029: Blap, Blap - NDS Chronicles

Summary

Podcast Summary: Nephilim Death Squad Episode 029: Blap, Blap - NDS Chronicles

Episode Details

• Title: Nephilim Death Squad
• Hosts: Top Lobsta Productions (Top Lobster) and David Lee Corbeau (Raven)
• Episode: 029: Blap, Blap - NDS Chronicles
• Release Date: August 1, 2025
• Description: Exploring conspiracies through a Biblical lens with engaging conversations, listener testimonies, and a variety of intriguing topics.

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1. Introduction and Setting the Tone (00:01 - 03:00)

The episode kicks off with intense declarations about societal control and manipulation by hidden powers. David Lee Corbeau emphasizes the disparity between perceived reality and underlying truths:

"[00:01] David Lee Corbeau: ...We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people."

Top Lobster joins in, highlighting the enslavement of the masses and the urgent need for awakening:

"[00:42] Top Lobster: ...Made us finally slaves and everybody's just walking around heading the clouds and won't awaken..."

Their banter sets a dramatic and conspiratorial tone for the episode, framing the discussion around hidden forces and the end times.

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2. Pop Culture and Religious Affiliations: Hulk Hogan vs. Ozzy Osbourne (03:00 - 09:00)

A significant portion of the episode centers on a detailed and heated debate between Top Lobster and Raven about the wrestling icon Hulk Hogan versus rock legend Ozzy Osbourne. They critique Hogan’s wrestling skills and his alleged Satanic affiliations while contrasting him with other figures in the entertainment industry.

Notable Quotes:

• Raven: "[03:12] ...Hulk Hogan died. So what? Yeah. Really? Who cares, right?"
• Top Lobster: "[04:20] What if he power bombs?"
• Raven: "[07:30] Who is, in your opinion, the iconic face of wrestling? The face most associated with wrestling? It's Hulk Hogan."

Their discussion delves into the authenticity of Hogan's persona, his impact on wrestling, and the intersection of fame with spiritual corruption.

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3. Listener Submissions and Paranormal Testimonies (11:29 - 72:34)

The core content involves the hosts reading and reacting to paranormal testimonies submitted by listeners. Each submission brings unique stories that intertwine spiritual experiences, supernatural phenomena, and personal struggles.

a. Joe’s Testimony (11:29 - 15:00)

Joe shares how the podcast has influenced his spiritual journey towards Christ, despite his chaotic experiences. The hosts attempt to read his submission amidst technical difficulties, leading to humorous interruptions.

"[11:56] Joe: ...I believe the show leads a lot of people to Christ. God."

b. Remly/Jeff’s Story (30:36 - 39:43)

Remly recounts a harrowing experience with severe back pain, a mysterious compassionate woman in the ER who may be an angel, and struggles with pain management. The narrative explores themes of divine intervention and personal transformation.

"[31:07] Remly: ...a gorgeous brunette in a gray and black pink striped skirt suit...as if she had felt my pain and actually knew me."

c. Nathan’s Submission (61:19 - 87:17)

Nathan discusses his tumultuous past, including denouncing religion, substance abuse, and eventual spiritual awakening. His narrative includes encounters with supernatural entities and profound personal revelations.

"[72:21] Nathan: ...Christ is king based. Amen. Just like my fellow dangerous retards."

d. Mr. Dick Wrinkle’s Account (72:21 - 89:40)

Mr. Dick Wrinkle shares a deeply personal story of loss, rejection of faith, substance abuse, and a transformative spiritual experience. His testimony spans over seven pages, detailing his path from darkness to seeking divine intervention.

"[73:17] Dick Wrinkle: ...When God looked at them and said to them, with men this is impossible. With, with God all things are possible."

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4. Discussions on Literature and Mystical Locations (09:00 - 24:00)

The hosts delve into the sci-fi novel "Childhood's End" by Arthur C. Clarke, drawing parallels between its themes and their own discussions on conspiracies and supernatural evolution. They also explore the mystique surrounding Mammoth Cave, Kentucky, touching upon its geological features and alleged paranormal activities.

"[26:01] ...the same cave system is where you will find Garden of the Gods. Oh, not in Mammoth Cave, but part of the same cave system..."

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5. Personal Anecdotes and Spiritual Reflections (39:43 - 89:40)

Throughout the episode, both hosts share personal stories that intertwine with their discussions on spirituality, addiction, and redemption. These anecdotes provide a glimpse into their own struggles and triumphs, reinforcing the podcast's focus on blending personal experience with broader conspiratorial themes.

"[77:12] Remly: ...secure a half a million dollar grant to start a school called Nourish Kitchens. I became a dean, wrote the curriculum and taught..."

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6. Technical Difficulties and Comedic Interludes (Throughout)

The episode is punctuated with technical glitches, humorous interjections, and playful banter between the hosts. These moments add a layer of levity and showcase the hosts' dynamic chemistry, making the content engaging and entertaining.

"[30:51] Top Lobster: ...bathrooms like, have you ever seen this show?..."

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7. Concluding Remarks and Future Plans (89:40 - End)

As the episode approaches its end, the hosts discuss the potential for future episodes, including guest interviews and deeper explorations into mystical and paranormal topics. They also touch upon improvements to their recording setup and tease upcoming content.

"[93:04] Top Lobster: ...Maybe we should talk to Dave Kem. That's an interesting, interesting thing that I never heard of."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• David Lee Corbeau on Societal Control: "[00:01] We are being hypnotized by people like this...unbelievably sick people."
• Top Lobster on Slavery and Awakening: "[00:42] ...Made us finally slaves and everybody's just walking around heading the clouds and won't awaken..."
• Raven on Wrestling Icons: "[07:30] ...Who is the best wrestler? Shawn Michaels or the Hardy Brothers?...The real answer is Hulk Hogan, of course."
• Joe’s Influence: "[11:56] ...I believe the show leads a lot of people to Christ. God."
• Nathan’s Spiritual Journey: "[72:21] ...Christ is king based. Amen. Just like my fellow dangerous retards."
• Mr. Dick Wrinkle’s Transformation: "[73:17] ...With God all things are possible."

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Conclusion

Episode 029 of Nephilim Death Squad offers a blend of intense conspiratorial discussions, personal spiritual journeys, and engaging listener testimonies. Through the dynamic interplay between Top Lobster and Raven, listeners are taken on a journey that intertwines pop culture, paranormal phenomena, and deep personal reflections. The episode underscores the podcast's commitment to exploring hidden truths through a Biblical lens, all while maintaining an engaging and often humorous rapport.

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Transcript

[David Lee Corbeau]

Top Lobster Productions. We are being hypnotized by people like this. News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people. The chasm between what we told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely enormous. Oh yeah, dude, there's some Nephilim. It's like we all know what's going down but no one's saying what happened.

[Top Lobster]

To the home of the brave?

[David Lee Corbeau]

They control us now. When no one's talking about how they.

[Top Lobster]

Made us finally slaves and everybody's just walking around heading the clouds and won't awaken to a dead in the grave by then it's too late. We need to be ready to raise up.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Welcome to the end of days.

[Top Lobster]

Everybody is slaves. Only some are aware that the government releasing poison. And which one are we reading? Dude, we haven't even. We're reading. Joe. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles. Joe. Don't interrupt me. The show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony. I am David Lee Corbeau, AKA the Raven. Don't do that. That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I mean, how does it feel now as I'm setting everything up?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

David has made it his life mission to just around. I think it's good. It looks good.

[Top Lobster]

It does look good. But you, you do too much. We're like here, we're gonna start. There's like all the little. Oh, we gotta tweak this. Gotta do that. It's gotta look. Everything's gotta be perfect.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Decide which fake Jordans I'm gonna wear.

[Top Lobster]

They're fake Jordans.

[David Lee Corbeau]

These are actually.

[Top Lobster]

We're finally admitting it.

[David Lee Corbeau]

These are the Bruce Lee's to the people. So we're gonna read Joe today.

[Top Lobster]

Well, hold on a second. What about patreon.com nephewdeswa fine. That's a place where they can go when they're sad that they have to miss out on what's gonna happen next.

[David Lee Corbeau]

When you're hungry.

[Top Lobster]

When you're hungry. Wait, what?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I get it. For content. Stop showing people stuff. You want to. You want, you want your content whole filled. Come and get your content whole [e-mail] backslash nephilim death squad. Sign up at the mommy tier. Somebody signed up. I saw somebody did like 100 7. Somebody did 300 and some odds for the year.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I think they did this one here. For the year.

[Top Lobster]

Retardio for the year. God bless. That's a telepathy for a year.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's fun to be like, they made the commitment to be retarded for a full year. God bless.

[Top Lobster]

Somebody says, sounds terrible.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Sounds.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I know why. Because you're stupid.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You see? Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Unbelievable audio. Hdmi. Oh, my. Look at him. Do we sound better now, guys? Do you like the way that we sound now? Because he's. He's stupid. See all the little things. He was worried about the lights. He was.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Welcome back to another episode.

[Top Lobster]

Don't do that. We already did that.

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, no, no, no. We're doing it again. And we're going to run it from the top. Run it from the top. So we'll edit it.

[Top Lobster]

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony. Oh, you got to press it once and then let it go. You were. You were. You were.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Oh, you keep pressing it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Yeah. You can't keep pressing it.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Hulk Hogan died. So what? Yeah. Really? Who cares, right?

[David Lee Corbeau]

I mean, was he sick? Was he vaccinated?

[Top Lobster]

I didn't even know he was sick.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I had questions. Is he. Did he worship? Is he vaccinated?

[Top Lobster]

He was a Satanist.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, clearly everyone that's dying is. I mean, here's the thing. If you die within the next couple of months, six weeks, not just a Satan.

[Top Lobster]

Well, certainly within the next one week.

[David Lee Corbeau]

But you've died. You've died to get away from the accusation that you were on the Epstein flight log.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I like that.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Anybody that dies, I don't give a fuck. For any reason. Don't die.

[Top Lobster]

I don't want to make light of it.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Don't die. Don't goon. Don't do anything.

[Top Lobster]

Don't do. But I don't. I don't want to make light of it, but I just imagine that if you were going to get molested on an island, there would be a hierarchy of people that you would. You know, it'd be. It'd be like, bad to worse.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Hulk Hogan being the worst one.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Well, okay, good question.

[Top Lobster]

I don't want to. I don't want to. Hey, be careful. Don't joke around.

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, no. Okay, okay. All right. Hulk Hogan or Ozzy, I think Ozzy.

[Top Lobster]

Because Hulk Hogan will really give you a pounding.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, but Ozzy could really give you the shakes. No, Hulk hole gonna give you the brother. And then he'll give you one fucking leg drop.

[Top Lobster]

What if he power bombs? Yeah, he doesn't power bottom.

[David Lee Corbeau]

All he's got is the slam and the leg drop. He's lazy.

[Top Lobster]

That's all he has. That's it. That was his moves, dog.

[David Lee Corbeau]

His moveset was trick. First off, I don't want to disrespect Hulk Hogan like this.

[Top Lobster]

I think it's a little bit late.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, you know what? It's a little bit dark in here now. What have you fucking.

[Top Lobster]

Cuz you adjust things, dude. We're making it brighter. There you go.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Looks better.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that'll lighten the mood. Yeah, which is because it got dark there. He got dark with that. So his only moves were the leg drop and the.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He had. He's like a very lazy worker. Honestly, I have a lot of questions about how he got where he got wonderful hype, man.

[Top Lobster]

Are you kidding me? You ever see the promos that Hulk Hogan would cut, Brother, they're fine. Hulkamaniacs.

[David Lee Corbeau]

They were fine. But his in ring attributes were garbage. He had like a. He'll punch you. He'll punch you. He'll no sell when you punch him.

[Top Lobster]

When Zach. Oh, like he will. He'll act like it didn't happen.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, yeah. Like I seen him get hit with the chair in the head and be like.

[Top Lobster]

And then that's fucking dope. That's exciting.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It is dope.

[Top Lobster]

But it's.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's. Now imagine you're the guy wrestling him. And this is all fake.

[Top Lobster]

It's disheartening.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's disheartening.

[Top Lobster]

Like, he's not playing along.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I just hit him with my best fake shot.

[Top Lobster]

Yo, that's literally like when you were a kid and you would play, you know, fake fighting your friends, and then one friend would just never. Pratt.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's called sell. You'd never sell.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you'd never sell.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You never sell back.

[Top Lobster]

And somehow that. And then if you. If you played with that kid, you'd be like, this kid has no future.

[David Lee Corbeau]

So this is the question that I got.

[Top Lobster]

He does have. He has the future in wrestling.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He gets the future wrestling. He's the guy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And his skill set is whatever. Like, he. He's a tall guy, but there's a lot of tall, a lot of strong dudes. His moveset is literally. This is what sets up his moveset.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

A couple of punches, he'll Irish whip you. Which I don't know why they call it that. Grab your body.

[Top Lobster]

Because they were the first slaves. Did you know that we was. I didn't know Irish people were slaves for a long time. Yeah. Long before.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay, let's get into this.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, that's just. That's All I know, that's the extent of it. So either way, on my side of the family, slaves. I come from a long lineage of slavery.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Your grandmother was a.

