what's mentioned in the Bible. So there is precedent for something like this to happen. It mentions two people, but yeah. Anyway, so he continues. But beyond. Go ahead.
David Lee Corbo
But beyond that, though, I can find nothing. I know. But I know in my spirit that my ministries and calling are not yet and are for a time after the Rapture for those who didn't make it to point the way. I feel very similar, just because it's like I said, logistically speaking, I don't feel like I had a lifetime of sleuthing through weird information to have only come to Christ in the past few years to then be like, all right, the train's here. I'm getting out of here. Hey, baby, those are loud bags. You have to stop it. I'm doing a very important and professional show, and I don't. Can you guys hear the crinkling of my wife's bags here?
Top Lobster
She went to the very Bag store, right?
David Lee Corbo
Is it very loud? She's got a smile on her face, and she's very pleased with herself about crinkling these bags. And. And I'm doing a live show. Damn it, woman. Submit to me. Okay, can you take that away?
Top Lobster
I'll read. So he goes, raven, you're the first that has echoed that thought that I have ever heard, that they, as a believer, would be left behind more so that I don't want to go, that it's too important. That's why I wouldn't want to be here at the time when the gospel mattered most to point the way to Christ. I feel like this is something that is probably a lot more common than you'd believe.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I got another.
Top Lobster
Here.
David Lee Corbo
I got another email about it or a message about somebody.
Top Lobster
If you ask my mom. Ask my mom. I told her the same thing long ago. But, yeah, it just. It just Feels that way. It just feel. But I don't know. Who knows? Who the hell knows? But it's interesting to see that other people are having this feeling as well, you know?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's interesting too, because of the edit that says thanks for sharing that it was confirmation to me of something I've known since being saved a decade ago. For me, it was something that I knew as a child. And in some ways, I feel as though I was so much more in tune spiritually as a child than I was. You know what I said I had that. That dream of, like, Jacob's Ladder or whatever when I was a kid. And I rationalized it as, like, I was glowy when I went up. And I think it's because I watched the movie Hercules. And in Hercules, the. The animated. The animated Disney film, when he's little, he's like, got a shimmery golden glow about him. And then Hades sends his minions, and the minions make him drink a poison, and the poison takes his glow away. So I climb the ladder, I'm glowy. When I come down the ladder, I'm no longer glowy. And it's interesting how I processed that as a child, I thought that this was at 6 years old. And I remember thinking, school killed it. School killed the glowy. Like, I, you know, And I think, in hindsight, like, I wasn't so wrong. I think children move much more in the spirit until they are forced to be intellectuals of some sort. And I just think when I was a kid, man, like, I was much more right than I was. Like, I fell away from it. I had to intellectualize things. And now that I am developing my relationship with God, it's like I'm being shown in a lot of ways that I was much more right as a child than I was, you know, I guess, when I was tenacious about information, you know, and now I've moved away from that. Now I'm like, low information, high spirit. You know what I mean? I was thinking about what it means to be a dangerous. And I. I think it's like, what it means for me is the status quo is Satan the adversary. And so to be in alignment with God is dangerous to that status quo. And then to be a. Is like, I am consistently right about a lot of things, but I'm So how can those two things be squared? It's because I don't move in information. I move in the spirit. We move towards things that. That we're compelled by something else. And. And all, you know, oftentimes sure, we can get out. We could do a Puharidge deep dive. We can connect all these dots. But when I connect those dots, guys, that's not me. I, I, I make these connections between the telepathy tape kids and, and it's like me and Topper playing pingpong, where it's just like epiphany after epiphany. Oh, my God. This connects to that, and that connects to that. And it never feels like it's us. It's just dropped on us. So to me, being a, you got to square that with why are we right and why are people resonating with this material? And how could we be so accurate in, in some of these things? And it's because we're not moved by information. We're moved by spirit. So, you know, we're dangerous because, you know, we choose God. And we're retarded because we move in spirit, not information.
Top Lobster
Oh, very retarded. I think that's, that's really the meaning of it. It's like, if it feels good, do it, you know? Or not. Just if it feels good.
David Lee Corbo
But it's also jerking off.
Top Lobster
And I was like, all right, you know what? We'll be back, guys. Take a quick two minute break and we're gonna go ahead and xerox ourselves in the bathroom real quick. No, yeah, yeah, it's, it's not if it feels good, but if it's like, yeah, it's like. You get this. It's weird because I, I wish I could turn it on and have it all the time, but it happens. And then you go, oh, yeah, like, I understand clearly. Like, I, I understand exactly what's happening here and I know which way to move. That happened to me in the theater. Let's take a quick break from. We'll read. We have a hat man thing and we're coming up on an hour and a half, but let's read the winners. Here's the winners. So I have. I will just go ahead. This is a show that we. Docs, everybody. Milan, what's up? You are in. Yes. Let me see. You are in for your ticket. Bingo. Bango.
David Lee Corbo
Nice. Hold on.
Top Lobster
Yes, I'm interested in. Emily is in. I'm not going to say your last name. VIP is sold out. It's unfortunate. Like, even though it's a bigger place, the V.I.P. was this true? I don't fucking know. I guess so. Congrats.
David Lee Corbo
Congratulations, baby. I don't know.
Top Lobster
Start driving. Yeah, the VIP is, it's sold out because the, the restaurant that we got. There's, like, limited space for the dinner, and I don't want to sell you guys a ticket. And then when we get the room, just be like, oh, sorry, you can't come in because there's not space. You know what I mean? I don't want you to waste money like that. If there's space in the. In the restaurant, everyone's free, everyone's welcome to eat and, you know, join us. It's just like, there's like, a separate room. It's just logistics of the whole thing. So that's why I'm not saying I.
David Lee Corbo
Want to address something, because, you know, I just want to have rebel for truth. Understand what I'm getting at with the numerology thing. I do think there's something to be said about the day that you're being born, the star sign that you're being born like it is. These are tools that make up our realm that God uses, He created to embed us with our personalities and things like that. It's what he uses to make us unique. I'm open to that possibility. But to then be able to use it, because this is where everybody goes wrong with numerology. It's like you're trying to predict things. I don't need to predict anything. I need to have faith in God, and that's it. Why do I need to predict anything? To predict something suggests that I'm trying to control or anticipate, Possibly because I fear something or because I want to build something. And I think if I fear something, God's not enough to protect me. I want to build something. God's not enough to build it with. I don't need that. I don't need that God is enough. I don't need these other things. So I have seen the fruits of what comes when you try to manipulate the building blocks of this reality. And I've also seen the fruits of giving in to God. And, yeah, those are more fun, are much better.
Top Lobster
The other. Yeah, it's more fun, too. It's like, slightly unpredictable, too, because it's like, man, is this gonna happen? But, yeah, if you wanted, like, practice that kind of stuff, like, we. We get what you're saying.
David Lee Corbo
And I'm not saying he's wrong either.
Top Lobster
Like, no, no.
David Lee Corbo
But what I'm saying, it's just the code imprint. I never said predicts. I'm just saying, like, where people go wrong with the prediction thing.
Top Lobster
Here's what I.
David Lee Corbo
For example, Gary's the number. Gary the numbers guy uses these to Predict the winning game constantly. It's like, I don't need that. I don't need that. I'm not gonna use numerology to get material possessions in this realm.
