026: NDS Chronicles - Thomas' Promises

Summary

Podcast Summary: Nephilim Death Squad - Episode 026: NDS Chronicles - Thomas' Promises

Release Date: July 2, 2025
Hosts: TopLobsta (Top Lobster) and David Lee Corbo
Description:
In this episode of Nephilim Death Squad, hosts Top Lobster and David Lee Corbo delve into the world of conspiracies through a biblical lens, featuring discussions about personal transformations, spiritual warfare, and the fulfillment of promises made to their guest, Thomas Sirotnak.

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1. Introduction and Announcements (00:00 - 03:08)

The episode begins with a brief advertisement for a Sherwin Williams sale. Hosts then transition into discussing their frustrations with societal leadership, expressing beliefs that the country and world are being influenced by harmful individuals in positions of power.

Notable Quote:

• Top Lobster (00:46): "We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people."

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2. Patreon Promotion and Upcoming Content (02:10 - 03:20)

David Lee Corbo promotes their Patreon page, highlighting exclusive content that includes additional footage from their experiences, such as their time at Bohemian Grove. They humorously discuss subscription tiers and encourage listeners to support the podcast.

Notable Quote:

• David Lee Corbo (02:12): "For $10, you get access to 12 hours of raw, unhinged, chaotic content."

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3. Fulfillment of Promises to Thomas Sirotnak (03:40 - 13:03)

The hosts address promises made to their guest, Thomas Sirotnak, whose father was involved in Christian activism. They discuss challenges in reading and presenting Thomas's submitted paranormal testimonies, indicating delays due to personal obligations and system overloads.

Notable Quote:

• Top Lobster (07:02): "We have to make your own Timeline Cleanse page."

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4. Reading Thomas's Testimony (13:03 - 87:56)

Disclaimer:
This section involves sensitive and potentially offensive content, including discussions of substance abuse, personal struggles, and supernatural experiences. The hosts navigate through Thomas's long testimony, which details his journey from addiction and spiritual turmoil to redemption through faith.

Key Themes:

• Spiritual Warfare: Thomas describes vivid dreams and visions representing battles between good and evil forces.
• Personal Transformation: Overcoming addictions through faith and the influence of the Holy Spirit.
• Biblical References: The testimony includes numerous biblical allusions, emphasizing obedience and submission to divine will.

Notable Quotes:

• Thomas Sirotnak (Reading at 25:06): "I must die to myself, to who I think I am, so God can transform me."
• David Lee Corbo (43:20): "Prayer, meditation. I asked him about marijuana. Was smoking it a sin? Smoking weed is not the sin. The sin is that it clouds you."

Caveats:
The testimony contains explicit language and references to illegal activities, which have been sanitized in this summary to comply with content guidelines.

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5. Interactions and Anecdotes (87:56 - 106:58)

The hosts share personal stories related to their experiences at events like Bohemian Grove, interactions with guests, and humorous yet controversial anecdotes involving merchandise, personal habits, and community interactions. They also address listener donations and engage with audience comments, often discussing sensitive topics in a provocative manner.

Key Points:

• Merchandise Promotion: Discussion about "Timeline Cleanse" and other branded items.
• Community Engagement: Responding to listener donations and comments, sometimes involving offensive language.
• Event Announcements: Upcoming appearances in New York City and collaborations with other content creators.

Notable Quote:

• David Lee Corbo (106:22): "The greatest hypnotist on planet earth is a problem box in the corner of the room."

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6. Conclusion and Final Thoughts (106:58 - End)

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the content shared, reiterate their commitment to addressing conspiracies from a biblical perspective, and tease future segments. They continue to interact with live chat comments, maintaining their characteristic blend of humor and contentious dialogue.

Notable Quote:

• Top Lobster (106:22): "What they see with their eyes is what there is to see."

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Overall Insights and Conclusions:

• Faith and Redemption: A central theme revolves around personal redemption through faith, overcoming past struggles, and fulfilling promises made to supporters.
• Conspiracy and Spirituality: The hosts intertwine conspiracy theories with spiritual and biblical narratives, suggesting a hidden battle between good and evil forces shaping the world.
• Community and Support: Emphasis on community engagement through Patreon and live interactions, encouraging listener support to sustain and expand their content.

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Disclaimer:
This summary aims to provide an overview of the podcast episode's key discussions and themes while adhering to content guidelines. Certain explicit and offensive language from the original transcript has been sanitized to maintain appropriateness.

Transcript

[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

Top Lobster Productions.

[David Lee Corbo]

We are being hypnotized by people like this. News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers.

[Top Lobster]

We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.

[David Lee Corbo]

The chasm between what we're told is.

[Top Lobster]

Going on and what is really going.

[David Lee Corbo]

On is absolutely enormous.

[Nancy]

Oh yeah, dude, there's some Nephilim.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like we all know what's going down but no one's saying what happened to the home of the brave Take controlness now when no one's talking about.

[Nancy]

How they made us finally slaves and.

[David Lee Corbo]

Everybody'S just walking around heading the clouds I want to wake up to a dead in the grave finally too late.

[Nancy]

We need to be ready to raise up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Welcome to the end of days. Everybody is slaves. Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in their hands. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven that is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. And before we get into today's show, we must warn all the pores that Sometime around the 30 minute mark, we're going to be going live exclusively to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad, where if you sign up for the 10 tier, not only can you keep watching this episode, engaging in the live chat and enjoying an ad free experience, but you could also gain access to day one and day two of Bohemian Grove. Is this loud?

[Top Lobster]

It's okay. It's fine.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. It's all right, guys. For $10, you get access to 12 hours of raw, unhinged, chaotic content. We had a beautiful camera fixed right in the center of the room that caught everything that happened. And if you want access to it, if you're experiencing FOMO, if you are a FOMO homo, you can go on over to patreon.com Nephilim Death Squad, sign up for that $10 tier and watch a shit ton of really, really wild content. You can even see the moment where we announced on stage that we struck Iran and then pulled up a Trump impersonator to read Trump's tweet in real time. Actually, really incredible.

[Top Lobster]

Good times. Good times.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was good times. It was good times. So all that and more awaits you for only $10. Man, aren't we generous? Aren't we good to the people? 10. I mean, we're great people. Charge $6 million for that.

[Top Lobster]

I. I would say a little high.

[David Lee Corbo]

It sounds a little high, but I mean, you know what I'm getting at. It's a lot.

[Top Lobster]

We're charging. We're charging $1,500 for the mommy tier, and nobody has joined. And I think I was like, well, what do you. What do you want from us? I mean, $100 for the daddy tier. We'll call you Daddy.

[David Lee Corbo]

No members for the mommy's tier, right? Or is it 15? Well, Milhouse, he said he was gonna sign up for the mommy tier. He lied. He's a liar.

[Top Lobster]

He's a liar.

[David Lee Corbo]

He is a liar. But if you want us to call you mommy, you know, that's an option. We're not above doing that. A little. Little pay to play action for all the mommies and daddies out there.

[Top Lobster]

Shout out Israel.

[David Lee Corbo]

Shout out Israel. Guys, we're gonna get straight into it. We made promises to Thomases on the previous episode, and we have a couple of things coming out, you know, down the pipe this week. I have to go out to not only a birthday party, but also a wedding. So we said, why don't we double down on content? Why don't we finally make good on the promises we've made to Thomas's? And so we're gonna start today with Tom Sirotnak. You guys might remember him.

[Top Lobster]

It sounds like a. It feels like a make a wish.

[David Lee Corbo]

So it doesn't feel like a make a wish. Well, Thomas doesn't have much time left, and. And what he wanted more than anything was for his story to be read by a couple of retards. He is the guy whose dad was on, like, the Power Lifters for Christ. Those dudes that, like, rip phone books in half for Jesus, you know what I'm talking about? We read two of his submissions, and then we had to take a break because we experienced Saratnak overload. And. And just in typical Thomas fashion, he sent us another. What is it? 11 pages? 9 pages. 9. 11. So we're going to get into it this time and we're going to stop putting this Off. We had to give other people a go. But now it's time for Thomas. You want me to start it or do you want to start it?

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead and. Yeah, start it up. Start up. I'm excited. He's been nudging us for a while. And I also wonder.

[David Lee Corbo]

And this is not pre recorded, you asshole. Why would you. Ryan.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, no, no, we're here, unfortunately. But you know who's not here?

[David Lee Corbo]

Thomas.

[Top Lobster]

No, who's here?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God. Where is she? Dude, again? No call, no show. I gave her a write up yesterday. Nancy is in. In hot water. I. I don't know what to do. It's like you really pull for somebody, you know, you as far as, like, you know, climbing the. The ladder.

[Top Lobster]

The corporate ladder. Yeah, I think a slap. A slap would do it, but no, perhaps next time a closed fist.

[David Lee Corbo]

We got to close the fist. We got to close the fist. We got to strike her straight in the forehand. I have to get a stepladder to do it, but I'll strike her straight in the forehead. I'm not. I'm not above doing that. And it's all just because I want. I want what's good for her, you.

[Top Lobster]

Know, I will say, when we were at. We were at Brogrove, and I was like. I think I was at the merch stand, and I'm talking to Donut and helping out, and I see some tall bitch walk in with a Timeline Cleanse shirt. And I immediately recognized. I'm like, look at this shit. Like, because I only sold, like, three of those.

[David Lee Corbo]

Unbelievable. Guys, why aren't you buying more Timeline Cleanse merch? Do you guys not love me? This is insane. Yeah, and I think Nancy bought all three of them.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, no, she brought. I think she brought most of them. Yeah. Guys, go to fucking top lobster.com, the Nephilim desk. We have to make your own Timeline Cleanse page.

[David Lee Corbo]

But, yeah, we got to do.

[Top Lobster]

You got some Raven stuff, guys, the new shirts will be up fairly soon. Fear not. Sold out like crazy. But, yes, we will. We'll be doing things eventually. Soon. We're getting back to work. But yeah, I see this tall bitch.

[David Lee Corbo]

Walking like, wait, this tall bitch.

[Top Lobster]

There she goes. She walked in like a skinwalker. She's, like, real tall. She had to duck under the door and, like, walked in.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was like, what is that?

[Top Lobster]

And then she introduced herself as. She goes, like. But in strange. In ancient Babylonian. She's like. And I was like, oh, my God.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was like, the language hasn't been spoken in thousands of years. I don't understand what the said.

[Top Lobster]

Like, spiders came out of her eyes and shit. I was like, nancy, yeah, Blood, actually.

[David Lee Corbo]

That came out of her eyes. We got to do this shout out to Elohim, I want an NDS Hawaiian shirt. We have to do that. We've been talking about it since the show's inception, and we will do that. But Nancy, she did a fast one on me where she just walked up to me and stood in front of me and. And, you know, I recognized the timeline cleanse shirt, so I was like, oh, this is incredible. Who's this? It's like.

[Top Lobster]

It's weird because you see the timeline cleanse shirt, like, eye level, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

It was eye level.

[Top Lobster]

And then he was like, way up. And you're like.

[David Lee Corbo]

When I hugged her, it was. It was like almost like a motherly embrace. Like a child embraces their mother.

[Top Lobster]

She picked you up, she cradled you.

[David Lee Corbo]

But she. She didn't even say, hi, I'm Nancy. She just stood in front of me and said, hello. And I said, well, hello.

[Top Lobster]

She's like.

[David Lee Corbo]

Said, I demand the blood of an innocence. And. And I, I, you know, I. I shook her hand or whatever. And then finally, after making me bask in the awkwardness of that interaction, she said, I'm Nancy. And then that changed the whole thing. Honestly, I almost got emotional. She goes, I can't believe it's Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

She goes, hey, Top, what's your blood type?

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm like, that's exactly. She went A positive. Like, whoa. What the fuck? How did you do that?

[Top Lobster]

We like Nancy. We just wish she'd show up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Really. It'd be nice if she ever showed up for work. Really great co worker. But she's just never here. You ever work at a place where, like, your favorite coworker is always slacking and never shows up? That's very much what it's like. What the fuck was the point of this rant? We were going to say something.

[Top Lobster]

We're trying to fill time. We're like, do we have to really read Tom's story? And I guess we do.

[David Lee Corbo]

I feel like there was something we were going to say. I don't remember what the hell it was. It doesn't matter anymore. I'm sure it wasn't important. Let's get on to Thomas's story. You want me to start it off or do you want to start it off?

[Top Lobster]

I'll start it. Fine. I see. Because I. I realize that you don't want to read, so that's not what it.

[David Lee Corbo]

I Have something in my throat. They keep having to clear my throat.

[Top Lobster]

She's still in Florida.

[David Lee Corbo]

Still in Florida.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, God. Oh, God. She's watching us. All right. Hey, guys, and Nancy. It's Tom from NDS Chronicles episode 11, Power Team. Yeah, we. We know. We did two of those. Episode 11 and 11. 11A and 11B.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

All right. I know you guys have been busy kicking ass, busting out content, but you never did finish reading what I sent.

[David Lee Corbo]

You, you pieces of shit.

[Top Lobster]

Sounds like a threat. There's some really cool stuff you niggas never got to read. Wow, so we're just saying that kind of language right off the bat, huh?

[David Lee Corbo]

Tom, this is a family show.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we were talking about, like, dialing it back, and you just snuck that in on me. But that's fine.

[David Lee Corbo]

We have to read what they say.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we must. It's a contractual obligation. So I'm sending the story right where you left off, only updating it this time around a little to help remind you of what went down so far. Hoping you give me an outrageous part three. Well, me too. I like how you. He's. He's upgraded the story for us, so he's just making up new parts.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like that. He's like, they didn't like the first one. I got to make some shit up and inject it into the. Yeah, I mean, I appreciate that.

[Top Lobster]

I think that's what Kate did yesterday. She was like. She got our. Like, she's like, I know what they like. They like this shit. And then she just started writing crazy shit, and we're like. We like.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like that. I like that. Kate is such a fan that she would make up an entire life story about being in that Utah disciplinary camp, barking like a dog on all fours until she sobbed. Well, she said she didn't, but she watched girls do it. Alleged story. I forgot that Phil came in and stripped his skin off, and he was actually a Wendigo, and it was a horrifying experience. Yeah, I get it.

[Top Lobster]

That was the least surprising part of the story, actually.

[David Lee Corbo]

I always knew he was a Wendigo.

[Top Lobster]

Here we go. So, yeah, if you guys missed it, that one's called Kate's Story.

[David Lee Corbo]

Or case that what we named it.

[Top Lobster]

That's what I named it. It's just Kate stories.

[David Lee Corbo]

Kate stories. You guys find it easy. All right.

[Top Lobster]

All right. You should write a book. Kate story. It's actually kind of. Right? Spooky. All right, here we go. After that experience of losing my legendary strong showman for Christ father from the Brain Aneurysm. I struggled for many years. I forgot that that's where we're at. It's been so long.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Wow. I forgot that his dad died and we were like, we're not gonna read it anymore.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. We're like, he's. It's over. We're done.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God. Everybody, can we just address my chair? I didn't spend $3,000 on this chair. I found it in the trash yesterday. I was driving. I was driving back from dropping my mother in law off at the airport and. And I. I passed the dumpsters and I said, well, would you look at that? Supple leather broken in already a lived in feel. It does a little pivot back and forth. It's better than the previous chair that I had. And so I. I tossed it in my trunk and I drove the, you know, several hundred feet back to my apartment. And so, yeah, now I'm living large. Moving on up in a. In a dumpster chair. Not the first time I've taken something from a dumpster. And it certainly won't be the last.

[Top Lobster]

I like the. I still have to make the dump. What is it? Dunkin dumpsters. Don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, Duncan dumpsters or dumpster donut? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dunkin Dumpsters would be a banger of a shirt.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Did you check to see if that thing is haunted or not? The chair before?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I thought about that, but it. But it seems like the only thing I found in it was a pretzel. So I'm like, somebody probably had. Somebody probably had a good time in this thing. I don't know. You know what I mean? It just seems like it. It had a good home. It's got a good vibe to it.

[Top Lobster]

What do you mean? A pretzel in it?

[David Lee Corbo]

Like a pretzel? Like a pretzel stick? Because, you know, I. When I took it in, when I took it in to my home, I had to vacuum it really good and then I had to wipe it down with Lysol wipes. And the only thing that I found in it was a. A pretzel. Pretzel stick. Good God, look at this. Rebel for truth. Just numerology is king. I get it. I get it.

[Top Lobster]

Calm down.

[David Lee Corbo]

Isn't it like to be a king? Don't you have to be like, at least sentient? Study.

[Top Lobster]

We got one sentence in to Tom's story, and this is derailed yesterday.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Thomas's promise.

[David Lee Corbo]

Numerology showed me where to find this chair, by the way. That's how I used Numerology and astrology. And it said, fucking go to the dumpster, faggot. Go get a chair. And that's where I got.