[Top Lobster]

She was black.

[David Lee Corbeau]

She was a.

[Top Lobster]

No, that's not true. She might have been. Who knows? Look, let me ask you something.

[David Lee Corbeau]

She had it coming is all I'm saying. Okay. What I'm saying. What we're saying about Hulk Hogan is.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

How did you get to the spot where you were at? Because your moveset was subpar. Your on mic skills were okay.

[Top Lobster]

Pretty good.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Right. It's just, he got to like the. The top, which is weird.

[Top Lobster]

You ever see somebody in wrestling who just sucks at, like, cutting promos? Who sucks at doing the drama?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, but they're good at wrestling.

[Top Lobster]

But you just go like. Yeah, but you can't watch them. It doesn't. There's no story. So in order to have a superstar, you need to build a story arc around them.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

He's got to play the heel, then he's got to play the baby face. And he's got to play the heel, then he's got to, you know, he's got to go back and forth. He's got to be versatile in that.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Heel turn was epic. The nwo, it's still bro.

[Top Lobster]

You talking about with attitude.

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, that's nw. Nwa. I thought we were not gonna curse here, Nick.

[Top Lobster]

Is not a curse. The.

[David Lee Corbeau]

They took it down.

[Top Lobster]

The one where he did the. The black and white era.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Oh, he also hated the blacks, which was kind of crazy based. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Right. Anyway, well, can I ask you one thing before we depart from wrestling? Who. Who is, in your opinion, the iconic face of wrestling? The face most associated with wrestling?

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's Hulk Hogan.

[Top Lobster]

It's Hulk Hogan. Thank you.

[David Lee Corbeau]

But who is. Who is the best wrestler? Shawn Michaels or the Hardy Brothers?

[Top Lobster]

The Hardy Brothers were dope.

[David Lee Corbeau]

The Hardy Boys.

[Top Lobster]

The Hardy Boys.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Sorry. They were hard boys.

[David Lee Corbeau]

What I do like, though, is the last time that Hulk Hogan was on, I think he was. The last time he was on WWE might have been WrestleMania.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

They booed him out of the stadium.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. That was weird. That was weird. It's because he. He supported Trump at the RNC because.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He found himself as a part of the Beast system.

[Top Lobster]

Oh. Somebody said ultimate Warrior. Don't sleep on the Ultimate Warrior.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Ultimate Warrior. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, See, here we go. This Z Man. Bring up Z Man. He's a real piece of shit, by the way. Bring him up right there. This is the same argument that my cousin and I had. My cousin Says Stone Cold Steve Austin. Now, my cousin Gabe, you know Gabe, he's a real wrestling fanatic. He loves wrestling. And he says, stone Cold Steve. I wish.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I wish this show was too bad. Me and Gabe.

[Top Lobster]

You're not good enough for Gabe. So he goes.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He.

[Top Lobster]

He goes. I say, it's Hulk Hogan is the face of wrestling. He says, stone Cold Steve Austin.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It depends on the error. But no, the real.

[Top Lobster]

I'm about body of work.

[David Lee Corbeau]

The real answer is Hulk Hogan, of course. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And that's.

[David Lee Corbeau]

But I can understand how he says Stone Cold Steel. Yeah, yeah, because that's like.

[Top Lobster]

I remember when he got hit with a cinder block and then he stopped being a wrestler for a long time.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Stone Cold.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. They dropped a cinder block on his head from like a. You know, that might have been kayfabe.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I'm pretty sure that that was a Stephen King novel.

[Top Lobster]

They dropped the cinder block on. Stephen King said, no, no.

[David Lee Corbeau]

They dropped it on a black girl's head. She got. This is actually very interesting. A book. Another thing that you should read. I think get. We should get. We should get into doing fiction, like, looking. I know y'. All. Fiction. Oh, God.

[Top Lobster]

I don't like fiction.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, yeah, I know, but give me politics.

[Top Lobster]

No. Who. Get who? I don't want it.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, give me politics.

[Top Lobster]

Don't do that. Just because we have a set. You think you can do that? Don't. And don't look at yourself while you do it either. That's kind of disgusting. It is. No. Oh, God. Okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

What I'm saying.

[Top Lobster]

I don't do politics.

[David Lee Corbeau]

That's what I'm. All right, so this story here, because it all pertains. It's a Stephen King story. The Dark Tower series.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

What's her name? Her name is Susanna. She's a black girl with no legs.

[Top Lobster]

What?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Right.

[Top Lobster]

Oh.

[David Lee Corbeau]

But the way she gets there is she's walking down the street and somebody throws a brick at her head. Just blast this bitch. Like, I mean. But from there, it causes a split personality. Stephen King. Stephen King, super esoteric and knows what he's talking about. She's one of these characters that has these split personalities. Yeah. What do they call it? A disassociation.

[Top Lobster]

And one will come over multiple personality disorders. This schizophrenia.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Did I ever tell you about the. The part in this story where a woman gets impregnated by this spider creature called Morton? And the creature, when she. When she gives birth.

[Top Lobster]

Spider. The spider is an interesting.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Exactly. See what I mean? This guy's everywhere.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay, so she gets impregnated by this spider. Spider creature. And when.

[Top Lobster]

What does he do? Does he. How does he do it?

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, no, I'm sorry. She gets impregnated by a disembodied spirit and she gives birth to this half spider kind of thing. And when he comes out as a baby, comes out with a full erection out of her. Oh, so this is Susan. This is her Susanna. Yeah. So she's got this split personality. So it's very interesting stuff when you read it. I mean, I read it years ago and I wasn't aware of how steeped in the occult and things like this. That. That it actually is. So, yeah, hitting the head with the brick. Split personality. Her journey from there just gets crazy. All the way to Nephilim.

[Top Lobster]

Shit.

[David Lee Corbeau]

But you don't even. We don't call it Nephilim ship when. When we're reading it because we don't have the correct verb.

[Top Lobster]

Well, now we do. Now we would. Which is.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Now you do.

[Top Lobster]

Now you do. Then that's the correct verbiage. By the way, is. Is Nephilim. Shit. You know, speaking of authors, I would like to read. My wife says you can't have your gun on the table. Aren't they going to flag your show?

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, because I'm going to block out that we said gun and that could just be anything.

[Top Lobster]

That could be anything, honestly.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And you. You pointing it out wife is. Is detrimental to the. So, okay, we're gonna read a submission. This comes from Joe.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Joe. Hi, Joe.

[Top Lobster]

Joe. This was back in 6:30. It doesn't have a title because I don't know how to do this on my phone. Let's see if it has a title.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Oh.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I ruined everything. It's all gone now. Oh, this is a mistake. Okay, hold on. Oh, no, that was also a mistake. Here we go.

[David Lee Corbeau]

So, Joe, love the show and what you all do.

[Top Lobster]

What does it say? It says a thank you and a great. And it's. You can see I got. So I can't see what it says. The title.

[David Lee Corbeau]

This guy doesn't know how to use his phone.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know how to use my phone. Okay, so he says, no, don't touch it. It's fine. It's over now. He goes, love the show and what you all do. As wild as the discussions are, I believe the show leads a lot of people to Christ. God.

[David Lee Corbeau]

We just talked about.

[Top Lobster]

Just beat off on camera.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Beat off on camera. Talked about whether we'd like Hulk Hogan or Ozzy.

[Top Lobster]

What's a. Who's pitching A tent. Like a true Boy Scout. Who's. Who's it erect? Who.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Oh, I didn't even click on.

[Top Lobster]

Why did you click on that?

[David Lee Corbeau]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

What the hell? Okay, so. So we're leading the people to Christ. Who would. Who would likely not otherwise find a path. True Shepherds of the Lord. This really. This really hurts to read after what we just did.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Can we start over?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my God.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Well, he sent this last month.

[Top Lobster]

Last month.

[David Lee Corbeau]

We've decided.

[Top Lobster]

Probably have gotten worse.

[David Lee Corbeau]

We've decided to become worse.

[Top Lobster]

I thought we were doing better. Honestly, I thought. I thought. I made a conscious decision.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Anyway, I don't like that your wife's watching. Where is she? Turn it off.

[Top Lobster]

Be in the chat. Where's my wife?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Keep reading.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. Anyway, I heard you all on a number of occasions discuss autism and the possibility of the syndrome unlocking supernatural abilities. The elite possibly studying this as some sort of way to ascend the current human form into something different. An evolution of sorts. This whole subject reminded me of the sci fi novel by Arthur Clark. Childhood's End. If you're not familiar, check it out. An interesting novel with loads of symbolism.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Loads.

[Top Lobster]

True Shepherds of the Lord.

[David Lee Corbeau]

We're gonna change the name of the show to True Shepherds of the Lord. We're in the Christianity section. We've got to change that.

[Top Lobster]

We shouldn't be in the Christian. I mean, obviously we're Christian. We believe in Jesus Christ, but.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Which is a good question. Let's take a quick departure from Joe's story.

[Top Lobster]

This is the end of it. Hold on, let me finish it.

[David Lee Corbeau]

That's it.

[Top Lobster]

He just said. Just wanted to share a thought.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Quick load, Joe.

[Top Lobster]

Keep up the great work. Jac. Which I assume one of the J is probably for Joe. And then there's footnotes. And I'll read about what Childhood's End is and we could discuss that. But what were you going to segue into? Very rudely. See, I. Some. See somebody up there is. Says Raven's wife. But I know she's not in the. In the. In the.

[David Lee Corbeau]

She's a liar.

[Top Lobster]

She says my husband takes loads. I know that's not her. Very rude.

[David Lee Corbeau]

We're talking about Christianity and real question. Real Christians and fake Christians.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Okay. Are we all right?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Real Christians like us? I shouldn't have gave him soda.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I get gassy.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I got into a lot of shit on Twitter recently. Today. Yesterday. For saying the truth.

[Top Lobster]

Ozzy Osbourne again.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. I just keep telling the truth.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Keep getting in trouble. It's like I'm stepping on a rake. It's fine. But I'm right. I think so there's a concerted effort, for whatever reason, to declare Ozzy Osbourne as a Christian.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, now. Now I have seen an article that declares.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I declare.

[Top Lobster]

I declare. I do declare that Ozzy Osbourne believed in Jesus Christ. That was what it said.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

There's no. My wife says there's no chatting on X. Oh, and she'll make a rumble. Oh, there's no one chatting on X.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Oh, so she's dead up there. Go on YouTube.

[Top Lobster]

So. So nobody chats on X. That. That he believed in Jesus. Which is a very specific. I didn't read the article. I only saw a screenshot of a headline. Couldn't even find the article if I wanted to because didn't have where it was sourced from. Okay. Lots of. Lots of. Lots of Satanists.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And I'm not even saying that he was. Let's just start there. Lots of Satanists believe that Jesus Christ was real.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, that's the. That's like a prerequisite to being a saint. The Satanists that are atheists are not. They are not real Satanists, they're wax Satanists.

[Top Lobster]

Right. Somebody said to me, well, he. He wears crosses. What sort of Satan. What sort of Satanist wears a cross? And I said, well. Well, real Satanists infiltrate the church. They go there religious, you know.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Every Sunday to subvert.

[David Lee Corbeau]

They go there religiously.

[Top Lobster]

They go there religiously to subvert. Yes, the flock. Okay, that's a good way to start the conversation. What do you think about Crowley? I am holding in a fart. I am. I'm holding it. It's distracting.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's a small.

[Top Lobster]

I won't let it. I won't let it out.

[David Lee Corbeau]

This is a small room, but I.

[Top Lobster]

Just want you to know we're on. On in my house. I fart freely. I mute the microphone. No, no, no, no. You don't want it to happen.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Oh, he did it.

[Top Lobster]

That's not true. I didn't do that. I would. You would have to stop this.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You have to hold it in and it's going to have to go back.

[Top Lobster]

It goes back in. So. So where do you. Where do you. Where do you put Ozzy Osbourne people?

[David Lee Corbeau]

So people are falsely attributing me, saying that he's going to hell. I don't know. I don't know if he goes to hell.

[Top Lobster]

I hope not to heaven.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I hope not.

[Top Lobster]

I hope he found Jesus.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I also think that people that say we need to Pray for their souls. I think that that's retarded. I think you need to have done that before you died. Probably. Yeah. You shouldn't went to that island.

[Top Lobster]

Going to hell.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Why the hell you go to that island? Why the would you go to that island?

[Top Lobster]

Hulk Hogan, if you're watching this, he was very tan.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He was, he was. It seems like. Seems like an island boy.

[Top Lobster]

Seems like he spent a lot of time.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You know who else is very tan?

[Top Lobster]

Not Azie.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Donald Trump. Ozzy. Ozzy was staying inside the temple.

[Top Lobster]

He was. He didn't see the light of day because he's a vampire. What was so. So. Okay, so people said, yeah, I'm not.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Saying he's not that he's not going to heaven. I'm saying that his work and what he showed up until two weeks ago was not Christian iconography, symbology. There was nothing Christian about it. As a matter of fact. They're like, oh, it was a. It was a fun game that he did.