Top Lobster
Here's what Rebel needs to understand. We understand more than you understand. Maybe not about numerology, but we understand the concept of it. What you don't understand is what we're doing here. So I suggest that you go. There's an audio feed that you can sign up to and there's hours and hours of us talking specifically about these things and why we move the way we move. So if you like this show, if you like this show and you like what we do, go and check that out and you'll understand. But stop flooding the. The chat with this kind of game.
David Lee Corbo
He could flood the chat. I just wanted to address him because he's. He's always here and I appreciate that. And. And he's always trying to. He. Rebel is not trying to us. He's trying to put us on to something that he thinks.
Top Lobster
Yeah, we know is good. We know. I appreciate. Shout out to Nikki. Thanks. Thank you to Irwin Outdoors, because, Nikki, you're in. I'm gonna say thank you.
David Lee Corbo
In.
Top Lobster
Yeah, Very cool. Who else do we have here? I'm sorry, this is. This is bad podcast.
David Lee Corbo
I like this. Milhouse is. He's pumped, man. He's pumped. Love to see it, Milhouse. Love to see it, brother. Congratulations.
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, just rebooked. Okay. No, that's a different email. We actually have one here that I would like to give. Well, let's say tentatively, but we'll have this one as. I'll cover. I'll cover this ticket to Valkyrie. We. We know her in the chat.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, I love Val.
Top Lobster
She's a. Yeah, she's not sure if she can make it, but she wants to and she has. If you can. I'm just. I'm. The ticket is available to you, so you are in. Yeah. So how many? That's three. That Three and one. Ten.
David Lee Corbo
That was four, right? It was. It was Millhouse, Nikki. There was one in between those. Who was in between Mill House and Nikki.
Top Lobster
Emily.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, so Milhouse. Emily.
Top Lobster
Emily.
David Lee Corbo
Nikki.
Top Lobster
Nikki.
David Lee Corbo
And then we just let one go to who?
Top Lobster
Valkyrie is a. That's a wild card. But that's. I'm not going to include that. That's going to be on me, that ticket. But if she wants to come, you can come. We're feeling generous today. We have to give it back. Who else? I wish you had this email, Dave, so you can Go check through. But it's fine. It's fine.
David Lee Corbo
Can I pull it up somewhere?
Top Lobster
Yeah, let's actually go.
David Lee Corbo
It's on our emails.
Top Lobster
One right here we have. Sorry, Stephanie. Hi, Stephanie.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, so that's number five.
Top Lobster
Stephanie, Number five. She is a patron member and already has one, but she'd love to bring her friend.
David Lee Corbo
Hell yeah.
Top Lobster
Okay. Yes. So there is five. Sorry, John. John Black. We know him from the chat also.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, hell yeah.
Top Lobster
Dude entered. He thinks it's a scam not giving up any bussy. Well, that's like. That's the fine print.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, everybody. I guess we should say that it's bussy. Bussy is a requirement. A small price to pay.
Top Lobster
What's it worth to you?
David Lee Corbo
Geez, give it up. John Black.
Top Lobster
So I think. Yeah, I don't know if he's interested. John Black, if you're interested because I don't know what the hell this. A lot of this is like schizophrenic writing. But I was.
David Lee Corbo
No, John Black's the shit.
Top Lobster
Okay. All right.
David Lee Corbo
So yeah, he's awesome.
Top Lobster
You're in. I will send you a ticket. How many is that? Is that five?
David Lee Corbo
That was number six. John Black is number six.
Top Lobster
And we have one more.
David Lee Corbo
We have one more.
Top Lobster
So. Yes, we said that. And Rick R, I C. You're.
David Lee Corbo
Is that. That's Q. Dude. That's fucking awesome. That's awesome. I love that. Okay, Q.
Top Lobster
Didn't guys, didn't somebody already give you a ticket?
David Lee Corbo
I don't know. I mean, I don't know what was going on there. There was somebody who was. Who wanted to give him a ticket.
Top Lobster
He did.
David Lee Corbo
That ever happened?
Top Lobster
I don't understand. No, no, he did. He did. What the are these people talking about?
David Lee Corbo
Well, if we find out that that's the case, then we will have an extra ticket to give away and we'll just do a one more in a next episode or something.
Top Lobster
Okay. Yeah, I have to do.
David Lee Corbo
So if you heard your name, email us. Email us with the confirmation so we can make sure that you know that you got it and. And we'll be all good. We'll start to finalize the details for that.
Top Lobster
Yeah, email us.
David Lee Corbo
He's a. Rick is what's called a giga, which is a white guy that grew up in the hood and then became like the most dominant black guy in the hood.
Top Lobster
Oh, I see. I understand. Yeah, that's cool. Just email. Email us to clarify and make sure you warm up that bussy. Yes, that's what's required. Okay. We'll read. You want to read this story about the hat man or will read a story from Joel, who's written before about aggressive spiritual warfare.
David Lee Corbo
D. John Black says top doesn't understand the. I write an email.
Top Lobster
No, I have no clue. I don't know what. That's all my. Don't know what you're saying either. That's great, though.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. Yeah. Let me get rid of. Thank you, Pastor Ben, for the. You know, it's good to hear. You know, the worst is when it. Because I. Because I. I said that, and then I saw a lot of people say, men. Raven's so annoying, and he thinks that he's special and he's sharing these dreams with us. And. And, you know, there's part of me that. That hates that part that. That I say. And then it's great to hear other people be like, nah, dog. I've had the same feeling and the same impressions. Hat man. Okay, here we are. This is a long one. And it's good. I like. I like a good hat man story. So.
Top Lobster
Yeah, it's classic. I feel like we're in the classic section now.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, the classic hat man story, huh? Anti Species says you guys never read my short second story. Do me a favor.
Top Lobster
Talk to Nancy.
David Lee Corbo
Well, that. Or. Or give it a nudge. Just reply to the email or forward the email or whatever it is and just say, hey, just. You know, because we get a lot of emails. A lot.
Top Lobster
No, no, I blame Nancy.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, well, that's fine, too.
Top Lobster
Organize. What are you doing?
David Lee Corbo
That's it. One job.
Top Lobster
What are you doing?
David Lee Corbo
One job that we pay you so much for.
Top Lobster
Okay.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. I grew up in a household where my father repeatedly molested. No, it doesn't say that. I grew up in a household where my father repeatedly told me that our house was haunted and that he would never die. Whoa. From a very young age, he would tell me that the end of the world was always five years away. Ah, damn. And because of that, he would live. He would be alive on Judgment Day.
Top Lobster
This is from my kids in the future.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. 100. 100. Yeah. Hold on. Let's say Raven is an old soul. Yeah. I don't know, man. I don't know what I am.
Top Lobster
I don't know if I like you, Rebel.
David Lee Corbo
I like. You know what it is, man? Because I. Like I said, it's just like when somebody is repeatedly trying to give you information, even if it's something that I don't vibe with, I recognize where it's coming from. It's coming from A good place. He with us. He's always here. I with Rebel. Okay, so this formed the way I look at my future. I never thought about what I wanted to be when I grew up because I assumed the world would end by then. That's very much how they tried to raise my wife. She was raised as a witness. And Jehovah Witnesses have a track record of predicting the end of the world. They've been doing it, like, quite unsuccessfully since 1870 something. Or 18.
Top Lobster
That's a T shirt, actually.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. It's not good. Oh, by the way, I was thinking, I want to get this idea out.
Top Lobster
But unsuccessfully. Predicting the end since like, 1895.
David Lee Corbo
Such a banger. Oh, my God. I was thinking it would be cool to call the next Bohemian Grove. Fear not.