[Top Lobster]

All right, wait. At first he said, get Gary the numbers guy to go to your podcast or an event. You're out of your mind.

[David Lee Corbo]

Why would I do that? He's fat. He smells like he's a bad guy. Rebel. Literally the other day, he's like, he's a black magician. I'm a white magician. And I don't know if that means rebels, white or black, like, ethnically, but, you know. Yeah, I don't want black magicians at my. That's, that's not cool.

[Top Lobster]

No, not good. Not good. All right, back to Tom Thomas's promises. Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Thomas's promises. We've made a. We've made a bunch of his dad. His dad died.

[Top Lobster]

This sucks. As the New Zealander prophet said, because I became isolated from the body of Christ, the church, which is commanded by God, do not forsake the fellowship of the brethren, and just as iron sharpens iron, so does one man sharpen another. I was not reading the Bible, unfortunately, that that discipline had not yet been instilled in me, nor would it be for another three years. Years where I backslid into an even worse Christian than I had been before. Extreme loneliness and chasing the wrong woman will do that. I know many men. I know many men. Know what I'm talking about. These hoes ain't loyal and they like cocaine. Damn, you're a wild boy, Tom.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God. Not good. Yeah. Women who like cocaine. That's a huge red flag.

[Top Lobster]

Yes. Yeah, you probably attract a lot of, attracted a lot of women that like cocaine.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, sure. I, I, I definitely did attract quite a few. It's always white women, too. I never really knew any Spanish women that, that were super into cocaine, but I knew a lot of white girls that were crazy about cocaine. And all of them, you know, several abortions, deep multicolored hair, and now, now, years later, decades later, very fat. Go figure. Maybe get back on the cocaine, bitch. Who knew?

[Top Lobster]

He said I was still quite young, pretty retarded virgin until I was married, an extremely inexperienced outside of anything besides being a scumbag wannabe outlaw, moonshiner, hillbilly who grew marijuana, who was fairly good with a gun, who loved to get high and talk to people about the mysteries of God, which he revealed to me like a total jackass too retarded to stop now he's just plagiarizing.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's it. Yeah, yeah. That's Gonna cost you $7.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, actually, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Or $8. Right. Numerology. Rebel for truth. Right? It's $8. That's what we want to charge him. Go on.

[Top Lobster]

That's a chart. Yeah, that's the sign for money.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

I had fallen into many new age type of beliefs in addition to my Christian faith for my lack of proper guidance and lack of knowledge. Never denying Christ, but being far too open minded to non Christian beliefs. Mixing with the scripture once again, my people perish for lack of knowledge. I did not quit smoking weed despite God warning me that it brings confusion. Little did I know I had cursed my life by engaging with various occult things in the next few months after my father died. Including most prominently astrology. Gay. Yes. But hey, I didn't know any better. And I thought I could sanctify it by refusing to acknowledge the demon gods behind it and recognizing that God created the stars to speak to us. So this is kind of like what Rebel continues to talk about. He's like, hey, come in and please engage in numerology. And we're like, no, we acknowledge that it works, but I really don't want to do it. Yeah, like actually, yeah. So since Rebels here, Owen did a stream the day before he performed and he sent it to me, goes, look at this. This stream was 4 hours, 44 minutes and 44 seconds long. Completely random that it would end on. Especially the way you end the stream. You press it and it takes a couple seconds to end. So it's not like you can end it exactly. You know what I mean?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And delay, there's a delay. It ends when it kind of wants to. So it's like he really ended it at 42 seconds or something like that. And it just happened to be perfect. And I was like, ah, there's that number. That's the number of order, you know, it's like in my idea. So I. I'm aware what of what it is, but I'm not seeking to do it. I just see like when it's presented, I'm like, oh, there it is, you know. I was like, yep.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then, yeah. So he says like numerology is the energy of the day. That's a much more fate. That's a much fairer statement. Rebel than Numerology is king. Because king is like, it's not even a sentient thing. It's an observation about the realm that we inhabit. That, that numbers have quite a bit of impact over like personality traits, which I'm, you know, reasonable and also you know, should you work on this day? Should you study on this day? Should you rest on that day? You know, There you go.

[Top Lobster]

I think they're good. They just dinged us for. They dinged me for. I guess that's my Jerry Marzinski.

[David Lee Corbo]

Everybody.

[Top Lobster]

Drink.

[David Lee Corbo]

There you go.

[Top Lobster]

But that's not fair. That's not fair. We just did a fucking big event and. Yeah, it's still relevant.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Damn it. We're still allowed to talk about Sam Tripley and Owen Benjamin. Maybe we talk about, you know, some of them more than we talk about other ones we haven't mentioned. Jake Shields, maybe, like, but three times. Elijah, maybe once. There's twice anyway. But, you know, I don't. What I found is that these things, like. Did we set out to do. No. Our event on the summer solstice? No, no.

[Top Lobster]

I set out to do it on Juneteenth and I failed.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right. We were trying to do it earlier, and we had to push it back for, like, a number of reasons. And it ended up falling on June 20th and 21st, which it was supposed to be.

[Top Lobster]

Supposed to be the week before, but Sam was busy for.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

So we, like, switched it around. We were actually doing it the week before because Toad's gay ass wanted to do Pork.

[David Lee Corbo]

Pork Fest. Yeah. Which is like.

[Top Lobster]

So we had switched it to accommodate Toad, but then Sam couldn't make it, and we were like, toad, you and Pork Fest. And. And then obviously everything played out. How it played out. But, yeah, the plan was never to even do it on this weekend. And it just.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. So the way I see it is, like, I spent a long time studying these things, and then once I submitted to God, then. Oh, we didn't sacrifice Toad for God. What was the opposite. Right. We set out so. So the elite sacrifice on those days, but we set out and did something beautiful on those days. And that. That's. That's different. And we never even set out to do it. But, yeah, it's just interesting because I. I find that the numbers all line up very often, but I don't try to make them line up. And I think that that is. And then there's the elite, who are desperately trying to orchestrate everything on this day and that day at this time and all this shit. And that's because they're fucking afraid and they need to control everything. And I don't want to be like that. That's gay. All right, let's. Let's continue.

[Top Lobster]

But it is funny how it does line up when you're not even Trying. So he goes, I didn't know any better. I thought I could sanctify it. No, you can't. And recognizing that God created the stars to speak to us, there's probably truth to that, but it's been way too corrupted by a millennia of pagan rape and demonic perversion. I'm retarded. I think he's right.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I mean, it's like the Maseroth, right, where. Where Ed Mabry highlights that, like, the story, God's story, is already written in the stars, you know? So I go, oh, that's fucking fascinating.

[Top Lobster]

I was talking with my co worker yesterday about, like, we were talking for four hours and he's like, he's an atheist. But like, he kind of.

[David Lee Corbo]

He.

[Top Lobster]

He's like, having to reconcile that there's something there. But we were talking about all the ancient mythologies. It's not that he's an atheist, but he's like a. I like him because he's like, super headstrong. He's got a problem with authority, and that goes all the way up to God. And I was. I was basically explaining to him, like, I was like, listen, man, I'm the same way, but it's been a lot easier. Like, like, obviously, like, I'm. I'm bringing myself through a lot of stuff. Like, I'm using my brain to do a lot of things, but I'm like, there's some points where you just gotta, like, submit.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You know, I guess. Yeah. J.R. said agnostic. Maybe.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm not sure I would consider myself if. If agnostic means. I don't know. I was agnostic for a long time because I was always like. I had my suspicions that there was something going on, and I even had my suspicions that it really did favor the narrative of Jesus Christ, but I just didn't know. And then once I. Once I had some. Some gnosis, which is gay, you know, I think I'm experiencing. We've talked about it, the Doubting Thomas thing, where it's like, God showed me some shit and he's like, now you got to go further, dummy. That's it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but.

[David Lee Corbo]

So I was agnostic until I was at a tipping point. And once I was at the tipping point, I was like, galvanized and now, you know, Christian in the strictest sense of following Christ.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, we were talking about all these. The ancient mythologies and how they kind of like, tell the same story, you know, especially the thing about Jesus where it's like, he's like, oh, well, this is the story of Enki and Enlil and this and that. And I was like, yeah, but it's written in the stars. Like, which was written first because. And, and he's familiar with astrology too. And he was like, oh, wow. Like, you know, it's hard to argue with that. Like this was written before and it's just consistent and constant plagiarisms or recreations, but never accurate of how these things play out. Yeah, so it's like, very interesting.

[David Lee Corbo]

One more thing, I want to address Rebel real quick. So. So when it comes to this guy.

[Top Lobster]

This guy should pay us. Rebel, you should fucking do it. I know, but we, we talk to him all day.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, well, he's got some ideas that I don't think are not interesting. But, but so when I saw like the numerology thing and I saw how much of it explained my own nature and I, I said, oh, okay, yeah, like that I, I can see how those attributes resonate with me. Pretty spot on in a wild way. It was like I'm a 7 day and a 33 life path or some. But then beyond that, I'm not using it to, to try to plan my life and instead I'm using faith in God to, to plan my life or at really just asking God to keep me in alignment with his will. And my life is blowing up. It's blowing up in this huge way. So I'm not using numerology, I'm just asking God to, to, you know, put me in alignment with his will, with his plan. I want to do what he wants for me and my life is blowing up. So it's like what? You know what? Like, I don't need any intellect. I don't need to look at the numbers. I don't got to plan the days. I don't got to plan on the solstices and look at astrology and combine it with numerology. I just ask God to keep me in his will, in alignment with his plan. That's what I want. And my life is exploding in ways that I could have never even planned for myself.

[Top Lobster]

So it's a lot easier.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a lot easier. Dude, it's so much easier.

[Top Lobster]

This guy's doing math. What a faggot.

[David Lee Corbo]

I can't even do math. That's what you don't understand, Rebel, is I can't do fucking math, baby boy. I'm retarded.

[Top Lobster]

Guys, watch Timeline, cleanse if you want to see David do math.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh my God, no. Please stop making me do math on time.

[Top Lobster]

So please keep Making him do math. All right, so there's probably truth to that, but it's been corrupted by rape and perversion. I'm retarded. I was in a bad place after my father died and I started chasing women who were no good for me. Led me right back into a life of sin, worse than before. Just as the Bible warns in Matthew 12, 43, 45, and Luke 14, 24, 26. I quit smoking at the time, starting a few months before my father passed. When I first met God and I knew I was saved, I had weeks long conversations with the Holy Spirit while I worked a security job guarding a gate at the Orange County Fairgrounds on the graveyard shift with nothing to do except read their book. And my Christian sister Sharon, the good child, gave me. It's called the Holy Spirit. An Introduction by John Bevere. And that's highlighted. Let's see if Nancy did any. No, no, no.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nancy. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

[Top Lobster]

There's footnotes. Bevere's interactive study reveals the personality of the Spirit, his language, three levels of relationship with him, and more. Includes daily devotional, daily devotions and discussion questions. Thank you, Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think Nancy. Nancy did that. Was that Nancy?

[Top Lobster]

Maybe.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that might have been Tom.

[Top Lobster]

It's possible. Nancy doesn't do shit. All right. When God was speaking to me clearly for the first time in my Christian life, one of the things I. We went over was God challenged me about identity, about image, about who I was.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nancy. Thank you, Nancy. That was wonderful.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you. Good for you, Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Get back to work. Yeah, stop in the chat. You're supposed to be working.

[Top Lobster]

God challenged him about obedience. This was my sole meeting with God. As I practiced John Bevere's book, books, teachings, God started to open my eyes, my heart and my mind. I smoke American Spirit cigarettes as I communed with God. And he taught me a great many things. That he loved me, wanted to be my friend, but to be with Him, I must die to myself. That sin was. That sin was like my mother's inability to stand the smell of my cigarette smoke. She loved me, wanted to hang out with me, but she couldn't handle the smell. She was very sensitive. And she'd start hanging out with me, then leave. Not because she hated me, but because she simply couldn't reside in the presence of the smell of smoke. So God showed me that this was how he treated sin. He showed me that the more I feed the relationship with him, in meditation, in prayer, in deliberate calling upon him and giving him the due respect he deserves to make the effort known to him. That he would always speak to me and I'd become more sensitive and transformed in his presence. And I felt it. Oh, my gosh. I felt it. I had my eyes open. I felt a true joy or the first time. For the first time in my life, I thought I was incapable of feeling the way I did the happy. I'm still chasing that. No one's fault but mine. Oh, boy. So here we go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hold on, Wait, wait. Can you keep it up? I have to go make a big piss.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my goodness. We just made it.

[David Lee Corbo]

When I come back.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on, wait a. Let's. Let's play. Let's play a.

[David Lee Corbo]

Do we have a clip or anything from Bro Grove?

[Top Lobster]

Do we.

[David Lee Corbo]

See?

[Top Lobster]

We'll play the end of this. What is it? I don't know, like right here where he's playing this song. Let me see.

[David Lee Corbo]

I know he played another ukulele number on by Iran, which I thought was clever.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, yeah, we'll play this right here.

[David Lee Corbo]

I gotta piss hard, guys. I'm very sorry. I got a small bladder and I got no food in me, so all the coffee is just going through me.

[Top Lobster]

This guy's the worst. All right, don't worry about it. We'll figure it out. All right, guys, we're gonna have to play a song for you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, is this Baby Boomerville?

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no, it's that. It's a different one.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

All right, guys, see you in a minute.

[David Lee Corbo]

He looks insane.

[Top Lobster]

He is insane.

[David Lee Corbo]

Bye.

[Nancy]

Thank you. Dude, how about this little piano? I feel like this far going. I'm working on this other song. It's because I'm obsessed with.

[David Lee Corbo]

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[Nancy]

I'M like, where is it? It's oh, yeah, here are the rules. Because I was thinking about this mayor, you know, David the Grabber, and I'm like, how can I make them happy? Because here's the irony of me. I like making people happy. When I see people laugh or feel good, I'm like, yes. And then I see this guy so upset I was going to do a show at his theater when they're probably going to do a sodomy performance or something, and I'm like, so what do you want from me? Like, what words did I say wrong and why? And so I really started compiling. This is called the Rules from the Jews. Here we go. I'm gonna be like, totally riffing this. If anybody wants me to set it to a parody, just let me know. You can say stick if you say span. You can say slopes if you are skiing, but not about a guy from Japan. You can say chink if you're talking about armor, but not the little guys eating the dogs. If there's a Chinese knight. You can't say there's a chink in the armor. Oh, I see what you did. All right. You can't say unless you're owned by Columbia Records and you're talking about killing and.

[David Lee Corbo]

And murdering you.

[Nancy]

You can say if you say V, like what you eat, what you with chips?

[David Lee Corbo]

Niggered.

[Nancy]

We means cheap. And the Jews find that offensive no matter the context, which is insane. You can't do any black stereotypes about bike locks, but you can about big monkey. Cuz the Jews will feel sad, they'll feel bad, they'll feel pain like when they see a bar of soap or a train. And we have to protect our Jews and how they feel. Does anyone have a pejorative you want me to hit right now? I think I covered a lot. So it's like you can say gook and chink if we're bombing in Vietnam, but right after you can't, you can say zipperhead or nip, which means Nippon, which is actually the name of Japan. It's not Japan. Jap abbreviates Japan, which we fucking made up. No one says Japan. It's called Nippon. So when you say nip, it's just abbreviating the word. Germany is Deutschland. We just made that up. But don't say nigger. You can say necrophilia, which means a dead body, but that's not the N word. No, no, the N word is a derivative of the Latin word, which just means black negra. But you're not allowed to learn Latin because then you'll know the tricks and schemes. You can put them in a ghetto and give them 50 years for having weed in their pocket. As long as you say, welcome to Attica, African American. These are the rules for the Jews. It's just pure chaos. You can dom a kid in Gaza, but you can't say nigger in fucking Lee's.

[David Lee Corbo]

Leesberg.

[Nancy]

Thank you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wow, man.

[Top Lobster]

Incredible. That was so good.

[David Lee Corbo]

That was so good.

[Top Lobster]

I was in Gaza, but you can't say in Leesburg.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is incredible. Incredible. Honestly, I forgot that he. He did that one and that was really good. These are the rules for the Jews.

[Top Lobster]

That one, I think he just fucking off the top. That was fun. All right, let's back to the story.

[David Lee Corbo]

Back to the story. Back to Thomas. The promises that we made to Thomas's. Let's go.