[Top Lobster]

And he likes a silly goose.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He's just a silly goose. And he liked to act like he was a Satanist and do all the.

[Top Lobster]

Things that did you know, he. He killed 17 cats in a.

[David Lee Corbeau]

In a.

[Top Lobster]

In a drug fueled rage. Wow. And that Sharon found him underneath the Sharon, by the way, who is a Jew. A Jew. Did you know that they renewed their vows Jewishly?

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, I didn't. I didn't know that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I was kind of re. I guess not, you know, reason in the grand scheme of things. Probably sometime after the Osborne show. So maybe like 2012 or something like that.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I don't even think that his music was that great.

[Top Lobster]

You know what did Mr. Crowley.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I mean, these were just Crowley.

[Top Lobster]

What goes on in your.

[David Lee Corbeau]

What I found out the only thing really good about him about that band was Randy Rhodes.

[Top Lobster]

You don't know who that is?

[David Lee Corbeau]

He was the guitar player. He played like the riff or.

[Top Lobster]

You know what I just did?

[David Lee Corbeau]

You farted.

[Top Lobster]

No, inside you with the music. Say that I sang. Yeah, that's as far as I know.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

So I did it all right there.

[David Lee Corbeau]

The riffer, like Crazy train took a ticket.

[Top Lobster]

Oh yeah. That's how it goes.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Randy Rhodes, he's like hair metal. He looked like hair metal. Dude had really pretty good guitarist. He died in Leesburg, Florida.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. Oh, yeah. I learned that somebody tagged us in it. And you know what I said?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Dustin Killer.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't say anything because I never responded to. I didn't respond to anybody.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Crazy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

But that's how it goes.

[Top Lobster]

So. So okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

What's childhood? So you want to still talk?

[Top Lobster]

I would like to talk a little bit more about Ozzy Osbourne. I would say that he. He. People said that he accidentally. Did, you know, that he accidentally, ladies and gentlemen, bit the head off of a bat. It was an accident.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He. Yeah, but he did it to a dove, too.

[Top Lobster]

Well, that was an accident. He didn't know it was a real dove. He thought that it was a fake dove, as one often gets. You've heard of dove chocolate?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Delicious. He's like, is it cake?

[Top Lobster]

Is it cake?

[David Lee Corbeau]

No.

[Top Lobster]

So. So he. He had two instances.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

But that's. Accidentally bit the head off of a critter.

[David Lee Corbeau]

This is all superficial stuff, as one does. The reality is, like. So I'm dealing with Jack Posobich, who.

[Top Lobster]

He's very gay, by the way. Isaac Cappy said he was a fed.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Unlisted foreign asset or an.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, I believe it. But I believe a lot of stuff. Here's the truth, though. You don't work in the music industry for. I mean, not even since, like, what, the 70s?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

So we're talking about fucking 50 years.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You worked and you were relevant within the music industry, in pop culture, in. What do they call this, like, reality TV on mtv. You're venerated by all of the worst people.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. And it's like actual Satanists.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Like, actual Satanists crowd, like, they're pumping that well. I mean, the people.

[Top Lobster]

They're having cookouts.

[David Lee Corbeau]

The people who showed up to his tribute concert. And I know that they can be like, oh, this is a misconception. And, you know, these guys are just doing things, and they're just. They're just showing you stuff, but they're not really about it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I am very. I'm like, completely past that. Like, I've watched Moana.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Everything is Moana. It's all steeped in the occult. It's wild.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

So when these guys are doing the same kind of show and tell shit, I'm like, yeah, I know what that is. And you know what? Maybe. Maybe mom was right. Okay? All these faggots are like, oh, look at you. You're out there saying, like, this isn't. This isn't good. You look like you sound like Satanic panic. Maybe, mom, maybe you should be.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, maybe you should be panicking.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Maybe you should panic a little bit.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Because it looks like Satan is out here running the world, dog.

[Top Lobster]

Well, let me ask you this. Did. Did. Did Ozzy Osbourne's body of Work for how many years? Many years. Right. Like 50 years, something like that. Something like 50 years. For 50 years. His body of work, did it produce more Christians or more Satanists? And it's in, in the listenership, I.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Could say that it produced zero Christians. His, his body of work produced zero Christians. But us here talking about who we would like to blap, blap, blap us on Epstein island would probably produce like at least maybe one more Christian crazy, crazy dynamic here.

[Top Lobster]

You're talking about the hierarchy of getting blep by Kogan.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I think probably bring a couple people.

[David Lee Corbeau]

To the Lord we've waited.

[Top Lobster]

But so, so that's. Yeah, that's, that's the. I think the main point.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Besides the iconography, besides the killing of the cats and the drug fueled rage and the, the, the biting of the doves and the bats and all the stuff with the critters and the Prince of Darkness and the Crowley songs and all jokes.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's all jokes though.

[Top Lobster]

Besides that. The fruits of what he's done.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Did. Made him a Hollywood elite. Married to a Jew who he remarried Jewishly within.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Within the Jewish music industry for 50 years.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Hollywood elite.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And also produced probably a lot of people who even if he was larping, said I idolize this motherfucker. I want to be like Ozzy. What does that look like? Well, it looks like Satanism. I'm going to pursue that.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He was once given a cross.

[Top Lobster]

He was once.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Let me show. I'm going to pull down my shirt and I'm going to just like pull my skin flaps together so I have nasty fake long tits and go. But he, but he once was given a cross.

[Top Lobster]

Who is that lady? I'm not.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I'm going to talk about this person.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's just ridiculous.

[Top Lobster]

All right.

[David Lee Corbeau]

From the libertarian days. It's very sad actually.

[Top Lobster]

Long titted, long flappy titty.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You know what?

[Top Lobster]

All right, well let's, let's.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Let's talk about Lucky you weren't around Ozzy, because you're lucky. He would have, he would have confused.

[Top Lobster]

You have to look into the camera.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You could have taken that skin and flapped away with it.

[Top Lobster]

Bat wings, blatwing.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He would have bit your head off.

[Top Lobster]

Don't say blat anymore. All right, so, so what is childhood's end? Thanks to Nancy who decided to do some.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Too much flesh. I agree. Too much flesh.

[Top Lobster]

Too much flesh. Nancy's decided to do some small amount of work here which.

[David Lee Corbeau]

What does she say?

[Top Lobster]

Let's acknowledge it so she says Childhood's End is the overlords.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Oh, don't read it to the bottom. She. She. She did a horoscope for us.

[Top Lobster]

She did a. She did a. She did a horoscope?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. It's an entire. Look, it's a six page. It's a six page horoscope with the tarot card reading and that's not true.

[Top Lobster]

Is that true? Let's. Let's. Can we fucking assault.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Just read the first paragraph and don't read the rest. It's fine.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Just stop doing that. Nancy, this childhood.

[Top Lobster]

Childhood. We should hit her. I mean, like really assault her.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Too far away to hit.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, like tall.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I thought about that. Sometimes I'm like, if I'm fighting like a real tall dude, like, Yeah, I. I might not even be able to hit him.

[Top Lobster]

You got her leg kicks. But she knows Muay Thai. Did you know that?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Does she?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that. All right. I would hate that. You know how much I would hate that? To start doing my Muay Thai and then to just get out kicked by some tall. All right, so the overlords in Childhood's End are enigmatic extraterrestrial beings. Extraterrestrial. Who arrive on earth with an air of benevolent authority towering and crimson skid. They're skinned. Their appearance is both majestic and unsettling. With bat like wings that evoke. You know, so I don't have to read this. Nancy. What the. Basically, childhood. Childhood. And Childhood's end is. UFOs show up, right? And they think they stay in the sky for some period of time before they finally start to communicate. And what they do is they fix everything that ails us. Nice, politically, technologically. They implement new systems that bring about world peace.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

They introduce technology that elevates and accelerates us to the point where everybody. Where are you going? You're done. Huh? He's done it. It makes everything better. They just. So there's no more like world hunger, there's no more wars. All the things that ail us are solved. You're saying like a golden age by these aliens. But the. The caveat is they can't expose themselves physically to us. We're not allowed to see their visage.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

And then. And then until a promised date. So time goes forward. We live in a veri. No, don't touch my hand. We live in a veritable. What's this? Oh, I can do stuff too. That's pretty cool. We live in a veritable, which might be a word that I've made up.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Not A word.

[Top Lobster]

A verifiable. We live in a good time. Everything really is great.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Verifiably good.

[Top Lobster]

Well, now. But it's a veritable. It's a veritable good time.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Are you having a veritable time?

[Top Lobster]

Veritably.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Are you having.

[Top Lobster]

The times are good. So. And then what happens is, after we live in this utopia, they. They expose themselves to us on their. On the. On the given promised date. Right? And they're. They're basically gigantic. What do you do? Don't do that. They're. They're gigantic, winged creatures. Demons. They're demons.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I've seen them.

[Top Lobster]

They look like Satan.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, I see.

[Top Lobster]

And then they harvest us.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. What do they harvest us for?

[Top Lobster]

Seed.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Probably our seed.

[Top Lobster]

They milk us. Everything. Everything is just. We get milked.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay, so what's the point of this story? I don't really understand.

[Top Lobster]

That's a good question.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I don't remember the beginning of it. He just said, hey, like the show. Have you ever seen this show?

[Top Lobster]

I don't understand how. Because he. What he brought up, what he started talking about was Hulk Hogan and the hierarchy of black.

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, that's what we were talking about.

[Top Lobster]

Was it really?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Joe. Joe wrote this well before Hulk Hogan died. A month before.

[Top Lobster]

You know what's weird? Nancy said that Ozzy was gonna die.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Nancy's like. This is what Nancy looks like. She kind of looks like that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

She said he was gonna die if Nancy. On, like, July 10, if she, like.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Unfurled wings and she said he was.

[Top Lobster]

Gonna be a ritual sacrifice.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Did she say that?

[Top Lobster]

That's what she said. That bitch.

[David Lee Corbeau]

There's no way.

[Top Lobster]

That's weird, because Toad posted, right. A song by Ozzy that he covered on ukulele. And he said, rest in peace. Which was strange. That was all the way back in the beginning of July.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He said that in July?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Dicky Walnuts. This is real. Hold on, I'll read the whole tweet to you.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I think you sent it to me and I ignored it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you do that.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Let's go there, probably. This is bizarre, in my opinion. This is bizarre.

[David Lee Corbeau]

All right, we're pulling it up.

[Top Lobster]

Did I send it to you? I can't find it. No, no, no. I don't think I sent it to you. No, no.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You set some. Oh, look at that. Banger.

[Top Lobster]

Mother Horse eyes.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, banger. Guys, another T shirt that I'll never draw.

[Top Lobster]

Mother Sweet Mother Horse ice.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I. Check that out. Let's see. All the conversations I had With David.

[Top Lobster]

No, I didn't say. I'm pretty sure you did.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I'm pretty sure you.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, I did it. Okay, here it goes. So Toad, you have it? I have it.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Oh yeah, here it is.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, click it. And then click on the. Click it again. Yeah, click. Go deep. Are we sharing this?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, I'm sharing.

[Top Lobster]

Is this getting shared? Scroll up.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, so, okay, okay.

[Top Lobster]

So Toad says Black Sabbath, paranoid. And this is rest in peace to the legends.

[David Lee Corbeau]

What the hell?

[Top Lobster]

Weird, right? July 9th. To which Dicky Walnut says, RIP question mark. Which is a fair question.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Hold on. What day is it today?

[Top Lobster]

Today is the 2024th.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Right. So he died on the 22nd.

[Top Lobster]

So. So scroll down. Nancy says, didn't you hear? Ozzy is on the list for the next celebrity Ritual sacrifice based. What?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Nancy?

[Top Lobster]

And then, and then. Wait, wait, wait. Nancy?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Nate, Nancy is a witch.

[Top Lobster]

She's a witch. All right, now scroll down. Look at Dicky Walnuts and how dumb he is. Did David El Corbo tell you that? Or was that one of Merkel's enlightened guests? Nobody's ever looked so stupid.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Dark.

[Top Lobster]

Nobody's ever looked dumber than Dicky Walnuts. Right there.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I drew that.

[Top Lobster]

No, I mean, that looks cool. His profile picture looks cool. But his words made him look so stupid. Nobody has ever eaten their words Harder. Look what I said. I said, hahahahaha. So stupid. You look so stupid. Dicky Walnuts, dummy ass.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And he's just making excuses for why he died. Yeah, he died because he was weak.

[Top Lobster]

He died because he was weak. Isn't that weird though?

[David Lee Corbeau]

That's very strange.

[Top Lobster]

What the fuck's going on there?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Clearly Nancy's Nancy. Some sort of a witch.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. And we should hunt her.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy did it. I would be unopposed to burning Nancy at the.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Cool. Would it be for like the next Bohemian Grove? We release Nancy into the forest back there and we just have people hunt her.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, like she gets released into the forest naked and then people have to hunt her with daggers?

[David Lee Corbeau]

I didn't say naked, but yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Well, we can't give her any edge. She could choke you out with a shirt.