Top Lobster
This is what I'm saying. Like. Like, do you see how optimistic this guy is? And we're like, we might not pull this one off. We've lost half of the other show we do. He's like, bro, grow four. We're already branding Fear Not.
David Lee Corbo
That's a banger. Isn't that a banger?
Top Lobster
It's insufferable. Also, guys. Yeah. Look out for. I'm. I'm gonna drop these shirts eventually.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah, dude. You guys going on. Don't. Don't promise these people anything. Don't worry about it.
Top Lobster
We spiritual attack.
David Lee Corbo
I get what.
Top Lobster
They're trying to kill us. The interdimensional demons are trying to kill us. And then.
David Lee Corbo
Are you gonna show them up? That was. That sounded like you were gonna bring it up.
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah. I was gonna show the Fear not. Mine as well.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Show the thing. Show the thing. Bang.
David Lee Corbo
Such a banger. Looks great. Love the colors. Love the design.
Top Lobster
Fear Not World tour. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
How cool would it be to do a world tour with Bohemian Grove, Right? We go everywhere. We go all across the nation. We go all over the world.
Top Lobster
Out of your mind. This is the one thing. I pulled them aside. I'm like, this shit you're talking about, it's making me give me anxiety. It would be really good.
David Lee Corbo
It would be great. Will you have shirts at Brogrove? Scott says we're gonna. Yeah, I believe so. Right?
Top Lobster
Yeah. Actually, I just paid for the order, so, yeah, everything is going. I'm going to bring paint marker as well because I decided. Am I going to edit the poster and the shirts with take out people's faces and names? Like. No, I will just cross them out. So if you want that. I'm probably.
David Lee Corbo
What, like an X?
Top Lobster
Just a fucking X. Like, that's it not. Not here. Not attending. I'm not going to do any more work. I put too much work into this, so, you know, I'll wear it, and they see what could have been.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, they're gonna have a grenade stand. I. I grew up in New Jersey. A grenade means an ugly.
Top Lobster
Oh, no. Grenade stand. There will be grenade stands there. Yeah, do your own diy.
David Lee Corbo
What's a grenade stand?
Top Lobster
We sell grenades, dog.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, okay.
Top Lobster
It'll be there. No, there will actually be a. It'll be a doctor stand there, which is pretty cool. A doctor's table from Dr. Jared Yarit. He's the. The octagon doctor. He'll be there with some nurses. They're doing, like, blood pressure tests, and I think they're doing, like, marijuana cards and things like that. General.
David Lee Corbo
They're doing shoddies. They're. They're taking, like, a blunt, they put it in their mouth backwards, and they blow smoke out into your mouth. Not nice. Guy says, last year we had too much merch. Not enough merch. Yeah, that's true. Actually, we didn't have.
Top Lobster
There'll be more merch this time. Check out the merch. This will be for sale to the people who didn't.
David Lee Corbo
Are you just fiddling with that, you fucking psychopath?
Top Lobster
I'm always. I'm fiddling with all this stuff. I have so many fiddles. This is a Bohemian Grove pin.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I love the Bohemian Grove pin. I love them both. Yeah, I love them.
Top Lobster
This thing.
David Lee Corbo
There he is.
Top Lobster
Q.
David Lee Corbo
Did you get it? Did you. Did you hear it? You won, baby boy.
Top Lobster
I'm pretty sure you're already in, Q. I don't know what. What you're doing, but. All right, let's. Let's keep.
David Lee Corbo
Either way, you'll be there. All right? He says, my dad was and is a nut, and he once opened a door in the middle of the night to a cop looking for me, butt naked with his dick hanging out and a.45 revolver in his hand, telling the cop, you got a gun, and I got a gun. Now what do you want? Damn, yo, I thought your dad was not a cool guy. He says he got really into Y2K and he had me carry a gun to high school so I can get used to having a gun on me and being calm, man.
Top Lobster
Whoa.
David Lee Corbo
Says now you have an idea of who I was raised by. I mean, hey, we got to have those guys, right? We got to have those guys. You don't get a cool movie about, like, a Clint Eastwood character, and then in real life, you don't get a real guy like a Clint Eastwood character, but in. In real life, he's got all kinds of ticks and issues and, you know, neurological disorders and like that. It's not like the. It's not like Hollywood. The house I grew up in was built by my mom's dad in the 1920s and was the house she grew up in. My uncle and aunt lived in the. Lived in it before my dad bought it from my grandpa, so no one outside the family ever. Ever lived there. When I was nine or so, my dad said the right. That right after he moved into that house, he woke up and heard a man sobbing in our living room. He walked into our living room and was bathed in the sound of a man crying with no discernible place where it was coming from. The whole room was crying, and his response was to just sit there in it. Damn, dude. This guy's crazy. My dad said he experienced house haunting when he was a kid. He said at one point, his family rented a house where his dad saw a ghost of a little girl that looked like my aunt floating in the backyard. My dad also told me about the time where he came home and opened his closet in which he used to hang his clothes very neatly with exact spacing. Damn.
Top Lobster
Hold on one second. See, Keith, I don't. You're being very sarcastic. I scalped my ticket when I heard it was canceled the first time. I don't know if you're serious or not, but I don't. I don't think I can give you a ticket. It's a headache, dude. Yeah, I don't know what's going on, but. All right, we can't give you two.
David Lee Corbo
Tickets, Q, so if you already got one, let us know, because that way, some other dangerous can get a ticket.
Top Lobster
Oh, so he does have his ticket. Hell, he can always bring a Q. Let somebody else.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, he's gonna bring a black woman. He already introduced her to timeline cleanse. You know how wild that is? I'm doing timeline cleanse. All of a sudden, Q shows up, and he's got a friend with him, and she's in the chat, and it's just like this. This black chick, and she's like, yes, I with this.
Top Lobster
Then you read the sign cue before you came.
David Lee Corbo
You see the rope?
Top Lobster
Do I have to tap the sign?
David Lee Corbo
All right, let's see here. Top. Raven, get Tim Kelly. Polytope. I don't know who that is. Polytope. I don't have anything to write it down with. Shoot me A message Rebel on. On X. And I'll look into the guy. Tim Kelly. Tim Kelly.
Top Lobster
Okay.
David Lee Corbo
Anywho. So his dad's crazy. He hangs all of his clothes very neatly with exact spacing in between them. But he finds all the clothes pushed to either side of the closet with one shirt. His favorite red and white striped shirt hung right in the center of the wreck. This event occurred as he was getting home from a psych hospital where he was the first documented case of LSD use in the county.
Top Lobster
Whoa.
David Lee Corbo
Yo, what's going on, baby boy?
Top Lobster
You.
David Lee Corbo
You're in the middle of some. This is some. What's the guy from the float tanks? John C. Lily?
Top Lobster
Yeah. Dude.
David Lee Corbo
In reality, he had tried to kill himself over his baseball team, telling him he had to cut his hair in order to play a wild.
Top Lobster
Like these are wild sentences back to back, each one more jarring than the next.
David Lee Corbo
And I don't know. I. I know that it's not good, but I want to like his dad. Like, I'm not his dad.
Top Lobster
Is you. It's. It.
David Lee Corbo
Well, no, that's not true. Come on, man. What are you talking about?
Top Lobster
Yeah, no, very close to. Very close to. Wow. You wouldn't. You wouldn't answer the door, but naked with a.45 strapped to your waist until a cop to fuck.