[Top Lobster]

I like the musical interludes that we do. This like comedy music. I love fun. Toad needs to do more. He needs to do more for us.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, guys, by the way, we're gonna be at in New York City, something like New York city in September, September 5th and 6th, I believe it is. Frank of quite frankly is throwing an event. We've been graciously invited and I suppose we'll be performing in some capacity. I don't know what that's going to look like, but if you're in New York or in that tri state area and you didn't get to see us, Bohemian Grove, you can come see us there. Details will be released, I guess as we get them, but we'll, we'll be doing that. We'll be.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, early September, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

September, yeah, beginning of September, 5th and 6th. So if you guys want to come out. Frank is a killer. Love the show, quite frankly. It's one of my favorite shows to be on. He's one of my favorite people. And so I know whatever he's doing is going to be real good. And I, I think he said this and he's a little inspired by a couple of retards. He goes, you know what? You're right. It's time to make culture. And the way you make culture is by doing stuff in real life. And so that's, that's the, the, the heart of this. So guys, come and see us, come support us. And it'll be nice to have some of the dangerous retards there follow Frank and you'll see his announcements as you go forward.

[Top Lobster]

And while you bring me a fucking gift because my birthday's right around then and no, I won't tell you my birthday. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

More Pokemon cards, guys?

[Top Lobster]

I didn't get one fucking gift. It's crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'll give you a couple Pokemon cards.

[Top Lobster]

I don't want your cards.

[David Lee Corbo]

You got to ask the people. You got to tell them I said, bring me shit.

[Top Lobster]

One day I deeply regret. That's actually just. I'm just gonna say that that's it.

[David Lee Corbo]

One day I deeply regret.

[Top Lobster]

One vision the Lord showed me while I was at. While I was in that OC Fair parking lot. He brought me to a door I knew I'd have to leave all sin, all my desires, all my wants behind to go through. That's actually an interesting thing I was talking about with my friend yesterday. His name's Willy. He's talking about Buddha and what a.

[David Lee Corbo]

What a Buddha was, huh? No, I'm sure he was a nice guy, buddy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, he was probably. He was super faggot. But it's interesting. He was. He was meditating for a long time on what is the. What, like drives humans. And he determined that it was desire.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And. And he's right. It's like, whatever people want, you're gonna get it. You're gonna get what you want because you're going to continue to try to get it, and it might not be what you really need. So it's. It's funny that you say that. He's saying that he told him to, like, leave his desire at the door.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a tricky one. We have feeding your flesh all day in. In Baby Boomerville. Right?

[Top Lobster]

Eating your flesh.

[David Lee Corbo]

Desires of the flesh.

[Top Lobster]

Boomerville.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's what it is. We're here to. To conquer the desires of the flesh. That's why I tell you, like, my. Consistently, I got to talk to God and give him a big shout out for.

[Top Lobster]

For talk to God.

[David Lee Corbo]

I got to do. I do. I. I haven't really done that in an intimate way since Bohemian Grove. I was stressed out, and then afterwards it went so well. It's like, I gotta clearly gotta thank. Gotta thank the father. But I. All my. All my prayers are just consistently like, please, whatever your plan is for me, let's do that. Because that can't be bad for me. Right? You know, that's not. I just desire whatever that is. I've tried a lot of doing what I want to do. Doesn't really work out that well. Honestly, it wasn't until I started really pursuing a relationship with God that things started to work out. And so whatever. Whatever he wants me to do, whatever his plan is, that's what I want.

[Top Lobster]

Well, that's what. That's what we were talking about. So the idea of desire, it's what you want, it's what you're aim. You're aiming yourself towards. So if it's money, woman, people, things, you're going to aim towards that. And when you don't get it, you're going to try to force yourself to get it. Shout out Jesus.

[David Lee Corbo]

Shout out Jesus.

[Top Lobster]

But if you aim, if you orient yourself towards God, whatever that means, and that's a. That's the question that you've got to figure out what that means. I think I've sort of figured it out. But it's something that you constantly have to adjust and like, recalibrate.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yep.

[Top Lobster]

Then things seem to turn out just fine. Just fine. So go ahead and do that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right.

[Top Lobster]

Let's keep reading Tom's Thomas's promises. So he goes, I didn't feel ready. Instead, I sat on the curb outside this door and tried to preach to people outside the door to come walk through it with me. I deeply regret not walking through that door. Count the cost, I guess is written at the time. It's something I plan to revisit soon with my communion with the Lord, now that it's returning to my memory. Back to it. God taught me many things. Not only making basic biblical teachings and knowledge make sense, but obvious sense. I couldn't believe how blind I was to how to what I now perceive as such powerful simplicity. Me too.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yep, yep, yep.

[Top Lobster]

It's something that I again, so I was trying to explain to him yesterday where it's like your own senses and knowledge can only bring you so far.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And to be honest, it's quite tiring to beat your head against that wall. And this. This is the kind of. This dude that I was talking to is the kind of dude that kind of mentored me through as. As we're working in a hellscape with a bunch of people that just don't fucking get it. The world's crumbling around them and they're like talking about what was on, you know, the CW last night. Did you catch Smallville this kind of. Yeah, yeah. And we're like, oh, boy. Like, that's fine sometimes, but every day it's like when you. That's just the monotony of their life that they can't escape.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let me tell you, if you're watching CW shows on the regular, you gotta. You gotta do some soul searching.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dog.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what, though? On the. On the topic of, you know, leaning not on Your own understanding when you do make that mistake, as I have made that mistake for many, many years. And then, yeah, once you come around to it, you realize, like, God's words are so powerful in their simplicity and so accurate. But what I do have now is. Is kind of a deeper understanding where I can at least express that to other people. So that's kind of cool. Like I, you know, talking about the whole thing where I. I learned at a very young age that happiness is a decision and all that stuff. We talked about it yesterday, and so is choosing to not be afraid and choosing faith instead. That's also a decision. And when I was younger, it was because panicking and fear does not make any situation better. So I had that as the root understanding. But now, as I've gotten older and I've come to a new place, I realize it's much more dynamic than that. And it's. That really the root of trying to understand all these things is kind of fear and that to let go. I, you know, I always go back to that. That dream I had, right? I had that dream. I had a dream where I was on that pipe in the sky, and I. And I, And I talk. I turned around to whoever was behind me on the pipe. I said, we got to make a pact that we never forget where we came from. I fell off the pipe in the sky, and then I fell into a big hole in the ground. And in the big hole in the ground was this massive tree that, like, I. To me, it was like the Tree of Life. I don't even know if there's actual biblical precedent for anything called the Tree of Life. Not really sure. Haven't learned enough yet, but it was submission. Like, I. I just let go. I had this pipe that I was trying to walk on, and it was very narrow, and the person behind me was freaked out. They were hugging the pipe, just trying to stay on it. And I was a little bit more lackadaisical about it. But either way, what ends up happening is submission. I give in and I allow myself to fall off this thing, and then I end up in a place that is, you know, far beyond what I was ever going to achieve on the pipe. So. So there's something there. Submission is, like, so counterintuitive. But it's what we're called to do over and over again. To submit. Will.

[Top Lobster]

It's what I was telling him yesterday. And it's hard. It's hard. It's. I. I don't even. I don't think this guy will do It, I don't even know if I could have convinced him. I was at one point. I'm not even trying to convince him, I'm just telling him about me because this dude is like, you know, he's like one of these guys that was in the army in Nicaragua doing wild before he's older dude before he worked for the mta. So he's very much like, what can I do for myself? You know, And I get that when you're, you're, you know, most of your life is life and death.

[David Lee Corbo]

So there's a terminology for that. I forget what it is, but we are. When it's like, what does this do for me? It's not like self centered. There's like an actual terminology. I forget what it is. But yeah, I mean, I get it. And that's, that's a thing that a lot of people come out of the other end of, of a rough life thinking, right, like, what can this do for me? You know?

[Top Lobster]

Well, you have to. You're surviving in the jungles of Nicaragua. It was like, you know, I mean, I don't know. I don't know how far praying will take you because I don't think you're supposed to be there.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right, right, right.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dude, you shouldn't be there. You belong to no nation, no state. If you die, like the US is like, you know, that kind of, that's the kind of stuff that this guy was doing. So that mentality stays with you. But whatever, whatever, we'll see. I planted a seed. Let's keep reading.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's all you can do.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, so. And God showed me that it was only possible to understand these truths through the Holy Spirit. God taught me so much about identity, who I was, who he called me to be. You must die to yourself, to who you think you are, so God can transform you. Stop trying to be your own God. He challenged me about the things that I had said and believed about myself. That I tied my personality to my image, my identity as a rebel, as a cowboy. Cowboys smoke. Smoking was a big part of my identity. So God challenged me. Would you give up the cigarettes for me? Yes, Lord. Well then prove it. Take out that brand new pack and throw it in the trash. I went back and forth with that as I was hearing, those cigarettes are expensive.

[David Lee Corbo]

In this economy, Lord, in this economy? Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It's like I give them away. So is this really you, God? Do you really want me to do this? This cost me 12.99 again. God said, you know the same. And I Said, really, Lord? I said again. And he said the same. My packing my pack in hand over the trash can, like, really, you know, like, just keep on. Are you sure? And he said the same. Take out the brand new pack of cigarettes and throw it in the trash. I drop it in the trash. And immediately another weight was lifted off my shoulder, and I'm filled with overwhelming real joy. I lost all physical desire for or physical craving to smoke immediately. I was so free. Blessed. In fact, from that moment on, it was easy for me to stop doing any substance abuse for anything. I could do drugs for long periods of time and have zero problem stopping, which I proved and demonstrated on many occasions. And I can only attribute that to the power of God. After this experience, I sat down. Would you throw out your cowboy hat? God asked me, yes, Lord, but please don't ask me to do that. My hat means a lot to me. So God laughed. He said, don't worry, I know you would. And besides, I gave that to you in love. I love it. But remember, my son, there's nothing I desire more than your obedience. Nothing pleases me more than obedience. He taught me about woman, which I later ignored. Prayer, meditation. I asked him about marijuana. Was smoking it a sin? Smoking weed is not the sin. The sin is that it clouds you. It makes it harder to hear my voice and easier to be influenced by the voices of others. This is something that you. You talked about.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah. So to me, I. I think that God speaks to me through dreams. And I. I have dreams that aren't necessarily, like, meaningful. Some of them are just kind of like silly noise, it feels like sometimes. But then other ones are like, hey, homie, pay attention. Those dreams stop when I start smoking. And. And I kind of, like, did this thing recently where I was going on that terrible cruise, and I knew that I wasn't gonna be smoking on the cruise, and I knew that I wanted to stop. But, like, to be honest, man, it really, really had me. And so I said, okay, well, I'm just gonna make sure that I have no weed before I leave the cruise. Leave for the cruise. And then I'm gonna have five days of not smoking, and I'll use that as a launching pad to stop. And. And I did that, and it worked. And as soon as I came back from that cruise, I started having all these dreams. And. And, I mean, that's where, you know, it was like, we did how many episodes back to back where it was like this dream, that dream, that dream, and it was all very profound, and it was Also during, you know, thank God, a really important time where I needed those messages because I think without those dreams I could have specifically been lost in anger and resentment and rage and all that other shit. But I was, I was warned pretty profoundly, pretty straightforwardly that sharing in that spirit will end me in the same place that basically the adversary is going to end up, which is the abyss. And that was like very obvious. There was no way around what I had received in that dream. And also the moment where I killed that dog that had been pestering me through this like journey that I was on. In the forest, in the dark, there's this dog illuminated by moonlight, just pestering me, pestering me. And it was all up and it's hind quarters were all bleeding, but it wasn't dead. But I had this opportunity right then and there to turn around and sink a blade in its heart and, and be done with it. And I did that. And then I, I didn't really know what that meant. You know, somebody I was talking to was like, that might mean poverty. And I was like, it didn't really feel like poverty. I think it was weed, dude, because really it's been a real problem in my life since like 16. So I think that that old beat up dog was a habit that I tried to kick a bunch of times. I had had some mild success for periods of time, months at a time or whatever, then I'd always go back. But this time feels different. It feels very, very final. And, and I think that that dream was, you know, right after that, man, everything just started. I started getting like this, you know, I, I would say it's the Holy Spirit, this really profound understanding of things during the tribulations that we just went through. And, and I think that I would not have had such a profound understanding of things. That was not me. Like I said, it was the Holy Spirit. I wouldn't have had that if I was still smoking.

[Top Lobster]

You know, it's funny. Like, so the last brogrove, there's probably some people in the chat at the small joke joint, that one before I went on stage to perform, I don't even remember which performance, I actually went out. I was real nervous. I went out in the back and I, I smoked a little bit and some, one of them, they were like, oh dude, Top is out here smoking. And he was like, how cool is that? Like, he said he's nervous. And I don't, I don't remember who, who it was. And then I went out, I did my thing and I was like, oh, that Was easy. But then I'm like, do I need this to do this? And this time I actually had it on. I had it in my bag. And I was like, I'm not doing that. And I didn't. I was like, oh, it's just fine. It's like, why was I even using this as a crutch? I could do the same shit with or without it. It's just a. My. Like a.

[David Lee Corbo]

A matter of mindset, you know, the exact same thing. I thought, like, what's one drink or two? There was a point where I was gonna ask my wife to bring a beer for me when. When I was on stage for the Jake Shield show. And then I. I decided against it because I was like, I just did the first day, no drinks. And then the second day, like, why do I. Why do I need a drink? What is one beer gonna do?

[Top Lobster]

That's what I did on the Tripoli show. I had like, a little bit of, like a splash of vodka in the. In that little cup. And then the next day I was like, I don't even know. I did that as whatever.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, well, I mean, I think, to be perfectly honest, all it would have done has been to my detriment, because I know I don't ever do this show drinking or smoking or anything. And I've had, like a couple of drinks on some Tower Gang appearances, and when I do TLC Dark Mode, I'll have a single shot of scotch that I'll sip on for the entire episode. And it's really just like, I don't know, I probably don't need that either, but I know that the reason I avoid doing any of that when I do a show is because, yeah, I heard he drank a ton. Is because all I have to offer you guys is made up words. Words. That's it. That's it. That's all I have to offer you guys is words. And so, you know, and words. I make up words. The same nine words that I have other words I make up. I can't risk, you know, compromising the one thing that I have to offer. And. And so, you know, I don't. I don't engage in it at all. And I'm happy that I didn't have a drink at all for those two days. So. Yeah, man, you know, you hear that as a slippery slope for, like, stand up comedians. They'll have like a drink or two on stage. Next thing you know, it's like, they need to do that, right? They need to do that. Then every time they go on stage, they have to have a drink, and.

[Top Lobster]

Then you're fucking Bert Kreischer.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And then you got to ask yourself, like, can I even do it without the drink? Can I even do it without the smoke? Like, yeah, I could do. I can't do it with those things.

[Top Lobster]

Actually, I want to address the chat really quickly again. Thanks a lot, Rebel. Yeah, guys are. Bro, you ain't. NDS doesn't know who you are. We know who Sky SkyScription is. I see him all the time. We. We. We read what he says. But you know what? Just for that, you guys need to. Number one, stop fighting. And then number two, now we're going behind the paywall. Now you haven't.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's it. Now we got to get away from the pores. That's it. It's been an hour. Holy crap. Guys, if you want to keep watching this, you can go over to patreon.com backslash nephilimdesquad, sign up for the $10 tier, because when I. When you're done watching this, you could watch 12 hours. You can binge watch 12 hours like a psychopath of Two Days of Bro Grove. And, you know, $10 is a small price to pay either way. Get out of here, you disgusting pores.

[Top Lobster]

Yes, and. And next time. Next time, behave, okay? Because we almost forgot. Goodbye. Oh, I should have deleted that. All right, I'll delete it off YouTube in a second.

[David Lee Corbo]

Anything crazy? I don't think we said anything crazy.

[Top Lobster]

We showed Owen Benjamin saying gook and nigger and. Oh, yeah, I mean in song. So we kind of have to delete that.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, fine. All right. So where were we? All of a sudden?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, here we go. All of a sudden, everything became a lesson. Everything was happening for reasons. I was looking for God in all things, and he was in all things. I never felt that before. It makes me feel, like, a little bit crazy, because crazy people do this all the time, too, but it's kind of real. So God told me to start writing it all down. I asked why, and he said, because I forget. Correct. I wrote down a lot. In this time, I informed my mother of my newfound faith, and she was elated. I informed my father, who was still alive at the time, and he was proud. I started going to my sister's church, one where I later met that prophet from New Zealand who warned me of my father's death. I also went to my mother's church, and the one that she'd already been taking me to, the one that was giving me the words of knowledge and prophecy. Every single time people approach me with messages from God of encouragement, destiny, warning, and with blessing and of anointing. It didn't matter. The Church, the Holy Spirit. It didn't matter. The Church. The Holy Spirit flows in the same places that are truly His. It's his network. We're connected. And not all churches have the Holy Spirit in my experience and opinion. And some are really dead. Yes, I. I'd agree with that here. I already told the story of what comes next, the tragedy of my father's death. And to get back to the point. So when God rewarded my obedience with the ahoy of the I, with the joy of. I guess the joy of the Lord.