[David Lee Corbeau]

For real? Yeah, she'll kill. She would. Honestly, she'd kill most of the fans back there.

[Top Lobster]

I think so. Yeah. And maybe that's what honestly. Oh, look, somebody. Okay, so somebody. Really? Somebody sent us something on my birthday. So that's who's gonna get read next. This comes from Remly.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Which is Retarded. Emily.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Where is that?

[Top Lobster]

Remly is seven. Seven. That was my Birthday.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I like that name.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Oh, I thought it was a girl.

[Top Lobster]

How many pages is this? Okay, this is a reasonable one. You want to read it? I am Jeff.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Hi, I am Jeff, AKA Remley. Back in late February, I had a mild cold. Well, I hope you feel better Just.

[Top Lobster]

Telling us about that.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He's like, I had a cold. Hold on. We're gonna play our.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, play the violin.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, here we go.

[Top Lobster]

Is this it? I'm getting a little cold.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Back in late February, I had a mild cold. I literally didn't even feel sick, but I had a huge coughing fit. Not only caused me to lose my voice permanent. Wow, so he doesn't have a voice at all.

[Top Lobster]

Sounds duper. Permanently.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Permanently.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, permanently. Sound like a raspy man.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Oh, that sounds.

[Top Lobster]

Could you just finish a sentence?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, sound like a raspy. I'm sorry. I get distracted. Who can nail. What a wonderful.

[Top Lobster]

What a wonderful world.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Oh, that's cool. So you sound like that now, like Satchmo. And you're complaining.

[Top Lobster]

What's Satchmo?

[David Lee Corbeau]

I don't know, but that's. Who sings that one?

[Top Lobster]

Something Armstrong.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Louis Armstrong.

[Top Lobster]

Louis Armstrong.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Yeah. All right. The same cold caused me to have a bad coughing fit while sitting in precisely the wrong position and threw my sciatica into the worst fit in 20 years. How old are you?

[Top Lobster]

This person sounds so Jewish.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You have sciatica for 20 years.

[Top Lobster]

That means sciatica.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You're at least 60. You're out of the age range of our, like, usual viewer. Our usual viewer is 30 something to 50.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

This person's got to be close to 70. You might be next. You might be next. Jeff.

[Top Lobster]

Jeff.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And again, like I said at the top of the show, if you die, I'm suspicious of you.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And there has to be three deaths. We had Ozzy, we had Hulk, and, no, the black guy from Family Matters doesn't count.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, that was like. Like, Donut was like, oh, 201. I was like, I don't even know who the fuck this guy.

[Top Lobster]

There was something significant about the date and Ozzy and when he died and stuff. But I was like, yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I just can't. I mean, he was a Satanist. I like, what else do we want here? But, yeah, there's a third coming. That black guy doesn't matter.

[Top Lobster]

He doesn't matter. No, he didn't matter when he was alive.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He's a footnote. He's a footnote in. In our story in the death of strong white men.

[Top Lobster]

Strong Jewish men.

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, he wasn't Jewish.

[Top Lobster]

He was Jewish. He got married Jewishly, but he was a Christian. Oh, that's right. My mistake. My mistake. Was Hulk Hogan a Jew?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Ooh, good question.

[Top Lobster]

Hulk Hogenstein.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Was. Was Hulk Hogan Jew? Question mark.

[Top Lobster]

Was Hulk Hogan Jewish?

[David Lee Corbeau]

I don't think he was.

[Top Lobster]

Well, it wouldn't be surprised if his wife was Jewish. Terry Hogan.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Terry sounds pretty.

[Top Lobster]

He dies of cardiac arrest.

[David Lee Corbeau]

That's weird.

[Top Lobster]

Goldberg was.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Goldberg is Jewish? Yes.

[Top Lobster]

Right?

[David Lee Corbeau]

No. Isn't that crazy?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

That one caught me off guard.

[Top Lobster]

He doesn't seem Jewish.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I was like, you're telling me Goldberg is the coolest.

[Top Lobster]

Probably one of the coolest wrestlers. The spear.

[David Lee Corbeau]

The spear. Yeah. Jackhammer.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, Hulk Hogan talks about Jesus.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Goldberg will give you the.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, he's got a hammer on him, probably. What do you mean?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Jackhammer, baby.

[Top Lobster]

He'll dick you down.

[David Lee Corbeau]

All right. I went to high school. He got baptized in Bayou Labatre in the Satanist Church in 1996. When it came out, I regretted so much having to hear quotes from the film every day just because we lived in the town that bubblegum shrimp company existed in the movie. Oh, that's. That's how it came about. Okay. The author of the movie also lived in the Bayou Labatri. Am I hope I'm saying that right. That aside, I coughed and felt the most monumental pain in my life centered around the base of my spine on my interior posterior right side. In the back of my mind, and in the back of my mind, I couldn't help hearing Tom Hanks talking about getting shot in the buttocks. That's literally how I felt. I was in the most extreme pain of my life. Literally. I was off work two days, literally. And went to a walk in clinic and got steroid shots and muscle relaxers and no narcotic pain relievers. And What? Oh, no narcotic pain relievers. And they did literally nothing. Literally. Literally.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And he spelled it wrong. I think there's two.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. He spelled Larry lit larali.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Lit.

[Top Lobster]

Lit Larali. Little Raleigh.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I'll allow it. The next day, I was hurting even worse, and I got to the point where I could only sleep or be out of. Or be out of pain if I laid in the fetal position on my left side with the pillow between my knees. Then the pain went from 10 to 4 of 10. Okay. After trying to stand up and walk 20ft to the bathroom five times in a single hour, but failing because of the pain, I asked my wife to bring me something to pee in.

[Top Lobster]

Damn.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And she opened her mouth. That's that's wild.

[Top Lobster]

Wild Good wife.

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, she didn't say that. And she did. Because I couldn't stand, let alone walk. My wife reached out for my mom for help as my mom had back pain on a phenomenal level for six years or so. Is this just a submission about back pain?

[Top Lobster]

This is crazy, dude. Where like, I want you to know, I mean, it hurts a lot.

[David Lee Corbeau]

We need somebody to screen the story. So. Yeah, somebody.

[Top Lobster]

Where is Nancy?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Somebody like. Like that would be like a skinwalker type type of creature.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Real tall skin walker that knows Muay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Thai, that has wings that go into her body.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. That also can predict the deaths of future celebrities.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where I will find someone like actually.

[Top Lobster]

Very funny.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Sounds like Toad wrote in Toad's writing.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Under the acronym remly.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay. All right. So she reached out to her mom. Her. His mom. She. Yeah, yeah, she reached out to her mom. His mom, whatever. My mom and stepdad came over. Mom gave me two pain pills and my stepdad helped me get dressed and loaned me his late sister's walker. And a couple hours later I was able to make it to the emergency room.

[Top Lobster]

Damn, dude.

[David Lee Corbeau]

In the emergency room, I scanned the QR code and filled out forms. Is a QR code now?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dude. Welcome to the future. We're not around.

[David Lee Corbeau]

That sucks, dog. I don't like that filled out about. It took about five or ten minutes and then I clicked send. About two minutes later I see the most stunningly gorgeous brunette in a gray and black pink striped skirt suit.

[Top Lobster]

Talk about service. That was fast.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I saw her and I felt bad for staring, but she was so gorgeous that I couldn't look away. But it was weird. Like it wasn't sexual, but rather would compare it to watching a sunset over Niagara Falls.

[Top Lobster]

Damn, bro. Simping.

[David Lee Corbeau]

All right, pause simping.

[Top Lobster]

That's big simping.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Pause it there for a second.

[Top Lobster]

On blad.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I re listened to the mother horse eyes thing again. Okay, You've got to listen to it. There's a part you.

[Top Lobster]

I. I haven't listened to it once. You've listened to it twice more.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And this is more than. So this time I listened. Was just a nine hour version.

[Top Lobster]

I want people to know too. Like it's, you know, everybody who's like listening to this is entirely Top's idea.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Dude. It is crazy.

[Top Lobster]

He made an executive decision. We didn't even talk about it. He just said mother horse eyes.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay, but the p made me.

[Top Lobster]

Are you sharing this?

[David Lee Corbeau]

I'm sharing it again because it made Me freaking draw this. This is crazy. Like, I was influenced to. She's got hands like a crab. She's stacked on top of. Like, she's not really put together. She's just pieces of different things. She's got fucking birds coming out of her cloth. And the birds speak. She's got the face of a horse and the jaw of a goat.

[Top Lobster]

I don't like that.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And the eyes of a horse. And she's just decaying, falling apart. And she has children and she just. But whatever the story is, like, the story's about this, this specific story, because this is a set of them, this person that is tied into the. The interface system. It's basically like neuralink. But he wrote this in 2016. So these people are in something called a hygiene bed where they just like turn. Turn in. And the hygiene bed keeps them alive somewhat, but keeps them like, kind of sort of like moves them a little bit. It keeps them from stinking as much as it. No, but it. It doesn't work. It's supposed to have sensors that will go off when you're in too much pain and you're supposed to be able to override it and come out. But most people have figured out a way to stay there forever.

[Top Lobster]

It's like a respirator.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, yeah. But they'll, like, ignore the override. Like, they figure out how to. How to get rid of the override. And the only thing that wakes them up from getting out of these hygiene beds is their own stink of their bed sores and their stench, just rotting flesh. So whatever. There's a person in there and she's doing a sim or. I think it's a he.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

One of the. The person is doing a simulation that's an 80s simulation where they are a beautiful girl in the 80s and they're talking to a guy, but they're actually.

[Top Lobster]

Nasty and covered in bed sores. In real life?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Yeah, but they're just like sleeping.

[Top Lobster]

That's like kind of like the Matrix.

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, it's just like the Matrix. So they're in this simulation. The simulation goes sideways and they start to. They're at the point in the simulation where, like, you've got to play out a narrative, whatever the game is, and you can kind of do whatever you want, but, like, the narrative that you chose has something to do.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. Okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And of course, all the. All these guys do once they're in like the female body or the male body, they just start to goon. They start to like, you know, have sex with other Characters, they could do whatever they want. They can kill whatever they want. They get to a point where they see, like. Like, it starts to glitch a little bit, and they don't really understand what the point of this story that they're playing is.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And they're like, but I'm gonna see it out to the end. They're on dance floor, and they describe somebody just like this. Like, a character out of nowhere in a suit. Unbelievably beautiful. It's a guy, but his features are so stunning that they can't stop, like, looking at this guy.

[Top Lobster]

That reminds me of the. The chick from He Came to Set the Captives Free. And the way she would describe Satan.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yes, exactly. So he's wearing, like, this darker suit. As a matter of fact, I think he's wearing, like. Like how you described, like, a tank top in a suit sort of thing. Like how you described on the boat. And she can't stop looking at this thing to the point where the other, like, characters in this. It might be somebody in the Philippines or it might be an NPC computer. They're kind of. They've noticed that, like, she's no longer engaged in the narrative that she's supposed to. This guy takes. I. I just listen. It's crazy. He takes the. One of the. The character. The other main character's face, and just, like, peels it off like a sponge. And just, like. He's like. It's in his hands. He's dripping wet. This guy just, like, dies, evaporates, and eventually he rapes her. Oh, in the. In this thing on the dance floor while other people kind of, like, disintegrate around him. And as she describes this person and, like, he's changing in front of her. He's like. He has two eyes. No, now he has four. Now he has 64. Now it's uncountable and like. Like. Like a biblical angel almost. It's. It's written beautifully. But this is kind of what this is reminding me of, where it's like, you have this strange character.

[Top Lobster]

Where am I supposed to listen to? Mother Horse.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Eyes on.

[Top Lobster]

No, I know.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Death squad. On the Nephilim death squad audio feed. You can go there. There's three ver. There's three parts.

[Top Lobster]

Can we listen to it on the way to Sarasota tomorrow?

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, I've listened to it twice, David. Thank you.

[Top Lobster]

Where am I supposed to listen to this?

[David Lee Corbeau]

On your own time.

[Top Lobster]

I'm not gonna listen to this in my house.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Listen to it with Jack.

[Top Lobster]

No, that's really the reason that I haven't listened to it, as I'm like, where the fuck am I gonna listen to this thing that everyone's like. It's giving me nightmares.

[David Lee Corbeau]

We can listen to it.

[Top Lobster]

Half of our audience is like, cursed.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, yeah. It's fine because of it. They'll be okay.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my God.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Read the Bible.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, touche.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay, here we go.

[Top Lobster]

So hold on a second. We just got so roasted. You read this. Who is the Somali interviewing Pedro Pastor?

[David Lee Corbeau]

I don't know, but I have to make him feel comfortable.

[Top Lobster]

So up, dude. Oh, my God.

[David Lee Corbeau]

They said this camera is okay. Here we go. I. I couldn't look away. It was so weird. He's talking about this beautiful person, this gorgeous person. Okay, but I. But I rather would compare it to watching a sunset over Niagara Falls.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. Fun fact, big simp.

[David Lee Corbeau]

In the 1880s, Charles Dickens visited Niagara Falls and he was staying at the boarding house. Think. Think bnb.