David Lee Corbo
No, I wouldn't do that. That's crazy. What are you doing? What is he strapping? It is to his waist? No, he's holding it. He's holding it because I don't think he just got a belt on.
Top Lobster
That's crazy. That is crazy.
David Lee Corbo
Ass naked with a belt and a holster on the side. Okay. So his mom and dad found him half dead in the garage from inhaling car exhaust and didn't want to tell the cops his. He had tried to commit suicide and just told them he was on LSD when they dropped him off at the hospital. Oh. So he was documented as the first lad LSD case, but really he was huffing fumes. That's what's going on. Okay.
Top Lobster
Okay.
David Lee Corbo
When growing up, my dad so damn, he's like, fucking, I'm gonna live to see judgment Day. But I'm also gonna take some. I just like the way it smells. I like the way the tailpipe smells. And I know I'm gonna be here till judgment day. So no harm, no foul. When growing up, my dad told my brother that and I. That the most haunted room in our house was the one my brother and I slept in. I always had the feeling that something was just about to Happen. And most of the time nothing did. But sometimes something happened. One night during a rainstorm, I heard our big, mean and vicious yard dog whimpering outside my window. I looked out the window and there was a man with a trench coat on and. Wait, I'm sorry. There was a man with a trench coat on and a top hat standing in the rain. Yes. This is classic hat man. I wonder if it was really top hat or if he's just doesn't know. Like it's like a. It's not fully a top hat. Not like Abraham Lincoln style 1. Much shorter but, you know, close. Yeah, he was looking. What'd you say, a bowler hat?
Top Lobster
I believe it's gold.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, like a boulder hat or I think there's something, there's another word for it, but it's very much like Zorro. Zorro is a good, a good way to describe it. He was looking down and all I could see was his face. On his face was a big smile. Sometime after that, this thing appeared in my room. I used to set my room up for sleeping every night. I mean, I would tuck everything in its place and shut the closet and entrance door tight because sometimes things would move at night. In the middle of the night, I woke up and saw my closet door was open. Excuse me. And the chair at my desk had been pulled out and turned towards my bed. Oh, so something was just sitting in it having a gander at you? I laid back down and eventually looked back over to the chair. And the top hatted man was just sitting on the chair with his down. With his down, his pants down.
Top Lobster
There's something, I'm guessing.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, there's something down. Yeah, something missing. So he's just jerking off. I panicked and hid in the corner of my bed, just sitting there, waiting for his head to peer up from the end of my bunk bed. I think I sat there all night. You hear that a lot. You hear that a lot. So sometimes when people see these things, they're not fully paralyzed. My not real grandma, like she was like my, my mom's boyfriend's mom. It's always such a pain in the ass describing her. But when she saw him, she basically pulled the covers over her face and then stayed there till the sun came up. So you hear that a lot where like people aren't exactly paralyzed. They definitely can't go back to sleep, but they're so terrified that they won't look at him again and they just sit there. So this guy basically has that experience. Around this same time, my cousin brother and I were looking out our bedroom window in the middle of the day, and an older man with a gray beard dressed up in full denim ran across our fully fenced backyard. We screamed and told my mom. She grabbed a gun and called my dad. That's the kind of reaction, by the way, that. That a kid wants. Yeah, when you. When you scream for your parents, you want them to get a gun and start sprinting around like that is. That's the most comforting in the world. He came home from work and investigated the backyard. The man had run right through a freshly. Freshly tilled area of soil, but we found no footprints from where he ran through. It was rather eerie as we had huge fences on either side of our yard, and it was not possible that an old man would be jumping those fences and running through ours and our neighbor's property, as both our neighbors had huge thorny bushes on either side of the fences. And going through those would not be something a person could have easily done. My brother and Dan. Oh, my.
Top Lobster
I'm sorry.
David Lee Corbo
My brother and dad.
Top Lobster
I'll read it. My brother and dad often see a large, blurry rat running through the house. They called it a ghost rat because they could never find it when it ran. When it ran into a room. And my dad would never find any evidence that our house had rats. My dad then told me that ghost animals were evidence of demons. And one day he said he knew we had a demon in our house because it offered him a deal where it could make a pain he was dealing with for a long time go away. Very. Your dad is an interesting dude. Very interesting dude. Actually on. On the latest episode of Tiffle Hat, where they had seven seas. He'll be on tomorrow, right? Seven, yes.
David Lee Corbo
Tomorrow. Yep.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Sam says how the. The club owner of the club that he owns in Jersey, the comedy dojo, he was seeing those. The. What are they called? The drones in the sky. And now that that's done, now he's reporting, like, a bunch of, like, crypto. Cryptid stuff. Really?
David Lee Corbo
Really, really, really? Really?
Top Lobster
Yeah, it does. He doesn't know what he's seeing, but he's seeing, like, moving through the woods because that place is in Jersey, like, in, like, the woods. You know, it seems like there's, like, a highway. It's probably this place, and then it's surrounded by trees and. So that's the comedy dojo. Yeah, yeah, the dojo of comedy. But it's also, like, a restaurant and something else. I'm not really sure.
David Lee Corbo
I just want to see where it is. Morris Township. Okay. I know Morris. I know Morris Plains. Yeah, I gotta see that on a map because I wonder, is that South Jersey?
Top Lobster
If it's like how I'm, you know, thinking of what Jersey usually is, it's like Jersey's just a highway and then there's like off the highway. So it's not like a cityscape. I think that there's going to be trees and stuff like that around it.
David Lee Corbo
Oh yeah, yeah. This is a heavily wooded area. Morristown, New Jersey. Parsippany, Mount Tavare. So Morris Township, Lewis, Morris Park. That's a big wooded area off 2 o' clock.
Top Lobster
Can you see the. Let me pull it up. Go ahead and read and I'll pull that up.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. As we said, my dad and brother would often see a large blurry rat run through the house. They called it a ghost rat because they could never find it when it ran into a room. And my dad would never find any evidence that our house had rats. My dad then told me that ghost animals were evidence of demons. And one day he said he knew we had a demon in our house because it had offered him a deal where it could make a pain he was dealing with go away or dealing with for a long time go away. That's interesting. It's probably the cause of the pain in the first place.
Top Lobster
This is actually interesting. So the comedy dojo is not like. It's not off the highway. There's. It looks like residential. There's places around it. So I don't know what the hell this guy is seeing, but that's kind of.
David Lee Corbo
Well, I wonder does it doesn't have like a tree line behind it?
Top Lobster
No, no. Surrounded by houses.
David Lee Corbo
Street.
Top Lobster
The way he described it, he said the guy was pretty sure it's like a cryptid. Cryptid stuff. So I don't know, whatever.
David Lee Corbo
I didn't visit very far from there, though. I live. I mean. Well, I guess I did live very far, but I was up. I mean it's all my neck of the woods. I was born in Elizabeth. It's not far from there. Spent time. Yeah, that was all my, my, my area. I'm very familiar with that area. And there's a lot of heavily wooded areas around there. But it's conjoined right next to, you know, suburbs and like that. So yeah, that's how New Jersey is. You know, you can go from one landscape to another rather quickly. So this is where you were.
Top Lobster
I don't see it this.
David Lee Corbo
You see what I highlighted?
Top Lobster
No, just keep reading.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. Soon after that My dad moved to a different state to live alone in a very rural area. He was still married to my mom, but she wanted to live in the city and he wanted to be a cowboy in the mountains. So they just lived in different places.
Top Lobster
That's a wild way to be. I'll pick up.