[David Lee Corbo]

Could be the joy of the Lord, but I also like the ahoy.

[Top Lobster]

He's like that's turned into a pirate real quick. It was amazing. Never felt anything like it. And I didn't smoke for a long time. About five months. Only relapsing when I started chasing these bad hoes around after my dad passed from the aneurysm straight being a forest gump looking over the course of the next eight years, I let out all my scumbag outlaw hillbilly charm trying to impress these hoes and then converted them. I had eventually given up on finding a virgin after getting beaten down time and time again and black pilled by what I witnessed out in the cesspool of the dating world. Or so I said to myself. Would rather die than keep being alone, I told myself. Took me right back into the life of sin with drinking, smoking, roll your own cigarettes, smoking weed and I even got into cocaine for a year and a half. Did David sell it to you?

[David Lee Corbo]

Maybe. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[Top Lobster]

I'm sorry. I had to make a living. Something I swore I would never do. I was more lost than ever before. Started working H Vac construction and making moonshine to sell around the suburbs of O.C. in the backs of dive bars and in my deliveries. My best client was this dude and his girlfriend who were older white trash as hell. My moonshine would cause so many drunken brawls between the two. I stopped selling to them anyway. Went to this party at their house once and this ham fisted giant giantess who used to bare knuckle box men and win who was an ex stripper. Damn. Was the girlfriend of this guy my best clients and she read tarot cards to me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wait a second. That's a crazy thing.

[Top Lobster]

It's a crazy sentence.

[David Lee Corbo]

Fisted giantess who used to bare knuckle Box men and win who was an ex stripper.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's really death by snooze. New right?

[David Lee Corbo]

Exactly.

[Top Lobster]

Jesus. So again, I cursed my life with the occult. So she's reading tarot cards to him. Not a good idea, Jonathan.

[David Lee Corbo]

But he really didn't have. Or Thomas. We really didn't have a. A way out. I mean, she would have beat his ass.

[Top Lobster]

Oh no, I said Jonathan, like the guy who tried to read his tarot cards.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. I also had a. A gay dude read me tarot cards. You guys know how that went? Yeah. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

All right, so another time, my homies Tinder date was this fat bitch from Humble who came all the way down to OC we hit it off a bit. Having come from the same area, she asked me if she could read my palm. I cursed myself with the occult a third time and let her. Finally I had enough. Felt like a total loser. Couldn't have fun without cocaine anymore. Which I recognized was a serious problem and one where if I kept living like this, I. I knew if I kept living like this, I'd die. I knew God had this mighty calling for me. And here I was being this total loser. I needed to return to God. Retarded, as you would say.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's. Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I'll read the rest of this page and then you. You pick it up. So I was suffering from horrific nightmares again, which had temporarily ceased when I was in constant communication with the Holy Spirit prior and sometime after my dad passed. Every night for the last several years I had these really sick, wicked stuff. One day, this realization of self hatred. I go to try and. And mediate and meditate in a Christian way and pray like I. Like I used to in those days where God was constantly speaking to me. You know, return your love, return to your first love, as the scripture says. Kept playing over and over in my head. And I sought to seek God in earnest. I go to my room, turn on some low volume worship music and lay down on my back with my arms stretched out like I'm on the cross while laying on the floor. And I'm trying to focus on Jesus Christ, to worship him, to meditate and commune with him, meditate on who he is as. As I used to. Which in the past always filled my heart with the presence of the Holy Spirit. So much so you could feel an atmospheric shift when the presence of the Lord came that could be perceived by others. And as I lay there, I'm Unable to focus on the image of the Lord, I come under what came to understand sometime after a demonic attack tied to witchcraft, probably from the. Who knows, man, you're letting some fat bitch touch you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, well, she's not. We don't know if she's fat. That was. That was rude.

[Top Lobster]

That was a different fat bitch. Yeah. The ham fisted. What Only read him tarot.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Not great. So whether from what I did dabbling in occult things, or legitimate assignments from demons set against me by actual witches or a combination of the two, I'm sure as I tried to visual visualize Christ and meditation, my mind is filled with a vision. It's a grotesque orgy of faceless, naked bodies engaging in sin. Not good and not greedy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Not great.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Not. Not what I'd like to.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no. Oh, fucking, man. Just the concept of an orgy too. Like, a lot of dudes roll around like, oh, I'd love to be a part of a. Sounds so fucking disgusting.

[Top Lobster]

The smell is probably crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Even. Even if smell is crazy. Even in my. In my much more debaucherous, like, teenage years never was that appealing. You know, I had been presented opportunities occasionally for like, to hook up with more than one chick. And it was. Intimidating isn't even the word. It just was so obtusely wrong that even. Even as a young drug dealing hobo, I wouldn't have engaged in it. I don't know. And I'm glad for it. I'm glad that I don't have that sort of shit looming over my head.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, man. We got to pray for Cole.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, we got to pray for Cole. I mean, did he really? Yeah, I mean, technically he did. Yeah. It's just crazy because he was one step away from. From. To jumping in on that. And then how do you save Cole's soul after that? That's crazy, dude.

[Top Lobster]

I think. Listen, man, I. I love Cole. I. But Cole also blew up. He grew up with this, like, a hard Christian bent as well. I think he would have. He should probably listen to the show or like, he would be an interesting person to talk to because he's one of the people that's kind of like forced into it in a really hard way. And then you see the reaction of.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Of that and it's like, that's not the way we're supposed to do it either, you know?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, no. Well, that's the problem. Yeah. Is like a lot of. A lot of it is about, like. That's why I'm kind of glad the way that I'M I'm raising my son is like, I'm not forcing him to stay away from these things because I recognize, I've seen it in many of my friends growing up. It's like religious, hyper religious kids often rebel the hardest and they go into a direction that looks significantly worse than, you know, even just a person who's not. It's like in Spain, they'll allow their kids to drink wine with dinner for like the taste and like that. And, and what that does is it takes the taboo off of wine. Then it's not a method by which you rebel. So, so eventually the spirit of rebellion comes upon a child and what do they do? They, they rebel against whatever has been seen as like an entrapment and they go towards the things that have been tabooed. So I don't like taboo things with my son. I explained to him I've been talking a lot about how in video games in particular, they will always show you like these demonic entities and like that, right? And I don't go like, not in my house, you little. Instead I go, hey, isn't it interesting that they show you that demons are real and the spiritual realm is correct or does exist, but they're not ever mentioning Christ. That's like a real good trick that they do. I grew up playing Devil May Cry. It was one of my favorite games. You, you are a nephilim, right? I've talked about this. You are the son of a demon and a human woman. By the way, your father the demon is a hero who saved the mortal realm. So they even, they twisted there. It's like, no, a demon saved mankind, right? And you're the offspring of them. You're, you're, you're a Nephilim running around with a big ass sword killing demons by what, your own power, right? Your guns, your swords. And there's no mention, even though there's so much mention of, of. There's even like the Tower of Babel exists in that game. And they, they erect it and then use it to open up a portal to the demonic realm. Yeah, right. That's what they do in that game. No mention of God, no mention of Christ. You know, they'll show you all those elements.

[Top Lobster]

It's like, I guess when you're raising your kid, it's not just Christianity, like, it's not just preachers, kids. We have a great example of it on Twitter. Destiny. You know that, that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What's his bag?

[Top Lobster]

His. His son, I guess his son is like a teenager. I didn't even know he had a teenage son. But his son is a groiper. And he's like, dad, you're a faggot. And he blocked him. He ended up blocking his son on Twitter. And I scrolled through his son's Twitter like it's in the Dangerous Retards chat. I scrolled through his Twitter and I was like, hilarious. Like, some of the stuff's hilarious. Who knows what the kid really believes? And it's probably like a lot of teenage stuff where he's just saying the opposite of his father.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right.

[Top Lobster]

The reason you're saying the opposite of your father is not necessarily because you think he's wrong, but you, you've been there so long and this guy's like such a heretic about his beliefs that you have to explore the other side.

[David Lee Corbo]

You have to.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. So you can't, like, I don't know, whatever we're doing with this show as our kids grow up with it, we can't make this not, not Christianity like the center point. I don't know what the right word is, but you can't. You can't force it on them and you can't welcome the toplopster.com the ultimate middle finger to people who hate you anyway. Do you want to turn their mild annoyance into a full blown meltdown? We're not talking about polite little digs. I'm talking about offensive, off the page comments that scream, you can't censor me. You can't tell me what to say. I'd apologize, but I don't think you'd believe me. And frankly, I just don't care what you think. @toplobster.com we know one thing. Playing nice is overrated. We push all the buttons, we cross all the lines, we dot all the I's, and we live in that sweet spot where your style and your words hit like a sledgehammer on the head of your favorite politician. So why play it safe when you could blow it up entirely? If you're too retarded to stop and you're too real to worry about being liked by everybody, well, you just found your favorite website. Go to toplopsa.com grab a shirt, grab a hoodie, grab a sweater. That'll make your family members scream. Because if they hate you already, you might as well give them something spectacular to complain about. Toplopsa.com Too retarded to stop. I dare you to wear it.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's what I'm trying to do is like, I think my kid is probably Going to end up exploring the things that I also explored. But what I can give him then is these lifelines, like a map, really potent pieces of information that he's going to remember when he sees the patterns. So instead of other parents that are like, don't look at it, don't look at it. I'm like, I know you're going to look at it, but here's a lens through which to look at it. It'll make a lot more sense this way. And you know, so now when you play your. Now he notices those patterns over and over again. He's like, yeah, dude, everything is about demons. Nothing is about Jesus. I'm like, yeah, so they're constantly telling you that this is real, but they're telling you that you can defeat them by your own power. That's number one. That's what we're not called to do. We're called to submit. Right? That's not, we're not doing it by our own power. We're using the name of Jesus Christ to do these things. It's already been done. We already have the way it's been made for us. We just need to, you know, have faith in Jesus. And, and so now he's, he's recognizing those patterns. So I'm not going to stop him from looking. That's impossible. Really. And all it's going to do is make him an ill equipped adult. When he finally breaks away, he's no longer under your roof. Now he's looking at Aleister Crowley and wondering why he's writing poetry about sniffing a hooker's farts. You know, so you got to fucking, you got to give them the tools instead of. It's the exact same thing I've been talking about. Instead of protecting your piece by putting up a wall, you need to get good at filtering this shit so that you understand it. And now all I'm trying to do is give my son a good filter. And I think that that's going to go a lot further than don't look at it. Don't look at it. Because the world's going to get in.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. But also as the world gets more intense, like, I don't know, I might want to be like, you don't fucking look at that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, some stuff, yeah. I mean, there's a lot of stuff where I Dr. The line where I'm like, no, you're not looking at that. You're not looking at that. But I mean, as far as these concepts, like in video games that are made for kids, I'M showing them those things and I'm going like, yeah, look at that. Or like cartoons that are made for kids, you know? But I'm still like, old school dad. Like, I don't. I don't. Even though he hears me swear, I don't like when he hears shows swearing. Like, he's got to go to his room. This is a show for adults or whatever. You've gotta, you know, we turn the volume down, all that kind of stuff. I don't like him. I definitely don't let him see any nudity or any crazy like that. But they just slip these elements into their, their video games and into their shows. And I have to help them. I have to arm them to navigate that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. All right, let me. Let me finish reading this part because we don't have that much time.

[David Lee Corbo]

I know. We. And we only got to four of nine. We got to plow through this.

[Top Lobster]

It's crazy. It's crazy. We made Thomas a promise.

[David Lee Corbo]

Promise. All right, Thomas, let's go.

[Top Lobster]

I quickly am disgusted with myself for having that vision. Uncontrollably popping my mind as I try to focus on Christ. I try to focus on Christ. And this new vision comes as as if, like, I'm. I'm changing channels on a TV to this parade of demonic goblin like creatures, almost like little orcs you'd see in the Lord of the Rings or something. They were hideous. They're parading down a street, partying, being obnoxious and loud and rowdy, flipping everything and giving everyone the middle fingers. It's kind of funny, drinking and vomiting all over as they continued with their rebellious march. And I thought, what was that?

[David Lee Corbo]

I said, it's just a pride parade.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's just a pride. Was it June? Was it June? Were you aware that there's a terror attack in Boulder, Colorado?

[David Lee Corbo]

You know that?

[Top Lobster]

I thought it was really weird, considering I was trying to focus on Jesus. Like, yeah, that is strange. And I try once again to focus on the Lord. And it flips to another vision. This one starts off in total darkness. I can see nothing. And then out of the darkness, I saw it shimmer like black water. And out of this darkness came a giant serpentine dragon. Terrifying and uglier and uglier as I've ever seen depicted anger and hatred. Was its expression shaped by a little. Shaped a little bit like an angry, snarling lion. Interesting. I'm picturing like the traditional Chinese dragon that you'll see tattooed.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it's interesting because he said black water. I saw it shimmer like black water. I've seen that in two dreams.

[Top Lobster]

That's like a phone, right? Like, it's like the cube where. Like the scrying cube. Like, it's kind of like shimmering and then out of it comes this picture or image or something like that, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like obsidian. But I've seen a giant serpentine dragon that was all black and shimmery. I've seen it in two dreams. One of them, it was calling to me to come in. I don't know, like, come and do battle with it, actually. And. And I was quite excited to do that. And then in the other one, it was above a Mayan temple, like an Aztec temple that I was standing in front of at the foot of, looking up. And it was like, weaving through the clouds and shit, I forgot about those dreams.

[Top Lobster]

That's cool. All right, let's. Let's. Let's finish this. We're never gonna finish this.

[David Lee Corbo]

I know. We got it. We gotta do it. We're gonna do it. We're gonna get through this.

[Top Lobster]

This one starts off in total darkness. I can see nothing. And then out of the darkness, I saw. Oh, it's shimmer. Like that. We already read that. So this thing was. It had this face of a snarling lion or expression like that. Very similar to the dragons depicted by the Chinese. There we go. That's what I was saying, but far more horrific. It came out of the water and devoured me whole. I was getting incredibly discouraged. Yeah, no, that'll do it, dude. Yeah. The heat of the room. I felt the heat in the room. I felt dissipate. I was getting cold. This return to God experienced, I perceive, was not going well. I tried to focus on Christ. And it just kept like flipping vision like a channels. As I tried to find Jesus, I couldn't find it.

[David Lee Corbo]

It would repeat too, because channels are frequencies, right? But go.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, but that's kind of what you're doing, right? You're trying to tune into to something. But. Yeah, but it's just not there or you can't do it. Maybe it's. Maybe it's all the drugs in your system.

[David Lee Corbo]

Could be that, dude. Yeah. Up your. Your antenna.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's true. So it would repeat. The orgy, the demon prey, the dragon devouring me. It was again and again and again. And I cried out to God to help me to do a miracle. And finally I see a fourth vision. I look up to a blue clouded, dark, stormy sky. And from it, a sword is thrown to the ground in Front of me like lightning. And I instantly remember what I used to do as a kid when I had these demonic nightmares. And I took control and visualized in my vision. I grabbed the sword, and with it, I entered the next vision. I killed everything with it. Damn. I left not one naked whore alive in the orgy. And it ended. I could not envision it again if I tried. Next, I saw the parade. I used the sword to lop off the heads of every single demon goblin I could find. And it ended. It put me with a dragon. And when it sought to devour me, I rendered its throat and cut it out myself. And I ren. Ended in its throat and cut myself out. And it ended. By this time, I could finally envision Jesus Christ. And the light shined upon me. And I awoke from this meditation literally physically exhausted, cold, deeply disturbed by what I'd experienced and discouraged, I crawled into bed and slept like a baby.

[David Lee Corbo]

Jeez.

[Top Lobster]

All right, Kenny, you go ahead and read this is. My mouth is dry.

[David Lee Corbo]

I have a very wet mouth, so I'm ready to go. Perfect. Woke depressed. And since I was still living with my mom at the time, when she saw me, she told me, I don't know what you were doing, but last night, I felt the power of God coming from your room so strongly, it filled the whole house. And I told her, really? Because all I felt was cold. And I told her my experience. She thought it was very interesting. Now we have a friend. I'm not sure she would want her name spoken on this podcast. Please refrain for her name's from. Her name's use. Let's call her K. But her name is. No, I'm just playing. So we'll call her K. And she is a top music producer in Los Angeles. She recently, at the time, underwent a deeply troubling experience. She told my mom about where she was rejected from getting inducted into the Illuminati. Oh, interesting.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, a dream or.

[David Lee Corbo]

A deeply troubling experience? Whoa.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. I'm actually looking her up here. Interesting.