[Top Lobster]

Like Airbnb.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, yeah. Or Bed and Breakfast.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Airbnb didn't exist in the 1890s.

[Top Lobster]

Is that what BNB still stands for, though? Air Bed and Breakfast?

[David Lee Corbeau]

That's a good question. Chat. Figure that out for us.

[Top Lobster]

Somebody quickly.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, we should have actually kicked out the pores. It's been 43 minutes.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my God. There's so many disgusting pores.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Not good. Now that we're like irl, it's hard for us to tell when they're still here. The stink. You can't really.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you can't smell it as much.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. We got to get rid of them.

[Top Lobster]

Motherfucking fat Pedro Pascal.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Fat Dave.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my God.

[David Lee Corbeau]

We got rid of Cole.

[Top Lobster]

Fucking not fat, dude. I am doing just fine.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He's doing all right. All right, bye. Bye, guys. We gotta go.

[Top Lobster]

Goodbye.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Be your poor.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Let him know where to find patreon.com backslash netflix squad.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I just kicked out your wife.

[Top Lobster]

You discussed me, not my wife. Oh, my God. That was a bad timing of, you.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Know, the sequence of events she can't watch.

[Top Lobster]

It's probably not watching anymore either. And she's like.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, she's like, I stopped at the blaps.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. After you were talking about getting molested by Hulk Hogan.

[David Lee Corbeau]

The six blap. Okay, here we go. And we.

[Top Lobster]

I don't like that Fat Raven is in the chat.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Fat Raven says he's doing fine.

[Top Lobster]

Pleasantly plump.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I do like fat. You know that. Do you know the story behind Fat Dave? You know that.

[Top Lobster]

Wasn't that just, like, cold taking on the moniker of Fat Dave Smith.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. That's how, like, people, like, got to know Cole. That's very interesting. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I'm very upset that Cole doesn't have a way for people to get to know him. Now.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He should do. He should do, like, workout content. It would be great to do a show with Cole, like, irl. That would be fun.

[Top Lobster]

That'd be great. But he lives in Albalam.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Shakes a lot and he farts a lot. It's kind of disgusting.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I wonder if he's alive.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He has this look on his face like he's like.

[Top Lobster]

Have you even heard from him lately? He's got a lot of drool that accumulates a lot of corners of his mouth.

[David Lee Corbeau]

His eyes are usually glazed over and.

[Top Lobster]

They kind of go walleyed.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Like. Yeah, like. Like Pennywise.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Scary.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Got demons for sure.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Head full of.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I spoke with Cole yesterday. We spoke about Toad.

[Top Lobster]

How's he doing? Is he all right?

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's. Cole's doing good. Toad. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

We gotta. You know, Clint reached out to me.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Don't care.

[Top Lobster]

No, he didn't do that. I'm just playing. He just left me unready. Never said anything.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay, let's see. He played the odds and went straight to the table. To table rock and informed Dickens. I missed the sentence. What?

[Top Lobster]

Table, rock and informed Dickens. Okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He left before breakfast and didn't show for lunch. And about an hour before dinner, the boarding house owner sent an errand boy to see if he could find Mr. Dickens. He played the odds and went straight to the table rock and informed Dickens that it was almost dinner time. And without breaking his gaze, Mr. Dickens said. It's as if I've been transported to heaven and I'm staring into the very face of God. The moment I saw her, I remembered that story and I finally understood what he meant. Interesting. I felt the same exact way. She was both simultaneously the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. And also familiar, like we're probably related. And I recall both first hearing in my mind the passage in the Bible about you never. You never know when you're in, when you're entertaining an angel.

[Top Lobster]

This dude wrote entering, which is why you can see where his mind was.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Some Nephilim shit. It struck a chord with me. And simultaneously. She looks so much like my cousin.

[Top Lobster]

Damn. This dude is outing himself.

[David Lee Corbeau]

We read some fucked up stories on this show. I like these people. Yeah. This is crazy. Okay, she looked like my cousin who was probably 10 years younger. But somehow this lady was even more attractive and I both duly could not look at her. But it wasn't a sexual attraction. I've never experienced anything like that before. My lizard brain initially. Initial reaction quickly changed to the realization that she, this gorgeous woman, was most likely a bureaucrat who either wanted my credit card and or wanted to make my day worse in a different way, complaining about the way I filled out the form. But I was so humbled and relieved when this gorgeous.

[Top Lobster]

And he keeps putting gorgeous is in all caps. This guy is bricked up.

[David Lee Corbeau]

So is in all caps. Every time he writes that, it's like, all caps. Very strange. He wants us to know she's very beautiful. She's probably white.

[Top Lobster]

Chill, dude.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Jeez. What do you think she's black?

[Top Lobster]

No, no.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Get serious, man.

[Top Lobster]

All right, please go on.

[David Lee Corbeau]

But in the way. Sunset over Niagara Falls is gorgeous way. Lady walked up to me out of 20 people in the emergency room and gently placed her left hand on my right shoulder and looked in my eyes with genuine compassion and empathy, as if she had felt my pain and actually knew me. Or for millennials, like a vet who finds a Chihuahua hit by a car. A. Yeah, literally. Again, he spells it wrong. Literally.

[Top Lobster]

Literally.

[David Lee Corbeau]

How come his at, like autocorrect is.

[Top Lobster]

Not saying yo, bro, and he spells it a couple. Couple different ways. Literally. Like. Like cat literally.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You know what it is? This is a man of conviction. You ever do you ever spell something and then it's yeah, and it switches it back, but then you could press a button that's like. You could press a check on the phone and be like, no, this is how I spell it.

[Top Lobster]

I did it on purpose.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. And then it goes, fine.

[Top Lobster]

Fuck.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I guess that's a word.

[Top Lobster]

Like when I say what, but I spell it wut.

[David Lee Corbeau]

When do you say, wait up? Hold on. What did you say earlier in the show?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, that was a real word.

[David Lee Corbeau]

That wasn't. Yeah, it's not, though.

[Top Lobster]

That was like, right in the beginning. People will. If you scroll back up, it will.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Go all the way to the top. No, they're just talking to the bottom.

[Top Lobster]

Bottom. Oh, this is.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, top shoes aren't distracting enough. They said. Okay, never mind these people.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I noticed they match your. Your logo. Was that on purpose?

[David Lee Corbeau]

What? The shoes?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Oh, they match my shirt, too. That's why I did it because I'm wearing the shirt. Not. Not. Not the sign. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Literally.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Literally.

[Top Lobster]

No, literally.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Literally. I can't find where. Because he spelled it wrong so many times here.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know if I could touch it and give you A.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Got it.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. Did I. Did that work on your end?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, yeah, Literally. My mom and wife didn't have that level of concern for me in the moment. They were like, this is a complainer.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I wish he just died.

[Top Lobster]

Stop complaining.

[David Lee Corbeau]

The bills, oh, my God, I'm sure, are piling. So she knelt down on the ground in her $5,000 Chanel Chanel shirt suit and gently laid her hand on my right shoulder and said, you're too young to hurt like this.

[Top Lobster]

Danny misspelled your too. It's crazy, because if this is an angel, angels are wearing $5,000 Chanel shirt skirt combos.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, that's crazy. Excellent. Excellent. What are we saying here? Then she put her other hand on the walker I was you I was using and the walker I was using and asked if it was mine. With genuine compassion and caring, I assured her that I was only borrowing it, but that I'd otherwise not have made it to the. To her emergency room. She replied, I'm gonna fix this. I'm moving you to the front of the line, and I'm gonna get your I. Your IV started asap. And as soon as your blood work gets back, I'm gonna see that you get the strongest pain meds possible.

[Top Lobster]

Huh?

[David Lee Corbeau]

I'm going to feel. I'm going to feel this. During this exchange. What does that mean?

[Top Lobster]

I'm not sure.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. During this exchange, I looked at her name tag and a couple Norco.

[Top Lobster]

After a couple of Norco. I don't know what. What Norco is.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Is that like a pain pill?

[Top Lobster]

I guess.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It took me 20 seconds or so to make out physician's assistant as her title, but I realized that staring at her breast that she might. She might see. Looking at her name tag. Yeah, right. Could be rather objectionable. So I don't know her name, but she didn't seem to care about looking at her breast.

[Top Lobster]

In fact, she's like, I get it.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, I get it. They're nice. They're not those flapjacks.

[Top Lobster]

These aren't libertarian flapjack breasts. These are. Was it physician's assistance breasts.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You know, it's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

What's that?

[David Lee Corbeau]

That person has, like, she pays her mortgage from tweeting because Elon has boosted it, and I'm just like. I don't understand, like, the attraction to these flapjacks. Elon could have anybody, and he's kind of, like, going after these. It's weird. It's weird. Maybe she's got, like, a hidden gene or something that he knows about.

[Top Lobster]

Yellow School. Buses are what we called Norco. Biggest faux head is. You know, that's another account that's. That's made after being.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

The size of my forehead.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Not nice.

[Top Lobster]

I don't understand. I don't know what. Oh, no. Oh. Nor can.

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, no.

[Top Lobster]

Narcan is a pain med. I know Narcan.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

That's for people that do her heroin.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Yeah. But it probably has dual use.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe. So maybe that's what it was. It was Narcan. Okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay. So she totally followed through. Wait a bit.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

In fact, she smiled a bit and when she noticed me, then locked her eyes.

[Top Lobster]

Oh. So she was, like, enjoying. She was like, go on, look at these tits.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, look at them. Take a look at these bad boys. All right, all right. My mom asked to see my discharge papers and said that after 10 doctors and five years of pain management and X rays, etc, her doctors wouldn't give her any of the meds they gave me. And the. They gave me Demerol was basically just prescription heroin. Yeah. In the dosage they gave me. So, I don't know. Is this lady an angel? She just dose you with heroin anyway, right?

[Top Lobster]

She's got big dirty bags and she's giving you heroin. I don't know what's going on.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Caught you on an addiction. All right. All this was interesting and curious, and I have thought about it every day since. And I see her face in my mind every time I close my eyes.

[Top Lobster]

Damn, dude, it's down bad. Yeah, it's down bad.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I hope she's just a hallucination or more likely an actual angel. I was content thinking that she was a very pretty, unusually kind, and empathetic lady who seemed to have a bit of a crush on me. Though she's light years out of my league. I wrote a song for her.

[Top Lobster]

Whoa. Damn.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. The first song I've ever written as a musician of 35 years. And it's awesome. But I blew out my voice at the same time.

[Top Lobster]

And nobody cares about instrumentals. What a wonderful set of breasts.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And no one cares about instrumentals.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. You know, you could. You could be a ghostwriter for somebody. Somebody might. If it's. If it's a banger, might pay quite a bit of money for. For that, you know, because. Because everybody. All the. All the big ones use ghostwriters.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Oh, boy.

[Top Lobster]

When I was younger, I used to think that these people actually sang their. Their songs. Not the case. They're. They. I'm sorry, Wrote their songs. Not the case. They.

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, Ozzy didn't Write any of these songs.

[Top Lobster]

That's right. It was. All. This is all written by witches. All the. All the witches were.

[David Lee Corbeau]

We actually have to pull this up because he. He has a render, I guess, that we should see.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, oh, are you gonna make me listen to something?

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, I think he's a renderer for tits. Okay, let me see what it says here.

[Top Lobster]

I don't want to see those.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Saturday, I downloaded an AI app and asked it to show me as a Muppet and me as many other things, but as a single child, I asked it to show me what my sister would look like to maybe understand how women might see me. AI shows me her. Literally. Her again. Literally.

[Top Lobster]

Literally. Oh, he spelled it right.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. I don't know where to. Where to place that, but I'll attach a. An AI rendering of her.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, let's break it up. Let's see what she looked like.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I don't know how. He didn't attach it.

[Top Lobster]

He didn't attach it.

[David Lee Corbeau]

There were no footnotes. There were no attachments with the email.

[Top Lobster]

That is fucking hilarious. What the shit, dude?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeffrey.

[Top Lobster]

How come you didn't do that?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, that's weird.

[Top Lobster]

Well, that's great. You really got. I was ready.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I was ready to see this angel.

[Top Lobster]

And there's nothing there. You didn't attach anything, Jeff.

[David Lee Corbeau]

All right. I mean, that's interesting, though.

[Top Lobster]

My. My wife says she hates this show.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He's here. Yeah, I hate it too. I wonder. I wonder if, like, you go back to these places, if these people exist there, you know, or if this is just like a one time thing.

[Top Lobster]

I hear this sort of thing a lot in hospitals, you know, And Keisha bear says boring. I don't blame you. Keisha. What happened there? You're supposed to attach something, Jeff, and you didn't attach anything. And now. Now. Now. Now we look boring. Yeah, now we look boring. Thanks a lot.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Nice shoes. But boring.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, you know, they're fake. Okay, so that was. That was remly. So let's put that in the done pile, huh?

[David Lee Corbeau]

I'm gonna read this one. The one untitled document.

[Top Lobster]

Untitled document. What is that?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, it's. Oh, it's. Okay, we'll read this. And documentary. Documentary to do list. The first thing on there. Tell Nancy my blood type.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, you. You. You made this?