David Lee Corbo
So they married, but they're living different places.
Top Lobster
I think they lied to you, dog. Yeah. So around this time, I got a divorce and lived in that house for about a year. The house felt different with my dad not being there. And I never experienced a single thing while I stayed there. But when I went to visit my dad at his cabin, the feeling came back that shit is following your father. I would visit his house and wake up in the middle of the night from terrible dreams, feeling terrified that something was about to happen. But it never did. This was the same feeling I had as a kid. More recently, this demon that haunts my dad made an offer to me. Here we go. I had a traumatic brain injury from being hit by a car. I had many concussions from fighting in both MMA boxing. And this injury was way too much for my brain. I lost control of my emotions, and because of it, I saw a shrink who prescribed me some medication. The first night I took this medication, which was the lowest dose of whatever they can give a person, and I had then quartered it because it was not sold out. I was not sold on the idea of taking meds, but I. I still got so tired that I had to. That I had to go to bed very early. Okay. I then had a dream of my beloved, recently passed dog, who I love dearly. She was just beyond my reach in a dark room. No matter how much I asked her to turn around, she would not. And so I wanted to see her face. I then woke up sobbing. And a voice said to me, you can be with her again. Yeah. I knew immediately that this thing wanted me to kill myself and that it was a demon. I immediately started saying the Lord's Prayer, though I had not been a practicing Christian for many years at that point. I then fell asleep or woke up, fell back asleep or woke up, I don't know which, because it was very confusing and what was real and what was not. So he's, like, in a state of, like, vertigo.
David Lee Corbo
That's interesting. I guess what he's saying is, like, he fell back asleep or woke up, so that was the last thing he remembered before waking life. So either that was a dream and then he woke up, or that was real and then he fell asleep and then he woke up, so he can't tell the difference.
Top Lobster
Right. That's disorienting. Anyway, I was lying on my back and rolled over to tell my new wife.
David Lee Corbo
Wait, wait, hold on a sec. You know what this is, dude? My wife just handed me some goy slop ranch and she needs me to open it. Oh, are you kidding me?
Top Lobster
She loosened it though.
David Lee Corbo
Maybe she loosened it. She does this every once in a while just to make me feel good, to make me feel like a man. Here you go, baby. Thank you.
Top Lobster
I rolled over to my new wife what had happened, and I told her what had happened. And her response was to grind her butt onto my. My crotch and started to get sexual with me. I knew that this was not my wife. And then this thing turned around and it attacked me, scratching my body and clawing my face. I saw its face and it looked like an old lady's face mixed with the cat.
David Lee Corbo
It's plastic surgery.
Top Lobster
Jesus. Yeah. I then woke up and saw a dark shape move swiftly past my door, down my hallway. Is he still. Is he up or is he not? You know, he's like. He's probably in this crazy state. I then looked up and there were neon green letters and numbers in diamond shaped patterns on my ceiling. And Genesis 4, 7. Sin is crouch. Yeah, sin is crouching at your door. It desires to have you, but you must rule over it. Came to my mind as I lay on my bed looking at the green pattern on my ceiling slowly disappear. That's crazy, dude. It's. Yeah, probably a mix of like. I hate. I hate to be like, oh, this is. This is brain trauma. But like, it's. It. I feel like when you mix brain trauma with. With certain chemicals, you're gonna get stuff. And it's not just like hallucinations, but stuff that peels aside that veil, you know, there are conditions under which you can do it. Fasting, if fasting is one of them, why not? You know, getting your head smacked up and taking some chemicals. Like, I don't know the alchemy behind that, but I think that that's certainly true.
David Lee Corbo
You know, by the way, this just reminded me of. Of something. I can't find it right now, but I learned. I think it was through Ed. Yeah, I was listening to Ed Mabry's episode on Tinfoil Hat, which was a certified banger, and they were talking about the mark of the beast. Yeah, dude, I. I highly recommend everybody go and check that out, because Ed was on fire, man. Like, just listening to his ability of. Of recall for information Biblical information. And then, you know, coupling that with his. His theories, his own speculation is he really is remarkable. And I'm so glad that we've been able to convince him to do these series with us. He's out of his mind. But it's. It's. It's amazing. I love bringing that to people. And, you know, for my own.
Top Lobster
It's funny too, because, like, we've. We've had him on. So, like, when he's telling this stuff, it's like he's playing my favorite songs, and then it's like, oh, this is my favorite part. And then, like, he nails it and. And the guys are like, whoa. And I'm like, yeah, dude, this. He's been great. He really been telling us for so long, and it's like, man, killer.
David Lee Corbo
But he's talking about, like, the mark of the beast and how you receive it in your left hand or your forehead. And. And like, you know, I know that. But then he basically says, like, it's an inversion of God's law.
Top Lobster
That was crazy.
David Lee Corbo
That was crazy. You know what's really crazy about that now? I didn't know that. Can you. Can you explain that a little bit? Because he. He said it, and I'm having a hard time recapping.
Top Lobster
You ever see the Jews. The Jews that walk around with the Teflon where they'll put that box on their head? Yeah, this is from Deuteronomy. Or. Yeah, I think it's from Deuteronomy. This is the law. So, like, they'll put that box and it's over the pineal gland, and then they'll wrap their hand.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, so Deuteronomy. Deuteronomy 6, 8, and 11, 18. One says, Bind them as a sign on your hand and let them be as frontlets between your eyes. This means to make God's word a constant reminder in one's daily actions and thoughts. And always keep in that.
Top Lobster
In that box that they have on their head is. I think it's like a script. It might even be that scripture. It is some scripture. And then they wrap that leather around their arm, the Teflon. That's what that is. But, like, that's old. That's not necessary anymore. It's just weird when they do it because it's like it could be related to, you know, the. The cube, Saturn, things like. Things like that. Like, it is. It gets weird. It doesn't.
David Lee Corbo
Like something slid in and corrupted that.
Top Lobster
Yeah, but that's. But that was the idea of where to put it. So It's. It's an inversion. It's not a creation. It's just what God has already told and done. And there was probably a lot of significance to that at the time when God told them to do that. And they're just going to repeat it as the man.
David Lee Corbo
Well, I. You know, it's another dream that I had. I kind of told you about it. It was, like, very fleeting.
Top Lobster
We need to drop Dreamtime.
David Lee Corbo
Don't worry. I know every time I do a dream, I. But it's very fast.
Top Lobster
Sesame Street Dream time with David.
David Lee Corbo
What ends up happening is as I'm. I'm. I'm waking up. No, I'm woken up. The last thing that I remember is. I think, you know, this is the impression that I'm left with. I'm not saying I think I saw God's face. It was like a thing that I knew was I saw God's face, right? Which you're not supposed to be able to do or something like that. I don't know. I'm just telling you what the dream was.
Top Lobster
It was.
David Lee Corbo
And it was. It was Toad. It was. He seemed really cool, and he seemed really happy and pleasant and calm and. And the way that I woke up was something touched me on my forehead, like, right here. And it's weird to even touch it because I can still feel where it touched me. And so I. I wake up to somebody touching my forehead. I look, nobody's there. And the very last thing that I remember is God's very calm, very cool face. That's all. But I. When I heard that, I was like, that's weird because I. I don't know. I don't know what that. I don't know what that means at all. But that's what happened to me. I don't know. I don't know what. But. But when I heard that from. From Ed, I was like, that's really interesting, because you only ever hear about that in your hand or your forehead thing within the context of the Mark of the Beast. And it's like another one of those inversion things. And it's almost a shame that that's what we think of mostly when we hear that. When it's like, apparently God's law is. Is kept there, and. But instead we think mostly about the Mark of the Beast, which I. You know, it's. It's a. It's kind of the same thing. Whenever you think of one of these, you know, ancient practices that manipulates the building blocks of reality. It's like, it's not they didn't make it, they didn't create it. They only inverted it.