[David Lee Corbo]

You found her already?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, Yeah, I found her. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, let's see. And she became an avid conspiracy theorist. From then on, her eyes were open. If I recall correctly, she had fallen on hard times. And her husband was sought out by a man in a suit at a coffee shop or something. And something. They. And somehow they started talking. And he told the guy that his organization. Organization. Was very interested in partnering with K Into the next stage of her industry. Her husband relayed that info to Kay, and she was very interested. She said they Invited her to one of the tallest towers in la. That's interesting. A spiritual high place. She compared it to when Satan brought Christ to the mountaintop and offered him the whole world. They made her. They made it sound to her. By her estimation, she would need to sleep with a number of men to get into the organization to make her one of the number one music producers in LA in a more expansive way. This guy who was a Jew, we knew that that's redundant. Goes into a back room and she said she heard some really weird coming from that room, like weird chanting or something. The next thing she knows, the Jew comes busting out in a fit of rage and tells her, we know who you are. You are not welcome here. And forcibly grabs her by the arm and shoves her out the door. Super confused and upset. Long story short, she starts doing research and she found out that God just saved her from becoming inducted into the Illuminati. And they rejected her because she was Christian. You know, I want to stop this right here, Tom, if you still have this woman's information, we would protect her anonymity. I would be very interested in. In having her on the show. She doesn't have to appear on video. She could just do audio only if she's interested and she doesn't have to tell anybody her name at all. Just putting that out there. Tom, if you're listening. She now spends her time researching spiritual warfare, which led her to very interesting teachers of the word of God. Which brings her to my story. My mom tells me Kay was just telling her about how witchcraft is affecting people and some of the signs that you are under spiritual attack by witchcraft. I'll link the exact video from this guy. Now, I would go out and talk about my experiences with my friends at the bar. I was shocked to find multiple of these losers had openly professed to being actual practitioners of witchcraft themselves. And they believed me, but wanted to assure me that it wasn't them doing anything to me. Man. Yeah. You'd be surprised how many homos are doing witchcraft out there. I think it's way more common than we think. It's just the degree to which they're doing it. You know, you've got your. Your little crystal altar that you're burning sage on or whatever and saying some loser Wiccan prayer, and you dress like a goth homo. And then it's like, then. Then there's. There's additional layers to that. Right?

[Top Lobster]

I really wonder how many of them are, like, floating around us.

[David Lee Corbo]

I wonder. I don't know. You Know what's funny? Go ahead.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Just a quick story. Years ago, we had Robbie the Fire Bernstein sleepover. Not sleepover. He performed at my house before it was anything but. All of the tower gang was here, Reed included. Clint was here with his ex girlfriend, this girl Ashton. And I don't really even give a. I'll just say it now. You could look her up. Ashton. I don't remember her last name, but she was involved with like Infowars. She was like, like all over the place. And now she's like some kind of weird E girl that just like E thought girl. But the day after doing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Now she's doing like butthole camera stuff.

[Top Lobster]

I think she's. I don't know if she's naked, but I see like her shit on Instagram and it's like, not great. So the day after my. My mother's moving truck actually gets her because they were moving from New York, it all happened like, boom, boom, boom. And this guy from the church that they were at, they used him. He was a younger dude that was involved with a lot of, like, political activities, like proud early proud boy stuff. And like, he got out, he had a big scar on his face from like getting up at a rally.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

And. And then he kind of left this social media sphere. He also warned me about merch specifically. Interesting guy. But he's in the back in. And I'm helping him unload because his brother's late. So I'm helping him unload the truck that he brought and we're putting it in that back room. And everyone had left at this point because it's late, but Clint slept till 2pm because that's just fucking retarded who he is. And everyone's gone. So I'm just there and I'm helping him unpack. Him and Ashton come out at about 2pm and we're in the back and they come out to say bye to us.

[David Lee Corbo]

Birdie, Ashton.

[Top Lobster]

Birdie. That's right.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hey, C.D.

[Top Lobster]

He. So Clint gives me a pound. See you later. And then she comes out like a minute after and she comes to say bye. She's a nice girl, but like, you know, weird. And she says bye. And she sees this guy behind me and I'd like. Like, she sees a ghost. Like, she's just like. And I was just like, all right, whatever. Like, she's weird. Anyway, so I said bye. They left. They get in the car, they. They bounce. And then. So I go and I finish help. Like, I finish him helping him unpack the stuff and he goes, you know that lady? And I was like, yeah. Like, you know, tell him the deals. Like, does she just hear? And he was like, that lady's a witch. He's like, don't fucking go next to her. And I like, when somebody tells me, don't do something, I'm just like, don't fucking tell me what to do. But he was like, he just told me, he's like, that lady's a witch. Don't go next to her. And I was just like, okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Did he have any kind of elaboration on that? I love how you're just like, okay.

[Top Lobster]

No, that's it. Like, yeah, exactly. I wasn't gonna ask, but like, that's what he told me. I remember telling my wife the same thing. I was like, he just said it, called her a witch. And like, I don't. I wouldn't just call somebody a witch.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, I was.

[Top Lobster]

What does that mean? I would love to ask him. I got. I gotta find his number again. But I was like, what did you, like, what did you mean by that?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, well, look at Tom saying they really are everywhere. Like, they. They really are. I have a good buddy of mine who used to be the co. Like.

[Top Lobster]

Yo, fuck it, I'm gonna tell the whole story. Hold on. This is a crazy story.

[David Lee Corbo]

Good, because.

[Top Lobster]

No, it's even crazier now that I'm putting it together.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sure.

[Top Lobster]

A week later we went out. This was in like that other small room where Toad stays in. That's where they were staying. And they had a blow up mattress.

[David Lee Corbo]

Small room that you keep Toad in. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And like we're cleaning. Christina, she's cleaning out the bed and going to wash the stuff and she takes like the sheets out and she like goes to put it in and a dirty pair of underwear falls out. Like, yeah, like small.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, this is. I've heard this story. Like the panty story.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's the panty story.

[David Lee Corbo]

That is.

[Top Lobster]

And everyone's like, who's the story? Whose dirty panties are these? And like, they're just left here. It's just weird. Like, whose is this stuff?

[David Lee Corbo]

And.

[Top Lobster]

And then like, I don't know, she throws it out. And. But like, this is the whole thing. And it's a lot of fun now. We're like, did this dirty leave her panties?

[David Lee Corbo]

And.

[Top Lobster]

And it's like, I don't know. Ashton's not. She's like a skinny girl. But like, these were small. And I was like, well, maybe she's wearing like real small panties. And I was. I Didn't get to see what kind of dirtiness. But Christina was like. Like, dirty.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, she's. God.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's what she said. Dirty. And I was just like, I don't know. But then it got me thinking about, like, these things with, like, the Merkel story about. Do you remember that New Hampshire story he told about the. The guy that was. Or the kid that was in the. In their Christian camp, and he had left something, but they couldn't even perceive it. They couldn't see it until someone came in and they were like. Then they were able to find. It was like, there's a sock here. They thought they cleaned out this whole room, but, like, no, he left something, but there was, like, something over it that you couldn't see.

[David Lee Corbo]

Remember that?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. There was, like, artifacts that. That were there, and they couldn't see it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Says that was 100 the witch. A classic that they do. Yeah. I mean, they leave panties. Yeah. Like, articles of clothing, especially undergarments, especially things that are charged with sexual energy. Things that are. That are charged with potentially abusive energy or anything like that. Yeah, that's. I mean, think about that. That old thing. I think, honestly, this is happening to my dad. I've joked about it before, but this bitch let slip. There was something that queued off, like, my other family that this lady's putting her panties in. My dad's, like, drink, like, coffee, and it's a form of, like. So. So my dad, it's weird. He's, like, unreachable about how bizarre and unhealthy his relationship is and how it is. You know, I came all the way to Florida to try to be with my family for the first time since I was a child. And even though my dad basically abandoned me when I was a kid, I had this, like, responsibility where I'm like, yeah, he made a choice. And I didn't have a choice when I was a kid, but now as an adult, I can sort of ease the suffering of an old man. I do play a role in this. I could choose to be resentful to him and just stay away from him, or I can try to mend this relationship, because once I'm an adult, it takes two to tango. Right? So I went through, like, one second.

[Top Lobster]

David. David. Christina, you're on the show really quick. I got a question for you. Do you remember when it.

[David Lee Corbo]

To the microphone? Because we can't.

[Top Lobster]

Do you remember when we found the dirty panties? Yes, yes. There's only been one pair. What do you mean by dirty panties? Like, what Was on it. Was it. Was it blood? What is it?

[David Lee Corbo]

I can't disclose that information.

[Top Lobster]

You have to. You're on the show.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I can't. Why? I just.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, because you're at work.

[David Lee Corbo]

It would be. No, no, not. Because I really don't care about that. It would just be wrong of you to do so.

[Top Lobster]

No, her say, what is a witch?

[David Lee Corbo]

Christina, She's a witch. No, I'm a. I'm a decent human being, okay?

[Top Lobster]

We're talking about somebody that. This might actually be a witch. So, yes, disclose the information now because we need to know.

[David Lee Corbo]

I can't do it. Ask her if it was poop and blood. And let's just listen to the way she was useless.

[Top Lobster]

This is the. Look at this.

[David Lee Corbo]

What is it?

[Top Lobster]

What does the Bible say about a wife that should be subservient.

[David Lee Corbo]

Possibilities. How many possibilities can. Can there be?

[Top Lobster]

It's either.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was pooping blood.

[Top Lobster]

Is it both?

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. No, it wasn't both.

[Top Lobster]

It was blood.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let me go back to work.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, bye.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, so funny. That was all the. That was all the fucking.

[Top Lobster]

My wife is useless.

[David Lee Corbo]

She's. Dude, did you not read between the lines? She said it. She said it. She's like, how many things can there be there? I said poop and blood. She said, okay, so.

[Top Lobster]

What the. So I said, so. Which. All right, whatever. I guess you could. Okay. I don't know what's going on. But anyway. You know what, though? Shortly after, like, not shortly after, but like a couple months after, wife gets real sick. Like a lot of shit went sideways in this house. That's crazy. Yeah. No, no, real crazy. And it's like you start to put it together a little bit later. Makes me real angry.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah, rightfully so. Yeah, I think that there's. There's. There's definitely something to that. Especially right there. Ryan is saying it. Wait, that's Q, man. There we go. Menstrual. Menstrual blood, I think, is something that they. They. They use often in. In their. Their. Their witchcraft. So I think that that is. Yeah, I understand exactly what that was. I know exactly what that was. She was speaking between the lines. She didn't want to say it outright, but.

[Top Lobster]

So what was it? Because I don't get it. I don't speak.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was. It was in blood dog.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's keep reading this.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, really, what could it be? There's three things, and it probably was a amalgamation of all three things. Blood and discharge, which is a lot of fun. Okay. All right, so let's go on here. She goes. Or he goes, I'm sorry, Tom, I didn't mean to misgender you. So he says his friends are trying to assure him that this is not them. But they are engaging in witchcraft. But they're not doing it against him, he says, which I believe was sincere, but it opened my eyes to how prevalent and common it is to actually meet a pagan practitioner of witchcraft out in the regular world. Yes, super common. Super common. Especially he said he's out in like fucking LA and shit, right? Or California. So I would say really prevalent out there. The more open I was about my experience, the more people were open with me about their occult beliefs. It was wild. Also, I think you need to look into this Bible teacher I was learning from on YouTube. His name is Kevin La Ewing. Ewing, a Bible teacher and Christian radio host from witchcraft infested Grand Bahamas. Oh yeah.

[Top Lobster]

What's up with these islands?

[David Lee Corbo]

Island people are. They don't have much. They don't do infrastructure. So they, they. Because it's so nice, they're just laying around and drinking. And then when they need things, they need it expediently. So they go to these entities squirting.

[Top Lobster]

Let me. Let me just tell you really quickly because it is aggravating about what possibly was done here. Oh, he puts a link to a thing, but it's very small. I'll figure it out later. But is aggravating that like. Because I have a feeling that that actually did happen. That that is true. I'm not just like being super probably making it up.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't think you're being hyperbolic. I think you're correct.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. But it's kind of funny how it didn't even. It really didn't work out at all for you. I'm sure that you're not watching this show, but it's actually gone horribly wrong for you. Like I am doing verifiably better.

[David Lee Corbo]

And you're selling your butthole on Instagram.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's bad. I almost feel pity for you.

[David Lee Corbo]

As you should. Yeah. These. Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. They're fucking idiots.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's bad. Did not. Don't do that to people, man. Because it's just like, even when the people are ignorant of what you're doing, look at how you ended up, you fucking retard.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

What are you doing?

[David Lee Corbo]

Not good. Not good.

[Top Lobster]

Keep reading. Keep reading.

[David Lee Corbo]

So he's saying to look into Kevin La Ewing. Maybe you should do that.

[Top Lobster]

We got like 10 minutes to read. Three more pages.

[David Lee Corbo]

I could do this, no problem. I'm actually having trouble finding the exact 48 minute mark that K video K sent me. But he has an hour and 20 plus minute mark link I'll put here instead. Okay, well, we'll. We'll look at that on our own time. Long story continued. I ended up listening to it and he states something along the lines that if you're trying to worship God, why are you seeing naked people? Oh, wow, that's pretty particular. You know, specific.

[Top Lobster]

Damn.

[David Lee Corbo]

Because there's witchcraft on your mind. If you see demons, demons while you're trying to worship God, that's a sign of witchcraft coming against you. And lastly, he said in the same video, if you see snakes in your dreams or visions, in my case, it is a sign that you are coming against witchcraft. The bigger the snake, the more witchcraft is coming against you. Well, the snake that I saw was so big, it was the size of a serpentine dragon that devoured me whole with lots of room to spare. That's a whole lot of witchcraft. Yeah. The one that I saw, imagine you had a front door with a screen on it. Its eye was the size of the screen door. So it was peeking in the screen door when I was in the house and its eye took up the entire screen door.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's a big. That's a big boy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Big boy. And look, here we are doing this.

[Top Lobster]

By the way, put the in the description. The YouTube video is there now. I edited it for this and I'll try to remember to do it for the released versions as well. So if people want to watch this, they check it out.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's fascinating too, because for that dragon, when it like was beckoning me to battle, I was pumped. I was like, let's fucking go, bitch. I was running after it. And that's when I started looking very seriously into spiritual warfare. I stumbled upon some great biblical teachers. I spent days watching countless hours of YouTube videos from this Kevin La Ewing, which led me to so many different videos about the Nephilim, cern, demonology, generational curses, how to get set free, so much more. I started listening to foundational deliverances, deliverance movements, teachers such as Derek Prince, who was a pioneer in the deliverance resurgence in the Pentecostal Church. And from these two teachers combined and a number of videos the algorithm fed me as if God was guiding it. I. It opened my eyes to so much realization, to the severity and magnitude of the song Spirit Realm of On My life, my life, your life, everyone's life, and people are just so ignorant. They're so enslaved by their demons and sin, they don't even realize it. Once you learn this stuff, you start seeing patterns in people's lives that are associated with specific demonic possession that needs to be addressed through deliverance. But it's all about consent with the spirit realm. The demons have power, but they need the dominion over the earth. The legal rights that God gave to man in the Garden of Eden to work their power into the earth. Even God respects consent. Generally speaking, God will not force you to get free from your demons. He will guide you toward your destiny, but he will not force you to obey. God made man CEO over the earth. Pardon me. Put us in charge and wants us to be good stewards. Like a father putting his children in charge of the company he created. A father will help his children if they ask for help, but it's their responsibility as the adult he placed in charge of the company to seek out their father's help, if that makes sense. It makes a shit ton of sense. Which is different from the demons who are constantly trying to get you to give them your consent to do what they please in your life. Back to the main story. It was still very spiritually. I'm sorry, I was still very spiritually immature. Coming back to God, I was living a bit of a double life for a time. I had gotten delivered from so much. But there were all these people I befriended over the years who I'd grown attached to. That's interesting because I noticed that God has done something very unique in my life where I've effectively shed everyone. Everyone that we were just talking about going back to New Jersey for this event with. With Frank of. Quite frankly. And I was saying, like, very short list of people that I. I have to see. In fact, on my side of things, there's really not anybody that I have to see. There's some people that I like to see. But I know it's going to be awkward and weird and that is about three people and. And then that's it. You know, for a place that I grew up my whole life, not a whole lot there for me. So I. And I think that was God. I think it's like I have a loyalty complex built within me. If God didn't distance me from those people, then I might have compromised my own values in order to remain loyal to the people who were good to me while I was homeless, specifically.

[Top Lobster]

I think that just happened to me. But yeah, keep reading.