[David Lee Corbeau]

I didn't make that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you made this. Why would it be in our. That's just in as a to do list, BroGrow4 and documentary to do list.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, but the only. The only item agenda on there Is for me to give Nancy my blood type.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, yeah, at some point you must have.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It makes sense.

[Top Lobster]

You must have meant to do that.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I'll have to pick that up.

[David Lee Corbeau]

All right, third story. I think we have time for one more.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I got a pee.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You got a pee.

[Top Lobster]

You know, bad, though.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Let's.

[Top Lobster]

Can we have a piss break?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Can we play.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, can we take a second and say, fuck you, Meaty?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Why?

[Top Lobster]

You know, he's just.

[David Lee Corbeau]

What did Meaty do?

[Top Lobster]

You know what he did and he knows what he did.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He knows. He does know what he did.

[Top Lobster]

Guys. Fs in the chat for Meaty and what he fucking did.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Guys, we're actually also stepping up our game, so really interesting stuff.

[Top Lobster]

What are you doing? What are you talking about?

[David Lee Corbeau]

We got another. We're going to have a two camera set.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, I know that, but what are you doing? You're just looking at tweets.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Oh, yeah, no, we're gonna play.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, all right.

[David Lee Corbeau]

We're gonna play a song.

[Top Lobster]

This is the prophetic song of as.

[David Lee Corbeau]

We take a break.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, can you pause that?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, yeah, pause it. Relax, relax, relax, relax.

[Top Lobster]

Actually, I gotta poop.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You can't poop in my house. You gotta go home. Enjoy the show, guys.

[Top Lobster]

We'll be back.

[David Lee Corbeau]

We'll be back.

[Top Lobster]

We'll finish. With my woman I've been safe Because I am frowning all the time all day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy I think I'll lose my mind if I find something to fascinate if I. Can you help me occupy my brain? Oh, yeah I need someone to show me the things Things in life that I can't find I can't see the things that make true happiness I must be blind Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel and love to me it's. I won't. Unreal. I'm so. I. This word. Telling you now my state I'll tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late Sa. Oh, I didn't know. How did you. How did you. How did you unmute me?

[David Lee Corbeau]

I pressed the mute button.

[Top Lobster]

Which one was that?

[David Lee Corbeau]

The red one. What's up, guys? We're back. Back.

[Top Lobster]

We did it. Back. We're back.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I was on Twitter really quick and I saw, yeah, Jack Posobic again.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, what a lesbian.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He posted Hulk Hogan. Once you're a Christian, you've accepted Christ as your savior, you're not gonna perish. But have everlasting life, brother.

[Top Lobster]

You gotta comment and say he was a Satan.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I literally just commented and I said he worshiped the devil with an asterisk. Same exact thing.

[Top Lobster]

That's so funny.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He brutally. I mean he bets brutally. Ratioed me last time. It's like 700,000. I'm doubling down. You bitch.

[Top Lobster]

That's so funny. I love that.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You know what?

[Top Lobster]

I'll be proving Jack Posobic is a.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I just don't like him. I don't like him.

[Top Lobster]

That's very funny.

[David Lee Corbeau]

So many people are saying amen based Hulk. And I'm the only person who's like, he's a fuck.

[Top Lobster]

He's a Satanist.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He blocked me.

[Top Lobster]

He blabbed me on the island multiple times.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He was blapping me.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, all right, what are we gonna read? Let's see, that was 7 7. So I guess 7 11. 7 11. This is. That's when he. No, no, no. Okay. 7 11. This is from Nathan. It says top raven. Nathan.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Nathan.

[Top Lobster]

My name is Nathan.

[David Lee Corbeau]

No shit.

[Top Lobster]

I live in Kentucky. I will keep it short and sweet. It's very short and sweet. Good job. Oh, I have his last name. Should I dox him?

[David Lee Corbeau]

He goes, don't do that.

[Top Lobster]

All right, I'll docs him. He goes, I will keep it short and sweet. I have nothing more than loose connections between religious concepts you all have brought up over the years and physical locations around Kentucky. That's all we have.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Is loose connections and religious things. Great Scott. Don't, don't, don't, don't. Don't say that, Scott, about me.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You think so? I've been, you know, we change the camera angle if you see the camera angle.

[Top Lobster]

No. You know why? I think because I was trying to figure out the buttons and he had a gander at my cheek. Cheeks.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Oh, you've seen those cheese.

[Top Lobster]

Because I was. I was bent over a little bit looking at thing. Looking to do the thing. Not, not, not, not nice.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Scott M. Lauren says dox him. I live in Kentucky too.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, good. She'll come and kill you.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yes, go for pain.

[Top Lobster]

She'll come and kill you. Nathan M. Lauren is coming to your house to kill you. Okay. So. So I think you all might find it interesting within Mammoth Cave. Oh, Mammoth Cave. This is all part of the cave system that stretches through the Appalachias, I do believe the largest cave complex in the world, according to the guides. The guides?

[David Lee Corbeau]

What guides? Spirit guides. The guides we talking about.

[Top Lobster]

With over 400 continuous miles of caves stretching underneath the area, there are several Caverns and geological features borrowing their name from mystic origins. Orgies say that there is the giant's coffin. The bottomless pit. Black Snake Avenue, also the river Styx runs through the bottom of the cave. This is interesting because that same cave system is where you will find Garden of the Gods. Oh, not. Not in Mammoth Cave, but part of the same cave system that stretches through the Appalachias. Heads west a little bit, heads inland.

[David Lee Corbeau]

They certainly know something.

[Top Lobster]

What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? Z Man. I don't know nothing about mammoth caves, but Raven got mammoth cakes.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, dog.

[Top Lobster]

You know, I recently made Z Man the admin on on Telegram. That was a mistake because we had a guy schizoing out in there.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Who's that?

[Top Lobster]

His name. He just went by the dude.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Oh God.

[Top Lobster]

And he was losing his shit.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And then. And I sent the cleanup crew, Z Man to go and put him in his place.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And what did he do?

[Top Lobster]

I think he put him in his place.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Well, good for you, Z Man. You're gonna get a raise.

[Top Lobster]

That's it. We'll probably pay you twice as much.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Three times.

[Top Lobster]

Three times. You can follow this link to check out the different tours and the different geological features they show on the tours. And he sends a nps.gov m a c a/plan your visit/ cave tours. Htm you're gonna trick me into clicking on that link.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I know.

[Top Lobster]

Huh. Nathan.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. We're not open.

[Top Lobster]

You think this is my first rodeo?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Maybe it's. Maybe it's the AI picture of the girl that we wanted to see.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe whatever happened, it's exciting.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Free. All right.

[Top Lobster]

You all have mentioned a throne room of BAAL being located in southern Indiana. Seems to be that way. I believe that it would be an extension of the Mammoth Cave system that contains that specific chamber. Interesting. Are we ever gonna go to the caves and do the. You know, some spelunking and do some recording?

[David Lee Corbeau]

No. The last episode we did with Wesley's told us why we shouldn't do that.

[Top Lobster]

Right.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Do you remember?

[Top Lobster]

Oh. Radioactive.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Radioactive.

[Top Lobster]

What if we turn into Spider Man?

[David Lee Corbeau]

That's not gonna. More likely you'll just die of cancer.

[Top Lobster]

Cancer Man.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I could spontaneously sprout boils.

[Top Lobster]

I could die rapidly.

[David Lee Corbeau]

What's interesting about the Mammoth Cave, like naming it the Mammoth Cave system is because that. What's the guy? The Boneyard, Alaska. The guy. Oh yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. It's not mammoths.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Those are not mammoths.

[Top Lobster]

Those are not mammoths.

[David Lee Corbeau]

But they are bones. Like large bones, big ass bones. And it's like. Yeah. It leads you to question, well, what kind of bones are these?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's interesting, because there is precedent, you know, that. That, like, story of the Native Americans smoking out the giants in the cave system and killing them that way.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You think that was the first time that happened?

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, dog. This is where they stay. They stay in the caves.

[Top Lobster]

And so it probably is a great way to kill them.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Maybe he's.

[Top Lobster]

We should remember that.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Maybe. Maybe underneath that is. Is a cave system. Maybe that's why he keeps finding bones there. Just frozen out. Cave system.

[Top Lobster]

Could be.

[David Lee Corbeau]

That's interesting. Very interesting.

[Top Lobster]

You have also recently told the people.

[David Lee Corbeau]

About my idea I had called you and like, what we want. What I want to do is I want to, like, bribe an entire nation or not a nation, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Nation, state, or if we could do.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Israel, that would be great. So basically, what is a cloud? A cloud is just like water.

[Top Lobster]

It's just water that's up there. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Floating. And I was like, if we could turn that into ice Right.

[Top Lobster]

Instantaneously and then drop it on a mother.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Drop it on somebody.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You could threaten.

[Top Lobster]

We're going to drop a cloud of ice on Israel, is what we're saying. Until we. Until they meet our demands.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's the perfect weapon. Because think about it. You'd be like, listen, do what I say, or else. And then when they don't, you go blep and blap. You freeze, falls thousands of pounds of ice, crushing everything underneath it. Do you have and everyone and every one.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And then there's no cleanup. It just.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, it just melts. All the blood and tissue just washes away.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And then you just go and take it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's genius. It's like, I don't know why there's not movies about this where I'm making.

[Top Lobster]

Died.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Crushed by Clouds, the documentary.

[Top Lobster]

This is. Honestly, that's the. That's the culmination of. Of everything that Shane Cashman is worried about.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Crushed by Clouds on.

[Top Lobster]

If he worried about. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Crushed by Clouds is a banger.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what to do with it, but Crushed by Clouds is a banger.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Write that down.

[Top Lobster]

I also. I have also recently discovered that there have been several mummies found within the Mammoth cave system. Fascinating.

[David Lee Corbeau]

No one's gonna write into us anymore.

[Top Lobster]

Why?

[David Lee Corbeau]

I don't know. I just feel like we're not taking their story seriously.

[Top Lobster]

I take it very seriously. Below is a link to an article discussing the different mummies that have been found and Exploited over the years. That's fascinating. So they say in America in mummies. Isn't it interesting, too, that so much of America, like, there's names of Egyptian places.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Remember when we talked to Memphis, one of them.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. When we talked to Dr. Narco Longo. He believes. And he. You know, he's retarded, so who knows? But he says, doctor.

[David Lee Corbeau]

How dare you?

[Top Lobster]

I know he's a doctor. The mortgage company wants to call me.

[David Lee Corbeau]

So.

[Top Lobster]

So he believes that the Nile is actually.

[David Lee Corbeau]

See that. Let me ask you. Does this make you. So you've got the mortgage.

[Top Lobster]

I hate it.

[David Lee Corbeau]

On the other house. I still see it. Yeah. And they're paying, and it's a whole thing. What? If you could just show your flapjack tits on Twitter and have milquetoast opinions and pay that mortgage.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my God. I just wanted to go away.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Doesn't that aggravate you?

[Top Lobster]

It gives me the level of anxiety and the lack of the fun that just got sucked out of me when I saw that text message.

[David Lee Corbeau]

What do they say?

[Top Lobster]

They say, hey, bro, it's the guy that the property management. He's like, hey, do you have a moment for a quick phone call?

[David Lee Corbeau]

No. Mortgage company burn the house.

[Top Lobster]

Like, just end it. Just fucking take me for everything that I'm worth and end it. Please, just fucking end it. Anywho, so.

[David Lee Corbeau]

So anywho, there's. There's a house available in Tampa somewhere.

[Top Lobster]

Good God. I just burn it down. Please, everybody go to this address and set fire to this home. God, man.

[David Lee Corbeau]

What if. What if he's calling you to tell you he's like, house burned. And you're like, I just ask. I would.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I'd be like, 45. Stop this episode. Look, Keisha's offering $7.95 to cure what ails me. It's gonna take more than that, you bitch.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Join the Patreon.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, okay, okay. So mummies. Mummies are in America. And that's pretty cool. There's also a bit of a violent history associated with the caves. In recent years, people have fought over the rights to the land, and in attempts to create the most profitable attraction. The book, the Kentucky Cave wars, published in 2014 by Dave Kem, outlines that history. Maybe we should talk to Dave Kim.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, that's. That's interesting.

[Top Lobster]

Keisha says, no, that's all I'm worth. $7.95. Thank you, Keisha. I got.

[David Lee Corbeau]

She's worth $12.95. The other five goes to us.

[Top Lobster]

Yes. Thank you very much.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Thank you. We appreciate you.

[Top Lobster]

So, yeah, maybe we should talk to Dave Kem. That's an interesting, interesting thing that I never heard of. I hope you all get the chance to look into some of this. The area definitely has a mystical vibe to it. I would love to give you all a tour. I don't trust that he's gonna have sex with us.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Actually, a tour where we might be.

[Top Lobster]

Going tomorrow to Sarasota, Florida.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. To check out some primary water. Do you have a jug?

[Top Lobster]

Get stabbed by the feds?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

What if. What if Matthew Lane stabs us in the chest and just dumps us down the well?