Top Lobster
Just another numerology. Rebel for truth. This is what we're talking about. It's all the same. If it's not. If that's not necessary anymore. Like that old covenant where God removed that he sent his son. Why am I dabbling? Why am I going to strap this to my head? Looks kind of crazy anyway, but like. Yeah, that's. It's also funny because there's got to be some sort of significance to this, like the pineal gland, the idea of putting this scripture right over it. I don't really know what's in your right hand, but there's gotta. There's something significant. Otherwise why would they do that?
David Lee Corbo
It's interesting too, because it wasn't in the middle of my head. It was off to, like, the side, like right here. I don't know.
Top Lobster
Maybe.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know.
Top Lobster
Because you were born up.
David Lee Corbo
No, that was just God being like super big forehead.
Top Lobster
You could put this anywhere, anywhere.
David Lee Corbo
There's a lot of real estate here. It's really super big. Yeah, I don't know, I just thought that was interesting. But if you guys haven't listened to Ed's appearance on Tinfoil Hat, go and listen to that and try to tell me that Ed isn't the man because he crushed.
Top Lobster
Listen, Dave, let me. Let's. Let's finish readings because I gotta. I gotta bounce pretty soon. We've been here for two hours, giving them way more than they deserve. Oh, they asked us, the people who bought the tickets asked us to specifically call you poor.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, that's right. Shout out to John from Instagram, who bought a ticket just to support us. He said, my only prerequisite is that you shame them for being pores. And you guys are, in fact poors, everybody who gave these tickets to Disgusting, Disgusting Pores. And you're welcome.
Top Lobster
I've been listening to JRE at the time, and I remember Joe Rogan talking about seeing a green number and letter pattern while being on dmt. And I knew that this demon was covering his tracks, trying to get me to think this whole thing was some DMT like trip caused by a tiny amount of psych meds. It was. It was all too smart for me to think up in the morning. I knew this demon had up. I knew. I knew now that it was real. Which meant that God was real and I must get my shit together and turn back to God.
David Lee Corbo
Amen.
Top Lobster
I never been in here. I'd never been into Christianity, though my dad had preached to me a lot as a kid, I saw too much hypocrisy, hypocrisy from him and his Christian friends. But my main issue was with Christianity was the Trinity. It never made sense to me as a kid. I often find myself praying. Found myself praying to Jesus when I was in pain, but then praying to God when it would not go away. I eventually cut out praying to Jesus and would only pray to God. This made sense to me as to why, as. As why I prayed. A proclamation of God's power and mercy through the Lord's Prayer to the demon that night instead of calling to Jesus. That's in. It's interesting. It's. Yeah, it's. The Trinity is. The Trinity is baffling in a way. But when I, When I do pray, I never pray to the Holy Spirit. I pray to God and then I pray to Jesus for different things as I understand their personalities more. Not like, give me this thing, give me that thing. But I pray to God and I say, thank you for Jesus. And I, yeah, I'll pray to Jesus and I'll say, hey, thanks for doing that. But like, a lot of my prayers are towards God because they are the same thing, but like just kind of represented and like there He's. He can't express himself to you through one, one of these measures. It feels like I'm probably butchering it, but it seems like he's. He's. He's giving you different ways to understand what, what he is. And it's, it's an interesting thing. I, I butchered it. Probably.
David Lee Corbo
What I, what I've. What I do is because of that whole thing of like, Jesus is the way and nobody gets to the Father, but through the Son is like, I pray to God, but I do it in Jesus's name. So I'm like, Jesus is the, the pathway. It almost feels like, you know, it doesn't get to him but through the sun. I don't know if that's right or wrong, but I always make sure they're both included. But I say in Jesus name, I pray because I think that that is. He is the way. I don't know. I don't know if it makes sense. But you know, I just also, because it's like, make up a lot of my own shit. I do it naked.
Top Lobster
Yeah. I don't think. Put some clothes on.
David Lee Corbo
I think he's probably like, dude, what are you doing? This is not, this is not it.
Top Lobster
I don't know. I think so. Pastor Ben probably nailed it. It's about like relationship and how we understand it. But I think we should try to understand a little bit better to have a better relationship. So anyway, yeah, I.
David Lee Corbo
So when I moved, when I'm given knowledge and gnosis of a thing, I attribute that to the Holy Spirit moving me and guiding me. And then when I pray to God, I do it through Jesus. So all of these things are incorporated in, I guess the dynamic that I share with God. Feels right, man. Feels good, man.
Top Lobster
Yeah. So I started to read the Bible again. I've read it cover to cover three times. And then the New Testament and the Old Testament end to end many more, start to end many more. I know the Bible very well. I still, it still did not set right with me. And I kept reaching out to people to help me get a grasp on questions that I had. I just never. I just never got any answers that applied as to the Bible or life as a whole. They would only cover the one situation I was questioning. During this period, covet happened and the churches around me closed. I remember visiting the remote rural area of Oregon where my dad lives and all the Christian rural guys walking around in American flag bandanas on their face, on their faces. They were more masked up than the people were in. In the area that I live right, right outside of Seattle. It was pathetic. While driving around where I lived at the time, I saw that the only buildings that were consistently open with people going in and out without masks were mosques. Randomly I found a guy outside who lived next to my work, my work yard was Muslim and I asked him if the mosque was open and why and he said because Muslims are commanded to meet on Fridays Quran629 and they take their religion seriously and will never stop meeting. And if they die from getting Covid due to it, then that's God's will and they will accept it based Yep. I had previously read three English translations of the Quran in 2001 after 911 to see if all the stuff my dad and his boomer talk host talk radio hosts were saying about the Quran was true. I found out that once you saw when and what happened when different suhars surahs were revealed, that all the stuff they said was not true. I had the base knowledge of Islam but never did anything with it outside of arguing with Zionist proud boys of whose group I was a member for a while I started doing a second, wait a second, this dude was a proud boy. He was a proud boy, left it.
David Lee Corbo
And then was it Irwin Curtis Irwin was that Curtis he was joining gonna be. What was it?
Top Lobster
Patriot Front.
David Lee Corbo
Patriot Front. That's funny. Yeah, that's very funny.
Top Lobster
All right, so he. I started to attend a mosque with this guy who lived by my work yard. And I now live in rural Missouri, usury free on an old dairy farm with four boys. I accepted Islam after about a year of trying to prove it false and coming up with only. With only good answers to hard questions. I want to leave you with this. Your boy Ed has no idea what he's talking about when it comes to Islam.
David Lee Corbo
We just.
Top Lobster
And I want big upped Ed.
David Lee Corbo
And all of a sudden he's talking about, yeah, that's weird.
Top Lobster
I want to defend my faith. That guy may know the Bible, but in your eighth episode of the Genesis series he does. He doesn't even know that Allah is just an Arabic word of God. I have to look because I think Jay Dyer might have poked some holes into your. Not some holes. I think he poked a bunch of holes into this entire religion. But I don't really care that much to look at it, but I guess I will. Now, the message of the Quran by Muhammad Asad was that.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, you can't see what I'm highlighting, right?