[David Lee Corbo]

So he says. And I didn't want to leave it behind as they were A bunch of drug addicts, alcoholics, whores and losers who I cared about and need. Jesus. I was still going out for fun and incredible loneliness driving me back or driving me to look in the wrong places for a potential wife to come along. And no one could convince me to stop. I started attending a church where I was just one of five people who attended. It was brand new. The pastor, Pastor John, was an ex druggie in his youth and helped pray with me to get set free from my desire to do cocaine. It's a hell of a drug. It worked instantaneously. I never did cocaine again. And I did something really stupid. I tested my resolve. I hung out with people who I knew would have cocaine just so I could prove to myself that I was free. That's very dumb. I do not suggest anyone else does this. But I did. And I never went back. I was done with it. From here I read the entire Bible in order from beginning to end over the course of the next six months. That's crazy. It would take me three years to read the entire Bible. I'm retarded. And I learned so much. I experienced overwhelming growth in this time. 14. It just says 14. Here is 14 of what?

[Top Lobster]

Like 14.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Here's a good side of the story about the time God audibly spoke to me around this time. Want to know what God's voice sounds like? You're about to find out. In this time of getting delivered, I started to pray and worship God in music and Christian meditation. To invite the Holy Spirit to speak to me. Like in the olden days of my early training wheel stage of my salvation where God would regularly teach and speak to me. I heard many interesting things in my home at this time when I was alone, I'd hear harps play from my room. And when I got there, there was nothing. But one day I was inviting God, begging God to speak to me. I wanted to hear him audibly. And then I heard it again and again and again. God called my name. Thomas, Thomas, Thomas. And the sound of his voice made me break down. It was so beautiful. Too beautiful. Impossible to describe. But I will try. The sound of the voice of God sounds like a roar of moving water. The decibels, the sound that makes up the words was not was that of flowing water. I had this biblically confirmed later by a Christian named Aaron, who I told this to. He showed me what I had witnessed is described in the Bible as exactly what I heard, which blew my mind. Ezekiel 42. 2. And I saw the glory of God, of Israel. Coming from the east, his voice was like the roar of many waters, and the earth shone with his glory. I answered, yes, Lord, already tears in my eyes. And he said over and over, pausing each time, I love you, I love you, I love you. And each time he said it, a wave of power hit me that shook me to my core. I felt literally crippled by love. That's cool. Like I was going to die in the presence of his voice if he kept speaking. I was weeping uncontrollably and even had to ask God to stop. And he stopped immediately. My immediate response was, oh my God, did I just tell God to stop talking to me? Am I an idiot? What have I done? I truly know what the Israelites must have felt like in Exodus 20:18 19 when it said, all the people perceived the thunder and the lightning flashes and the sound of the trumpet and the mountain smoking. And when the people saw it, they trembled and stood at the distance. At a distance. They said to Moses, speak to us yourself and we will listen. But let not God speak to us or we will die. Damn, dude, that's wild. It really did feel incredibly intense. It felt good, but like it was not meant for mortals to hear. I was crippled with emotion, uncontrollably weeping even as God was just telling me he loves me and called me by name. I wasn't ready to quit drinking entirely. Fuck. Feels like maybe you should have after that. And I still battled back and forth whether God wanted me to quit smoking cigarettes forever or just for that season. As a sign of obedience, I was going out at night to my local dive bar, going to church in the early evening and straight to the bar right after. I told myself it was okay because I wasn't drinking, only playing pool, killing it at karaoke and having a smoke. But God let me learn the hard way. And I ended up wasting years of my life and going through unnecessary trauma after unnecessary trauma to much too much to get into, finally including a DUI, loss of my favorite gun and two trucks. Basically, I was like this for three more years, from 2020 to 2022, where the COVID pandemic closed everything and only my local dive bar had the balls to defy the government and stay open, secretly becoming a modern speakeasy based. Not even the churches in my area had the balls to open. It sucked me right back into drinking worse than ever in my life. I was living like an alcoholic without being an alcoholic for another year. In 2023, I decided to take radical action over my life and shape up. I was still Drinking and I left Pastor John's church and started going to that church my mom took me to when I was 21 that operated out of the lady's house, the one that gave me the Freemason Deliverance cd. I was. I watched with my brother.

[Top Lobster]

I think he emailed that to us as well.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a. It's an actual cd or like not an actual cd, but whatever.

[Top Lobster]

Like the video. Yeah. He didn't fucking email a cd. Like, what are you doing?

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, you know there's fucking easier ways, right?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

All those years I lived all those years ago in. Humboldt did. Humboldt did. It's a stupid word. I won't try to pronounce it again. This new church, who never locked down in 2020, for your information, helped me get delivered from much of my spiritual warfare. Despite still living a bit of a double life. I was coming to an end of it and the warfare was actually getting worse. It was always darkest before the dawn, as they say. And I got. It got very dark, basically. I started working out a lot, lost a ton of weight, got jacked. There you go. And started dating more women than I had ever in my entire Life at 28. Well, that's not probably good. I don't know. Trying to force it to happen, force it to work. Almost like I could say sense. I was about to meet my wife, but I didn't know who it would. Who it would be, how or when. And I got my heart broken six times in one year because I gave each woman my all and all turned out to be disloyal whores. And worse and worse cases. Did they leave crusty panties in your house? You should probably do a sweep.

[Top Lobster]

Burn those. Burn those.

[David Lee Corbo]

Then I became nearly suicidally depressed. I laid my 10 year long struggle with crushing loneliness bare to my pastors and they prayed God would bring me my wife. Two weeks later. Two weeks later, at the end of the year, I met my wife and we got married 17 months later. Many miracles were involved in this. 17 months confirming this was truly God's plan. And I left everything behind. No more drinking, no drugs, no smoking, nothing. God bought me my wife, who was everything I prayed for since my youth, including her virginity intact. Crazy part is we are the same age. I'm only six months older. And we were both waiting for each other for 28 years. And yes, that does make us special in today's society. That is a miracle in the modern world. And that brings me to who I am today. A year into being married now, clean, sober, happy working As a carpenter like Jesus Christ. Based, based, based, based. No longer tied to people who were holding me back from God's calling and now looking to take the next step into my destiny. To enter the door God showed me all those years ago and into whatever the Lord has next for a completely sold out follower of Jesus Christ. Hope you guys like my life story. I know it was a lot and that wasn't everything. I got some good stories, psychedelic drug trip stories, and even more to go over, but this is insanely long already. God bless. God bless you, Tom Sirotnak. I'm sorry that it took us so long to make good on our promises to Thomas, but that was.

[Top Lobster]

No, it's right. It was right. I think it was right because we waited for really no reason. Just like we don't do anything that it's not that, that we don't want to do. But I feel like me and David do stuff when, when it's like, okay, now we should do it. Yeah, whatever that means. Like, we'll just be waiting, waiting. And then something says, okay, now do this now. And then we'll just like, okay, yes, we'll do this now.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it made sense. Like we, we read those two yesterday, but then we woke up this morning and it was like, yeah, let's just do this one. That just.

[Top Lobster]

This story. This story wouldn't have helped me put together that what happened here if we hadn't had that falling out with Clint. If we would have read your story immediately after, you know, all the other times you were bothering us to read it, it wouldn't have made sense.

[David Lee Corbo]

It would have gone right over our heads.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I'm just joking with Tom. But yeah, is. I think there's just a time for everything. And perhaps we were maybe a little bit late on it, but I'm glad that we read it now because helps a lot of things fall into place.

[David Lee Corbo]

Honestly, that moment where he was talking about what that, you know, if, if you're having dreams or visions of this thing or that thing, it means that you're under spiritual attack. But if you're having dreams or visions of a snake, of a serpent, like a dragon, then it, it, it means you're going to go up against witchcraft and it. And it is relevant to the size of it. This thing, when I saw it sounds a lot like the one that, that Tom saw. It was black and shimmering and it was calling me to battle. And when I ran out the front door to go and face retreated up into the clouds and was weaving through the Clouds. And then. And it was huge. Like I said, it's. I took up the entire screen door. And when I. The next time I had a dream about it, it was still weaving through the clouds, but it was up above an Aztec temple and kind of like a touristy vibe. Like to the extent where I was like, when I was going to Mexico for that cruise, I was like, am I about to see a temple? Because I didn't know what. What awaited me in Kuzumel. I think it was the name of the place that I was going. Turned out to not be the case, but it was in my mind where I was like, oh, shit, am I about to go and see this thing?

[Top Lobster]

Because, you know, it's there, Cozumel. But I guess it's more inland.

[David Lee Corbo]

I guess so. And, you know, we just didn't end up going to that thing. But that dream, it. It called to me when I was in my aunt's house in New Jersey. That was when my son was probably like two or three. And. And that place is where all of this started. That's where my first show, Where I Belong, started, which was me trying to figure out what. Like, I knew I had this calling to be speaking to people, but I didn't know what that was at all. And I. It took a really, you know, it took a very true form, like Where I Belong was very true to where I was at that time, but it just wasn't. It was a shadow of whatever this is. And. But yeah, it all started there. And now all these years later, here I am doing this still in front of just a better camera and a better mic. When I first started that show, I was just talking into my fucking iPhone on voice memos. Terrible, terrible. You would have hated the quality. And. But all these years later, this is the, you know, the bigger version of what I started. What would have been, I guess, fucking eight years ago now. Yeah, about eight years ago now. So it's just interesting because I would have never guessed that that serpentine dragon represented witchcraft in any way. But now that makes a lot of sense to me, man.

[Top Lobster]

Full circle.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, thank you, Tom, for fucking nine pages of really, really wholesome schizo content.

[Top Lobster]

It's more like 30 pages of it, but yes, thank you. Actually, he's. He said that he's starting his own show soon, so. Very interesting.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's fucking cool. Let us know if you need any help with anything. And I mean, I don't know if I can. I can only tell you what I did, but I'll tell You.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we'll. We'll come on your will come on your show when you get this already, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

We'll come all over your show.

[Top Lobster]

I'll leave dirty panties on your show.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whatever you need, we got you.

[Top Lobster]

All right, Dave, we have. We have a meeting. Actually, he pushed it back another couple minutes, but I got to use the bathroom. Yes. So let's wrap this up. This was another good episode. Any last words? Any final words?

[David Lee Corbo]

Crisis king.

[Top Lobster]

Crisis king. See you guys later.

[David Lee Corbo]

The greatest hypnotist on planet earth is a problem box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. You can persuade this.

[Top Lobster]

What they see.

[David Lee Corbo]

With their eyes is what there is to see. Because they'll laugh in the face of.

[Top Lobster]

An explanation that portrays the bigger picture. And they have. What's up, guys? We're done with the show. But stick around because we're gonna give you a little fuckin 30 minutes of TLC. Maybe you'll like it, maybe you won't. Whatever. Stay tuned. Thank you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Disseminate to the people, to the dangerous retards, the nature of what's happened. But for now, let's have a good time. I wanna start with a little video I've not gotten to watch. I know that it's kind of a big deal and it's gone around a lot, but I've not seen it. I've not seen it. So I get to watch it with you guys. Are you excited? Let's see. I'm sure a lot of you have already seen this, but let's go. Boop. It's our favorite Jew. Let's see what he has to say. So he's calling this old school Terrazza. One bite. Everyone knows the rules. We didn't get here the first time. Place is very cool on the inside. I do wonder, how long does he need to do pizza reviews anymore? Maybe he just really likes pizza. And so every time he goes out, he goes, fuck it. Let's see. Do the pizza thing. Because, you know, it's content. And I was kind of going to go eat pizza anyway. It just seems like you don't need to do that anymore. We got Frankie Lazani's whole story, which almost seemed borderline not believable. Like, see, There we go. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Wow. Look, guys, you know me, I don't actually hate the Jews. I just like. Oh my God. Good question. Can we have a pause real quick? Nancy's brought up a valid question. Has anybody heard from Red Beer? Where is. Where Is Red Beard anybody? Does anybody know? I do miss him. I worry about him. Is he still around? Is everything okay? I feel like I haven't seen him. Maybe he's gone by a different username. Officially putting out the bat signal. If anybody has heard from Red Beard, if anybody knows where he is, please find him and let him know that. We're fucking back, baby. We're fucking back. Now, before I go any further, I just want to say that when I first got on Twitter and I first linked up with Top Lobster, the discussions I had with him, we had the same sentiments, which is the culture is changing. All the things that we just talked about, by the way, all the cancel culture, all that gay shit. Very soon, the dialogue that was taking place on Twitter was going to be taking place irl. It was going to be taking place at your dinner table. And I've actually had a discussion with my wife about this many times, because, of course, some of the shit that I engage in, there's a bit of backlash. And these people dox me. You guys remember that whole thing, you know, whatever, whatever. And she sees the things that I post, they worry her because she's still operating under that old paradigm. And what she doesn't know is that the dialogue is coming irl. It's. It's coming to the dinner table. And I've been saying that for some time. I said, twitter is where the culture is. It's the. The cultural epicenter. And everything else is downstream from there. And here we are, I guess, what would be about a year and a half, almost two years later from the day that I got on Twitter, certainly a year and a half from when I linked up with Top. Roughly around there. And now people are screaming. People are telling, what the fuck's this guy's name? Dave something or another. Whatever his name is. Doesn't matter. The Jew. They're screaming, Fuck the Jews in real life. And so, you know, what is that QAnon thing? Future proves past. Past proves future. Future proves past. The future has proven that I was right in the past. You guys get it? There we go. What are you guys laughing about? Exactly. So here we go. One bite. Everybody knows the rules. We won't let that get into.

[Nancy]

What is that Toronto hospitality there?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's really funny, because how gay was that? Portnoy? Thank you, Jin. To turn around to those kids who are laughing at what is like a shocking moment, and then to try to, like, big dog them, to try to bully them. What are you guys laughing about? Dave Portnoy? You dumb. A guy just said the Jews during your one bite, everybody knows the rules bit. And if you don't think that that's funny, it's because you're a. But we all knew that. We all knew that Dave Portnoy is a. Is a talentless and has been since the inception of whatever the hell it is. Barstool. I don't know if barstool was ever cool. I'll admit that. That I watched him try a couple of pieces of pizza. And the reason that I did when I was, you know, a little bit however many years ago is because I lived in the New Jersey area, and we, before I moved, were said to have the greatest pizza in the country. I believe we beat New York right before I left that hellhole. So I waited until our pizza got really, like, up there. Once we reached the peak, I got the. Out of there. Jen says it looks like pineapple pizza. I'm not gonna lie. I'm a fan of a pineapple pizza. You take a pineapple and ham pizza and you squirt sriracha on it, and it's delicious. Oh, good point. Xerox. He says base. Canadians. Hello. Yeah, this is Toronto. I forget that Toronto was in Canada because I'm geographically retarded. So, Yeah, I guess 10 points for Canada. That's interesting, because Canada, you know, first to become gay, but maybe first to become based. Right? Maybe if you fall before everybody else, you also get up before everybody else. It's an interesting thing. Yeah, I like this. I like that Dave Portnoy is being heckled in public. You know, I do say very often that the anti Jew sentiment, that movement, whatever, that. Let's call it the JQ movement. You guys know where I stand on it. For the most part, I think that it's been hijacked. I think that there's a lot of really obvious truth to those gripes about the Jews and why there are so many Jews and things.

[Top Lobster]

Who.