[David Lee Corbeau]

I don't think he's gonna be there.

[Top Lobster]

1500Ft.

[David Lee Corbeau]

1500Ft. They'll never find you.

[Top Lobster]

That's a long drop.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Your body doesn't even float in this water. It's so heavy.

[Top Lobster]

Is that true?

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's like milk.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, that's right, because there's no salt, so it's not buoyant Blabs, you know, Fucking lap damn dude blabbed at the bottom of a well.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Got a blap dance.

[Top Lobster]

So is that what Hulk Hogan gave out? Oh, my God. Blap dances. I would love to give you all a tour around the Bluegrass State if you would ever like to check out some of the weird that we have to offer. Thank you for your time, Nathan.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I was going to dox him. Isn't that scared you?

[Top Lobster]

Huh?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Don't look at it. Top lops of dog. Don't we have like a. A bar in Kentucky that wants to hold a.

[Top Lobster]

What's hea doing? Heffalumps.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Heffalumps.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, Heffa lumps. I imagine Kentucky's a big place.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Somebody actually mentioned to me I. Was it Heffa lumps that mentioned to me in the. In the chat that she was like, how about we do dangerous retards meetup? Not instead of Bohemian Grove, but in between.

[Top Lobster]

I don't remember who said that. I don't look at a lot of what they say.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, it's. It's poison, mostly.

[Top Lobster]

You know what just happened? Instinctively, I started looking at Pokemon cards on Facebook, Marketplace. Geez.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Wow.

[Top Lobster]

That was crazy. I just got sucked out of the.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He's like. He's like, I owe a lot of money to this mortgage company, dude.

[Top Lobster]

I don't even want. Like, what do I even say? I should just fart into the microphone.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And send it, say, I died.

[Top Lobster]

I died.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I'm sorry.

[Top Lobster]

I died. Honestly, last time he hit me up, he's like, hey, can we talk about some Tax information. You know what I said to him? I never said anything back to him. Wow. Yeah, that was months ago.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I don't want to talk about this is making me stressed out. Let's read one more.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And then. Yeah, I don't know. We have.

[Top Lobster]

We're only on an hour and 12 minutes. We are crushing on time.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, we're reading a bunch of bad stories. All right.

[Top Lobster]

7, 7, 9, 7, 7, 13.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I see something that says pastor.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. But we. I also see something that says Mr. Dick Wrinkle.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Oh, that's a. That one might jump the line.

[Top Lobster]

That's a great way to jump the line.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, yeah, Mr. Dick Wrinkle. All right, go ahead, start reading that. I'm gonna move some of these two.

[Top Lobster]

Let's read Mr. Dick Wrinkle.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Long. Yeah, got a long dick wrinkle.

[Top Lobster]

Got a long dick wrinkle. Yes. I made an email address so you guys don't dox me. Okay, let's see what it is. We're gonna. We're gonna power through this. Dearest top lobster in Raven, Mr. Dick Wrinkle. Sup. Sup, Dick Wrinkle. Here. First off, Christ is king based. Amen. Just like my fellow dangerous retards. I do not believe I found this podcast by accident. He put podcasts in quotes because it's such a bad show. It's like whatever podcast or whatever the.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Fuck you retards are doing over there.

[Top Lobster]

I do not believe.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Leading people to Christ, shepherds the lowest.

[Top Lobster]

Shepherd of the Lord. I do not believe I found this podcast by accident. It's pretty crazy to think your fan base is a bunch of skits, but that's how it goes.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Millions of people imagine we get a copy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, so what? It's pretty crazy to think your fan base is a bunch of schizos with demonic stories, but anyways, here's mine. I like Dick Wrinkle. I will keep it short to avoid being interrupted by someone telling us about his latest dream about a well dressed dog witch or how it's all theater. You know what, Dick Wrinkle, I take it fucking back.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Dog Witch or the. Yeah, yeah. Huh?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Dog witch. Dog Witch Kind of makes me think of. That's scary.

[Top Lobster]

Dog witch.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Dog witch.

[Top Lobster]

He didn't keep it short, by the way. I was raised Catholic.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He didn't. Yeah, this is like 17.

[Top Lobster]

I went to Catholic school and had deep faith. My father was my role model. And life was pretty uneventful until I was 18. My father suddenly passed away from a brain aneurysm that Went undiagnosed. Sorry, dude.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Sorry.

[Top Lobster]

Dick wrinkle.

[David Lee Corbeau]

So was he listening to this podcast?

[Top Lobster]

He's listening to Ozzy Osbourne. So I did what any 18 year old brat would do. Dropped out of college, denounced religion and started selling weed. Piece of shit. I start. I was pretty. I'm sorry. I was a pretty crappy human picture. Gary's the number guy. But funnier. I don't. So you were fat and Jewish? No.

[David Lee Corbeau]

If he has dick wrinkles, he can't be Jewish.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, touche. Is that what it does? Is it get rid of all the wrinkles?

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, it. Well, you would. How would you have a wrinkle if you're circumcised? You would need skin.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but yours isn't super wrinkly. From the top to the bottom. Bottom. To stop, I stop.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I had to. I was like, I don't want to see it. But I was like, no, that's gay.

[Top Lobster]

I had a demon attachment.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Well, that's fair. It's fair though, right? Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

At the time, I thought it was my spiritual guide named Knock Knock. Super gay. That's what he said. Not me. But I agree. For at least 15 years. Damn, dude. You had a demon named Knock Knock?

[David Lee Corbeau]

That's not good.

[Top Lobster]

I don't like that. Whenever it takes on like a children's theme.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Don't.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's much spookier.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, it freaks me out a little bit more.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, the demon. Excuse me, the faggot demon would give me insight, information on people's vulnerabilities. And I used to think I could somewhat predict future events by rolling dice.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Whoa.

[Top Lobster]

Even was a yes and odds was a no. Okay. I had no desire to have Christ in my life and thought I was my own version of a God. Super, super gay. Also what he says, so he gets it. Excuse me. In 2020, I kind of had my life together. I was an executive chef of a fancy proprietary. Wait, proprietary? Did I read that right on the first go? Wow. I just like. That's. That wasn't right.

[David Lee Corbeau]

No way.

[Top Lobster]

A fancy proprietary golf and country club making good money with a beautiful wife and a two year old daughter. We had a new house, two new cars, and money in the bank. Bitch.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Nice.

[Top Lobster]

But we were spiritually bankrupt when California shut down. F. Gavin Newsom. Damn. This guy's from Cali, too. My wife and I started. I speak easy. And I started selling drugs again. Damn, dude, that's like wild. These guys look like an outlaw.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I like it.

[Top Lobster]

He's like an outlaw.

[David Lee Corbeau]

This is my you know what? So there's a guy, the guy at the coffee shop.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

That I've been going to.

[Top Lobster]

Is he an outlaw?

[David Lee Corbeau]

He was similar story. I. I watched some of his story, but we're going to interview him. But he was like a drug user. Drug dealer.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And then decided to open up. Well, he wanted to open up a Christian library and turn and basically made a coffee shop that is a front for a Christian library.

[Top Lobster]

That's pretty cool.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's dope. It's dope. I can't wait to talk to this guy.

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead. Hurt my back and developed a pill popping addiction. When the world opened back up, I returned to chef life an even worse person. Damn. Chefs are kitchen workers and restaurants are terrible people.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I mean their life, their life is chaotic.

[Top Lobster]

It's very chaotic.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, they just work all day and they just cook and then they do. Yeah, then they.

[Top Lobster]

That's how they lap. They cook and Hulk Hogan. It was late night in September 2021. I was outside in my backyard rolling a blunt, talking to myself about how I was going to nail my next wine dinner and make hella money.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Hella.

[Top Lobster]

I said hella. When I felt knock knock presence. When I felt knock knock presence, knock knock's presence. And it started to tell me how great I am. Oh, you're so great, dude. As I watched my physical shadow grow against the fence, it grew to about twice the size of me. I felt power and energy. I got this download like a book. It wanted me to write. It was the weirdest feeling. I knew the whole book all at once. Huh. Wow, that's interesting. I remember I saw a nail on the ground and picked it up. And the voice said, start writing. I put the nail to my skin and drew blood. Looking back, I have no idea why I would even think of doing that. And in a moment, I saw the brightest light and the warmest feeling of love. I dropped to my knees right there and started bawling like a baby. I spent the next three hours crying and trying to remember the Lord's Prayer, but couldn't get all the words out no matter how hard I tried. He could have googled it.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Are you saying he couldn't get the words out?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but he couldn't remember it either. Trying to remember, but he couldn't get all the words out.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay, well, have you heard, you ever hear some of these stories about. I don't know, I think someone from the Mothers of Darkness said that she couldn't even read the Bible. Like she couldn't when she would Read it. She would just like phase out.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And even.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I tried to read the Bible and I got super dizzy and, and, and then the chat just makes fun of me relentlessly for it to this day.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, dog. It's probably the demons.

[Top Lobster]

Could be. I just have a lot of trouble reading.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's the dyslexia demon.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what it is. Maybe if I did this because you know how I'm reading like this. I was reading like this and that's just not. I got a neck.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, it's a neck thing. It's totally.

[Top Lobster]

It's a neck.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Not the demons.

[Top Lobster]

I went to bed so tired I almost fell down the stairs. I woke up the next morning laughing, telling my wife that I got really fucked up last night and needed to take a tolerance break. I love that. Taking a tolerance break so that you don't have to get so fucked up.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Like it to. To get fucked up. I brushed off the experience and went on with my life. Or so I thought. I remember I was listening to Alan Watts book, think manly P. Hall, but gayer. Okay. On my commute to work. And he quoted the Bible, Matthew 19:26. Can you read what it is? Can you read what that is?

[David Lee Corbeau]

So Alan Watts is a British and American writer, homosexual and self style stylized philosophical entertainer, known for interpreting and popularizing Buddhist, Taoist and Hindu philosophies for a Western audience. That is gay.

[Top Lobster]

Gay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Matthew 19:26. But Jesus looked to, looked at them and said to them, with men this is impossible. With, with God all things are possible. Based, very based.

[Top Lobster]

And I started crying again. This guy does a lot of crying.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

After that I saw Bible verses everywhere I looked and random conversations at work and in my personal life, God and Jesus got bought up. Looking back, God was screaming at me. But I was so, so stubborn. It took me another month before I picked up a Bible and another three months before I talked to anybody about God. To be honest, I'm tearing up right now like Raven. Smoking a cigar, listening to Merkel. Wow. This guy knows the deep lore. I. And I didn't cry like a. Is that what he said? Oh, he never said that. I don't know why I thought that. Anyway, over the next few months later, I quit pill popping, super sick shrooms, dmt and cut back on drinking a lot. Still smoke a lot of weed though. You know, smoking a lot of weed really stopped my dreams. And now I don't smoke any weed.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And now my dreams, the last thing to go.

[Top Lobster]

So if you talk, if you Want to talk about dreams all the time with your friends? People really love hearing about dreams. Stop smoking weed.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's funny, I actually had some. You had a dream here? No.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, weed.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Yeah. And I. I had it and I took it and I threw it out.

[Top Lobster]

Huh.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I was like, why?

[Top Lobster]

You know what's interesting? I started because you know how I like cigars.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

A cigar is a long.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Put one in your ass.

[Top Lobster]

No, a cigar is a long commitment. It's like a 45 minute to an hour long thing. And sometimes I don't have that. So I got these small cigars, not cigarillos. These are called Cubanitos. And. And so I have them, you know, on my porch. And it takes like 15 minutes, which is a lot nicer, but because they're small and reminds me of a blunt, every once in a while I'll go. And that's a night. Oh, my God. It's like, I don't. I don't cough or anything. I just know, oh, no, I'm about to be ruined. Because something terrible happens to you when you inhale too much cigar smoke. You suffer. Like, it's. It's. I don't even know how to describe how bad it gets. Yeah, the whole day is ruined.

[David Lee Corbeau]

The whole day.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, well, it's nighttime, so the night is ruined. It's.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You're.

[Top Lobster]

Dude. Wow. It's crazy how bad it can get. So, you know, I don't remember what we were talking about. I stopped listening to music and tried my hardest not to sin. I started attending church. Not Catholic mass based, but I remember I was still a lukewarm Christian, still trying to figure out what I believed for the next year when God spoke to me again. All right, let's. I was.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I was sitting in.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, you want to read it? Go ahead.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

No.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Somebody said, top throws away more weed than he smokes.

[Top Lobster]

That's funny.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's true. I give away more weed than. I don't really smoke it. Yeah. And someone else said, def not. Got rid of my weed too. Burned it. Felt good. Wait, did you smoke it?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

What does that mean?

[Top Lobster]

It sounds a lot like you smoked your weed.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I smoke all day. The next person says is like, see? So we're reaching some of you.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Tyranny. Come on, man. All day sativa. Unbelievable. Do you have dreams anymore, Tyranny? I'd love to know. I bet you fucking don't.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Just blank dreams.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's it.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Demons are having their way with you, dog. All right, that's it.