Top Lobster
No, I don't know why. For some reason it's.
David Lee Corbo
If right now you were to get an Arabic Bible.
Top Lobster
Oh, if you get what I think is the best trends. Best English translation of the Quran. The message of the Quran by Muhammad Asad. Right. It refers to God as God and never mentions the Arabic word Allah. It is a. It is a base. When Ed said that Abraham didn't know Allah, peep this. The Aramaic is. The Aramaic word for God is Elah, which is pretty darn darn close to Allah. And that is what Jesus would have called out to when praying on his face in the ground at the Mount of Olives. Right. Okay, so where do you. Why do you depart from Jesus being the son of God? Because that's the base of the religion that we're talking about here. Anyway, we'll keep reading. I was also listening to part three about your Genesis talk and had a few more things to point out in response to Ed that he said about in Islam. And I think maybe you should write an email to Ed if you have.
David Lee Corbo
Oh yeah, he's going to have much better answers to these things than we will.
Top Lobster
I don't remember what he said. You're talking about episode three.
David Lee Corbo
Well, this is episode three of the Genesis series, so it wasn't that long ago, but we've done a lot of other episodes and you know, yeah, we've.
Top Lobster
Been through a lot of shit, dog. Listen to the first hour of this show. It's like anyway, Allah is not completely just and right. His evidence was that, was that in the Quran when it says Allah can do anything, that would mean he can do things like lying. And lying is not right. I don't know where he's getting this from. And have written to find. Written to him to find out and waiting for a response. Okay, so you have written to it to clear this up to you because you all put it out and I want to make sure my faith is being properly portrayed. Allah has 99 names. One of which is Al Musit, which can be traded, translated as the most just or most righteous. Another is Al Haq, which can be traded as the truthful, the absolute truth. Okay. And he's, he's. I'll read the rest. In The Quran, chapter 4, 107, it states do not advocate for those who wrong themselves. Surely Allah does not like those who are deceitful, sinful. In The Quran, chapter 2, verse 42, Allah commands do not mix truth with falsehood or hide the truth knowingly. So yeah, this is definitely a better religion than Judaism.
David Lee Corbo
That's exactly. I was like, this is crushing in comparison to the Talmud.
Top Lobster
Yeah. What are you missing though? So he goes, I think Ed's getting it wrong with the phrase in the Quran in Allah not even going to try. Which has been translated as God is over all things, all things competent, or sometimes God is capable of everything. I see this as essentially as the same as when Christians use the title almighty or pantokator in Greek for your God. So are they different gods or the same God? Anyway, if you guys ever need clarification of Islam stuff, we Muslims have much in common with Christians and we aren't trying to beef. I can explain all the Sharia law stuff. Honestly, I'm a little sympathetic towards the Sharia law stuff. When you see it going on. Yeah, I get what you're doing. Non believer tax stuff. Yes. And jinn too. Because everyone gets the jinn wrong. The jinn is an interesting subject. I guess where we disagree is Jesus Christ.
David Lee Corbo
Right.
Top Lobster
Very important part. The New Testament. You read that part and then decided to discard it. So that's like the most important part of what we're.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know.
Top Lobster
Submission.
David Lee Corbo
It is an interesting submission and I don't really know. I haven't. I find myself focusing mostly on Christianity. You know, Catholicism comes up a lot and then of course Judaism and the Talmud and things like that. But you know, I've never even looked at Islam and couldn't for a moment. That's why if you go through like my tweets and shit like that, like I'm never even talking about it. I don't, I don't besmirch it or on it or anything like that.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I don't, I don't know much about it, but Jay Dyer is. Tore them a new asshole and I guess now I'm, I'll go look at it. But yeah, to go and tear down Islam right now is like, it doesn't make sense. Like, you guys have already been torn down. Your, your nation's in tatters.
David Lee Corbo
Oh yeah.
Top Lobster
Your people are, are up from years of conquest from America. It's.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. And they told us that Islam hated America and hated our freedoms and like that. Like, you know, obviously I'm not, not looking at that.
Top Lobster
I'm not looking at that, but I'm, I am looking at like the, the most important part of this thing. You don't believe in that yet, you're in trouble. But you don't, you don't believe in the same thing that we do in the end. So it's like, do you know God without knowing his son? Because our book says that.
David Lee Corbo
And yeah, Subliminal messenger says, I had an hour long conversation with a Muslim about Jin and the Dajjal. I'm probably that up. How do you. There's a conversation between.
Top Lobster
What's that?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I don't know what all those little spicy moves are. He says there's a conversation between Azazel and God in their books. Yeah, I mean, I think that these are religions that are all based off of the same ancient events that took place. You know what I mean? It's just, I think that to me everything has been simplified in a, in a tremendous way with the prophecy being fulfilled by Jesus Christ, which I do believe wholeheartedly. And I know, I see like, you know, a couple people in the chat are like, oh, Jesus, you've been handed a thing. Yeah, dude, I thought we were handed a thing. That was. For years I came through the occult and esoteria. I came through the New age movement and Gnosticism. I came through all that for 15, 15 years. 15 years of that. And then all of a sudden I realized that I had been a fool. So a lot of what you're asking me is to backtrack and go look at information that I already suspected was true. And then found out that it's, it's, it deviates in a crucial way and that Jesus Christ is the, the central component of all of this. And so I'm not going to be talked down off that ledge.
Top Lobster
Yeah, the thing is like, they do believe that Jesus existed and that he was a prophet and a great man of God. We do too. But we take it not a step further. But we take it by what they did, what it says and what's been proven to me, like, you know, time and time again. So, yeah, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think that it's good that you're not, that you're not practicing, you know, Babylonian Talmudic magic. And I think it's good that you're not a cringe atheist. I just don't agree with the. It's not that I don't agree with your religion, but I think we have something better.
David Lee Corbo
I also think that it's good you're here and I'm glad that you're here and you're contributing and we're having dialogue and stuff like that.
Top Lobster
It's even weirder. Why you're here? Like, we often question, why are Christian pastors here? Why are you here? Is it the brain damage or is it, is it the content? Thanks for, thanks for coming here. I don't even know your name, but.
David Lee Corbo
I mean, say his name. The fact that he typed all this out, like, yeah, I fucks with you. I'm glad you're here.
Top Lobster
It's. Yeah. This is the kind of stuff that I actually like to read because it's challenging. It was fun. We had some hat man shit. We had some crazy dad shit. We had some stuff where you're like. And you know what? Tell Ed that I don't fuck with him either. I like, I like it. Very, very cool stuff. But unfortunately I have to leave.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it's time to bring it in, guys. Don't forget to go to brogrove.com get your ticket, shout out to all the ticket winners and shout out to Irwin Outdoors. Thank you, brother, for making this possible. Why don't we bring up his website one more time just for the people so they can see it. Irwin Outdoors is a great. Also brogrove.com Irwin outdoors is exactly where. I mean, this is literally the, the episode was brought to you by this guy, right? He made this possible. He made the ticket giveaway possible. He's incredibly based and does beautiful work. And so if you are somebody that's in central Florida and you want good work done by a company that is fucking awesome. And you know, potentially schizo.
Top Lobster
Then it's kind of amazing, right like this. You're telling me this maniac. Get this done.
David Lee Corbo
Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster
Anything's possible. Anything possible. Guys, great work from Irwin Outdoors. I, I like, I do, I do appreciate that. Like, you know, we got some, like, smaller company sponsorship and I'd like. Yeah, let's, we'll do another episode about Irwin for sure.