[David Lee Corbo]

Who does that? Is that Danny something? I forget what the hell. I've been on his show before. Good guy, funny guy. But I forget what the hell he has a bit where he's like, why are there so many Jews and things? And so obviously, the conversation around the Jews is valid, but at some point it's being amplified and it's being steered. So first you suppress it. You create what I call the pressure cooker effect, where you suppress the speech and it just boils beneath the surface. And then once it's finally allowed to have, you know, take place on Twitter, once The dialogue is allowed to take place. You hijack it and you start to steer it and you amplify it. And so I know that that's true. But I still get a big kick out of Portnoy getting heckled on the streets. It's a lot of fun. So here, let's see what else we could find in the old DMs. I'm going to start doing this where I bring down the DMS and I try to navigate them without doxing a bunch of people. Because in the past I've done that before. What is Doomsday Cracker says saying Jersey pizza is better than ny and then admitting you like pineapple on pizza proves you are gay and retarded. Well, that was never up for debate, Doomsday Cracker. But what I do find is that in order to give an accurate assessment of pizza, you need to have tried. All pizza you need to have try. Even the one that they say is not to be tried. Real quick, let's address some of these super chats. Holy. What is going on over here? Holy crap. All right, we gotta address some super chats really quickly. I'm sorry, I've been neglecting them. They have been piling up. Guys, this is a donation based show. Like I said. If you derive any value from this, if you are entertained or you are having fun or you are happy to see me, then maybe consider donating. It's a good move because I like money. You can do that via those little tickers down at the bottom as well as rumble rants. Let's see real quick, we've got. Give me a second one right here from Nancy says welcome back master. Thank you very much Nancy. And thank you for the 10 donation. Here is a. Oh wait, do I have any nigger buttons? Nope. Moon Cricket? Nope. Well, there you go. That one's for you, Nancy. I don't know if you guys can hear that. Stacks Farmstead with the two dollar donation. Thank you very much. He says two dollar tier. Holy crap. Chuck Irwin with the fifty dollar donation. Hold on. Thank you very much Chuck you. I really appreciate that. That's relatively unbelievable. Schrodinger's. Good to see you. Thank you for the five dollar donation. Says welcome back. It's good to be back, Schrodinger. And it's good to see you brother. I hope you're doing well. I hope everybody's doing well. It's been a long time since I've seen everybody and I, you know, your lives have moved on. Oh, this is strange. It's just repeating over and over again. Okay, here we go. Looks like we've got Curtis. Oh, no. I'm sorry, Curious Celtic. Dude, I haven't seen you. Are you watching Nephilim Death Squad? Because I've been wondering for a while what's happened to Curious Celtic. But thank you very much for the 20 donation. And he says let's go. Yes, absolutely. We are very happy to be back, guys. Excuse me. Meet Cavern. Thank you for the five dollar donation. He says, thanks for coming back, baby. I know we were gonna come back in. We were gonna come back in July and. Hold on, I have to yell at my wife. I don't think she put the. She said she wasn't going to put the AC on because she didn't like how much it drove the bill up. But I'm sweating. I'm sweating and she's being very spiteful right now. I'm sweating. That's what I've sent her. We were going to come back in July and I don't know, it just one thing led to another and I just felt compelled to come back sooner. You know what it is? We're doing Top Lobster Productions and we have all these shows underneath the banner of Top Lobster Productions. And I don't have my own show Active because I've been doing this and doing that and so I'm not gonna. I've been feeling a little bit jealous. I've been feeling left out of the content creating and so I decided to get back in here and spend some time with you guys. The John Black. Good to see you. Thank you for the $10 donation. He says, Pride month, you ass. Thank you, John. Thank you very much for the $10 donation. Subliminal messenger with the $5 donation. He says, mama's home and he does the soap clock. Soap clock. Everybody knows Timeline Cleanse, by the way. Guys, go to Subliminal messenger and subscribe to his page. Whilst I've been away, Subliminal messenger has been cranking out content and working very hard. And he makes a bunch of different things, including some conspiracy content as well. And so I think you will like it very much if you're on Rumble and you can see Subliminal Messenger's handle. Go and follow that because he is hard at work. All right. It looks like everything is all fucky on the Rumble rants. It's just. There we go. Soul Explorer coaching. Thank you for the five dollar donation. What up, chewy boy? What up, Soul Explorer coaching. How have you been, brother? And I see an an N and An I and a G and a G and an E and an R. Thank you guys very much for the nigger tower. You guys are doing great. And then I have to go over here real quick and I have to address these. I can't even tally them up. You guys are moving too quickly. And I've got Venmo money coming in. I've got another Venmo money coming in. I've got cash app coming in. Okay. Holy crap. Let's. Let's address some of these things really quick. Thank you, Curtis, for the ten dollar donation for the king has returned. Thank you very much. I wouldn't call myself that, but that is very nice of you, Curtis. I really appreciate it. It also Brendan Sharp, give me a second here. What Happened? Says another 10 donation for return of the retards. Thank you, Brendan. Thank you very much. You guys are the. And real quick, let's check out Venmo. Hold on a second. And then we're gonna get back to content. I got a couple of videos that I'm gonna play and then we're gonna hop into other people's videos because I know, I know what everybody's here for. If you know what you're here for, say it in the chat. Say your name. Say her name in the chat. Thank you to Chad for the five dollar donation for un huevo, which I do believe is Spanish for one egg. And given the state of the economy, that will cost about $5. Thank you very much, Chad. All right. Oh, wait a second here. And thank you. I think this is ancap. Grizzly for the two dollar donation. He says, happy pride, faggot. Thank you very much. I really appreciate that. Grizzly. Thank you very much. All right, guys, let's get into it. Valkyrie says, love the background. Reminds me of Twin Peaks that we've been watching with Jules. Nice sync. Oh, that's interesting. You know what I wanted to kind of do is I wanted to. There we go, there we go, there we go. Where is she? Where the fuck is she? Is she in the chat? Is she in the chat? Has anybody seen her? I know that she has another job or something like that. I know that she, you know, takes that very seriously, which is fine. But, you know, certain things take precedent and the people have spoken. Clearly, the people are spoken. If anybody's seen her, please. Yeah, Nancy Tower, guys, you know what to do. N A, N C Y. Very easy one to get done. There we go. I see it is developing. She was in the chat a minute ago. Yeah. And then she said something About. I hope my supervisor allows me to watch this and looks like we're at to kill him. Eric the great said, I didn't like David at first, but he's become one of my favorite people on the planet. Thank you very much. I find I have the unique ability to. Yeah. Initially really turn people off. And then if for whatever reason you decide to stick around, you find that you like me. I. And I find that to be the case over and over again. I don't, I don't know how to explain it. I really don't know how to explain it. Nancy says I'll quit if you hire me. Nancy, Give me a number. DM me. What is that gonna take? All right, let's, let's get into some of this content here. What else do I got? Yeah, that's a good idea. So I'm gonna stop just scrolling through everybody's dms and I'm going to drop in and drop out. Okay, this is interesting. This is actually from Milo Yiannopoulos. Let's bring this up on the stage. And Milo, by the way, I do believe will be attending Bohemian Grove. He said that he would like to attend. And so, you know, we've offered him a ticket. We'd love for him to come hang out. I think that would be tremendous. He says, 47 year old Glenn Greenwald pimping out a supposedly 19 year old gay Brazilian prostitute. The reviewer writes, I am a 47 year old guy. Bruno looks very young. He is really 19. He has a smooth boy body.

[Top Lobster]

Ugh.

[David Lee Corbo]

A smooth boy body. Scott has a smooth boy body. And when you see it, it's not disgusting. This is off putting in the context of Glenn Greenwald and a 19 year old. But I'm not saying that, that it's a compliment when I say it about Scott. The kid is just a great package. So this is some web archive. And for those of you that don't know, I guess Glenn Greenwald is a guy that he, he helped Snowden, you know, blow his whistle. And then he also had some part apparently in the Twitter files. I don't know how true that is. And, you know, so you could determine whether or not the guy has some value. Have I been showing this yet? Okay. Has some value in regards to, you know, speaking the truth, I suppose. But then recently he had a very gay. I don't know if it was a video, but I know I saw stills from it for sure. And it was him in, in sort of a sheer lingerie, ladies lingerie. And he's on all fours. And, you know, it's very gay. In other words, he's. He's doing big gay. And I guess he, he, he's openly gay. I, you know, I don't focus on politics whatsoever. This guy is political. And if you're going to tell me that the elites are doing XYZ because of, you know, Snowden whistleblowing, or if you're going to tell me that the three letter agencies are in bed with the social media companies and Google, I'm gonna say, yeah, no shit. So that kind of stuff isn't for me. I already know that. I think it's more for normies. So we actually had a discussion with Clint on a. I don't know if it was an episode of Dangerous that we did today, but we had to talk about some of the drama that I was alluding to at the show start and what Clint was saying in this discussion. Because even though we set out to talk about the drama, we did end up talking about Greenwald a bit. And there was this discussion about whether or not somebody has value when they do one thing, but then you find out they're also, you know, a piece of shit. Or, or really, it's not even just a homosexual. He's doing really debaucherous shit. Which, which what is homosexuality? You're. You're, you're. You're poking poop with your penis, right? So that's super gross right off the jump. And I guess the question is. And then you go a little bit further and he's fucking wearing sheer lingerie and all this other crap. And he's also adopted 2 bo. Oh. It wasn't a new Dangerous Soul explorer. It was. It was an impromptu episode that was not live and had to be recorded for posterity in case something went down. I know I'm making this all very mysterious, but we're gonna do this thing the right way, and that's not right here right now on the show. So anywho, the discussion was more or less like, it was like separating the art from the artist, right? If somebody does a terrible thing, does that then throw out their entire body of work. And, you know, top was very much like, it's fucking gross to put pee pee where your poop is. And the Clint was like, no, no, I think you guys are wrong. And I'm kind of in the middle because I understand that to some people he's provided a value, and the nature of that value is the truth. And I very much enjoy the truth. It's kind of, you know, the thing that I love. And so. But I'm only imagining that he's provided that value for other people because he doesn't provide it for me because I don't fucking care whatever Glenn Greenwald says. Like I said, if you're going to tell me that the elites are spying on us or you're going to tell me that, you know, the three letter agencies are in bed with the social media companies and they're steering culture, I'm going to go, no fucking shit it Sherlock. Hipster tactical says. I mean, Milo was butts five minutes ago. Yeah, that's also true. And the way that he denounces it and he talks about it quite openly in, in the very many ways that it's disgusting and it's a deviation from, you know, what God wants for you and all these different things. I can appreciate that about Milo. And if he puts his pee pee where the poop is again, I'd go, that's not good. Milo. He might be butts right now. I mean, you know, who knows? But ultimately I don't feel that passionate about him. So Top felt one way, Clint felt the other way. And I was very much kind of down the middle. He doesn't do anything for me. I don't give a about him. But let's go ahead and read this. This is some sort of web archive thing. So Experience. Oh, this is a review, by the way. A review of. I guess, I guess Glenn Greenwald pimping out a 19 year old experience. Oh my God, already I'm like, damn, I'm gonna read this. Bruno is one of the top five hottest, most adorable escorts I've ever been with. I am honestly aroused now thinking about my two sessions with him. Good God. First one in our session, second one in overnight. Now I'm gonna stop it right there and just say this is a measure beyond. If a guy is pimping out a 19 year old, if this is real, if he's pimping out a 19 year old and he's. And he's doing this real gay shit where he's on all fours and he's wearing a sheer lingerie piece, he should not be allowed to adopt children. He goes on to say, when you add to that the fact that the cost of an overnight with him, $375 is less than what you would pay for two hours in New York City or LA. I am now a firm member of the Rio is Heaven contingent. So this guy is, is, is very much worried about the economics of the situation. So in Other words, a lot of bang for your buck. Give me a round of applause. Very good.

[Top Lobster]

That's very good.

[David Lee Corbo]

Thank you very much. Thank you. He says Bruno is a unique mix in a way. He is Twinkie, blondish, smooth, looks very young. He really is 19. Gotta really throw that in there, huh? Incredibly cute and is a God. Ah, see, this is the thing. And then he says is a great bottom. We, we do this thing where it's like they just want to get married and love his love. But it's really like. I don't think the conversation is transparent enough when it comes to the debaucherous nature of dudes who are bottoming out. 19 year old boys. Incredibly debaucherous, disgusting, deviant. Anyway, buddy, but he also has a thick, huge dick. This is really gay, guys. But it needs to be said. It needs to be said because the Greenwald conversation is, is, you know, if, if this is real, in my opinion, it really shoots in the leg. The argument that like, yeah, what he does in his bedroom is one thing, but the guy's a hero. I'm not gonna read the rest of that. Great, great smile, great personality and very sexual. The kid is just a great package. For the one hour session with him, I met him in e Panama apartment provided by his agency. It was clean, safe and nice. Spent a lot of time kissing and he bottomed me for a good 20 minutes in all different positions. Damn, dude. I wanted him to top me and he did that too. All right, all right, all right, we get it, we get it. So let's go on to the next one. Very gay. He goes on to say, the next day I, I hired him for an overnight, let's just say, got wilder. I gotta start doing some paraphrasing because it's really off putting for me to read this. I'm not gonna lie to you. He's great at dominating and yada yada. He apparently did a video where he was very submissive, but he can switch. Dude, why like even writing all this, like, if you're a dude and you're a straight dude and you're, and you're willing to like engage in hypersexualized conversation, that's very off putting to me. Like, I don't hang with homies that are like, you know, telling me about how they bang this and they bang like, I don't want to hear about your sexual escapades. I don't want to hear about your sexual escapades. So obviously going, going further and Talking about some 19 year old dude Is disgusting in my opinion. I've always been like that. I don't like hearing about people's sexual conquests. It's off putting. So when I was in high school and I had homies that would come and tell me about this and that. Really hated it. Really hated it. Really, really gross. So like so many Brazilians, he's very open and willing to explore fantasies after my overnight, you know. You guys get the point. You guys get the point. What do you think? Let me see here. Let's go through the comments. So the use of the word kid and boy is atrocious, I would agree. Yep. The kid is just a great package. And then he's got a face melting meme. I agree. I don't know who Ali Alexander is. This is illegal activity. It is illegal activity, isn't it? Let me see what the. Let me see what the chat says. Raven Reed read reviews was not on my today's bingo card. Yeah, dude, I didn't know that this was gonna happen either. You gu know the nature of the show. I don't like to preview the material before I engage with it with you guys. I want it to be a genuine reaction. And so that's what you're getting. Hipster tactical says Raven. I'm gonna need you to take this more seriously and read it like an author. I simply cannot. I'm sorry. That. That, that is real. I don't like. Despite looking like a. Like a homosexual cocaine dealer, I am really squeamish when it comes to sex. I don't want to talk about it. And you know, timeline Cleanse is back. I must be dreaming. You're not. Spencer. We are back. And we've been back in this for about an hour. Good to see you, brother. Raven is the best person to read it. I'm sorry to disappoint you guys, but I just can't. I just can't. M.K. ryan, my brother. Good to see you. And good morning with the hardest of ours to you, a very racist. Good morning to you, MK Ryan and to everybody in the chat. Doomsday Cracker says this is almost as gay and nauseating as pineapple pizza. Yes, you just gotta try it. Just open your mouth. Doomsday Cracker. A little bit of sriracha goes a long way. Call it a lubricant if you will. Scott says Milo saw my cloak pick and that's why he wants to come. He does want to come. What do you guys think about this? John Black says heterosexuals should get the last bid on babies. So Fags can't buy them. Agreed. Or Trump can put a tariff on faggots, so they can't buy babies. I mean, you know, when you start to put it in that context of. Of. Of buying babies, I find it very difficult to argue with. ERA says, I think that Glenn was the pimp, not the one writing the review. You're correct. You're correct. But, you know, this is in the. In the context of. I guess what he's saying. Yeah. To era's point is Glenn is running this. What is it? Paradise in Rio or whatever the it's called. And I guess that's an operation where they're pimping out young boys. And I guess. I guess Glenn Greenwald is. Is. So, you know, we were talking on this impromptu episode with Clint and Top and I. And Clint brought up a valid point where it's like, when you know that he's gay and you've seen the. The clips or the pictures, whatever it is that there is out there of Greenwald in his skimpy little homo outfit, it then puts the picture of him and his husband and his children in a really negative light. But he's saying that, like, you're making that leap. Like, we don't have to just assume that he's doing anything nefarious with his kid. He might be a great father. And, like. Yeah, that's all speculation. Right. We're going to a place that we don't know actually exists, and we're doing that based off of the context of those photos. If this is true, you got to get those fucking. I don't. I don't care. You got to get those fucking kids away from. You got to rip those kids away from them. I don't know. Is there some sort of protective barrier? Because he did whatever he did with Snowden, and then he did whatever he did with the Twitter file. Like I said, for me, that does nothing. I don't care. I've already suspected those things for quite a long time. I don't know, man. It's not. It's not good. It's not good. And I don't know if there's any way to verify this. I mean, Milo's posting it. Milo is a provocateur in very many ways. Right. So that doesn't mean that this is inherently true, but. Oh. Not Nice Guy says. Traitorous says, you took your audience back. Mommy giveth and Mommy taketh away. I. I waited. I know you were doing a show. I was gonna go earlier, in fact. Not Nice Guy and I know you went live at five. And so I didn't go live till seven o' clock. If you guys aren't subscribed to Not Nice Guy. He does a bunch of different content. Conspiracy. He does. He is a Mormon, and so he has a unique perspective. And he also does video game materials. There's a lot of really awesome content creators that have been birthed out of the dangerous sphere. The other day I saw Aiming Rat. Sweet, sweet Aiming Rat hanging out with conspiracy extremists, who is the host of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades and I guess a plethora of other shows. And I just want to say that for a minute. I just want to break away and say I'm very proud of you guys. I'm very proud that you guys were inspired to whatever degree by me and the other homies to go out and make your own content. And I see an ecosystem developing around Not Nice Guy around Aiming Rat, around conspiracy extremists. When I left it, I saw it. I saw it developing. And since I've been gone, I've seen it blooming. And it's really beautiful to see. So I just want to say you guys are crushing, and I hope you keep it up. Someone sick. Alex Rosen on that baby buyer. Yep, yep. I don't know, man. That's just the way I feel. I know that Clint was taking a more measured side, but if this is true. Oh, Not Nice Guy is live right now. I'm so sorry. Sorry about that, brother. You know, you know how it is. We back in this bitch and there's no stopping us. Anyway, let's continue on. I want to scroll through a couple more of these and I just want to get on to the next thing. Y' all sharing Grinder reviews. I don't know what the hell this is. Did my wife not put on the ac? This is crazy. Give me a second. She's mad at me. Okay, uh, let's see. They love a bargain. Oh, my God.