[Top Lobster]

You're getting blat by the spirit of Hulk Hogan.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I was. Yeah, brother. No, that was actually the. A great Andrew Tate question.

[Top Lobster]

What was that?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Would you do?

[Top Lobster]

Is it gay to suck a man's dick?

[David Lee Corbeau]

No, no. Would you rather. Which would you rather? And this is again, this is like we're reaching to our Christian base here.

[Top Lobster]

That's right.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Deep shepherds of the Lord, a woman who looks like Hulk Hogan or a man who looks like Blair White?

[Top Lobster]

Blair White.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Blair White.

[Top Lobster]

Is that okay, The. The transmission?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, it's like. It's a good question. Which would you.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, of course you're gonna have sex with an ugly Hulk Hogan looking ass bitch, because that's a woman.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I don't know anymore.

[Top Lobster]

I think. I think so. I mean, Blair White has a she. Ness.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, I know. It's. It's. It's an awful choice. This is what I mean.

[Top Lobster]

Awful choice.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's like. But it's a question that you need to.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, I don't think. Look at me.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Top Lobster]

I've had sex with an ugly woman.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, but no Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan. Six foot. He was.

[Top Lobster]

He didn't look good.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Hulk Hogan's not as tall now, laying down six feet, but he was six foot seven.

[Top Lobster]

Now he's just six foot horizontal.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He'd still be seven inches above ground. That's how big this dude.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, if they stood him up on end.

[David Lee Corbeau]

If they stood him. If they buried him, like, it would just be, who was the guy?

[Top Lobster]

How terrifying would that be?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Just. Just peeking. I was like, I seen what you did there.

[Top Lobster]

Or just enough for his mustache to.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Be coming to blap you. I'm gonna make a shirt that just says blab.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Oh, and with a picture of Hulk Hogan's face. Do it. It's so disrespectful. You should do it. Yeah, but you gotta. You can't. You can't have. It's a sheenus. You can't have sex with the sheenus.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I know. I don't. I don't even like to put that in the audience's head.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, get that out of your head, guys.

[David Lee Corbeau]

They said, watch your cheeks around me, baby. Right?

[Top Lobster]

Watch out. Great sky.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Watch those thick cheeks. I was. Hey. I was sitting with my boss discussing the budget and my items and items on my Valentine's Day menu. When God told me it's time to leave this place. I blapped out. I need to.

[Top Lobster]

I blurted, dude.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I blurted my. Blurted.

[Top Lobster]

Blurted. God.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Sorry. I got blap on.

[Top Lobster]

That's a lot Like Colin.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I got blap brain.

[Top Lobster]

Not the blapping, but when. He also was told suddenly by the voice of God to leave.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I can't wait until I put this into.

[Top Lobster]

Did you ever respond to Colin?

[David Lee Corbeau]

I didn't.

[Top Lobster]

What's wrong with you?

[David Lee Corbeau]

You're right. Hold on.

[Top Lobster]

Do that. Guys, we literally are going to stop for a second because he has to respond to Colin. For those of you who, who remember, colleagues upgraded for.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Sorry.

[Top Lobster]

Sorry. I'm a piece of Colin.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I'm a piece of. What else should I say?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, how you doing?

[David Lee Corbeau]

How are you taking.

[Top Lobster]

How are you taking the Hulk Hogan demons?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Question mark.

[Top Lobster]

Still Ozzy Osbourne, question mark. Hulk Hogan.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Did you do that? Question mark.

[Top Lobster]

The black guy from all in the Family.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Who's next, brother?

[Top Lobster]

Who's next, brother?

[David Lee Corbeau]

All right, I answered him back. We'll see. Hopefully he, He. This is. So when did he say?

[Top Lobster]

A month ago.

[David Lee Corbeau]

The 21st. When was Bohemian Grove?

[Top Lobster]

Dude, he literally said hi to you before Bohemian Grove. Bohemian Grove is like the 26th and 27th.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I don't remember.

[Top Lobster]

You're a terrible person.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I'm a bad person. No, no, no. He said so Saturday, the second day of Bohemian Grove. That's when he said hi to me.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, okay. It was. Oh, that's interesting.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I was very busy. Yeah, I mean, maybe he knew. He said, how are you doing? I was like, like, man, all my friends have fallen out on me. This event is tearing me apart inside.

[Top Lobster]

Tyranny says he hasn't had a bad dream in 10 years.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He has. You haven't had any dreams?

[Top Lobster]

Why are you lying to us here?

[David Lee Corbeau]

He's not lying. He's. His dreams are blank. It's true.

[Top Lobster]

Can't have a bad dream if you don't have any dreams.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Let's finish. Let's finish reading this because I got a. I got to change. I got a fancy dinner to go to.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

You know that. All right. My boss looked at me like I was crazy. I quickly apologize saying, I don't know why I said that. He said, I need to quit. That's what he blurted. He popped out to his. His boss.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I don't know why I said that. I tried leaving the office and the Lord said it again. So I said, no, I need to quit. I'm sorry. So I put in a two week notice without talking to my wife or having a backup plan on how I was going to support my family. Holy. I love this. Based the next day, my wife.

[Top Lobster]

You know why God never did that to me? Because I. He Never had to tell me to do it.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I would just do it like someone else was like, david, you quit. Now. I would just want to.

[Top Lobster]

You know what? I would just. I would go, I don't want to be here anymore. It doesn't feel right. I'm leaving. And I would leave sometimes I would.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Two weeks. No.

[Top Lobster]

Well, sometimes I would give two weeks if I really, really respected the place. But if they ever came at me sideways, even a little bit with which who doesn't have a boss that comes at them sideways from time to time? So if you did that to me, I would simply go, well, it looks like I'm leaving now.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And then I would just get up and I would leave. I would have a walk away.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I walked. I worked for Best Buy for a couple of years. I had like three jobs at the time.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my God.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some lady disrespected me. It like, she didn't dislike. She was like. She gave like, oh, I'll give you a discount on an open box laptop. I got it in the next room. And the discount was like, what everyone else gets. But I was like, I do mad work here. And you said you'd hook me up. And you like. So I was just like, okay, thanks. And she's like, I'll see you tomorrow. And I was like, yeah, right.

[Top Lobster]

And that's it.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And I never went back.

[Top Lobster]

Feels good, doesn't it?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I left when you walked out and the doors go and, like, the sun's there.

[Top Lobster]

I was just like, dude, the sun.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Never went back to this place.

[Top Lobster]

When you walk out of a job and it's beautiful out.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, man. Nothing.

[David Lee Corbeau]

The birds are singing reaffirms your decision.

[Top Lobster]

Like, walking out into wonderful weather.

[David Lee Corbeau]

It's crazy, right?

[Top Lobster]

When you leave a job and it's dark inside and it's a hole and you're mad and you hate it, and then you walk out and you're liberated from those people and the. And the responsibility of showing up to this hell hole every day. And you go, and it smells nice, dude. And the air is crisp and the birds are out, dude.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Part of me. I. I mean, it was spiteful, I guess, but I was just like, I'm not coming.

[Top Lobster]

I love it. I go, you need me.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And I was like, it wasn't a job. I had any idea of quitting at the time, but at the time, I was just like, why would you. You?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And I was just. I walked out.

[Top Lobster]

And that's it. I've done.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Loved it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I love it.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Good feeling. So this guy walks out, no idea how he's supposed to support his family. The next day, my wife wasn't talking to me, telling me I need to get professional help before we lose our health insurance. That's actually a concern. Damn. The same day I got a text from the CEO of the Gospel Mission in my town.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, shit.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I would donate money and participated to their yearly Top Chef event as the emcee. It was for my own vanity and clout. Super gay. I know this guy.

[Top Lobster]

He gets it.

[David Lee Corbeau]

He gets it. He asked if he could buy me lunch and pick my brain about one of his ideas.

[Top Lobster]

No, but you could pick my nose.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Long story longer. And he goes on for seven more pages.

[Top Lobster]

Did you know that you could pick your friends and you could pick your nose, but you.

[David Lee Corbeau]

But you can't do a piano. You can tune a fish.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, you can't take your friends nose.

[David Lee Corbeau]

This is two Dad's one room. Or was it what it was the show called?

[Top Lobster]

The one that my wife is gonna start Picture Pictures.

[David Lee Corbeau]

My.

[Top Lobster]

My husband never hang hung pictures. My. That's a great ladies out there. If you know the guy. The guys we fuck show. What if there was a one for not whores and it was called Pictures My Husband never hung.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. And it's just you guys complaining about.

[Top Lobster]

All the things that your husband's never hung up on the wall, never threw away, never and never will now never.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Once you mention it spitefully. Okay, so he. He meets with this guy. He. He asked. So he was just donating for clout, which is interesting versus, because I feel like some of the doors that are opening now for us, like this. This weird thing that's happening now, I'm like, is this like before I get involved with it or go more. I'm like, is this something like out of vain or is this something that is just open to me because I went to this shop on a whim? My wife was like, hey, I want to try.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you're talking about the thing.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, the thing. And I'm like, like, yeah, let's try it. And then I go in there with the shirt that I wear all the time and nobody really mentions it, but this guy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I was like, the same thing. This. You were like, are we going to Sarasota? And I'm like, if we don't, we won't. Yeah, let's do it. It's like, okay, that's true. I was like, I don't even really know what's gonna happen. We're just gonna show up and then.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Be like, lord, get some heavy water.

[Top Lobster]

That's it, bro. Hey. I just wanted to sip. Really?

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah, just a sip.

[Top Lobster]

One.

[David Lee Corbeau]

One cup up.

[Top Lobster]

I just came this far to have a drink.

[David Lee Corbeau]

All right. So yeah. I went from feeding my country club members. Oh, no, sorry.

[Top Lobster]

Where are we at Eating my country.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Long story longer. I started working for the Gospel Mission for about half the money I was making as an executive chef. Rough time for my marriage went from feeding my country club members living in their multi million dollar homes on their private golf courses, to feeding homeless people three meals a day and teaching a group of residents in the transitional living program how to cook and get employed. How crazy is that? Like a Top Chef feeding homeless people.

[Top Lobster]

That is nuts. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. I helped secure a half a million dollar grant to start a school called Nourish Kitchens. I became a dean, wrote the curriculum and taught. I was offered a job at one of the largest food distribution companies in the US and took it. It was for more money, less hours, and a better quality of life than the country club, which allowed me to offer my services to the Gospel Mission for free.

[Top Lobster]

Nice.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Something I still do. Around this time, I finally submitted to God. Life was good. I quit drinking and smoking pot. Smart. Started working out and lost about 35 pounds. Praise Jesus. Nice. Fast track to current day ish.

[Top Lobster]

Day ish.

[David Lee Corbeau]

NDS is the best podcast. He puts it again in parentheses or in quotes and then a smiley face. Laughing, crying. One with a tongue out. I don't know what the you mean.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, he actually says you guys are trash. If you read just a little bit longer. You guys are trash. I just wanted you to know that. You guys are trash.

[David Lee Corbeau]

And then he just ends abruptly.

[Top Lobster]

I'm doing the Lord's work. You guys are fucking clowns. All right. Wow.

[David Lee Corbeau]

We just. We poured a lot of money into this new setup and he's telling us to stop, but I guess. Okay, well, let's finish reading.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay. NDS is the best podcast in the world and started shit posting and enjoying my secret troll life. Oh yes, I know the feeling. It's great. I went camping around early April and ate a weed edible, thinking it was okay because my life is completely different. Ah, that one time turned into a once a week thing. Now we're back.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, we're back. We had. We're here.

[David Lee Corbeau]

That was us.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, God.

[David Lee Corbeau]

I think, yeah, when we overload it, we have too much stuff on there.

[Top Lobster]

Too much loads.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Too many loads.

[Top Lobster]

Too many loads on it.

[David Lee Corbeau]

All right, so we're back. What was the last thing we said?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. Somebody tell us if you were listening in the chat. What was the last thing we said? The stream blapped out. Unbelievable.

[David Lee Corbeau]

NDS is the best podcast in the world. And started shit posting. Enjoying a secret troll life. He started the weed edible things once a week because his wife and daughter had dance and they would go over to the in laws for dinner after. So I pop an edible around 5pm PST, go to the gym and then be home by 6:11 PST. Which leads me to my next encounter with the lord.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, okay.

[David Lee Corbeau]

6:11 PST. What used to happen at that time?

[Top Lobster]

The towers.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Yeah. Interesting. Interesting.

[Top Lobster]

That's interesting.

[David Lee Corbeau]

Okay. It was June 11th around what? When did he send this? 7:13. So that's two weeks ago about. It was June 11th around 7:45pm I remember because I was high on 100 milligram drink. Locked myself in my office. Hey guys, sorry about that. Starlink crapped out and we lost our signal. We were able to scrap together what was left of this episode. So I'm gonna air it for you guys and we'll get back to work soon. We've been working on the studio. Things are coming along nicely. So we should have like a three shot setup for you guys pretty soon. Again, sorry for the mess up, but you know, this is what we were able to get. So we'll see you next week or in a couple days. Bye. The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. You can persuade them that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that portrayed bigger picture. Of course. And they have.