David Lee Corbo
You know what we should do? We should make up conspiracies about Irwin. That'd be a lot of fun. Like make up.
Top Lobster
Tell the people.
David Lee Corbo
Tracy, where does the money go? Oh, it, it's the Jews. The Jews are controlling Irwin Outdoors.
Top Lobster
Well, yeah, we'll think of some cool conspiracies to blame on your company, hopefully.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, you know what'd be cool too is maybe Irwin Outdoors can hook us up with a, a promo code or something like that. If you're in the Florida area and you're a based nephilim death squad enjoying schizo and you go and get his work done, maybe he can cut you a deal. But you have to listen to him rant about the Jews. You have to. If you have to listen to at least 45 minutes of him talk about Israel, the state of Israel and what's going on, and then he'll cut you a deal.
Top Lobster
If you're doing a protest in central Florida, Irwin Outdoors will deliver a pallet of very nice pavers for you to throw through the window of an ice car if you don't do that.
David Lee Corbo
They're kosher, though, and that's what's up.
Top Lobster
They've been prayed over.
David Lee Corbo
All right, guys, these, these bricks have been circumcised.
Top Lobster
All right, guys, these bricks have been circumcised.
David Lee Corbo
Thank you guys so much for watching. Thank you to Irwin Outdoors. Don't forget to go to brogrove.com, pick up your tickets and otherwise we'll. Out of here, baby.
Top Lobster
Goodbye.
David Lee Corbo
The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.
Top Lobster
You can persuade what they see with their eyes is what there is to see.
David Lee Corbo
Because they'll act in the face.
Top Lobster
Of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what and they have.
Podcast Summary: Nephilim Death Squad | Episode 023: NDS Chronicles - Ticket Giveaway by IRWIN OUTDOORS
Release Date: June 16, 2025
Hosts: Top Lobster & David Lee Corbo
Sponsor: Irwin Outdoors
The episode opens with a recurring Expedia advertisement segment, humorously contrasting listeners' opinions about sand with Expedia's capabilities in trip planning. Shortly after, Top Lobster mounts the discussion by expressing frustration with societal figures, stating:
"We are being hypnotized by people like this. News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people."
[00:52] Top Lobster
David Lee Corbo joins in, emphasizing the disparity between perceived realities and actual events:
"The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely enormous."
[01:12] David Lee Corbo
David Lee Corbo introduces the episode's main feature—a ticket giveaway sponsored by Irwin Outdoors. He humorously acknowledges the show's shift towards monetization:
"We have completely sold out. Our model has now changed. We are all about the money, baby."
[02:09] Top Lobster
The hosts announce the giveaway of six to seven tickets, thanking contributors like John Nemec and promoting Irwin Outdoors as a Jewish-owned business, albeit with a tongue-in-cheek disclaimer:
"Very excited to finally be sponsored by a Jewish show. No, that's not true. I don't think it is at all actually."
[02:50] David Lee Corbo
They further encourage listeners to support the show via Patreon, highlighting perks such as ad-free episodes and early access:
"If you've been thirsty for more content... then the place to be is patreon.com/nephilimdeskwad."
[04:00] David Lee Corbo
The core of the episode revolves around reading and discussing listener-submitted paranormal testimonies. The first major submission comes from Pastor Zach, who shares three paranormal encounters, though only two are detailed.
Pastor Zach's First Encounter (11:09 - 15:04): He recounts a childhood experience where his father witnessed a mysterious woman attempting to abduct him:
"When I was a newborn... Somewhere in the midst of that, he fell asleep with me laying on his chest... Then it's too late we need to be ready to raise up."
[11:09] David Lee Corbo
Top Lobster interjects with personal anecdotes about his father's harrowing past in Puerto Rico, involving attempted kidnapping by a witch and strict Pentecostal upbringing:
"My grandfather was a gang, so she went back, she had like a shotgun or something..."
[15:30] Top Lobster
Pastor Zach's Second Encounter (32:00 - 44:54): Zach narrates a vivid dream sequence involving the primordial goddess Tiamat, symbolizing chaos and evil. He describes confronting this entity through faith, aligning his experiences with Biblical references, particularly from Revelation 17 and 1 Corinthians 8:
"In the pond, pouring into the river, and I knew that just wasn't something bad that I ate."
[34:00] David Lee Corbo
"She wanted to seduce me... identity of the entity. Perhaps we're making that mistake."
[32:04] David Lee Corbo
Zach's testimony underscores the necessity of genuine faith over mere invocation of the name of Christ, emphasizing a deeper spiritual connection.
Throughout the episode, the hosts engage with listeners via Super Chats, addressing humorous and offbeat messages. Notable interactions include:
Santa Schwab expressing support:
"Keep doing the Lord's work. I hope it is, dude."
[31:05] David Lee Corbo
Raul requesting assistance with personal emails:
"What tier level gets top writing mean emails to my new ex-wife?"
[31:59] Raul
Top Lobster and David Lee Corbo respond with their characteristic irreverence, blending humor with the show's conspiratorial themes.
The hosts delve into the significance of dreams as conduits for spiritual messages and battles. David shares a personal nightmare about committing a crime, interpreting it as a burden lifted through prayer:
"When I woke up, my son was like, 'I had a nightmare that I was trying to fight Godzilla.'... nothing could hear me... God was real and I must get my shit together and turn back to God."
[40:34] David Lee Corbo
Top Lobster echoes similar sentiments, discussing how personal experiences and dreams reinforce their mission to spread their interpretation of Biblical truths.
The episode features insights from Pastor Ben, who addresses questions about the efficacy of using Christ's name in exorcisms. He references Biblical passages to argue that true faith, even as small as a mustard seed, is necessary for spiritual battles:
"If anyone loves God, this is known by him."
[62:39] David Lee Corbo
Pastor Ben emphasizes that mere invocation without genuine faith fails to combat evil entities, advocating for deeper spiritual engagement through prayer and fasting.
The latter part of the episode resumes the ticket giveaway, announcing winners such as Milhouse, Emily, and Nikki, while humorously addressing cancellations and logistical issues:
"Congratulations, baby boy."
[85:17] David Lee Corbo
Hosts continue to interact with live chat, maintaining their signature blend of humor, conspiracy theories, and irreverent commentary. They close by encouraging listeners to visit brogrove.com to secure tickets and support the show, reiterating gratitude towards Irwin Outdoors for sponsorship:
"If you're in central Florida and you want good work done by a company that is fucking awesome... check out Irwin Outdoors."
[135:19] David Lee Corbo
Top Lobster:
"It means that if you know the Creator, why would you ever fear creation?"
[37:44] Top Lobster
David Lee Corbo:
"Dreams have really been like huge on my radar lately... we're in spiritual warfare and this whole thing is so real."
[35:32] David Lee Corbo
Pastor Ben (Read by Hosts):
"Perhaps a form of intellectual view or magical thinking says this will work opposed to an actual faith in Christ..."
[68:04] David Lee Corbo
Episode 023 of Nephilim Death Squad masterfully intertwines listener testimonies with hosts' personal anecdotes, all underpinned by a strong Biblical conspiratorial framework. The integration of live interactions and sponsor engagements maintains an engaging and dynamic flow, ensuring both existing fans and new listeners find the content compelling and thought-provoking.
Listeners are encouraged to participate in future giveaways, support the show via Patreon, and stay tuned for upcoming episodes featuring more paranormal explorations and Biblical analyses.
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