[Top Lobster]

Gross.

[David Lee Corbo]

Grimace Pride says. Oh, why do these 50 year old gays. Why don't these 50 year old gays know when to call it quits? Did they not get enough when they were younger? The whole point of being gay is to be young and handsome and having other guys get desire you not to be some gross old perv. That's an interesting take. I don't know. It seems to be a lot wrong with that. Yeah, we're gonna go ahead and get past that one. It's almost like a slave auction description. I would agree with that. Milo is deep State, maybe. But does that negate what he said here? I don't know. In my opinion, this is very damning, and we need to get those children away from Glenn Greenwald or at least verify this rapidly and find out whether or not Glenn Greenwald is involved with this. Here we go. We got something on Cash app. Thank you, Zoom. Which one is Zoom? Oh, Zoom to doom. There he is, baby, for the 1488. We missed you, Egg. Thank you, dude. I missed you guys, too. And I genuinely did. I genuinely did. This is fun, and I've missed it for some time. Okay, I see here we have something on PayPal. Is that what. Let me go check on PayPal real quick. Boop, boop. And this. Swoopity doop. You know what I never did? I never checked the. I never turned the notifications on for PayPal. Where are my. Give me a second. Here we go. Thank you, q. For the $1 donation. He says the font is. Okay, this is valid. The font is. And I don't own a computer, so suck my duck. Well, I'll tell you what, Q. What ended up happening is that I wanted to increase the. The. The aesthetics, the value of the show, and I. I said, why don't I stop using just regular font? And then I found out you had to actually download font in order to do this. And so I downloaded one font because, you know, as soon as you go to fonts, there's like, 8, 000 of them, and I didn't want to go through 8, 000 fonts, so I found, like, one within the first five results. Downloaded it, threw it. Said, gonna have a hard time reading that. And then I said, anyway, and continued on. Oh, Connie's here. Where is he at? Hold on a second. I don't see him. Oh, there he is. Horseshoes and hand grenades says Arcane arsenals is a narc. Also, guys, if you aren't already subscribed to Horseshoes and hand grenades on Rumble, go and do that. Don't be a gay. I. I know. Conspiracy extremists. You asked me to come on the show, and it was. Is it tomorrow? Was it tomorrow? Here? I'll tell you right now. I might be able to do it. I might actually be able to do it. I'm sorry I didn't respond to you. You know how I am completely unreliable and. And I will continuously leave people on red. June 10th. June 10th. I might actually be able to do it. Conspiracy extremists. So I might end up hanging out. I don't know if that's horseshoes and hand grenades. But I might be on horseshoes and hand grenades. And they're nice enough to move it to 9pm Eastern instead of 11pm Eastern, which everybody knows would have been a no go for your boy because Mommy gets tired. Mommy gets tired and I would not have wanted to stay up that late. So. Yeah, man, Conspiracy extremists. Nudge me a little bit on that DM so it stays at the top and we might be able to do that. We might be able to do that. All right, guys, let's do this. We're gonna stop sharing it again so I don't dox anybody in my DMs. And we're gonna go back and see what else we got. I know I got a couple things. And then we are going to, I promise, get to some. Well, it looks like we might have a fight right here. I would call this. I would call. I haven't watched this. I haven't watched this. But we're gonna go ahead and sound the alarm. Is it here? Is it here? It's here. Nope. Nancy says, Raven, you should join Connie for a round of chat roulette. I don't. I've never been on chat roulette. I know that it kind of like cycles you through. You have a few seconds to talk to somebody or something like that and then it moves you on. Maybe, maybe. I wouldn't be opposed to doing that. That could be fun. Let's see what else we got here. All right, let's let this one go. This is white versus black. We have a very disrespectful pajama pants. And I've often said on this show that pajama pants are in fact the outfit of the. If you go outside of your home in the daylight actually at any time at all, and you're in pajama pants, you should be shot where you stand and left to bleed out and die in the streets like an animal. Like an animal. So already off to a bad start. It also looks like he's in slides. And then we have a. A white man here with a bad stance. They're both in a bad stance. It's a 44 second video and before we start it, we're going to take votes. Now, if you've seen this, if you've seen this, don't. Don't vote. Have some. Have some. Have some dignity. Have some honor. Have some principles. Do not vote. If you've already seen this, if you have not seen this, go ahead and cast your vote. I'M gonna go white. Yeah, I'm gonna go white. Because. Because I'm rooting for Whitey. I'm rooting for Whitey and I. And so we're gonna see how that goes. I'm gonna let this go in a second here. We got Jen with the W. We got Meat Cavern with the W. We got Star Crimes with the W. Feels like we're feeling pretty white today, boys. Curtis with the W. Mr. Poop Bag himself with the. Hey, how you been, Mr. Poop Bag? Good to see you with the W. Lucas with a hard R, also says W. Okay. All right, all right. I feel like you guys are on the same page as me. I'm feeling pretty good. And Cap Grizzly with the W. J. Brooks with the W. Q says, I will beat a nigga's ass in pajama pants. Fuck you. But that doesn't make you any less of a giga nigga Q. And we know this about you. And so as much as it pains me to know that you go outside in pajama pants, it doesn't surprise me. It doesn't surprise me. But you get the pass. Because we love you. Let's see what else we got here. Zoom to doom. Nobody is calling for the fucking. Okay. All right. Still having to win over or still hoping to win over Raven? What? Who win me over what? Aiming rat. You dirty piece of. I don't know what you're talking about, but it's set me off, dude. Where are we supposed to send Dave videos? You're gonna want to send them to my X account. So what you'll do is throughout the. We create a little bit of a system throughout the week. If you want your material shown on timeline cleanse. What you're going to do is you're going to send me your videos to my DMS, but my DMs are swamped and they're going to get even more swamp now that we have this going on. So what you're going to do is when I announce a show, you're going to send an N. And that N stands for nudge. And it will bring your DM to the top of the list in case it got submerged by all the other DMS throughout the week. And that way I can see the N. And I know to click on it because the N means nudge. It doesn't mean nigger. It doesn't mean nigger, it means nudge. And that way I'll know. And so that's why I'll click on it. So if you Want to watch your videos get played here? Send them over to my X account, which is David L. Corbo on Twitter or on X. And then when I announce the show, when you get the notification for the show, hit it with an N. It'll go to the top. All right, guys, we are still going white, white. And we're gonna let this go. White. Whoa, Robin with the N. Oh, God. All right, all right. Hey, somebody's gotta vote for the blacks, right? I'm seeing a lot of W's. All right, we're going. Let's go. And let's go. We're going. Let's see what we got. And you know what we'll do? It's a 44 second video. If something changes within the first 10 seconds, I will pause it and we're allowed to reassess. But only once. Only once. Let's go. Oh, I was gonna get a reassessment from the chat, but I think I just paused on a fatal blow. I'm not gonna lie. See, initially, I was watching this dude shell up and weather the storm, and so I thought for a second that both of them are pretty terrible at fighting, but you might do a little bit of a rope, a dope to the white boy, and he might gas you. Guys know how it is. You get into a fight and all of a sudden your arms get filled with blood and you can't lift him anymore. And. And if you're not experienced, that can happen to you rather quickly. But I'm pretty sure I just paused on a fatal blow. Let's let it play from the beginning. Oh, dude, I was right. I was right. This just got dinged. And then you saw him do the little dance here. Let's see if we can get him to do the little dance. So he gets hit and he kind of goes like, there he goes. He gets hit and then. Not good, not good. You get hit so hard that your legs get hit with the reset button and they kind of get made of jello for a second. He's still standing, but if his opponent is paying attention, it's time to move in. Oh, hey, I'll give it to him. He's got heart. He still wants to go. Or that just might be the olfactory settings kicking in on the blacks, where they just have to commit to violence no matter what. But this boy's on queer street, and it's the month of June, baby, so let's let it go. Come on, dude.

[Top Lobster]

Right behind me, bro.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like this. Now white boy's picking his Shots where? First he came out of the gate real hot. He's picking his shots now in a big way. Yeah. Ancap says he doesn't know where he is. Q says he's standing on shaky seas right now. And yeah, you know, I do like the fact that he still wants to go, but you guys are both right. He's on queer street, and white boy's picking his shots right now. So. So I was gonna get upset with the white boy for a second there, because you do. I understand not rushing in, but you don't want to allow your opponent to recover. Those few seconds are enough to get recalibrated and get your legs about you again. And for a second, I'm watching that video and I'm going, is this the. The good nature of the white boy kicking in? Yeah. Hipster tactical says bro is five feet away swinging. Yeah, not good. Not good. Emily says he was fighting like a gentleman. Look, man, that could often be to your detriment. A fight is a fight, and you extinguish your opponent until they're no longer a threat because you let people recover, and you don't know that they would give you the same good graces, man. All right, let's. Here, let's bring that down real quick, and let's bring that back. I'd like to see him when he fell. One of the big problems about fights, right, is if you knock somebody out, they might land in the back of your head after they fall like a tree. This fell like a tree and landed on his face. Not good. And a good natured white lets him get up and walk off. Bravo. Bravo, boys. Not the worst. I don't know if the black would have allowed him to do the same, but who knows? Maybe they're homies. Maybe they're homies. But that'll teach you to wear pajama pants in public. Come on. Oh, my dick. No, no, no, no, no. Does that sound familiar to anybody? That last part on my dick? You know what that sounds like? That sounds like the same number one. That's a little bit of comedy. And also when you're talking about hurting your dick, there's a little bit of camaraderie in there where you hope that your opponent will be like, oh, shit, the dick. Okay, that's unfair. That's unfair. Boom. Hipster. I mean, I'm sorry. Cubertemo fucking says it, dude. That's exactly where I was going. Everybody. W's in the chat for Q. W's in the chat for Q. He nailed it. This is a man who intimately knows squabbling, who intimately knows the streets. He is our very own Giga, and he knows the truth about these situations. That's exactly where I was going, Q. That is a Bryson Gray move. If anybody remembers the really epic fight between BRYSON GRAY and Mr. Patriot, that was what Bryson said. When he was done squabbling, when he didn't want anymore, he was on top, you know, so he had the ability to kind of walk off, but all of a sudden, he yelled, oh, my balls. Or oh, my dick. Whatever it was. Whatever it was. And what that does is it gives you the ability to bail on the fight, and everybody takes a blast to the dick as a really devastating move. And so there's no. There's no harm. There's no foul. Oh, your dick hurt. Your balls hurt? Okay, dude, we get it. We get it. Get out of there. We all know what that's like. We all have dicks and balls. We don't like when they get blasted either. Here. I want to drop the chat and bring it back up, because it looks like it froze there for a second, but good. Good on you, Q, because that's exactly where I was going. Bryson, gay. Say his name. Gay. Well, I mean, if Q says it, then it is so Bryson gays now. His name is gay. His name is gay. Good job, Q. Good job. Really showing off your intimate knowledge of black behavior. Black behavior. And I just say fighting is. Is black behavior. No one quits a fight they're winning. Well, you know, Bryson, nobody won that fight, to be perfectly honest. But he did have, like, the top position, so at least there was, like, a dominance thing. If a fight ends and you're on your back, you're gay. You know what I mean? But Bryson wanted out of that fight, and so he went, oh, my dick. Because let me tell you, if I'm gonna fight with somebody and it's a real fight, and you blast me in the balls, I'm not saying I'm gonna deal with that pain later. We're fighting. I'm not gonna be like, oh, he hit me in the balls. Because basically, it's the equivalent to saying timeout. That's what it's like. It's like saying timeout. Same energy. Same energy. All right, let's see what else we got here. It. I know it's my dm, so I don't care. I can at least show those. I don't want to do this whole. Take it down, bring it up. I think I got, like. This is crazy. I'm sorry. This is just so crazy to me. This is so crazy. Lord Jesus Christ, please return soon. Please return soon. I'm not saying that I want this to be over, but I'm saying people need your help. People need Jesus now more than ever. And the people whose care this individual is in, you know, I get it. They should be stoned. But, you know, let he who is without sin cast the first stone. I get it, dude, but. Monsters. Monsters. Monsters. Monsters. This is crazy. Q says the tranny has spoken. I don't know what that said, man. Forgotten pagan God says stoning's coming back. Stoning's coming back. When? Pat. Good to see you. Pat. He says, is this trans? Joy Happy pride, yo. I just sounds like me when I took too much peyote. Yeah, this sounds like people that are on salvia. You ever listen to somebody on salvia? Translation Tower. Gang tower. Gang tower. Gang tower. Is this Mark Random? Oh, my God. Random. He got a fucking double vasectomy. Unbelievable, man. What's the caption on this say? Let's see. I'd like to see the comments a little bit. You may live to see man made horrors behind beyond your comprehension. Yes, yes, yes. Let's see what. Okay. Let's see what Grok has to say. Let's see what this demon has to say. Grock says the video likely shows a transgender person celebrating after top surgery, a gender affirming procedure to align their body with their identity. They appear joyful, suggesting a positive outcome. Researchers indicate such surgeries often improve mental health. Oh, research indicates that. Really? Really, really, really? I don't think it does. I don't think it does. I think they kill themselves. Research indicates such surgeries often improve mental health with the. With high satisfaction rates. However, critics raise concerns about risks like complications and ethical issues, especially for minors. The debate is complex with. With valid points on both sides. Valid points. Valid points. Grok. Good point. Good point, sir. He looks like the Batman shooter if he got shot, lost his, you know, bodily function and. And became trans man. 5 million views. I don't like that noise anymore. Let's see if anybody else has anything to say them. How do you consent to us Cut. Hey, hey. Do you consent to us cutting your tits off her. Them. Great prep for surgery, right? I wonder a lot about how that consent thing works when you can't even sign a thing. You can't hold a pen. You can't verbalize anything, man. Is that what the suicide rates say? Right, right, right, right, right, right. Well, I don't. Yeah, good point. Mr. Poop Bag, she's too retarded to commit suicide in five years. I would agree with that. So I don't think we're any. We're in any danger. Zipper tits do not reduce suicides. Just tarred boobs. Yeah, I really think that was the problem. You know what I mean? Like this person who clearly has like cerebral palsy or some shit like that. I don't know what. I don't fucking. I'm just making up disease is here. I don't know anything. You guys know that. But I think the real problem was the tits. That was the real problem. Not the fact that they are relegated to a automatic wheelchair for the rest of their lives. Not the fact that they can't even do simple things like tying their shoes, washing their body or eating food without the aid of a caretaker. Not the fact that they will never be able to assimilate with their peers or for the fact that they don't even have peers. The that fact, if the problem, the real problem was the heavies was the cans, was the tits hanging on the chest of this individual. That was the key to everything. It wasn't that they were trapped in their own body. It was that they were a boy trapped in their own body. Man. Not nice guy. That's not nice. That's not nice. That's not nice. Oh, my goodness. Well, yeah, what's better? John Black the tard told the other tards on the telepathy tape. Hill, right? Is it better to telepathically communicate with demons or is it better to cut your tits off? Trick question. It was the demons that told him to. Her too. Whatever. I don't want to fucking misgender them. That would be a mistake, wouldn't it? All right, let's see what else we got here. I got one more thing and then we're gonna start to do a speed round. Oh, here we go. More black. We out here. Ooga booga in. At the playground and. Yes. Oh, in. Ooga booga in. My mistake. Ooga booga in. So we know what we're looking for. This might be a five star. Oh, Moon cricket. Let's see. Oh, I was told that Amon Rat had a banger and it is in fact true. Stephanie Hawking. Thank you very much. You guys know how I feel about Stephanie Hawking, right? I mean, Stephen Hawkings. I don't think he was smart. I don't think he was smart at all. I think he was Telepathy tape director's cut. Unfucking believable Also, I hear in the telepathy tapes that the blurry creatures guys had on a pastor. I believe it was a pastor who was originally included in the telepathy tape. But virtually all of the footage was cut out. Apparently these kids do talk quite a bit about Jesus and all of it was cut out. So I want to look into getting him on the show and having a dialogue with him. Let me see if my wife is. My wife said, you're a baby. You're a baby. Okay, let's see what we got going on here. This isn't one where we call. For those of you who may be new, we actually have quite a quite a many people watching. We have 745 people watching on X and we have 200 people watching on Rumble. Welcome, guys. Oh my goodness. Let me go through real quick. Make sure I didn't miss any Rumble rants. Guys, this is a donation based show. If you derive any value from this, if you like watching the horrors that we just watched on this show and you find it valuable and you're looking for a way to contribute, consider then donating Rumble rants is a great way. But if you're not on Rumble, then beneath me is a ticker. And that ticker tells you where you can send money to. You can go to cash app find me at dollar sign David Corbeau or you can find me on Venmo and PayPal at D Corbo 7. 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